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Panderstein, the Vampire the Masquerade NPC I made based off Antrius, could have using Soaring Leap to better fake flying, and Fortitude to better withstand the damage from the fall.
My group and me had a quests with a satyr included (a really annoying one...) and our dwarf entered full rage mode and tried to catch the satyr to beat some sense into him....then the doorbell rang, it was the old lady from the flat above "is everything alright with u guys? It sounded like someone gets beaten to death" XD
Nixie's player has come so far from season 1 where she was stuck with a lollipop all the time. She's probably happy to be able to snack on other things.
@@Satsujinki1973 Most birds are known to regurgitate food into their children's mouths. So when the DM used the duck pitcher to feed the cup, clearly he was planning some messed up stuff.
Truthfully, I kept right on eating my ham, egg, and cheese sandwiches. I grew up watching disgusting movies for entertainment. After watching all of the Faces Of Death movies, I guess I'm just desensitizes to this stuff. Broken bones still make me squeamish though.
Thank you so much for letting me make this Screen Australia and Kickstarter, this is the reason why you shouldn't trust me with your money! And thanks to the cast for going along with it, they were so confused when I explained this concept!
"Do you speak Aaracokra?" "No, but I'm very skilled with my tongue!" "Do you have _Comprehend Languages?"_ "No, but I have high charisma!" It's terrifying how believable this sounds at a D&D table.
Reminds me of the time we needed to infiltrate a Yuan-Ti city, so we painted the warlock green; the joys of being a Charisma based class. Warlock did not speak Draconian, and Comprehend Languages works only one way. Rogue did speak Draconian, but did not have Proficiency with Disguise Kit, so the Warlock pretended to have lost her voice in a sandstorm and whispered all her lines into Rogue's ear.
Oddly enough, my last session our party was interrogating someone my Bard Vi had a relationship with in the past. The woman we were interrogating didn't want to say the information while the party was there, and Vi rolled high enough to convince everyone to leave so that she and the woman could talk. Sometimes having a high charisma really pays off :)
Bards - the cause of, but never the solution to, all the parties problems. Excellent episode. Patrick (Kendall) - You're life isn't empty without D&D, it is just mundane. D&D brings the spice (or high blood pressure) into your life. Thank you guys for all the great work.
The "Screen Australia" at the start is very fitting. If one doesn't know what DnD or an Aarakocra is they might really think this is a survival documentary.
Dm: no amount of performance check can let you fly. Player: but it's a nat 20. Dm: just no, what else are you doing? Player: ummmm. Dm: take 30 d8 damage.
Nat 20 hmm The design of your wings got caught on your feet increasing wingspan and allowed you to glide performance check for every choice there after. Utilizing wind of course.
Wouldn't a nat 20 performance check allow you to play it so heartbreakingly well that the Aaroka mother looks away in sadness - giving your character time to throw their cloth wings into the windcurrents and hide to give the impression of them flying far off in the distance?
Reminds me of when we wanted to create a small fire as a distraction, to free someone from a jail... and ended up burning down the town... that was an interesting roll or four...
You wake up in a Goblin Cave. No memory of how you got here. Your tied up, and you can hear the Goblins in another room arguing how best to cook you for breakfast. Some are arguing for grilling. A couple for frying. And 1 is arguing for you to be made into soup. What do you do?
@@grim9590 **Rolls a 10** Your weaponry was confiscated while you were out. Though you still have your basic supplies and food stuff on you. Being in the Goblin kitchen there are plenty of sharp instruments that you can use to cut your bindings.
omg this has to be up there in the best ads i had ever seen, 5:40 cracked me out laughing so hard, and usually videos on yt don't. so good, i know how those work *plop*
He can stoop like a peregrine falcon. Though the pulling out of the dive didn't go too well the first time. But he would have worked it out eventually, if he hadn't died on the spot.
Love the aarakocra especially, sad she lost her children. To the adventurers but man was this funny. This could have ended badly if the mother aarakocra learned they ate her eggs. Would love to see the aarakocra later videos.
bards are so much fun, they want to do something special and yet somehow seem to always fall short. Still, I love 'em. Though if they manage to pull off the magnificent it goes down as the most epic of moves.
This was a great vid of a Bard pulling bulls#it antics that somehow works, like a car crash you can't not watch it end in flames. I laughed so hard I had to stop and wipe my eyes
This hits on a different level for me. I've had some birds nest up in a tree right outside my window a few weeks ago. They've been waking me up everyday at 6:30am on the dot chirping. I'm on the verge of changing my alignment to chaotic evil.
Ah yes, when your players derail the game with a bad performance check just give their characters Stockholm syndrome! Also this one broke me for some reason and I couldn't stop laughing, these videos are getting better as time progresses.
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But now I want a pin that says "A Bard Happened" :)
A bard can touch the sky.. ruclips.net/video/UGJV6cJkFcc/видео.html or not..xD
What sound sword slice did you used in website?
