Y'know, I used to think I would hire you guys to play a group of Vampire the Masquerade Anarchs if I ever got rich. I've changed my mind. You are all playing Sabbat vampires. Path of Cathari. Evandra can play a Tzimisce and twist people's flesh and bones into freakish abominations.
Dude. You NEED to bring her back with ALL of her fellow paladins AND clerics of her god. And just clense the world of these three pathetic exuse for an adventurers. That would be a great battle.
Wait? If I'm nice my house gets burnt down? And I get cheated on? Wait? What? You're going to take care of my crap shack AND find someone for me so I can be cheated on? Oh, no! Whatever will I do...
Nixie slipping her hands out and back into her bonds as she talked,and Evandra voluntarily stepping up to the pier once she slipped up...I love this series!😂
me:hmmmm. ok i see where you 3 are coming from but i pose a better option for torture or whatever you doing here. darth vader force choke. the power of the universe is better then the power of hell. eh? eh?
@@lolbots686 Darth Vader has not the power of ALL universe. He has the Force. The Hellfire, the power of sin and rage, is pretty much the equivalent of the Dark side.
@@danrope9897 I see: Antrius: Chaotic neutral. Is the one who has not blood crimes. Evandra: Neutral Evil. Is the leader of the group, temperamental, but allways with a plan (Even most times is only hit people). Nixie: Chaotic Evil. FIREBALL FOR ALL!!!!
@@pontuzz560 Become a Forge Domain Cleric, they at early levels have "Fire Resistance" which at a certain point develops into full "Fire Immunity". What's more IF they also happen to be a Teifling like Nixie they have innate racial Fire Resistance. Mix that with being a Forge Domain Cleric so that early Resistance would logically Quarter the Fire Damage received until you get the Full Immunity.
"Nixie, you stand before us accused of (long list), arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson and arson."
I honestly thought, when they said, they are going to fight her and she picked up the dice, that she was gonna say "I smite evil" and roll all of them for damage xD
@@thenecroromancer3891 Mmmmm...😑 Yeah pretty much indeed 😐 He doesn' t even bother Hit Nixie or Evandra not for a moral code or anything, is just too easy and predictable to him So he seduce a dragon, A female orc and a Lamia... 🤣🤣🤣
Oh god, when Nixie slips her hand out of the rope and puts it back in, that just killed me. No idea why, but that is one of my favorite visual gags ever.
Also, when the Paladin said Antrius wasn't on trial here. THIS ISN'T A TRIAL AT ALL!!! Even if you consider the historical witch hunts which had this trait as a "Trial", some cases it was closer to an actual trial.
I can't help but admire the talent of these actors, why is everything so impressive? It's also obvious that in addition to the fact that professionals were involved in the selection of actors, staging, filming, costumes, it's clear that the people involved are really having fun and they're in love with their work.
"You have fire resistance ,not immunity" This is now the good time to open my sheet about log resistance to fire and determine if the log and/or rope will burn before I die . Setting me free and letting me run away. How many dice damage per turn does a witch piery fire ?
I like to imagine that the act of burning a magical creature or a witch on a specialty designed pyre, even if built by entirely nonmagical people/methods, imbues it with the innate function of draining the magic of the entity on it, magically sustaining the pyre and the fire until the magic and body of the entity is fully consumed, only then burning the functional structure of the pyre.
@@SeanBlader in the vids it's rope and woob but I can see the DM suddenly confirming that they are indeed metal and shackle. Adding dammage because they are heating up too
@@davidwuhrer6704 Oathbreaker, Conquest and Vengeance Paladins aren’t exactly nice people. The mistake in DND is that Paladins are zealous fighters for “good” and “law” while in essence they are deeply devoted to a set of tenants that they derive their power and inspiration from. One of my favorite characters was a Lawful Neutral (and eventually evil by campaign end) Oath of Vengeance Paladin who after defeating Strahd and accompanying the party to the edge of the mists stated “Do not return to these lands for they shall be mine” and he turned his horse away and rode off to start his reign
@@donalddouds6033 My Chaotic Neutral Female Anthropologist background Astral Elf Paladin planning Oath of Conquest isn't a bad person! She seeks Conquest for the Greater Good!
exactly my thoughts 🤣 Paladin: "I will burn you to crisp!" the others: "Okay fair enough, we are not lawful good... we are free and now you will die!" Paladin: *surprised pikachu face*
@@gecko2.617 Yeah, a murderer, and arsonist, and she lets them LIVE?!?! The go fish guy was actually fine, but the other two 100% should have burned... That's on the Paladin for showing mercy to those that deserved none...
"It's true you don't see many Dwarf-women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Dwarf-men" *whispers* It's the beards...
@@paulkuschel7998 You are thinking about crusaders, more than Paladins, I believe. Paladins were, in the most general sense, those closest to a ruler. In medieval times, this even made Paladins somewhat unqualified to take or burn anything, as they fulfilled the role of acting on behalf of the king when he wasn't around, binding them to their home, where they represented the ruler. Literature declared the knights following Carolus Rex as paladins, but that was more a literary depiction.
@@EldritchMcPie There were historical figures with the title of "paladin" during Medieval time? Do you have sources about this? I always thought the name of paladin come only from romanced description of Charlemagne history.
@@dermenore7162 It originally derived from Mons Palatinus, the hill in Ancient Rome where the Emperor lived, actually. In medieval Germany, or what would be Germany one day, the seven electors that voted new regents were also called paladins.
I know this is supposed to be a series about horrible players playing horrible people, and that even the paladin herself had tried to get the party killed at the start of the skit, but I genuinely like the detail that the paladin's player simply picks her dice, stands up, and leaves the moment the party eagerly decides to engage in PvP. There is an entire genre on RUclips about TTRPG horror stories, and people wondering why neither the GM nor the players either banned someone or simply walked away on the spot. The paladin player knew this was going to be a That Group from the start, so she simply walked out the door on the spot. For a series about murderhobos, this is honestly a good lesson for players and GMs in general. That, and her dice were *beautiful*. Can anyone tell me which set is it?
