Lanky Kong is terrifying bc he doesn't SEND you to Hell or even DRAG you there. He TAKES you. This implies he casually strolls into Hell on a regular basis, taking his opponents by the hand there.
“He’ll make you some pie, after he gets high, but the Kremling’s be trippin’ cuz he’s super fly!” You see how Eminem has been pretty silent ever since this dropped?
Face: [❌] Soul: [❌] Can take you to hell: [✅] Able to stand when he needs to pee: [❌] Shot himself: [✅] Inflates himself like Dedede: [✅] Is a crazy Kong: [✅]
These are the funniest things to me: "He's the worst member of the Dic Fan Club!" * evetything from "This crazy Kong is a crazy Kong!" to "Makes Donkey Kong seem so much fun!" *
@pudding MiCoffee No thanks. I don't have a WiiU, and I have no money, no life, and no friends/girlfriend. So I don't think I can afford your offer, sorry. I know the words, so I have no life. I'm still not sure Dic has a fan club.
*”He’ll make you some pie!”* *”After he gets high!”* *”But Kremlings be trppin’...”* *”Cause he’s super FLY!”* That was the hardest part for me as a kid
So I’ve probably revisited this north of 30 times and I JUST NOW caught that the lighting effect used during Rosen’s rap part is synced with the stage lighting in-game. It’s so seamless that I never paid attention to it and isn’t that the highest compliment of all?
Well he appeared in DKC (first appearance) Appeared again DKC2 (The third Again) Vanished in DKC3 but got saved (the second again) And is in DK64 (he's back again)
Im a sucker for repeats so the "Put your hands together, if you wanna put your hands together" "This crazy kong is a crazy kong" "He's back again, and he's back again again" jokes are perfect for me
The Kataas-taasang, Kagalang-galangang Katipunan ng mga Anak ng Bayan ("Supreme and Venerable Association of the Children of the Nation", Spanish: Suprema y Venerable Asociación de los Hijos del Pueblo), also known as Katipunan or KKK, was a Philippine revolutionary society founded by anti-Spanish colonialism Filipinos This is what it means in the Philippines.
Same, in fact my friend introduced me to this I’ve never stopped watching this. It’s still hilarious and me and my friend like quoting this, but sadly only me and him get it
I haven’t seen the Mario Movie yet, but I’m prepping myself with Mario related nostalgic content before I see it. This ytp has always been a HUGE contributor to my continued love for Mario and ytps ☝️ thank u Jimmy for this beautiful creation you made FR, and It’ll always be held close to my heart
People ate all commenting about their favorite parts but honestly this entire YTP is hilarious and I was laughing the whole way through. My favorite line was "He's the leader of Korea, he's got diarrhea"
"Filler" doesn't mean it's bad. When I use the term filler I just mean that it's a small, side project to fill the space between bigger projects. Some of my favorite YTPs that I've made are filler and some of my bigger projects are terrible.
Jimmy Davis oh my bad. I'm used to seeing "filler" in the title, and the poop being garbage. Because some others say filler instead of "shitpost". But I see this definitely isn't the case! Another good job jimmy!
Donkey Kong: +Leads the entire northern half of the country of Korea +The Kongs worship him like a god +Controls all the media +Very good at urinating +Can speak Italian -Has a funny face -Has no pants -Has diarrhea -Highly regarded as the worst member of the DIC fan club not for his above flaws, but for the atrocities he's committed against humanity -Still hasn't died ÷Is gay Tiny Kong: +Has pants +Capable of crushing a Hobbit just to make her soup -Moves slowly when she needs to pee -Can't hold her pee in -Shooting her is somehow funny -No fans Lanky Kong: +Can drag you to hell +Can inflate himself like King Dedede -No face -No soul -Can't stand up when he needs to pee -Suicidal despite being an all-powerful demon from the legions of Hell -Crazy Diddy Kong: +Skilled at making pastries such as pies (but only after he gets high) +Is super fly +Has the ability to fly to incredible heights if he poops himself +Can bend time and space and somehow be back again twice -He's... gone? Chunky Kong: +Massive sex appeal despite being obese +Able to clone himself +He's okay -Drug addict -His obesity prevents him from flying -He's dead Michael Rosen: +Swam the entire English channel at the age of 1 -Ate a soapy flannel at 2 +Got thinner at 3 -Lost the ability to decide what to have for dinner at the age of 4
![[YTP] The DK diss track](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JzouBo2yh_s/mqdefault.jpg)
[❌] has a face
[❌] has a soul
[✔] will take you to hell
Has pants
He’ll take you to hell
Like my ex boyfriend 😂
Good job
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[❌] Stands up when he needs to pee
[✅] *Knows the words*
[❎] *Has a life*
❎
Are Yoh Describing us all?
