GOOGLING Things You Should NEVER GOOGLE

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @yeetanddelete1283
    @yeetanddelete1283 4 года назад +197

    Dangsmith: dont google these things!!!
    Me: **uses internet Explorer**

  • @kerbieanneignacio4061
    @kerbieanneignacio4061 4 года назад +485

    "If bed bugs live in your bed, do cockroaches live in your...?"
    -dangmattsmith2020

  • @angelverduzco2526
    @angelverduzco2526 4 года назад +206

    Corona virus : exists, dangmattsmith : you better get that outta here

    • @notoriousrome5985
      @notoriousrome5985 4 года назад +10

      ladies and gentlemen we did it coronavirus is no more

    • @ckfan1351
      @ckfan1351 4 года назад +2

      Pretty sure you need to be making money from youtube to be able to call yourself a "RUclipsr".

    • @tiyonamoitra6103
      @tiyonamoitra6103 4 года назад +1

      GET THAT OUT OF HERE-dangmattsmith 2020

    • @foxqueen0632
      @foxqueen0632 4 года назад +2

      Flu has killed more people than the corona virus so there really is nothing to worry about unless you already have it

    • @daxbrown987
      @daxbrown987 4 года назад +1

      ref.inboxdollar.co/Daxbrown get 25 dollars for signing up

  • @ParisRose-lr5ti
    @ParisRose-lr5ti Год назад +4

    Cockroaches live behind refrigerators,sinks,motors,microwaves, and that's it. And major appliances.

  • @realdoinky
    @realdoinky 4 года назад +103

    Just stumbled to this video, did not regret.

  • @boobs3532
    @boobs3532 4 года назад +4739

    who is stuck at home because of Corona virus raise your hand:

    Edit:thank u for the likes ❤️😘and merry Christmas🎄🎅

    • @leonhennessy9516
      @leonhennessy9516 4 года назад +50

      🙋‍♂️

    • @carleeschulte2108
      @carleeschulte2108 4 года назад +32

      🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

    • @stewiefamilyguy
      @stewiefamilyguy 4 года назад +23

      🙋‍♂️

    • @Penguii_47
      @Penguii_47 4 года назад +24

      🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ :(

    • @sockcheese5887
      @sockcheese5887 4 года назад +15

      🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️

  • @ThatGuy-er5yt
    @ThatGuy-er5yt 4 года назад +128

    “drinking water makes you need to pee”
    Jesus Christ u might as well be a doctor at this point

    • @thecatsnailthing2332
      @thecatsnailthing2332 4 года назад +3

      Gordon Ramsay every sixty seconds is a minute in africa.

    • @batgoatbetta
      @batgoatbetta 4 года назад

      why tf I see you more often than Justin Y. well maybe there’s more people that have that log in

    • @blackghost5062
      @blackghost5062 4 года назад +1

      The cat snail thing we know

    • @boombam1141
      @boombam1141 4 года назад

      @@thecatsnailthing2332 Oh my god, your a genius

    • @tammylong8518
      @tammylong8518 4 года назад

      The cat snail thing, is it really??

  • @aliccoop33
    @aliccoop33 2 года назад +7

    5:37
    dang matt smith keeps the channel family-friendly

  • @KeyingEspidosa
    @KeyingEspidosa 4 года назад +57

    Me: blue waffles are dangerous.
    China: corona virus is dangerous.

  • @Wymillll
    @Wymillll 4 года назад +176

    Dangmattsmith: don’t search these things.
    Also Dangmattsmith: *searches these things*

  • @evatilley7946
    @evatilley7946 4 года назад +145

    Matt: *not wearing his own Merch in the video*
    Everyone: IMPOSSIBLE

  • @sjojo23
    @sjojo23 2 года назад +5

    3:15 Look at the koala caption🫥 AY AY- FAMILY FRIENDLY

  • @sundrop3110
    @sundrop3110 4 года назад +72

    “Why”
    me: *WHY DOES KACCHAN NOT EXIST*

  • @generalgrievous4049
    @generalgrievous4049 4 года назад +107

    Matt when searching them: aww that’s okay
    Matt a second later: *EWWWW That’s gross!!*

    • @Danteblade
      @Danteblade 4 года назад +2

      Ok then

    • @ayjazhussain9058
      @ayjazhussain9058 4 года назад +3

      Me: hello there
      you: general kenobi.

