The Posh Breakdown of the Gorilla Who Refers To Himself as an Ass
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- Опубликовано: 15 июн 2014
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Here's a tribute to MrTennek's posh videos in the form of a special rendition of the DK Rap.
Credit goes to MrTennek himself for not only the concept, but sharing his stock noise library on his blog.
If perchance the viewer enjoyed this fit of stretching song lyrics from a form of sport executed by electronically manipulating images produced by a computer program on a television screen or other display screen to uncomfortably sizeable proportions, then perhaps they would be so kind as to donate to the creator of this video using a platform misspelled after a hot beverage made from the extract of roasted ground seeds of a tropical shrub! ko-fi.com/geibuchan
>"One hell of a guy" becomes "His satanic nature"
gg verbose meme
Chunky Kong is an Atheist? maybe THAT is why He Died...
Poyostar atheist =/= satanist
Where is it. timestamp please!
@@painedfetus8210 9:37
@@Dinoman972 thanks!
When you gotta hit that word count on your English paper.
Lol I relate
Lol
yo 420 likes
Shakespeare would be proud
[ ] Attractiveness and charm
[ ] An overall sense of elegance in his refinements or movements
[X] A highly amusing front upon his somewhat unstable cranium.
Lanky KongVEVO He has no style, he has no grace, this Kong has a funny face. That's what he is saying.
How does one say "fucking disgrace" in posh?
The act of causing sperm to enter an egg, which will ultimately grow to become a member of the species originating in Africa and now living throughout the entire collection of individual atoms which have over time pulled themselves together via gravity and formed a very large sphere, and also release pleasing hormones in individuals participating in the act, the aforementioned description being used in this case to emphasize the words which are about to be communicated next, one who has committed some act or stated some communication to make one be viewed unfavorably, extending to those related closely to them, by the species originating in Africa and now living throughout the entire collection of individual atoms which have over time pulled themselves together via gravity and formed a very large sphere.
A rough translation.
+Insert Original Name Here okay thanks.
me in a nutshell
The first draft of the DK Rap.
The british had problems trimming the fat.
The sound effects elevate this from dumb to brilliant
Project Two Five Zero One Agreed.
To me, it's already brilliant enough, but those sound effects add in the morning vibes.
That’s Jojo for you
1:29 'Nuff said.
Especially the “pop”s when the Zingers despawn.
Every "D.K." and "huh" was physically painful every time.
The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive, and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive.
Then everything must be "physically painful" to you.
It was annoying at first, and then like midway through became liek the most catchy part lol
@@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotion that come with being surprised, in a state of disbelieve, anger, or interest!
@@aionicthunder
The gorilla who refers to himself as an ass
>"Pumping air in his own body in a way that is sure to expand it"
>Sure to expand it
>expand it
>expand
such expand
muck schlong
wow
SHORELY YU JESTIN
amaze
@@kenetickups6146 >telling someone to kill themselves over a doge meme
>spells thou as "though"
Pardon my intrusion into this conversation that had already reached a conclusion some one thousand and ninety-five days ago, good sir, but it would appear to be necessary to thoroughly demonstrate to the world - including yourself, should you desire to see - that you, at the precise moment in time of typing that comment, have given the general populace of this interconnected virtualized network (that we are accessing through a number of electronic devices) the perception that you are of a certain group of people that of which are known and labelled for being afflicted with any of a range of neurodevelopmental disorders that impede cognitive functions including but not limited to the ability to process thought and any information that of which is obtained through the five main senses of the human body. Specifically speaking, yours is of an extremely severe type of mental impairment, one that is characterized by - among a plethora of other things - an Intelligence Quotient (I.Q.) value below the numerical value of 70, found from rigorous tests of mental capacity. In your position, the most intelligent thing you should hopefully be capable of doing is disconnecting your electronic device from any means of access to this interconnected network, and taking extreme caution after said task is performed to ensure that you do not reconnect to this same network at any point in time from this moment forward, as it would be a shame if you were to reply to my statement and prove my conjectures correct to an even greater degree than previously demonstrated here.
Additionally, it should be noted that if you were attempting to make a statement of extreme verbosity, it is evident to the world that you did not exert enough effort into making your statement truly verbose; your attempts appear amateurish at best, and I find it difficult to feel any form of pity for your unfortunate existence, as you are an individual who would be defined as being excessively normal, plain, and basic to his peers.
COLONIZE ON SIGHT
Xpand
At long last these fine gentlemen have arrived at this place or position,
+The Guy and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of
presenting a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this
screen.