I've played in a few campaigns- and am DMing one- where Pvp is fine- As long as it's character versus character, not player versus player. and this was cleared with the players in sessions 0. (there is one player who has been asked not to play lawful stupid clerics anymore.) one of these did go horror story, but the inter party dynamics stayed amazing enough to keep us in until the DM vs Players issue went VERY blatant. and he reacted to the 2 out of the 7 players who felt most targeted pointing out that that was exactly what they had had an out of game conversation with him about, and if it continued dropping might be the option, by first giving us the ultimatum of playing his way or actually dropping that moment. and reacted to our doing so by canceling all the games he was running for everyone.
Are they horrible players, though? They seem to be a well-functioning group to me, with very well-aligned playstyles. The main friction is with the GM. What's wrong with them being murderhobos when they all have fun doing it?
@@amaureaLua That is true, however the GM's fun is also a slice of the pie. If the GM isn't having fun, the campaign won't last very long. In an actual game, there ought to be a compromise. But this is 1 for all and it's fun to watch the GM pull his hair out over his players.
How do you "lose" players? My table has always been full. Even when I moved to Georgia (Satan's backyard) there were people who wanted to play. Took about a month to set up a weekly game.
@@pyrokar1990 Yeah, some shennanigans involving lots of nat20s would occur and most likely soon everyone except the trio would find themselves standing on the stake.
@@magetathelion5825 Sadly Divine Sense (in 5e) only lets a Paladin detect Fiends, Celestials, or Undead within 60 feet. So you could still lie to their face and they couldn't sense it.
I have to be a pedantic purist here and say that the correct phrase would be "Shame on thou". Thou is singular, Ye is plural. :) But I do agree that it's a great phrase I will have to use somehow in my next gaming session.
I would love to see an episode where all the one-off party members come back to have an intervention with the main cast to stop being chaotic neutral and nixie's case chaotic evil.
When the paladin said that the reward was "being good people" I thought Nixie was going to continue smiling and just start laughing and say "Fireball" in a soft voice.
Atrius Evandra and nixie vs a paladin, pacifist barbarian, and cleric. Maybe bring in that firbolg as a druid and it wont be a one sided fight. Cuz we know them 3 playin with loaded dice
@@chrisharris6425 Why would he have to? Cleric is a healer already, and if paladins in newer editions are anything like the ones I know, they have some limited healing magic as well.
This has been an absolutely brilliant episode Deerstalker crew, everyone was absolutely hilarious and the costumes were magnificent. And the Paladin, truly dazzling in character. Can’t wait to see what you’ve got cooking next.
@@PickledRage Sounds like a character in a book series by Martha Carr I am reading. The character is a size-changing troll whose name is Yumfu#$ Tiberius Troll. His crime-fighting alter-ego is Batfu#$.
@@yawishable Viva la dirt league are in NZ, this is in aus.... I'm not familiar with the logistics, but I can't imagine it being a long flight for wither side
@@Chuuma I'm in Aus and I can tell you both NZ and Aus have been having regular, unpredictable lockdowns for the past year. Is it a great idea? Yeah! Is it remotely possible right now? Nope. My best friend who lives on the other side of Aus just cancelled her flight to come see me and her sister.
You can RP even a freaking Oath of Redemption as slightly less goody goody than usual. Paladin, as any other class, gives enough leeway to bend the RP into something that fits your table.
also if DM allows UA, Oath of Treachery (The first campaign I got to be a player in in a very long time; ever the DM, never the player; my DM let me play one, and it is kinda....funny in the best way possible. Like seriously, just a fun class to play)
@@bragnir Well, Oath of redemption depends of god. If your god wants blood. Soooo Blood for the blood god, flakes for the flakes throne and so one. Still, this oath is quite straightforward and or you should comply even if it's kinda dumb or break your oath.
This episode... Evandra and Antrius being sl*ts for Lorienne and kind of letting Nixie down. Evandra simply sighing and walking towards the fire like "fine..." when they find her guilty. Nixie being Nixie by burning stuff and then realising she ain't invincible. This is just gold and I think the episodes keep getint better and better. Can we have a special episode with all the guest players? Either all of them getting back together with Antrius, Evandra and Nixie or a side episode of the guest players forming a party?
Wait, did the GM honestly think adding a paladin to this probably All Evil party would be a good idea? :) (Ok, Nixie might not care, and count as Chaotic Neutral I suppose, Antrius dunno, but Evandra definitely counts as evil to me)
To be fair, I think the party's alignment runs Chaotic Stupid, not Evil. It's more of "We do whatever we want, consequences be damned." And maybe the DM thought that someone playing a paladin could be a good influence on these rapey murder hobos? This was an interesting episode, but I think the usual trope of a Lawful Stupid paladin getting in the way of the group's usual activities would have been funnier.
Fair enough on Chaotic Stupid, but all the same, I don't think this kind of group is going to work out with any kind of paladin in a long run. Maybe if they were in a minority (think Belkar in "Order of the Stick" webcomic, if you're familiar with it), or the paladin would be much more powerful than the three put together (like Miko Miyazaki in the same comic, despite all her Lawful Stupid behavior, but even then it didn't work out in a long run) and if the player was willing to stick with it, and not mix IC with OOC, as this one seemed to do, with her line of how "(Lawful Good) is the only correct moral alignment for a paladin... or really anyone to have." (implying she might not accept people playing characters of any other alignment).
remove the "probably" when you kill,pillage,steal,defile,incinerate(laughing maniacaly) ecc ecc you're evil ,dosen't matter if the player don't care the DM states a shift of allignment of the character /party.
@@Dagroth Oh, there is ONE KIND OF PALADIN who would work with this group, and maybe even be a bit on the overkill side: The Oathbreaker Paladin. This would have to be played as someone who's on a mission and is going to deem everyone opposed to them as "the enemy" and smite them. This would be a character that would even make blood thirsty Evandra say, "Slow down there, Sparky." While this episode was trying to showcase "Lawful Stupid" against the party's "Chaotic Stupid", they missed so many of the points of the LG Paladin trope.
@@jackielinde7568 This one dnd5e.wikidot.com/paladin:oathbreaker (I'm not very familiar with D&D myself, only as far as video games using it, and the aforementioned webcomic go) ? I suppose, but I was thinking paladin-y paladin, the actually good character, Knight In Shining Armor, etc.
The dwarves made this one for me! But the paladin was pretty awesome too. I love the frequency these are getting done now that you have decent funding!