    • @austinblake6376
      @austinblake6376 3 года назад

      you all prolly dont give a shit but does anybody know of a trick to log back into an instagram account..?
      I was stupid lost the password. I would love any help you can offer me.

    • @jacedash8956
      @jacedash8956 3 года назад

      @Austin Blake Instablaster ;)

    • @austinblake6376
      @austinblake6376 3 года назад

      @Jace Dash Thanks so much for your reply. I found the site on google and Im in the hacking process atm.
      Takes a while so I will reply here later when my account password hopefully is recovered.

  • @MTGtheofficial
    @MTGtheofficial 4 года назад +57

    Me: search hairless animals and goes to google images.
    Also me: *This is fine.*

  • @Mia-by4hx
    @Mia-by4hx 2 года назад +14

    the "ahhhhhhhh" just made me die from laughter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lizziedormann
    @lizziedormann 4 года назад +461

    i think everyone know what blue waffle is at this point😂

    • @littleo4844
      @littleo4844 4 года назад +38

      I didn't Exactly know and I Searched it Up😰...I Regret that!😂😭🤣

    • @caidenporter6618
      @caidenporter6618 4 года назад +12

      Who doesnt

    • @caidenporter6618
      @caidenporter6618 4 года назад +18

      Its ladys choo choo

    • @MadGaming_TV
      @MadGaming_TV 4 года назад +19

      @@caidenporter6618 choo choo
      I'm dead😂😂

    • @_CoolSwag69_
      @_CoolSwag69_ 4 года назад +9

      Lizzie Dorman
      I regret looking it up...

  • @sylandowdyer3114
    @sylandowdyer3114 4 года назад +116

    Don’t google Blue Waffle. There is just things that don’t need to be seen. I can’t unsee it😫
    I said not to google it and all y’all google it

    • @Supercell-qz6et
      @Supercell-qz6et 4 года назад +9

      Legendary Legend i am scarred for life cuh of blue waffles

    • @deborahcampbell3857
      @deborahcampbell3857 4 года назад +6

      So I was curious about the blue waffle and now I've seen something that I wish I could unsee 😐😶😮😦😧😨😱

    • @Supercell-qz6et
      @Supercell-qz6et 4 года назад +5

      @@deborahcampbell3857 f to pay respects

    • @angelavalos6280
      @angelavalos6280 4 года назад +2

      Bruh moment

    • @deborahcampbell3857
      @deborahcampbell3857 4 года назад +2

      I'm just gunna press f for myself 'f'

  • @HcazZach
    @HcazZach 4 года назад +57

    8:06
    I wish he saw the *"why does my husband wear panties"* 😂

    • @HcazZach
      @HcazZach 4 года назад +2

      @魏子掦3c 24 re

    • @HcazZach
      @HcazZach 4 года назад +2

      @魏子掦3c 24 er

    • @HcazZach
      @HcazZach 4 года назад +2

      @魏子掦3c 24 ㅤ

    • @HcazZach
      @HcazZach 4 года назад +2

      @魏子掦3c 24 メ

    • @reqwashere7370
      @reqwashere7370 3 года назад +2

      Sammmme

  • @ICanFreestyleHBU
    @ICanFreestyleHBU 8 месяцев назад +2

    "THAT IS SOME STRAIGHT UP RASICISM IN HERE" I ALMOST DIED

  • @xHVNLYx
    @xHVNLYx 4 года назад +49

    Nobody
    Nobody at all:
    Dangmattsmith: "If bed bugs live in your beds do cockroaches live in your..."

    • @p1umped132
      @p1umped132 4 года назад +2

      Lives in hair like ticks

    • @corrupt2459
      @corrupt2459 4 года назад +2

      Cockroaches live in your ummm ding a ling you know like 🍆

    • @unoh_h
      @unoh_h 4 года назад +4

      Do butterfly’s live in butter????!!!!

