WORST Voice Acting in a Video Game - Michigan: Report from Heck 1

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @chadschmaltz9790
    @chadschmaltz9790 5 лет назад +4431

    "Imagine how creepy this would be if it was executed well!"
    That's a quote for the back of the box.

    • @sageofsquirrels111
      @sageofsquirrels111 5 лет назад +91

      Imagine how good this game would be - if it was actually good.

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 5 лет назад +6

      1000th like

    • @ferr.4106
      @ferr.4106 5 лет назад +9

      Shy Shinoda i think thats what happens with most bad games

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 5 лет назад +7

      @@ChristopherStrider At least Dead Rising does the horror/camera gameplay MUCH better.

    • @Nowolf
      @Nowolf 5 лет назад +4

      @@ChristopherStrider development hell is, like, the opposite of being rushed. but with this, who knows.

  • @shelby2901
    @shelby2901 5 лет назад +2376

    “look out Ann, a spider!” *proceeds to break every bone in Ann’s body*

    • @aryniris
      @aryniris 5 лет назад +31

      this is why no one trusts spiders

    • @genderlesstoast6633
      @genderlesstoast6633 5 лет назад +45

      Haven't seen the whole video yet but I laughed so hard

    • @Rigatony32
      @Rigatony32 5 лет назад +38

      Spider kiss!!

    • @rugxulo
      @rugxulo 5 лет назад +8

      @@Rigatony32 Kiss ... OF DEATH!!! *Dokken intensifies*

    • @shelby2901
      @shelby2901 5 лет назад +10

      Tony Schafer spider RAM

  • @Howling-Heretic
    @Howling-Heretic 5 лет назад +3193

    From someone who lives in Michigan: nothing ever happens here, so a game based around news for here CANNOT be good

    • @jesseroberts6339
      @jesseroberts6339 5 лет назад +82

      Astranomicall also can confirm as another Michigander

    • @XDHX100
      @XDHX100 5 лет назад +151

      The scariest thing to happen in actual Hell, Michigan is the ice cream store closing early.

    • @ProXYOneCreations
      @ProXYOneCreations 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah, Michigan here as well

    • @xinf3ctdx
      @xinf3ctdx 5 лет назад +49

      @@XDHX100 Lmao. Actual Hell, Michigan. Implying that hell is not only real, but is also actually located in Michigan.

    • @DerekBarns
      @DerekBarns 5 лет назад +10

      Uh, the cherry pies are good, I guess

  • @WabbyDoo
    @WabbyDoo 5 лет назад +1718

    >turns up volume to hear game voice acting
    >arin and dan laugh
    >ear drums explode
    >house collapses

    • @sadie_cat
      @sadie_cat 4 года назад +34

      Babies cry and birds fly away

    • @OxelOttleRottle
      @OxelOttleRottle 3 года назад +23

      @@sadie_cat Dogs whimper heavily
      Tornados insue

    • @KecloJaxyn
      @KecloJaxyn 3 года назад +23

      >Wife leaves

    • @92jwiener
      @92jwiener 3 года назад +16

      DddddAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIITTTTTTttttt

    • @worldkitemuseum
      @worldkitemuseum Год назад +12

      >it’s snowing on Mt. Fuji

  • @bobdrantz
    @bobdrantz 5 лет назад +2370

    "The fruit is starting to rot."
    The bananas has gone bad!

    • @daikyosenshi
      @daikyosenshi 5 лет назад +56

      what could i have done differently?!?!?!

    • @theaegis5795
      @theaegis5795 5 лет назад +91

      I RAISED THOSE BANANAS WITH MY OWN TWO FFFFFEET!!!

    • @butter6442
      @butter6442 5 лет назад +4

      Banana cake?

    • @ms_vi12
      @ms_vi12 5 лет назад +43

      The Aegis AND YOU’RE TELLIN ME THEY HAS GONE BAD?!

    • @theaegis5795
      @theaegis5795 5 лет назад +20

      Ahhh this community is such a mixed bag. and luckily these were the good nuts

  • @danem2215
    @danem2215 5 лет назад +1405

    "Reporters move of their own free will"
    "Markers show the predetermined points where reporters will move to"

    • @LeviathanLP
      @LeviathanLP 5 лет назад +68

      just like real life

    • @resabstracta2556
      @resabstracta2556 5 лет назад +6

      @@LeviathanLP found the philosopher

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 5 лет назад +22

      "Oh, I better check on someone downstairs!"
      *stands in place waiting for someone with a camera to film me take five steps, then stand in place again to wait for a prompt from the camera man, then walks to basement door and wait for permission to open, then waits for camera man to go first with the right angle before going down the steps, only to wait again... Then finally after a few more steps, finds a concussed man playing a piano*
      "Nailed it."

    • @Jean-Luc_Renard
      @Jean-Luc_Renard Месяц назад

      Please don't

  • @volchnok179
    @volchnok179 5 лет назад +1738

    “E is for Erotic points”
    Me: Ha, that’s really funny Ben.
    Dan: “Ohh E is for Erotic points”
    Me: Wait, BEN DIDN’T EDIT THAT IN?!

