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This hot new paladin is a woman Antrius could impregnate to make a new little horny Antrius for our entertainment in about 20 years after this Antrius retires. I suggest that Deerstalker Pictures work that into the plot.
@@demonkingbadger6689 I'm fairly certain when she was told to look at the Alignment Chart, she accidentally turned to the page with the Planes, and chose Plane of Fire for her alignment.
When INT's your dump stat. Currently discovering the limits of an INT dumped character. Thought it would save me trying to do clever RP and get involved with annoying in-game puzzles. Then the DM says "Roll investigation to see how much treasure you find".
@@SharienGaming he was saved by the fact that he didn't realise that when he got magical secrets he could just cast arcane eye to look at himself XD. Actually I am surprised he didn't pick up the magic initiate feat just so he could get find familiar to do basically the same thing that way! Maybe he doesn't know.
I also love the little detail that, in the real world, she dresses very conservatively, like a churchgoer version of Velma. So basically, her in-game persona is likely very much in line with her actual personality. Sort of how Tabaxi Rogue is a goth IRL. (In either case, the actresses nailed the characters)
“They’re only virgins if they come from the virgin area of France. Otherwise they are just sparkling incels” is the most glorious thing ever said and I’ll keep quoting it until I die.
I'm missing an episode where the cat jumps on the table interrupting the session and appearing as an apocalyptic monster due to the size difference in relation to the minis.
@@jiyaaru4516 mh, not familiar with that one. I'm thinking of 'The Incredible Shrinking Man' which is a 1957 movie where there is a scene where the main character is trapped inside a doll house with a cat outside trying to catch him (reasons). It's an interesting premise in itself and it would be interesting to see how Deerstalker deals with it. (But I can very well imagine that this scene has been referenced several times over the years, it's a classic).
@@Salted_Fysh Well, the plot of the Lego Ninjago Movie is essencially about the ninjas looking for something to beat a giant monster who appeared in the city (an actual cat among LEGOs).
i love that Nixie is there to support Antrius. they've been through enough together and while usually its her that's caused some trouble or just reacting to his bardy shenanigans this time she was along for the ride to be around whatever happened with him
@@Kineth1 That isn't how charm person works RAW. If the creature wouldn't do something with/for an acquittance, the creature wouldn't do it under the spell.
Oh, I just loved that Paladin! And she makes a great contrast to the group. Also the Vampire was wonderful, but this DM always plays NPCs brilliantly. And poor Antrius was charming as usual. :) Throughout the whole skit I've just waited, when Antrius would realize that as a vampire he wouldn't have a reflection - and that would be his only reason to prefer light over darkness. And that's what happened. :)
Loved the subtle not so subtle background imagery. The stained glass window behind the paladin, the darkness behind the vampire and the iron bars behind to indicate the bard imprisoned by family issues...
More Godfreya! And more Vlitheryn too! They could whip the party into shape...wait, that sounds like something Antrius would say. Or maybe the DM has another non-murderhobo group consisting of all the other players we've seen.
Her and cleric having to clean up the party’s messes would be hilarious. “It could be worse, you could have Antrius hitting on you,” “Do you need to sell every magic item you get to pay for spell components to keep them alive?”
"you can stay up all night long." - Me to convince the bard not to become a vampire: "The night in summer is rather short. So the longest night is in winter, where every maiden is put up to the neck in warm clothes. So you may see nothing, since no one will go out in the cold night and if, then so much protected from the cold, that you don't know if it is a person wearing a coat or a coat with legs. Should there be any legs to see. So most long nights would be rather boring."
I discovered this series quite recently and it is an absolute blast! I haven't played much DnD and I'm not much of an expert, but God damn this really embodies the imagination, chaos and fun that the game delivers. Keep up the astonishing work, guys!
I need more Godfreya! She is the only one who can really survive with Antrius. And I think she can successfully cooperate with Vlithryn as a light side of this murderhobo party.
Not just good videos and fun ideas but my style? A good in games and I can do perfect 100-pitperfect voice acting on Alucard :P I love saying the most "magic playing cards? How interesting" when he was fighting in Hellsing OVA against Alexander.
Omg its getting better and better. Exactly what I would expect from a Paladin performance and look wise. Slap on hands should be a new ability. Deals 1d3 dmg before it applies any healing, for when you dont know whether to heal or kill someone
Can I just say, you guys have really gone above and beyond the last few videos your humor and plot points are on fire! Thanks for the fun guys look forward to the next one.
