Struggling to perform BASIC HUMAN FUNCTIONS! - Speaking Simulator
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- Опубликовано: 25 мар 2020
- If you've ever moved your tongue around the inside of your mouth in order to say words, this game is for you!!!!!!!
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I am :3
HELL YEAH
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GameGrumps , Lemme just say, this episode is already giving me major nightmares 😂 and i love it.
I'm so grateful that the daily uploads are back ! :D
Game: "Sorry, but you are now alive."
It do be like that sometimes
It really do :(
Be like that sometimes it do
People think life don't be like it is, but it do
Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy -esk
Sometimes you think it don't be like that, but it do
THIS GAMEPLAY SESSION WAS ENJOYABLE TO MY HUMAN EARHOLES. AND *NOT* MY ANTENNAE, AS A ZOGNOID WOULD HAVE.
INDEED! IT HAS STIMULATED MY DIGFLU WITH SUCH AN EXCITEMENT!
YES, IT HAS MY SCRUMGLE HAS BEEN ERECTED
YES, MY *HUMAN* EYES FOUND THAT THIS VIDEO TRIGERED MY CRANIAL PLEASURE RECEPTORS.
VeRiLy. I ALSO FOUND THIS PROGRAMMING ENJOYABLE, MUCH LIKE -ZOGNOID- HuMaN wOuLd.
ZOGNOIDS?? ug- NOBODY LIKES ZOGNOIDS
As someone studying to be a speech therapist, this is exactly what my lectures feel like
bucky - I’ve been considering studying speech therapy since I graduated and honestly this is how I imagine it lmao
What is Speech Therapy, exactly?
LimittlyssMind - It’s to help people get over speech impediments or problems with speaking. Like kids with lisps or helping stroke victims learn to talk again
I had a speech therapist once when I was a kid. Can't for the life of me think of why except I couldn't say bowl correctly. Half the time we ended up playing guess who
I’ll be starting grad school for speech pathology this September! Please say it isn’t so 😂😂😂
14:19 - If anyone's wondering, the binary translates to "??!?!!!!?!?". That's 5 minutes of my life I'm never getting back.
I should have checked the comments before translating it myself... But if anyone doubted Neko Michi, "??!?!!!!?!?" checks out.
This is beautiful, thank you! Have a nice day!
That is fucking hilarious
I always wondered what punctuation looks like in binary.
That’s me too if I had to deal with that interview
2:55
“There’s something going on here”
“TheRe’s nOthing goiNg On hEre”
*Teeth proceeds to fall out*
I've had so many nightmares about this exact scenario
@@malice4777 me too
Hahaha
Almost peed
I almost peed, this comment wtf 😂😂😂😂
I cannot wait for someone to do a speedrun of this.
It will sound like Busta Rhymes
As soon as I saw the gameplay, this is what I thought.
I just saw a speedrun, it still not as fast as real human speech
When you only listen to this it just sounds like Arin struggling to speak while Dan laughs at him
I was actually annoyed I couldn’t hear the sounds from the game (which is a huge part of the gameplay) over Arin screaming like idiot. Okay screaming is a bit harsh but it’s literally the only thing I can hear other than dans beautiful laughter.
William Michel Then watch the game on someone else’s channel? They’re always talking. That’s their whole thing
among other things
@@williammichel952 Agreed, its pretty irritating. I enjoy their commentary but that made it unwatchable for me.
The fact that his eyelids do _that_ is both fascinating and horrifying
ISN'T THAT THE WAY IT HAPPENS WITH ALL HUMANS. i KNOW BECAUSE IT HAPPENS TO ME AND I AM JUST A NORMAL HUMAN
@@LuisSierra42 you didnt write the correct "I" NON-HUMAN >:0
It's like someone saw I Am Bread and was like "this is wayyy too easy"
It called being alive a “condition” I felt that
I met the devs of this at PAX East 2019. Sweet dudes, fantastic game, and their business card was a tongue
Whose?
They sound like amazing people
Right, but at the same time this game looks so frustrating to play
I'm sweating like Patrick Bateman at the idea of that business card. It's threateningly brilliant
I bet they are perfectly normal human beings who make interesting and humorous observations and statements during conversation and possess creatively shaped thoughts inside their brains.