Honestly Lawful Good Paladins can be the most ruthless and evil (by modern standards) characters. They just need a suitable God for it. I once made a paladin that is basically from W40k universe Sister of Battle(though male). He was being Lawful Good by exterminating non-believers, heretics, heathens and xenos with extreme prejudice. Genocide, tomb descecration, putting whole villages to sword and fire, you name it, he done it. One thing important to remmember with this roleplay - not to derail DM too much and not trying to be in the spotlight the whole time. Strike when the time is right. For example, our party completed a quest for returning a child to the woodkeeper early on. His family were very happy and thanked us, the smiling paladin included. Then when the paladin asked to join him in prayer to thank Dauros for the safe return of the boy, they admitted that they following the Moschk religion. Party left close to dusk (day was spent questing), and on the morning they saw little smoke from the direction of the hut. Later it was revealed (when party was trialed for framed crimes at the capital of this region) that the woodkeeper and his family were brutally murdered some time near our visit to them. There were other cases as well, and the party was beginning to suspect the paladin at that point, so it was a nice scene.
OMFG! My inner fanboi is squealing. Nixie tied to a stake?!?!!? I LOVE this series. It started out awesome and has only gotten more so. I love the introduction of all these new and dynamic characters!!
It´s a lot easier to play D&D with two alignments, known and hidden. Many villains are considered benefactors, helpful and cordial which reflects their known alignment standings, this could f.ex. be a priest who secretly has a torture chamber for children or a mayor posing as something in public but with dark sinister goals, the hidden alignment reflects their true nature and stays hidden until/if made public. A Paladin however can´t stray from his known alignment as the consequences are pretty dire. As for our heroes they clearly want to be known as "heroes" while their motivations and actions are often just chaotic. My DM has implemented this and it has worked wonderfully thus far.
Ah yes, the classic "I killed your son, but at least now you don't have to build a shoe cabinet" defense. I believe they still teach that at law school.
Well, how do you think lawful good works? Because the way I see it, the line seperating the two is thin at most. I like chaotic good because it lets me have a character who's morals aren't always the most sane, but who *deeply* wants to help people. Wether that's by tying up the corrupt noble taking land away, and then hanging him from his ankles in his underpants, or killing a tyrant ruler. Lawful good on the other hand, even though it technically applies to any strict code you follow, usually makes you have arbitrary limitations. A good example of chaotic good would be Tom Hardy's Venom. They kill people sure, but when they're working together, they tend to lean towards stopping evil. Wether that's by stopping exploitative companies, or killing bad aliens who want to colonize the world. Another example would be the Hulk. Hes big and angry, and highly dangerous, and kills many many people, yet he tries his best to be a good person. Lawful Good would be someone like Batman, with his code *forbidding* him from killing, however allowing him to break bones and destroy asses. Another example would be Tony Stark in civil war. Then you have the entire problem of putting characters like Spiderman, or Captain America. Points can be made in either direction.
I guess my main point was, alignment as a whole is difficult to understand, and very flawed at times. I would like to put forth the argument that most people take Chaotic Good as a way to be good, while still being able to do bad stuff. Like it's some sort of balancing act. Oh I gave gold to that orphan, therefore me killing this man is fine. Like how chaotic neutral is just chaotic evil. Another example would be how some people justify a Lawful Good paladin being xenophobic, as, oh he's following the law, so what if he hurts that tiefling, he's still in alignment!
@@silcrow4045 I'd imagine it would be something closer to: Lawful good: Tries to do the good thing within the context and spirit of the law. Cooperates with the authorities to the extent possible. Think Superman. Neutral good: Tries to do the good thing but is willing to go beyond and outside the law. Will cooperate with the authorities but may use illegal means to get a good result. Think Batman. Chaotic good: Does not give a shit about the law, only the ends. Think Punisher.
@@johanlassen6448 Even on the individual distinctions there's a spectrum. Though I don't think the Punisher would accept being called good, he knows what he's doing is fucked up and tends to hate when people idolise what he does. That being said for example I have a chaotic good character, he's chaotic good because he's willing to break the rules if its to help people. Like if he knows the system won't help, he'll go around it and will sometimes let people he should arrest go free if he thinks they're harmless. A lawful character would probably not do that. Lawful good is an interesting alignment, because some people use it to be as bad as chaotic stupid characters. What the Paladin player said at the start about lawful good being the only true alignment is kind of a red flag for that. These types, typically paladins will be completely inflexible which granted can be fun for the character to grow over time it can also just be used to justify dickish behaviour, specially to the party rogue even if they haven't done anything bad. Personally, I think the lawful good paladin that would drag the shoplifting kid to jail for stealing food to live as the most rigid example and honestly kinda lame. If I ever played a lawful good paladin, my reaction in that situation would be to pay the shopkeeper for the food. There, the law was followed and the food was paid for. Then find a way to help the kid.
Another amazing video guys! My favourite part was when Nixie took her hand out of the rope to point at Antrius 😆. I noticed the rain in the video, I hope people didn’t get too wet on set!
Thanks to YT algorithm, this channel recommended to me. Probably because i subscribe to VLDL and Mann Shorts (another "D&D" channel). Been binge-watching this channel a couple days. sidebar: I love you outros at the end. They're funny as the content.
Okay...where have you been hiding the actress who plays 'Ethel'?? She's great! I say we get Kendall to do all the male NPC's and bring Rebecca back to do all the others from now on!!! :)
Personally, I'd say keep the warlock out of it. First, because you can never remember his name (sarcasm). Second, I don't think he'd mesh well with the paladin and cleric. XD
"Xag'athoth was personally hurt when we were not invited back to the table for a second session! Therefore, Xag'athoth has commanded me to join forces with this Paladin and Cleric to smite thine table while spreading his good name and fame!" (What Annadale would probably say.)
"You know why I had to play the best game of go-fish in my life with Ethel?!" Never thought I'd hear those words strung together by a bard... or anyone.
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Y'know, I used to think I would hire you guys to play a group of Vampire the Masquerade Anarchs if I ever got rich. I've changed my mind. You are all playing Sabbat vampires. Path of Cathari. Evandra can play a Tzimisce and twist people's flesh and bones into freakish abominations.
Views are their own reward.
Dude. You NEED to bring her back with ALL of her fellow paladins AND clerics of her god. And just clense the world of these three pathetic exuse for an adventurers. That would be a great battle.