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 4 года назад +83

      @@kawaii33366 Or when the game is so tailored to the GG humor we know and love.

    • @trumangraham2602
      @trumangraham2602 2 года назад +18

      I was looking away and thought Dan was doing a bit. Then I looked back and saw that's what it actually said.

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 5 лет назад +2106

    I like the spooky opening, it flashed words like *SCOOP* and *EROTICISM*

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified 5 лет назад +159

      And *MIST.* Very important, apparently.

    • @acidalix
      @acidalix 5 лет назад +83

      IMMORAL

    • @Catloaf189
      @Catloaf189 5 лет назад +84

      and CHICAGO

    • @wailshark
      @wailshark 5 лет назад +64

      The only game for my icecream fetish.

    • @nighthorizon11
      @nighthorizon11 5 лет назад +15

      Pokerface did you see the way the camera shook around the lamp? Oooohh spooky

  • @DeadBird42
    @DeadBird42 5 лет назад +393

    "Are you ramming correctly?"
    Ann proceeds to fly at 100 mph straight to the ground, immediately dying on impact.

  • @paulgibbon5991
    @paulgibbon5991 5 лет назад +1441

    Everyone in this game sounds like a talking doll when the batteries start to fail.

    • @wolfrayne8355
      @wolfrayne8355 5 лет назад +14

      accurate.

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 5 лет назад +17

      I'll take your word for it, I can't hear the people in the game at all.

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 5 лет назад +3

      That is so true!! 😂

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 5 лет назад +5

      @@FrenkTheJoy thats a bummer cuz its hilarious how much they suck.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 лет назад +2

      Mm-han-sturrrr!!!

  • @Altamyr
    @Altamyr 5 лет назад +742

    This game was voice acted by the best accountants not out for lunch at the time money could buy.

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo 5 лет назад +29

      The best money could reasonably rent

    • @perseusbelle
      @perseusbelle 5 лет назад +2

      Still better then breath of the wild

    • @brendananderson9102
      @brendananderson9102 5 лет назад +3

      It sounds like this is running on an emulator.

  • @nicholasfox1791
    @nicholasfox1791 5 лет назад +3015

    "Let's play a game known for it's bad voice acting"
    "Dope!"
    "Should we bump the game volume up higher so people can enjoy that with us?"
    "Nah!"

    • @hexkirn
      @hexkirn 5 лет назад +388

      "Should we increase our own volume to sound even louder?"
      "Heck Yeah!"

    • @Sharkofspace
      @Sharkofspace 5 лет назад +109

      Sorry, no feedback allowed unless it's positive, thanks :)

    • @robbieboydudeguy
      @robbieboydudeguy 5 лет назад +101

      Sharkofspace Constructive Criticism is outlawed

    • @ollie7070
      @ollie7070 5 лет назад +19

      Sharkofspace Freedom of speech?

    • @Sharkofspace
      @Sharkofspace 5 лет назад +20

      @@ollie7070 ????????????

  • @absentzz347
    @absentzz347 5 лет назад +481

    "Someone's in trouble in the Center Building! We have to hurry!"
    *Casually saunters to the elevator*
    *spends fifteen minutes talking to Brisco*

  • @PamGabriel
    @PamGabriel 5 лет назад +1832

    "Hi Pamela can you give me the time of day?" is how I always imagined Dan and I would start our friendship.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 года назад +47

      Lol I got to admit that it sounds like a good ice breaker if done pointing to one's wrist.

    • @lordboonga7089
      @lordboonga7089 4 года назад +10

      Tell Dan I'm wearing the blue game grumps glasses and then wait exactly one day and then rub arins right cheek and whisper my name, then once they inevitabley ask what your talking about change the subject to something else

    • @vilma8369
      @vilma8369 4 года назад +1

      @@lordboonga7089 s

    • @mrvaporiz
      @mrvaporiz 4 года назад +7

      I loved your voice acting in this game
      Please give me the time of day

    • @johnr4836
      @johnr4836 3 года назад

      oh my god

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie 5 лет назад +653

    Pamela, the love of Brisco's life: *dies*
    Brisco: "Gee!"

  • @jsan2548
    @jsan2548 5 лет назад +1103

    Detroit, Michigan: Become Report from Human Hell

    • @sleepCircle
      @sleepCircle 5 лет назад +30

      Detroid, Michigan, Become Report from Human Fall Flat Hell

    • @qrrbrbirbel2
      @qrrbrbirbel2 5 лет назад +54

      "Hello everyone my name is Pamela Martel, the android sent by ZaKaTV... "

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 5 лет назад +16

      I AM IN HU-MAN HELL, REPENTING FOR MY HU-MAN SINS, BECAUSE I AM A NORMAL HU-MAN.

    • @customarymagic
      @customarymagic 4 года назад

      No one else can like this comment
      It's perfect rn

    • @bromaster4136
      @bromaster4136 4 года назад +1

      Why is every game or movie based in Michigan always in Detroit

  • @SavaanahTrick
    @SavaanahTrick 5 лет назад +282

    13:57
    Neil Breen: I cant believe you got eaten by a leech leg monster, how could you have done this, how could you get eaten by a leech leg monster?

