When the DM Makes It Weird in Dungeons & Dragons
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- Опубликовано: 19 авг 2024
- That DM who takes the DnD “fantasy” too far...
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WHEN THE DUNGEON MASTER MAKES IT WEIRD IN DUNGEONS & DRAGONS
Have you ever played a game of D&D where the role playing just gets weird?
STARRING:
Shawn the DM - Michael Adams Davis
Sarah - Kristen Brancaccio (instagr.am/kris...)
Noah - Jude Lanston (instagr.am/jude...)
Deke - Joshua Ovenshire (instagr.am/thej...)
Eric - David Odom
Written by Michael Adams Davis and Michael Schroeder
Directed by Michael Schroeder
Produced by Brian Fisher and David Odom
Cinematography - Michael Schmidt
Grip - Will Greenberg
Set Dresser - Michelle Davis
Makeup - Mel Aksamit
Sound Capture - Joseph Bonier
Editing - Trenton Oliver and Michael Schroeder
VFX by Richard Cabrera of Romthirty VFX - www.romthirty.com
Special Thanks Taylor Frost
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“With a mighty thrust of your crystal blade, you defeat the lusty pimp dragon…”
yep it’s gonna be a good video.
“…LIKE A BABOON!”
Pardon
Hearing that as the first thing made me recall some very bad memory of a campaign I had tried to hide in the darkest corner of my mind and forget once I go senile
"I said slay the dragon! not lay the dragon!"
I would like this comment but it’s at the funny number
"The most difficult part of DnD is finding a day when everybody can play. " - Master Oogway
Last session was in July
Perks of solo sessions
When your DM cancels repeatedly because they'd rather watch shitical roll, DnD really looses it's magic.
Last session 2016
@@ioasisyumich tell them that they're all prerecorded now, so there's no need to watch live. And everyone chip in a buck to get them a subscription so they can watch the VODs anytime without waiting for the YT drop.
What all DMs should know: "With great power comes great responsibility."
All the GM does is plan ecology and economy. After that they just describe what players sense. Easy.
Especially first timers. And no, I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but we're having fun and that's what matters.
Well it depends what they use that responsibility for
I love that it was their guilt that entrapped them in his crap the first time around, and now it’s their blatant curiosity despite the eroticism 😆
If you know (or suspect) what you are getting into, that can actually be a lot of fun.
@@Djorgal Agreed. This kinda crap can be tons of stupid fun, but you can't spring it on players that signed up for a serious campaign.
@@Djorgal And if your really not into that stuff, like me, it can make you extremely uncomfortable (and not in a good way either). It's smart to tell people about your intentions with the campaign from the start and make sure everyone is completely ok with it, and if someone isn't, then don't try to pressure them to be.
@@_shadow_1pretty sure that’s what they meant by “if you know”
Real story: I had a table with friends and the DM's girlfriend joined for a session, nobody knew her at the time and she didn't know much about D&D, but that's never a problem. The problem was the DM that wouldn't stop getting really sexual with the NPCs whenever they were around his gf's character. The rest of us just wouldn't participate because damn, I don't want to hear another minute of the DM moaning while saying "Lord Beoseth grabs Elonor's (her character) waist [moan], she can feel his firm hands wandering around her back [moan], going lower, tightening and squeezing. Lord Beoseth looks at you passionately and asks "will you do as I say? [moan] or do I need to force you?" you can feel your groin wet. What do you respond?" I don't remember what they said after that, they wouldn't stop staring at eachother in the most sexual way possible, the rest of us just laughed nervously. And that was the last session, nobody wanted to go back to THAT.
Um... that situation has so many layers of "YIKES", I'm not even sure where to begin...
Same situation except I am the GM and the player is a 265lbs marine with a handlebar mustache. We are both straight. Welcome to D&D. Shit gets weird.
Jeez get a room that's all I can say
@@davidbeppler3032 i mean if that marine isn't your boyfriend or at least some other people at the table are getting this treatment its all good
@@ryzysledziuch9457 Do you even D&D?
I like to think that every time this guy turns his back to the group to walk out, he’s secretly scrolling through his playlist of emotionally manipulating music, like he does this shit every week
Yes
@@TheWarpZone
God damnit Davis.
@@TheWarpZone sup dudes. It’d be sexy if you replied. But sexier if you didn’t.
@@TheWarpZone CANON?
Oh gawd... Davis is like... Too good at playing a creepjob DM... Like in a good way...