+eggchjf Perhaps if thou art aware of the lyrics to the display of musical poetry that they are about to present, then thou art more than welcome to come together with these gentlemen and act as they shall be doing.
We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succession in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause.The Guy
Keep a good mind that thou art intended to be doing this while we bring you along the thrills of a popular genre of music of African American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one.
Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotion that comes with being surprised, in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest.
This primate, despite being quite mentally insane, thoroughly enjoys this melodic performance!
Wrestling Intro.
Me at people who like modern pop music
me when toby fucks the mario paint midi just right
just like me fr
The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive
dk
The gorilla who refers to himself as an ass is present within the facility of this place of business
@@helloiamenergyman
Shameful rectum
"... He more than makes up with his shortcomings in his satanic nature" That have honestly just killed me right there lol
23BoyDanny The creators of this motion picture associated with audio deprived thyself of life via expression or appearance of merriment or amusement nearer to the beginning of a particular time or period at which this form of moving picture associated with audio ceases to be stopped. The being in the second person as of this piece of written dialogue is resistant to pressure created by the vocal cords as a reaction to a piece of moving picture associated with audio entertainment so as to not be deprived of life until a particular time or period at which this form of moving picture associated with audio proceeds to once again be stopped.
This humble member of the RUclips community wants to announce publicly via this written sentence that he has contributed a vote of approval to this audiovisual production.
I, another user and contributor of content to the largest video-sharing website on the internet, most commonly known as RUclips, shall voice my honest opinion regarding this other RUclips users commentary on the video post "The posh breakdown of a gorilla who refers to himself as an ass." This opinion I share with this commentary is of great agreement, so much so that I would say that it's relevance to the video post at hand and also my own opinion, is worthy of receiving the basic award commonly given to other RUclips comments for being humourous or highly agreeable, known as a like. I would like to congratulate you for creating such a wonderful commentary on this video post beyond a simple like, and shall voice my dearest opinion to you in word format:
"haha that's pretty funny."
my personal opinion on the gratitude of you two certain users and contributors pleases me and I, fortunately, shall show approval from thyself
this humble and very refined user of the youtube visual and audio displaying service available on the internet would like to agree with you three fellow youtube users on this creation of audio and visual display made by a content creator geibuchan on how his work is very much creative and indeed envokes a sound of joy and happiness therefore invoking good emotions from user watching the audio and visual display.
I am ruining the replies.
@@arcadejaguar409 I, another user of this video sharing website known as RUclips, have expressed my dissatisfaction with your careless words that have disrupted the fine manor of which we all are typing sentences in. I have made this expression of dissatisfaction by bestowing onto your comment, a gesture in which the short, dexterous digit of the human hand is exempt from being flexed in a way that has the open hand become a fist, thus having it be the center of attention, and then rotate my wrist to have the remaining extended digit on my hand to be aimed towards the ground.
"If you know the words, you can join in too!"
**Cracks knuckles**
very underrated comment right here
Cracks my good sir
LMAAAAAOOO im out
Holy ravioli-
In, at, or to this place of position,
"The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet" killed me every goddamn time.
I'm going to start saying "You more than make up for your shortcomings in your satanic nature" in any situation where a friend is down in the dumps.
I love how the RUclips captions just keep stacking onto each other the longer a single sentence runs.
what's even funnier is that depending on the sentence length, the animation will change in speed accordingly to fit it
this video is a masterpiece in parody, and needs to be immortalized
"This fine gentlemen has returned once more. However a good sum of people, such as me, share the opinion that he should have arrived a lot sooner"
Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised, in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest.
HUH!
This is what I’m gonna say whenever the teacher says I plagurized because I wrote stuff down in a more stuff than the usual
Top 10 rappers Eminem was too scared to diss
its not that he was scared, he literally couldn't, it was physically impossible
Donkey Kong 64 - A Documentary Series
The Gorilla Who Refers To Himself as an Ass: The Integer of the Modern Numerical System Following Five and Preceding Seven and the Integer of the Modern Numerical System Following Three and Preceding Five: A Collection of Informational Motion Pictures Usually Centered Around a Specific Theme Intended To Provide Education For the Viewers Observing
This should be voiced by Morgan Freeman
@@pixellord2370 or Stephen Fry
I lost it at "his Satanic nature"
Hes one hell of a guy
This sounds like an old timey butler who time traveled to the future and back trying to explain to his young master what Donkey Kong is
Now to get Grant Kirkhope to sing this
***** A chance...
Put your hands together... And up your ass...
lol, Guest Grumps reference. 😋
I think I have an answer for your prayers here: ruclips.net/video/RDRCz7inRMg/видео.html
Oh god yes
This video gave me great insight on how the english language works.