Panderstein, the Vampire the Masquerade NPC I made based off Antrius, could have using Soaring Leap to better fake flying, and Fortitude to better withstand the damage from the fall.
On the one hand: this got uncomfortably weird
On the other hand: This beautifully captures how D&D can sometimes get uncomfortably weird
The DM's wicked smile when he was thinking
"Oh I can make this hella fcking weird for them"
"He's beginning to believe!" "Fly you fool!" Hahaha. Deerstalker I see what you did there. The classics eh?
Also there was that _"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky"_ lol
@@phaolo6 And flying towards the sun was Ikarus. And everything was a reference to, well, Birdman (the movie with Keaton).
Plus the exact same buzz lightyear moment of despair as he starts to fall XD
Their neighbours that have to listen them playing D&D must be like: "these are the weirdest freakin' neighbours in the entire town..."
My group and me had a quests with a satyr included (a really annoying one...) and our dwarf entered full rage mode and tried to catch the satyr to beat some sense into him....then the doorbell rang, it was the old lady from the flat above "is everything alright with u guys? It sounded like someone gets beaten to death" XD
I mean, it's Australia; their neighbors are probably too busy trying to not get killed by the local wildlife.
Or they think they have a wardrobe that leads to Narnia
And then think: I gotta get in on this!
@@thomasbecker9676 their neighbors are probably too busy trying to not get killed by the wildfires.
"What just happened?" "A Bard just happened!" is the best line!
It's pretty funny how escape was possible, but they choose free boarding and free food
But, is it a surprise with this party?
They finally found parents which accepted them as they are.
@@molybdaen11🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭 Those are the best aren't they? 😝😜🤪
Nixie's player has come so far from season 1 where she was stuck with a lollipop all the time.
She's probably happy to be able to snack on other things.
Took me two views to notice her gummy worms.
:D
next week sweety white mice
"Lolli pop, lolli pop, oh LA la, FIREBALL!"
@@EseanB I understood that reference.
Like human fingers when she was at that orc's house.
The second I saw the pitcher I had to stop eating my breakfast. Dear lord. This was great.
The Duck Pitcher? I don't get it.
@@Satsujinki1973
Most birds are known to regurgitate food into their children's mouths. So when the DM used the duck pitcher to feed the cup, clearly he was planning some messed up stuff.
Truthfully, I kept right on eating my ham, egg, and cheese sandwiches. I grew up watching disgusting movies for entertainment. After watching all of the Faces Of Death movies, I guess I'm just desensitizes to this stuff. Broken bones still make me squeamish though.
That look in the DMs eyes, saying you brought this on yourself.
@@FordPrefict42 How are you still squeamish about broken bones?
Antrius: I'm no longer a Bird Boy. I'm a Bird Man.
Me: Obligatory, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law.
You beat me to it...SIGH.
CREST ON BIRDMANS HELMET
Thank you so much for letting me make this Screen Australia and Kickstarter, this is the reason why you shouldn't trust me with your money! And thanks to the cast for going along with it, they were so confused when I explained this concept!
So good that Screen Australia was happy to "chuck-up" some funding for your vision !
This episode really does beg the question:
“Is Dungeons & Dragons a cult?”
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It's the fucking 80's all over again.
@@ThePandoraGuy the panic of satanic
@@imaginativeskydadytm1389 We had that shit here in Germany too.
@@imaginativeskydadytm1389 maybe call Frank-n-Furtters satanic mechanic.
@@Jeremycook_ so you're a satanist and a mechanic or Satan's mechanic?
"Do you speak Aaracokra?"
"No, but I'm very skilled with my tongue!"
"Do you have _Comprehend Languages?"_
"No, but I have high charisma!"
It's terrifying how believable this sounds at a D&D table.
_You can communicate in every language if you're hot enough_
-Just Bard things.
Life is a negotiation.
Reminds me of the time we needed to infiltrate a Yuan-Ti city, so we painted the warlock green; the joys of being a Charisma based class. Warlock did not speak Draconian, and Comprehend Languages works only one way. Rogue did speak Draconian, but did not have Proficiency with Disguise Kit, so the Warlock pretended to have lost her voice in a sandstorm and whispered all her lines into Rogue's ear.
What? No time stamps/highlights?
Oh wait, this isn't VLDL, my bad.
Oddly enough, my last session our party was interrogating someone my Bard Vi had a relationship with in the past. The woman we were interrogating didn't want to say the information while the party was there, and Vi rolled high enough to convince everyone to leave so that she and the woman could talk.
Sometimes having a high charisma really pays off :)
I was waiting for something like that punchline. "you know you have featherfall, right?"
The bard is like Icarus, he kept the act going and now attempted to fly towards the sun.