Also I WILL say that I HAVE had fun with RPGs with erotic RP elements online before but there's one BIG difference between that and this... CONSENT. On the server I was on DMs and players discussed in advance what content would be involved and it was made sure everyone was okay with that beforehand.
It might be interesting if only the DM remains consistently fair. Like sure I never consented to being suffocated by a pack of sexy cat girls killing me in their erotic group hug, but if I can trust the DM will let me attempt to behead them and use their pelts as a loincloth with +10 to charisma, as long as I get the roll for it, it's a bit more forgiveable.
If not... Then it wouldn't be the first group I've had to nope out of before.
Of course I don't get too attached to my characters because I enjoy making new ones so my survival rate may not be the best to judge by...
was he really playing a role
I didn't think there was a good way to play a "creepjob" but sure...
@@Sgt-Wolf It's like complimenting someone on playing a villain believably. I'm impressed by his performance even if I'd hate the person he's playing if I met them for real.
Best end credits bloopers ever.
Ironically, the 3 demon children in a trenchcoat could happen in a normal campaign... well, my "normal" campaigns where I play Aang (from Avatar) and partner up with detective Pikachu to help Thanos in Jurasic Park.
JOVEN HAS HUGE BOOBS Davis should have said or MARI IS NOW A DRAGON!
I love that its been some 10+ years and we are still making Sonic "original Character, DO NOT STEAL" jokes.
I have a feeling it still happens in Deviant art...
@@icarue993 I mean, Art Theft in every form IS shitty
@@HeavyMetalAlicorn while true, what happens on Deviant Art is ironically funny. You have this "Sonic", but the only thing different is that it has an earing, its green and it's called "Richard". And then they put in the description: This is Richard, he likes Tacos AND IS ENTRIRELY DIFFERENT FROM SONIC. IT IS MY OC, DO NOT STEAL.
The irnony is that they are stealing characters, changing a feature and calling them "original".
Don't try to steal SONICHU !!!
- Chris Chan
The weirdest / most difficult situation I ever encountered in D&D is the following returning question:
Is it weirder for the Centaur at my table to have sex with humans or horses.
Both make me feel uncomfortable on different levels.
Honestly. Lets let centaurs bang their own kind. Because animal and human DNA don't work together
I’ve had friends ask if it’s be “weird for them to want to bang a horse chick” in conversations related to nothing before
Always horse. Humans and centaurs are at least sentient.
@@trisrenaquino8794 you say that when they are literally half human AND horse haha.
@@jodyboles8208 Aren't they just 100% centaur-DNA? They just look half-human and half-horse. Like a platypus it has parts that look like other animals' without being related to any of them.
I had a female DM like this, she had an NPC sexually assault my character, so my character electrocuted them with lightning but the DM didn't take the queue and continued.
Wow, no offense but she sounds like a b**ch!😰😡
That DM is creepy
Sus
I literally can't imagine that . Like WHAT?
@@rpmblack7892 women can have way too much thirst too
I have questions: like was it "bare foot" or "bear foot" licking puzzles?
Yes
@@TheWarpZone i laughed WAY too hard at this reply.
@@TheWarpZone yes
@@TheWarpZone wait so “bear” as in the furry hibernating Winnie the Pooh variety, or “bear” as in….
?
Yes
"werewolf strippers!"
Lord please forgive me for what I'm about to search...
Have fun on DeviantArt 😆
No no forgiveness here the curious mind is a dangerous place
Looked it up got a movie from 2002
Same
This reminds me of a story I saw somewhere where a new inexperienced female character had her autonomy taken by her DM and had a group of players r*pe her character. It absolutely horrifies me. Being a DM is giving a gift of a fun time and a cool story to your friends, you aren't there for yourself. It can be joyful to do it but you're there to give them a gift, and taking away their autonomy and control over the tone of your campaign is all kinds of gross.
Telling that story can get you banned.
I remember this story and its what put me off playing dnd for the longest time.
Kinky
Please tell me the person got hit by karma
@@djalexander7723 karma in the form of a semi would be nice
For some inexplicable reason I expected Davis to walk away only wearing panties when he stood up and was strangely disappointed that he didn’t. Hmmm 🤔
Me too 😂😂
Same
True
Or do the ol' tented pants gag.
Ditto!
When ya have that one DM who is *Extremely* Lewd, but at the same time writes *Really* well.
😅😅😅
I know one and in a campaign when he wasn't dming he became a local whore cause the dm noticed it's thr only way to engage him in the campaign
@@teczawy something something "Throwing the dog a bone" joke. lol
Tbh, as a notoriously lewd DM myself, I do get the fun of having more mature themes and what have you, but ya' gotta use discretion... and also not try to force lewdness into non-lewd games.
