@@Blaze1990sp i wanna see Dan react to the ending of the first devil may cry.. the "fill you dark soul with light" voice break had me scream-laughing... then the plane and the sun... omg. I need it.
@@Amins88 You know, as much as that's true in real life, I can't say the same about this game. I wouldn't expect an old PS2 game from a Japanese developer to give women any other role than "love interest".
@@Amins88 but there was a ton of innuendo. I'm aromantic and asexual but even I find the dynamic to be undeniably romantic. I hope the director did that intentionally.
I think the reason why text boxes are like that is because when translating from the original Japanese, the localization team isn't allowed to change the number of text boxes that show. So if in the original Japanese a character is supposed to talk for two boxes, but in english the text would only take one, the localization team has to mess with the text to make it fit two boxes.
@@SeanARooney Likely Keiko is with Judas and Crow is just there living with them but lowkey it’s not stated anything to allude that other than subtle hints in dialogue. Other than that, wtf is Keiko’s relationship to anyone? Sister? Lover? Cousin?
"You should name yourself Crow, since you love the movie The Crow so much, you should just name yourself that." Crow: You know, you might have a point there, Breakfast Club.
This really feels like if a Matt Mercer body double got hired in a d-list European knockoff of Bayonetta, and the writer reeeeaaaaally liked The Matrix
Every time they play a game with shitty voice acting/weird dialogue choices, I want Arin to use his high-pitch country voice as a substitute The Jimmy Jamboree voice/Oceana
Fav parts: (This entire episode is GOLD) 10:45 Watch you Eat 19:12 Sentence 23:43 Put it Away 27:36 Why is that? I 28:22 Why is that? II 29:49 Who I am I 30:57 Who I am II 31:33 Who I am III Just soo funny 🤣😭
This is the perfect kind of game I love to see them play: UNINTENTIONALLY funny for them to comment on and voice act, not broken but stupid, and something interesting I've never heard of
@@Joseph-C Yeah, I really didn't like the cthulu dating sim game they did. I don't find cthulu cool or funny nearly as much as everyone else seems too, I'm tired of "IRONICALLY SATIRICAL" dating sims, and even if it was funny Arin and Dan aren't doing much to shine when they're just reacting to or repeating a funny video game's jokes. It's terrible, campy games like this or Pantsu Hunter that are where the magic is.
The best times ever on this channel were when they play weirdly voice acted games. Deadly Premonition, Michigan; reporter from Hell, all visual novels and recently Harvester, were all such a blast. They manage to always make Voice Acting so funny and enjoyable even if the don’t do the voices themselves. I hope this gets a series, can’t wait for Episode 2!!
In Europe it's the other way around: commas are used in fractions as decimal separators, periods are used as thousand separators. Although I've barely seen thousand separators being used whatsoever (sometimes it's not even space, just nothing at all), and both commas and periods are used as decimal separators interchangeably. At least that's how it is in my country.
Whose ready for Taito’s classic 10.000 bullets?! Let’s goooooooo 🎉 Is this Devil May Cry meets Godhand, starring Matt Mercer in a quasi-visual novel? 😂 this makes me miss Phoenix Wright
‘I’m not interested in fame. What I want is your life.’ ‘This is the destiny of our kind, Crow.’ Wow, Dan was super on point with the Tank! OP. This really is an episode of Cowboy Bebop
5:37 he really just skipped the "stop attacking to reload" part and went straight for the "or press start button and down D-pad to reload" part... i'm amazed
Although the following comment about "that is not how math works" is really ironical since the US is - as always - a special case of trying to be special with their comma. "Math", as in the worldwide system, doesn't work in the US way.
@@miguelnewmexico8641 But on a more serious note - you do know where most punctuation is used? Those thousands are not even regarded as a needed sign - they are added for comfort and omitted in any scientific context. The signaling of decimal numbers (decimal comma instead of point) is however everywhere and needed. The nonsensical use of a "decimal point" does exactly what you described - makes it seem as if the number is interrupted although it still continues. Checkmate sectists.