    • @shotgun5174
      @shotgun5174 4 года назад +2

      NO

    • @shotgun5174
      @shotgun5174 4 года назад +1

      @James Battle, III get that unholy crap out of here

  • @xxiroxxthepurplewolf1216
    @xxiroxxthepurplewolf1216 4 года назад +103

    Me: *tries to smack like button*
    Me: *accidentally hits dislike button*
    Life: AHHHHH PANIC!!!!
    Me: *Never smacks it again *
    And yes I changed it to like uwu

    • @kbrant1519
      @kbrant1519 4 года назад +1

      Uwu huh

    • @jamesbigland3759
      @jamesbigland3759 4 года назад +1

      Hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ronswanson7371
      @ronswanson7371 4 года назад

      No uwu

    • @emiliyauribe4345
      @emiliyauribe4345 4 года назад

      {XxiroxX} the purple wolf u can actually press like button again if you press dislike

    • @melia.claire
      @melia.claire 4 года назад +1

      YAY NEVER PRESS DISLIKE BUTTON AGAIN BE CAREFUL AND PECISE WITH YOUR FINGERS

  • @neilapuchi616
    @neilapuchi616 4 года назад +108

    “What do I do if a ginger kid bites me?”
    Matt: “Same thing u do when anyone bites u”
    Me: Slap u to the moon~ U can play among the stars~
    Sorry, idk why I am like this ;-;

    • @YourAverageTruf
      @YourAverageTruf 4 года назад +3

      Hey I got you your first like

    • @peacepebblecoshocton4113
      @peacepebblecoshocton4113 4 года назад +2

      Hey I'm with you man

    • @xavier4565
      @xavier4565 4 года назад +3

      Top 10 things I HATE:
      1: Top 10 lists
      2: Peopl who cant spel correctly
      3: Peopl who edit comments
      4: Peopl who add an s to things that do not needs a s
      5: Peopl who use the word "hate"
      6: Peopl who have animals as they're pfp
      7: Peopl who post comments on RUclips
      8: Peopl who use 'a' instead of 'an' when needed. A amazingly annoying thing.
      9: peopl who use the wrong form of there, their or they're.
      10: Peopl who contradict themselves.

    • @itzpuglord9642
      @itzpuglord9642 4 года назад +1

      Bye da way IM GINGER SO THAT ISN’T VERY NICE MATT!!!!!!!!!

    • @itzpuglord9642
      @itzpuglord9642 4 года назад

      Just a turtle with internet access LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!!!!!!!!!

  • @markbark3333
    @markbark3333 2 года назад +1

    DangMattSmith: "I was used to poo every 4 days"
    Me: "I was used to poo every day"

  • @CallGrey
    @CallGrey 4 года назад +41

    The clock spider is nice when you’re nice too them

    • @s.d3263
      @s.d3263 4 года назад +1

      Claire Q well maybe they was starving but dont kill it even if i bites you for life

    • @s.d3263
      @s.d3263 4 года назад +1

      Claire Q and in the UK they are harmless

    • @khoale4511
      @khoale4511 4 года назад +1

      What if spider thought your mean

    • @allanahbunn8058
      @allanahbunn8058 4 года назад +1

      I hate spiders. They scare me

    • @CallGrey
      @CallGrey 4 года назад +1

      Khoa Le then he bides you

  • @jacob_stay_frosty2821
    @jacob_stay_frosty2821 4 года назад +63

    Dangmattsmith: says coronavirus
    RUclips: That's illegal

  • @sabinabina2076
    @sabinabina2076 4 года назад +79

    The hairless animal that he said “isn’t real”, is actually a BLACK bear, found in the area where people kill its food a lot so it lost weight n lost it’s hair due to stress.

