Funniest Passive Aggressive Notes ft My Girlfriend
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- Опубликовано: 12 окт 2019
- Funniest Passive Aggressive Notes ft My Girlfriend
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2:21 when he said “yOu’Re nOt iNvIteD tO mY bIrTHdaY PaRtY” I literally spent the whole video laughing at it while thinking of it 😂
{_BOYSTORY’S EOMMA_} first grade me: nooooooooooo
That was me in first grade not inviting the boys then lying that they said they couldn’t come
Siena Metzger Ok that’s mean, even for first grade...
I’m high and I’m not even laughing at that
A material girl ad popped up lol
Her: I had a really mean teacher growing up”
Matt: ... weren’t you home schooled”
Yambam Vids
She hates her parents?
@@crispbacon6558 now that i think about it....
Yes.
pooooop
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH.
Mean parents?
7:03 “Bro, your mailbox lookin’ ugly, man! Your mailbox looks like it belongs on Sesame Street!” - Matt Smith
Hahaha
Worst threat is “I’ll destroy your PlayStation” I’m a perfect child now
2012: if you take my pen you owe me a dollar
2019: if you take my pen I WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL!
Ikr
Lol
Well, my friend is gone now..
*Soulsssss*
2020 if you take my pen I give you carona virus
It’s 2020 now what do we say for a threat
Dangmattsmith "she talk in her sleep"
Me" how do you know?
@Yasera's Animation yesssssss
They sleep togethrr
Laura Lean they sleep together Mann u better get that outs here
👉🏻👌🏻
Leave there business under the covers 🤫
10:10 When Matt said what's your favorite drink she said chocolate milk was just really funny
Sarah belongs at Wendy’s
🤣
Matt two years ago: I will forever be alone
Matt now: has girlfriend
I wish you two the best 😊😊😊🙃🙃🙃🙃
You make the ģ!y quake
Her name is Sarah Kaynee btw
Dabbing Doges they are the beat
OMG sooo funny
WTF
WTF
Girlfriend: “I like black frosting”
Dangmattsmith: “I like white frosting”
Perfect😂
Colette Hutin uh are you duM? LOL READ THE TITLE
😂😂
Colette Hutin it’s his girl friend. It’s in the title
@Colette Hutin.
.It said it in the title...matt even said it after he did the intro .-.
6:53 HAD ME DYING 😭😭😭 (I've been following him for a while on my old accounts)
Matt, no matter how old you get, you will still have a soft spot in my heart
Kinda weird
Awwww
@@Hogwartsfanforeverif it’s weird then he wouldn’t remember matt
I’m not sure if you are lying the truth 🙃
what Awww the pichr
dangmattsmith: My Favourite Drink Is Gatorade
Bang: Im not Sponsoring You Anymore
Thats what I thought as well
Lol my thoughts. I actually tried Bang bc of him. I'm now addicted
Lol
Dang: my fav drink is Gatorade
Bang: f@#$ we are not being sponsor by dang anymore
lol
What's your favourite drink?
Matt: *gaterade*
Bang energy : _gasps_
hahahaha
WOW
preach
Haha haha yay
My’n is water
When Matt said what's your frat drink and she said chocolate milk was just really funny 😂
slay Queen 👑👑
“thats sad”
*Laughs*
2:34
-Matt 2019
Well that is seriously really sad
Boi he'll huh
You watch Flamingo don’t you Hannah.
Good job
Yeah LMAO 😂😂
“Frosting”
Me: that’s fondant ..
*Fondant
*fondant
SophiatheCookie uwu true tho
Nah let's be for real, the most worse threat is "I'll mix your Play-Doh colors together"
✌🏼😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chocolate milk. So we're all just supposed to forget about Strawberry milk. Understood. Loud and clear. Thanks.
Agreed why not mention the STRAWBERRY MILK I mean come on people!
