You had ONE JOB and FAILED

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @Harshan_Sivalingam
    @Harshan_Sivalingam 5 лет назад +357

    99.99 percent of comments “who’s been a fan of Matt before 2019”.
    00.01 percent of comments “me complaining about it”. Omg 😱 thanks 🙏 for a lot of likes. I never got this much before

  • @vlonezerks1376
    @vlonezerks1376 5 лет назад +655

    Who's better dangmattsmith or Preston
    Like : dangmattsmith
    Comment : Preston

  • @cayden4592
    @cayden4592 5 лет назад +171

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Matt: *sneezes* oo bless me
    Me: what if I wanted to bless you?

    • @ilovequake833
      @ilovequake833 5 лет назад +4

      NOBODY'S OUT THERE BECAUSE NOBODY TALKING!!

    • @subswithavideo-wm6ow
      @subswithavideo-wm6ow 5 лет назад

      r/Wooosh

    • @filipe462
      @filipe462 5 лет назад +4

      XJay_GamerX boooooooooy if you dont

    • @bre8280
      @bre8280 5 лет назад +3

      XJay_GamerX I don’t think anyone says “I wanted to bless you” that’s stupid only you

    • @cayden4592
      @cayden4592 5 лет назад +1

      LPS TV ok you know what can’t I just be my stupid self while u be ur dumber self

  • @Sebastianfutty-l9w
    @Sebastianfutty-l9w 6 месяцев назад +39

    Who is here in 2024?

  • @nevaehslove5044
    @nevaehslove5044 5 лет назад +380

    Who else thinks dang Matt smith is the funniest person ever ❤️❤️❤️💰💰💰💰

  • @theyounglegochannel6134
    @theyounglegochannel6134 2 года назад +121

    The "get that outta here" never gets old

    • @AmberTheCat274
      @AmberTheCat274 2 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @egbertsgf931
      @egbertsgf931 2 года назад

      Wdym you get old it gets old everything gets old

    • @theyounglegochannel6134
      @theyounglegochannel6134 2 года назад +3

      @@egbertsgf931 bruh it is a joke and it means that its funny

    • @drizzy389
      @drizzy389 Год назад +2

      Chill bro😟

    • @drizzy389
      @drizzy389 Год назад

      Or else we’re gonna beat you up🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  • @phoenixosbourn4482
    @phoenixosbourn4482 5 лет назад +63

    Nobody
    Literally nobody
    Dangmattsmith boy u better get that out of here

    • @chopper6415
      @chopper6415 5 лет назад +2

      It yo boy is B that’s his word and this isn’t funny sooo

    • @ilovequake833
      @ilovequake833 5 лет назад +1

      Should I laughed at the "nobody" part?

    • @chopper6415
      @chopper6415 5 лет назад +1

      Z4ID4И's Life no

    • @ryrides210
      @ryrides210 5 лет назад

      Stop hating. Its annoying like you.

  • @RyderChacon
    @RyderChacon Год назад +6

    I don't want to call Jacob anymore 😂

  • @bean9291
    @bean9291 5 лет назад +88

    2+2 equals five.
    Life changing

  • @chas7666
    @chas7666 5 лет назад +164

    Your channel has always made me smile. I took a break from the internet, and the first thing i came to see when i came back was your channel. Thank you so much Matt!

  • @K-723
    @K-723 5 лет назад +60

    Matt acts like someone's dad😂❤️

  • @TomGirlLove
    @TomGirlLove Год назад +14

    7:24 gotta start ‘em off young am I right😂😂

  • @smolboiproductions2984
    @smolboiproductions2984 4 года назад +101

    I completely forgot about this channel, but I'm so happy that I found this in my recommended