Why hello there, Goldie and Elliot :D Many thanks to you all for another fun and aesthetic episode! For a second I truly believed that we might get to meet Antrius's parents, upon reading the heading - the ones he is seeing over roast every sunday. Well, you can't have everything I suppose - at least not in one episode :P
If ANYONE could handle Antrius and his, ummm, "track" record, it'd be a Paladin with Divine Health who's nice & immune to disease (even mummy rot!) 24/7. All she has to do is not Fall from Grace... which should be quite the challenge with Nixie nearby. A good face-slap here n' there should keep him in line!
I really wish Antrius would stop scaring off all the paladins. The two we've seen so far have been incredibly cool. I hope we get to see Godfreya again.
!HEAVENS¡, stay in a battle against evil with that pathetic bard, is open a complete pandora's box, so silly to be bad, but also so clumsy to be good, HA HA HA.
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This hot new paladin is a woman Antrius could impregnate to make a new little horny Antrius for our entertainment in about 20 years after this Antrius retires. I suggest that Deerstalker Pictures work that into the plot.
come for the capes, stay for the belly rubs
Funny as hell xD
How about them vampires at the beginning though!!! Count Von Schreck can count on me to join him
Por que no los dos?
Antrius' alignment is obviously Chaotic Narcissist.
Lol, nice. just fyi it's spelled narcissist.
And i have argued Nixie has the alignment of Pure Chaotic.😁
@@demonkingbadger6689 I'm fairly certain when she was told to look at the Alignment Chart, she accidentally turned to the page with the Planes, and chose Plane of Fire for her alignment.
@@FedralBI sounds legit
@@hansknickerbocker9202 ... They spelled it the same way U did.
"Why does Nixie still have a reflection?"
"I am not a vampire."
"Then why are you drinking blood!?"
"It's human blood, so it is not cannibalism."
A cannibal isn't necessarily a vampire either...
@@alkister But a human drinking human blood is a cannibal.
@@schwarzerritter5724 actually it is vampirismus and not cannibalismus.
Nixie is not human, therefore she is not a cannibal.
@@PabloGonzalez-ts4tz Cant Nixie help him become immortal?
I laughed way too hard at Nixie's confused "What did I do?" 😂
Well....
When INT's your dump stat.
Currently discovering the limits of an INT dumped character.
Thought it would save me trying to do clever RP and get involved with annoying in-game puzzles.
Then the DM says "Roll investigation to see how much treasure you find".
Do you what it alphabetically or chronologically? Either way it mostly involves fire as far as I know.
Answer: “FIREBALL!!!” 😁
@@mkvenner2 -8 celsius here, and my boiler's on the blink. I would welcome a fireball.
Knew that vampires not having a reflection would be the deciding factor.
It was really obvious the second he mentioned the word mirror!
@@DoomsdayR3sistance i would argue it was obvious the moment antrius entered the scene XD
@@SharienGaming he was saved by the fact that he didn't realise that when he got magical secrets he could just cast arcane eye to look at himself XD. Actually I am surprised he didn't pick up the magic initiate feat just so he could get find familiar to do basically the same thing that way! Maybe he doesn't know.
Spoiler alert
only in real mirrors, made with silver
When they started calling Antrius like a dog was when I lost it
I mean a good belly rub can go a long way in getting someone to join you.
The fact that he was smiling while swinging between them AS they did so & didn’t refute it/comment on it made it even better😂😂😂
"This is like the most expensive fight i've ever seen" Love the 4th wall break 🤣🤣
and the fact they don´t show "the most expensive fight ever".. Loved that :)
That paladin looked soooo good! The armor! The hair! The actress!
Angelic Paladin, Lawful Good Paladin and the Triton cleric need their own series.
@@steveholmes11 not the A-Men, but the A-Women
10/10 Would definitely adventure with.
I don't know why, but I started reading this comment to the tune of "You're Welcome", namely when he says "the hair, the bod".
@@steveholmes11 also i want to see Anandale, the tabaxi rogue, and Dargle Bark, simply because those 3 joining forces would simply make no sense.
That Paladin was bad ass. Avenging Angel effects top notch! I hope that's not the last we'll see of Godfreya
1 more person seeking vengeance against the a member of the party.
I agree. A protector aasimar paladin is a perfect combo.
@@etherealdragon207 And now they have two Righteous Paladins, a Cleric, Warlock, Barbarian, and potentially two druids.
@@LupineShadowOmega and 6 Paladins we have never seen according to the board Pat has.