    • @sadie_cat
      @sadie_cat 4 года назад +14

      This game's direction vs Neil Breen's direction

    • @1invaderzim229
      @1invaderzim229 3 года назад +11

      Cant help you outta this one Pamela

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Год назад +5

      I can’t believe you committed soup outside 😐

    • @blakewhite3131
      @blakewhite3131 Год назад +1

      ​@@Lucifersfursonathat scene always gets me its so fucking funny

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@blakewhite3131I first saw it while I was actively SI and it remains one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

  • @JimbinoVal
    @JimbinoVal 5 лет назад +180

    23:39 Arin quietly giggling and zooming in on Brisco's blank expression killed me

  • @hatjousuke
    @hatjousuke 5 лет назад +553

    Description: The Game Grumps tackle news reporting
    Video: The Game Grumps tackle news reporters

  • @Geospasmic
    @Geospasmic 4 года назад +252

    "Can you imagine how creepy this would be if it were well executed?" is probably the nicest thing you could say about this game.

  • @wiggl3s_821
    @wiggl3s_821 5 лет назад +612

    *Pamela brings up a slug like monstrosity covered in blood*
    Arin: "Oh it's her child. Name it!"
    Dan: "Mazel tov!"
    Guys i just choked on my pepsi, thanks alot.

    • @hyphen8d725
      @hyphen8d725 5 лет назад +9

      Your Pepsiman?

    • @theaegis5795
      @theaegis5795 5 лет назад +12

      @@hyphen8d725 PEPSIMAAAN!

    • @wiggl3s_821
      @wiggl3s_821 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah now everything’s on fire 😑

    • @theaegis5795
      @theaegis5795 5 лет назад +4

      @Leisure PEPSIMAAAN!!!

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 5 лет назад +6

      "Can you imagine how creepy this would be if this were well executed?!" XD

  • @romenempyre2856
    @romenempyre2856 5 лет назад +759

    Dan: Was there anything you could do to save her?
    Arin: I don't think so.
    *Flashback to the tutorial mentioning if you press Triangle you can save someone by putting the camera down. Cut to the assessment of how that level ended and they got an Immorality score of 102.*
    .... Nope. Nothing they could've done....

    • @nazekaj
      @nazekaj 5 лет назад +53

      My exact thoughts. I love watching Grumps. but so many times I've just spent episodes shouting to myself how the mechanic they just explain was the solution to the problem.

    • @GradnLordTad
      @GradnLordTad 5 лет назад +98

      @@nazekaj I think they were expecting a Triangle call out like there was for the tutorial.

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 5 лет назад +81

      I think the problem came from the tutorial actually giving them an on screen button prompt, as that kind of implies that you'll always get one in that situation, which is probably why they assumed they couldn't do anything. I was kind of confused about it myself, although I would've tried hitting triangle anyways, just to be on the safe side.

    • @deathwish-fs1ib
      @deathwish-fs1ib 5 лет назад +49

      You can't actually save the first reporter.

    • @xavierimhere6359
      @xavierimhere6359 5 лет назад +9

      RomeN eMpyre Pamela sucks so

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 5 лет назад +670

    "Reporters act of their own free will."
    Corporations: No.

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 5 лет назад +1

      Nah, that's fake news.

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y 4 года назад +24

      @@bionicdragon5 The point is that all mainstream media is fake news because it's all bought and paid for to serve whatever political agenda the corporation that owns it has. You can find videos of literally hundreds of "news" stations all around the country using the exact same script for the exact same stories. They're fed scripts by the corporations that own them and don't report the OBJECTIVE news, they only report things in a way that serves their corporation's political agenda.

    • @jb_lofi
      @jb_lofi 4 года назад +7

      @@L33PL4Y M-m-m-manufacturing Conseeeent.

    • @Andrew-fi1sd
      @Andrew-fi1sd 4 года назад +10

      @@L33PL4Y I mean that's not entirely accurate. They still report actual things that happen but then can skew them in one direction or another. Most mainstream media outlets, contrary to popular belief, don't just make things up out of thin air. They either omit, or manipulate already existing information which IS true.

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y 4 года назад +5

      @@Andrew-fi1sd You misunderstand. I'm not saying they make things up. I'm saying they will distort the truth to fit whatever political agenda they have. You're getting propaganda built from what started as a kernel of truth.

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 5 лет назад +450

    Mom can I get fatal frame
    Mom: we have Fatal Frame at home
    Fatal frame at home:

    • @glitchygutz
      @glitchygutz 4 года назад +20

      Quinn Zyker Fatal Frame except you wrestled the camera off a raccoon in the dumpster behind a Walmart. And it’s a cheap plastic barbie camera.

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir 4 года назад +4

      glitchy gutz yes!