@@MetallicReg Incorrect. The US is not the only country to use a comma. The UK does as well, as do most English-speaking countries. I believe Mexico does as well? France is the most different, they just use a space to indicate it.
@@camerapasteurize7215 Space isn't just used in France. In fact, this is the preferred way of showing bigger single standing numbers in EU and beyond. This is the point that this particular interpunctuation isn't really needed in the first place. You have the point, then the space as a nearly omitting element, and then omitting it completely in most precise occurrences. Great Britain and the United States are two of the few places in the world that use a period to indicate the decimal place. They ARE the exception. Also, I explicitly didn't mention the Brits because they do switch this radix character when European communication/products are involved. US doesn't.
God I was crying… them guessing who the hell Keiko is through acting really wore me down 😂 then Dan all of a sudden giving Crow and Italian accent I couldn’t stop laughing
It's actually hilarious that Arin called it a haiku at 10:05, when it actually is if you rearrange the breaks Judas just gorged the Whole thing down and now he's snor- -Ing away in bed
My favorite Game Grump trope is when Arin gushes about a mechanic in a game (Bullet Time) and then proceeds to never use it ever when it's obvious the game is based around using it. He never questions that weird essence gained every time he killed a mob or the bar underneath his HP that seemingly never goes down or how the game expects him to mow down like 9 guys at a time
I love when you guys do random voices 😂 it’s so hilarious And when the cut scenes happen and it fades out when the character is talking and didn’t finish talking 😅
Arin saying, "Skip tutorial? Nahh! We gotta know what's going on." Honestly took me SO off guard lmfao that is character development if I've ever heard it
Keats is a very interesting character. One minute he's shooting you in an alleyway and the next he's sharing a drink with you. That's just who he is and if you don't like that, leave.
"Do you want to skip the tutorial?" "No!! I wanna know what's going on!" The matrix is real and it has haphazardly revealed itself this day. This is your warning.
The Game Grumps trying to find out what kind of relationship Keiko has with them reminds me of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, when the squad is trying to figure out if Kelly is Scully's wife or dog. And by the end they still didn't figure it out.
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Danny: Can we play Devil May Cry?
Arin: We have Devil May Cry at home...
Nah, this game is Devil May Cry Himself to Sleep.
@@mage1439 Bravo
This is exactly what I was thinking LMAO imagine Dan's reactions to the absolute over the top fantasticalness that is devil May cry LOL
@@Blaze1990sp i wanna see Dan react to the ending of the first devil may cry.. the "fill you dark soul with light" voice break had me scream-laughing... then the plane and the sun... omg. I need it.
@@aries_chaos Theirs plenty of scenes that I want to see Dan react to
The way he runs is like when you are having a nightmare and trying to run from something, and your body moves but you cover no ground at all
And then you try to scream, but you can only whisper: "i knew it would come to this"
Punching through Jell-O.
Plus it also randomly fades out at parts without finishing, just like dreams.
Literally, dream me is like maybe if I leeaaannn forward and push off the ground gravity will work finally and I can get out of here
I've found the trick is to jump like I'm on the moon and eventually I can kind of glide off the ground and pick up speed and fly
Ten thousand bullets,
Arin did tutorial,
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.
BRO ITS 5 7 5
it will work better like:
Ten thousand bullets
Arin did the tutorial
Maybe I'm dreaming?
Whoosh
@@AltTabbackspace you don't know the original joke, huh? Lol
@@AltTabbackspace It's a running joke from their sonic boom playthrough. All haikus end with "It's snowing on mount fuji."
@@AltTabbackspace Imagine coming in here criticizing someone else's haiku for not being 5-7-5, then making your "correction" 5-8-5.
the ambiguity of Keiko's relationship with Judas and Crow is the funniest bit.
Because three people can't just be friends if there's a woman involved...
@@Amins88 You know, as much as that's true in real life, I can't say the same about this game. I wouldn't expect an old PS2 game from a Japanese developer to give women any other role than "love interest".