Same
agreed
Indubidively, I truly was enertained as well as educated
There’s a bardcore version of the dk rap available with Medeival Dialect
help, my reccomended is a rabbit hole of DK rap edits
did You Try Shooting Your Recommended Videos with a Coconut Gun? Legends Say it Fires In Spurts!
Poyostar And if it shoots ya, *it’s gonna hurt!*
I require your list of which this social media platform suggests to you
Don’t you mean “I acquire assistances as my entertainment algorithm is an Oryctolagus cuniculus deep space underground of the fourth letter in the Latin alphabet and the eleventh letter in the Latin alphabet melodies and beats to form a type of song audio alterations intended for entertainment purposes”?
I don't see why this is a problem
"A popular genre of music of African - American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a pre-recorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one."
Rap was invented by a white person actually.
source?
Rapping, also referred to as MCing or emceeing, is a vocal style in which the artist speaks lyrically and rhythmically, in rhyme and verse, generally to an instrumental or synthesized beat. Beats, almost always in 4/4 time signature, can be created by sampling and/or sequencing portions of other songs by a producer. They also incorporate synthesizers, drum machines, and live bands. Rappers may write, memorize, or improvise their lyrics and perform their works a cappella or to a beat. Hip hop music predates the introduction of rapping into hip hop culture, and rap vocals are absent from many hip hop tracks, such as "Hip Hop, Be Bop (Don't Stop)" by Man Parrish; "Chinese Arithmetic" by Eric B. & Rakim; "Al-Naafiysh (The Soul)" and "We're Rocking the Planet" by Hashim; and "Destination Earth" by Newcleus. However, the majority of the genre has been accompanied by rap vocals, such as the Sci-fi influenced electro hip hop group Warp 9. Female rappers appeared on the scene in the late 1970s and early 69s, including Bronx artist MC Sha Rock, member of the Funky Four Plus One, credited with being the first female MC and The Sequence, a hip hop trio signed to Sugar Hill Records, the first all female group to release a rap record, Funk You Up.
I hope they use this version of the song in Smash Bros.
Next time I have a get together with my friends I’m totally playing this during a serious smash battle
Mod it into the game
The irony that this was written before the DK Rap got butchered in Smash Wii U onwards 😔
THIS DOCUMENTARY IS SO FUCKING FEATURE LENGTH THAT IT TOOK AT LEAST 100 EXPANSION PAKS TO RENDER THIS VIDEO.
Not to mention 64 showerings of coconut creme pies.
Once you start watching, you can't stop.
I hate that I have to watch this at 12:42am now
LittlePotatoMan I’m watching this at like 2 am
your pfp makes me happy
5:53 "Despite being quite mentally insane"
Made me laugh so hard
Viewing this digital motion picture has subjected this specific member of the audience to experience sensations of delirium and ecstasy in such an intensity so as to throw them upon the base surface of their residence, typically paved with strips of treated wood or textiles, while involuntarily maneuvering their body in a circular motion parallel to said base surface and suffering from involuntary, audible contractions of the muscular diaphragm separating the abdominal and thoracic cavities, typically regarded as an expression of joy and mirth.
to Put it Bluntly, ROFL!
An action or display that other humans would give the title to describe as, an ass.
the fucking sound effects
1:57
"This simian is in possession of a weapon *loads gun* capable of launching round seeds originating from a tropical palm that can consist of a hard shell with edible white flesh"
JESUS THAT ENDING FUCK DONT DO THAT TO ME
+Luna Iux ruclips.net/video/U7oXuFwvCq4/видео.html
What's the ending now that you said it I'm scared
>that link
excuse me
In case you haven't watched it, it's not a jumpscare. It's just classic Geibuchan ear rape.
AGAIN TODAY I'M REALLLY GAY I ALWAYS DIE
This works beautifully as ASMR.
Oh, well when you put it that way beware the ending. That's the last thing I'd want from an ASMR video.
@@Geibuchan I was gonna upvote but the count is at 69
nice
(nobody touch it!)
I will release upon your body a flurry of pastries which main ingredients consist of the fruit with a hard exterior shell and white flesh that grows from tropical palms.
"He more than makes up for his shortcomings in his Satanic nature"
Oh.