  • @CarlosBoss2009
    @CarlosBoss2009 Год назад +4

    9:59 this scene killed me

  • @erix1748
    @erix1748 4 года назад +21

    5:41 DangSmith: if bed bugs live in your bed then cockroaches live in 😱

    • @egg2825
      @egg2825 4 года назад +3

      You're co...
      Couch

    • @0000.SEVENN
      @0000.SEVENN 4 года назад +1

      Ya they live in our socks 😂 ik that was not wat ya ment!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @crystalleecrystallee2356
      @crystalleecrystallee2356 4 года назад +1

      @@egg2825

    • @CasualBritishCat
      @CasualBritishCat Год назад

      No he ment C O C K. yea the chicken.. Just the chicken... Yea.. He.. He.. He

    • @danamh9874
      @danamh9874 Месяц назад +1

      Your cock

  • @scotch-tape7965
    @scotch-tape7965 4 года назад +36

    Me: is half Irish ☘️
    My friends: So YoU GOt BeER RUnNiN ThroUGH YeR vAiNS????
    Me: 🤦‍♀️

  • @sharondingle1607
    @sharondingle1607 4 года назад +110

    5:38 the cockroach part killed me I died of laughter. I went around showing my whole family that part

  • @valentinabeato7829
    @valentinabeato7829 Год назад +1

    Bro, I was WHEEZING when he made that joke LOL🤣

  • @AviahWashington
    @AviahWashington 4 года назад +29

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Dangmattsmith: *chair 6 feet away from keyboard*

  • @loloalmalki7175
    @loloalmalki7175 4 года назад +42

    me: chillin in the bed
    me: sees the bed bugs
    me also: JUMPS VERY FAST OUTTA THE BED*

  • @alyszqttt
    @alyszqttt 3 года назад +64

    "If bed bugs live in your bed, do cockroaches live in your...?"
    Im done with the internet 🤣

  • @JAMESLORDTHE7TH
    @JAMESLORDTHE7TH 2 года назад +1

    The "terrified of Chinese people" result probably got removed for a problem that many people are concerned about nowadays

  • @cayben8865
    @cayben8865 4 года назад +29

    0:01 "I am extremely scared of Chinese people"
    Lemme guess, COVID19?

    • @floofchild6085
      @floofchild6085 4 года назад +2

      Most likely.

    • @nickagar835
      @nickagar835 4 года назад +2

      U are a bitch for being racist fuck u I’m Asian and chineses myself so stfu

    • @garywatkins6110
      @garywatkins6110 4 года назад +1

      It's not just Asians I guarantee one of every ethnicity has it thats kinda racist man.

    • @citrinekitsune4116
      @citrinekitsune4116 4 года назад +1

      @@nickagar835 how is it racist. They probably didn't mean to offend you no need to be rude about it.

    • @cayben8865
      @cayben8865 4 года назад +1

      @@nickagar835 when was I racist xD

  • @6hamstergirl396
    @6hamstergirl396 3 года назад +73

    The amount of times he said 'poop' in this vid had me on the ground laughing XD

  • @100ksubscriberswithoutanyv7
    @100ksubscriberswithoutanyv7 4 года назад +71

    Why can’t I own a canadian?
    Canadians: *Scared Canadian Noises*

    • @panda1108
      @panda1108 4 года назад +2

      Can I get a hundred thousand subs without any vids I am terrified

    • @jonny6638
      @jonny6638 4 года назад +3

      because Canadians are dangerous. here are some tips. 1, if you don't have maple syrup, bagged milk, or ketchup chips, the Canadian will not be passive, but hostile. 2, unlike bears, we hibernate in the summer, but come out occasionally. but most importantly, 3, if you think ketchup chips are bad, stay away from all Canadians. You may ask, "why should i trust you?", here's the answer. i am a Canadian. please take my advise.

    • @deerlalake
      @deerlalake 4 года назад +2

      @@jonny6638 me a Canadian out here not liking ketchup chips

    • @LaxmikanthMukund
      @LaxmikanthMukund 4 года назад +1

      Can I get a hundred thousand subs without any vids I’m Canadian

    • @omarmao4703
      @omarmao4703 4 года назад

      I'm Canadian

  • @Thebestsisters69
    @Thebestsisters69 6 месяцев назад +1

    The "Why do I have" One said "Hair on my butt" for me😂😂🤣🤣

  • @The_Official_Optimar
    @The_Official_Optimar 4 года назад +16

    Words of the the century, “If bed bugs live in your bed then that means cockroaches live in your-, ok nope nope we’re done here.”

