We added some new milestones to our Patreon - if we hit them we'll be able to hire a make-up artist and transform our DM into all kinds of fun non-human NPCs. Only a few more patrons and we'll hit our first goal: transforming Pat into a firbolg for the next episode! Please consider signing up - every dollar helps! 💕 ► www.patreon.com/deerstalkerpictures
Let's be honest, those bandits earned their "pay". Being so dedicated to your job that someone can literally piss on you and you say nothing takes a ton of effort.
@@pawakin it IS like that. A few years ago i worked in a mall sonic and i had this customer who would lean across the counter and cough directly on me. Tried to talk to my GM about it. I was told if i couldnt handle customer service i needed to leave.
@Sarah Hamilfan Okay, I get your point and you are right. I exaggerated when I said she is "totally" innocent. I was pointing out that she wasn't directly responsible for the robbery.
That is how I feel about movies and tv series. She was devoted enough to paint herself pink. Yet in Titans we have a non Orange Starfire and a non green Beastboy.
@@grimshock6983 I hope that pink makeup is safe. Virginia Hey, who played Zhaan in "Farscape," ended up having to quit the show because her blue makeup made her seriously ill (it soaked through her skin and affected - I think it was her kidneys).
-It's so bard to literally PISS OFF bandits. -2:52 the druid is still following the party's every move. Hope to see him in action soon. -Happy birthday, Kendall!
You mean the one at 4:50? I am not great with faces I mostly rely on clothing to identify people due to my -5 perception. I like fireballs no need to aim with AoE
I love the bandit who stole the Bard's guitar. He just goes away into the night in the same way the Bard acts when he's trying to be sneak, because he has a guitar now. Lovely detail. Awesome channel.
2:08 Oh come on, first watch is the easiest. And then the last watch. Because for those your sleep isn't interrupted, see if you have the middle watch you gotta fall asleep, get woken up, do your watch, wake the next guy, then try to fall asleep again. First watch you just go to sleep when you're done and don't gotta worry 'till morning comes.. or a night raid
boiii, these were the most patient, considerate, and supportive bandits any adventurer could hope to run into ... truly that pack of bandits was a one to be believed as myth or legend ... no one would ever believe you if you said "the pack of bandits hid right in our toilet area, bestowed a pillow/blanket/stuffed animal when our night watch fell asleep, and stole all our goods with such coordination, only a group of unprecedented synergy and comradery could have accomplished it!" glad it was a happy ending after all!
please tell me some of their rolls will be Nat20s cause i really wanna see how they derail it In their favor. and what the quest ? where's the villain? but its cool, its cool, I can wait for it all to unfold
It's about time someone mocked perception roll fails. IRL I know that sometimes people lose track of hats which are right on top of their head but having to pretend you see a clearing when the bandit RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU is blocking the view should literally be impossible.
What an awesome show! Finally, somebody besides Robert Aspirin decided to create cool fiction by merging D&D fantasy (Tolkien/Gygax paradigm) with humor. Truly exceptional writing, acting, and production. Not a weak link in the chain. Bravo!
Whats funnier is how realistic in a campaign this is haha. As always, my respects for the actors who are really charismatic, and the production and post-production team. I love this videos, keep em going!
We added some new milestones to our Patreon - if we hit them we'll be able to hire a make-up artist and transform our DM into all kinds of fun non-human NPCs. Only a few more patrons and we'll hit our first goal: transforming Pat into a firbolg for the next episode! Please consider signing up - every dollar helps! 💕
► www.patreon.com/deerstalkerpictures
Love the outtakes with Kendall. Keep em coming.
Bloopers will be up on Patreon in the next couple of days 😁
Здравствуйте))) Мы из русского подземелье))))
Really well done...ever consider doing something serious? A series or feature?
Спасибо за ваши ролики! =)
I love how the bandits are truly supportive and say their companion is beautiful. That are friendshipgoals!
