Matt:*Sitting on a black chair* Sarah:*Sitting on a white chair* Edit:Thank you guys for the likes I appreciate it🙂 Edit 2:Thanks for more likes, this was a whole year ago, also please don’t take this seriously it’s just a joke lol
For girls: Roses are red Violets are not blue Sarah is beautiful And you are too! For guys: Roses are red Violets are not blue Matt is handsome And you are too!
My classmate: TEACHER!!! Teacher: yes Braden: classmate: you forgot the homework Whole classes minds: WHY DID HE TELL HER THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To all the people who are saying rude stuff about his girlfriend, she may not be beautiful in your eyes but she is in Matt’s eyes. That is what is important. She also seems really nice too.
Imagine how that cake decorator felt when they told them to write “You’re DEAD to us now.... we hope you fail.” I would’ve immediately thought they where psychos....
Why is everyone being so disrespectful? If Matt likes her then let him. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so anyone can be beautiful for some people but unattractive to others.
People are attacking her? I never see those comments. Usually the comments I see are people saying she's cute or that they're glad Matt is happy and so is she. I did see in one video though some one said he thought that Matt's girl is cheating on him because she doesn't refer to him as her boyfriend in the title of her videos only "DangMattSmith" and I just thought that was incredibly idiotic.
Lol RIP laurenzside she will die without memes or games if she was that person u gave the threat to she would give it back and look at tik toc #irelate
matt: comment a good threat for taking ur stuff me: Touch my stuff or i delete all your social media accounts Edited: A person: likes my comment Me: 😍😍 Future me: 😬 Future me: what am I doing with my life
HEY!! Here is a good threat so no one can touch your stuff: a person: Hey, can I borrow your pencil?? Me: Sure! BUT IF YOU DON’T I WILL HAUNT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!! 😈 😈 😈 A person: ……………………ummmmmmmm………………nvm………………………*runs away*. Me: 😈 😈 😈*dabs*
Girlfriend: “I like black frosting”
Dangmattsmith: “I like white frosting”
Perfect😂
Colette Hutin uh are you duM? LOL READ THE TITLE
😂😂
Colette Hutin it’s his girl friend. It’s in the title
@Colette Hutin.
.It said it in the title...matt even said it after he did the intro .-.
Her: I had a really mean teacher growing up”
Matt: ... weren’t you home schooled”
Yambam Vids
She hates her parents?
@@crispbacon6558 now that i think about it....
Yes.
pooooop
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH.
Mean parents?
Matt two years ago: I will forever be alone
Matt now: has girlfriend
I wish you two the best 😊😊😊🙃🙃🙃🙃
You make the ģ!y quake
Her name is Sarah Kaynee btw
Dabbing Doges they are the beat
OMG sooo funny
WTF
WTF
Worst threat is “I’ll destroy your PlayStation” I’m a perfect child now
What's your favourite drink?
Matt: *gaterade*
Bang energy : _gasps_
hahahaha
WOW
preach
Haha haha yay
My’n is water
2012: if you take my pen you owe me a dollar
2019: if you take my pen I WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL!
Ikr
Lol
Well, my friend is gone now..
*Soulsssss*
2020 if you take my pen I give you carona virus
It’s 2020 now what do we say for a threat
dangmattsmith: My Favourite Drink Is Gatorade
Bang: Im not Sponsoring You Anymore
Thats what I thought as well
Lol my thoughts. I actually tried Bang bc of him. I'm now addicted
Lol
Dang: my fav drink is Gatorade
Bang: f@#$ we are not being sponsor by dang anymore
lol
Nah let's be for real, the most worse threat is "I'll mix your Play-Doh colors together"
✌🏼😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sarah looks like the Wendy’s girl like if u agree
Still cute but definitely do
@@Tigerx2525 *_exactly_*
Man stop begging for likrs
Stop bumming for the likes bro your dumb comment agree if you think he's a bum
Eh,if the hair stuck up then yea but she does
Dangmattsmith title: ft girlfriend
Sarah title: ft Dangmattsmith
Me: lol
So true!! 😂
Matt: *uncontrollable sobbing*
Me: forever alone ♾ 👩🏻
Lucus smith u mean
Lol
,
Matt:*Sitting on a black chair*
Sarah:*Sitting on a white chair*
Edit:Thank you guys for the likes I appreciate it🙂
Edit 2:Thanks for more likes, this was a whole year ago, also please don’t take this seriously it’s just a joke lol
Leticia Hernandez
Yssssss 🥴😭😂
Eooooo
Ohh
That’s a sign of cleanness
Leticia Hernande
7:49 she's beautiful.