  • @kix7373
    @kix7373 4 года назад +761

    Who is watching this in quarantine?
    Just want to know

  • @Harryhsb
    @Harryhsb 5 лет назад +98

    Me: he actually put 2+3 and on his phone
    Him: get that out of here

    • @kinghaus
      @kinghaus 5 лет назад +7

      Avenger 008 dude it’s a joke calm down you don’t have to ruin it pooface

    • @dorcasshako5511
      @dorcasshako5511 5 лет назад +2

      duhh

    • @merrisathomas7357
      @merrisathomas7357 5 лет назад +3

      Ikr

    • @Harryhsb
      @Harryhsb 5 лет назад +5

      Chilly Nation it was a joke chill

    • @archangel1327
      @archangel1327 5 лет назад +3

      He just probobly put just 5 instead of 2+3

  • @linastephonthomas5448
    @linastephonthomas5448 Год назад +8

    Stop it blockman stop it black man stop it black man 6:33

    • @user-xz3ox6mj1r
      @user-xz3ox6mj1r 7 месяцев назад

      Racist

    • @VoiletYT
      @VoiletYT 5 месяцев назад

      @@user-xz3ox6mj1r ITS NOT RASICT HELP

  • @Drei_S2023
    @Drei_S2023 5 лет назад +59

    Math: 2+2=
    Calculator: 5
    Math: Am I a joke to you?

  • @mlvids6517
    @mlvids6517 5 лет назад +126

    “Let’s get back to the video”
    “See you in the next video
    Me: “seriously“

    • @moneypro47
      @moneypro47 5 лет назад

      I know sometime sim mad but I still love his vids comment u too

    • @8eeh
      @8eeh 5 лет назад

      @@moneypro47 what?

    • @ambriawilliams4924
      @ambriawilliams4924 4 года назад

      @@moneypro47 the fuck

  • @okokokokokokokokokokokokokok
    @okokokokokokokokokokokokokok 5 лет назад +63

    2: how much did he say “GET THAT OUTTA HERE?” and ur mom jokes

  • @Flavored_Pandora
    @Flavored_Pandora Год назад +20

    The “boy get that outta here” never gets old and 3 years ago and he still does it wow

  • @haydenmichaelarnold1391
    @haydenmichaelarnold1391 5 лет назад +48

    I have been watching your videos for a while and all of them make me laugh.

  • @loraxjosh4665
    @loraxjosh4665 5 лет назад +41

    2 ➕ 2 = 5
    ~Matt 2019 and The Casio Calculator

  • @bigsgirl03
    @bigsgirl03 2 года назад +40

    Thanks for being such a funny guy Matt. You are the best RUclipsr ever!!

  • @mel-mk3mq
    @mel-mk3mq Год назад +9

    I've been watching you for a while. I love how funny your videos can be. I love ur vids😊❤

  • @balde_-9741
    @balde_-9741 3 года назад +45

    Damn I haven’t watched him like in 2 yrs it feels good to watch again

    • @bbaqueen9724
      @bbaqueen9724 3 года назад +5

      dang and I haven’t watched him in 9 yrs it feels good to watch again lol

    • @Flumby_the_creator_YT
      @Flumby_the_creator_YT 3 года назад +2

      The impossible wheelchair parlour has steps going up water and blue paint patterns and steps going down with paint on them.
      Wheelchair impossible...

    • @Flumby_the_creator_YT
      @Flumby_the_creator_YT 3 года назад +2

      This makes me want to give you free roblux for 1 dollar

    • @nova9723
      @nova9723 3 года назад

      same

    • @aemassistenza
      @aemassistenza 3 года назад +1

      Same

  • @ethanjamesrandles6092
    @ethanjamesrandles6092 4 года назад +68

    Who’s better
    Like: Dangmattsmith
    Comment: Infinite

    • @Insanity-d9k
      @Insanity-d9k 4 года назад

      Wai wai wai no no no stop copying the person

    • @strawberrycakexx4898
      @strawberrycakexx4898 4 года назад

      Bruh the comment you copied this from is right above you lmao

    • @jaxlock6209
      @jaxlock6209 4 года назад +1

      Both my sister has a damn crush on cylus

    • @alisonjoseph450
      @alisonjoseph450 4 года назад

      I liked but I wanted to comment dangmattsmith

    • @inshashaikh7945
      @inshashaikh7945 4 года назад

      CAYLUS

  • @sakv18
    @sakv18 5 лет назад +180

    Him: “It’s not even multiplication!”
    Me: lol they have same answer

    • @slapmanplayz9720
      @slapmanplayz9720 5 лет назад

      Dang it you killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sakv18
      @sakv18 5 лет назад +1

      BRUH HOW DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKES?!

