@@josephbrandenburg4373 You should prolly get that fixed if you haven't already, parking lots are hell without power steering, tho I'm sure you know that well by now lol
Right! And the thing about it is: how the fuck are you expected to hone those skills when failing to do it properly can result in thousands of dollars of damage? "You've got all kinds of room!" Well right, until I don't.
Maybe people shouldn't be leaving orange cones freakin' everywhere. God damn parents with their kids playing in the streets don't know how to set those damn things up right.
Hello from 2020 it’s hell here BUT the opening to this episode still and will forever be one of my favorite Game Grumps moments. “Sawnic deh Hedgehawg too fest fo da naked aye”
In 7 years of pizza delivery experience I've only had driving issues similar to that game play Once.. I had to back up all the way down a loooooong steep curvy cliff of a driveway in a 1972 Dodge Dart in the dark.. all because there was no room to turn around when I got to the top. GG GG 🌮🤘🍕
Arin: *presses the button that gives a clear view of everything behind the car* "Well that's not useful" *reaches a section where you need to be aware of what's behind the car* "How am I supposed to do this??"
I was having a really really bad day. This helped me immensely, you have no idea. So I wanted to say thank you. I really appreciate you all and what you do. Whenever I watch your guys videos I have a great time. Thank you 🙂
Can we get an episode where Danny shows off his favorite parts of morrowwind? Like for sure not a full play through but he just mentions it enough that I wanna know what he loved about it. Like a highlight feel idk
*me casually watching pizza parking* "... back up camera..." "... back up camera!..." "................ BACK UP CAMERA!!!" *FLIPS COFFEE TABLE!* ok that's enough of that for tonight.
parking in philly is no one around you knows what you’re doing and you don’t either now and you’ve seen about 100 people come out of the four dunkins on this block and the car you’re trying to park behind has clipped into the road
I’ve had about 6 minutes left to watch on this video for so long that I forgot it existed. I clicked on it *to help me relax for sleep,* and I immediately realized my mistake. This is actual stress. It’s 6 am, and I can’t sleep. I have young onset Parkinson’s, and one of the symptoms is “paradoxical sleep,” which BLOWS
Haha, this is so dumb and I love it. I forgot to take my antidepressants yesterday so my mood has been a bit shit today but this perked me up. Thank you, Danny and Arnold.
dude... I fking tasted that burb. wtf...XD also that sweet fking "waa waa" sound is the best comb-breaker ever: a Cornet + end of plunger = pure joy also: yes & yes & yes
"Gently, gently."
**Immediately rams car behind**
Thank you, we watched the video too
@@pandacookie9943 and we all read that too comment...10 months ago 😂
~ I like the episode where Arin tries to parallel park for a looooonnng time ~
SimplySophieLou they haven’t yet found the cure for 30 bash wounds to the head
I hope your brain works good again little Billy
@@WildOhana 38*
I didn't understand why he didnt just change the camera angle to see how close he was to the 2nd car. :/
38 stab wound
Hello! Thanks for ordering from us! Your delivery driver is: Arnold. Expect him sometime within the next 12 hours.
This should be the new ad for Postmates
Ive waited exactly 18 hours and still haven't received my pizza
Or 12 seconds depending on his mood
property damage resulting from delivery drivers is not the responsibility of Pizza Party Co
Those guys, Danny and Arnold
Anyone else just say "screw parallel parking, I'll find a spot and walk"? I seriously hate it, especially when the streets are busy.
Only when the street is busy for me. I hate feeling rushed, and most everyone is so impatient on the road.
That's not always an option unfortunately.
I don't have power steering, so it's either find a place and walk, or hit people's cars and deal with insurance agents.
@@josephbrandenburg4373 You should prolly get that fixed if you haven't already, parking lots are hell without power steering, tho I'm sure you know that well by now lol
Right! And the thing about it is: how the fuck are you expected to hone those skills when failing to do it properly can result in thousands of dollars of damage? "You've got all kinds of room!" Well right, until I don't.
I imagine this being animated as a driving test, with Dan the instructor and Arin being the driver.
lol just wait
Arnold*
who's Aaron
Can't wait
You mean Arnold?
Arin: picks bus
me: sees the episode has 1 minute left. "I wonder how that's gonna go"
Let it be known: Arin actually did the tutorial.