'The bondage session was good team building.'
It was a bonding experience.
That smile when she said sat on by a giant sexy cat lady was amazing also I feel like he’s been planning that fantasy for a while
The warp zone just prooved that all dms are evil xD
Edit: also i just so happen to be having a dnd session tmr xD
maybeeeee :))
Good luck
@Krakoa Magneto Rule of thumb: If there's mysterious chest, just pick one side and break it open
So how did that go for you?
@@graywolfdracon we burnt down a village in session one-
The weird thing in dnd is when the dm rolls a 20 and only thing I roll all night is a 1
For me as a DM it's in reverse, except it's not weird. Just a little frustrating when you as the DM miss everything lol😆
3:08 LMAO I was literally about to comment, "when you find out your friend has a DeviantArt account".
The cringe it’s too powerful
oh yeah!
Don’t you just love an afternoon special style lesson at the end of your videos
Had a DM insert a brothel stocked with anthropomorphic pigs, we all had to roll saves against falling in love with one. My fighter rolled a nat 1, and I was informed my character’s new love was a swine of the night, which kinda irked me, given my whole backstory up to that point was that I wanted to become a famous hero to win the love of the fair maiden back in my hometown… 🤦🏼♂️
Forced bestiality, hooray.
Oh the fact that we all know what deviant art is makes me happy. Maybe that is a normal thing and not just a fetish thing but I’ve only used it for fetish stuff.
Love yourselves. Don’t be creeps. There are people out there for all of us willing to engage when the time is right
...I mean, there are some beautiful non-fetish pictures...kindas.
BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS A FETISH ON THE INTERNET!
@@MitchellTF top 10 anime twists
I'm just there for BIONICLE fanart.
I feel like this is something Davis would do in real life. I don’t know why though.
Because he is a troll
SCOOTS IS BACK BABY!
Yap
With some of the Discord servers I'm in, this sounds like a plausible scenario.
…I mean Davis is actually a good story teller 😂😂😂
...I got this at the exact time I got "A naked catgirl ruined my DnD game."
...Also, do...you guys want links to this sexy Catra art collection I found?
Tbh that video is alot more wierder than that since it was irl and not in a game. Which only makes it worse to expereince firsthand..........
Nothing against catgirls, love those and cosplay but at least its expected in cosplay.
One time i had this dm, that made a character in the campaign older by magic, kidnapped said character, strapped her to a table. And tried to force that character to be pregnant. My friend wasn't having it and binned the character. I never played a game with that dm since.
He’s the DM this time but he’s still the one ruining the game
If you've played with random folks online, than you KNOW this DM a bit too personally.
How wholesome that they accepted his ... more imaginative side without laughing it off. To those people goes my respect.
“We”re glad you came. We’re glad you came.” The nostalgia 🥺
Love these DnD skits!!!
Tell your friends, we'd love to make more!
I love how he resorts to guilting the group both times lol classic scoots
As a DM I do not promote or demote relationships but I treat the game as a PG13 movie which you kind of have to for those who know about drows and their society or if you have the typical bard in the party. However, it does not mean it has to ruin the party since just like the movies they usually have a fade to black scene which we do a the table. My character and another character entered a relationship that was not planned at all in the beginning of the campaign where we are both comfortable around erp. However, instead of doing acting it out at the table we waited till after the session where we DM'ed each other. You know like smart decent people do normally when it comes to that XD
There are hundreds of Reddit posts that deal with far worse crap than this- but this was awesome 😀
Can't get demonitized gotta keep it light but still creepy
Thanks for coming back again, Jovenshire. I miss you, man. I hope you get to work with the Warp Zone more often.
Can you do one where one of the players keeps predicting how everything’s going to go and keeps getting it right
I was honestly expecting the DM to not be wearing pans when he stood up.
*even though i’ve never played D&D or get the game, i still find these skits absolutely hilarious -* 😂👏🏽
Davis is a very good actor
I never would have thought that werewolf strippers would make me laugh till I cried well played warp zone well played...
One time while playing dnd,a friend of mine who decided to take on the role of a sentient sword ended up getting laid with a priestess.
Now i want to hear more. Im intrested
How could you open a chest in a "Lusty pimp dragons" hoard and not expect it to be something pertaining to the dragons interests? Ontop of that, I am more than willing to assume the initial encounter and battle were just as awkward. The team sounds like they saw the warning signs and blindly walked forward as adventures tend to do.