@@Amins88 but there was a ton of innuendo. I'm aromantic and asexual but even I find the dynamic to be undeniably romantic. I hope the director did that intentionally.
It’s a beautiful relationship maybe they having a three-way who know
There is a bot pretending to be the grumps do not click on any link
"They say a group of crows is called a murder... well, I'm proof a group of murders is called a Crow"
That's either genius or incredibly dumb and I'm not sure which 😂
@@perpetualgrimace I've found the two are not mutually exclusive
crow is just a buncha crows in a literal trenchcoat
@@vibethecat4194 trenchcrow
Well this joke sure murdered me, does that make me part crow or part of the crow-d?
Danny saying “3 2 1 Let’s jam” like the Cowboy Bebop intro made me so happy
Started an instant bop in my head.
Instant reaction here, too
Thought the exact damn thing ❤️
I think it's time we blow this scene
Get everybody and the stuff together
dum dum DUM da dum dumdadumdum dum dum DA da dudum
I think the reason why text boxes are like that is because when translating from the original Japanese, the localization team isn't allowed to change the number of text boxes that show. So if in the original Japanese a character is supposed to talk for two boxes, but in english the text would only take one, the localization team has to mess with the text to make it fit two boxes.
I feel like a good compromise would be to split up the sentences to each box. At least so the dialogue is a bit more even.
I would put all the text in one box and leave the other box blank out of spite.
@@ThreeThreeThree333E I feel like putting one word on the second box is already the most spiteful thing the localization team could get away with.
@borderline I'm sorry you feel threatened by random knowledge on the Internet. 😔
Isn't Japanese used by speed runners though because it is typically more condensed?
I love the joke about having no idea who the group of friends(?) are supposed to be because the story doesn't establish anything.
God I hope they keep the running joke of the ambiguous relationship between Keiko, Judas and Crow
It's a joke?
@@SeanARooney Likely Keiko is with Judas and Crow is just there living with them but lowkey it’s not stated anything to allude that other than subtle hints in dialogue. Other than that, wtf is Keiko’s relationship to anyone? Sister? Lover? Cousin?
@@Robin_hood27 Perhaps ... all of the above, eh?
@@Robin_hood27 What's the big Difference?
Sister? Lover? Cousin?
I think we all deserve to see a new Grumps shirt design: “Why do those ones take so hard to kill?”
Why do those ones take so hard to kill?
Does Bruno Mars is gay?
So many questions.
All I know is that It's snowing on Mount Fuji.
@@Kludge All we need is the key. Key E E. KEY
YEESS!
That and one that says "we made so far go progress"
This series MUST continue. It is the destiny of our kind. You
cannot run away from it.
its snowing on mt fuji
I'd like them to put game names/part number in the title so I can watch another episode.
"You should name yourself Crow, since you love the movie The Crow so much, you should just name yourself that."
Crow: You know, you might have a point there, Breakfast Club.
I had to replay when he said "skip the tutorial? NO!" because I genuinely thought I couldn't have heard that right. So proud of you Arnold!
Arnold ☠️
Same, I was super confused
Hey Daryl did a great job too
This feels like a 2015 game grumps episode for some reason, it's so nostalgic.
My thoughts exactly
this actually
it’s reminiscent of trauma center
@@GamerempireAb Yes! It already feels like a classic in-the-making
2015 grumps episode would have the game in the title, and a part number.
"Chapter L" might be their dumbest joke of all time
But it still got a snicker from me
The snowing on Mt. Fuji throwback made me smile so hard
Oh my God. Arin actually did the tutorial.
He did it but then completely forgot everything he sped through, if you look at his 'progress' in the first stage.
@@Drraagh Baby steps...
