princessxy chill the heck out frickin Karen it was probably a joke u need to learn how to take a joke and also yes all lives matter of course and the joke was a little cruel but that’s no reason to use that type of language and get that upset over it
My sister walked into the room while i was watching this and thr croc heels pop up and she goes "oh dude i would definitely put those heels in sports mode and walk around" me "wtf😂"
11:53 Eww 🤮 I ain't drinking that candwich! Bro, what the heck man! Those cans looks disgusting 😷 I ain't buying that, such a waste of penny-lational coins or dollars idk?
Intro 0:00 Croc Heels 1:30 Masks 2:19 Remote Control Farting Bear 2:58 Toilet in The Elevator 4:00 Walking Your Dog 5:11 Scary Tree 6:01 Diet Water 6:44 Mountain Dew Bodywash Blast & Doritos Face Wash 7:23 Deep Dish Pizza 8:33 Justin Bieber Duct Tape 9:24 Fashion Batteries 9:56 Nutella Toilet Paper 10:43 Candwich 11:39 Steamed Rice On Your Nails 12:31 Just The Crust 12:57 Outro 13:45
@@mohraeeleskondws6759 School stands for six cruel hour of our lives Math stands for mental abuse to humans And Homework stands for half of my eneegy wasted on ranfom knowlegde!
No one: Matt: things that shouldn't exist Matt again: the crust tastes better than the bread ( said no one ever)XD Me: goes to food market, gets a refund for truly fake brand products that were sold.XD
@ZinxPlayz sorry I forgot to mention *NO HATE* lol I’m not a damn nine year old brat playing those damn fortnite games I don’t even like those shitty games
ZinxPlayz I’m 11 years old and I don’t care about those games because I’ve been watching old fnaf songs over and over for nostalgia ok geez don’t take shit seriously
Hold up, stop the hate! You guys don't get it, ppl say that they should be dead or should not exist! All I'm saying is that they should be alive! And gezz don't have to be so rude, My bad if it does not make sense..... I'm only a 10 year old!
(Yay I’m first) this is what we call “scary things that should never have been created but was still created anyways” Something that should not exist: Anxiety
@MTT Sports why the fuck would u subscribe to someone who just goes around like a fucking idiot spamming "cAn YoU sUbScRiBe To Me" it's fucking annoying
Wait did matt realized that when he'd said "the confusion is real, so is it a crock or a heal?" that he rhymed 🤔🤔lol he rhymes better than me Me: cries attempting to rhyme 😭😭
When you're getting pizza at the vending machine dangmattsmith come out of nowhere and said :get that outta here. And looking at him back and forth and dangmattsmith looks at you 😐
7:24 quick tutorial of how to become the MLG meme, First, while u are taking ur shower, use the body wash, and when u are washing ur face, use the doritos face wash. then, you should be eating doritos and drinking more Mountain Dew (this is unhealthy plz dont do this) and bam! you're a meme!
I will wear those laced up pants, the balloon masks, drink the "diet water", wash with the mtn dew and doreatos face wash, and eat the vending machine pizza before I touch those crocks heals, fart bear, that toilet vater, the fany pack dog, thr tree creature, the Justin Beiber duck tape, the fashion batteries, nutella toilet paper, and eat the canwich.
I'm dying laughing here 10:07 😂😂😂😂 Oh Man those are some cool looking batteries, your batteries got some style 10:32 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I feel like these batteries are just like gonna explode soon as you start to use them
Who's better
Like: dangmattsmith
Comment: sniperwolf
Bothhh
Both
@@joeknox2681 trucking simp
Both
Both
Me: *bored in quarantine*
Notification: Dangmattsmi-
Me: *rushes to RUclips*
flytywalt can u just stop comment every comment to sub to you and shut the f up
@flytywalt i can sub but i wont
#That’sMe
yo bro dude he’s a child
@flywalt sure
Someone: does something risky
Matt: *W H I T E P E O P L E*
@@Sean_the_husky the fuck?!