Rev Koka beggar
ShinyMew2 Cat Why would he be a beggar?
A.Random .Stranger well it pretty strait forward
Lanky Kong is terrifying bc he doesn't SEND you to Hell or even DRAG you there. He TAKES you. This implies he casually strolls into Hell on a regular basis, taking his opponents by the hand there.
This comment made me laugh harder than I should have 🤣
monke man, take me by the hand to the underland
Damn dude
@@endernightblade1958 that you understand
They say the journey to the corner of hell is a real trip
He takes you by the ear
1:24 the entire Lanky Kong segment was gold.
HE HAS NO FACE 😶 HE HAS NO SOUL 💀
IF YOU CROSS HIM HE'LL TAKE U TO HELL 😈 HE CAN'T STAND UP WHEN HE NEED'S TO PEE 🤨
AND THIS TIME *EXPLOSION* HE JUST SHOT HIMSELF 🔫
INFLATE HIMSELF JUST LIKE DEDEDE! THIS CRAZY KONG IS A CRAZY KONG!
Not enough people have acknowledged “crotch shot!”
Stickster Stickme yes
*C R A S H*
Smexy
And this time, he's... Gone?
“cRoTcH ShOt.”
“K-K”
Me: Are they going to-
“KK-K!”
Me: Yep
It’s free real estate
I knew DK and his crew of things that have the brain of Siri which for one is horrible, but anyways I knew they were racist, those *frickin* kOnGs.
it's for ku klux kong
King of the Kremling Krew
K K K K K K K
KKKKKK
*_K_*
As I revisit this I realize that “he’s the worst member of the Dic fan club” is arguably the most underrated line in the entire YTP canon.
Crotch shot is more underrated
True
No, it’s *grapes*
what does it mean
@@atavoidirc5409 DIC was the studio that made the old Mario TV shows
“If he squirts ya, it’s gonna suck, dude!”
Most underrated line ever.
1:55 until DQ at 2x speed is actually 🔥
As a flareon I’m sure you’re very used to that, I feel you pal
@@wolfdragox5563 also what
@@someguywhogodknows7348 hey guys did you know...
@@blockstacker5614Don’t you _dare_ finish that sentence.
The worst part of this video is that I can't watch it for the first time again.
ikr :C
Yes you can
Just get a different account, so it'll be the first time you watch it history-wise
Just don't watch it for a year, then randomly find it again. It's almost better than watching it for the first time.
@@saj831 Ah, then.. are you assuming I'm stupid enough to not to realize?
"Donkey Kong is gay!"
-JK Rowling
Yes
Lol
So gay!
Cyberbrickmaster1986 YOU-YOU-RUclips POOP
Nah, he’s a trans icon so she hates him.
"This crazy Kong is a crazy Kong"
-Master Oogway
There are no accidents? Explain this
There ARE no accidents.
Unless you can count Fortnite.
That was made by a man who even the Devil refuses to anger out of pure fear.
ruclips.net/video/-1yzoiUIGGs/видео.html
As a kremling, I could confirm that all of this stuff about the kongs is true.
Roleplay account detected
This is proof your everywhere.
@@Link-to-the-Smash Me?
@@AGZhark i was talking abot koporal K. Reep
@@Link-to-the-Smash O’ I just report people like that so raise the chances of them getting terminated
"he's the leader of korea, he's got diarrhea"
instant like
TiKAL hes back to say mama mia
Dd ddd dddddddddd k
He's finally back, to say "Mamma mia"
And he's finally back to say"MAMMA MIA!"
“If he shoots ya, it’s gonna suck, dude”
Pants [❌]
Leader of Korea [✔️]
Got Diararea[✔️]
Edit: Gay [✔️]
Diarrhea*
Says mama Mia [✅]
Squirt gun shoot piss [✅]
Worst member of the Dic Fan Club [✅]
he's finally back..to say MAMA MIA
“He’ll make you some pie,
after he gets high,
but the Kremling’s be trippin’
cuz he’s super fly!”