...and learned nothing of bullet time
And immediately ignored it
i gotta say it once 90% of my gamegrumps experience is waiting for them find a mechanic the game already showed him and i just keep coming back
This really feels like if a Matt Mercer body double got hired in a d-list European knockoff of Bayonetta, and the writer reeeeaaaaally liked The Matrix
Every time they play a game with shitty voice acting/weird dialogue choices, I want Arin to use his high-pitch country voice as a substitute
The Jimmy Jamboree voice/Oceana
OUUUOOUHH GAAWD A FACKIN WHAAILL
@@AKMotions STAY BACK STAY BACK
@@AKMotions JESUS CHRIISSSTTT
@@luke769animations KILL IT WITH FIRE
The voice acting isn't actually that bad tbh. It's around the norm for this era of games. Better than I expected it to be with the title of the video
Fav parts: (This entire episode is GOLD)
10:45 Watch you Eat
19:12 Sentence
23:43 Put it Away
27:36 Why is that? I
28:22 Why is that? II
29:49 Who I am I
30:57 Who I am II
31:33 Who I am III
Just soo funny 🤣😭
This is the perfect kind of game I love to see them play: UNINTENTIONALLY funny for them to comment on and voice act, not broken but stupid, and something interesting I've never heard of
I agree. I got a good laugh
Yeah, the games that are unironically bad and cringey are always the best vids
@@Joseph-C Yeah, I really didn't like the cthulu dating sim game they did. I don't find cthulu cool or funny nearly as much as everyone else seems too, I'm tired of "IRONICALLY SATIRICAL" dating sims, and even if it was funny Arin and Dan aren't doing much to shine when they're just reacting to or repeating a funny video game's jokes. It's terrible, campy games like this or Pantsu Hunter that are where the magic is.
10,000 Bullets...
a.k.a. “I Shot And I Missed (10 Hour Extended Mix).
And then I ate a popsicle, and I missed again.
I had bullet time, but I forgot to use it... so I missed.
Game: Use "bullet time" so you don't get hit!
Arin: I don't think I will.
"I guess you can put bullets in the pages.."
That's why they're called bullet points. Checkmate.
I can't right now. 🤣
12:00 “We go around the city from cutscene to cutscene never actually playing a game.”
Wow, Dan is describing Danganronpa!
And that's why I skipped those 200 episodes.
Not really
@@antonlowe5370 Same.
The best times ever on this channel were when they play weirdly voice acted games. Deadly Premonition, Michigan; reporter from Hell, all visual novels and recently Harvester, were all such a blast.
They manage to always make Voice Acting so funny and enjoyable even if the don’t do the voices themselves.
I hope this gets a series, can’t wait for Episode 2!!
Michigan reporter from hell was such a masterpiece. I make it a point to rewatch it once a year Hahaha
I love how they brought up the character bio for Crow but only read halfway and don't know he's actually Irish 😂
“Damn, why do those ones take so hard to kill?”
Wow, that shit hit deep
Tutorials where the game pauses until you do the correct action with a huge button prompt are perfect for arin.
Y’know… ironically, Arin did well in Detroit: Become Human, even if he didn’t care for the story. Lol
I can’t explain the joy that I felt when Dan made the “it’s snowing on Mount Fuji” reference around 10:00
They say that Crow looks like Matt Mercer, and he definitely does, but I can't also unsee Newgrounds Era Arin.
He can be your angle or your devil.
He looks more like Hayato Shingu from Project ARMS because they share the same character designer.
In Europe it's the other way around: commas are used in fractions as decimal separators, periods are used as thousand separators. Although I've barely seen thousand separators being used whatsoever (sometimes it's not even space, just nothing at all), and both commas and periods are used as decimal separators interchangeably. At least that's how it is in my country.
21:27 you can't convince me that Arin doesn't do the SNL intro now.
The fact Arin doesn't use bullet time at all lmaoo
Whose ready for Taito’s classic 10.000 bullets?! Let’s goooooooo 🎉
Is this Devil May Cry meets Godhand, starring Matt Mercer in a quasi-visual novel? 😂 this makes me miss Phoenix Wright
I have no idea what this game is but whatever it is game grumps always make it better lol
But dmc is good though
I thought devil may cry too. Especially because the first woman in the intro looked like a white haired Lady
I don't know what any of that means but it also sounds incredibly accurate 🤣
god I wish they'd go back to ace attorney
I love when people compare Game Grumps to MST3K and then the Game Grumps actually reference it. Makes me so happy.