    • @callieluvsconan
      @callieluvsconan 5 лет назад +4

      Sean Roblox master LMFAO

    • @aladd2
      @aladd2 3 года назад

      I
      2+1=3

    • @inkplaysstudios5111
      @inkplaysstudios5111 3 года назад +1

      Plot twist: *HE TYPED 2+3!?!?!!?? WHAAAAA-?*

  • @PatRick-r3n
    @PatRick-r3n 10 месяцев назад +6

    6:23 "your mom was free last night"
    ~Matt Smith

  • @sweatbs3690
    @sweatbs3690 5 лет назад +93

    This is how many time he said “get that outta here”

    • @stealthysniper61psn58
      @stealthysniper61psn58 5 лет назад +2

      uhhh do you mean "depending how many likes this comment gets, that's how many times Matt said: "get that outta here!" " uh by the way ya spelled TIMES wrong. YA HAD ONE JOB.

    • @nickynick4588
      @nickynick4588 5 лет назад +1

      Stealthysniper61 PSN..... lol edit: and you spelled “YOU” WRONG, YOU HAD ONE JOB

    • @nickynick4588
      @nickynick4588 5 лет назад +1

      Ya

    • @stealthysniper61psn58
      @stealthysniper61psn58 5 лет назад

      @@nickynick4588 hey dumdum, ya is how some people say you. Tbh you'd probably correct "yee-haw", "yippee kai-yay" and "woo hoo".

    • @jackthepieceofjello7436
      @jackthepieceofjello7436 4 года назад

      wayyyh more

  • @WillNUFC-zn1tt
    @WillNUFC-zn1tt 5 лет назад +176

    When ur so early there is no annoying self promoters

  • @joelthomas3865
    @joelthomas3865 5 лет назад +99

    This is how much times he said"get that out of here"
    👇👇

  • @keithdavis7497
    @keithdavis7497 Год назад +3

    Matt is the funniest person ever in RUclips I admire him❤️❤️❤️ the best black youtuber “Like my coffee your mom was hot” 😎

  • @awezome0829
    @awezome0829 5 лет назад +36

    If Matt was in smash the final smash would be throwing a fighter in the air and saying Boi ya better GET THAT OUT OF HERE

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 5 лет назад +3

      I thought it would at least be his command grab

    • @ScorpiusMW70
      @ScorpiusMW70 Год назад

      Bruh that would be the side special

  • @Rottenchickenn
    @Rottenchickenn 3 года назад +84

    Dang Matt smith: YO YOU BETTER GET THAT OUT OF HERE
    Me: that never gets old

  • @GamingCrewInc
    @GamingCrewInc 3 года назад +48

    I like just going back to dangmattsmith’s olden days, ahh the memories...

  • @stadiumarena5891
    @stadiumarena5891 10 месяцев назад +4

    1:40 it's Look like Phineas From Phineas & Ferb 😅

  • @lyaltii8553
    @lyaltii8553 4 года назад +32

    0:27
    At first I thought he threw his phone in the air XD

    • @Daniel-gq4sz
      @Daniel-gq4sz 6 месяцев назад

      When bro😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 when

  • @jayyyvsc
    @jayyyvsc 5 лет назад +218

    1:16 who else checked their calculator, even though you know your calculator will equal 4 😂...