You see how Eminem has been pretty silent ever since this dropped?
I mean, he did Godzilla not too long ago.
[✅] He’s the leader of Korea
[✅] He’s got diarrhea
[✅] Finally back to say “Mama Mia!”
[✅] Gay
[✅] Funny face
[❎] Pants
[✅] Worst member of the dic flan club
Fire lines
Face: [❌]
Soul: [❌]
Can take you to hell: [✅]
Able to stand when he needs to pee: [❌]
Shot himself: [✅]
Inflates himself like Dedede: [✅]
Is a crazy Kong: [✅]
T O H E L L W E G O
Y A Y W E G E T T O G O T O H E L L
D O E S T H I S M E A N I G O T O H E L L T O O
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
H O O R A Y
a l s o t h i s c o m m e n t i s u n o r i g i n a l
( B u t i t ' s f u n n y s o i t ' s o k a y )
Kamron:
He's back again:[✅]
There's a worrying amount of pee in this.
And yet no gay baby jails...
But if you cross Lanky Kong, he sends you to GBJ
Aw PISS!
I said the same about my coffee
time to take
Well, at least I know I can put my hands together with no shame now!
donkey kong is gay
i wonder what's for dinner
the noice guy
one okay guy
He's back again
And he's back again again
These are the funniest things to me:
"He's the worst member of the Dic Fan Club!"
* evetything from "This crazy Kong is a crazy Kong!" to "Makes Donkey Kong seem so much fun!" *
I like how it's relatively funny that he's so fat.
Hah this guy and i got no life.
1:55 Donkey Kong Country Returns HD revealed in a Nintendo Direct.
I came back to this video specifically for that reason lol
The fucking sentence mixing.
DDDDDDDD
Wilfred Cthulu it's gold
DoomGuy Pictures K
KJ Setser it is pretty good. It sound okay, but you can tell what it says w/o the subs.
K
"his squirt gun can shoot... piss..."
the way that line is delivered shall always stick with me
“If you know the words”
“You got no life”
*he’s got a point and I don’t like it*
This makes Donkey Kong seem so much fun! 😂😄😀
So we've got
-Kim Kong Un
-Pants Kong
-Crazy Kong AKA the devil himself
-Back Again
-Okay Kong
Idk.
I bet everyone worships Kim Kong Un in a gigantic personality cult
Crack Kong
@@_b1itzkri3g21 Okay Kong
>Back again
lol
HE’S BACK AGAIN AND HE’S BACK AGAIN AGAIN
@@The_Kevinist
And this time, he's...
...gone?
I didn't know DIC had a fan club
Well, neither did I. Now, we do.
@pudding MiCoffee No thanks. I don't have a WiiU, and I have no money, no life, and no friends/girlfriend. So I don't think I can afford your offer, sorry. I know the words, so I have no life. I'm still not sure Dic has a fan club.
*camera goes through a shot of a bedroom out the window*
... DIC!
AglazedDonut 643 yeah, we got the Sailor Moon dub, inspector gadget, Care Bears, everything
DO THE MARIO!
[✅] Smokes Crack
[❎] Can Fly
[✅] Ok guy
Lol.
WHY IS IT GREEN
*WHY IS IT GREEN*
@@spedur3361 don't you love people who are so narcissistic, they like their own comments? Pathetic.
@@THWhite-ip3uq I like my own comments out of instinct
For anyone wondering, the voice at the end after the boom says
“Pineapple’s great. But. It sucks on pizza.”
It took me way too long to figure it out.
The one part of this song I disagree with
My brother loves Hawaiian pizza.
I thought it said: pineapple grapes but it sucks on deez nut
@@ThatGreenSpy so do I. I felt insulted with the line.
At first I thought it said pineapples grapes probably because the original word was grapes but I still knew it said that it was bad on pizza
It took me WAY too long to figure out that “the decayer app” sounds like “the DK rap” when you say it out loud.
Me 2
He recently did something similar:
Diabeetus = Die of Pingus
I just figured this out. Wow.
Same
I thought it was just called that
"So gay!"
When *the very first second* of a YTP makes you laugh, you know its gonna be good! :D
“If you know the words! You have no life!”
“Crotch shot” is the most underrated line in the YTP canon
"DK, Donkey Kong is gay!"
"He's the leader of Korea, he's got diarrhea."