  • @pgjosiah
    @pgjosiah 4 года назад +48

    “If bed bugs live in beds, then do cockroaches live in.........”
    -dangmattsmith 2020

  • @Therealistakrap
    @Therealistakrap 4 года назад +31

    Nobody:
    Not a single sole,:
    DangSmith: RACISM, DISCRIMINATION, WHITE PRIVILEGE.

  • @ethanorr256
    @ethanorr256 Год назад +2

    9:28 teletubbies...
    RUN

  • @vanilla6088
    @vanilla6088 4 года назад +53

    “I am *extremely terrified of chinese people* “
    Chinese People: Are we a joke to you?

    • @unknownblackness8752
      @unknownblackness8752 4 года назад +3

      Welp I'm Chinese =>=

    • @jsusannes8919
      @jsusannes8919 4 года назад

      Crystal legendary wolf you are scary because you killed one of my dads friends

    • @internetexplorer7143
      @internetexplorer7143 4 года назад

      @Crystal legendary wolf 我也是

    • @chasethegamer3938
      @chasethegamer3938 4 года назад +2

      Yes you are a joke to me ur idiots eat bats and kill 1000’s of people you idiots

    • @justsomerobotickrabwithint9326
      @justsomerobotickrabwithint9326 4 года назад +1

      Chasergaming69, why are you being racist? Just because someone ate a bat, caused the corona virus and killed thousands of people doesn’t mean every single Chinese person does. Get that outta here

  • @the675thostrich7
    @the675thostrich7 4 года назад +39

    About the Coronavirus: “Y’all need to get over that!” Little did he know...

    • @JayoOCE
      @JayoOCE 4 года назад +1

      HE HAS ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
      a
      b
      cock

    • @thatonedreamguy929
      @thatonedreamguy929 4 года назад +4

      Hello
      If you made it to the end congratulations 🍾🎊🎉

    • @the675thostrich7
      @the675thostrich7 4 года назад +1

      Simon Riley, hello, friend. How are you doing?

  • @cfbbroski
    @cfbbroski 4 года назад +75

    dangmattsmith: bed bugs arent nasty
    2 seconds later: ewwwwww

    • @BrendanWelch16
      @BrendanWelch16 3 года назад

      Ik and when he googled hairless animals he said that exact same thing

    • @corrozee
      @corrozee 3 года назад

      Lucky for me I didnt look :"D

  • @VallyWallyOnPawzz
    @VallyWallyOnPawzz Год назад +3

    0:46 okay! “Me: SMACKS IPAD” **BREAKS** Me: oh n- ipad: EXPLODES Me:AHHHHHHHHHHH- NONOONONONONOONONONOONOOOO

  • @kenzgregory1044
    @kenzgregory1044 4 года назад +72

    I typed “Why” into google on my pc, and a search option was “why women kill” 🤭🤔🤨🧐🤣

  • @mariewhite891
    @mariewhite891 4 года назад +49

    Is nobody gonna talk about “why does my husband wear panties” 😂😂

  • @zoebrielle5881
    @zoebrielle5881 4 года назад +55

    He just ignored the “why does my husband wear panties” AAAAAA

  • @the_miranda_channel
    @the_miranda_channel 2 года назад +1

    i searched up "i am extremely" and one of the results was "i am extremely sorry for the inconvenience" lol

  • @901m3xico
    @901m3xico 4 года назад +19

    Didn’t Matt get arrested for saying “I from the ghetto”

  • @Pvalenz29
    @Pvalenz29 4 года назад +57

    Can somebody count how many times he said “Geez”😂

    • @Tyler29-29
      @Tyler29-29 4 года назад +3

      TheReal_ Bogey 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111110 times

    • @monicamedicine3411
      @monicamedicine3411 4 года назад +1

      Haha

    • @kevingibbs586
      @kevingibbs586 4 года назад +1

      TheReal_ Bogey 500000000000000000000000000000000000000

    • @kevingibbs586
      @kevingibbs586 4 года назад

      Wwe Tyler chaloner ha ha lol

    • @shamikaj4613
      @shamikaj4613 4 года назад

      Idk

  • @safyakhan7857
    @safyakhan7857 4 года назад +57

    why cant i own a Canadian
    me being Canadian:
    *IM SCARED..*

  • @steelstudioslxv
    @steelstudioslxv Год назад +1

    For me it said why do I have so much diarrhea 🤣

  • @honeysette3096
    @honeysette3096 4 года назад +19

    Me :reads title
    Next thing I do : aight I’m bouta head out to search these things up

