"Im engineer, i solve problems; not philosophy, solve practical." "What good demoman? Bad demoman wouldn't be here!" Genious. Both of 'em perfectly summed up and well explained.
"Meet team" Duration 4:18 Transcript: Meet the heavy titlecard plays I heavy weapon Weighs kilograms, Fires cartridges, Costs dollars HAH WHO TOUCH GUN? people outsmart me maybe *sniff* Smart bullet AAAAAAAAA *outro plays* A *Bang* *bang* POW *Bang* *Meet the Soldier titlecard plays* If Victory then fight! Sun tzu knows more than you He invented It and perfected it No best him in ring of honour AAAAAAAA *shotgun firing* Then two of every animal on boat! Then beat every one *rocket jumping* *CLANG* hehehe Then everytime animals together ZOO! *Outro plays* UNLESS FARM! *Meet the engineer titlecard plays* Hey I'm engineer! I solve problem Not philosophy Solve Practical. *drinks* How stop new behind? Answer gun. Dont work? more gun. This built by me you hope not pointed at you! *outro plays* *Meet the demoman titlecard plays* What good demoman? Bad demoman WOULDNT BE HERE. AYEEEEEEEEE One wire pinch of potassium chloride TWITCH KABLOOEH Aye, I'm cyclops ■■■■■■■■■ So! Prancin' Waitin' AAAAAR There gonna glue you in Hell! *outro plays* *scout gets hit by a fuckin train* *Meet the scout titlecard plays* Uhm, where to start? Do you know who your talkin' to? Yo- Any idea who I am? AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA Basically big deal. AAAAAAAAA Beautiful. AAAA Listening? k Grass, birds, sun I hurt BOINK Im nature BONK If You from where I'm from you dead! WOOOO- *outro plays* boom *Meet the Sniper titlecard plays* Sniping good Challenging Outdoors Guarantee not hungry End of day someone wants someone dead. Not a crazed gunman assasin. Difference? One job other sickness Parents? Not care Saw me? Yes! Feelings? G O L F T R O P H Y Professionals? standards Polite Efficient Kill everyone. *outro plays* Dad! Mum phone. *f r i d g e* *Meet the sandvich titlecard plays* There he is! Stop that is order! He's getting away! DO NOT Dont- DO NOT *heavy picks up sandvich* Oh hell- Now just calm down here you.... OH MY GOD AHAHAHAH HE PUNCHED MY BLOOD YOU BREAKING MY SPINE?! AAAAAAAAH *outro plays* nom Spy in base! Spy in base?! Protect briefcase! Protect briefcase! Yo a little help? 1 Uhh INCOMII- Still here! *ahem* men. *Meet the spy titlecard plays* Briefcase safe? Safe Tell me, anyone kill spy? No? problem. Big problem, I kill spys scumbags like you! Ow.. You kill them not me Nothing like man In building! You president of fanclub? No, your mother! Now he fuck us! Listen or porn be second worst thing. Spy already breach defenses Sentry! See colleagues! ehhh GYAH AAAAAAAA And worst could be one of us.... aUs Ouugh Could be you, me even- *shotgun firing* It obvious he spy! Watch he'll turn red. See no that's blood. Still problem? Big problem. Find spy. Behind you. *outro plays* *french* Move! WOAH WHO THE- medic. *Meet the medic titlecard plays* Patient woke up, Skelton missing doctor was never again. HAH HAH Anyway i lost medi licence. NO filthy bird. Now most hearts couldn't stand voltage. But i- *wet pop* What noise? Progress. Perfect. Kill- later Go. Come on... *maniacal laughter* That good. Awake? No. Hold rib :) *PAIN* Don't be baby, Grow back. Don't. What now? Now? Medicine. MEDIIII- OH YEAH! DOKTOR ARE YOU SURE THIS WORK?! HAHA NO! AAAAAAAAAA AHAHA BULLETPROOF! *outro plays* Oh man, this hurts! FREE *Meet the pyro titlecard plays* But, thing. Scares me. I ain't talkin' about freak. Not here is he? How do I get thing off??? Shudder imagine what thoughts lie behind mask. Dreams of cruelty. *muffled laughter* *muffled AAAAAAAA* AAAAAAAUGH *scout fucking dies again* No- AAAAAUGH *muffled come on* BURNIN' AAAAAAA HELP! EEEEEEAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHH *outro plays* *SNORT* Context: I made a comment quoting a line in the video I thought was funny, specifically the part where heavy asks the medic asks if he is sure this will work and the medic responds with "HAHA NO". The comment got 1.3k likes I 3 days so I said, giv me 1.5k and I'll make a Transcript for the video, it reached 1.5k in 3 hours. This took me around an hour to write out I hope this is what you were expecting!