After watching Crit Crab, this is actually somewhat tame compared to real life. 😳
Yooo I recognize Kristen from way back in The Key of Awesome days. Wild to see her pop up in this.
I made this mistake as a dm. I wanted the world to be gritty and hyperrealistic. I wanted some npcs to be at best distrustful of adventurers or downright depraved. I think one of the scenarios got a little too risqué, and I didn’t take into account that some players may have actually felt uncomfortable. Not my finest hour, but I learned a lot. Maybe just ask players, one on one, before hand if that sort of stuff crosses any boundaries for them or is just not fun
You know, I dealt with a DM that was like that. Just take out the secual fantasies out of the game and change them with a crippling need torailroad players so he can tell *his* story and found weird ass ways to prevent us to do stuff that would segway the story. We, the players, ended up having a conversation at the end of a session that went terribly bad and we were like: we can't put up with his shit anymore. It was difficult cause like the players in the video, we found that our DM indeed was gifted with great storytelling and had dynamic and loveable NPCs. But I need to say this: don't let cute NPCs and nice environmental descriptions overshadow the fact that you are frustrated/creeped out/uncomfortable/etc. at the table. It's not worth it. We moved on to another DM and we ain't looking back.
I understand. Sometimes Scoots just gotta Scoots, even if he's the DM
This is the most interesting character arc I have seen.
I just discovered these videos, and I love this cast! Shockingly great acting for not being mainstream Hollywood actors. If I had millions, I'd fund a major production featuring these folks- very entertaining and FUNNY! Again, perfect casting, well done! Would love to see another D&D video
Hit us up if you make millions 😉
Of coooourse davis would make a sexy DnD story 🙈
In all honesty id love to be there and encouraging it.
There are surprisingly way too many DMs like this
This channel is so underrated it HURTS!
I’m just surprised it took them this long to object like this.
The only flaw with what he did, and I thought this was where she was going to go when pointing out what he'd been doing and the issue with it, was to not find out what THEIR fetishes were and integrate those into the game TOO!
Funniest thing to me is that there is NOTHING behind the dm screen and yet hes somehow a damn good dm!
Personally, I think we should end the year with 'Netflix vs Disney 2021' :)
Was really expecting the DM to not be waring pants when he got up.
half expected him to stand up without pants
LMFAO
Psychiatrist: Scoots isnt real, he can't hurt you
Scoots: HEREEEEEES SCOOTS
Creepy fetish DMs are the worst thing to happen to D&D, throw them into the pits of Avernus along with the min maxers, murder hobos and super edgy rogues
I had excatly one real game of DND and my DM was just like that. It was my last game of it too lol
That last take was gold.
A friend of mine ( the DM) would just place random corpses of orphans in the story, he was a rather interesting character
Current dm does that but mainly to get another player to go crazy, her character loves protecting children from harm, so the dm will throw that in to have the character basicly rage. Not a barbarian but a rogue who goes on a murder spree.
What i like is that he will throw that in expecting her to kill whatever npc. And havong the party try and stop her till we get the information needed.
"dare you enter my magical realm" is a meme for a reason
My fantasy, as a DM, is to have a group that doesn't intentionally counter the attempts at a story and doesn't include at least one edgelord character that has to be always undermining the party.
I’m really loving the dnd episodes your doing hope there’s more
i want to get trapled by a giant latex cat lady...
not gonna lie...three demon children in a trenchcoat with a gun would totally be an awesome twist
I cried laughing over the ending bloopers 🤣
I was totally expecting him to have his pants down when he stood up lol.
Oh yes... the legendary Demi-lich bazoongas are still talked about in the community as one of the greatest examples of character *growth* there ever was!
Every freaking time Scoots is mentioned I wanna put him through hell, he’s on a short list of characters I wanna see suffer… right after Guy Gardner from the DC green lantern comics…
I fully expected him to have no pants when he got up.
I love how these videos are just shawn repeatedly being an an increasingly worse trainwreck
Literally imagine if there was a HBO's the wire d&d
This is all subjects that should be clarified at your session 0. As the DM you create the world your players are going to adventure in and should be up front if subject material is going to stretch beyond certain parameters deemed socially correct. If anything, the only thing he did wrong was appearing to make an ability check higher than what it should've been.
"lusty pimp dragon" LMAO
I love the inclusion of Scoots. That was great
Oh how this guy resembles our old DM.
He always found a way to make our armour dissolve/disappear/disintegrate to dust.