But then the red dragon descended and melted his wings, and he crashed and died.
He had a high charisma though.
Bards - the cause of, but never the solution to, all the parties problems. Excellent episode. Patrick (Kendall) - You're life isn't empty without D&D, it is just mundane. D&D brings the spice (or high blood pressure) into your life. Thank you guys for all the great work.
the cause of, but never the solution to, all the parties problems
@@crazydog3307 Thank you. Didn't even realize I'd put the comma in the wrong place. Sometimes, it is too early to leave comments.
@@bubbaray998 haha, you're telling me XD
now if only i can apply the same scrutiny to my own writing lol
When the players manage to screw the GM's plans but the GM is petty AF
The fact that the dm played this out for 3 sessions is just something else though
@@LCCWPresentsThat is a whole new level of pettiness
When you have so high Charisma, you even start to believe your own bluff...
I love the idea of the players and DM just going along with this for 2 whole sessions 😆
D&D, puns, the grossest shit I've ever seen, and people getting hurt? This one has everything.
Nixie's player eating a gummy worm while the feeding begins is peak comedy.
Haha. Nice. Love that you were all like 5 ft up.
Persuasion so high he convinced himself
“There’s no I in team, but there’s an A though! It stands for Aarokokra.”
There is an I in TEAM. It is in the A hole.
I laughed so hard at the feeding scene that I couldn't drink my coffee ...
The "Screen Australia" at the start is very fitting. If one doesn't know what DnD or an Aarakocra is they might really think this is a survival documentary.
Unexpected, Love the concept. The quality of these videos keeping getting better, writing, costuming, and setdesign. Love your work!
Reminded me of the time we painted the Warlock green to infiltrate a Juan-Ti city; the joys of being a Charisma based class.
"Wouldn't they fall down and give me brain damage, more brain damage" lol
It could have been easier if they had a druid with them I guess 😂
If druids could turn into Aaracokra, sure. Or if Antrius was high enough level to cast True Polymorph.
@@ryadinstormblessed8308 Yeah,wonder how he gonna try to convice other aarocokra's to let his party go tho . -.
Naw the bard multiclasses and just kept it a secret 🤫
Fellowship of the Wings
....it was for a good caws....
Wait... he’s 45 ?! Dayum, he looks 10 years younger at least !!
High charisma scores will do that ;)
Long Rest be rejuvenating :)
Wait... aarakocra don't live very long 🤔
With all the long rests they accumulate it's completely normal
I DEFINITLY THOUGHT he was only in his late 20s or early 30s!
No words 🤦♀️… seriously though, thank you for the laughs. Never in a million years would I ever dream up this scenario!
Best answer to anything "A Bard Happened."
3:00 He's a bard, that's probably not the first time, or even the worst to have it happen with.
Mother's doesn't like it when they children say no 😱 OMG laughed so hard! Nice episode! 🤗
Amazing, the production in these sketches is so incredible
That duck flask - *PRICELESS!*
"It's a good life when you don't have to chew your food"
so true
So Antrius and Patrick have switched seats. Does this mean that this season secretly takes place in a parallel universe?
Antrius as GM? I would see that
@@egosdragonis6149 oh god
but yeah it would be amazing to see
no, they just switched in the new season
@@d.parasol Yes, because it's a parallel universe.
Hoo boy, I should not have watched the momma-bird-feeds-players part while eating breakfast.
2:30s IIRC the DM's last smug face was in the Roll To Seduce end scene. Pat 's soooo getting payback :)
Also like The Matrix and Space Jam reference.
Dm: no amount of performance check can let you fly.
Player: but it's a nat 20.
Dm: just no, what else are you doing?
Player: ummmm.
Dm: take 30 d8 damage.
„You convinced the air to be a bird and fly away.”
Nat 20 hmm
The design of your wings got caught on your feet increasing wingspan and allowed you to glide performance check for every choice there after. Utilizing wind of course.
Wouldn't a nat 20 performance check allow you to play it so heartbreakingly well that the Aaroka mother looks away in sadness - giving your character time to throw their cloth wings into the windcurrents and hide to give the impression of them flying far off in the distance?
Reminds me of when we wanted to create a small fire as a distraction, to free someone from a jail... and ended up burning down the town... that was an interesting roll or four...
He thinks about it every night and day
Spreads his wings and flies away.
Love you guys, wish I had someone to play D&D with
You wake up in a Goblin Cave. No memory of how you got here.
Your tied up, and you can hear the Goblins in another room arguing how best to cook you for breakfast. Some are arguing for grilling. A couple for frying. And 1 is arguing for you to be made into soup.
What do you do?
@@alexkoder1982 Do I have any items on me that can help me? If no then I look for something sharp while they’re busy.
@@grim9590 **Rolls a 10**
Your weaponry was confiscated while you were out. Though you still have your basic supplies and food stuff on you.