This song gets me every freakin time
the mama mia was comedy gold lmaooo
“And this time he just shot himself” that voice was a mix of disappointment and not surprised
I can watch this clip for hours 1:34
Managed to rewind exactly to that line
😂
The part where michael rosen came in and freestyled was gold
Wal-Mart, Pingas, Pineapple under the Seaaaaat. Grapes, Grapes, Grapes Grapes Grapes and Pineapple Pizza, Aw Yuck!
Pineapples’ great, but it sucks on pizza!
l0rd0ct0d0rk it caught me off guard and I almost died
2:54
When’s the Micheal Rosen life line year for year rap?
0:24 I AM STUCK IN AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF PAIN
0:26 these are the smoothest rhymes i've ever heard
2:57 is it just me or this part is actually good?
It is. It is very good.
NICE
It is very awesome I loved it
N o I c e
AY
Leaked footage of the DLC for the new DK 64 remaster in 2058
Ah shit.
here we go again.
Top ten times someone continued a sentence
@@gameking1happy yeh.
no, 2069
2:11 Why does this part actually go hard, though?
I agree it slaps
He’ll make you some pie after he gets high
But Kremlings be trippin cause he’s super fly
1:55 dont mind me just making a timestamp
Chunky don’t know what he doing
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
KKKKKKKKKK
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@TheMacCheechManHe’s back again, and he’s back again again!
And this time... *Sonic spring sound* hes... gone?
DK Rap sentence mixing is one of my favorite things on the whole internet.
JediGuyKaleb but it's perfected in this video
She protecc
She attacc
But most importantly...
She pissed herself
NewSuperMarioBah so?
If fit it:She pissed herselfcc
@NewSuperMarioBah This meme is basically dead so why do you care :/
@NewSuperMarioBah touché.
Blizzard Animates Touché
He’s back again and he’s back again again, and this time, he’s... g o n e ?
2:11 Sounds pretty good actually.
"Kremlings be trippin', 'cause he's super fly!"
Agreed!
"He's back again and he's back again again and this time he's... Gone?"
"He can fly real high when he poops himself. With His Pistols Out, He's after your mum!"
“He’ll make you some pie, after he gets high, but kremlins be trippin cuz he’s super fly!”
DQ I have no joke for that
“finally he’s here for you it’s the last member of this RUclips poop”.
“This kong’s so fat it’s relatively funny”
Install Gentoo
[✔️] inflate himself
[✔] Crazy
*[✔️] * makes Brian take him to the fridge and has diabetes
This video gets 1 million veiws 2 years after it's release because RUclips likes it
666th like, epic
2:54-3:04 that was actually pretty lit ngl
2:19 dairy queen
Alternative Title: DK Rap but they have Bathroom Problems.
True
"If you shoot her, I'll just laugh"
That part had me laughing so hard it hurt.
Bird Up cuz u got shot
I thought it said "if you choose her" I wasn't paying attention to the lyrics
Just like this monkey rap, she has no fans.
Did it make you pee a little?
She hurt as well.
Playing this at double speed really changes the beat. It sounds more like boss battle music than a rap.
0:07-0:11 If they were to ever remake DK64, I feel like this could actually be the opening lyrics to the DK rap
That was a wild ride from start to finish! 😂
yes
"She may move slow when she needs to pee, but this kong...just pissed herself."
i came just for that
"Just sone filler"
*becomes his second most watched video*
why does this sound better than the original
"And this time, he's..."
*bounces away*
"Gone?"
that made me die
*[insert sonic spring sound effect]*
showed this to my friend
I can swear that was the hardest I've seen him laugh in a while
I'd like this comment but...
I can swear that was the hardest I've seen him -laugh- in a while
I laughed really hard at the kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk part but either way the whole thing was funny
I wonder if my friend 👬 Stefan will laugh 🤭 if I show him this.
skyBluey Same
*”He’ll make you some pie!”*
*”After he gets high!”*
*”But Kremlings be trppin’...”*
*”Cause he’s super FLY!”*
That was the hardest part for me as a kid
A kid? You were a bit young to be watching this..
So I’ve probably revisited this north of 30 times and I JUST NOW caught that the lighting effect used during Rosen’s rap part is synced with the stage lighting in-game. It’s so seamless that I never paid attention to it and isn’t that the highest compliment of all?
My friend: What kind of music do you listen to?