  • @haachamachama7
    @haachamachama7 4 года назад +52

    12:04 I love how they both did the same joke at the same time and didn't even acknowledge it XD

  • @SonicFan11403
    @SonicFan11403 5 лет назад +81

    "You've got to ram Ann to save her!"
    "WATCH OUT ANN, A SPIDER!!!!" -tackles with the strength of 100 football players and Ann just fucKING DIES-

  • @classyglasie3504
    @classyglasie3504 5 лет назад +573

    This is a game called Michigan: Report from Hell and it doesn't take place in Hell Michigan or Michigan at all?!?1?! I'm sad

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 лет назад +104

      IIRC the Japanese devs were confused as to where Chicago was. They legit thought it was in Michigan. XD

    • @louis8487
      @louis8487 4 года назад +69

      @@planescaped Considering how much shit we Americans get wrong about geography don't know if we can really complain

    • @aleksfakename7105
      @aleksfakename7105 4 года назад +36

      My bets were on "Illinois: Report From Hell" had less of a ring to it but it was too late to change the city lmao

    • @Troubadour313
      @Troubadour313 4 года назад +30

      I guess Chicago being on Lake Michigan was confusing for them.

    • @jb_lofi
      @jb_lofi 4 года назад +26

      @@tricksfollies9549 Yeah pretty sure Google existed when this game was being developed. I know an American who set his internet fiction story in Japan and researched the precise times of major trains at key stations around the city. Before Google.
      He had a budget of $0 and some bagels for this research.

  • @cbm3
    @cbm3 5 лет назад +283

    Serious question: does this game actually take place in Chicago or did the devs really think Chicago was in Michigan?

    • @wiggl3s_821
      @wiggl3s_821 5 лет назад +68

      I mean i'm guessing the whole "Michigan" thing in the title is for lake michigan but then again if the game is about lake michigan then why is it centered in Illinois the state with the second smallest portion of the lake in it? 😂😂

    • @wiggl3s_821
      @wiggl3s_821 5 лет назад +33

      And why the fuck would you call a game Michigan if it was in Illinois? I have so many questions my head is about to explode. Jesus christ.

    • @samcalvo8252
      @samcalvo8252 5 лет назад +2

      Dude it's like the same thing

    • @rugxulo
      @rugxulo 5 лет назад +2

      @@wiggl3s_821 10:47 Question answered!

    • @ultimator1000
      @ultimator1000 5 лет назад +30

      I thought it was going to take place in Hell, Michigan and now I’m disappointed.

  • @MissSkittles89
    @MissSkittles89 5 лет назад +549

    "Japan is part of Europe... Basically."
    - Danny Sexbang, 2019

    • @judaiyuki5597
      @judaiyuki5597 5 лет назад +5

      i had to find this lol

    • @dragonhugger16
      @dragonhugger16 4 года назад +18

      "Chicago is part of Michigan... Basically."- Michigan: Report From Hell

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 года назад +5

      I wanna so make a Jersey is part of New York, basically." joke for Dan because of that.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 года назад +1

      @Tenoki yes

    • @grungegoddess7058
      @grungegoddess7058 4 года назад +2

      @@dragonhugger16 bro 10/10 reply xD

  • @DeAdiLLuSioNz
    @DeAdiLLuSioNz 5 лет назад +251

    Plot twist: you’re just a sentient camera

    • @ferr.4106
      @ferr.4106 5 лет назад +3

      robot!!!!

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 5 лет назад +7

      Michigan: Report from Hell, starring Cambot from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 года назад +1

      Ah, a C meant Camera

    • @avacatherine5646
      @avacatherine5646 4 года назад +1

      To be fair, Tom Servo and Crow would be watching this and riffing on it too.

    • @shannonfick788
      @shannonfick788 4 года назад +2

      That’s why you can’t open doors!!!!

  • @larkandmallow
    @larkandmallow 5 лет назад +197

    When they rammed into Ann I literally lost my shit laughing that was the most useless suspense I’ve ever seen in a video game. I’m so glad they played this - it’s art in a way.
    Arin and Dan are such a good comedy team and every video they do is a blessing honestly. Especially when they play a game like this and react to it.

  • @Geospasmic
    @Geospasmic 5 лет назад +39

    23:47 "Are you sure, 'cause before she died she was like, what the hell is that". It's a wonderful sentence because it conjures up so many crazy images.

  • @rachelking5233
    @rachelking5233 5 лет назад +229

    "RAM HER ARIN!!"
    Alright Dan, take it easy.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 года назад +1

      wild Arin approaches Suzy
      wild Arin starts shaking.

  • @dogac_
    @dogac_ 5 лет назад +80

    You know how when they first ran, the game lagged like crazy? The same thing happens to the audio but constantly. That's why the voice actors constantly sound like they are sedated, it's slowed down.

    • @blakewhite3131
      @blakewhite3131 Год назад +4

      That would suck for the VAs, to be in a game that makes them sound like audio molasses lives in their esophagus

  • @TOrvash
    @TOrvash 5 лет назад +157

    "I am showing human emotions! Unlike what a zognoid would portray!!"

    • @jacobwilson7754
      @jacobwilson7754 4 года назад +4

      "But no human would use words like 'showing' with their -er, OUR- superior vocabulary! They -er, WE- have a vocabulary far exceeding that of a zognoid."
      "I mean... What's a zognoid? I, a human, have never heard such a term with my chemokinetic auditory receptors!"