@@etherealdragon207 Personally I'd love for an entire paladin vengeance party to pop up. XD
I love that the DM has a board for marking how many Paladins they've driven away, so far 7 and it says "Pala-done with Y'ALL" These jokes are so good.
Godfreya must be on recurring, if not main, cast. Her acting is phenomenal.
i rather take the vampire lord or one of the demon npcs of the past as a main but its to bad they are all played by the DM xD
I also love the little detail that, in the real world, she dresses very conservatively, like a churchgoer version of Velma. So basically, her in-game persona is likely very much in line with her actual personality. Sort of how Tabaxi Rogue is a goth IRL. (In either case, the actresses nailed the characters)
“They’re only virgins if they come from the virgin area of France. Otherwise they are just sparkling incels” is the most glorious thing ever said and I’ll keep quoting it until I die.
Spit out my kimchi when he said that, absolutely golden line.
Reminds me of the term Chardonnay and how anything outside of a specific region is lumped up as "sparkling wine" 🤣
No, from state of Virginia.
@@Checker123-j4zyou're thinking of champagne, not chardonnay.
What if they're voluntary virgins in which case it's not in cell because it's not involuntarily.
I laughed way too hard at that mirror scene: "He's gone! He's back!" So stupid and yet so funny 😂
It's got a wonderful Naked Gun style of comedy feel to it.
Why is no one talking about Nixie’s depressed “Who do I have to join to stop living”?
ikr?
I guess bc it was so out of place. At least to me.
Cause it was a bit cliché not a bad one but still cliché
I'm missing an episode where the cat jumps on the table interrupting the session and appearing as an apocalyptic monster due to the size difference in relation to the minis.
@@jiyaaru4516 mh, not familiar with that one. I'm thinking of 'The Incredible Shrinking Man' which is a 1957 movie where there is a scene where the main character is trapped inside a doll house with a cat outside trying to catch him (reasons).
It's an interesting premise in itself and it would be interesting to see how Deerstalker deals with it.
(But I can very well imagine that this scene has been referenced several times over the years, it's a classic).
I have a friend who always throws dice straight up. He says he can't help it. We call him Orbital Strike.
@@Salted_Fysh Well, the plot of the Lego Ninjago Movie is essencially about the ninjas looking for something to beat a giant monster who appeared in the city (an actual cat among LEGOs).
Didn't they do exactly that in an episode?
@@johnn.2017 They did. But I think it was only a short, not a full episode
Nixies look of admiration upon the paladin smacking Antrius has been noted. Someone wanted her to stick around.
i love that Nixie is there to support Antrius. they've been through enough together and while usually its her that's caused some trouble or just reacting to his bardy shenanigans this time she was along for the ride to be around whatever happened with him
This episode also doubles as Antrius's bisexual panic.
Bi panic? I bet Antrius celebrated the day he found out he was bi. More options ;)
@@rhokesh4391 More like panic at having to for eternity pick one or the other.
bardsexual* there ya go.
@@rhokesh4391 You right, you right. 😊
He DOES call them "Mommy" and "Daddy"
I love the "paladone with you all" signXD Great episode
Will never stop being fascinated by Kendall’s transformations
She said an epic a phrase with LoL's Kale voice.
That's something a bard and a vampire have in common: We always ask for consent before we.. "come inside."
And they both suck
bards don't so ask for consent as much as "charm person"
@@Kineth1 More of a demand consent then.
@@Kineth1 That isn't how charm person works RAW. If the creature wouldn't do something with/for an acquittance, the creature wouldn't do it under the spell.
@@Kineth1 and vampires have a very powerful innate charm ability
Nixie: "What'd I do?!"
Us: "What *didn't* you do?!"
Nixie:"Er..... Fireball?"
I choose the tiefling. Nixie was super adorable in this episode.
she often is, and definitely was here.
I´ll be honest, this show wouldn´t be the same without that character.
That would be a burning love.
Oh, I just loved that Paladin! And she makes a great contrast to the group. Also the Vampire was wonderful, but this DM always plays NPCs brilliantly. And poor Antrius was charming as usual. :) Throughout the whole skit I've just waited, when Antrius would realize that as a vampire he wouldn't have a reflection - and that would be his only reason to prefer light over darkness. And that's what happened. :)
"Who do I have to join to stop living?" Best line hands down.
Loved the subtle not so subtle background imagery. The stained glass window behind the paladin, the darkness behind the vampire and the iron bars behind to indicate the bard imprisoned by family issues...