Wait? If I'm nice my house gets burnt down? And I get cheated on? Wait? What? You're going to take care of my crap shack AND find someone for me so I can be cheated on? Oh, no! Whatever will I do...
I hope you never run out of ideas for the murder hobos. 🤣
Lmao i love Nixie she *slips her hand out, point, slip hand back in bonds* 😂😂😂
I didn't even notice! 🤣
Oh noo, he had a heart attack!)
Intelligence is clearly her dump stat.
Slips her wrist out, points.....and puts it back x.x I love Nixie so much XD
3:05 timestamp
Nixie slipping her hands out and back into her bonds as she talked,and Evandra voluntarily stepping up to the pier once she slipped up...I love this series!😂
That surely strengthens Evandra's argument that she's lawful to be sure. :p
Lawful A**ehole here... it's PYRE. A pier is what you have in a harbour, where you tie your boat.
@@pyrokar1990 I actually looked up my spelling mistake after I posted and was wondering when one of you would show up 😂 Anyways, hello! 👋🏻
@@pyrokar1990 Wait I've been tying my villains to the docks this entire time. I was supposed to use a pyre well shoot.
Lawful Paladin: "We can do better."
Nixie: "We can do worse!"
One thinks:
Nixie: "We can do worthfe!" XD
Sounds like a motto
"We can do burnt"
me:hmmmm. ok i see where you 3 are coming from but i pose a better option for torture or whatever you doing here. darth vader force choke.
the power of the universe is better then the power of hell. eh? eh?
@@lolbots686 Darth Vader has not the power of ALL universe. He has the Force. The Hellfire, the power of sin and rage, is pretty much the equivalent of the Dark side.
Evandra saying she was “lawful good“ was the biggest laugh in this one.
For sure. She's a Chaotic Evil psycho and that's why we love her.
The trio are chaotic neutral AT BEST!
The kind of chaotic neutral that you write in the sheet when the DM forbids to play evil characters. Ha, ha.
@@danrope9897 I see:
Antrius: Chaotic neutral. Is the one who has not blood crimes.
Evandra: Neutral Evil. Is the leader of the group, temperamental, but allways with a plan (Even most times is only hit people).
Nixie: Chaotic Evil. FIREBALL FOR ALL!!!!
I would think the bard being lawful would be more ridiculous, since the class is restricted to chaotic alignment.
"The reward is being good people."
And y'know... Not burning alive.
Not when Nixie is on the loose!
My take away from this is I should look into ways to gain complete fire immunity 😏
@@pontuzz560 Become a Forge Domain Cleric, they at early levels have "Fire Resistance" which at a certain point develops into full "Fire Immunity". What's more IF they also happen to be a Teifling like Nixie they have innate racial Fire Resistance. Mix that with being a Forge Domain Cleric so that early Resistance would logically Quarter the Fire Damage received until you get the Full Immunity.
@@morrigankasa570it doesn't work like that
@@andrejsmirnov2763 Which part?
"Nixie, you stand before us accused of (long list), arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson, arson and arson."
and jaywalking.
Also insurance fraud
And having a huge gap between your front teeth! There aught to be a law against that too!
@@davidbeppler3032 You misspelled "reward for". :P
@@harmless6813 I do not understand your badinage.
This is the longest recorded time a paladin went without saying smite
I've went entire recorded sessions without saying smite
I honestly thought, when they said, they are going to fight her and she picked up the dice, that she was gonna say "I smite evil" and roll all of them for damage xD
In our new game our paladin haven't even cast smite yet :D And we are in session 4.
And neighter my Hexblade haven't casted smite.
They’ve also set the record for the longest time without a warlock casting Eldritch blast.
@@bennythemonk Not since the roll to seduce episode...
“Nixie, you stand accused of murder, theft..”
“They’re lies! They’re all lies!”
“Arson..”
“Okay yeah, that was me.”
I see deerstalker belongs to the "dwarven females with beards" camp
WE STAN ETHEL
I'm VERY firmly in the dwarves have beards camp.
"All dwarves have beards and wear up to 12 layers of clothing. Gender is pretty much optional."
-Terry Pratchett
"Male dwarves have long beards, and females have short beards." - Mentzer D&D red box (basic set from BECMI), players manual p45
Ths only valid camp honestly.
I love how Evandra walks herself over to the pyre.
When the paladin had all the dice in her hand my first thought was "uh that smite gonna hurt"
Mine too. I was like "that's what... an average of 40 damage? They gonna be bruising afte.... nvm they're creepy"
ditto
Same!
Paladin: "Don't make me tie you up again."
Antrius: "Jokes on you, I'm into that sh*t."
Yeah thats exactly what antrius will say.
antrius is Bardsexual its like omnisexual but even better/worse depending on your point of view
@@thenecroromancer3891 Mmmmm...😑
Yeah pretty much indeed 😐
He doesn' t even bother Hit Nixie or Evandra not for a moral code or anything, is just too easy and predictable to him
So he seduce a dragon, A female orc and a Lamia...
🤣🤣🤣
@@thenecroromancer3891 Somewhere, there's a knothole in a tree that is silently screaming, remembering what Antrius did to it.
Oh god, when Nixie slips her hand out of the rope and puts it back in, that just killed me. No idea why, but that is one of my favorite visual gags ever.
It's one of my favorite tropes with tied up characters, when they're not actually stuck there but just hang out anyways
They've got a recurring Nixie bondage theme going across a bunch of sketches, also. They know their audience.
Also, when the Paladin said Antrius wasn't on trial here. THIS ISN'T A TRIAL AT ALL!!! Even if you consider the historical witch hunts which had this trait as a "Trial", some cases it was closer to an actual trial.
I can't help but admire the talent of these actors, why is everything so impressive? It's also obvious that in addition to the fact that professionals were involved in the selection of actors, staging, filming, costumes, it's clear that the people involved are really having fun and they're in love with their work.
"HE WILL NEVER GET TO PUT HIS SHOES IN THE SHOE CABINET!" Fuckin killed me lol
Like the boy
@@grimgreycastle5141 too soon!! Little Jimothy's body isn't even cold T_T
@@sare1809 Then we just need to fireball it if it cold
@@sare1809 cone of cold to go over kill if u want it cold
@@grimgreycastle5141 Nixie would never use a cone of cold.
"do you know how hard it is to get a paladin to play at this table?". - beat line EVER
"You have fire resistance ,not immunity"
This is now the good time to open my sheet about log resistance to fire and determine if the log and/or rope will burn before I die . Setting me free and letting me run away.