  • @elric6
    @elric6 5 лет назад +1065

    "You hear that?"
    Not really with the game's volume being as low as it is.

    • @checkpoint3441
      @checkpoint3441 5 лет назад +77

      elric6 after seven years of people making this comment they still do nothing about the game audio

    • @shaddowsdieout
      @shaddowsdieout 5 лет назад +54

      Not that I agree, but it's probably because their commentary is more valuable in their eyes. The jokes would be funnier if we could hear what they were making fun of

    • @weavery4292
      @weavery4292 5 лет назад +38

      @@shaddowsdieout you'd think that if they make a point of mentioning the awful voices acting they's make it audible

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 5 лет назад +17

      I hear it just fine. Sounds like some people have no issues and some do. But since some of us hear just fine i wouldnt blame the grumps.

    • @Gnurklesquimp
      @Gnurklesquimp 4 года назад +9

      @@filmfangirls9163 It's really not subtle, good audio balancing isn't about technically being able to hear 90% of what's going on

  • @nathanrailsback9667
    @nathanrailsback9667 5 лет назад +181

    When I first read "E is for Erotic Points", I thought Ben was doing another silly edit. Then it turned out to be real.

    • @TheHolySemiColon
      @TheHolySemiColon 5 лет назад +26

      If you spend the entire game taking upskirt shots of the reporter you get a different ending.

  • @UmamaGoblin
    @UmamaGoblin 5 лет назад +192

    The tradition of terrible “horror” games continues and it’s great

  • @Auntique
    @Auntique 5 лет назад +45

    You're in your bed, and you hear a floorboard creak outside your room... The door slowly opens, and you hear a voice whisper hoarsely:
    *"Wake up, it's time for a scoop."*

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 года назад +2

      Arin: Ice Cream?

  • @kefka989
    @kefka989 5 лет назад +100

    Arin: "Why does the camera keep focusing on her butt?"
    "BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GETS RATINGS, ARIN!!"

  • @CPTNSL0
    @CPTNSL0 5 лет назад +254

    This is exactly what living in Michigan is like.
    Source: Am from Michigan.

    • @xochi98
      @xochi98 5 лет назад +4

      CPTNSL0 they don’t even set the game in Michigan, it’s all in Chicago

    • @spindalis79
      @spindalis79 5 лет назад +3

      However this takes place in Chicago, Cook County, IL.

    • @Vae_Vae0116
      @Vae_Vae0116 5 лет назад

      CPTNSL0 aww same bro

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 5 лет назад +8

      I mean, there is a city called "Hell" here. woulda been funny if it took place there but oh well.

    • @geckyoskitz
      @geckyoskitz 5 лет назад +1

      How's Chicago because the game producers didn't know America well and placed Chicago in Michigan?

  • @QuincyKane
    @QuincyKane 5 лет назад +28

    I'd be down for seeing more of this, but maybe turn up the game play volume a little so we can better appreciate these tremendously emotional vocal performances.

  • @black_platypus
    @black_platypus 5 лет назад +85

    "...And that's why we turn down the volume to where it's barely audible"

  • @CoryMck
    @CoryMck 5 лет назад +78

    *They said* _"press 🔺 triangle to stop a scoop and help"._ *I wonder if Ann could have been saved.*

  • @lepsychokaybird
    @lepsychokaybird 5 лет назад +49

    "RAM HER ARIN!" And she just collapses to the floor. I'm in tears!!! XD

  • @Maxx_XIII
    @Maxx_XIII 5 лет назад +122

    Worst voice acting ever?
    House of the Dead 2: "Hold my beer."

    • @perryb.2732
      @perryb.2732 5 лет назад +10

      Suffer like G diiiiiiiiiid

    • @dominolexington9435
      @dominolexington9435 5 лет назад +7

      Resident Evil: Hold my Jill sandwhich.

    • @Sheamuscz
      @Sheamuscz 5 лет назад +6

      Red Maxx XIII "please be safe g."

    • @JeedyJay
      @JeedyJay 5 лет назад +6

      *LOYF CYCLE*

    • @Maxx_XIII
      @Maxx_XIII 5 лет назад +4

      @@perryb.2732 "We're meeting G... over THERE..."

  • @xXbakacoconutXx
    @xXbakacoconutXx 5 лет назад +70

    When Brisco said that "Damnit!" I thought it sounded like Dan too lol

  • @ashethevoid
    @ashethevoid 5 лет назад +50

    The voice acting on this game is like if everyone is inadvertently attempting to make double entendres, but nothing is actually a double entendre.
    *I’m /borrowing/ the new guy!*

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 года назад +2

      Then you find out Pammy told that to her bf, for an added bit of entendre. (Which itself seems like an odd term as double entendre means double hearing)

  • @canigohome2896
    @canigohome2896 8 месяцев назад +26

    Petition for game grumps to continue this 4 years later

  • @haydenwallis6708
    @haydenwallis6708 2 года назад +51

    All things considered, I think Brisco's voice actor was genuinely putting his all into this role. He probably didn't have much experience, but it's at least mediocre rather than awful.