I thought he was on good grounds with his
I love that detailed
Nixies squeak when Android pushed her away was just like a dog toy it was adorable!
More Godfreya! And more Vlitheryn too! They could whip the party into shape...wait, that sounds like something Antrius would say. Or maybe the DM has another non-murderhobo group consisting of all the other players we've seen.
more Vlitheryn is always the answer
Now we just need a spin-off with Vlitheryn, Godfreya, Mogdar, and Darglebark. Maybe even throw in Annandale, Da'Sha and Zephyr.
I hope we see this paladin again, such a badass.
I think we'll see her again in season 5, because in the trailer of season 5 there is she (and doesn't seem this video)
Suprised by the fact that nixie didn't shot a singe fireball
She was busy drinking. and enjoying the show...hahahahahaha
"shoot" "single"
Yeah, I guess the drinking ruined that...
That last line should definitely count for burn damage.
All the SFX budget went on the teeth.
One day they'll find a paladin who sticks around
They just need to find a Paladin of a love god who is into Antrius’s antics a lol
They will probably be an Oathbreaker.
@@blackmage471 or a conquest Paladin
Nah, she will come back.
@@Fjertil I bet all of the paladins will return to punish the party.
"Who do I have to join to stop living?" Nixie Im dead 🤣🤣
Nixie doing a little multi-classing there at the end with her Vicious Mockery 😆
The scenario resolves when Atrius realizes he won't be able to see himself in the mirror if he chooses the vampire. Well done!
Godfreya is the best PC to ever appear in this show. She simply must appear more often!
Her and cleric having to clean up the party’s messes would be hilarious.
“It could be worse, you could have Antrius hitting on you,”
“Do you need to sell every magic item you get to pay for spell components to keep them alive?”
Nixie: "Awe, unfair, their magic CGI cost more than mine!" Is how I interpreted her saying "this fight is expensive."
"Who do i have to join to stop living?" I love Nixie so much! (3:25)
"you can stay up all night long." - Me to convince the bard not to become a vampire: "The night in summer is rather short. So the longest night is in winter, where every maiden is put up to the neck in warm clothes. So you may see nothing, since no one will go out in the cold night and if, then so much protected from the cold, that you don't know if it is a person wearing a coat or a coat with legs. Should there be any legs to see. So most long nights would be rather boring."
The costume and set design was once again amazing! The special effects were something else too! Massive kudos to everyone involved!
Fantastic episode! Whoever designed this one is a true master. Also, please do more of Godfreya and Nixie together - very neat and contrast play.
my favorite part is the reason for his decision
you may not be a vampire, but you still suck.
priceless. it's just priceless.
2:45 That is the CUTEST thing I've heard in my ENTIRE life!
Poor Antrius. Also, that last bit where they drew their swords and started fighting was awesome. Nice effects.
"The most expensive fight I´ve ever witnessed" all the while focus is on Nixie and the fight is in the off, brilliant :D
I discovered this series quite recently and it is an absolute blast! I haven't played much DnD and I'm not much of an expert, but God damn this really embodies the imagination, chaos and fun that the game delivers. Keep up the astonishing work, guys!
I need more Godfreya! She is the only one who can really survive with Antrius. And I think she can successfully cooperate with Vlithryn as a light side of this murderhobo party.
Nixie: "What'd I do?"
I don't think she want an answer to that.
Apart from the murder and burning and pillaging and stabbing and slaughtering? Sure.
Starts with "Fire" ends with "ball".
Arson, arson, arson, arson, loitering, arson, arson, and arson.
@@jonathanblanton9446 I think that you forgot an arson there, between arson and arson.
@@Luredreier No, that one wasn't Nixie. That was the dwarf who's racist against blue people.
You guys should do a video where there is a Paladin that even Antrius can't even handle.
I loved the paladin and Nixie's attention span
It's insane how much you improve on quality of videos with like every video. Well done
We couldn't have done it without the Virgins.
@@kendalldrury8156 Sacrificing is always a good start :D
Not just good videos and fun ideas but my style? A good in games and I can do perfect 100-pitperfect voice acting on Alucard :P I love saying the most "magic playing cards? How interesting" when he was fighting in Hellsing OVA against Alexander.
A lot of elements have improved, but Murder Hobos is still the funniest video 1 for All has ever made.
Omg its getting better and better. Exactly what I would expect from a Paladin performance and look wise. Slap on hands should be a new ability. Deals 1d3 dmg before it applies any healing, for when you dont know whether to heal or kill someone
Seriously it should be like a clerical cantrip and call it The Slap of Profound Disgust. Or even better The Slap of Humility!