12:42 The fact Dan was able to read this perfectly in one go without a studder was actialy impressive.
I want 10.000 more episodes of this game please
‘I’m not interested in fame. What I want is your life.’
‘This is the destiny of our kind, Crow.’
Wow, Dan was super on point with the Tank! OP. This really is an episode of Cowboy Bebop
The way you two genuinely enjoy terrible games gives me a more positive outlook on life.
Love the Cowboy Bebop reference at 0:30
"3, 2, 1, let's jam!"
"My first thoughts were of revenge."
Complex concept for an infant.
5:37 he really just skipped the "stop attacking to reload" part and went straight for the "or press start button and down D-pad to reload" part... i'm amazed
I’m saddened that Dan’s Cowboy Bebop reference went unmentioned :(
I found it equal parts rad & appropriate.
"Skip tutorial? No! i need to know whats going on" I sense a disturbance in the force
Don't worry, he forgets how to use bullet time by the first mission.
@@SeanARooney If only the game had some sort of thing on screen at all times saying triangle for bullet time for Arin to completely ignore
Was about to say 10 bullets and Dan beat me to it. Same wave length I swear you have molded my sense of humour
Although the following comment about "that is not how math works" is really ironical since the US is - as always - a special case of trying to be special with their comma.
"Math", as in the worldwide system, doesn't work in the US way.
@@miguelnewmexico8641 I fully agree. We should nuke Antarctica tomorrow. Enough is enough.
@@miguelnewmexico8641 But on a more serious note - you do know where most punctuation is used? Those thousands are not even regarded as a needed sign - they are added for comfort and omitted in any scientific context.
The signaling of decimal numbers (decimal comma instead of point) is however everywhere and needed. The nonsensical use of a "decimal point" does exactly what you described - makes it seem as if the number is interrupted although it still continues.
Checkmate sectists.
@@MetallicReg Incorrect. The US is not the only country to use a comma. The UK does as well, as do most English-speaking countries. I believe Mexico does as well? France is the most different, they just use a space to indicate it.
@@camerapasteurize7215 Space isn't just used in France. In fact, this is the preferred way of showing bigger single standing numbers in EU and beyond. This is the point that this particular interpunctuation isn't really needed in the first place.
You have the point, then the space as a nearly omitting element, and then omitting it completely in most precise occurrences.
Great Britain and the United States are two of the few places in the world that use a period to indicate the decimal place. They ARE the exception. Also, I explicitly didn't mention the Brits because they do switch this radix character when European communication/products are involved. US doesn't.
So did I imagine Dan speaking in a Sonic voice for Crow, and then halfway through swapped to Nacho Libre? Lol either way, this was magical
this will get lost, but grumps i had an awful day today and watching your videos never ever fails to make me smile. thanks guys. stay goofy
God I was crying… them guessing who the hell Keiko is through acting really wore me down 😂 then Dan all of a sudden giving Crow and Italian accent I couldn’t stop laughing
The main character reminds me of Arin's Egorapter art from way back then
omg 😲 😱 they have 10 save files, just like how they only have 10 bullets!!
also the "no no don't fade out!" was pretty funny.
This game is what Shadow The Hedgehog wants to be.
And it’s still bad
Honestly 10 Bullets sounds way more badass than 10,000 Bullets
It was really Danny saying ‘Tom Servo’ that brought it all home for me
I love how the voice Danny gave for Crow keeps changing
It's actually hilarious that Arin called it a haiku at 10:05, when it actually is if you rearrange the breaks
Judas just gorged the
Whole thing down and now he's snor-
-Ing away in bed
I'm excited for Arin to play Sonic Frontier.
Completely slipped my mind that a new sonic release means a new GG playthrough omg I can't wait
This needs to be a series
Yeeeees please! 😊
Hahaha wow this was way funnier than I expected! You guys were on your A game today with the comedy bits in this.