    • @eaglewarrior21
      @eaglewarrior21 Год назад +4

      Ddddaaaaammmitt!

    • @blakewhite3131
      @blakewhite3131 Год назад +3

      The drunk piano scene is a treasure and i thank his voice actor for their incredible service

  • @blacksiopao
    @blacksiopao 5 лет назад +116

    all these years I just realized Pamela Martell and Ann Anderson's names were from Pamela Anderson and Annie Martell

    • @ShelCorporation
      @ShelCorporation 5 лет назад +11

      blacksiopao All these years? You knew about this game before today?

    • @blacksiopao
      @blacksiopao 5 лет назад +9

      @@ShelCorporation i owned it

    • @ShelCorporation
      @ShelCorporation 5 лет назад +25

      blacksiopao I don’t use the word hero often, but you sir are the greatest hero in American history

  • @TwoPolarCat
    @TwoPolarCat 5 лет назад +65

    Love how Dan, no matter how many times he does it, never learns to plan his Postmates deliveries around the episodes properly

    • @spritestuff
      @spritestuff 5 лет назад +6

      He discovered ages ago that we dont give a shit so he doesnt either

  • @finalunusedname
    @finalunusedname 5 лет назад +38

    Arin: Do you wanna do another episode of this?
    Dan "I'm into it!" Avidan: I'm not sure...
    Wow.

  • @ROldford
    @ROldford 5 лет назад +87

    "Oh it's water" has real "Today is football" energy.

  • @b3nry47
    @b3nry47 4 года назад +16

    At 14:48
    Dan: Was there anything you could've done to save her
    Arin: No
    Me: goes back to 9:52

  • @Zephyr_Zeitgeist
    @Zephyr_Zeitgeist 5 лет назад +46

    "What a guy!"
    "Makes you cry..."
    "Und I did."

  • @cameronjadewallace
    @cameronjadewallace 5 лет назад +16

    20:20 Ann: We're going down
    Me: *chuckles and waits*
    Arin and Dan: *distracted talking and laughter*
    Ann: Get in!
    Me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Don't worry boys, I got you.

  • @wadeyhyena1657
    @wadeyhyena1657 5 лет назад +104

    Why does the sound guy sound like Sonic?
    *Sonic: "Too slow Bro!"*

  • @samportillo7635
    @samportillo7635 5 лет назад +37

    Dan: "Is this thispresonsfirsttimespeakingengliiiissh...?" Lol love you Dan

  • @VueiyVisarelli
    @VueiyVisarelli 3 года назад +6

    22:30 To be fair, I think Brisco is _actually supposed_ to be drunk there. You see the large alcohol bottle sideways on top of the piano, on the right side...?

  • @kattitudeORIGINAL
    @kattitudeORIGINAL 5 лет назад +30

    Ah. From Hell, Michigan. Yes, we really have the city of Hell here. Yes, Hell freezes over in winter.

    • @Karmakamilia
      @Karmakamilia 4 года назад +2

      And sometimes summer, whenever it feels like it really.

  • @jfmangano
    @jfmangano 5 лет назад +79

    Jean-Paul Sartre: "Hell is other people."
    Also Sartre, after theoretically viewing this episode: "I take it back: this game is worse."

    • @CocoForBird
      @CocoForBird 4 года назад +8

      Well, people made this game, so his original statement still holds up.

  • @rtyuik7
    @rtyuik7 5 лет назад +14

    6:55 - "Markers show where the reporter will move to next. The cOLORRRR...!!"
    im losing all of my shit right now xD

  • @TheStudnut
    @TheStudnut 5 лет назад +44

    "i'm not the one... who's so far away". Arin Hanson is a national treasure and no one can convince me otherwise.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 года назад +1

      Let me try:
      *International treasure

  • @TheDarkLord791
    @TheDarkLord791 5 лет назад +32

    Brisco gave some feeling to his lines it just seemed like his direction was off, but as soon as Pamela started talking I thought "Oh this is gonna be gooood."

  • @Emoore4207
    @Emoore4207 5 лет назад +25

    I'm really enjoying the longer episodes! Thanks, you guys!

  • @cursed6144
    @cursed6144 5 лет назад +762

    “Worst voice acting!”
    *literally can’t hear the voice acting over them talking*

    • @Craulback
      @Craulback 5 лет назад +70

      Yeah, wish they'd balance the volume a bit, either they're too loud or the game is too quiet, no happy medium. :(

    • @jtf5223
      @jtf5223 5 лет назад +55

      They always do this, it just more annoying this time because they not only talk about it at the start of the episode they titled the damn video to point it out. I'm dipping out on this because at half volume they already load enough to be heard across the house and I still cant hear the parts they aren't talking over.

    • @kirbwarriork3371
      @kirbwarriork3371 5 лет назад +22

      @@jtf5223 You (and the others having this issue) might need to sound balance, I can hear them and the game fine.