Hes one hell of a guy
11:18 For a reoccurring occasion resembling one I have experienced in the past, on this particular cycle of which the earth completes a full revolution about its axis, I feel an especially large amount of homosexual feelings, however during every situation referring to the past, present or future, I inevitably perish.
TJ / Henry Yoshi The action of pressing down on the pressurized button labeled with the first letter of the basic modern Latin Alphabet is the action of pressing down on the pressurized button labeled with the first letter of the basic modern Latin Alphabet, you are unable to claim the action of pressing down on the pressurized button labeled with the first letter of the basic modern Latin Alphabet is simply half of the action of pressing down on the pressurized button labeled with the first letter of the basic modern Latin Alphabet.
TJ / Henry Yoshi You can't just have half homosexual feelings,or you have or you don't
TJ / Henry Yoshi one can not simply press the button know as an "a" by ÷2, simply put, an "a" button is simply only that of an "a" button
11:21 A series of instrumental sounds combined in such a manner as to utilize strong dissonance to produce a harsh feeling of unpleasantness, with the intended goal of informing the astute person who listens, especially someone who does so in an attentive manner, that this character who resembles a young male member of the Homo sapiens species with the specialized paired appendages that enable some animals to fly, in particular a colorless avian, who refers to himself by the name of A Large Hole In The Ground, has met with a terrible fate in which he refers to himself in the first person while declaring that he is currently in the state of having completed or ended an action or activity, with the contextual implication that this action or activity is his previous state of condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Rather notably, the first four instances within the aforementioned series of instrumental sounds have been significantly altered by means of raising their quantity or power of sound to such an exaggerated degree that their audible quality is heavily distorted, so as to induce a level of defilement, comparable to the improper engagement of sexual activities without the explicit consent of both parties, in the organs of hearing and balance in the unfortunate person who is listening in an attentive manner.
This...thus is bootyful
Eleven and a half minutes of pure comedy gold.
Evertime the letter "D" comes up the transcript goes nuts...
I didn't expect to be laughing so hard to the point of crying by the end of this video.
Fancy seeing you here.
your commitment to the joke is top tier
your mom is top tier
The sound effects bring this all together.
Also "he more than makes up for his shortcomings in his satanic nature."
9:37
"He more than makes up for his shortcomings in his satanic nature"
LMFAO
Why did I get this in my recommendations in 2019?
*I should have gotten this earlier*
"e-e-e-edible seeds" killed me
Now I'd like to see how Mojo Jojo would interpret this...
ShadowShrinkee I don't really know anymore.
If somebody actually does that in this reply thread, and well done too, I will- Well, I DUNNO HOW I CAN REPAY HIM FOR DOING THAT TASK. (Doing all the typing of just the "lyrics" itself is already too long.) However, if he/she makes a video about it, I'll make sure it gets popular.....
In, at, or to this place or position.
and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of performing a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this screen.
We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succesion in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause.
the length is an entire episode of spongebob
Nobody:
Me trying to sound intelligent:
Me trying to get to 1000 words in my essay:
"gentlemen"
tiny kong: am i a joke to you
Alternate Title - "Expand Verbose"
A word to describe the enlargement of an item to a size that is larger than which it was previously which in the context of this phrasing means the arousal of the male genitalia known as the penis, cock or dick to those uninformed of terms deemed higher on a graph of grace or complexity. An uncommonly used label that of which defines text as being too long, or a needlessly expanded version required for the current situation at hand. When these two words combine, they create a phrase that is not only a derivative of a joke that pertains to an image of an iconic gorilla who's name has been established as Donkey Kong using a facial expression that seems to indicate the qualifications for the state of arousal have been met within his body, but in addition to it's aforementioned status the phrase also qualifies as wordplay because of the very nature of the popular internet born joke that makes existing text too long for the current situation and as a result creates the wordplay that could mean more than just a label, but also to extend one's knowledge of the language of origin that traces back to a previous monarchy called England.
Princess Luna You had me at expand
Princess Luna You called?
THE VERBOSITY HAS BEEN DOUBLED!
+Sir Kasai Underrated comment is massively underrated.
Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised, in the state of disbelief, anger, or interest.
"It shall definitely not be a regrettable decision"
Me asking for anything
Wow... this has got to be the MOST-DETAILED, MOST-PROFFESIONAL rap song I have EVER heard!
I love the added in sound effects to go with the insane slow motion. XD
"The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive followed by the eleventh letter of the aforementioned alphabet representing the voiceless velar plosive."