I enjoyed hearing how much fun they were having! 🥰
"There must be someway to avoid these bullets!"
Bullet Time: I'm right here!!
My first scam comment! Oh boy!
I would not be surprised if Dan could fit two Uzis in his hair.
Time for another round of "did they bother to set up their emulator this time"!
My favorite Game Grump trope is when Arin gushes about a mechanic in a game (Bullet Time) and then proceeds to never use it ever when it's obvious the game is based around using it. He never questions that weird essence gained every time he killed a mob or the bar underneath his HP that seemingly never goes down or how the game expects him to mow down like 9 guys at a time
I love when you guys do random voices 😂 it’s so hilarious
And when the cut scenes happen and it fades out when the character is talking and didn’t finish talking 😅
Arin: "Skip tutorial? Noooo, I gotta know what's going on"
That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!
Keep those MST3K references coming, Dan!
Arin saying, "Skip tutorial? Nahh! We gotta know what's going on." Honestly took me SO off guard lmfao that is character development if I've ever heard it
arin doing the finger voice killed me idk why
waltuh
Arin: plays tutorial
Also Arin: forgets triangle.makes you dodge all the bullets
15 seconds in and we're off to a great start.
28:10 Dan referencing the Book of Job has me dead 😂
I would love to see a full play through of this. This game was hilarious to watch.
This feels like a scrapped play test demo for Bayonetta competing with DMC
Keats is a very interesting character. One minute he's shooting you in an alleyway and the next he's sharing a drink with you. That's just who he is and if you don't like that, leave.
"Three, two, one, let's jam"
I approve of such a reference Danny, thank you lol
Anyone else think this has a similar art style to Hotel Dusk? It’s so charming, I love this game 😂
As a Canadian I am very entertained that Arin says "eh" 10 billion times more often than I do
10 save slots seems unnecessary until you consider the fact that you might need one save per every 1,000 bullets.
I loved the throwback to the Zelda CDI play through
“Where’s Link?” “Oh that guy died…”
The best part part about 10:00 is that the text on screen has the exact amount of syllables to make a haiku
...no
Gosh I love you guys' voice acting, it cracks me up 😂
23:16 I don’t know why but it cracked me so hard the fact that the sound effect for the gun took so long to load and the he stayed awkwardly still 😂
Nothing like hearing my gal appreciate gg's voice acting skills.
I feel like this game is at the perfect confluence of "dumb" and "takes itself VERY seriously" for peak Grumps content. Excited for more
This has SUCH a PS2 vibe. The music, the animation...it's hitting me with Jak & Daxter levels of nostalgia.
Please keep going with this. There’s so many running gags already and I love it.
Y’know what I like to think Judas, crow, and keiko are a poly couple that just so happen to also like to kill people
Triad?
23:48 Finger Voice
Please finish this, you guys playing this is so funny 😂
Crossing my fingers for a long play of this, or Metal Gear Revengeance.
I hope they continue this series. Them riffing on the dialogue is top-notched!
Judas looks like the I've come up with a new Recipeh guy from FFXV
"Do you want to skip the tutorial?"
"No!! I wanna know what's going on!"
The matrix is real and it has haphazardly revealed itself this day. This is your warning.
They needed you to know it was exactly 10 bullets, not 10.001 or any of this nonsense. You get 10 and not one thousandth more.
The way those guys go flying, it's like his guns are loaded with "MAGNUM BULLEEEEEEEEETS!!!"
This game is like DMC and Bayonetta but without the... everything. Sick music tho.
Without the fun
the game grumps even mentioning matt mercer brings me joy
Arin does the tutorial, still forgets the bullettime feature exists
The Game Grumps trying to find out what kind of relationship Keiko has with them reminds me of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, when the squad is trying to figure out if Kelly is Scully's wife or dog. And by the end they still didn't figure it out.
I love these guys so much, I want to send them pictures of my cat. I don't think they'd be into it though.