@@Sean_the_husky #alllivesmatter
@@theprincessxy Ok karen chill
Bruh xd
princessxy chill the heck out frickin Karen it was probably a joke u need to learn how to take a joke and also yes all lives matter of course and the joke was a little cruel but that’s no reason to use that type of language and get that upset over it
This man makes everything funny, good job matt 😂
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE SOME TIMES I LAUGH SOO HARD I NEARLY CAN'T TALK
Same
Dangmattsmith: you can't trust kids anymore
His viewers: Literally kids
@flytywalt NO
flytywalt ur back here again lol
flytywalt you prob don’t remember me
Lol I relate
Can I get a, sub
Me: Enters
Matt: YEAAH IM READDYYY
Shoelace Jeans: Exists
Matt: oH-
Me: I get the feeling I'm not going to like what I see in the future
Lol
Hahaha
Rin Inuyasha SAME XD
I’m pretty sure those shoelace jeans are from 2010 though
Eri the saved child no
My sister walked into the room while i was watching this and thr croc heels pop up and she goes "oh dude i would definitely put those heels in sports mode and walk around" me "wtf😂"
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Pink and blue
If your sister said that to you then your sister is probably weird my sister ain’t weird though so
@@dalphamax ur mommmmmm
Ya I was just thinking that 😂😂😂
YOU BETTER GET THAT OUTA HERE" literally best line ever I'm dead😂💖
11:53 Eww 🤮 I ain't drinking that candwich!
Bro, what the heck man! Those cans looks disgusting 😷
I ain't buying that, such a waste of penny-lational coins or dollars idk?
Nobody wants this disgusting stupidly candwich????
Llike what the hell!
I actually want that Mountain Dew body wash
For you to taste lol
Right?
Me too
@Lego Bricks Ummmmm its a body wash NOT A SODA
I see you are a man of culture as well
When he said things that shouldn't exist like me that hit hard I felt that just me.. Okay then
Same
You suck
Arianna Patton you better than that!
when he said that i could rlly relate at that moment
@@J_The_comedy_guy how does she suck dumbass
2015 : *"We will have flying cars!"*
2020 : *"This is a better idea than flying cars."* 0:09
Shirley Beth Anderson wow
Omg LMAO
POV: your crush likes your mountain dew and your CRAZY IN LOVE
Mountain Dew Body wash: hello
Matt: I'm gonna give this guy another roast.
Me: that was Willow Smith, wearing those lace up pant shoes
Was it actually?
Memey fluff Huh yeah it was, if you look up willow smith kcas 2010 then you'll see her in these pants
Serafina Fool I saw the image OML that’s so weird
I saw the pic too I like the pants
Lol
Flamingo when he see’s someone that’s lying about him dying:
Him: I wish
Edit: ty for the likes!!
I haven't watched that yet
@@KidAli_ 😧 why?
√ \
Flamingo cool guy
Wrong channel mi amigos
@@wiktoriaharasiuk3698 I've been watching other stuff think noodles azzyland sketch dangmattsmith gloom moesargi omargosh TV those RUclipsrs
DangMattSmith: Things that should not exist
Me: Oh I should comment like me
DangMattSmith: like me
... BOI YOU BETTER GET THAT OUTTA HERE
Matt you deserve to exist you are what makes me happy everyday
Regular Water: 0 calories
Diet Water: -150 calories
Wait
vice versa i think
Use diet water to lose weight instantly!
Warning: If you drink to much, your mass will turn to 0 and you will become energy forever.
*Hold up-*
XD truth but it’s -828388828181823471673 calories
Title: Things that should not exist
Me: You mean like my bully’s face
MMMMMMMMHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
yep.
Same
Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your bully got roasted
Hi dangmattsmith I hope I can be like you one day Love Motse
I just can't get enough of Matt's videos man 😂
Same
Intro 0:00
Croc Heels 1:30
Masks 2:19
Remote Control Farting Bear 2:58
Toilet in The Elevator 4:00
Walking Your Dog 5:11
Scary Tree 6:01
Diet Water 6:44
Mountain Dew Bodywash Blast & Doritos Face Wash 7:23
Deep Dish Pizza 8:33
Justin Bieber Duct Tape 9:24
Fashion Batteries 9:56
Nutella Toilet Paper 10:43
Candwich 11:39
Steamed Rice On Your Nails 12:31
Just The Crust 12:57
Outro 13:45
matt- you’ll be coming out smelling like u we’re in quarantine
Me- we is in quarantine lol
Like if u realized that to
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NAH,we aint in quarantine
We on lockdown but we can go places like McDonald's burger king
You look like willsmith
ㅗㄷㅛ!