FUCKING DONE
SIDES HAVE TAKEN OFF
I feel like I’m watching a BBC documentary
"He totally intends to unleash destruction upon your wellbeing."
Me showing my class a meme:
My philosophy teacher:
I have learned more in this 11 minute video then school will ever be able to teach me
"The Gorilla who refers to himself as an ass"
Gold.
When the exam question has a ''use your own words'' question
You cannot--fucking CANNOT--get any better than this.
This made my week; Possibly my month, too.
I know watching this in a library was a bad idea
He more than makes up for his shortcomings in his satanic nature
Beautiful. This rendition of the DK Rap has moved me. I love the various sounds used for the characters' movements and shenanigans! It really adds to it. A+!
Can I submit this for finals?
Sexy juju
Dental closeive
F saw op kamari
FroggywithFries
Didn't expect to see a comment from u. How's the gig on the planet?
Plagiarism time!
*THE UNGRACIOUS PRIMATE*
This gem never stops shining, such high class, its elegant voice over. What a great video.
This is freakin' beautiful. A work of art!
This forced the corners of my lips to rise in an approving fashion
THE MASCULINE THIRD PERSON SINGULAR.
I just wanted an entire nature documentary
I AM STUNNED. VERY BIG MOVIE. LOTS OF LONG WORDS.
No Doge jokes please
How people write essays when they gotta reach a certain word count
These were 11 and a half minutes of my life… that I couldn’t have spent better
ED-ED-ED-EDIBLE SEEDS
Video: only preforms this feat when appsolutley requires to do so
Actual gameplay: DOES THE FEAT 24/7
There is no style here
There is no grace here
You have a funny face
Calvin Infinity How about this one;
There is a lack of style in the vicinity
There is also a lack of grace in the vicinity
You, good sir, have a most unusual face
Alex Kenderian You can use your appendages to be able to stand upside down utilizing the aforementioned appendages for support,
and you can stretch your arms out at lengths that would be normally impossible for the average human at one's request.
You, good sir, can also pump air into your own body like an inflatable rubber sack used at children's birthday parties.
Calvin Infinity :(
Dare I say, this musical composition is highly reminiscent of the scene of the animated film directed by Sir Hideaki Anno in 1997 in which the juvenile female of 14 years of age hailing from a federal parliamentary republic in central-western Europe awakens from her traumatic slumber in order to control the large biomechanical construct surrounding her to cripple and mutilate fellow biomechanical constructs sent by a secret cabal to destroy her.
"He more than makes for it in his Satanic nature"
CHUNKY NO!!!!!!
CHUNKY *YES!!!!!!*
0:23
To WHOMEVER. You Philistines.
This particular captured footage with recorded dialogue uploaded onto a video file sharing internet page brings up feelings of joy and amusement in this user of the video file sharing site that goes by the title of "Male Human That Is a Terrestrial Pulmonate Gastropod Mollusc Composed of Molten Rock."
Take a shot after every posh Huh and DK
This is one of the greatest things i have ever seen. Thank you so much
I often come here to relax when I'm stressed. Something about this video both calms me and fills me with joy.
I never thought I'd see it... But the internet never ceases to amaze me...
"He more than makes up for his shortcomings in his satanic nature!"
At a few seconds in I was already losing it XD -> As I casually viewed this rather intriguing video for a sixth of a minute, my persons began to simulate the feeling of insurmountable enjoyment, followed by the compression of my lungs and diaphragm in order to produce a sound which may or may not attract attention to my being, of which at the aforementioned time, was doing so without any foreseeable control. One could judge my state of mind as being compromised in the situation stated. Modern expression resembling a face extending both sides of the mouth and fully closing one's eye lids to implicate that one would be feeling joyous.
This is by far my favorite video on RUclips
the dramatic music REALLY helps express the thought that they are all going through a mental hell rn
E-e-e-edible seeds
"Category: Nonprofits and Activism"
[❌] Charm
[❌] Elegance
[✔️] Highly amusing somewhat unstable cranium
HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT ENDING
I'M FUCKING CRYING HOLY SHIT
ALSO MY EARS ARE DEAD
TODOKETE
His coconut gun
can halate in spurts!
i want the gay kid icarus song
I just came from the final SiIvagunner video
let us cry together brothers :'(
ruclips.net/video/_yJjqJ_lgMM/видео.html
*interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest*
This might be the smartest thing I’ve heard in my whole life
I had this in my watch later for over a year and I finally got to watching it today
Basically watched the whole thing all the way through. Beautiful.
"I've never been more hurt by a RUclips video." -My friend watching this.