I Heavy - Weapon weighs kilograms, fires cartridges, costs dollars- HAH- WHO TOUCH GUN?! People outsmart me. Maybe. Smart boolet. AAAAAAAA Yep, seems about right.
@@Mercenary12577 *joke* /dʒəʊk/ _noun_ a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. "she was in a mood to tell jokes" _verb_ make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly. "she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
@@user-qj4px6ob4ysorry to be THAT guy but… in the early prototype meet the medic animations, medic cuts off a blu spy’s head with the bonesaw and puts it on a machine. Also making Über-charging a thing by accidentally mixing stuff ( I think it was jarate heavy’s sanvich mostly blood) and made medi-guns heal fluid. And the current Meet the Medic, the animators decided to add blu spy’s head as a hidden detail. And in the early animations, blu spy’s head screams KILL ME! While medic is shooting it with a gun figuring out that the spy’s head became Überd and experimented with it and made Über charge
I simplelly LOVE how it actually doesn't compromise what the dialoges meant originally... excpet some of them, of course. My favorite mess up sentance is 1:23 "Birds, grass, sun, I hurt - nature"; Sudennly, Scout is a richman in 20th century
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"Fire cartidges. Cost dollars"
This is going to affect the economy
yes it is
Facts!
0:03
Smart bullet
Damn Russians affecting the economy
Weighs kilograms
Fires cartridges
Costs dollars
Perfect
Straight to the point
Hotel?
Trivago
yes
@@chikenstev5601 this is one of the worst jokes ever made in history
"Bad Demo wouldn't be here" had me in tears
EEEEAAAAGHHHH
0:47
I almost commented the same thing before I read yours
"Smart- bullet - *WAAAAA-* "
SAME
1:26 "If you from where I from? You dead."
Inspiring words from scout
WOOOOO-
im nature
@@Barmsluha dun dun dun dun dudududu bjeowp
When I have only a few precious minutes to learn TF2 merc lore.
and it's hilarious, even in the most shortened way.
Best part is, you can still get a decent idea of their personalities, even with the videos cut apart like they are.
You only have 5 mins left to live...
@@MadManPhoenix we only have five minutes left live!
@@Jeff4theRaid Sucks for you
“Awake?”
“No.”
“Hold rib.”
(PAIN)
Don't be baby
" Now?
*Medicine.* "
"Medi-"
*kablooey*
Average among us chat room
It was 420 likes earlier
“Solve problems; not philosophy, solve practical.”
THE ENGINEER HAS SOLVED ENGLISH
0:33
engineer credit team
"How stop new behind?" Dell Engineer Tee for 2
practical man all
I thought he said "So practical!"
3:20 the cutest "hold rib :)" followed by heavy screaming
“Awake?”
“No. :)”
“Hold rib.”
“AAAAAAAA-“
Don’t be baby! Grow back! :)
hold rib :)
hold rib :)
hold rib :3
Funny how Soldier is the one with the most coherent sentence.
"Sum Tsu knows more than you. He invented it, and perfected it."
Yeah.
He invented being smarter than you, and perfected being smarter than you.
Ten seconds later "then farm"
"Then 2 of every animal on boat beat everyone"
I wonder what Subtract Tsu said. 🤔
Unless Farm
"Smart boolet."
"Bad demoman wouldn't be here."