2 minutes in and this video is the personification of: "Thanks! I hate it."
games like this make it really understand how much a marvel life really is that all this highly complex and highly delicate stuff can happen constantly with minimal effort on the part of the person doing it
yeah holy shit, im sitting here talking to myself and paying close attention to my tongue
@@acediaethos4469 Paying attention to how your mouth and tongue movement is a cool way to break down accents, to learn how to mimic them!
This will definitely make it in the next “When Games Are Funny on their Own” compilation
"Sorry, but you are now alive" is so incredibly powerful
It's like something Douglas Adams would write
Dan calling it "Zognoid: The Game" is spot on, and I love that callback~
If the Grumps develop another game I'd love for it to be about the Zognoids.
This was amazing. Next try, you each take a joycon and attempt to each control one half of the facial features.
That would probably make it easier too so they could actually get through the whole game. I'd watch a series of this
They should also play octodad
They did once! On Good Mythical more, the Good Mythical Morning after show. If you haven't seen the collaborations, you should check em out. You're in for a treat@@PixelaGames2000
I can't wait for someone to fully master this game and learn to speak fluently.
As a stutterer, I feel like this is an accurate simulation of talking. It really can be that hard. XD
Oh boy, this is someone’s thing.
spitting teeth can't *possibly* be a fetish!..........
*Don't look that up!*
Are you trying to tell us something?
@@user-st7rq3sn7v Looked it up, turns out there's a band that used that as their name.
Let's keep those fetish cards unturned, don't want any artist to get R34 inspirations... 🙃
with a tongue like that...
These sounds were enjoyable to my human ears.
And not to my ANTENNAE, as a ZOGNOID would have.
🤔 wait a second...
WHO LIKES ZOGNOIDS?!
@@1235Shade NOBODY LIKES ZOGNOIDS!
When arin said "and now i preform coitus" all i could think is imagine if it cut to cunnilingus with this wacky shit. it would be amazing
*BLELELELELELEL*
NOW’S THE TIME!!!!!!!
DONT WAIT. DONT WAIT. *BELELELELELE*
*DO IT*
The Ocarina of Time audio is needed with this.
This took me back to my intro to linguistics class in college learning about phonetics, and I am here for it.
Man BioWare really improved in their facial animations since Andromeda.
this comment made me CRY LAUGHING
I needed this laugh while isolated in my flesh prison- I mean- HOME.
Wait... Is your home made of flesh?
Jorge Torres or is my flesh made of home? I do not know
I have no idea, and I must whut
What the fuck? Also, a follow-up question which is also "what the fuck?"
Dan: "Oh God. I know people that talk like this."
9:16
"Aw, I can move my tongue faster! Yes!"
The sheer joyful innocence of his voice is blessed.
"Ooh, I want some of That!"
nevermind
In all seriousness, this is basically what we do when we have to lip sync a character when animating XD
I want the end of this game to be sloppily preforming cunnilingus. They'd definitely die laughing
BLeHLeL eh LeLE (tongue catches fire) eLe
Arin wouldn't be able to handle the "scream at the vagina" part.
Nah, that'd be way too easy. You just move your tongue, that's not final boss-worthy
@@TheMCzorro "you just move your tongue" eesh
It's just more text boxes from the same camera angle.
“Hello fellow human”
Proceeds to punch out all teeth with own tongue
“Play”
“Help me”
*”W H O D I D T H I S”*
The three stages of life
"I bet this is how a lot of people feel when communicating." ONE HUNDRED PERCENT YES. HELLO I AM SOCIAL ANXIETY SHOVED INTO A HUMAN CORPSE.
"I trust people who care for their body"
*teeth falls out*
Imagine a speed run of this game where they just sound like a normal person
This makes me so squirmy. The teeth coming out is a big no. Things falling out is just a big no to me: teeth, hair, nails. I love gory horror movies but that shit gets me.
Specifically teeth for me. Never had much of a problem with the nails and hair, until District 8.
The eye is my no-go, needles too, combine them? Well that's a surefire way for me to nope out of the room.
Run your hand through your hair.
Some will fall out.
Dun dun dun...