Me: ...It's complicated...
lmao
youve got good taste, dont worry about telling it to them
He'll make you some pie
After he gets high
But kremlings be trippin'
'Cause he's super fly
those are some hot bars
Patch1005 Eminem is quaking
This is hotterer 2:57
That Michael Rosen solo is low key fire.
Bruh the DK scene in the Mario movie brought me back here LMFAO
Is no one gonna talk about how much flow and rhyme this has?
Commander Vander yes,
2:10 especally
*he’ll make you some pie, after he gets high, but Kremlings be trippin’ ‘cause he’s super fly!*
"If you know the words, you have no life"
I'm Dead!!!!
You know the words?
Budd same i know the words
Me: Better start memorizing now
O my gawsh are you okay?
"He's the leader of Korea; he's got diarrhea"
Such poetry...
As gold as this entire thing is, no one is acknowledging Chunkys part enough. ‘This kongs one *okay* guy’ fucking killed me
I love how it's so "quality over quantity" and the overall sentence mixing is absolute gold. One of the best YTPs I've seen so far.
I know! Some sentences feel like they actually were just spoken
"This kong's so fat it's relatively funny"
Yeah that's true :P
Indeed
diabetes is not a joke sir
ok
This comment is
_Relatively funny_
Hell yea
2:11 This line is so smooth
This is the best sentence mixing I've ever heard
Friend: what's your favorite song
Me:
"He’s back again and his back again again!"
How does that even work
You just need to leave and come back, and then leave and come back again. Then you would be back again _again_
Jimmy Davis makes sense
@@JimmyDPooper and then he's gone
Well he appeared in DKC (first appearance)
Appeared again DKC2 (The third Again)
Vanished in DKC3 but got saved (the second again)
And is in DK64 (he's back again)
@@woobgamer5210 Wouldn’t that be back again again again then?
...now that’s not something you type every day...
Im a sucker for repeats so the
"Put your hands together, if you wanna put your hands together"
"This crazy kong is a crazy kong"
"He's back again, and he's back again again" jokes are perfect for me
Now the actual rap song sounds like the parody one to me
1:48 I can't stop laughing at the fact that the "K"s didn't appear because you censored "KKK" lmao.
🤔
It's for obvious legal reasons in the ph
Oh yeah, there is other meaning of KKK in the Philippines
Or I say its Revolution.
Trust me, im a Filipino.
@@alianascarllymaelucero6180 you're right
The Kataas-taasang, Kagalang-galangang Katipunan ng mga Anak ng Bayan ("Supreme and Venerable Association of the Children of the Nation", Spanish: Suprema y Venerable Asociación de los Hijos del Pueblo), also known as Katipunan or KKK, was a Philippine revolutionary society founded by anti-Spanish colonialism Filipinos
This is what it means in the Philippines.
If this is what you call a filler, then holy crap you're a god.
Rave Raptor You ought to see LarryMan 2 when it comes out.
S O G A Y
shit*
1:55 SNES Mario Circuit 3, is that you??😭😭😭
1:50 The South after the Civil War
*:)*
@@theburnetmarshmallowtoad3909 why are you smiling
For some reason me and my friends at school always quote this.
Same
If you know the words you got no life.
@@jonseon5952 Put your hands together,
If you wannaputyourhands together.
Mainly the 01:37 part
Same, in fact my friend introduced me to this I’ve never stopped watching this. It’s still hilarious and me and my friend like quoting this, but sadly only me and him get it
He back again
And he's back again again
And this time, he's...
*G O N E ?*
KrustyNuggets03 He can fly real high when he poops himself
I was so expecting another "back again"
Your Boy Guzma and this time he's back again again again
That profile pic tho.
He can pick up chicks
*w i t h h i s c o c o n u t g u n*
1:32
Missed chance to say
“He’ll take you to Brazil”
This was 3 years ago that wasn’t a meme then lol
Even now I've never heard of that meme
@@JimmyDPooper welp there ya go it couldn’t happen in multiple parallel universes
I was fucking dying the whole time. Holy shit I'm glad I found this, thank you for making this.
2:57 top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss
I have met Michael Rosen before
That was legitimately a bop
morshu #1 michael rosen #2
@@englishsquidofficial your have been blest
I agree! Better than the other rappers! 😂
He has no face, he has no soul...
I've never heard more fitting works for Lanky Kong
He's also a ginger so that shows even more that he doesn't have a soul.