How many dice damage per turn does a witch piery fire ?
Probably similar to create Bonfire.
I like to imagine that the act of burning a magical creature or a witch on a specialty designed pyre, even if built by entirely nonmagical people/methods, imbues it with the innate function of draining the magic of the entity on it, magically sustaining the pyre and the fire until the magic and body of the entity is fully consumed, only then burning the functional structure of the pyre.
Except inevitably it won't be rope and wood, it'll be metal shackles and pole.
@@Kineth1 sounds like a killer item description for a Log of Witch Burning
@@SeanBlader in the vids it's rope and woob but I can see the DM suddenly confirming that they are indeed metal and shackle.
Adding dammage because they are heating up too
"Why are Antrius and Evandra in the cr- ohhhhh they're thirsty. Yeah I get it."
If you guys ever done with this series i would love to see spin off. Of a paladin, pacifist barbarian, warlock and healer traveling together.
Damn, Season 4 here we come
Omg yes
They would be fixing the problems the main party keeps causing tbh.
They can be the antagonist 🤣
@@esteban8471 Yes! That would be amazing.
A Paladin? At THIS table? That idea was doomed to fail from the very the beginning
Are there paladins who aren't murderhobos?
Lawful Evil Paladin would work I think
@@davidwuhrer6704 Oathbreaker, Conquest and Vengeance Paladins aren’t exactly nice people. The mistake in DND is that Paladins are zealous fighters for “good” and “law” while in essence they are deeply devoted to a set of tenants that they derive their power and inspiration from. One of my favorite characters was a Lawful Neutral (and eventually evil by campaign end) Oath of Vengeance Paladin who after defeating Strahd and accompanying the party to the edge of the mists stated “Do not return to these lands for they shall be mine” and he turned his horse away and rode off to start his reign
Egbert the careless.
@@donalddouds6033 My Chaotic Neutral Female Anthropologist background Astral Elf Paladin planning Oath of Conquest isn't a bad person! She seeks Conquest for the Greater Good!
"that way i can also sleep with antrius" YES! best ending possible!
Everybody gets some of Antrius!
Typical bard, gets all the booty.
@@thedragon133 Every Bard needs a Barbarian Pimp. Big half orc in a purple robe and a ridiculous hat! lmao
WHAT??
Nixie's spirit animal is Roger Rabbit with a FLAMETHROWER. Nothing could go wrong with that, right Eddie?
You could get out of that at any time?
No, only when it was funny!
“I am a paragon of virtue!” I literally spit out my drink.
Evandra not even two mins later: "uhh can you define 'repent' for me"
And strangely no one belived her this time XD
She didn't specify which virtues.
The Paladin tries to kill the party and the DM is then surprised that they want to fight her !
exactly my thoughts 🤣
Paladin: "I will burn you to crisp!"
the others: "Okay fair enough, we are not lawful good... we are free and now you will die!"
Paladin: *surprised pikachu face*
@@gecko2.617 Yeah, a murderer, and arsonist, and she lets them LIVE?!?! The go fish guy was actually fine, but the other two 100% should have burned... That's on the Paladin for showing mercy to those that deserved none...
@@davidtucker9498 yup, people only see the part the paladin wanted to burn them, but not the part of why!!
I mean, who could really blame Antrius? Ethel's beard is hot AF. 😉
WE STAN TBIS DWARVISH QUEEN
Hairy hobbit feet, dwarf beards... kobold scales? Exot-osexuals!
yep its awoken a new fetish in me i didn´t knew i had *o*
Oh yeah. I'm nuts over that dwarf.
Just realized who I was responding to... I stand by my comment still.
"It's true you don't see many Dwarf-women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Dwarf-men"
*whispers* It's the beards...
This is an unrated comment lol
222nd like and 2nd comment for another Tolkien fan quoting the 2nd lotr movie, cheers mate!
“Now you must repent and die.”
“Don’t you mean repent *or* die?”
“I know what I said.”
-Warforged Paladin, negotiating with bandits
Now that's the way we do things around here
This is also way closer to what the historical paladins did
Take the holly land and burn the heretics
@@paulkuschel7998 You are thinking about crusaders, more than Paladins, I believe. Paladins were, in the most general sense, those closest to a ruler. In medieval times, this even made Paladins somewhat unqualified to take or burn anything, as they fulfilled the role of acting on behalf of the king when he wasn't around, binding them to their home, where they represented the ruler.
Literature declared the knights following Carolus Rex as paladins, but that was more a literary depiction.
@@EldritchMcPie There were historical figures with the title of "paladin" during Medieval time? Do you have sources about this? I always thought the name of paladin come only from romanced description of Charlemagne history.
@@dermenore7162 It originally derived from Mons Palatinus, the hill in Ancient Rome where the Emperor lived, actually. In medieval Germany, or what would be Germany one day, the seven electors that voted new regents were also called paladins.
I know this is supposed to be a series about horrible players playing horrible people, and that even the paladin herself had tried to get the party killed at the start of the skit, but I genuinely like the detail that the paladin's player simply picks her dice, stands up, and leaves the moment the party eagerly decides to engage in PvP.
There is an entire genre on RUclips about TTRPG horror stories, and people wondering why neither the GM nor the players either banned someone or simply walked away on the spot. The paladin player knew this was going to be a That Group from the start, so she simply walked out the door on the spot. For a series about murderhobos, this is honestly a good lesson for players and GMs in general.
That, and her dice were *beautiful*. Can anyone tell me which set is it?
I've played in a few campaigns- and am DMing one- where Pvp is fine- As long as it's character versus character, not player versus player. and this was cleared with the players in sessions 0. (there is one player who has been asked not to play lawful stupid clerics anymore.)
one of these did go horror story, but the inter party dynamics stayed amazing enough to keep us in until the DM vs Players issue went VERY blatant. and he reacted to the 2 out of the 7 players who felt most targeted pointing out that that was exactly what they had had an out of game conversation with him about, and if it continued dropping might be the option, by first giving us the ultimatum of playing his way or actually dropping that moment. and reacted to our doing so by canceling all the games he was running for everyone.
everyone in that campaign is beautiful :3
Critcrab is hours of rpg horror stories
Are they horrible players, though? They seem to be a well-functioning group to me, with very well-aligned playstyles. The main friction is with the GM. What's wrong with them being murderhobos when they all have fun doing it?