    • @jtf5223
      @jtf5223 5 лет назад +21

      @@kirbwarriork3371 how on Earth would I do something that they should've done when editing?

    • @kirbwarriork3371
      @kirbwarriork3371 5 лет назад +14

      @@jtf5223 That's what confuses me. I spent a day setting up my sound system to balance all my game devices. When I play a game, video, or anything on television that has poor balance, it's extremely obvious. I had no issues during this video. And I know a LOT of people have poorly set up audio because most audio devices come set up poorly.

  • @TheChrosst
    @TheChrosst 5 лет назад +181

    "I wish it wasn't centering on her butt the whole time"
    .... Do you not know what kind of game this is Arin? It's basically upskirt central, with occasional monsters.

    • @SaberViper
      @SaberViper 5 лет назад +14

      It DID flash the word eroticism during the intro to the game...

    • @society5767
      @society5767 5 лет назад

      omfg really?

    • @TheJege12
      @TheJege12 5 лет назад +8

      Like 3 people know what this game is :'D

    • @sanfransiscon
      @sanfransiscon 5 лет назад +1

      I want a remake just to watch the drama

    • @FNugget
      @FNugget 5 лет назад +5

      Not released in USA + Eroticism meter = Yup, a naughty game

  • @DevHyatt
    @DevHyatt 5 лет назад +62

    When I emulated this game years ago, everyone was talking like that as well. As it turns out I was able to change some settings on the emulator itself to make the dialogue come out at what I assume was real-time.

  • @kylerecker9178
    @kylerecker9178 5 лет назад +36

    Speaking as someone from Michigan, I can confirm this is just how we talk.

  • @ectoplasmoid7454
    @ectoplasmoid7454 5 лет назад +78

    Lmao that "dammit" totally did sound like Dan

  • @006Cronos
    @006Cronos 5 лет назад +20

    PLEASE play this one in its entirety. Oh my goodness this is fantastic!!!

  • @watersomic
    @watersomic 5 лет назад +47

    To anyone who hasn't played or watched this game before...
    You're in for a real treat.

  • @CaseyShontz
    @CaseyShontz 4 года назад +26

    19:56 that was an impeccable Neil Breen impression from Dan

    • @hollistinian2
      @hollistinian2 4 года назад +2

      Dan should star as Neil Breen in a movie about Neil Breen.

  • @nersh46137
    @nersh46137 5 лет назад +98

    The slow speaking makes me think entirely of “wrestle with Jimmy”

  • @jessicalanderos905
    @jessicalanderos905 5 лет назад +120

    "why are we still playing scary games?"
    "well...."
    nice explanation, arin.

    • @simone2059
      @simone2059 5 лет назад +6

      Arin always knows what to say XD

    • @simone2059
      @simone2059 5 лет назад +3

      Arin, explain yourself !
      Arin : ...
      GgREAT TALK ! 💥👏👏👏👏👏🏆 You're a winner !

    • @simone2059
      @simone2059 5 лет назад

      @@andrewkful Dan : LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A BBAABY PPENIS 🎶🎶🎶
      Arin : wai NNOUH !
      Dan : ah HAH ! I got you
      Arin : SON OF EEEFFF !!
      Dan : eh HeHEHEHE !!
      Arin : ahahahah ... XD

  • @jopiagalis
    @jopiagalis 5 лет назад +31

    "can you imagine how scary that scene would've been in capable hands" YES DAN I CAN. Im glad it's funny not scary XD

  • @hannahhill7478
    @hannahhill7478 5 лет назад +18

    “Could you go? COULD YOU GO?” Immediately made me think of “COULD YOU COME. COULD YOU COME PLEASE.”

  • @SigmaSyndicate
    @SigmaSyndicate 5 лет назад +15

    Fun Fact: This game was planned by Suda51, the guy behind Killer 7, Lollipop Chainsaw, and No More Heroes. To my knowledge, this is the only game he has made where you aren't a contract assassin.

  • @erinidum
    @erinidum 5 лет назад +93

    "Arin, you're a voice actor. Take some notes."

    • @leonardothatguy1842
      @leonardothatguy1842 4 года назад

      That's high quality voice acting right there
      Not even actual voice actors could do what this people are doing

  • @Kaneanite
    @Kaneanite 5 лет назад +68

    Title: WORST Voice Acting in a Video Game
    Me: Turns up volume to 50% still can barely hear the "WORST Voice Acting in a Video Game"

  • @GoblinKing123321
    @GoblinKing123321 5 лет назад +78

    This makes me miss the deadly premonition series that they didn't finish.

    • @Spiderwolfer
      @Spiderwolfer 5 лет назад +6

      Ethan Sherrod Yeah I’m getting serious Deadly Premonition vibes from this.

  • @KooriGraywolf
    @KooriGraywolf 5 лет назад +8

    14:47 "Was there anything you could've done to save her?"
    Originally I thought they were supposed to stop recording or ram in this part, but after some research I found this was a cutscene that always happens

  • @mysqm3026
    @mysqm3026 5 лет назад +42

    The part with Brisco at the piano had me in stitches

  • @joshriley2936
    @joshriley2936 5 лет назад +26

    After watching Jerma985 play this, I knew we were in for something special.
    Also, it sounds like the in-engine dialogue was recorded at a normal talking speed but slowed down in post for some reason.