  • @artpastrana9174
    @artpastrana9174 4 года назад +28

    Honestly in the start he put 3 plus 2 then it looks like 5 for him :D

  • @takashikun1978
    @takashikun1978 Год назад +2

    "I'll leave your mom out of this and I'll leave this out of your mom"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kennedyjohnson8183
    @kennedyjohnson8183 5 лет назад +90

    “Your mom was free last night”- Matt Smith
    “And like this coffee your mom was hot”- Matt Smith

    • @jordanlawson2296
      @jordanlawson2296 5 лет назад +11

      "Come on if I wanted to taste the rainbow, I would've just went to your mom's place last night" -Matt Smith
      "I'll leave your mom out of this...and I'll leave this out of your mom." -Matt Smith

    • @thegamecritic5305
      @thegamecritic5305 5 лет назад

      Me: that's what she said

    • @lindagardner706
      @lindagardner706 5 лет назад

      That's what she said 😏

    • @angelagateru1685
      @angelagateru1685 3 года назад

      wise quotes

    • @imsubbingtoyouifilikethevi2382
      @imsubbingtoyouifilikethevi2382 3 года назад

      @@jordanlawson2296eww but Good

  • @khalifadiggi2309
    @khalifadiggi2309 2 года назад +37

    You always put a smile on my face everyday 😁

  • @relcxq3932
    @relcxq3932 4 года назад +61

    “Get that outta here”

  • @lloydjohnson7770
    @lloydjohnson7770 Год назад +4

    6:25 bros the rizz master

  • @asaadomar3680
    @asaadomar3680 5 лет назад +72

    0:32 when he said yeaaaah I thought he was gonna say yeaaaah I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road😂😂😂

    • @asaadomar3680
      @asaadomar3680 5 лет назад +2

      Who ever likes my comment I will like their comment or subscribe and reply to me so I know who likes this comment

    • @callieluvsconan
      @callieluvsconan 5 лет назад +4

      I liked

    • @callieluvsconan
      @callieluvsconan 5 лет назад +4

      My channel is dumb with 2 vids

    • @GogetaBlue-mp8ub
      @GogetaBlue-mp8ub 4 года назад +1

      thats funny. yeah im going to take my horse to the old town road

    • @yenjungliu4600
      @yenjungliu4600 4 года назад +1

      Im gonna take my horse to the hotel room

  • @elijahterry5832
    @elijahterry5832 5 лет назад +142

    ASIAN ALIEN
    -Dangmanttsmith 2019

    • @pinja8421
      @pinja8421 5 лет назад +3

      4

    • @naomirutten9563
      @naomirutten9563 5 лет назад +5

      HOLY CRAP.... u read ur comment and matt said it at the same time... that. Shit. Is. Crazy. Shit.

    • @victorianjoku2194
      @victorianjoku2194 4 года назад

      I am Asian

    • @imalivebutimdead7797
      @imalivebutimdead7797 4 года назад +3

      :me: Mom let's get a work out mat
      *30 Minutes Later* :Mom:Here son enjoy
      :me: 0_0 mom I asked for a workout mat not a Asian alien

    • @eleanorobrien1566
      @eleanorobrien1566 4 года назад

      4

  • @lucaccb123
    @lucaccb123 5 лет назад +15

    Anybody else not watched a Matt video in like a year but decided to watch one for the first time in a hella long time

  • @Georgiebricks
    @Georgiebricks Год назад +1

    There’s never a serious comment all the comments are like DaNg MaTt SmItH IS tHe BeSt❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 to the point where it’s making me crazy

  • @idontknow7309
    @idontknow7309 3 года назад +129

    I have edited this now now you will never know what this said >;)

  • @thedarzi3585
    @thedarzi3585 2 года назад +49

    DangMattSmith calling the Paralympic’s “tHe wHeEl cHaIr oLyMpIcS”

  • @apevichurchaustralia146
    @apevichurchaustralia146 4 года назад +60

    Dangmattsmith: sneezes
    Me: it’s corona time

    • @hazawaara5297
      @hazawaara5297 4 года назад

      Hahahaha

    • @pennylewis6641
      @pennylewis6641 4 года назад

      I love your videos ❤️♥️♥️😍

    • @gucciheals732
      @gucciheals732 4 года назад

      I would be like GO TO THE HOSPITAL USE A MASK AND HANDSINITIZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