I mean the orc was beautiful, what else would you say?
Boys can be beautiful too.
I came here to say that. Though the orc didn't need validation, he's adorbs uwu
Boys support boys! You go king!
The key to any successful team is that everybody is on the same page and supports one and another.
When the DM says “as far as you can tell”
hol up
@@aego2341 Can confirm, but it's mostly just a rookie mistake. Once a GM has the right experience, it can be a powerful tool
I settled on "you see ..."
I toy with my players by using that line (only, but no always) when they succeed on a perception check, when they fail, I tell them what they "see".
As soon as DM use Perception instead of Survival to find a place for a camp
I mean I feel like they succeeded in intimidation just by the threat of killing them and pissing in the bandits face.
I take it the Bard and the Tiefling critically failed their perception checks to?
@@corvus1253 They succeeded. They just didn't want the bandits to know that.
@@normanicusinvictus7416 Is that so?
@@corvus1253 That's totally the excuse I'd use if I was retelling the story.
its not pissing in their face, its marking territory
Let's be honest, those bandits earned their "pay". Being so dedicated to your job that someone can literally piss on you and you say nothing takes a ton of effort.
I hear customer service is like that :P
@@pawakin Pretty much. If you're not being pissed on, you're taking their crap.
Bandit rolled a nat 20 on his saving throw.
He liked it.
@@pawakin it IS like that. A few years ago i worked in a mall sonic and i had this customer who would lean across the counter and cough directly on me. Tried to talk to my GM about it. I was told if i couldnt handle customer service i needed to leave.
Naked Tiefling:
"WHO STOLE MY EARRING!?!"
Yep, checks out
Wait til she realizes her spell components are gone and she can't cast fireball.
@@jakepullman4914 That explains why she has not set the forest on fire yet.
Wou7ld have been funnier if it were "who stole all my piercings?"
Camera man needs to be fired! Zoom out, ffs!!
@@joew8438 bruh
and here I thought Nicxie messing everything up was supposed to be a running joke in this series, but she was totally innocent this time
@Sarah Hamilfan true, but it was Antrius "the (not so) Great" fault for sleeping during his watch
@Evilmike42 yeah, that would be awesome and painful at the same time... kinda like an attack
@Sarah Hamilfan Okay, I get your point and you are right. I exaggerated when I said she is "totally" innocent. I was pointing out that she wasn't directly responsible for the robbery.
@Evilmike42 Oh God! Why would you even put that out there!? What if they see it?
i also came to see how nixie would screw up this time
Those bandits are literally friendship goals, nobody can convince me otherwise.
Get you friends that appreciate your outfits
*That appreciate other people's outfits on YOU.
I need FindYourBanditParty to be a friendship finding app 🤩😁😎
Thoes bandits are just competitive party of low levels players:D
Such considerate bandits, they gave him a pillow, a blanket AND a stuffed animal
And played him a little lullaby! So sweet 😍😁🤣🤣
Cutest bandits EVER
It was a trade for EVERYTHING THEY OWN
that was adorable...
And they were nice enough to let them keep their underwear. Well, those who were wearing any.
I'm gonna be honest but this needs to be a NETFLIX series
Gerardo Padilla tes
It's way too creative and good for Netflix.
That would be awesome!
@Evilmike42 well i will... Maybe
Netflix would ruin it.
When the bard started pissing on one of the bandits I actually DIED
I didn't know ghosts could watch RUclips and write comments
So... someone casted Ressurection on you after or something?
RIP
Yooran being incorporeal does not equal a lack of telekinesis :D
I was all like: Will he? Won't he? Do it!!!!
Perception check, worlds greatest enemy
Good way to offset those annoying perception fails, get a divination wizard.
Also jump, balance, and swim checks.
Bandits greatest friend, so it would seem.
AGrayPhantom Give your wizard a soldier background and their proficient in athletics.