I'm a fan
Things that should not exist:
-School (me)
- Ok; Get That Out of here (Matt)
Bru cuz of the corona virus 🦠 I want o to go back to school cuz I am stuck in my house
@@mohraeeleskondws6759 School stands for six cruel hour of our lives
Math stands for mental abuse to humans
And Homework stands for half of my eneegy wasted on ranfom knowlegde!
True
Rainbow_QUËËN OvO energy* Random*
😂😂
This is how many time dangmattsmith said *”GeT thAt OutTa HeRe”*
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Only 28 ur wrong boi
Jose Mari 28 boiii he says it like 10000000 times
KingPixelYT she just wants likes give her likes
Like begger
It's only 28 your WRONG BOI
This man makes everything funny `good job Matt 🤣 😂
Super facts
0:22 Matt I don’t think you’re out of style that was kids choice awards 2010🤣🤣🤣
I saw that too
Gary McArdle I don’t get it
No one:
Matt: things that shouldn't exist
Matt again: the crust tastes better than the bread ( said no one ever)XD
Me: goes to food market, gets a refund for truly fake brand products that were sold.XD
👎👎👎👎👎👎👎🔝
Usually a person who still uses “XD” makes me cringe and makes me think They still play Roblox
@@florenciabuw3736 your probably a 9 year old kid who still plays Fortnite
@ZinxPlayz sorry I forgot to mention *NO HATE* lol I’m not a damn nine year old brat playing those damn fortnite games I don’t even like those shitty games
ZinxPlayz I’m 11 years old and I don’t care about those games because I’ve been watching old fnaf songs over and over for nostalgia ok geez don’t take shit seriously
All lives matter✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
Word
You forget minions ✊
I support
👨🏿🌾
Said it right
0:42 you exist to make our lives better and brighter ❤️
I hope everyone stays well during these hard times
I hope you stay well to
Your videos help me get through hard days keep up the great work
E and the rest is a great 👍
My mom: I’m telling you boi your gonnna watch that dang man
Me: no I’m not!
(1:minute later)
Me: *watches this video*
Moral: must have that SW-AG
Joe Flores *your stupid*
@Joe Flores your spuid
Kailey Schaper lmao you spelled stupid wrong 😂
@@BratzFan730 oof im not great at spellin
Kailey Schaper it’s ok lol
Pink and green for sure 🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚🩷💚
11:43 Canned bread! This town is great! -Squidward
Some people: When Matt says things that should not exist, I say me.
Me: Uno reverse card úwù
Thats not true
HOW DARE YOU
Skye Aril you bitch
Hold up, stop the hate!
You guys don't get it, ppl say that they should be dead or should not exist! All I'm saying is that they should be alive! And gezz don't have to be so rude, My bad if it does not make sense..... I'm only a 10 year old!
Reverse back at you
Doesn’t matter if you’re white or black, you still love this guy
Fr
I’m not a psychopath but the crust is the best part of the sandwich in my opinion.
Title: Things that shouldn’t exist
Dangmattsmith: Like me😭😭😭😭
Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally dying of laughter
Just subscribed! You’re so fun to watch. And unlike lots of other RUclipsrs, you don’t get bland or boring
They are not he brings up offensive subjects
@@IMTHEDOG09 their jokes
@@Sese_. they are still offensive
@@IMTHEDOG09 not for me but ok
@@Sese_. E
(Yay I’m first) this is what we call “scary things that should never have been created but was still created anyways”
Something that should not exist: Anxiety
I Hope you have 1000 likes and 1 million subscribers
Literally every time damgmattsmith
Racism, discrimination
I guess the toilet in the elevator is when you’re stuck in the elevator or something
solyana tewelde I guess :|
Yes, but imagine the toilet water spilling and splashing when it’s normally going up/down
T I’m N
LOL!!!!!!!
How would they unplugged the toilet 🚽 I will be stinky😷
Love how he says all lives matter God bless him
Ok
Not ALL lives matter
@@thexman4195 shut up
@Akira eat your words because I’m talking about the bad people
@@thexman4195 all lives matter even bad people. eat YOUR words you 12 year old
Thanks dangmattsmith you always make me happy when I'm sad
7:07 that's actually a thing in like Japan I think
Ikr, atually some of the water arent good
No it’s a scam lmao
@@fxmika5937 actually no, some water has cymicals and stuff that isnt healthy
Ye I think there's some bacteria or something in regular water
@@House_0f_Thrills some water cause cavities and things like that, they have sugars that isnt an actual sugar even if its not on the ingredients
No views and 105 likes I- 💀
Things that should never exist: ME
Lil can you sub to me?