    • @xavierortiz1732
      @xavierortiz1732 4 года назад

      Lol true

    • @yazzythecattyweirdo
      @yazzythecattyweirdo 4 года назад

      Forget HAMMERTIME, Its CORONA TIME NOW! 🎵STOP! Corona time!🎵

  • @ghaithullahal-zubi152
    @ghaithullahal-zubi152 Год назад +2

    How is the person supposed to reach all the way over when they’re sitting on the tailet 4:12 got me dying😂😂😂😂 😂😂

  • @thefamilynet2042
    @thefamilynet2042 4 года назад +10

    8:19 That's actually a part of the house. I saw it before and my dad told me it was a funny design so that doesn't count as a You had one Job mistake.

    • @youchen8290
      @youchen8290 4 года назад

      The Family Nett

    • @bcshepard25
      @bcshepard25 3 года назад

      It’s not part of the house asked my grandpa it’s not

    • @varuunbadree
      @varuunbadree 11 месяцев назад

      Is he a veteran?

  • @nightwing0372
    @nightwing0372 4 года назад +13

    9:56 $75 for cheese. My thoughts that came up, "CHEESE IS NOT GOLD!"

  • @carmenmartins6058
    @carmenmartins6058 4 года назад +18

    "If i wanted to taste the rainbow I would have gone to your mums house" that broke me

  • @Oakley-jettFerry
    @Oakley-jettFerry 3 месяца назад +1

    5:17 "maybe it's a game don't hit 20 children with your car 19 is ok but not 20"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @k0dss
    @k0dss 5 лет назад +17

    Dangmattsmith: lemme check my calculator 2+2=5
    Me: *Goes to calculator*😂

  • @melancholy1000
    @melancholy1000 3 года назад +16

    "You see that bro, I'm allergic to your face."
    - Dang Matt Smith 2019

    • @gaminsage7739
      @gaminsage7739 3 года назад

      Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3eee

    • @Flumby_the_creator_YT
      @Flumby_the_creator_YT 3 года назад +2

      2+2=5
      -calculator 2019

    • @Springtrap-zv7ou
      @Springtrap-zv7ou 3 года назад

      Gacha club+gacha life= GET THAT OUTTA HERE

  • @furrymaster3550
    @furrymaster3550 5 лет назад +54

    Id be fine being a person who takes care of doggos
    *Yes*

  • @RANDOMGUY-s1i
    @RANDOMGUY-s1i 7 месяцев назад +1

    9:00 this made me laugh a lot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RANDOMGUY-s1i
      @RANDOMGUY-s1i 7 месяцев назад +1

      11:25 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this one is hilarious stone

  • @TheRandomBoredGuy
    @TheRandomBoredGuy 2 года назад +33

    Fun fact: The hole under the public bathroom door is for emergencies such as a fire when the person inside needs to get out they can crawl under.

    • @hello_people6423
      @hello_people6423 Год назад +2

      Ok

    • @Random_Gaster_pfp
      @Random_Gaster_pfp Год назад

      @@hello_people6423wdym just OK?!Z

    • @hello_people6423
      @hello_people6423 Год назад

      @@Random_Gaster_pfp ya so what?

    • @itz_coaltonnn
      @itz_coaltonnn Год назад +2

      They still don’t need to be as tall as they are tho. Plus, why would they need to crawl under? The lock works right? How’d they lock it if it’s broken?

    • @brujamadness5200
      @brujamadness5200 Год назад +1

      I- I never thought about that😂

  • @clarencemintas9663
    @clarencemintas9663 2 года назад +52

    7:23 Baby needs beers and wines got me laughing and dying😂🤣🤣

  • @phoebewoof7344
    @phoebewoof7344 2 года назад +28

    Dang Matt smith was making me laugh every time I watch his vids. Including this. I almost died

  • @Cookiegamerzslay
    @Cookiegamerzslay 15 дней назад +8

    Whos in 2025?