@@amaureaLua That is true, however the GM's fun is also a slice of the pie. If the GM isn't having fun, the campaign won't last very long. In an actual game, there ought to be a compromise. But this is 1 for all and it's fun to watch the GM pull his hair out over his players.
That table lost more players than i ever had as DM.
They would probably have better luck with a rogue, unless said rogue was more like Robin Hood...
To be fair, a few were kicked out.
Excuse me, do you have a moment...
How do you "lose" players? My table has always been full. Even when I moved to Georgia (Satan's backyard) there were people who wanted to play. Took about a month to set up a weekly game.
@@davidbeppler3032 sometimes shit happens. I know I've had issues in the past keeping players. Adulting sucks ass at times gets in the way of fun.
Threatening to burn Nixie is like threatening to drown a fish
surely they should have to roll deception for their apologies!
After the last one? Pat Percer won't let them roll for deception ever again xD
@@pyrokar1990 Yeah, some shennanigans involving lots of nat20s would occur and most likely soon everyone except the trio would find themselves standing on the stake.
Against a paladin deception never works they have divine sense
@@magetathelion5825 Sadly Divine Sense (in 5e) only lets a Paladin detect Fiends, Celestials, or Undead within 60 feet. So you could still lie to their face and they couldn't sense it.
@@spiderboy43 well they also have zone of truth
Ah, the downside of being Murder-Hobos when the Paladin comes around...
Apart from being absolute horrible playing partners to everyone else...
They're lucky they're all the same
Shame on yee is now my fave phrase 😂
same
I have to be a pedantic purist here and say that the correct phrase would be "Shame on thou". Thou is singular, Ye is plural. :) But I do agree that it's a great phrase I will have to use somehow in my next gaming session.
Nixie being tied at the stake and getting one arm out of the ropes simply to point at Antrius rather than try to escape...that's Nixie alright
I would love to see an episode where all the one-off party members come back to have an intervention with the main cast to stop being chaotic neutral and nixie's case chaotic evil.
@@jamesduffy7799 yep especially if you watch the murderhobo episode definitely evil. RIP tabaxi orphans
They are all evil. Killing innocents is not neutral.
@@mcshark13 Innocence depends on ones point of view.
@@jamesduffy7799 to be fair, i think nixie is just purely chaotic.
@@jamesduffy7799 Is it? So everything is black and white? There are no shades of grey?
When the paladin said that the reward was "being good people" I thought Nixie was going to continue smiling and just start laughing and say "Fireball" in a soft voice.
I just want all the side characters to join forces into their own party
"So it is agreed then?"
"Yes. For the good of all, we must join together and defeat those three."
"In the most painful way possible.'
"Indeed."
Atrius Evandra and nixie vs a paladin, pacifist barbarian, and cleric. Maybe bring in that firbolg as a druid and it wont be a one sided fight. Cuz we know them 3 playin with loaded dice
There was also that warlock in "Party guest" episode.
Add the warlock hope hes a healer lol
@@chrisharris6425 Why would he have to? Cleric is a healer already, and if paladins in newer editions are anything like the ones I know, they have some limited healing magic as well.
Nixie is giving me the "sucks for you, im into that s**t" vibe
Well *clears throat* me too
shooting your shot on a youtube comment? Better luck next time buddy
Wait, their son's name is Jimothy!? That's bloody gold!😂
Don't laugh at poor Jimothy! He'll never get to put his shoes in the shoe cabinet! XD
In Elementary School I had a friend who called me Jimothy and that was MANY years ago, odd...
This has been an absolutely brilliant episode Deerstalker crew, everyone was absolutely hilarious and the costumes were magnificent.
And the Paladin, truly dazzling in character.
Can’t wait to see what you’ve got cooking next.
Antrius is the best there is at what he does, and what he does is... Go Fish!
". . . . but, you where the best I ever had! "
That was the cruelest heart breaker here and it was not even made by one of the main characters.
My Neutral Good Paladin: *Sweats nervously*
My lawful evil paladin: *angry smite noises*
My Chaotic Neutral Paladin, whose deity is a Trickster God: *stealth farts and runs away cackling*
@@PickledRage Sounds like a character in a book series by Martha Carr I am reading. The character is a size-changing troll whose name is Yumfu#$ Tiberius Troll.
His crime-fighting alter-ego is Batfu#$.
My lawful neutral paladin: *laughs in a confident, robotic voice.*
Paladin: He's soul is pure
Bard [Shamelessly smirking]
Me: 🤣🤣😂
Loved that small detail with Nixie‘s hands!
"You stand accused... how does thou plead?" -- All the while, the pyre is already burning. :-D
Question: What would it take to get you into a crossover with the "Epic NPC Man D&D" game?
Nice day for fishing
You realise they're in a different country, righr
@@yawishable So? Wouldn't be the first time people play via Video link, and they're at least close in timezones (UTC+10 vs. UTC+12).
@@yawishable Viva la dirt league are in NZ, this is in aus.... I'm not familiar with the logistics, but I can't imagine it being a long flight for wither side
@@Chuuma I'm in Aus and I can tell you both NZ and Aus have been having regular, unpredictable lockdowns for the past year. Is it a great idea? Yeah! Is it remotely possible right now? Nope. My best friend who lives on the other side of Aus just cancelled her flight to come see me and her sister.
The only reason it's difficult to get a paladin to join their table, is because they haven't come across an Oath of Conquest or Oathbreaker Paladin.
Well, Oathbreaker Paladin is going to quite straight road to class change into Dark Knight.
Oath of Vengeance doesn't have to be goody goody either.
You can RP even a freaking Oath of Redemption as slightly less goody goody than usual. Paladin, as any other class, gives enough leeway to bend the RP into something that fits your table.
also if DM allows UA, Oath of Treachery (The first campaign I got to be a player in in a very long time; ever the DM, never the player; my DM let me play one, and it is kinda....funny in the best way possible. Like seriously, just a fun class to play)
@@bragnir Well, Oath of redemption depends of god. If your god wants blood. Soooo Blood for the blood god, flakes for the flakes throne and so one. Still, this oath is quite straightforward and or you should comply even if it's kinda dumb or break your oath.
"His soul is pure". There many things wrong in that sentence...