A little bit
Matt’s definition of girlfriend
GIRLFRIEND: A friend that a girl
A girlfriend is a friend whom you love and will want to marry her when you and she will be an adult
Dude shut up
Yeah Shut it
@@auniruddha shut the fuck arab, nobody marrying no one it's just an unnecessary decision
@@mohayc8877 stop being meanie it's not safe for kids to look at dis comment and by kids I mean me I'm 8
Me: slaps the like button
Computer: breaks
Me: Oh frick
*Underrated*
*Yes*
*Relatable*
How can you slap when you have a mouse.........
=|
Sarah: i love *black* cake
Matt : i love *white* frosting
There wedding cake : black and white cake
Black and white go very well together
😁😂❤
Theyre gray
Black + white=gray
Just Ladybug cook cookingshow
Races
Lol
@Keylin Itzep r/woosh
Matt, no matter how old you get, you will still have a soft spot in my heart
Kinda weird
Awwww
@@Hogwartsfanforeverif it’s weird then he wouldn’t remember matt
I’m not sure if you are lying the truth 🙃
what Awww the pichr
“Put my pen back or I’ll consume your soul!”
Me:”but I have no soul soo...”
Right
No pressed wrong reply box
That's me XD weird guy: I will eat your heart
Me: HOW I have no heart
Your Mom
Then Matt will give you a soul!🤷🙊
Dangmattsmith "she talk in her sleep"
Me" how do you know?
@Yasera's Animation yesssssss
They sleep togethrr
Laura Lean they sleep together Mann u better get that outs here
👉🏻👌🏻
Leave there business under the covers 🤫
Matt: I like white frosting
Sarah: * Stares and laughs*
And she likes black frosting
Awesome pair
@@traszstar its you that doesnt
Its funny actually and I like it
BootyBooty booty booty booty
The worst threat that I think is bad: put my pen back or I’ll tell the cops you robbed me
Matt: My Favorite Drink Is Gatorade!
Me: Woah, be careful, you might lose your BANG ENERGY SPONSOR!
CHOCKIE MILK
Fuck you
Energy Drinks:
Nnnn bang
Paxber 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Frosting”
Me: that’s fondant ..
*Fondant
*fondant
SophiatheCookie uwu true tho
Again.......fondant.
I have the worst threat
“Put my pen back or I won’t let you watch dangmattsmith!”
Sabrina thetomboy you are funny
@Sabrina thetomboy your a monster
Thanks Sabrina thetomboy
Eunice Trejo found it
* puts pen back *
I think the worst threat is telling people that if you don't clean your room you're birthday is being canceled 🎉🎉🎉
For girls:
Roses are red
Violets are not blue
Sarah is beautiful
And you are too!
For guys:
Roses are red
Violets are not blue
Matt is handsome
And you are too!
thx
You trippin trippin
Sarah's face is pretty! Respect her everybody!!!
Flirting
Yea
Yep
yes
@Maya King eh wat
“thats sad”
*Laughs*
2:34
-Matt 2019
Well that is seriously really sad
Boi he'll huh
You watch Flamingo don’t you Hannah.
Good job
Yeah LMAO 😂😂
Chocolate milk. So we're all just supposed to forget about Strawberry milk. Understood. Loud and clear. Thanks.
Agreed why not mention the STRAWBERRY MILK I mean come on people!
Mat: I like white frosting
Sarah: 😶👀
Matt: 🤦🏻♂️
Sarah is like "I like my chocolate" ❤
Sarah is like "I like my chocolate"❤
Sorry if I repeat it is was not working
Sarah is like " I like my the black cake"❤
Hehehe
Matt: I like Gatorade
Sara : I like chocolate milk (in cheerful voice)
Creepy riiiiight??????????????
Leave it at 14
Me tooo
bang energy gasps
@Tara Sutro same
2:21 when he said “yOu’Re nOt iNvIteD tO mY bIrTHdaY PaRtY” I literally spent the whole video laughing at it while thinking of it 😂
{_BOYSTORY’S EOMMA_} first grade me: nooooooooooo
That was me in first grade not inviting the boys then lying that they said they couldn’t come
Siena Metzger Ok that’s mean, even for first grade...