Best lines.
"One wire"
"One Pitch of Potassium Chloride."
"One Twitch"
"CABLOWEE!"
"Feelings"
"Golf Trophy!"
"Ahem."
"Men."
"That good."
"Awake?"
"No."
"AUGHASDH"
anytime animals together ZOO, UNLESS FARM!
The start of the Spy short is great.
"Spy, In base"
"SPY IN BASE?"
"Protect Briefcase."
"PROTECT BRIEFCASE"
"Briefcase, safe?"
"Safe."
"Ahem m e n"
“Tell me, anybody kill spy? No? Problem.”
"Big problem. I kill spy. Scumbags, like you! Ouc-"
Big problem
2:05 SPY IN BASE?! featuring heavy eating sandvich
1:44 "feelings? golf trophy."
god its so true...
Proffesionals? Standards.
Hotel? Trivago
"Weighs kilograms, fires cartridges, costs dollars."
Every word, true.
What good demoman?
BAD DEMOMAN WOULDN'T BE HERE!
@@Irongoboom Also true
Honestly, could have used that in the original and it would have been in character.
As always Heavy is honest
its the stock, it doesnt cost anything, heavy is lying
"Grass, birds, sun, I hurt" words to live by
I'm nature!
@@badthejIf you from where I from, you dead!
@@asingularpeppibotbecauseyeahWOO!-
He fu** us
-spy
@@toast4681 Boom (sniper)
"People outsmart me. Maybe... Smart Bullet!" *promptly begins shooting*
-heavy
I love soul knight
"1 + 1 = 3"
-Smart bullet
2:17 „tell me, anyone kill spy though?… bruh“
-spy tf2
At 3:33 Medic healing Demo inspires Scout so much he grew his teeth back
British--->American
Bro demoman remembered to brush his teeth
“I like what you’re thinking”
-scout, probably
the power of inspirational people
DOCTOR YOU SURE THIS WORK? HAH no
I think it's funny that Engineer's dialog is still 90% comprehensible.
he's a very concise individual
He’s an engineer, he solves practical problems
He isn’t here to do philosophy, he’s an engineer, straight to the point is his job
How Stop new Behind
"The answer? Gun. Don't work? *More* gun."
Heavy: "DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE WORK?"
Medic: No.
Heavy: AHHHHHH...
Heavy: oh yeah, harder...
**B O O L E T P R O O F !**
@@russiajopa4555💀
Hort atak
Ded
1:23 "Grass, birds, sun, I hurt." Had me in tears fr 😭
1:41
“Parents? Not care.”
Absolute perfection
"feelings? Golf trophy."
“professionals? standards”
@@hxyri Hotel? 2fort
@@hxyri "polite, efficient, kill everyone."
@@Joker_Kirby “dad, on phone.”
Two things i love about it:
1) You can still understand the context
2) Subtitles
Just made me rewatch the whole thing with the subtitles on and it was so worth it
2 thing
1) You
2) Sub
“Medicine >:)”
@@Kakartl
2
Y
S
From the heavy one, the only thing you know is that the gun weighs kilograms, fires cartridges and costs dollars
3:36 “Doctor, you sure this work?”
“Haha! No.”
i’m dying
You forgot the aaah
LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
…Like the guys on the blue team
AA
i mean i shouldnt work medic is using the quick fix
0:43 "this built by me :)"
"you hope not pointed at you" >:(
Heavy: "Doctor! You sure this work?"
Medic: "haha NO"
BULLETPROOF!!!!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAA-"
Best line
BOOLETPROOOF
Oh man, this hurt
Heavy:DOCTOR YOU SURE THIS WORK
medic: "HEHE NO"
*oobercharged Hoovy*
@@orangelake2268 Boooletproof!
3:36
*insert total massacre here*
@@The_whales Oh man, this hurts.
“Patient woke up, skeleton missing, doctor was never again!”
The Medic’s lore in a nutshell
Me explaining medic but I'm in a hurry
Hold rib :)
AHHHHH
Haha, no!