The only time they are good is when you have really good passive perception....... that’s it lol
The orc bandit in Nixie's clothes getting called beautiful was so wholesome XD
The sad thing is that "professional" D&D movies never reached the quality in costumes like awesome fan creations like this.
That is how I feel about movies and tv series. She was devoted enough to paint herself pink. Yet in Titans we have a non Orange Starfire and a non green Beastboy.
Of course they didn't. Hollywood doesn't actually understand nerd culture, they just try to cash in on it.
@@stevenhiggins3055 Apart from Marvel oc
Now that the newest DnD movie came out- this is still a relevant comment!
@@grimshock6983 I hope that pink makeup is safe. Virginia Hey, who played Zhaan in "Farscape," ended up having to quit the show because her blue makeup made her seriously ill (it soaked through her skin and affected - I think it was her kidneys).
When everybody in the party used Wisdom as a dump stat.
Basically a party of thrash a metal drummer, bank manager and a super model. To be clear bard boy is soooo the model.
hahaha.. I use Charisma as my dumpstat.. super mega fugly half orc archer
I think that defines every episode of this series...
@@narcissus79 usuallu mine too
I love this series, this party is so iconic
I love it, but the party is a bit unbalanced with only 3 lol
“B E A U T I F U L!”
And happy late birthday Kendall! You’re doing a great job!
Umay Demirel thanks
May this show see a hundred more episodes and one day run in the intermission pauses of Critical Role!
We can only hope!
Bruh, you fill us with hope. All I can do is subscribe for now. I can't afford to be a patron and I hate it.
Omg, yaass!! 😱🥰🥰 "It's your turn to rooolllll!"
I absolutely love Nixie's "who stole my earings?!" When she's had *all* her clothes stolen 😂
Hmmm... Yes... This floor is made of floor....
On second inspection, this floor is lava.
This floor is made of green slime.
And now, so are you.
Well, there WAS a floor. Now there isn't anymore. Why am I falling?
Has happened to my party with a door (where everyone failed their checks to see if it was wooden or even find the handle...).
I just realised that all the NPCs are played by the DM
It's been like that from the first episode.
Eh, I didn't realize. That's some great cosplaying
I mean, in D&D, the DM is...
*Starts singing*
"Literally everyone else in the world!"
@@vargaslestrae7900 ...and this is an exercise in being a humble god
I never noticed
-It's so bard to literally PISS OFF bandits.
-2:52 the druid is still following the party's every move. Hope to see him in action soon.
-Happy birthday, Kendall!
Calling it now. The squirrel is the BBEG.
Squirrels are low key evil IRL. I'm totally serious.
...Ooooohhhh the Big Bad Evil Guy, right??
Sovash Chetty reminded me of one of Morty's mind blowers.
I think i'm in love with nixie and the actress... she is beautiful 😭
That smile when saying "as far as you can tell" is so spot on! Clearly a seasoned DM
Let's be honest we're all here for that amazingly cute demon cosplay
You mean the one at 4:50? I am not great with faces I mostly rely on clothing to identify people due to my -5 perception. I like fireballs no need to aim with AoE
Yea, I admit, I am here for her too.
@@makepizzanotwar2608 I am 46 and...yeah 😍
Demon lady or dragon im not sure is beautiful. The warrior girl is also pretty
Absolutely yes that's why I am here. Its amazing.
I love the bandit who stole the Bard's guitar. He just goes away into the night in the same way the Bard acts when he's trying to be sneak, because he has a guitar now. Lovely detail. Awesome channel.
Also, replacing the guitar with a stuffy elephant was *chefs kiss*
This was exactly what my old D&D group was like, but maybe better.
don’t kid yourself. You didn’t like them. Join *my* group, adventurer.
Well I guess nixi only cares about 2 things fire and her earrings
And copper that she mistakes for gold.
@@viciouswindstalkers which she can turn into earrings with fire.