  • @Theyfwme222
    @Theyfwme222 4 года назад +30

    Dang Matt Smith: don’t google I am.
    Me: What is a real person

    • @justsomenumpty
      @justsomenumpty 4 года назад +1

      Dang: don't google I am
      Me: Meesa a real person

    • @Theyfwme222
      @Theyfwme222 4 года назад +1

      JustAMemeGuy69 yes

  • @itz_belle6770
    @itz_belle6770 2 года назад +7

    “What do I do if a ginger kid bites me” that got me 😂

  • @silver-quarter
    @silver-quarter Год назад +1

    Did you know that "i am legend" is an actual movie?

  • @danielleduplessis584
    @danielleduplessis584 4 года назад +15

    Wow, Google has a lot to say about the whole poop thing😂😂

  • @bananamilkshake4613
    @bananamilkshake4613 4 года назад +176

    The only people who can like this is people who were eating and didint get disgusted I mean I did

    • @chaseward9132
      @chaseward9132 4 года назад +3

      Is this Matthew from berries bc this is chase

    • @traumatizedbysmile8399
      @traumatizedbysmile8399 4 года назад +4

      HOW YA KNOW

    • @f8lks
      @f8lks 4 года назад +3

      HO DO YOU KNOWWWWW

    • @n0b0dyreal1y
      @n0b0dyreal1y 4 года назад +3

      Don’t listen to them rules and liked anyways

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 3 года назад +2

      SE Saturn 🪐 #JustMonika #BidenHarris #LarryLawton #Texit

  • @mytypamilkman
    @mytypamilkman 4 года назад +9

    I looked at the thumbnail and craped my pants

  • @allgamesplayeryt234
    @allgamesplayeryt234 Год назад +1

    5:39 i think he was thinking to hard

  • @alysiahepburn824
    @alysiahepburn824 4 года назад +34

    Matt: Talking about what you should never search
    Me: I NEED that Naruto curse seal jacket. I want it and I NEED it

  • @gheorghitabogasiu7381
    @gheorghitabogasiu7381 4 года назад +22

    Dangmattsmith: my Google search is clean
    Also him: do cockroaches live in your......

  • @geekyweeb
    @geekyweeb 4 года назад +22

    4:19 i saw "why don't we" hahahahaha.. Limelights where u at

  • @andrewplayz660
    @andrewplayz660 Год назад

    That “what in the RACISM” got me dead

  • @PhoebeChaffinch
    @PhoebeChaffinch 4 года назад +27

    5:45 OOOOoooooOOOOOhhhhhhHHHHhhhh

    • @missprincessp2244
      @missprincessp2244 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @johnloz116
      @johnloz116 2 года назад +1

      OooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuouououoouoouuouoououuoouuououououoououuouoouuououoououuououoouuoouhOooopoppoioioiioiuiuuiiuiuouuoououououuouoououououuoououououuououoououououououoouuo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    • @CasualBritishCat
      @CasualBritishCat Год назад

      ​@@johnloz116 pathetic.
      Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @CasualBritishCat
      @CasualBritishCat Год назад

      ​@@johnloz116 pathetic.
      Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @CasualBritishCat
      @CasualBritishCat Год назад

      ​@@johnloz116 pathetic.
      Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @familypatel9279
    @familypatel9279 2 года назад +29

    1:19 His reaction made me laugh out so loud my mum came in asked what I was doing, and was still laughing when I went to sleep.

  • @jsb8432
    @jsb8432 4 года назад +15

    Vid title: things you should never google.
    Me: but... you google them...