DOCTOR! Sure this work?
HAHA, *N̷̛͚̪͕͓̰ ̴̲͓̹̣̞̝̗̮͔̿͜Ȍ̷̡̢̭̹̳͚*
3:00
“Skeleton. Missing. Doctor was never again”
HA HA
Anyway, I lost medi-license.
NO! filthy birds
NO filthy birds
Now, most hearts couldn't stand- voltage
1:44
"Feelings?"
"Golf trophy."
Very accurate and meaningful quote that says alot about our society.
"Professionals?"
"Standards."
@@Mordecai02
1. Polite
2. Efficient
3. *_Kill Everyone_*
@@Mordecai02
"Hotel?"
"Trivago."
no@@neonal18
yes >:) @@coolioman9073
3:36
I’ll admit the “HAHA NO!” Makes this MUCH funnier
I'm deeeaaaad
nice 69
LOL🤣🤣🤣
Definitely the best part of the video lol
Ytp energy
1:45 I like how Sniper made an analogy…
“Feelings: Golf Trophy :: Professionals: Standards”
Everyone is straight to the point
@@JosephStalinManOfSteel but Sniper made it like an analogy. Blank is to blank, while blank is to blank.
ME? GERMAN PRECISION! YOU? WINDMILL!
Lmaooo
@@bogusbapkins AAAAAA ATTACKEEEER
"Anytime animals together ZOO"
"Unless FARM"
Words to live by
I just realized this is the entire Meet the Team series simplified to Heavy’s level of straightforwardness
😮
I mean he has a degree in literature, what do you expect?
@@dominicdurkacs8321Russian literature, he's not very good in terms of English.
@@Kalebdamce A degree in literature is a degree in literature
@@Some.gamer116 a degree in russian literature is a degree in russian literature
Heavy - “You sure this work?”
Medic - “No”
"patient woke up, skeleton missing, doctor was never again. Anyway... i lost medical license"
-medick
"NO filthy birds. now most hearts couldn't stand voltage" -medic
What noise
Progres
What a table turns! Quickfix doesnt grant invulnerability
nahhh want his team to lose 😭😭😭
2:22 "You kill them, not me" basically summarises the whole meet the spy trailer
blu spy: *dies anyways*
or just tf2 in general
You kill enemy, not team
Lmao he literally just hands him the knife saying that
“Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?”
-Kevin Malone
“If victory, then fight.” - Soldier, 2023
Sounds like a programming sentence
@@gabrielp8660 it kinda does
{
if fight.result === victory:
fight("enemy")
}
@@xdarin_ perfect.
@@gabrielp8660if victory then fight("blue_team") end
0:47 "What good demoman? Bad demoman wouldn't be here." Truly inspirational demoman.
BEEEEEEEEHH
He just lost his white twin brother
1:02 "!$&+*" Very inspirational
Dont forget "EEEEEEAAAAGHHHHH"
@@triPixelim a cylops😢
"Grass, birds, sun, I hurt." One of the most inspirational Scout quotes I've ever heard
"Sun tzu said that!"
"I'm nature."
You from where i from you're dead!
“basically big deal”
E N G I N E E R G A M I N G
2:31 "Listen, or fun bedroom activities be second worst thing."
very nice subtitles
"Feelings? Golf trophy. Profesionals? Standards."
Wise words sniper
"Polite, Efficient, Kill everyone"
hote- *gets shot*
Hotel? Trivago.
@@lonewolfinthetardis2640 see its like the joke i made but less funny
@@ratewcropolix I didn't see your comment at first XD
TF2 but everyone is short on time, so they speak in short sentences:
TF2 for tiktok generation
but mercs got 3 days to live
They hve a match
The attention to detail that Meet the Heavy takes exactly 12 seconds is staggering
It's actually even shorter at 11 seconds
"Weighs kilograms"
"Fire cartridges"
"Cost dollars"
0:3
Why is that detail
@@EccentricDrDinoit costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds
@@HueManatee oh
3:36 heavy: DOCTOR, YOU SURE THIS WORK?
medic: hah hah.. NO.
heavy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Edit: thanks for 6 likes!