The bandits struggling to keep it together really sold this for me -- that's really what it feels like at the table when someone flubs basic checks. 😂
I love the "What do your elf eyes see" line from LoTR
I belive Nixie alignment is psychotic neutral
the success was achieved by pissin on bandits. am seriously enjoyin this series Deerstalker. thanks for the entertainment humans. ;3
2:08
Oh come on, first watch is the easiest. And then the last watch.
Because for those your sleep isn't interrupted, see if you have the middle watch you gotta fall asleep, get woken up, do your watch, wake the next guy, then try to fall asleep again.
First watch you just go to sleep when you're done and don't gotta worry 'till morning comes.. or a night raid
"There's a sound in the forest..."
*sound of dice rolling*
Not Antrius literally pissing on a bandit 😂
Then he falls asleep with a stuffie😂
I also love the bandit's friendship
This is the best DnD skit comedy. Absolutly love it
My favorite line... "well how bout this, you like a fireball?" ( I rewinded like 10 times!!!)
I love how she looks him dead in the crouch an just casually says "bush"
Ahahah that Tiefling girl is so darn adorable. Wonderful play and very funny character
when the DM smiles and says it's safe
boiii, these were the most patient, considerate, and supportive bandits any adventurer could hope to run into ... truly that pack of bandits was a one to be believed as myth or legend ...
no one would ever believe you if you said "the pack of bandits hid right in our toilet area, bestowed a pillow/blanket/stuffed animal when our night watch fell asleep, and stole all our goods with such coordination, only a group of unprecedented synergy and comradery could have accomplished it!"
glad it was a happy ending after all!
1:41 I think he knows that he's peeing on the bandit and he doesn't even care XD
The way Nixie complains about Evandra is totally hilaarious.
Dude! I had JUST rewatched the last two episodes! I was gonna comment that we need more 1 For All!! Thank you!!
A RUclipsr is never late, nor are they early, they post precisely when they mean to.
@@deerstalkerpictures I knew it... you are wizards.
Someone should make a new channel named All for 1. Just to settle my My Hero Academia induced OCD.
2:55 Lumi looked over Eva's shoulder to check dice-rolling result CUTE!!!
"Laughs in urine"
I always love when I'm rewarded for having subtitles on
i love Nixie. She's absolutely adorbs.
Everyone: I love Nicxie cause she's pretty
Me, A chaotic Evil Necromancer: I Love Nicxie cause she also wants to see the world burn
#ThisGuy
I love how she is semi crazy and loves killing. Crazy girls are funny.
Nothing strikes fear into the heart of the players like “as far as you can tell”
I cant get enough of you guys. Absolute perfection. "Where's my earings?"
I love how supportive the bandits are of our bards sleepy needs :3
0:39 of course he had to play some notes HAHAHA
ah perception checks in the wilderness..... a recipe for antics aplenty.
Masterful episode Deerstalker team.
It writes itself!
Honest yes. This is a early christmas gift. I love this show.
Those bandits are such good friends. The party can learn from them
please tell me some of their rolls will be Nat20s cause i really wanna see how they derail it In their favor.
and what the quest ? where's the villain? but its cool, its cool, I can wait for it all to unfold
Wait until next episode 😜
@@deerstalkerpictures oh try and stop me from ... waiting
@@trusarmor4957 Okay... roll initiative.
@@hereandtheremedia2821 *rolls D20*
5
Rolls a nat 1. Gets guidance....also nat1. Modifier is -1.
The things a DM must endure, trully a man of a thousand faces
I need more and more frequently! I love what you guys are doing!!! It's so cool, and the quality is a lot better than most D&D Sketches.