Dangmattsmith title: ft girlfriend
Sarah title: ft Dangmattsmith
Me: lol
So true!! 😂
Matt: *uncontrollable sobbing*
Me: forever alone ♾ 👩🏻
Lucus smith u mean
Lol
,
Sarah: i love *black* cake
Matt : i love *white* frosting
There wedding cake : black and white cake
Black and white go very well together
😁😂❤
Theyre gray
Black + white=gray
Just Ladybug cook cookingshow
Races
Lol
@Keylin Itzep r/woosh
Nostalgia hit me like a belt
This threat is the most meanest: give me my pen back or else you owe me 10000 dollars in 1 minute
Matt’s definition of girlfriend
GIRLFRIEND: A friend that a girl
A girlfriend is a friend whom you love and will want to marry her when you and she will be an adult
Dude shut up
Yeah Shut it
@@auniruddha shut the fuck arab, nobody marrying no one it's just an unnecessary decision
@@mohayc8877 stop being meanie it's not safe for kids to look at dis comment and by kids I mean me I'm 8
Me: slaps the like button
Computer: breaks
Me: Oh frick
*Underrated*
*Yes*
*Relatable*
How can you slap when you have a mouse.........
=|
I think the worst threat is telling people that if you don't clean your room you're birthday is being canceled 🎉🎉🎉
2:14 Killing a mobian or mobians over and over again with them knowing what is happening.
Matt:*Sitting on a black chair*
Sarah:*Sitting on a white chair*
Edit:Thank you guys for the likes I appreciate it🙂
Edit 2:Thanks for more likes, this was a whole year ago, also please don’t take this seriously it’s just a joke lol
Leticia Hernandez
Yssssss 🥴😭😂
Eooooo
Ohh
That’s a sign of cleanness
Leticia Hernande
Mat: I like white frosting
Sarah: 😶👀
Matt: 🤦🏻♂️
Sarah is like "I like my chocolate" ❤
Sarah is like "I like my chocolate"❤
Sorry if I repeat it is was not working
Sarah is like " I like my the black cake"❤
Hehehe
The threat I tell in high school is "if you don't stop, then I will make your skin into a coat".
The way she said chocolate milk was so cute
“Put my pen back or I’ll consume your soul!”
Me:”but I have no soul soo...”
Right
No pressed wrong reply box
That's me XD weird guy: I will eat your heart
Me: HOW I have no heart
Your Mom
Then Matt will give you a soul!🤷🙊
2:18
Nah the worst threat was
“Im not your friend anymore”
I’ve heard this too much 😞
Mhm
Amie Gonzalez nah ur not using my legos anymore
I’m telling the teacher on you...my nightmare
NinjaGaming AhHhH THAT WAS THE WORSE THING TO HEAR AT THAT POINT
😭😭😭😭
The worst threat that I think is bad: put my pen back or I’ll tell the cops you robbed me
A great threat is "If you don't return my pen, you owe me your entire wallet" or "If you dn't gimme my pen, i will call you in the middle of the night and rick roll you"
Matt: sitting in a black chair
Sarah: sitting in a white chair lol.
I didn’t see any other comments say this
Ethan St Clair shut up bitch
@@georgia2544 But it is a stolen comment it`s from 2 days ago.
Alizza Wright shut up bitch maybe it wasn't a stolen comment maybe some people just think the same way so shut the fuck up
That's sooooo true
I have the worst threat
“Put my pen back or I won’t let you watch dangmattsmith!”
Sabrina thetomboy you are funny
@Sabrina thetomboy your a monster
Thanks Sabrina thetomboy
Eunice Trejo found it
* puts pen back *
A good thing to say for the pen one is"Please return my pen.If you dont I will put live poisenis snakes in your birthday cake,thank you:)"
LOL
Oh your not going wuahhahahahhah
Matt: My Favorite Drink Is Gatorade!
Me: Woah, be careful, you might lose your BANG ENERGY SPONSOR!
CHOCKIE MILK
Fuck you
Energy Drinks:
Nnnn bang
Paxber 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Matt: I like Gatorade
Sara : I like chocolate milk (in cheerful voice)
Creepy riiiiight??????????????
Leave it at 14
Me tooo
bang energy gasps
@Tara Sutro same
It has to be tea! Tea is the best especially when you are stressed! Trust me, tea lowers stress! It works for me!