"You killed them, not me" is actually a solid line
u kill
not me
yes
Tf2 in a nutshell
No, *Your mother*
serves both as Blu Spy differentiating himself from the other spies and also as subtle foreshadowing to Scout being a Spy himself
I like how it still contains all the important points in the original videos when you compare them side by side
This is truly an effective and engaging demonstration of a proper conclusion. Bravo, Gabe!
*smart boolet*
@@communisthitler666 feelings golf trophy
1:23 “grass, birds, sun, I hurt, nature” how straight forward scout.
"if u from, where im from? you ded..."
@@BURNERFUNACEWOOOO-
@@BURNERFUNACEWOO!
@@MidnightOSC *boom*
No, he said Grass? Bird? Sun? I hurt *B O I N K !*
"Im engineer, i solve problems; not philosophy, solve practical."
"What good demoman? Bad demoman wouldn't be here!"
Genious. Both of 'em perfectly summed up and well explained.
2:30 If you turn in the subtitles, when spy says ‘porn’, the subtitles say ‘fun bedroom activities’
Subtitles!? *pog*
@@TheAussieREXyou use english auto generated?
@@cinderare these are not auto generated,someone made them
@@foodaah I know, porn pog sounds like a same, someone made them it will say fun bedroom activities
hahah, haha, hah, haha, "fun"
"Dont be from boston that shit kills you"
-Scout
Can confirm😂
" I'm nature. " " If you from, where I'm from? You dead. "
I'M DEAD ALREADY 💀
@@superleosonic2459there may be the possibility that you may be from Boston
Anyone who's ever tried driving a car there knows this is too true
"Meet team"
Duration 4:18
Transcript:
Meet the heavy titlecard plays
I heavy weapon
Weighs kilograms, Fires cartridges, Costs dollars
HAH
WHO TOUCH GUN?
people outsmart me maybe *sniff*
Smart bullet
AAAAAAAAA
*outro plays*
A *Bang*
*bang*
POW *Bang*
*Meet the Soldier titlecard plays*
If Victory then fight!
Sun tzu knows more than you
He invented It and perfected it
No best him in ring of honour
AAAAAAAA
*shotgun firing*
Then two of every animal on boat! Then beat every one
*rocket jumping*
*CLANG*
hehehe
Then everytime animals together ZOO!
*Outro plays*
UNLESS FARM!
*Meet the engineer titlecard plays*
Hey I'm engineer!
I solve problem
Not philosophy
Solve Practical.
*drinks*
How stop new behind?
Answer
gun.
Dont work?
more gun.
This built by me you hope not pointed at you!
*outro plays*
*Meet the demoman titlecard plays*
What good demoman? Bad demoman WOULDNT BE HERE.
AYEEEEEEEEE
One wire pinch of potassium chloride TWITCH KABLOOEH
Aye, I'm cyclops
■■■■■■■■■
So! Prancin' Waitin' AAAAAR
There gonna glue you in Hell!
*outro plays*
*scout gets hit by a fuckin train*
*Meet the scout titlecard plays*
Uhm, where to start?
Do you know who your talkin' to?
Yo- Any idea who I am?
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Basically big deal.
AAAAAAAAA
Beautiful.
AAAA
Listening? k
Grass, birds, sun I hurt
BOINK
Im nature
BONK
If You from where I'm from you dead!
WOOOO-
*outro plays*
boom
*Meet the Sniper titlecard plays*
Sniping good
Challenging
Outdoors
Guarantee not hungry
End of day someone wants someone dead.
Not a crazed gunman assasin.
Difference? One job other sickness
Parents? Not care
Saw me? Yes!
Feelings? G O L F T R O P H Y
Professionals? standards
Polite
Efficient
Kill everyone.
*outro plays*
Dad! Mum phone.
*f r i d g e*
*Meet the sandvich titlecard plays*
There he is!
Stop that is order!
He's getting away!