Uno reverse card
@MTT Sports why the fuck would u subscribe to someone who just goes around like a fucking idiot spamming "cAn YoU sUbScRiBe To Me" it's fucking annoying
Things that never existed: the views
Things that existed: the likes
@@blackcat5360 Fr this guy copies Matt’s video ideas and thumb nails 😂
6:38 that looks a little like a scary mermaid i saw on a wall once
O.O
.,. O.O👻(*﹏*;)┌(・。・)┘♪(･o･;) (☉｡☉)!ヽ(｡◕o◕｡)ﾉ.(✿☉｡☉)(✿☉｡☉)(⑉⊙ȏ⊙)
Matt, you do a great job with your videos, you make me happy, thanks for your humor, matt❤
Am I the Only One Thinking That Just The Crust Would Go Great With Candwich?
Matt: That bears plotting to take your wallet
Me who has no money anyways
Sameee
Yup, those should never exist
Who is watching from home because the Coronavirus?
Moi
flytywalt i subbed
Me
Evenryone is watching cauze oudside theres not even wifi
Umm we all are, this video was uploaded DURING the Coronavirus
Has anyone read a comment and thought “dang! Why didn’t I think of that?”
Dang why didnt I think of this
@Roblox Mustard why didn’t I think of that?
Kevin M why didn’t i think of that?
Why didn't I think of that
@@blazekidninjaboy why didn't I think of that
“Things that should not exist”
Coronavirus has been real quiet since this came out
Lol love your comment!
You get a crown for this comment
XD
@@imkewler_thanu ikr
@Ghazal Ghaith xd
Wait did matt realized that when he'd said "the confusion is real, so is it a crock or a heal?" that he rhymed 🤔🤔lol he rhymes better than me
Me: cries attempting to rhyme 😭😭
its heel bruh not heal -_-
Ok
It’s heel not heal
#Alllivesmatter ✊🏾✊🏿✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊
When you're getting pizza at the vending machine dangmattsmith come out of nowhere and said :get that outta here. And looking at him back and forth and dangmattsmith looks at you 😐
😂
Yea
I got more jokes like this if you search around the public coments
Me: watching anime
Dangmattsmith: posts vid
Me: Bye anime :>
Mystic gaming 24 lol dat how it be tho
@DArK-NovA eXceL yah i was watchin hyouka and then received a notification and saw dangmattsmith post a vid and i was like goodbye anime qwq
@DArK-NovA eXceL what anime were u watching tho? Im curious
@DArK-NovA eXceL oh u watcg beyblade well its fine actually coz i also watch sometimes
@DArK-NovA eXceL what episodes are u on tho
Things that shouldn’t exist
( me) corns virus 🦠
This thing could not exist
😄😅😉 Funny
It doesn't exist
@@x-plosiveexplosions5519 I don't know if you're doing memes but
you STOOPID
*corns* virus
there are about 100,000 viruses we dont know but there are no species of corns virus
0:41 don’t worry matt i was never ment to exist either 😢
I know you never ment to exist
NOBODY:
DANGMATTSMITH WHEN HE'S SEE A WORD BLACK:RACIST!
SORRY MY ENGLISH BAD
GAJELAS STUDIO it’s fine
I can tell..
@@Darthbuddy i can tell that im taller than you
@@theresnotinginherenotevena9013 ok why are you bringing height into this 🤦
Cartoon Cat actually your probably right. I’m short ;-;
Me:getting the hammer
Mom :what are u doing with the hammer
Me: smashing the like button
Mom:OOOMMMGGGG
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Lol
:( lol
hahahahahhaha
Lmao
Those croc/heels look like something barbie would wear.
The first one be like:
When you go to your girlfriends house and she says take off your shoes before you walk in
😂😂
The first one was Jojo siwa
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:24 quick tutorial of how to become the MLG meme, First, while u are taking ur shower, use the body wash, and when u are washing ur face, use the doritos face wash. then, you should be eating doritos and drinking more Mountain Dew (this is unhealthy plz dont do this) and bam! you're a meme!
Ahahahhh!
Things that should not exist:
Me.
And buffering ads.
Anna Stevenson And my channel
@@bananapowers85 pop star
And attention seeker
And squid sharks that Does not exist at all bummer
@@no8261 and godzila and me burning godzilla
I can’t get enough of his jokes😂
"Just The Crust" is the funniest thing on here. Enough said.
