Pretending to be a beginner at Guitar Center

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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  • @rcranky64
    @rcranky64 2 года назад +234

    What’s making me laugh is he’s looking around to see who is like astonished by his “shredding” and literally there’s not one person around no one cares so funny

    • @abelgomez_XIV
      @abelgomez_XIV Год назад +10

      What A Dork

    • @justanotherguy3850
      @justanotherguy3850 Год назад +9

      I'm still waiting for the "shredding" to start.

    • @johnbowman-if5nu
      @johnbowman-if5nu 11 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah it's been a year and I'm still waiting to find the part where he shreds

    • @B3ARCAT
      @B3ARCAT 9 месяцев назад +2

      This video immediately took up residence in my ‘Cringe’ playlist. Just the hand gestures and expressions in the very beginning alone were enough to make me feel 2nd hand embarrassment… 🫣

    • @carlstyth8368
      @carlstyth8368 8 месяцев назад

      There's so many of these vids now. Think it would be funny if someone made one and finished it by saying/showing..... no I really can't play har har. Maybe this is the first😅

  • @julianpratt9616
    @julianpratt9616 2 года назад +342

    With all respect dude, everything you played was what I would expect a beginner to play. Great job!

    • @ferdi_007
      @ferdi_007 2 года назад +9

      yeah, couldnt agree more.

    • @musicpawns
      @musicpawns Год назад +4

      😂😂

    • @spicydramarama852
      @spicydramarama852 Год назад +6

      For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

    • @julianpratt9616
      @julianpratt9616 Год назад +10

      @@spicydramarama852 yeh but would even god risk playing the intro to "sweet child o mine" in a guitar shop? Nothing can save your soul if you do that.

    • @Error-rp5xn
      @Error-rp5xn Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @juan.espinosa
    @juan.espinosa 2 года назад +109

    You might not know it yet Zane but, you don't have to pretend to be a beginner; you are a beginner!

    • @rikaardyyz3039
      @rikaardyyz3039 11 месяцев назад +3

      LOL 😂 , just another kid with illusions of grandeur that's a million miles away from actually being able to play.
      Not even school band standard ,as for gigging in pubs give it 3-4 years and try again 😂🤔😉

    • @tomsingleton8277
      @tomsingleton8277 9 месяцев назад +1

      Totally agree not even a beginner.more like a horrible noise from a ten year olds bedroom.

    • @B3ARCAT
      @B3ARCAT 9 месяцев назад

      You guys are brutal 😂😂😂

    • @Whip-And-Flip-Mtb
      @Whip-And-Flip-Mtb 9 месяцев назад

      @@tomsingleton8277no he’s still pretty good he’s definitely not shredding though

    • @jamestabor4658
      @jamestabor4658 6 месяцев назад

      Truth. Kid is clueless and wasted my time with no surprise shred 😢. What? Beginner!!!

  • @jerryknight549
    @jerryknight549 2 года назад +107

    You convinced me that you are a beginner!! Ive been listening to them for 20 years, I own a music store, good job.

    • @mrbinx51052
      @mrbinx51052 2 года назад +1

      🤣 My thoughts exactly, worked in a music store for 15 yrs.

    • @caff8537
      @caff8537 7 месяцев назад

      The staff I have dealt with in a music store are beyond patient and helpful. I'm not a beginner, but me and accomplished guitarist should not be used in the same sentence. Hats off to you guys and gals at the store!

  • @craigphillips495
    @craigphillips495 2 года назад +43

    Old guy advice you didn't ask for but I'm giving it anyway: humility is a musician's best tool. That said, at which point does said 'shredding' start?

    • @philpants44
      @philpants44 Год назад +2

      Im still waiting for him to stop with the beginner stuff and do some shredding, and I've watched the whole video.

  • @dcarts5616
    @dcarts5616 2 года назад +44

    This is such a unique idea for a video! I don’t think anyone has EVER thought about this before.

    • @Nova-Airsoft
      @Nova-Airsoft  2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @anthonyvukmanich9357
      @anthonyvukmanich9357 2 года назад

      Actually John Dretto has been do this for over a year now....ruclips.net/video/BdFcryjspO4/видео.html

  • @ahg1358
    @ahg1358 2 года назад +34

    You were honest , you're a beginner , good luck in the future.