I was struggling to not leave the video when he started talking about “sexy cat furry person thing idk” 😭
Oh good, Scoots is back.
"I'm gonna roll a perception check."
Nitpick: You don't initiate a roll - DM does. You just describe what you're doing and DM will let you know if a check (and if so, what kind) is even needed.
Soapbox: And hopefully the DM ensures stakes are clear so that there's no confusion over what a failure or success equals BEFORE you roll. While climbing that cliff you need to know if failing the athletics check means a fall to your death or a slip of your grip that might impede your process. Set stakes for rolls, set stakes for scenes.
I once tried to consume an entire keg of the ale while in a tavern after a successful quest… I rolled a 1 and my barbarian passed out and woke up naked in an alley with a sore asshole…
I've had DMs who where very much too into their own thing to care what the players found interesting. And it is surprinsingly hard to tell them that you appreciate them trying to run a game, but it isn't fun >.
4:50 I really thought that he would have no pants when leaving ^^
"Why do you keep mentioning that he has a 15 inch penis?!"
"It's called worldbuilding!"
...
Weeeellll
sadly it's never the hunky Incubus... i'll have to cry myself to sleep again...
Man, I think he really did take those improv lessons. He's pretty good at coming up with crazy things.
I am glad I found this channel...lol...can't stop laughing. It reminds me a lot of my friends in high school back in the 80s. We had a player like Scoots and the only time he ever ran a game it was a lot like this, that campaign was funny and a break from the norm.
The worst part is that this was Shawn's house.
Out of curiosity, what would it cost for you guys to make another D&D video? If fans were to raise the money (GoFundMe or otherwise) would you be able and willing to make another? Are all the same cast members available? It's crazy, but I'm just so impressed and entertained by these two videos you've made, from the acting to the directing to the script writing. The character development is fascinating, because you only had minutes to paint who the characters are, yet you nailed it- your characters are perfect! I've sat through entire movies that didn't even come close to character development. Are you guys professional actors? You must be. I don't think you guys really appreciate your own potential here. I totally believe you could make a television or Netflix series out of these characters, it's really THAT good! I'm willing to invest whatever I can, so again, how much to make another film like this one? I swear if this were a Netflix show it would be a HUGE success!
Technically the rules of D&D is that the dungeon master gets to do whatever he wants and change physics however you want and the players get to comply and politely disagree knowing they’re not gonna do anything
Everytime Sean just does a thing after he gets kicked
"Dare you enter my magical realm?"
Me and two of my friends were playing DnD during PE since we were doing free day on Thursdays. Since there were only two players, the DM decided to do a pull-it-out-of-my-behind story. My character, Vadania Amakiir, was aroace like myself, and my friend's character was Pickles, a cursed demon cat. The story was going perfectly normal for a little while, until we made it to the Emperor's kingdom. I immediately knew where this was going, as we had a 5-player session before where the Empress tried to seduce one of the players. It turned out she was a succubus demon, and we spent the whole hour trying to kill her. Me, knowing the DM was going to do pull the same succubus demon approach again, raided the Emperor's castle in hopes of brutally macing her in one roll. The Emperor told us that if we hunted down a traitorous peasant somewhere in the castle, he would give the location of the Empress and we could kill her. We went after the peasant, and when we found him, he tried to seduce my character. Being the aroace queen she is, I rolled to use my 10-foot long mace and SMASH him to the ground. Rolled a 19. With great force, I ran him to the ground with little effort. I can't remember exactly how, but something cursed my character after I killed him, turning Vadania into a sexy, muscular man that women couldn't resist. Realizing the DM was 100% serious, the now Vakan and Pickles quickly ran to find the Empress, who, and I quote, "...finished doing the deed with someone and slowly began to consume their soul." Since my character was now male, he/she/whatever had to keep their eyes closed because despite it's orientation, Vakan would still be affected by the demon's attractiveness. Pickles ended up killing the Empress, and we made our way to a potion shop to uncurse my character. Well, it turns out the potion only reverted one back to their original gender, but Vadania was still attractive to the entirety of the village! Again, not what me or Vadania wants, so we had to search for another way to fix it. We ended up coming across a religious dude, and Vadania, in tears, confessed to all of her sins (even the ones from Magmahelm, but we don't talk about that) and BEGGED for the man to revert her back to her original body. Although he ended up doing so, Vadania was still attractive to 50% of the people who noticed her. The session ended there, and I will never forgive that DM for the crimes he has committed against the ace community. Vadania is now Apothiaroace btw.
Return of scoots?