DO NOT
Dont-
DO NOT
*heavy picks up sandvich*
Oh hell-
Now just calm down here you....
OH MY GOD
AHAHAHAH
HE PUNCHED MY BLOOD
YOU BREAKING MY SPINE?!
AAAAAAAAH
*outro plays*
nom
Spy in base!
Spy in base?!
Protect briefcase!
Protect briefcase!
Yo a little help?
1 Uhh
INCOMII-
Still here!
*ahem* men.
*Meet the spy titlecard plays*
Briefcase safe?
Safe
Tell me, anyone kill spy?
No? problem.
Big problem, I kill spys scumbags like you! Ow..
You kill them not me
Nothing like man In building!
You president of fanclub?
No, your mother!
Now he fuck us!
Listen or porn be second worst thing.
Spy already breach defenses
Sentry!
See colleagues!
ehhh
GYAH
AAAAAAAA
And worst could be one of us....
aUs
Ouugh
Could be you, me even-
*shotgun firing*
It obvious he spy!
Watch he'll turn red.
See no that's blood.
Still problem?
Big problem.
Find spy.
Behind you.
*outro plays*
*french*
Move!
WOAH WHO THE-
medic.
*Meet the medic titlecard plays*
Patient woke up, Skelton missing doctor was never again.
HAH HAH
Anyway i lost medi licence.
NO filthy bird.
Now most hearts couldn't stand voltage.
But i- *wet pop*
What noise?
Progress.
Perfect.
Kill- later
Go. Come on...
*maniacal laughter*
That good.
Awake?
No.
Hold rib :)
*PAIN*
Don't be baby, Grow back.
Don't.
What now?
Now?
Medicine.
MEDIIII-
OH YEAH!
DOKTOR ARE YOU SURE THIS WORK?!
HAHA NO!
AAAAAAAAAA
AHAHA
BULLETPROOF!
*outro plays*
Oh man, this hurts!
FREE
*Meet the pyro titlecard plays*
But, thing. Scares me.
I ain't talkin' about freak.
Not here is he?
How do I get thing off???
Shudder imagine what thoughts lie behind mask.
Dreams of cruelty.
*muffled laughter*
*muffled AAAAAAAA*
AAAAAAAUGH
*scout fucking dies again*
No- AAAAAUGH
*muffled come on*
BURNIN'
AAAAAAA
HELP!
EEEEEEAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHH
*outro plays*
*SNORT*
Context: I made a comment quoting a line in the video I thought was funny, specifically the part where heavy asks the medic asks if he is sure this will work and the medic responds with "HAHA NO". The comment got 1.3k likes I 3 days so I said, giv me 1.5k and I'll make a Transcript for the video, it reached 1.5k in 3 hours.
This took me around an hour to write out I hope this is what you were expecting!
😂
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@@coolium wtf i went to the replies a few sec ago, then came back and this appeared
* dies *
3:36
2:58 this is how it feels to play scout with any weapon that reduces your health
“Sniper good. No go hungry”
He said that like a caveman
an Australian caveman
@@foodaahso just an Australian
@@drakerose3789dont u think thats offensive.
Honestly heavy's version feels very in character, like he's been asked to introduce him self and has done this thousand times so he makes it quick
"I explain 10,234 times before, I make quick" -Heavy probably
I Heavy - Weapon weighs kilograms, fires cartridges, costs dollars- HAH- WHO TOUCH GUN?! People outsmart me. Maybe. Smart boolet. AAAAAAAA
Yep, seems about right.
Heavy character asked self done thousand make quick
"what now?"
"now, medicine"
beautiful
So Scout is:
- Big deal
- Beautiful
- He hurts
- Nature
- From a place where you would have died
Accurate description ngl
Yes
Yes
Yes
yes
Given how crappy Massachusetts drivers are (they’re called Massholes for a reason) this is accurate.
1:44 "Feelings? *Golf trophy"*
Ah, I see why Sniper is one of the youngest mercs. Gen Z humor is with him all the way.