  • @captaincrash9286
    @captaincrash9286 2 года назад +83

    So dope, bro, like you totally blew the minds of all those actual guitar players, and those dudes who work in a guitar shop were like, wow we've never heard anything like this.. sick, bruh, you like totally crushed it. You must have had to sign a lot of autographs that day. So dope.

    • @christopherpope1800
      @christopherpope1800 Год назад +13

      Give the lad some credit, he had me fooled, sounded just like a beginner to me!

  • @salvon.960
    @salvon.960 2 года назад +41

    Professional playing starts at 10:17

  • @WmRob
    @WmRob 2 года назад +14

    Can’t believe I got sucked into this video. I have two-year students that could school this boy. This guy is just a bro making a video.

    • @donthaveaname1086
      @donthaveaname1086 Год назад +2

      Yes, just a bro making a video indeed. If he lost that lil arrogant smirk and high and mighty way he carries himself, people would say he plays well. Humility isn’t young peoples strong suits, Me included. But this guy, geez idk

  • @jeffreyklaproth7794
    @jeffreyklaproth7794 Год назад +26

    OMG! Dude! you totally tricked those sales guys! They though you were a beginner, then you totally shredded and blew their minds! They are going to be talking about this and telling customers in this store for a long time! Those guys must have called their friends and girlfriends and told them what just happened in the store. Man I wish I was there for this, that was truly epic! Nicely done! You gotta go into other music stores and do the same thing and record it and put it on RUclips! P.S. when you played RR I got chills!

    • @rikaardyyz3039
      @rikaardyyz3039 11 месяцев назад +1

      Think I saw this on the news ?? Wasn't the place FULL of A&R Reps within 20 mins??!? 🤔😂😉😠, or maybe the Cops dealing with a noise complaint can't remember which, didn't Steve Vai try to get his number ??!! 🤔🤔🙄

  • @seanhollander9116
    @seanhollander9116 2 года назад +6

    If you are at Guitar center, you are a beginner.

  • @alangood8190
    @alangood8190 2 года назад +6

    And there I was thinking you were another Tina S and at any moment you were going to let rip. Compliments to the shop staff who were so accomodating in your fantasy and must have seen and heard such performances so many times before.

  • @ZZTopsFan
    @ZZTopsFan Год назад +2

    Nobody would believe you were a beginner. Just the way you sit dude, gives it away!

  • @monzudihungadowski2161
    @monzudihungadowski2161 2 года назад +1

    I just kept thinking, come on, buddy... What a joke.

  • @notayoutuberjohn
    @notayoutuberjohn 2 года назад +8

    I would use this video as a motivation to broaden your skills, start with 3 notes per string major scale because those are pretty versatile in terms of riffing or shredding. And as for gimmicks, learn some legato phrases, they sound almost as impressive as sweeping with half the difficulty.

  • @jenyminor
    @jenyminor 2 года назад +13

    You don't need to pretend at all!🤣🤣🤣

  • @clintonperrins4528
    @clintonperrins4528 2 года назад +8

    So you really are starting out. Keep practicing.

  • @bjoe74fm
    @bjoe74fm 3 месяца назад

    played like a beginner, seems the dude kept it real

  • @ScootinIsLife
    @ScootinIsLife 9 месяцев назад +1

    Everything I Heard Was How A Beginner Plays !

  • @michaelmartin4383
    @michaelmartin4383 2 года назад +7

    They probably get 2 people a week coming into the store to show off, the store attendant kept his cool and didn't do what he normally dose and show this kid how to really play the guitar. I love it though a regular kid with poor guitar skills showing off, but he at least thinks he is the beeneez.

  • @gotaplay
    @gotaplay 2 года назад +5

    Legend in your own mind

  • @stinkypeterson7699
    @stinkypeterson7699 Год назад +1

    This video really backfired compared to what he imagined it would be

  • @chucklee347
    @chucklee347 Год назад

    I kept waiting for some killer riffage. I was as disappointed as the guitar was.

  • @larrynoe6162
    @larrynoe6162 7 месяцев назад

    I am going to Guitar Center today and try to identify a guitar.

  • @upperechelon4545
    @upperechelon4545 2 года назад +11

    When do you get to the part when you aren't pretending to be a beginner? Lol! 🤣🤣

  • @legalneh
    @legalneh 7 месяцев назад

    4:26
    The best part is that "now I'm going to blow their minds" face, and then looking around desperate for attention. Hilarious!