@@enigmatixthecringechampion5004 username checks out
@@SalreixVonOtsuu yea I know
@@enigmatixthecringechampion5004 what was the comment?
Just remember he will take you to hell
I haven’t seen the Mario Movie yet, but I’m prepping myself with Mario related nostalgic content before I see it. This ytp has always been a HUGE contributor to my continued love for Mario and ytps ☝️
thank u Jimmy for this beautiful creation you made FR, and It’ll always be held close to my heart
People ate all commenting about their favorite parts but honestly this entire YTP is hilarious and I was laughing the whole way through.
My favorite line was "He's the leader of Korea, he's got diarrhea"
2:32
It's the opposite of, "Not funny, didn't laugh."
A joke? I laugh.
funny
did laugh
Very funny, did hahahæ
@@tunafissh exactly
Funny
Did laugh
4% drug
50% RUclips poop
3% money
0% naken women
50% of memes
93% piss
100% of Kong's
100% of bandanas
20% swag
Ultimate ninten 50% memes + 50% YTP + 3% money + 4%drug + 0% naked women = 107% of things
*Somethings wrong, I can feel it!*
@@traktor420 yeah that the point
Where's the other 93%
Green a typical marble *HMMMMMMM*
Wait...what
I haven’t watched this in only a year and I got a nostalgia rush. Best editing of a YTP I’ve seen.
I was thinking of this video when it played during the Mario movie
0:46 He's the worst member of the DIC fan club.
1:44 This crazy kong is a crazy kong.
3:16 Pineapple's great.
but it sucks on pizza
0:49
D D, D D D. D D D D D D D D D D D..., k.
1:48
K K, K K K. K K K K K K K K K...
K.
Pineapple’s great
But it sucks on these cocks
This crazy kong is a KRAZY kong
Never call this filler. NEVER. Even your filler ytps are hilarious! This is award worthy!
"Filler" doesn't mean it's bad. When I use the term filler I just mean that it's a small, side project to fill the space between bigger projects. Some of my favorite YTPs that I've made are filler and some of my bigger projects are terrible.
Jimmy Davis oh my bad. I'm used to seeing "filler" in the title, and the poop being garbage.
Because some others say filler instead of "shitpost". But I see this definitely isn't the case!
Another good job jimmy!
This was my first ytp from you.
It still is amazing.
"this Kong's got pants"
Amazing, were already improving
"DQ...
... I have no joke for that."
🤣
Dragon Quest??????
Jake Smithson Dairy Queen, what kind of shit is dungeon quest?
"He's back again, and he's back again again!"
best part of video
"and this time, he's... Gone?"
"He can fly real high when he poops himself."
"With his pistols out...
He's after mum!"
“With his pistols out…he’s after your mum!”
@@uvu7824 He'll make you some pie after he gets high.
This flows so much better than the original. Impressive.
Donkey Kong:
+Leads the entire northern half of the country of Korea
+The Kongs worship him like a god
+Controls all the media
+Very good at urinating
+Can speak Italian
-Has a funny face
-Has no pants
-Has diarrhea
-Highly regarded as the worst member of the DIC fan club not for his above flaws, but for the atrocities he's committed against humanity
-Still hasn't died
÷Is gay
Tiny Kong:
+Has pants
+Capable of crushing a Hobbit just to make her soup
-Moves slowly when she needs to pee
-Can't hold her pee in
-Shooting her is somehow funny
-No fans
Lanky Kong:
+Can drag you to hell
+Can inflate himself like King Dedede
-No face
-No soul
-Can't stand up when he needs to pee
-Suicidal despite being an all-powerful demon from the legions of Hell
-Crazy
Diddy Kong:
+Skilled at making pastries such as pies (but only after he gets high)
+Is super fly
+Has the ability to fly to incredible heights if he poops himself
+Can bend time and space and somehow be back again twice
-He's... gone?
Chunky Kong:
+Massive sex appeal despite being obese
+Able to clone himself
+He's okay
-Drug addict
-His obesity prevents him from flying
-He's dead
Michael Rosen:
+Swam the entire English channel at the age of 1
-Ate a soapy flannel at 2
+Got thinner at 3
-Lost the ability to decide what to have for dinner at the age of 4
*N O I C E*
You forgot a minus for Diddy
-He's gone
Tiny Kong has pants
Donkey kong is gay
Chunky Kong:
+Makes Donkey Kong seem so much fun