I totally yelled “bap!” When he asked for lay on hands. Love the chemistry your actors have.
what a stylish badass pally :o And Nixie's human player becomes more and more her^^
5:13 not him calling them "mummy and daddy" he's such a bittom and i love itttt
can we just all agree that godfreya is the best paladin of all time?
Your new paladin maiden turned out to be very beautiful and charismatic! I'm waiting for another episode with her!))
This is, once again, a great video. 'Pala-done with y'all' was hilarious, Nixie was incredible, the cinemtography and FX...brilliamt stuff!
03:25 - We feel you Nixie, very much...
I would like it known that I suggested we do another outro but my request was denied.
I’m so glad, that outro was PERFECT!!!
What was the other outro?
5:52 _"... you might not be a vampire, but you still really suck ..."_
Literally gasped aloud when Godfreya got her halo, wings, and badass line! SO COOL AHH
“Join me and you’ll live forever!”
“Join me and you’ll ALSO live forever!”
*”Who do I have to join to stop living?”*
Pala Done with y’all.
One absolutely love the word play.
Two, who were the other 6 paladins?
A truly righteous and kickass episode 1 for all.
8 on the Pala-done with table! We need to see the other 6 paladin run offs
i wait every wednesday for this. my fav time of the day
I must say it’s pretty impressive how these are consistently good. Haha
I'm just here for Antrius's glorious locks
Godfreya:GET BACK SPAWN OF THE SHADOWS!
Nixie:What did I do?!?
I swear nixie needs to be this sarcastic all the time😂
We need a evil paladin that can tank the psychic damage to stay in the party 😂
[Pala-done with ya'll!]
Holy shit I choked on my own tongue laughing so hard.
I loved Nixie's part in this episode!
This was a great episode. Good laughs. Good scripting and acting
I love when DM gets his "pala-done" board! xD
The funny thing is that Antrius is so indecisive.
This was probably the best episode ever. I miss Evandra, tho, but great job!
"Pala-DONE with y'all!"
Having been a Paladin player before I started DMing... Yep. Been there.
Bring this paladin back! I'm imagining a second team of the paladin, triton priest, tabaxi and the other bard as a party
Can I just say, you guys have really gone above and beyond the last few videos your humor and plot points are on fire! Thanks for the fun guys look forward to the next one.
i'm in love with the paladin now...
0:55 you know what you've done!
Why hello there, Goldie and Elliot :D Many thanks to you all for another fun and aesthetic episode! For a second I truly believed that we might get to meet Antrius's parents, upon reading the heading - the ones he is seeing over roast every sunday. Well, you can't have everything I suppose - at least not in one episode :P
i am surprised they haven't collected a chaotic good paladin yet.
"sparkling incels" LOL
Once again, Kendall is very beautiful in his NPC outfit
"What'd I do?" lmao
That was good
This is definitely one of my all time favourite episodes so far!! Nixie was so adorable in this!!!
If ANYONE could handle Antrius and his, ummm, "track" record, it'd be a Paladin with Divine Health who's nice & immune to disease (even mummy rot!) 24/7. All she has to do is not Fall from Grace... which should be quite the challenge with Nixie nearby. A good face-slap here n' there should keep him in line!
Pala-Done had me bursting out laughing!
Best paladin cosplay ever, please come back! Please wonderfull angelic paladin become a recurring character. Please, save us!!! 💖
I really wish Antrius would stop scaring off all the paladins. The two we've seen so far have been incredibly cool. I hope we get to see Godfreya again.
Definitely my new fav of your series!!!! (also loved these angelic paladin animations! please... please come back XD)
Nixie: WHAT'D I DO?!
DM: Like...in perpetuity, or just today...?
3:25 paused the video to stop laughing for whole 5 minutes in front of my screen
“That’s another gone.” 😂 lol he keeps score! Bad GM, bad! 😂 5:44
I binged now all 1 for all episodes.. just amazing and i am looking forward to the next episodes and seasons
"There there old man" - Nixy. That cracked me up.
That ending made me laugh so hard... One of my favorite episodes so far
!HEAVENS¡, stay in a battle against evil with that pathetic bard, is open a complete pandora's box, so silly to be bad, but also so clumsy to be good, HA HA HA.
Pala-done board got me 🤣
Thanks!
I really liked the effect on the paladin. Great video!