  • @the_wexie
    @the_wexie 2 года назад +25

    "Shred?" I kept waiting for you to start playing. You are young with a bit of talent. Keep working hard and playing with the best you can find. Find some humility son.

    • @Nova-Airsoft
      @Nova-Airsoft  2 года назад

      Ok

    • @SlumberSource
      @SlumberSource 2 года назад +4

      This is clickbait because he has no idea how to play.

    • @hilariorosette8440
      @hilariorosette8440 Год назад

      As a guitarist myself i always remind myself that PLAYING GUITAR IS NOT A TALENT it's a skill. The more you play the better you get at it.

    • @the_wexie
      @the_wexie Год назад

      @@hilariorosette8440 I would say it is both. I had zero natural talent and my friends did. One was gifted. It was brutal. I got kicked down to being the roadie. At 13, I thought I was going to die.

    • @hilariorosette8440
      @hilariorosette8440 Год назад

      @@the_wexie "Talent is God gifted ability, whereas Skill is an ability in which you put your time and efforts to develop."
      A talent implies that if your not good at it you should stop trying. Where as skill is about learning no matter how many tries it takes you to accomplish your desired outcome.
      An atheist would probably explain a talent being a physical mutation that allows you to do something BETTER than others, like bodybuilding, Chris bumstead, to able to build that type of physique mostly depends on genetics... Or god gifted ability-Talent.
      Never in my life did ever think I was going to be a guitarist. I always thought guitarist we're always people that strum and sing (which is an over simplification of what music is TRULY about). I later discovered classical guitar and it's amazing soloist pieces... And other songs like Desperado SPECIFICALLY played only by lucas imbiriba. I started playing when my dad bought me a $10 first act guitar from goodwill, and wow I've made decent progress being able to play the first half of Desperado in 10 months and Sección A of recuerdos del Alhambra too. I don't see how anyone can achieve that if you don't put TIME and EFFORT into it.

  • @warrenbutterfield4208
    @warrenbutterfield4208 2 года назад +3

    $2 wardrobe….
    Flea market neck chain…..
    Yer Mom’s Yer Hairdresser …..
    $439 Epiphone nevertuned…..
    Yer playing < Beginner
    and The comments ⬇️…… absolutely priceless !!!

  • @mrbinx51052
    @mrbinx51052 2 года назад +1

    Definitely is a beginner at best, only has a Big Head. Too many of them out there LOL

  • @josephblow5946
    @josephblow5946 2 года назад +3

    That would have impressed people in the 60's and 70's. Today, it's beginner level without "pretending"

    • @michaelmarron8441
      @michaelmarron8441 2 года назад

      I doubt many Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Vaughan and Eric Clapton fans would have been that impressed

    • @josephblow5946
      @josephblow5946 2 года назад

      @@michaelmarron8441 Maybe. Today, people are used to hearing 13 year olds playing Van Halen, or better. When I was a teenager, I used to impress people imitating Page, Hendrix and Clapton. Today, you'll have to imitate Rusty Cooley, Paul Gilbert, Michael Batio, Yngwie Malmsteen, or Guthrie Govan to impress people at Guitar Center.

    • @merkur18
      @merkur18 Год назад

      @@josephblow5946 I don’t think anyone in Guitar Center really gives a fuck about the people sitting down to play guitar.

  • @wayahedia9989
    @wayahedia9989 2 года назад +8

    Over inflated sense of self importance? Dude.. you are a beginner.

  • @steveread8348
    @steveread8348 2 года назад +3

    is there a second part to this video where he stops playing like a beginner?

  • @ibanezjcustomchan
    @ibanezjcustomchan Год назад +1

    Pretending to be a beginner when in fact you are a beginner LOL

  • @marquisebusby5362
    @marquisebusby5362 Месяц назад

    I like guitars now I didn’t realize how good this sounds

  • @vintagetrk
    @vintagetrk Год назад +1

    I was waiting for the shred and it never came.

  • @cowdudeable
    @cowdudeable 2 года назад +4

    My idea of hell is to sit and listen to you play guitar.

  • @djc7039
    @djc7039 2 года назад +4

    I am amazed by how amazing you think you are

  • @JGSnave
    @JGSnave 2 года назад +4

    I suppose that Zane is a legend in his own mind.

    • @tnimbus
      @tnimbus 2 года назад +1

      A legend in his own lunchtime?