  • @lizzchannnn
    @lizzchannnn 4 года назад +58

    His mom jokes are legendary 👌🏻

  • @bonniethebunny7964
    @bonniethebunny7964 4 года назад +30

    I took bang into my school
    Now everyone in my school is hyper af

    • @hiboi5970
      @hiboi5970 4 года назад +2

      bonnie the bunny but we’re being courintined

    • @alpcro
      @alpcro 4 года назад +2

      Hi Boi quarranined

    • @llcrazyll2418
      @llcrazyll2418 4 года назад +3

      @@alpcro quarantined

    • @bonniethebunny7964
      @bonniethebunny7964 4 года назад +2

      @@hiboi5970 my school isn't idk why

    • @hiboi5970
      @hiboi5970 4 года назад +1

      Interesting 🤔

  • @monamatin7091
    @monamatin7091 5 лет назад +436

    This is how many times dangmattsmith said get that outta here
    ⬇️

  • @jessecilanosr
    @jessecilanosr 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bro actually said I'm arlgic to his face😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cassandra3967
    @cassandra3967 5 лет назад +18

    Every comment be like : wHo'S bEen a FaN BeFoRE 2019?
    Me: I don't care aleast were fans

  • @calebhurtado4502
    @calebhurtado4502 4 года назад +88

    Teacher:the test won’t be hard
    The test: are you years or older

  • @rosanabellina6785
    @rosanabellina6785 2 года назад +9

    At 7:27 the "nooooooooooooo" got me laughing on the floor

  • @JustEnochVr
    @JustEnochVr 11 месяцев назад +3

    2:29 when he said "I'm allergic to your face" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @unicorngirl3621
    @unicorngirl3621 4 года назад +11

    I always wanted a job to be a teacher because I really like kids and I really think I'd be good with kids and teaching and stuff like that

  • @snoopybuzzzzer
    @snoopybuzzzzer 4 года назад +57

    “YOU GOTTA GET THAT OTTA HERE!!”

  • @jhenjhentimbreza96
    @jhenjhentimbreza96 Год назад +1

    When my sister beat me up and our parents is not here I always watch your videos

  • @psycholily8741
    @psycholily8741 3 года назад +18

    I really love when he says GET THAT OUTTA HERE! Lol

  • @blessedchild2862
    @blessedchild2862 5 лет назад +27

    4:24, CAN WE ADMIT HOW SPICY THAT WAS?!? MATT, PROPS 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @drizzy389
      @drizzy389 Год назад

      Yea like He needs to take a break from Videos❤️❤️❤️

    • @drizzy389
      @drizzy389 Год назад

      But can we appreciate that he makes videos to make us happy❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💖💖✊🏾✊🏿✊🏻✊🏽✊✊🏼❤️❤️😊😊😊😊😊😊🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🌸🌸

  • @nba-clipzz9264
    @nba-clipzz9264 5 лет назад +25

    At 6:18 u ain’t have to do our moms dirty like damn lmao 😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @ghaithullahal-zubi152
      @ghaithullahal-zubi152 Год назад +1

      I agree, man I agree

    • @ZanderM-p4f
      @ZanderM-p4f 3 месяца назад +1

      Lmao means “Lik me all over”

    • @moonstonethreemoons6212
      @moonstonethreemoons6212 2 месяца назад +1

      He kept doing mom jokes but stopped cause he knew he probably should stop 😅

    • @EkamS-h3v
      @EkamS-h3v 26 дней назад

      His mom jokes haven’t been funny since 2019

  • @ninasanchez4452
    @ninasanchez4452 Год назад +1

    I absolutely love your channel. i think you are amazing and hilarious. You litteraly always make my day.

  • @MHALOVER6284
    @MHALOVER6284 3 года назад +7

    I wanna be a vet when I grow up I love taking care of animals and loving them and I have a pet hamster

  • @TheNewFanny
    @TheNewFanny 5 лет назад +30

    You have one job
    Dangmattsmith: what lie to me
    The guy hew did that: yes
    Dangmattsmith: dude you gotta get that out of here (super sayan sounds)

  • @kathycarlson4840
    @kathycarlson4840 5 лет назад +38

    Does Matt even need energy drinks with all the energy he already has

    • @1olzss-92
      @1olzss-92 2 года назад +2

      12:31 dropped out of nowhere

  • @ghaithullahal-zubi152
    @ghaithullahal-zubi152 Год назад +2

    That noooooooooooooooooooo got me dying 7:26

  • @BALLERvsGAMER
    @BALLERvsGAMER 5 лет назад +24

    1:49 “you look like an Asian alien”
    Me: I’m chinese and I don’t know if I should take offense of what u said..