Your videos always make me laugh😂😂😄😄
Matt: my fav drink is gadrade.
Sarah: my fav drink is chocolate milk
Me: -sitting here drinking chocolate milk
Gatorade
Are you really drinking chocolate milk
But she likes "chocolate milk"😏
Yus
LOL how
Sarah's face is pretty! Respect her everybody!!!
Flirting
Yea
Yep
yes
@Maya King eh wat
6:57 *insert the Friday "damn" meme here*
guys, please agree that sarah is so pretty!! just so you know she kind or looks like elsa if she had two braids
What is your favorite drink
Matt: gatorade
Bang Energy: R.I.P
At each end of the vid: GET BANG ENERGY!
At the beginning of this vid: my fave drink is Gatorade
Bang Energy: :( I thot I was ur fave drink..... ;(
facts!
Matt: I like white frosting
Sarah: * Stares and laughs*
And she likes black frosting
Awesome pair
@@traszstar its you that doesnt
Its funny actually and I like it
BootyBooty booty booty booty
5:05 same💀
The worst threat: GO TO BED OR I WILL TELL SANTA TO JOT GIVE YOU PRESENTS!
4:54 them: talking about what kind of frosting is on the cake
Me: holding back to scream out “ iTs fOnDaNt”
Exactly like do they not know what fondant is
I said that too lmao
@anime_ kpop maybe I did maybe I didn't
@anime_ kpop i also watched that show i loved it
Same though.
When they were talking about the cake and the black frosting, I stood there in silence as they didn't know its called fondant
Nobody cares
Vanessa Guzman I thought the same thing
OOF
Tom Crawford no one asked YOU you jerk this is why you had no friends ever.
Shut up ain’t nobody care about you
The cake one was probably my favorite I mean if I was delivering a cake to my bosses looking to quit I'd tell the cake designer to put on the most offensive thing they can think of.
It’s so good that he always make a smile
Sarah looks like the Wendy’s girl like if u agree
Still cute but definitely do
@@Tigerx2525 *_exactly_*
Man stop begging for likrs
Stop bumming for the likes bro your dumb comment agree if you think he's a bum
Eh,if the hair stuck up then yea but she does
Matt: My Favorite drink is GAtorade
Bang Energy:Am I a Joke to you?
Give me your cat or your dad goes to get milk Matt:he already left
12:49 the dude looks like a John
Matt: "My favorite drink is chocolate milk too."
Me:O thought it was Bang Energy
Sameee
done. ғrιend ι aм ⓢⓐⓓ ι ѕaw ⓜⓐⓣⓣ ⓢⓝⓐⓟ 😪 tnniiwuuy.tumblr.com/?673
Lol
@@reynaldoantunez7497 go awayyyyy
he did it for the sponsers
A kid in my class today when we were so close to switching classes was like “Uhh what about the homework?” I was so mad for the rest of the day
Was it in math class because it happened to me too
7th grade?
Lol
14:01
Kid: you forgot the homework-
Me: *uses hand to cover he's mouth* what he was say was "thanks for the knowledge"😊
Kid: mmm!
The worst threat:if you dont give me my pen back or i will check your search history
7:33 :
sarah: *stares into matts soul*
sarahs mind: OH NO U DID NOT JUST DO THAT
Sarah be like : only one person came to my party same only me: one kid came to my party
Kristina Stephens same except it was me
0 came to my 😂😅
sad
Lucky you noone came to mine
0:00 0:01 0:03 😂😂😂😂😂
1:16 1:19 1:20 yeah like, who is he? Ghost Rider??? I am the Ghost Rider!!!!!
"If you don't put my pens back, I will *consume your soul* "
me: jokes on you, *I have no soul*
lol love it
2:23 Omg I died outta laughter cuz Matt Did that
To all the people that bullied her in high school: she’s dating a celebrity now
Jamsyam o_o that’s pretty toxic and .... I like it
Jamsyam o_o 10/10 profile pic
Uhm Matt ain’t no celebrity he is a successful RUclipsr 😏
@@annejackson5822 same difference
and now she’s a celebrity
😂😂 when it was on the mailbox part the person writed hallbox in stead of mailbox😂😂😂
8:32 If my dentist had that paper IT would also say your apointment was 6, months ago...