Pure Bardic Libido?
Not giving this it's 70th like on principle.
"Oh, go play fish with yourself!" seems like a thing now.
when can we get custom dice for 1 for all! FEED THE DICE GOBLINS!!!
So... a coin with a "1" on one side and "20" on the other?
They have that
Just how beautiful is the palladin character design and lorienne herself is stunning! Very great costume design
This episode...
Evandra and Antrius being sl*ts for Lorienne and kind of letting Nixie down. Evandra simply sighing and walking towards the fire like "fine..." when they find her guilty. Nixie being Nixie by burning stuff and then realising she ain't invincible. This is just gold and I think the episodes keep getint better and better.
Can we have a special episode with all the guest players? Either all of them getting back together with Antrius, Evandra and Nixie or a side episode of the guest players forming a party?
A chained up and smiling Nixie is something that I never realized that I need, but very happy that I got ❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥
Wait, did the GM honestly think adding a paladin to this probably All Evil party would be a good idea? :) (Ok, Nixie might not care, and count as Chaotic Neutral I suppose, Antrius dunno, but Evandra definitely counts as evil to me)
To be fair, I think the party's alignment runs Chaotic Stupid, not Evil. It's more of "We do whatever we want, consequences be damned." And maybe the DM thought that someone playing a paladin could be a good influence on these rapey murder hobos?
This was an interesting episode, but I think the usual trope of a Lawful Stupid paladin getting in the way of the group's usual activities would have been funnier.
Fair enough on Chaotic Stupid, but all the same, I don't think this kind of group is going to work out with any kind of paladin in a long run. Maybe if they were in a minority (think Belkar in "Order of the Stick" webcomic, if you're familiar with it), or the paladin would be much more powerful than the three put together (like Miko Miyazaki in the same comic, despite all her Lawful Stupid behavior, but even then it didn't work out in a long run) and if the player was willing to stick with it, and not mix IC with OOC, as this one seemed to do, with her line of how "(Lawful Good) is the only correct moral alignment for a paladin... or really anyone to have." (implying she might not accept people playing characters of any other alignment).
remove the "probably" when you kill,pillage,steal,defile,incinerate(laughing maniacaly) ecc ecc you're evil ,dosen't matter if the player don't care the DM states a shift of allignment of the character /party.
@@Dagroth Oh, there is ONE KIND OF PALADIN who would work with this group, and maybe even be a bit on the overkill side: The Oathbreaker Paladin. This would have to be played as someone who's on a mission and is going to deem everyone opposed to them as "the enemy" and smite them. This would be a character that would even make blood thirsty Evandra say, "Slow down there, Sparky."
While this episode was trying to showcase "Lawful Stupid" against the party's "Chaotic Stupid", they missed so many of the points of the LG Paladin trope.
@@jackielinde7568 This one dnd5e.wikidot.com/paladin:oathbreaker (I'm not very familiar with D&D myself, only as far as video games using it, and the aforementioned webcomic go) ? I suppose, but I was thinking paladin-y paladin, the actually good character, Knight In Shining Armor, etc.
The whole crew is normally hot, but they were really on fire this episode. I'm not sorry. 😂
Of course Nixie is excited about being set on fire. It's frankly the most adorable thing about her.
03:05 The fact Nixxie wasn't tied up, yet still chose to remain in place cracks me up the most
Brilliant, just brilliant
Loved the sorceress speech of defiance
Very entertaining, very funny
The dwarves were hilarious too
The dwarves made this one for me! But the paladin was pretty awesome too. I love the frequency these are getting done now that you have decent funding!
Most entertaining series on RUclips atm.
That cat probably thinks everyone is there to admire his majestically flowing fur.
Love how they tied her to the stake BEFORE the trial XD
Honestly Lawful Good Paladins can be the most ruthless and evil (by modern standards) characters. They just need a suitable God for it. I once made a paladin that is basically from W40k universe Sister of Battle(though male). He was being Lawful Good by exterminating non-believers, heretics, heathens and xenos with extreme prejudice. Genocide, tomb descecration, putting whole villages to sword and fire, you name it, he done it. One thing important to remmember with this roleplay - not to derail DM too much and not trying to be in the spotlight the whole time. Strike when the time is right. For example, our party completed a quest for returning a child to the woodkeeper early on. His family were very happy and thanked us, the smiling paladin included. Then when the paladin asked to join him in prayer to thank Dauros for the safe return of the boy, they admitted that they following the Moschk religion. Party left close to dusk (day was spent questing), and on the morning they saw little smoke from the direction of the hut. Later it was revealed (when party was trialed for framed crimes at the capital of this region) that the woodkeeper and his family were brutally murdered some time near our visit to them. There were other cases as well, and the party was beginning to suspect the paladin at that point, so it was a nice scene.
I'm just here to see nix tied up :p
Not going to lie, I kinda miss the DM being every NPC.
"I love how you said that by the way"
Lol suck up.
She's so cool and gorgeous though. 😍
OMFG! My inner fanboi is squealing. Nixie tied to a stake?!?!!? I LOVE this series. It started out awesome and has only gotten more so. I love the introduction of all these new and dynamic characters!!
The charisma of the paladdin is incredible ! * ^ *
Alsways amazing makeups and outfits in this series !
Evandra: "My alignment's lawful good too"
Me, after watching the "Murder Hobos" video: "No, it's not!"
Friend of mine: "I had 3 charas killed this year"
SL: "I lost more."
What a beautiful dwarf maiden. The fairest beard in all the lands
Yes. The beard. The beard was the only thing I was looking at. I swear!
2:45 "Resistance but not immunity". Cleric of the Forge. Imagine trying to burn one of those at the stake.
I want to see someone join that's so chaotic evil it makes these three look like they are lawful good
First 3 seconds: -Nicole- Nixie looked very... excited being tied up
It´s a lot easier to play D&D with two alignments, known and hidden. Many villains are considered benefactors, helpful and cordial which reflects their known alignment standings, this could f.ex. be a priest who secretly has a torture chamber for children or a mayor posing as something in public but with dark sinister goals, the hidden alignment reflects their true nature and stays hidden until/if made public. A Paladin however can´t stray from his known alignment as the consequences are pretty dire.
As for our heroes they clearly want to be known as "heroes" while their motivations and actions are often just chaotic. My DM has implemented this and it has worked wonderfully thus far.