I dont agree :)
@@jyots831 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your right
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That’s funny
Dangmattsmith: all lives matter.
Hitler:Oh ok then
_n o. We do not need to go down that path-_
Me, a jew: 😳
Stalin: gulag Time
That MTN and doritos thing made me laugh so hard 🤣
Ima look on amazon and if i find them ima buy em lol
@@zendornoD1crashout get help
@@redbeardaquatics9936 no that's why I put the milk first bro
13:15 he really be using that "Nutella toilet paper" bread p🤣🤣🤣
I haven't watched you in agesss man😂😂😂always made my day watching you
Saaaaame
Good
9:01 does anyone else feel a bit weirded out by the fact that pizza from a vending machine is called Tombstone
I did not see that- Omg- wow- I was not expecting that-
Dogey
Doge
You should exist because everyone loves you
Nobody:
Girls: mm you smell good with that Doritos face wash!
THAT US GROSS. SO GET THAT OUTTA HERE
Thank you so much Bf see you later bye.
I'll pass
What I'm a girl I don't think that Dorito face wash would smell nice...
@@imkewler_thanu yeah it would smell weird =(
6:38 that tree looks like a this is Svengoolie⚰️🧛
I will wear those laced up pants, the balloon masks, drink the "diet water", wash with the mtn dew and doreatos face wash, and eat the vending machine pizza before I touch those crocks heals, fart bear, that toilet vater, the fany pack dog, thr tree creature, the Justin Beiber duck tape, the fashion batteries, nutella toilet paper, and eat the canwich.
Chevy Reum comment on my recent video pls
Black 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
Lol I laughed out loud when he said “it’s a creel” 🤣🤣🤣
I just realized you basically said "laughing out loud I laughed out loud" LMAO 😭
@@foreverjimins it's laugh out loud
@@Davidlalremruotint I okay 😐
Blue
Blue
I'm dying laughing here
10:07 😂😂😂😂
Oh Man those are some cool looking batteries, your batteries got some style
10:32 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like these batteries are just like gonna explode soon as you start to use them
Same 😂
No one:
Not a single soul:
Matt: GET THAT OUTTA HERE
what does not a single soul: mean?
My fav color is teal/cyan!❤❤❤
Him trying to be respectful: if you have crocs that's cool
What he wanted to say: if you have crocs throw them in the trash and burn them
Kathie Vagg LOL!!!😂
Things that should not exist
Number 1
DangmattSmith haters
Get that outta here
That's true
Good idea
Dangmattsmith: we all deserve to live
Me: do I? Do I really tho?😂🤣😑🙃
Yeah um my "friends" treat meh like trash
@@percettacorprew645 I feel that... after a few years I found at 3 people who I am really happy with
Yes
imagine eating JUST the crust and throwing away the bread as if the bread was the crust
Mountain Dew and dorito’s body wash, time to smell like MLG.
@@rakhmatprasetia6817 wat?
@@rakhmatprasetia6817 speak up pls
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who else is exited that u clicked on this video before 10 minutes after the video is posted
Yeah I know
Here after 2 years
@@5bzzRS Yas queen.
@@5bzzRS same
@@5bzzRS me too
I cant get enough of this guy😂😂
My favorite color is cyan🦋
When I met just a craft no we’re talking about pizza crust do you need to know that I think your girlfriend even know that
They have those vending machine in Japan the vending machines are called hot foods
Jessie Campbell ok
That so random
Rayon Tyler ok
Matt: all life matters
Me: WHAT ABOUT DONALD TRUMP
YAH DONALD IS THE WORST
LEGENDARY TYRANTRUM u are so right May God bless America by the time the year done Donald trump is goin
I mean I don’t like donald trump but that is just rude
sure donalds not the greatest at all and we could do better but bruuuu
Stupid
They're all beautiful
🧑🏻👩🏻🧑🏼👩🏼🧑🏽👩🏽🧑🏾👩🏾🧑🏿👩🏿
The crust on bread actually tastes good
Disgusting
10:57 bro I was just finished eating Nutella with bread
This is how many times he said get that outta here
l
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7:43 They need to get that outta there
Just one of Matt's videos lights up my day😂😂
:43 Awwww its ok everyone has a reason for existance
Dangmattsmith makes me smile when I watch him
Same he makes me smile and laugh
🤟🗡🤯🦍
Anyone notice mr.hanky at 4:10