Yeah
how do we tell him
@@itsprofessorvoid yep he doesn't know what years does the tf2 events take place
@@Mercenary12577 they probably do know its not present day, its just a joke
@@Mercenary12577 *joke*
/dʒəʊk/
_noun_
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
_verb_
make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
"she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
"Polite. Efficient. Kill everyone."
Straight to the point lmao
It’s polite and efficient m
0:13 If, victory, then ,fight ,sanzu ,know more ,than, you
*_HEINVENTEDIT_*
he, invented it.
@@CasualMDFanand, perfected it.
@@Real_snowdawg no, best him, in, ring of honor.
“Hey, I’m engineer. Solve problems; not philosophy, solve practical.” Wiser words have never been spoken
"Answer: gun. No work? More gun"
I like how on 3:13 spy just says kill and medic cuts him off, wich implies this isn't the first time spy was begging for death
Imagine getting your head blown off with a shotgun but you are now in a fridge as your head being the only thing that remains.
This is normal in TF2.
@@user-qj4px6ob4ysorry to be THAT guy but… in the early prototype meet the medic animations, medic cuts off a blu spy’s head with the bonesaw and puts it on a machine. Also making Über-charging a thing by accidentally mixing stuff ( I think it was jarate heavy’s sanvich mostly blood) and made medi-guns heal fluid. And the current Meet the Medic, the animators decided to add blu spy’s head as a hidden detail. And in the early animations, blu spy’s head screams KILL ME! While medic is shooting it with a gun figuring out that the spy’s head became Überd and experimented with it and made Über charge
@@user-qj4px6ob4yif you need any proof, i can link it to you 👍
@@isakandresorry to be that guy but NEERD 🤓
@@AlwaysAFKUser 🤓
I can't stop rewatching 3:20 , the "hold rib :)" fucking kills me
-Now?
-Medicine.
It shouldn't be that funny
-DOCTOR, YOU SURE THIS WORK??
-Hah hah NO!
“medicine >:)”
@@hidethesink1the tone makes it 600x funnier
I love how the meet the team videos have such simple plots, that you can cut out almost 75% of the words, and still understand the video
I simplelly LOVE how it actually doesn't compromise what the dialoges meant originally... excpet some of them, of course. My favorite mess up sentance is 1:23 "Birds, grass, sun, I hurt - nature"; Sudennly, Scout is a richman in 20th century
Or a more self-aware rich man in the 21st century.
Actually they did get I'm between Hurt and Nature. So literally he says 'I'm Nature'
@@boxtank5288 So Scout is having a god complex in which his believes is nature itself and doesn't gives a crap about actual nature?
@@Brown-Dude47 yeah
You from where im from you ded
1:45 i can confirm he did say words.
-feelings
-golf trophy
-professionals
-standards
-polite
-efficient
-kill everyone
those are words :)
It sounds like commands who accepts these
-phone
-mom phone
"No. Your mother." My favorite line.
Gasp!
2:22 the pro spy to the f2p scout whenever there is a heavy and pyro guarding the intel.
This is so real
2:12 ''Ahem, men''
I agree with spy on that
2:14
Spoi: Briefcase safe?
Soldgia: Safe.
Spoi: Tell me, anyone kil spy?
@@swirlymaximumgaming3033no? Problem
@@swirlymaximumgaming3033
Spoi: No?... Problem...
Saulti: Big Problem, Kill Spies!!
Saulti: scumbags, like you
2:02 That perfectly cut off scream makes it even funnier.
Nom
"You breaking my spine-"
**AAAAAGH-"*
You breaking my spi- AAHHGU!!
“You breaking my soine- AAGGH-“
*nom*
"Bad Demoman wouldn't be here" idk why but I cracked up
Demoman: * is here *
Evil Demoman: * is there *
"I'm a cyclops, ****, SO!
he isnkt wrong
"doctor,you sure this work!? , no" *I love how simple yet funny it is*
Meet the Pyro is still somehow just as terrifying as before. Bravo!
"HAHAHA, I AM BOOLET-" is such a missed opportunity during meet the medic
Remember when heavy said smart bullet?