She “likes” “chocolate milk”
Yep idkw tho
Cheater!!!!!!!!
That’s enough RUclips for today 🤣🤣
Lol
Oof
Matt: u want some candies?
Friend: got snickers?
Matt: yea,get in man!~
😂😂
donn gettei
YO DRAMATIC
Threat in the olden days : if you say that word one more time to me, you’re gonna be in timeout. Threats now: if you say that word one more time to me, I’ll take away your iPhone 14.
2:23
That is my nightmare.
This is why I don't have birthday parties.
Cause I'm afraid, that nobody will show up, and prove to me how much I'm actually isolated and ignored.
Ok
Me: takes a pen from RUclips
RUclips: put back my pen or I will add more ads
XD
XD 🤣🤣🤣
Dun dun duuuuuuun
im crazy channel that’s a benefit
That means you make more money
My favorite drinks are chocolate milk , Pepsi, and Dr. Pepper
sarha short the kitten dabin`🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I am surprised he didn't say his fav drink is bang enegery
What is Blackpink
What is enegery it's energy
BL4CK FL4ME :It's a girl group under YG Entertainment
if that's what you were asking
Ayo Ladies and Gentlemen I think that is what I was asking
Indeed
Best most original threat ever: I won’t be your friend anymore
I don’t play Fortnite much anymore
I love your guys videos they’re so good they’re like so entertaining❤❤😂🎉😊😅
i love sarah's shirt🤣
Teacher: "forgot what we are doing today
Kids: "hallelujah
That one kid :aren't we supposed be taking a test
If this kid don't die💀💀💀
BabyLion that happened in my class today! I didn’t want that test 😢
@@ldpower1619 I do hate when that happens
BabyLion That happened to me but for the pacer test!!
THIS COMMENT HAS 69 LIKES
SHOULD I STILL LIKE IT
I'm that kid....
Sarah, just so you know, chocolate milk is my favorite drink too. And since I really love it, I like to call it "chocky milk"
LOL
Same
I agree
Who wants a free chocky milk
LOL
I love chocky milk
Sarah, you are so amazing and sweet. I love your sense of humor. You and Matt look so good together. To all the haters in the comments: what did she do to y’all she is just trying to be a nice friendly youtuber and y’all are trying to bring her down. Sarah don’t stop trying y’all are like the best RUclipsrs that react. ❤
The worst threat: give my pen back or ill make your clothes all neon
4:53 I seriously just realized that me and Sarah have the same shirt on. Lol
Lol
LOL
Title: Ft my girlfriend
Me: I am confusion
Yeah I am confusion too
I'm confusion too
Ft means featuring
I have 7 "you forgot the homework"kids in my class.they are the outcasts of my class.hahahaha
Both of you are amazing and you should know that.😊😊😊😊😊
The worst threat: Put back my pens or I will delete all your apps
Nikhil Kaushik BOI
Yep
😂
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏pls pov favor amigo don't do this to mi
Worst part is my brother deleted all my apps multiple times :(
Me when I'm sick: *coughing into a shirt really hard*
Me watching dangmattsmith: *laughing into a blanket really hard
Corona
They are obviously just kidding.
But anyways hope you ars better now.
Maria Dumitru I said when I get sick
corona
That person had no right to complain about their mailbox because their handwriting isn't any different
Real threat: put the pen back or ill look at yo search history
Smith: loves Gatorade energy drink and said it's his favorite
Also Smith: *sponsors bang energy drink*
I respect him he's wearing a Naruto symbol on a shirt
David Launius I totally agree
Im here, my brother Itachi has dishonored our clan...... if they were alive.
I believe Matt is part of Akatsuki.
Well..... Technically it's the Akatsuki symbol
If u have a u tube channel, I'll subscribe
@@johnr9612 so do YOU commit supuku, or your BROTHER?
5:14 look at Matt’s shirt and then look at the cake
A greater threat than consuming my soul: EATING MA BURGUR