3:29 haha the bandits help him sleep. :D
It's about time someone mocked perception roll fails. IRL I know that sometimes people lose track of hats which are right on top of their head but having to pretend you see a clearing when the bandit RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU is blocking the view should literally be impossible.
uh, really, this isn't the first - ruclips.net/video/q71MtUslv6g/видео.html
What an awesome show! Finally, somebody besides Robert Aspirin decided to create cool fiction by merging D&D fantasy (Tolkien/Gygax paradigm) with humor. Truly exceptional writing, acting, and production. Not a weak link in the chain. Bravo!
You 4 are all so beautiful and so awesome and so good at acting, i fucking love you all and your webseries
Firstly I love these videos. Secondly both of you ladies are gorgeous. Thirdly I can't help but love the tiefling. I wish I could game with you all.
"WheReS MY EARrinG OoÒ"
Omg guys you're the best!!!!
Nixie is ever the best thing in the party... I'm in love... Kkkk
Ok, she implodes the game again and again (and again), but nobody is perfect.
**laughs in urine**
Okay, whoever does the subtitles, I love you for that one.
Whats funnier is how realistic in a campaign this is haha. As always, my respects for the actors who are really charismatic, and the production and post-production team. I love this videos, keep em going!
When the Npc have better moral then you own companions lol
Please keep doing these. They are very entertaining. Failed persuasion checks, failed attacks, failed thefts. It's all great.
I so wanna see a behind the scenes of this
We will be releasing bloopers on our Patreon shortly!
I came for the dnd lulz, I stayed for the “cameow” at 2:55
Could Nixie be getting better every time? We want all Nixie all the time!!! Thanks again.
I love that orc at the very end!
"I'm... beautiful!"
Yes the iconic trio is back!
What the hell man?!
Every DnD campaign ever. Best.
Someone needs to do fanart of the orc at the end, everyone needs to know how beautiful he looked 😅😂
............
That guy was trying SO HARD not to laugh when she was in his face!
2:21 my fav. part.
Whoever does lighting and makeup in these series need to reveive a fucking Oscar for this work. They look OUTSTANDING.
"I would really hate to piss them off"
HA! HAHA! I get it!
Like and subscribe or the bard will piss on me again!!! Please guys I'm begging you, I can't go through that again, the bard is evil
@@selftando7710
As long as he isn't pissing in the moon we'll be fine.
“Seems completely safe...” is one of my favorite things to say, lol.
@1:14 "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"
I don't think I've actually laughed at loud at something on the internet in a long time! HAH!
I think I finally understand the title of the show now - 1 For All (unless casting a Fireball)
Onionman77 it’s usually a 1 on the dexterity save
that's the beauty of fireball, _you_ don't have to roll anything
The Tiefling is too cute, I can't aaa-
Someone here has some serious bladder problems. Seriously, get that checked, man.
He's got the Bladder of Holding.
I dunno... He doesn't have any trouble going, and he's pissing on something/one several feet away... I think he's pretty healthy!😅
He just got cured of Urinal Constipation, after holding it in weeks.
You would die if you didn't go for many days.
Dear god I love this series, please let it go on for years to come.
Lol. The outtake is funny af.
Happy Belated Birthday, Kendall
Such mirth! Truly, your wit and humour gift great joy to the world!
The bard pissed them off, that's why they stole their stuff
I love this series so much, and a perfect portrayal of how an average campaign goes.
4:44 When the gear looks cutesy af but has great stats...
"Who stole my earrings?" LOL... I can't believe I just stumbled upon your channel! This is some great stuff! Love these characters!
I feel like my comment on a previous video about how good looking these players are foretold 3:48. I must take care to use this power wisely.
It's probably the perfect time to use it now
Like removing the bad things on 2022
*falls on the floor laughing as he urinates on the guy* "has the bladder capacity of a horse?"
Hee, hee, hee. Love it.
I also love the trend of these videos getting longer.
1:54 the subtitles say *laughs in urine*... that's terrible and I love it
Half-Orc: can I apply for JoJo now?
He is showing a JoJo appropriate level of midriff now
The cat is magnificent.
Oh, and the video is nice too.