I’m high and I’m not even laughing at that
A material girl ad popped up lol
2:44 what if your least fav aunt Karen comes uninvited then you put ALL OF THE HOT DAWG ICE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Matt: sitting in a black chair
Sarah: sitting in a white chair lol.
I didn’t see any other comments say this
Ethan St Clair shut up bitch
@@georgiaharalson But it is a stolen comment it`s from 2 days ago.
Alizza Wright shut up bitch maybe it wasn't a stolen comment maybe some people just think the same way so shut the fuck up
That's sooooo true
“Your house is beautiful, but your mailbox is ugly”
“You have a beautiful house, but your personality is revolting.”
Sunny CloudySkies That is the best roast ever
Wyd I dont get it tf is this s***
That's rude but the girl is kinda fat
° ͜ʖ ͡ -
@@tashimaparker1712 what don't you get.
To all the people that bullied her in high school: she’s dating a celebrity now
Jamsyam o_o that’s pretty toxic and .... I like it
Jamsyam o_o 10/10 profile pic
Uhm Matt ain’t no celebrity he is a successful RUclipsr 😏
@@annejackson5822 same difference
and now she’s a celebrity
“If you don’t return my pen i will consume my soul” that’s me when i’m in class and somebody asks for a pen or a pencil
Matt: my fav drink is gadrade.
Sarah: my fav drink is chocolate milk
Me: -sitting here drinking chocolate milk
Gatorade
Are you really drinking chocolate milk
But she likes "chocolate milk"😏
Yus
LOL how
So you’re telling us your girlfriend is an investigator
Sarah be like : only one person came to my party same only me: one kid came to my party
Kristina Stephens same except it was me
0 came to my 😂😅
sad
Lucky you noone came to mine
Who's here in 2024😆✨👇(NOT BEGGING ITS A QUESTION)
Me in 2028
This is how many times Dang Mat Smith says get that outa here
👇🏿
8 times 🤣🤣🤣
29 times!
It's really 1 mil but the lines are 40
He says it 69 times
Mah he said that way more than 100
Title: Ft my girlfriend
Me: I am confusion
Yeah I am confusion too
I'm confusion too
Ft means featuring
When they were talking about the cake and the black frosting, I stood there in silence as they didn't know its called fondant
Nobody cares
Vanessa Guzman I thought the same thing
OOF
Tom Crawford no one asked YOU you jerk this is why you had no friends ever.
Shut up ain’t nobody care about you
XXXTENTACION how dare you say that someone’s mailbox is ugly
Me: takes a pen from RUclips
RUclips: put back my pen or I will add more ads
XD
XD 🤣🤣🤣
Dun dun duuuuuuun
im crazy channel that’s a benefit
That means you make more money
7:03 “Bro, your mailbox lookin’ ugly, man! Your mailbox looks like it belongs on Sesame Street!” - Matt Smith
Hahaha
When the video ended his girlfriend choked him out for roasting her
How come every comment exepte this one has no replys exepte my reply why............
@@rubencesareo7597 I dont know I thought people would reply that true
Haha so funny I forgot to laugh
:3
Now tha tuff
That person had no right to complain about their mailbox because their handwriting isn't any different
She “likes” “chocolate milk”
Yep idkw tho
Cheater!!!!!!!!
That’s enough RUclips for today 🤣🤣
Lol
Oof
Dangmattsmith: Gatorade
Me:**comes back with a Gatorade**
What is your favorite drink
Matt: gatorade
Bang Energy: R.I.P
At each end of the vid: GET BANG ENERGY!
At the beginning of this vid: my fave drink is Gatorade
Bang Energy: :( I thot I was ur fave drink..... ;(
facts!
The realization tho that Sarah had to think how she looked like Annabel after Matt said she looked like her lol
Lol😂
Me when I'm sick: *coughing into a shirt really hard*
Me watching dangmattsmith: *laughing into a blanket really hard
Corona
They are obviously just kidding.
But anyways hope you ars better now.