Ah yes, the classic "I killed your son, but at least now you don't have to build a shoe cabinet" defense. I believe they still teach that at law school.
"But Go Fish is OUR game!" LOL... you guys are brilliant! Keep 'em comin'! Nice touch with Ethel the female dwarf having a beard!
when a paladin work with three chaotic/ totaly baddies!
Why do these 3 give me some serious always sunny gang vibes lmao. This is great.
...So.... When are we getting a look at the other campaign with the magnificent warlock, the fairy tale fan healer, and the lawful good paladin?
What about the Pacifistic Barbarian?
@@0Super0Manuel0 Simple: I forgot about him.
In my experience Lawful good is one of the rarest alignments for players ever. Mostly everyone wants to be chaotic good.
Well, how do you think lawful good works? Because the way I see it, the line seperating the two is thin at most.
I like chaotic good because it lets me have a character who's morals aren't always the most sane, but who *deeply* wants to help people. Wether that's by tying up the corrupt noble taking land away, and then hanging him from his ankles in his underpants, or killing a tyrant ruler.
Lawful good on the other hand, even though it technically applies to any strict code you follow, usually makes you have arbitrary limitations.
A good example of chaotic good would be Tom Hardy's Venom. They kill people sure, but when they're working together, they tend to lean towards stopping evil. Wether that's by stopping exploitative companies, or killing bad aliens who want to colonize the world. Another example would be the Hulk. Hes big and angry, and highly dangerous, and kills many many people, yet he tries his best to be a good person.
Lawful Good would be someone like Batman, with his code *forbidding* him from killing, however allowing him to break bones and destroy asses. Another example would be Tony Stark in civil war.
Then you have the entire problem of putting characters like Spiderman, or Captain America. Points can be made in either direction.
I guess my main point was, alignment as a whole is difficult to understand, and very flawed at times.
I would like to put forth the argument that most people take Chaotic Good as a way to be good, while still being able to do bad stuff. Like it's some sort of balancing act. Oh I gave gold to that orphan, therefore me killing this man is fine. Like how chaotic neutral is just chaotic evil.
Another example would be how some people justify a Lawful Good paladin being xenophobic, as, oh he's following the law, so what if he hurts that tiefling, he's still in alignment!
@@silcrow4045 I'd imagine it would be something closer to:
Lawful good: Tries to do the good thing within the context and spirit of the law. Cooperates with the authorities to the extent possible. Think Superman.
Neutral good: Tries to do the good thing but is willing to go beyond and outside the law. Will cooperate with the authorities but may use illegal means to get a good result. Think Batman.
Chaotic good: Does not give a shit about the law, only the ends. Think Punisher.
@@johanlassen6448 as i said. the distinction is varying from person to person
@@johanlassen6448 Even on the individual distinctions there's a spectrum. Though I don't think the Punisher would accept being called good, he knows what he's doing is fucked up and tends to hate when people idolise what he does.
That being said for example I have a chaotic good character, he's chaotic good because he's willing to break the rules if its to help people. Like if he knows the system won't help, he'll go around it and will sometimes let people he should arrest go free if he thinks they're harmless. A lawful character would probably not do that.
Lawful good is an interesting alignment, because some people use it to be as bad as chaotic stupid characters. What the Paladin player said at the start about lawful good being the only true alignment is kind of a red flag for that. These types, typically paladins will be completely inflexible which granted can be fun for the character to grow over time it can also just be used to justify dickish behaviour, specially to the party rogue even if they haven't done anything bad.
Personally, I think the lawful good paladin that would drag the shoplifting kid to jail for stealing food to live as the most rigid example and honestly kinda lame. If I ever played a lawful good paladin, my reaction in that situation would be to pay the shopkeeper for the food. There, the law was followed and the food was paid for. Then find a way to help the kid.
"Jimothy"
....yes.
my favorite part is 2:30 when we focus the camera on the DM's art piece
Technically, he wouldn't be the adulterer.
That's what I was thinking. The dwarf woman belongs on the fire instead/also.
@@MonkeyJedi99 they both do
Yeah, I think seduction would be the charge for him.
I lose myself with the dwarf couple both of them having beards KDÇSADSÇAKADKSAL
Another amazing video guys! My favourite part was when Nixie took her hand out of the rope to point at Antrius 😆. I noticed the rain in the video, I hope people didn’t get too wet on set!
Oh no! Nixie was tied up AND wet 😱 How terrible!
Thanks to YT algorithm, this channel recommended to me. Probably because i subscribe to VLDL and Mann Shorts (another "D&D" channel). Been binge-watching this channel a couple days.
sidebar: I love you outros at the end. They're funny as the content.
when a lawful good paladin joins a chaotic evil campaign
So how much do we need to donate to the Patreon before we get to play Go Fish with Antrius?
Don't forget to click the Like Buckon!
Okay...where have you been hiding the actress who plays 'Ethel'?? She's great! I say we get Kendall to do all the male NPC's and bring Rebecca back to do all the others from now on!!! :)
We need the Cleric, Warlock and Paladin in an opposing party
Edit: I forgot the Barbarian, he can hop in too lol
P.S thanks for the likes!
A Cleric and Paladin in the same party? The gang would be screwed.
You forgot the barbarian
Personally, I'd say keep the warlock out of it. First, because you can never remember his name (sarcasm). Second, I don't think he'd mesh well with the paladin and cleric. XD
"Xag'athoth was personally hurt when we were not invited back to the table for a second session! Therefore, Xag'athoth has commanded me to join forces with this Paladin and Cleric to smite thine table while spreading his good name and fame!" (What Annadale would probably say.)
A warlock with a pally and a cleric (good alligned probably) suuuuure
Just on a rewatch I moticed trixi is just casually pulling her hend out of binds to point a finger on Antrius XDXDXD
A DWARF WOMAN WITH A BEARD! LETS GOOOOO
Something to hold on to 🤣
Nixie's *gasp* at Andrius shifting to *gasp* at Evandra is peak character
As a paladin.
This smite my soul
*smote
@@RictusHolloweye Smitten*
@@owenbas - Maybe that :-)
@@RictusHolloweye nope,you were right. Smote.
"You know why I had to play the best game of go-fish in my life with Ethel?!" Never thought I'd hear those words strung together by a bard... or anyone.
I love you Nixie! ☺️