Tbf, there wasn't an option to skip it
I'm shocked. -_-
this will go down in history
oh shiiiiiiit
Legendary
This is the most I've heard the wah wah in a long time.
As a former pizza guy, I approve this video and confirm it’s reality
Where I worked no one ever "parked" we just pulled into a spot where we blocked a minimal amount of drive space and ran that shit to where it goes
Ezra Dactyl tbh same im not gonna parallel park to hand someone a pie
Sugarcat But at point are you like “fuck this I’m ain’t trying to drive and park somewhere narrower than a half bathroom”?
TYFYS
Something about the buzzer sound effect whenever Arin hits something gets me...
Arin: I got this...
*beeeeeeeh!*
Dan: Well apparently not.
im seeing a lot of opportunity for a lovely gg animated featuring dan as a driving instructor and arin trying to get his license
LuigiMustache congrats
+1
“The controls are reversed when you’re in reverse!”
That’s how driving normally works
No, normally you still turn the way you turn your wheel.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 jokes on you. I have my full drivers licence
@@emskistay Uh oh...
Erectoralporicy The front of your car is going the opposite direction of where you’re turning. Thus is why it’s literally called reverse.
No, have you ever driven a car?
Is Dan both backseat driving and backseat gaming? The legends were true.
Pizza Parking is the Dark Souls of parking simulators.
Lmaoo
Park Souls
Well they finished neither so that’s the similarity
"Wow, amazing parking but, why is there asphalt on my pizza?"
The best topping.
Don't diss Arins new pizza creation. I heard it rocks.
I'll leave now
@@Ryucopasetic I love you.
Send your cutest delivery boy (the one who delivers)
So this is why my pizza's always late.
Or on time cus they gotta go fast
Maybe people shouldn't be leaving orange cones freakin' everywhere. God damn parents with their kids playing in the streets don't know how to set those damn things up right.
ya should be happy, some pizza places give late pizza for free.
@@MoonGuardian866 Haven't seen a place do that since I was a kid haha
@@MoonGuardian866 Not since like 1990
This video has taught me
That suzy is the one that drives
Not arin
A haiku:
This vid has taught me
Suzy is the one that drives
Rather than Arin
@@RemyJustice97 sighs lost an opportunity to say "It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
@@RemyJustice97 The beginning and end are supposed to rhyme, but you got the rest right.
@@nathanschmitz2302 The format you state? Quite incorrect for haiku. It's all syllabic.
@@QwertyRulz2 It is? Where did you learn that?
Dan: Gently
Arin: *floors it*
I love it when they're in a good mood. Sometimes you just KNOW that an episode is about to be good. It works both ways, though.
I'm 10 seconds in and I can already tell I'm in for a good time
Because Sonic
That burp really gets you excited for the episode
Anthony Hughes I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THE SAME EXACT THING
and by stage 3 all notions of that were decimated
Same here 😊
Guys, it only took 6 and a half years, but we finally found a game in which Arin "gets gud". All we needed was pizza and an obnoxious noise...
Yes, all you need is Pavlov.
I'd argue that some Mario Maker levels definitely count for him.
That sound trumpet noise is going to haunt Arin's dreams for the rest of his life.
Is a trombone 🐻
Don't you dare disrespect trombones in my presence.
Arin: *Immediately discards the zoom function which would help immensely with backing up*
Also Arin: Why is this so hard?
Definitely feel ready to get my license after watching this :)
ThatsCoolWithAshby good luck!! I believe in you :D
Good luck! Just stay calm and you'll be okay!
Man, this game game is super harsh and unrealistic. I don't hear horns or sirens until my 7th collision.
I gasp in terror whenever Arin repeatedly drops the pizza
He's supposed to have more caution with that kind of cargo, it's not some worthless infant!
Wild clicking noises
Death threats pile up
Please tell me Arin doesn't drive IRL
Pizza Time 🍕
When you take the phrase "Bouncing baby boy" too literally.
parts of this sound like a father teaching his son how to drive.
I'm getting parked while eating my own pizza!
😓😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
thank god someone made the joke
I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING CRAZY
"Im getting pizza while eating my own parked!"
No this can't be a 1 off you MUST finish this.