  • @CEFG100
    @CEFG100 5 лет назад +36

    Danny: "What a beautiful day outside it is."
    Actually, if this game was a bit more gray, it would look just like Michigan.

  • @tubeular5738
    @tubeular5738 5 лет назад +46

    *"Story changes depending on your morality"*
    David cage you mad man

    • @laptopguy205
      @laptopguy205 5 лет назад

      Zero punctuation reference ahoy

    • @13576bard
      @13576bard 5 лет назад +2

      David cage you've done it again!

    • @sluttyskeleton
      @sluttyskeleton 5 лет назад +1

      I don't quite see how the story changes when you can't really do anything

  • @Friedensp4nzer
    @Friedensp4nzer 5 лет назад +139

    "It notoriously has terrible voice acting." So let's keep the game audio very low, shall we?

  • @JessiBe
    @JessiBe 5 лет назад +14

    In this episode: everybody complains about the volume like my family fighting over the remote on Thanksgiving.

  • @officialharrito
    @officialharrito 4 года назад +13

    #GrumpClips 25:00 - 27:43
    "You've got to ram Ann to save her!" - PROCEEDS TO RAM HER EVEN MORE - LMFAO I CAN'T

  • @UP_SMASH
    @UP_SMASH 5 лет назад +15

    "Waaakee upp in thhee morrning ffeeln liike baad actinng...."

  • @JustPlainSari
    @JustPlainSari 5 лет назад +6

    29:12 : "Focus on incoming monsters to get the reporter to fire at them"
    *confusion ensues*
    Dan: oh she shoots them when you lock on
    I love you guys

  • @SteirnarUlf
    @SteirnarUlf 5 лет назад +17

    "The fruit is starting to rot..."
    THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD!

  • @uppyb0t
    @uppyb0t 5 лет назад +26

    Before Pamela was eaten, I thought someone shouted “World Star”, but they did not. It seemed fitting.

  • @UltimateUchiha2012
    @UltimateUchiha2012 5 лет назад +14

    The greatest cameramen that ever lived
    “Damnit” 😂😂😂

  • @goodstudd2972
    @goodstudd2972 5 лет назад +27

    Is the audio for the characters slowed down??? It feels like it was artificially and intentionally slowed down post-recording

    • @pokey3344
      @pokey3344 5 лет назад +1

      Even some sound effects were too, like the elevator ding

    • @spaceduck413
      @spaceduck413 5 лет назад +6

      I think the game is lagging and audio play back is being slowed down... I had the same thought

    • @davidsnawder9163
      @davidsnawder9163 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah its the emulator. For some reason certain angles slow the game down like crazy

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud 5 лет назад +164

    WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING SO SLOW!?😣

    • @jjane9337
      @jjane9337 5 лет назад +1

      Toi O'Kelly ikr

    • @Z3r0Sk83r
      @Z3r0Sk83r 5 лет назад +24

      If they're running it on an emulator, running the game without capping the frame rate will cause it do this.

    • @BouncekDeLemos
      @BouncekDeLemos 5 лет назад +7

      @@Z3r0Sk83r I was thinking that if they played it on real hardware, like a modded U.S. PS2, it could be glitching up due to the differences in region (PAL/NTSC)

    • @Xcopyz
      @Xcopyz 5 лет назад

      Oh that Dizzy..

    • @nanabears
      @nanabears 5 лет назад +4

      Its lagging pretty heavily. You can often see the clock go slow. When he looks down at their feet you can hear them talk normally.. or faster?

  • @aaronsmith2827
    @aaronsmith2827 5 лет назад +126

    Surely I’m not the only one who remembers this from the Dunkey video?
    “Oh mY....GAAAAAHHHHD!”

    • @GradnLordTad
      @GradnLordTad 5 лет назад +3

      Nope. I'll never forget it. I am excited to see more of it, though. lol

    • @PassiveWealth
      @PassiveWealth 5 лет назад +3

      First thing I thought of

    • @wintermute5486
      @wintermute5486 5 лет назад +4

      Snake? Snake! Oh my godddd!!!

    • @g1sunstreaker584
      @g1sunstreaker584 5 лет назад +4

      THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING, I got SO excited when I saw this video pop up in my notifications!

    • @fegirlkatsuya618
      @fegirlkatsuya618 5 лет назад +2

      I remember it all too well XD

  • @Jackelson116
    @Jackelson116 5 лет назад +22

    I was hoping at 28:55 it would be:
    "OH MY GOD ITS TUNGULUS!!!"
    ...cause it looked like a big tongue? No?

  • @joshriley2936
    @joshriley2936 5 лет назад +7

    21:15 "Brisco, what are you doing?"
    Me: What the heck is going on here?

    • @leonardothatguy1842
      @leonardothatguy1842 4 года назад +1

      "wHaT a GuY tHaT bRiScO, oOoOoH, hE rEaLlY cHeEsEs Me OfF"