That is what we call Body Horror, and you are definitely not alone. I recommend never watching any horror-fied version of Spider-Man, because why wouldn't that business be terrifying.
@@ReleasedHollow Boy are you gonna love World of Horror then
This game is really unsettling to watch but i can't look away. Kind of like when theres a stomach turningly rancid smell nearby, but you feel compelled to keep smelling it until you find out where it came from.
"Struggling to perform basic human functions" That would be the title of my auto biography.
Me at the start: Why does this exist?
Me at the end: Thank heaven this exists.
Trust me, every one of your viewers wants a full 250 episode playthrough of this, if need be.
*Speaking Simulator:*
If _Bicentennial Man_ was a comedy instead of a drama.
This is exactly what it was like in speech therapy, except instead of suspicion its how many stickers I got
So many of my anxieties at once.. fumbling words, teeth falling out, running out of time.. I totally understand how you're feeling at the end without even having to play the game. lol
I ENJOYED THIS SERIES OF IMAGES AND AUDIO GREATLY WITH MY HOOMAN EARS AND FACE. I IDENTIFIED GREATLY WITH THE NORMAL HOOMAN PROTAGONIST, WHO LIKE ME IS NOT A ZOGNOID. IT REMINDED ME OF THE VROZAK CYBERPLAYS OF YJOORGLAGON THE TWELFTH IXIEEN.
I MEAN SHAKESPEARE.
It’s kinda like when Arin tries to talk about weed even though he’s never weeded in his life.
That's nonsense, Arin has at least had 6 weeds. Maybe 7.
Arin has consumed the “weed” a total of 24 times. Haven’t you heard his stories about seeing martians and getting stoned? He’s even gone as far as to inject the “weed” into his system.
Um actually, it pronounced “weedening”
He did say he smoked with Ross once and they watched a violent documentary. He said it was a bad time.
@@rev0lve638 He actually had edibles which is why it was a bad time.
"I can't do it anymore, it's exhausting"
As someone with ASD, this is basically how I feel after every conversation.
"Aliens and robots are two different things"
Tell that to the Transformers Dan!
Beat me to it!
Transformer Dan: my favorite! I love when he turns from a herb into a fancy songm'n.
I remember seeing teasers for this game, I'm so happy to see it's exactly as freakish as it promised to be.
I am so pissed this game is so hard. The plot line has me HOOKED and I need to see more.
it's nice to see that Arin is getting some speaking lessons.
This game really makes me aware of how my mouth moves when talking.
This reminds me that the grumps haven't played Manual Samuel
Shit, whod i watch play that ... kevin? I think
@@Verticom10 makes me so happy that there are people who love game grumps and kevin
YESS
God, finally! At long last, I can imagine the experience of speaking.
Finally a game for all us perfectly human individuals who wish to experience performing basic motor skills!
this game makes me appreciate how easy speaking comes to me. i wonder if this is was speech therapy feels like to some
Arin: plays the speaking simulator
Also arin: talks over the whole thing, defeating the purpose entirely
Eh, you can hear it better in the 2nd half of the episode so i wasn't bothered
I know. I usually find Arin funny, but this was actually annoying
I think he was trying to figure out how the mouth works as you speak
"MMM, I DO ENJOY PLACING HU-MAN INGESTIBLES INTO MY FACE-MOUTH, AS HU-MANS DO! AND CERTAINLY NOT LIKE A ZOGNOID!"
- definitely not a Zognoid
I CAN MOST ASSUREDLY TELL THAT THIS COMMENT WAS MADE BY A HYOO-MAHN. AND NOT A ZOGNOID.
As someone who did 15 years of speech therapy, I oddly relate to this video.
Chose the wrong video to watch while eating. *Proceeds to watch*
Waking up still kinda stoned and this is the first thing I watch 😂
“Nothing is going on, I am just a normal human” he says as his teeth are spilling out of his mouth all on his shirt.
Isnt asking coworkers out on dates kind of the exact opposite of a HR heads job?
Also: this was a golden opportunity to bring back Arin's FRIENDARIN voice from DDLC, and they missed it. I am disappoint.
"I enjoy the process of excretion."