THIS NEEDS UPVOTING
When is Dan going to livestream Morrowind?
Absolutely.
Oh my god i would love that!
Yes
MOAR SPACE QUEST!
Hopefully he plays OpenMW for them 0 second load times
Dan: gentle
Arin: *rams into the front of the truck*
😂
😂
That opening reminds me of the olden days.
The golden age
Dan's first episode. Good times.
"Who left these cars here like this?!"
I like to imagine No Brakes Valet takes place in the same universe.
*SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, TOO FAYAST FOR THE NAKED EYE* this is gonna be a good episode
*Ewe
*HES THE FASTEST THING ALIEEEEEIVE*
*BUUUUUUURP*
Arin writes songs for sonic games now, he has one about big the cat too, lol
BEEEEELCH
Arin is the Pizza Boi!! He's the one who delivers!
Hello from 2020 it’s hell here BUT the opening to this episode still and will forever be one of my favorite Game Grumps moments. “Sawnic deh Hedgehawg too fest fo da naked aye”
Arin went from trash to top speedrunner the slower he went at the game
I'm worried my boy big cat here doesn't understand some basic driving skills.
You didn't realise that when he played EuroTruck Simulator?
The GentlemanPirate well to be fair driving a big pivot truck like that is a lot harder than just regular delivery car
He lives in LA, neither does anyone else on the road around him
That's because he has all those Uber codes
He probably hasn't driven a car more than twice a year for the last 5 years..
this went from incredibly frustrating to super satisfying real quick
This is the dark souls of pizza games
In 7 years of pizza delivery experience I've only had driving issues similar to that game play Once.. I had to back up all the way down a loooooong steep curvy cliff of a driveway in a 1972 Dodge Dart in the dark.. all because there was no room to turn around when I got to the top. GG GG 🌮🤘🍕
This is funny no matter how you slice it
No. Stop. Before i lolz. You a cheesy sense of humor
Badum. Tiss.
May I show you the door?
Boooo!
Thank you
Pls have this a series. This game is so much fun to watch
23 minutes of me hoping Arin will succeed but also 23 minutes of Arin failing like my parent’s marriage
Chase Brannock you don't have parents
YIKES 😬
You can tell it’s true because of their profile pic
arin dropping the pizza like my parents dropped me as a child
More like dropped you off at the daycare and never came back to pick you up.
"Zooming out may be useful in a later level."
Not this level though. This level doesn't need it at all.
17:59 "each day we stay farther from the light of God" lmaooo dan referencing one of my favorite memes
You've heard of Wii shovelware,
now get ready for
SWITCH SHOVELWARE, NOW WITH MORE MOTION CONTROLS!
Idunnno they make shovel ware look fun
Oh my dream... i rather play sonic boom
Marioman6446 just wait. Switch hasn't been out long enough
Eshop looks literally like Google play store
And more head tantrume
I'm the Pizza Boy! I'm the one who PARKS!!!
Waiting for the grumps to realize the camera "zooming" buttons are actually for looking behind you while you try to reverse into things. u_u;
Not that you have time for that in this game lol
Arin: *presses the button that gives a clear view of everything behind the car* "Well that's not useful" *reaches a section where you need to be aware of what's behind the car* "How am I supposed to do this??"
I was having a really really bad day. This helped me immensely, you have no idea. So I wanted to say thank you. I really appreciate you all and what you do. Whenever I watch your guys videos I have a great time. Thank you 🙂
"Arrow inside determine direction of the car at the end" - Double P
*P i z z a T i m e*
Yeah. A pizza does sound good.
To this day Pizza Time is the only porno I can watch.
AZZIZZIS GONNA FLIP OUT
A L W A Y S L A T E
"Just call me..." not being followed by Pizza Parker was a missed opportunity.
Florida man drives over literally everything
Can we get an episode where Danny shows off his favorite parts of morrowwind? Like for sure not a full play through but he just mentions it enough that I wanna know what he loved about it. Like a highlight feel idk
"Pizza dude's got 30 seconds."
Just came from the animation to watch this beautiful video again. :)
This is just what I needed after a long night of delivering pizza for Living
I've never wanted to see a game speedrun more. I have to imagine it'd be SO satisfying to watch
*This triggered flashbacks of Driver's Ed.*
Not for me. I graduated school in 1915 and cars weren't that common yet
Please make this a series. This was glorious.