Unfortunelly,he never boolet
@@duduzingameplayscookiesedi8826Boolet?
I hardly know it!
... I'll see myself out.
“He punched my blood!” HAS ME DYING
2:01
Imagine heavy punching the scout's blood on the floor he would look like he have the same or a more highter level of schizophrenia as pyro
I am in so much pain from laughing for two straight minutes at this quote😂😂😂
Can confirm I was blood
finally a comment about this line
YOU BREAKINF MY SPINE, OH!
"tha good"
"awake?"
"no, hold rib :3"
"AAAAA"
The art of storytelling
0:44 this has never been more threatening considering how nearly every other sentence has been gutted to hell.
"This build by me, you hope, not point it at you
It gives me a scare even in this version.
It's literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this, they're all perfect.
The one that's on top is scout "you from where I from you dead"
Heavy: Doctor! You sure this work?!
Medic: HahaNO
Heavy: AAAAAAA-
"No. Your mother"
"Gun."
"Don't work?"
"More gun."
You? Kill them? Not me, Nothing like Man in Building
"Don't be baby. Grow back. *turns to Archimedes* Don't." Medic, Idk, some year?
1968
I love how Soldiers still made perfect sense, he just at twice as many crayons LOL
3:19
Awake? No.
Hold rib :)
AAAUAUGH
Got me cackling
Don't be baby, grow back! (Don't)
What now? Now? Medicine >:)
*pain in Russian*
DOKTOR!
YOU SURE
THIS WORK?
hah hah NO!
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
gay
He’s nature
if you from where he form you dead
1:23
Eats sandwich and refuse to elaborate further
That, or he happens to be hurting while speaking of the sun, grass, and trees.
This is perfect for when I get the sudden urge to rewatch meet the team but I don't want to spend 30 minutes doing it
1:23 "grass,birds,sun,i hurt" truly scared the fuck out of me
I love how despite we simply only meeting team, what they say still makes a bit of sense
don't say it
the team for fortress 2
🤫@@garblites
🤫
"Oh man, this hurts." It's impressive how you managed to cut so much of the dialog while preserving the mood.
FREE
0:38 "awnser gun, don't work? More gun" wise words engi
“Feelings? Golf trophy. Professionals? Standards.”- Sniper Team Fortress the Second
1:42 The random horns blaring in sniper's section got me dead 💀
"not care" 🎺🎺🎺BOOT DOOT DOOT🎺🎺🎺
Yes 🎉🎉🎉
...boom *finger flick*
*DOOT DOOT*
1:55 Heavy’s so powerful so powerful he can open and close a fridge with his mind
“Awake?”
“No”
“Hold rib”
*AAGHHHHH* had me on the fucking *floor*
H O L D R I B
Hold rib :)
“You from, where I from, You dead” made have asthma
Medic: Zat good.
Heavy: Awake?
Medic: No.
Medic:Hold rib :)
Heavy: AHH-
3:19
"What noise?"
"Progress"
Truly inspirational
3:27 Medicine >:)
He said menacingly…
@@notalwaysseriousorsilly no
Medic When He Saw Spy:
It's medicine time
The world's most devious Medicine
"HE PUNCHED MY BLOOD"
You breaking my spine -- AAAA
Nom
@@Cheesburger1009 spy in base
Spy in base!? 2:06
@@Irongoboomprotect briefcase!
"Awake?"
"No, hold rib."
"AEHAHEAHH"
"Dont be baby, grow back... Don't"
The fact that it's still technically comprehensible is amazing
3:35
HEAVY: DOCTOR YOU SURE IS WORK?
MEDIC:HAA NO
💀Loll
LMAO I CAANT BREATHE
*blows up*
@@notalwaysseriousorsilly same
2:22
"you kill them? no, me." is way too funny
"Now he f*** us" -blu spy
"your mother"
"Listen or porn be second worst thing"
"If victory, then fight!"
-Rick May
2:23
When you are being a friendly:
“You kill them, NOT me”