    • @Deeznuts-hi2lj
      @Deeznuts-hi2lj 4 года назад

      Jenny Brandqvist true that

    • @zappaJ
      @zappaJ 4 года назад

      He doesn't want you to search it

  • @MonkayIsHere
    @MonkayIsHere 2 года назад +1

    DangMattSmith:”get ready to cover your eyes” Everyone:”no”

  • @nosabokid69
    @nosabokid69 4 года назад +38

    Matt: *looking up I am. Then it says I am extremely afraid of Chinese people....
    Me: I am Chinese....
    Me again: 👁👄👁

    • @lochieamon410
      @lochieamon410 4 года назад

      Can I get 1k subs with a few vids? Thanks y’all where your eyes more wider than usual
      Jk not trying to be mean

    • @nosabokid69
      @nosabokid69 4 года назад

      It’s an emoji, lol

    • @amakisiwak
      @amakisiwak 4 года назад +1

      Why i cant own a canadian
      Im canadian
      Me:👁💦👄👁💦

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 3 года назад

      Štüpiđ Õí #JustMonika #BidenHarris #LarryLawton #Texit

    • @mikewheelerishomosexual
      @mikewheelerishomosexual 3 года назад

      yeah my friend was adopted from china

  • @KNYANDBNHA_
    @KNYANDBNHA_ 4 года назад +7

    Me:OHHHHHH HECKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOO I HATEEEEEEEEEE CLOCK SPIDERS!
    Matt:*same thing*

  • @ashleighw4095
    @ashleighw4095 4 года назад +46

    Did you see when he searched himself, it said: “is dangmattsmith in zombies 2”.
    Whoever searched that, he is not in there unfortunately...... 😕 ik its sad.

    • @yes391
      @yes391 4 года назад

      Ashleigh Wade actually he is when the were wolves came the group of people who spat out the drink Matt was one of thoose people

    • @ashleighw4095
      @ashleighw4095 4 года назад

      Bri the tik toker Ooooo, imma look now brb

  • @cool-y17
    @cool-y17 Год назад

    I love the “Get that outta here”

  • @feliciacameron5411
    @feliciacameron5411 4 года назад +24

    I searched up "i am" and the second thing that popped up was "i am bread"

  • @its_just_rami8164
    @its_just_rami8164 4 года назад +64

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    RUclips: I see that you have the word coronavirus in your video. DEMONATIZED
    (Look at the google do the five thing lol)

    • @Noorabbas1981
      @Noorabbas1981 4 года назад +1

      Rami Souny slitine I’ve seen it all the time

    • @Oriaseth3443
      @Oriaseth3443 4 года назад

      🤣🤣 my thoughts exactly

    • @santosflores4780
      @santosflores4780 4 года назад

      Rami Souny slitine lol correct I was thinking demonetized when he said ... the word LOL

    • @thechaser1733
      @thechaser1733 4 года назад

      i know right every youtuber i watch cant say it or they can only say virus most of them just thing this thing going around the world

    • @sm_one414
      @sm_one414 4 года назад

      Rami Souny slitine 😂

  • @Kipling45
    @Kipling45 4 года назад +22

    At 3:40, that weird, I’m Canadian

    • @AceTM.
      @AceTM. 4 года назад +1

      Same

  • @JessePetern
    @JessePetern Месяц назад +1

    😢 i have no friends 😢 2:05

  • @rockngaming2060
    @rockngaming2060 4 года назад +12

    That cockroach joke had me dying of laughter

  • @jxstavap5959
    @jxstavap5959 4 года назад +34

    When a tornado come’s: the Earth: survive’s
    When Matt scream’s: Earth: *the end of the world*

  • @Zestybatman1
    @Zestybatman1 4 года назад +10

    "If bedbugs live in your bed do cockroaches live in your............"
    -Dangmattsmith

    • @rockngaming2060
      @rockngaming2060 4 года назад

      *high pitch screaming *

    • @3y3z_0n.m3
      @3y3z_0n.m3 4 года назад +1

      NUUUUUUU I HAVE HIGH PHOBIA OF ROACHES:'^

    • @cristopherdiaz222
      @cristopherdiaz222 4 года назад

      Epic mango what do they live in if bedbugs live in my bed?