    • @donthaveaname1086
      @donthaveaname1086 Год назад

      @@tnimbus Nah you ruined it there bro. But we’re nice here so we’ll pretend that it was okay

  • @timshull59
    @timshull59 2 года назад +2

    Noodling and playing are two different things!

  • @randykalish7558
    @randykalish7558 10 месяцев назад

    Glad to see you finally made it! And so young! I'm sure you'd agree its getting harder these days to find something interesting to play on guitar!

  • @JTB75
    @JTB75 2 года назад +2

    At what point in the video does the shredding start?

  • @Local11-m9r
    @Local11-m9r 2 года назад

    Came for the comments. Did not disappoint.

  • @seadog2396
    @seadog2396 10 месяцев назад +2

    Pretending?
    Sounds like a beginner to me....

  • @bzbzob
    @bzbzob 2 года назад +2

    So man, is Part II when it all happens? I can not find it. Ha ha, just messing with you bro.

  • @robertgraham2131
    @robertgraham2131 2 года назад +6

    With your talent, you probably should have done this at Walmart -

  • @mrbillhicks
    @mrbillhicks Год назад +7

    I'd die of shame if I played that way in a music store, even if I had said that I couldn't play

  • @tnimbus
    @tnimbus 2 года назад +1

    So a guy goes into a guitar shop and plays mediocre guitar. I laughed so much I think I might have ruptured by spleen.

  • @611E11THST
    @611E11THST Год назад

    When does the “shredding” start. I must have missed it. As long as you’re at GC sign up for some lessons. You need them.

  • @Guitaroverkill
    @Guitaroverkill 2 года назад +4

    Ah, I see. You only use two fingers to play like Django. Jesus saves, but he doesn’t give guitar lessons.

  • @JLnukka
    @JLnukka Год назад +1

    You got me fooled. Definitely sound like a beginner.

  • @LympyDownunder
    @LympyDownunder 11 месяцев назад

    can't wait for the next vid when he is a pro swimmer who pretends he can't swim and drowns in the pool

  • @RADIOACTIVEBUNY
    @RADIOACTIVEBUNY 2 года назад

    We'll remember this video.

  • @alanporter7935
    @alanporter7935 6 месяцев назад

    Where is the guy playing SRV in Walmart on the toy guitar?

  • @davidjohnson4134
    @davidjohnson4134 Месяц назад

    A friend of mine ask me to do this same thing over 30 years ago and I declined. It seems to me there would have to be somewhat of an ego involved.

  • @inusmine
    @inusmine 2 года назад +1

    this would be an awesome idea, if it was yours. the guys at the shop probably see this every day.

  • @hedunlap
    @hedunlap 2 года назад

    He's right. He's never played before.

  • @chattanoogaguitarworksguit7956
    @chattanoogaguitarworksguit7956 2 года назад +1

    When do you start shredding?

  • @sameverill2287
    @sameverill2287 2 года назад

    Whens the Shredding start?

  • @MrRUGDUDE
    @MrRUGDUDE Год назад +1

    Keep it up bruh! You’ll be advancing to intermediate soon. Practice them bars yo!!

  • @craigslist9176
    @craigslist9176 2 года назад +1

    Is there a part 2 where you start shredding, and aren't pretending to be a beginner?

  • @chicocaribe
    @chicocaribe 2 года назад +1

    Tilted should be: Being a beginner at Guitar Center

  • @bradcoons6336
    @bradcoons6336 2 года назад +1

    At Guitar Center, you can really just walk up, pick a guitar, hook to an amp and play.

  • @TheGreatGig73
    @TheGreatGig73 2 года назад

    Where is the shredding part?

  • @Joker-bl8iv
    @Joker-bl8iv Год назад

    That's why I get a longer cable leave the generator on the outside get two more speakers go in the middle of the water tower it's been a lot Round Disc that could be your gums

  • @byrdie47
    @byrdie47 2 года назад +6

    holy shit......you went from beginner to worse! lol

    • @Kezz1e
      @Kezz1e 2 года назад

      behave man

  • @Macrobish
    @Macrobish 2 года назад +1

    What was funny was the way they ignored you

  • @yellowdogadventures
    @yellowdogadventures 2 года назад +1

    I missed the part where he played "like a pro"

  • @titansystems
    @titansystems Год назад

    you have java syntax in your intro? you also a developer?