Maria Dumitru I said when I get sick
corona
My classmate: TEACHER!!! Teacher: yes Braden: classmate: you forgot the homework Whole classes minds: WHY DID HE TELL HER THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
same
Kacey Stevens sooo true tho
I respect him he's wearing a Naruto symbol on a shirt
David Launius I totally agree
Im here, my brother Itachi has dishonored our clan...... if they were alive.
I believe Matt is part of Akatsuki.
Well..... Technically it's the Akatsuki symbol
If u have a u tube channel, I'll subscribe
@@johnr9612 so do YOU commit supuku, or your BROTHER?
slay Queen 👑👑
Matt: u want some candies?
Friend: got snickers?
Matt: yea,get in man!~
😂😂
donn gettei
A kid in my class today when we were so close to switching classes was like “Uhh what about the homework?” I was so mad for the rest of the day
Was it in math class because it happened to me too
7th grade?
Lol
Matt: I'm not a black cake.
His girlfriend: Something that's on you is a " *BLACK* Cake "
😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰
you wrong for that
I now realize this. Thank you for this. 😅
A greater threat than consuming my soul: EATING MA BURGUR
People leaves passive aggressive note*
RUclips: SEND ALL THE RUclipsRS OUT, AND MAKE THEM REACT !
Matt: "My favorite drink is chocolate milk too."
Me:O thought it was Bang Energy
Sameee
done. ғrιend ι aм ⓢⓐⓓ ι ѕaw ⓜⓐⓣⓣ ⓢⓝⓐⓟ 😪 tnniiwuuy.tumblr.com/?673
Lol
@@reynaldoantunez7497 go awayyyyy
he did it for the sponsers
Smith: loves Gatorade energy drink and said it's his favorite
Also Smith: *sponsors bang energy drink*
Your girlfriend is SO BEAUTIFUL! It’s just………… her HAIR………………… I’ve NEVER seen a BOWLCUT on a GIRL……….… lol ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
They’re bangs my dude 🤣
Oops! 😅
Whoever left that note in Sarah's locker needs to change their personality
Sarah looks like the Wendy’s girl like if u think so
She be bootiful!!
Facts 💯
Ethan Blair she does but she is still beautiful inside and outside because everybody is
but a cute Wendy’s girl
Ethan Blair she kinda does
Matt seems sadder that he has a girlfriend now
That’s a great threat
She's ugly
@@ssjssgecko5411 your uglier dude.. no offence 😂
Gaaaayyyyy
SSJSS GECKO don't say that that's offensive
@@ssjssgecko5411 shut up at least she can get a boyfriend and keep one
Your videos always make me laugh😂😂😄😄
To all the people who are saying rude stuff about his girlfriend, she may not be beautiful in your eyes but she is in Matt’s eyes. That is what is important. She also seems really nice too.
@Kilish223 and nice
Hell yeah she is 13:30
Who th is saying that
That’s kinda rude when she said somone left a note inside her locker
Imagine how that cake decorator felt when they told them to write “You’re DEAD to us now.... we hope you fail.”
I would’ve immediately thought they where psychos....
If I had a job, and I was leaving it, I would bring a cake that said, "I QUIT. HAVE FUN MAKING IT WITHOUT ME. IF YOU CAN.
I know right
DidWhat happened to you
😂😂😂😂😂
I feel for the cake
Why doesn’t sponge bob live in a aquarium on Sesame Street
He is a penise
@@slimslider1661 yea
Matt: I've never had to deal with that. That's that privilege.
Me: That's that High school drop out.
Same!😂
🤣🤣🤣
I told my cat “IF YOU DONT GIVE ME MY PEN I WILL CONSUME YOUR SOUL! My cat: *purr*
Meow. Prrrrrr
Meow prrrrr
Cookies For life!!! Lmao
Meow😹😹😹😹😹
Ffgj huliuliliujkl
6:53 HAD ME DYING 😭😭😭 (I've been following him for a while on my old accounts)
Why is everyone being so disrespectful?
If Matt likes her then let him.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so anyone can be beautiful for some people but unattractive to others.
Well spoken ma dude well spoken
People are attacking her? I never see those comments. Usually the comments I see are people saying she's cute or that they're glad Matt is happy and so is she. I did see in one video though some one said he thought that Matt's girl is cheating on him because she doesn't refer to him as her boyfriend in the title of her videos only "DangMattSmith" and I just thought that was incredibly idiotic.
No one said anything?