  • @jbug0442
    @jbug0442 Год назад

    completed famous quote: If bedbugs live in your bed...then do cockroaches live in your noodle.

  • @Susansonamy8329
    @Susansonamy8329 4 года назад +16

    When I Google "I am" I only find some movie names

  • @1971tdog
    @1971tdog 4 года назад +15

    *” H O W T O O W N A C A N A D I A N ? “*

    • @shotgun5174
      @shotgun5174 4 года назад +1

      Y O U C A N T Y O U G O T T A T A K E EM

  • @twins_with_blackgirlmagic5655
    @twins_with_blackgirlmagic5655 4 года назад +25

    me: laying in bed
    dangmattsmith: awhhhh bed bugs are this big 🤏🏽
    me: HELL NAHHH

  • @Snowy_OSC
    @Snowy_OSC Год назад

    “My search is clean”
    His search:why toilet paper

  • @officialeditzlol
    @officialeditzlol 4 года назад +11

    Mom:Why are you smacking you phone?
    Me:I’m smacking the like button

  • @vacatek4465
    @vacatek4465 4 года назад +19

    Matt: googling bedbugs
    Me on my bed: Aight ima head out

  • @gachaskookie4387
    @gachaskookie4387 4 года назад +28

    The first one mine came “I am extremely terrified of google” wtf?

    • @eggsbenedictuwu2129
      @eggsbenedictuwu2129 4 года назад +1

      Jimin’s Kookies lollll

    • @yfly1485
      @yfly1485 4 года назад +1

      Thanks again and I look I don't have any other pics I look I am not able to come in tomorrow I look forward I look forward I will have any I can do it tomorrow I have any other pics of you in

    • @gachaskookie4387
      @gachaskookie4387 4 года назад +2

      Yeshua Murray what?

    • @tytracksuitbottoms
      @tytracksuitbottoms 4 года назад

      Armyyyy

    • @alfiedavies3457
      @alfiedavies3457 3 года назад +1

      I laughed my head of when you put the glazes one the spider

  • @Gtagforlifevr
    @Gtagforlifevr 5 месяцев назад +1

    If bedbugs live in your bed then that means cockroach’s live in your co- 5:38 😂

  • @owen1163
    @owen1163 4 года назад +20

    Things you shouldn’t google
    DangMattSmith: Googles them

  • @summellybum
    @summellybum 4 года назад +10

    Me: sees thumbnail (a blue waffle)
    - searches it up -
    Me: oh... uhmm... DONT SEARCH THAT UP

    • @acquittaI
      @acquittaI 4 года назад

      BAAAALLS

    • @acquittaI
      @acquittaI 4 года назад

      Searches 😂😂

    • @phoneguyirl1070
      @phoneguyirl1070 4 года назад

      SS_Scrubs you don’t wanna know ;-; I want to die

  • @crystalmarie6670
    @crystalmarie6670 4 года назад +16

    The green hair girl....
    And why isn’t anyone talking about it.

    • @crystalmarie6670
      @crystalmarie6670 4 года назад

      Kailey Newton that isn’t okay I’ve watched part one and two all over again.. and didn’t see it....

  • @yourfellow_ravenclaw
    @yourfellow_ravenclaw Год назад +1

    I am 50% American/New York 25% Ukrainian and 25% Russian

  • @handkis
    @handkis 4 года назад +12

    “Let’s google bed bugs.”
    *covers eyes*
    *ad pops up*
    oMg ThAnK yOu YoUtUbE

  • @AnimalPlayzYT
    @AnimalPlayzYT 4 года назад +18

    People-Don’t google this
    People in this comment section- let’s do it

  • @Eeveeismypatronas
    @Eeveeismypatronas 3 года назад +10

    9:57
    That one's my FAVORITE! IT'S SO FUNNY!!! Whoever searched that first, I LOVE YOU! Keep doing stuff like that! MAKE THAT YOUR JOB!!!

  • @afkciara
    @afkciara Год назад

    As an Aussie. I CONFORM THAT THE WET KOALA IS NOW CALLED A DROP BEAR :3