  • @gc1189
    @gc1189 2 года назад

    Can't find part 2. Want to hear you shredding. 🤔

  • @napadave58
    @napadave58 10 месяцев назад

    Good premise. I think for it to be truly effective though, you'd actually have to be in the "very good" column. Don't get me wrong - you're okay - but there's room for improvement. Try a campfire instead of a guitar store next time out.

  • @BillNicholsTV
    @BillNicholsTV 2 года назад +1

    was it pretending to be a beginner and then showing you are a beginner?

  • @kittenslikestars
    @kittenslikestars 8 месяцев назад

    As someone who's been playing on and off for three years, I could not play any of these songs. Different people have different abilities, and some people's beginner looks like other people's decades. Sometimes people want to have fun, and to shame them for doing so is kinda lame.

  • @ronyeahright9536
    @ronyeahright9536 2 года назад

    ....and here I am thinking the dude is gonna fumble around for a few minutes, and then break into "Eruption".......joke was on me.

  • @nigelatkinson6920
    @nigelatkinson6920 2 года назад +1

    put the guitar down and ask the nice man behind the counter if he will ring for your Mommy to come pick you up

  • @durdicamac9662
    @durdicamac9662 2 года назад

    Pretender pretending that he is pretending to be a pretender...good one...

  • @alanporter7935
    @alanporter7935 6 месяцев назад

    I assume your definition of shredding is different from those commenting.

  • @Leonjimze
    @Leonjimze 2 года назад +10

    Pretending? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TommyMakalele
      @TommyMakalele 2 года назад

      Haha noob

    • @musenw8834
      @musenw8834 2 года назад +1

      It's just noodling / messing around, typical customer at the center.

  • @rossginn1171
    @rossginn1171 7 месяцев назад

    Eddie Van Halen laughed from the other side,,,, at you

  • @stephendixon3597
    @stephendixon3597 Год назад

    looks like the GC in Orange Park, Florida.

  • @alikakee
    @alikakee 2 месяца назад

    Bro did not in fact cook!

  • @josephcalabrese2220
    @josephcalabrese2220 6 месяцев назад

    Where's the part when you stop playing like a beginner??

  • @jerryhubbard4461
    @jerryhubbard4461 2 года назад +1

    I thought you could play. Sounds like a bunch of noise slamming the strings.

  • @smacker360
    @smacker360 Год назад

    Same level of talent as many karaoke singers.

  • @ljevans5993
    @ljevans5993 2 года назад +1

    Wait, what ? That was it ?

  • @iused2bfast153
    @iused2bfast153 Год назад

    Well he got us all to click on the vid lmao rock on

  • @Six2226
    @Six2226 2 года назад

    lol..... Way better than me by far, yet....nvm.

  • @diamantisacdc6162
    @diamantisacdc6162 Год назад +1

    You actually are a beginner

  • @vrejdavtyan7517
    @vrejdavtyan7517 2 года назад

    it plays very well, you can go crazy

  • @rohandrinkwater6994
    @rohandrinkwater6994 5 месяцев назад

    is this one of those try not to laugh videos?

  • @MrKbsweeney
    @MrKbsweeney 2 года назад +2

    Ok, so what’s dopey about this video is that he goes into GC claiming he’s a novice and then starts to riff. The camera should have been on the salesman when he sees his skills.

  • @alansimpson8962
    @alansimpson8962 2 года назад

    Uhh i.must have missed the part when the guy starts playing for real

  • @jimbob4456
    @jimbob4456 2 года назад +1

    What exactly is this supposed to prove. What’s the point.

  • @kennymeier4693
    @kennymeier4693 2 года назад

    "Pretending"to be a beginner? I think he pulled it off.

  • @greghoward1561
    @greghoward1561 10 месяцев назад

    When is he going to start shredding? Is there a part 2?

  • @Jarrow_141
    @Jarrow_141 Год назад

    It almost sounded like dead by daylight 💀

  • @microdot4374
    @microdot4374 Год назад

    speed licks and riffs M/m blues scale!!!............🤘🏼🎸✍🏼

  • @JordanMottram
    @JordanMottram 2 года назад

    I missed the part where you stopped being a beginner?

  • @powerpuffbrenty
    @powerpuffbrenty 5 месяцев назад

    Did i miss the shredding?

  • @riskybusiness3413
    @riskybusiness3413 Год назад

    Ritchie, Jimmy, Slash - you need to get this virtuoso to give you some tips that'll improve your technique and performance. 🤪