Being in the Goblin kitchen there are plenty of sharp instruments that you can use to cut your bindings.
@@alexkoder1982 I’ll try slowly sneaking to the kitchen where the knives at. I hope I’m stealthy lol
@@scottdoesntmatter4409 oh fr??
This serie is really one of the best DnD content out there. Thank you so much for your dedication.
"So they're not going to kill us?"
"Yay!"
*DM's evil grin.*
"Yay...?"
I love that duck pitcher; it's hilarious
This was Epic ! (I really love ridiculousness done right, and you elevated this to art level)
Прекрасный коллектив, поднимают настроение) Розовая - огонь!
Soooo we gonna acknowledge the fursuit level design on those costumes
Oh man, I can totally relate to a perfomance check who got at least THAT wrong ! Thank you for the laugh !
omg this has to be up there in the best ads i had ever seen, 5:40 cracked me out laughing so hard, and usually videos on yt don't. so good, i know how those work *plop*
Thanks! Now "I believe I can fly" stuck in my head for couple days.
He can stoop like a peregrine falcon. Though the pulling out of the dive didn't go too well the first time. But he would have worked it out eventually, if he hadn't died on the spot.
in my wet dreams, I imagine a co-lab between Deerstalker pictures and Viva la dirt league
This must have been the hardest video for them to do with any manner of straight face lol
Haha, gotta love Nixies lotr-reference 🤣
I love it, the feeding part was.... marvelous? XD I laughed so hard!!
The bird feed scene was so beautiful...
It's not just me right?
He shall forever be known as "Bardy McFly"
Love the aarakocra especially, sad she lost her children. To the adventurers but man was this funny. This could have ended badly if the mother aarakocra learned they ate her eggs. Would love to see the aarakocra later videos.
The "IRL Session" scenes were SO FUNNY!
If only even just a single person in my groups would have ever done such a thing :(
What do you call an agitated avian?
..
..
ANGRY BIRD..
...
I'll see myself out.
3:38 I paused at this moment at work and now HR has some weird questions for me.
This should be trending and I'm sad that it isn't. Thanks for the laughs!
He didn't use "feather fall", but now he is for the cat.
2:18 Nixie's best line ever.
"you know you have feather fall?"
Or spells?
This dude is basically a commoner with expertise in all the charisma checks
"No, but I am damn good with my tongue." Definitely peak.
He believes he can fly!
The look of pure, totally understandable horror 3:09
"Fly, you fool!" - Mwahahaha!
What just happened!? Ah yes I do believe I can answer this one … a bard. A bard just happened 😂😂😂
The fall looks like it would only be 1d6 damage.
This is really great... when you regret a natural 20
Good birb costume!
Oh boy the internet's going to have a field day with those bird feeding shots...
That was pretty good, we have been waiting for quite awhile now. It is good to see the videos rolling in again.
LOL!!!!!
The "Law od unintended consequences" rears is guly head.
LOL!!!!!
Uno de los mejores capítulos que hicieron. Felicitaciones!!!
bards are so much fun, they want to do something special and yet somehow seem to always fall short. Still, I love 'em. Though if they manage to pull off the magnificent it goes down as the most epic of moves.
This was a great vid of a Bard pulling bulls#it antics that somehow works, like a car crash you can't not watch it end in flames. I laughed so hard I had to stop and wipe my eyes
Performance is to entertain, this is Deception.
Are you not entertained?
@@evadevore6139 I am, but the Aaracockra were deceived.
This hits on a different level for me.
I've had some birds nest up in a tree right outside my window a few weeks ago.
They've been waking me up everyday at 6:30am on the dot chirping.
I'm on the verge of changing my alignment to chaotic evil.
For some reason, chirping birds soothes me to sleep.
Perfect ! I really like the final part with the references it was really funny !
Now, this one was good.
Floyd’s Learning to Fly was going thru my head as he stepped to the edge!
Something tells me, this isn't the First time the Bard has had to save the day by opening wide, and taking a load down the throat.
Wow! That was UNHINGED. I LOVED IT.
Glad you're back! Just had to mention that I had to turn on CC to understand the narration at some points due to the music being so loud.
By far this is the best episode yet! They just keep getting better & better!
Let's all give Thomas's commitment to a bit a well deserved round of applause
Great writing. I love the new direction in content!
Ah yes, when your players derail the game with a bad performance check just give their characters Stockholm syndrome! Also this one broke me for some reason and I couldn't stop laughing, these videos are getting better as time progresses.
It's so weird seeing Kendall sit at the other end of the table.
CAWWWWW
...I'm sorry, I felt it needed to be said.
This 02:22 and this 02:29 kind of summarizes all of Deerstalker Pictures
videos. ;)
That feeding was just..... wrong..... Hilarious, but SO wrong!
I think this is my favorite one yet. Thank you Deerstalker team. :)