  • @Mabelz_-te1uo
    @Mabelz_-te1uo 5 лет назад +75

    That's it.
    You just lost tolet paper privileges.

  • @wolfiemagic6929
    @wolfiemagic6929 5 лет назад +68

    “Baby needs some beers and wines, baby. YeAh!”
    I AM DYING 😆🤣

    • @hrvojejosic724
      @hrvojejosic724 4 года назад +5

      Xd 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆🐶

    • @skidy_wolfninjagaming3742
      @skidy_wolfninjagaming3742 3 года назад +2

      Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeee🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆🤣😂😆😆😆😆😆🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

    • @abigaillazaro1571
      @abigaillazaro1571 3 года назад

      LOL

    • @pxrplexzxeyteamseas349
      @pxrplexzxeyteamseas349 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @yeeii
      @yeeii 3 года назад +3

      This is not funny but I think this is: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @BabyJohn-re5vn
    @BabyJohn-re5vn 4 месяца назад +1

    That poop is flying on the sky. I never seen that before I even seen it on my window.

  • @jasperafton5019
    @jasperafton5019 3 года назад +7

    I laugh everytime you say something that would make a really normal person question and your videos are just funny in general

  • @sash9578
    @sash9578 5 лет назад +819

    Who else tried to see if 2+2 was actually 5 on the calculator 😂😂🤣

  • @hey-im-kat
    @hey-im-kat 3 года назад +8

    6:50 say WHAT NOW!? lol

  • @Gn_leahpookie
    @Gn_leahpookie Год назад +1

    Dang Matt Smith 2+2=22 because you must put it too together

  • @MrHotschott
    @MrHotschott 4 года назад +22

    Not only are you dangmatsmith but you are the King at roasting

  • @jenniferpuyot1126
    @jenniferpuyot1126 4 года назад +22

    I laughed and almost choked my food LMAO🤣

    • @uwuurgay7291
      @uwuurgay7291 4 года назад +1

      Omg why are u abusive to ur food!? 😭😭 I'm calling food support helpline

    • @reshardcliett4050
      @reshardcliett4050 3 года назад

      I laughed so hard I peed my pants and had hicups

    • @Charles-ef5du
      @Charles-ef5du 3 года назад +1

      @@uwuurgay7291 omg are the real @UwU UrRay

    • @Charles-ef5du
      @Charles-ef5du 3 года назад +1

      @@reshardcliett4050 ?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @huskythepro347
    @huskythepro347 4 года назад +7

    dangmattsmith:at 13:08 lets get on with the vid
    dangmattsmith at 13:12: thank you guys for watching
    :) :P :0

  • @Rancidasscheeks6666
    @Rancidasscheeks6666 8 месяцев назад

    I remember laughing at this video while eating lunch in the cafeteria in 6th grade. Good memories ❤

  • @Falcon-wm4uu
    @Falcon-wm4uu 4 года назад +44

    Dangmattsmith;: we have a lot of problems in the world
    me: yes CORONAVIRUS

  • @typicg8713
    @typicg8713 4 года назад +20

    8:24 We Said “Earthquake” The Same Time 😂😂

  • @fredbrozuniversity
    @fredbrozuniversity 5 лет назад +44

    "Your mom was free last night."
    -Matt Smith

  • @ThomasTheCar
    @ThomasTheCar Год назад

    7:24
    “Baby needs” and “beers & wines” are separate on the sign, which means the aisles contain baby needs, but they also contain beers and wines

  • @jalen2k521
    @jalen2k521 5 лет назад +15

    I’ve been watching Dangmattsmith for 3 whole years and I don’t have any merch. I had one job