*me casually watching pizza parking*
"... back up camera..."
"... back up camera!..."
"................ BACK UP CAMERA!!!"
*FLIPS COFFEE TABLE!*
ok that's enough of that for tonight.
*"This is like living in Philadelphia, doing parking like this..."*
Being a Philly born-and-bred native, I agree!
Ay, I was born and raised in WV. Boyfriend lives outside of Philly. I go up to visit. I thought I knew what traffic was. I did NOT.
parking in philly is no one around you knows what you’re doing and you don’t either now and you’ve seen about 100 people come out of the four dunkins on this block and the car you’re trying to park behind has clipped into the road
Yup.
So did Spider-Man work for a pizza place because he was a Parker?
GTFO, it was good but GTFO.
UGGGGH
i dun get it huuurrrrrrrrrrrr dddurrrr
Stop it... Get some help
Haha This is a good one
Every time Dan Laughs a Fairy is born-
I thought arin was a neronet processor; a thinking computer, but he cant even park a virtual car and I love every second of it.
I have a hard time believing that Aaron has a driver's license
**Arnold*
*Annie
*Amos
*Allah
@Roger Dodger that explains a lot
I wish there was an animation to this where Arin is taking driving lessons and Dan is his super chill driving instructor
4:45 its like hearing my dad teaching me how to park lmao
This one has made me laugh out loud the most of any recent grumps video. Wow. Love.
you THOUGHT
you werent going to watch arin parallel park for 7 minutes
Welcome to “Arin tries to parallel park for seven and a half minutes”!
I've been playing monster prom a ton lately so all I hear is scott taking his driver's test
Fun fact: Pizza is an acronym that stands for
Parallel
parkIng
iZ
Zuper
hArd
I wonder if this reminds Danny about his incident with the moving truck
I’m the Pizza Boy! I’m the one who delivers!!
I actually really want more episodes of this
4:35 I wasn't looking at the video for 10 seconds, and after this I had to come back to see if they are still playing Pizza Parking
Me: "...did Dan just casually quote one of the worse lyrics of all time?"
Arin: "You've got S-Club7 on your mind"
Me: "Huh. I guess he did."
I’ve had about 6 minutes left to watch on this video for so long that I forgot it existed. I clicked on it *to help me relax for sleep,* and I immediately realized my mistake. This is actual stress. It’s 6 am, and I can’t sleep. I have young onset Parkinson’s, and one of the symptoms is “paradoxical sleep,” which BLOWS
Alright but some of y'all have driveways like this. Tip your delivery drivers. Please.
Dan: I'm getting f***ed and eating my own parking/pizza
Me: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
It's so cute seeing Danny try to teach arin how to drive/ parrallel park lolol Big Daddy Danny teaching baby boy arin👨👦
there is a kink in it somewhere!
There’s nothing funnier than a moment of silence and intense concentration, followed by three rapid, successive “EHRN’s!”
Haha, this is so dumb and I love it. I forgot to take my antidepressants yesterday so my mood has been a bit shit today but this perked me up. Thank you, Danny and Arnold.
I can’t wait for speedrunners to beat this in less than 5 min
8:43 old hormone monster from "big mouth" lmfao
The plan was to watch this to unwind before bed. Now here I am more awake than ever, gritting my teeth while Arin tries to not fuck up
"Hello and welcome to the place for you to buy chiz pizza"
dude... I fking tasted that burb. wtf...XD
also that sweet fking "waa waa" sound is the best comb-breaker ever: a Cornet + end of plunger = pure joy
also: yes & yes & yes
Do we ever give Arin credit for being such a good gamer? You're the best Arin!
To be fair, Arin drives better than most in my nation, even with all the collisions. He could actually teach driving and improve our streets.
My least favorite arin trope is when he blames a game for being defective when he's just bad.
Hearing a fail buzzer...
Normal person: [Brakes]
Arin: [SLAMS on the gas pedal]
“The controls are reversed when you reverse i feel like thats a bad decision to make it like that”
Arin that is literally how real cars work.
0:08 WE DID IT BOIS. HE SAID THE FUCK WORD
Why did this make me tense up so much?