The worst threat: Put back my pens or I will delete all your apps
Nikhil Kaushik BOI
Yep
😂
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏pls pov favor amigo don't do this to mi
Worst part is my brother deleted all my apps multiple times :(
Best most original threat ever: I won’t be your friend anymore
I don’t play Fortnite much anymore
😂😂 when it was on the mailbox part the person writed hallbox in stead of mailbox😂😂😂
:dangmattasmith: Gatorade is my favorite drink
Bang energy: your getting sponsored by GATORADE?!
omg XD
lol
Bang is dramatic LOL
Has any one noticed that matt is wearing the same colours as the cake
No
I have no idea🤔🤔🤔
Me not reading the comments be like: sorry 😬😬
🤤🤤
I have
This is how many times he said “Wow”
👇🏾
Hehe... You like...put a Black hand...cuz he...like...W-WHATEVER!
@AS - 05BB - Dolson PS (1449) BAD AS! BAD GUY YOU GO 💩💩💩🤐🖕🖕🖕
I WAS YOUR 159
I WAS YOUR 185
I have 7 "you forgot the homework"kids in my class.they are the outcasts of my class.hahahaha
matt has a girlfriend even though he said "i will forever be alone" two years ago
better be stalking
I remember that
Lol
So!?!?!?!?!? That was TWO YEARS AGO!!!
@@midnightcookie1294 I just think it was funny how he said that And i wrote that comment 7 months ago why are you replying to this now?!?!
THE MOST HORRIBLE THREAT EVER: You Better Give My Game Back Or I Will GET RID OF MEMES
Ahhhhh so sad 😥😩😱
No...
YOU MONSTER >;0
Lol RIP laurenzside she will die without memes or games if she was that person u gave the threat to she would give it back and look at tik toc #irelate
Oh god
I will tho
Matt: My Favorite drink is GAtorade
Bang Energy:Am I a Joke to you?
YO DRAMATIC
Matt: "Isn't it kinda ironic that she likes BLACK cake?"
Me:"Isn't it kinda ironic that you're wearing black, white, and red?"
Those are the colors of the akatsuki
What is that
@@MichaelPintoBean what is akatsuki
*_oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!_*
Emaris Ryza Abasolo naruto,Akatsuki .......
I like how he said
“Make sure to get that out of here on that like button.”
He just told us to pass on that like button
The best treatment is “if you don’t put my pen I will get yo dad with the BELT” that sounds like my childhood
It’s a treatment or a threat????
Sad
Offff LOL WOW 😅😂🤣😹
@@silverblunt6328 both
@@victoriasinga3920 that was a year ago, and it’s not a treatment
I am drinking Gatorade right now
Me: waaaa my hand hurts
Mom: what happend
Me: I slapped the like button
The biggest threat today is not answering a text
“What is ur fav drink”?
Matt:Gatorade
Bang Energy: 😱😱😱
Colten Nadzam was their a law?
Charlie TV stolen
Hahahah ikr
Colten Nadzam a law for copying a comment
Oh shut it
ARE WE GONNA IGNORE THAT SARAHS SHIRT HAS A CAT DABBING😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
matt: comment a good threat for taking ur stuff
me: Touch my stuff or i delete all your social media accounts
Edited:
A person: likes my comment
Me: 😍😍
Future me: 😬
Future me: what am I doing with my life
HEY!! Here is a good threat so no one can touch your stuff: a person: Hey, can I borrow your pencil?? Me: Sure! BUT IF YOU DON’T I WILL HAUNT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!! 😈 😈 😈 A person: ……………………ummmmmmmm………………nvm………………………*runs away*. Me: 😈 😈 😈*dabs*
No
You touch my stuff u get the nipple cripple
Get dis gug to 69
if you don't put my head phonesb
Persons insult: I will consume your soul 😈
My insult:
Don’t touch my Xbox or I will delete your Minecraft world 😂
Damn
That's the worst threat EVER!! YOUR EVIL!!!!!!
Your too mean.😈😈
now THAT would scare me 😆
*LMAO*
2:23 Omg I died outta laughter cuz Matt Did that
Both of you are amazing and you should know that.😊😊😊😊😊
Sarah, just so you know, chocolate milk is my favorite drink too. And since I really love it, I like to call it "chocky milk"
LOL
Same
I agree
Who wants a free chocky milk
LOL
I love chocky milk