There needs to be a pooping simulator now ...
cRAVEtrance Don’t shit your pants is not a bad one in that department.
Truly, a game for Arin.
It's Arin. Arin is the pooping simulator.
*muddy heights intensifies*
I want to see a speedrun of this game so bad
"Sorry, but you are now alive."
"No." I felt that in my soul.
We need face cam footage of Arin recording this episode, like now.
I lost my shit when they mocked the character saying "maintenance" with heavily garbled robotic failure. It was beautiful XD
I love how the game opens up by saying "I'm sorry, but you're now alive." I can relate.
This entire video is arin having a stroke and danny laughing at him
It's game grumps x3 thats every episode
I say this as the most sincere compliment, as I'm sure it was the game's intention
This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen
I want to see a tool-assisted speedrun of this lmao
17:44
Dan: Actually reads subtitles
The guy talking nonsense in the background: SCOPPITY BOP DO BOB
I can always count on the Grumps to make quarantine a little less...grumpy :)
Funny but glad this wasn’t one of the longer episodes. I don’t know if I could stand it. Doesn’t mean I don’t want more, just can’t handle a lot of this at once
Same. I feel like I am stroking out watching this.
As a linguist, this is infinitely more entertaining to watch because I can see exactly where it's kind of trying to get you to think about how the articulations are done, like when its a /k/ sound, it (usually) makes you hit the button at the top-back of the mouth and when its a /t/, /d/, or /s/ sound it (usually) makes you hit the top-front button, as if you're engaging with the velum and alveolar regions in your real mouth. And it's making you do the lips and rounding and openness and all that, and so on. Makes my little linguist heart go aflutter a little bit.
Also just fun to watch the face all of a sudden tear itself to pieces.
I hope they keep this one going. The tongue knocking the teeth out was amazing
NPC lady: this is going to be a fun night.
Me: please let there be a cunnilingus minigame!
You guys should do another one with Dan playing this time lol
As a fellow zognoid this is an accurate simulation of the immense difficulty we go through blending in with you
dan: your ok
arins character: toungue morphing with mouth
me: i dont think so dan
14:17
“Oh my god, I know people who talk like this.”
*i feel personally attacked*
This seems exactly like a game Arin would make.
Also, imagine going on a date and your date's teeth falls on your food like a chaotic waterfall.
My ONLY complaint about this video is that it's a one-off and not a series. I'm freaking dying of laughter over here. I need this to be a series so badly!
We need a fan-made sequel to this game called Woofing Simulator: FriendDog Edition
Zognoids: The Game!
*Edit: I swear to god I thought it before Dan said it*
im still waiting for them to say something on it
So did I, and I haven't even gotten to the part where he says it. I just browsed the comments to make sure someone didn't say it first.
I read this comment right as he was saying it.
suuuuuure
it's hilarious that even the name "Carl" is the one they use every time to describe a random person.
Carl the zognoid
I too enjoy this sequence of images along with sounds. Hopefully ARIN and DAN keep performing activities of the playing variety with this game.
I'm going to have nightmare's after watching this.
My Grumps getting me through quarantine like no one else ❤️
Also, will there be anymore House Party now the Grumps update is out?
God this was just so T A S T E F U L
No, I am not hungry
What makes this commentary so amazing is Arin desperately trying is to sound everything out in the most exaggerated way possible while Dan just fuckin laughs the whole time and teeth are fallin out everywhere
that is epitome of clipping
Bro I spaced out listening to this whole drawing and the first thing a tune into is
2:58
"Uuuh... *nOOOO... tHIIIIIInG* "
Uncomfortable: The Game
I seriously hope this becomes a series because it is glorious chaos
You know I watch one video (it was a doodle dudes episode) and I immediately fell in love with game grumps
well you've got like 8 years of content to watch lol
God I miss Doodle Doods
Go watch the animations. They're short and sweet and should point you to the obvious classics. (Compilations are really good, too.)
Speaking goodly with my word pronouncing mouth
7:31 that eye is killing me XD
Seeing the menu options "Help me" and "Who did this" is disturbing yet simultaneously hilarious after this experience
This game is basically just me trying to talk to strangers mid anxiety attack because of my social anxiety.