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  • @chronohq
    @chronohq  Год назад +2170

    This video suddenly blew up out of nowhere, I'll try to respond to all the comments with either a like or heart but damn, there's a lot.

    • @izrrr4785
      @izrrr4785 Год назад +70

      This video is from another site. I try or hate everything. But there are many
      (Translated 20 times)

    • @somedude3314
      @somedude3314 Год назад +22

      smelly belly 9:53

    • @chronohq
      @chronohq  Год назад +32

      @@izrrr4785 Fair enough.

    • @GhillieEnjoyer
      @GhillieEnjoyer Год назад +14

      14:20 You must have been human.

    • @RandomRothbardian
      @RandomRothbardian Год назад

      Go to hell, scout 1:24

  • @battadia
    @battadia Год назад +7020

    "I donated a car today!" fits Soldier so well

  • @ElectricLegend4
    @ElectricLegend4 8 месяцев назад +50

    2:17 “If you want to do something… well, this, is a good time to die”

  • @maragazh9993
    @maragazh9993 Год назад +4425

    I like that soldier said almost nothing out of character

  • @jordani_war
    @jordani_war Год назад +1272

    8:00
    "Ready?" Spy
    "Really" Scout
    "I have no idea. All that you say is evil" Spy
    Got me dying

    • @trumangraham2602
      @trumangraham2602 5 месяцев назад +20

      Our time is completed.
      I'm glad you are not a farmer.

    • @Baddiejoker
      @Baddiejoker 5 месяцев назад +3

      That's not important I'm celebrating my day

    • @CommunityLocalGamers
      @CommunityLocalGamers 4 месяца назад +10

      My pants is beautiful.

  • @megafan1137
    @megafan1137 Год назад +676

    "Find yourself in Hell." unironically goes so hard and fits Spy's character like a glove.

    • @noobtube1323
      @noobtube1323 4 месяца назад +12

      Does this glove have an ability called backstab and disguise?

    • @DarkManifesto
      @DarkManifesto 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@noobtube1323yes

  • @EliteCameraBuddy
    @EliteCameraBuddy Год назад +2708

    1:28
    “go to hell scout” - scout

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 Год назад +236

      Overwhelming self hatred.

    • @zedatv_
      @zedatv_ Год назад +95

      tf2 lore

    • @ZedDevStuff
      @ZedDevStuff Год назад +59

      I have no idea how it became that at all but i almost died at that

    • @gavmansworkshop5624
      @gavmansworkshop5624 Год назад +6

      Hahahaha haven't reached that part yet. 😅

    • @ej22_gc86
      @ej22_gc86 Год назад +24

      And then he replied “uh-oh” to himself 😂

  • @3113mac
    @3113mac Год назад +2824

    "I'm better than me, aren't I?"
    Scout, Mercenary and Philosopher

    • @spottySTC
      @spottySTC Год назад +98

      Scout as Xavier Renegade Angel

    • @tartipouss
      @tartipouss Год назад +18

      Sound like a Kamina quote

    • @thatrandomdev5039
      @thatrandomdev5039 Год назад +7

      1:275 no he's not

    • @rianmela3825
      @rianmela3825 Год назад +10

      ​@@spottySTC"you'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?"

  • @RoqueTHEGAMER
    @RoqueTHEGAMER Год назад +4009

    3:03
    Soldier: I love god.
    Spy: There are more
    Soldier: I am not doing it!
    Soldier is a true Cristian

    • @Duke-1-m4u
      @Duke-1-m4u Год назад +133

      Christians in Norway at the time of the Vikings= Soldier

    • @aylihangulyurt
      @aylihangulyurt Год назад +85

      This proved enough to believe Google AI maded by Christian scientist.

    • @bcj842
      @bcj842 Год назад +11

      Yes!!

    • @jester6289
      @jester6289 Год назад +25

      I lost all my shit at exactly that sentence 😂😂😂

    • @HalalKaibaLegacy
      @HalalKaibaLegacy Год назад

      I believe you mean Muslim since Muslims worship only one God

  • @scorpionvenom9031
    @scorpionvenom9031 Год назад +382

    At 9:53 "Smelly Belly, this is a identifiable sign of consciousness" is my favorite line of this and I don't understand why

    • @TDGCmote
      @TDGCmote 5 месяцев назад +12

      it feels like medic's real line, resuscitating someone with crazy shit tactics

    • @Two_Teapod
      @Two_Teapod 3 месяца назад

      smelly belly

  • @escalatorgoddess2078
    @escalatorgoddess2078 Год назад +254

    "That's why I wrote down my last wish. I want to go out with my mom" - Scout
    *Spy actually helps him do that*

  • @rulebritannia8438
    @rulebritannia8438 Год назад +1310

    "Cases"
    "What is your military problem?"
    "I get bread."
    "Where do you work"
    "You told me"
    "How..... Long...?"
    "I haven't baked bread for three days"
    Hit different

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog Год назад +103

      It's funny because getting bread also means making money. So, he gets money from baking bread. But he hasn't baked bread in the last 3 days.

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows Год назад +34

      Terminators having a conversation

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH Год назад +20

      Catch up, catch up, CATCH UP! Oh, you can't eat to eat.

    • @varuunbadree
      @varuunbadree Год назад +7

      ​@@DogDogGodFogand fit for him since his personality
      And he's in the military

    • @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682
      @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682 Год назад +4

      FINALLY, I'M THE 666th LIKE YAAAAY

  • @flamethegame1
    @flamethegame1 Год назад +4016

    13:50
    "We will not die"
    "We will stand forever"
    Even translated, still hits different...

    • @wolfy_playz2475
      @wolfy_playz2475 Год назад +32

      Fr

    • @georgethakur
      @georgethakur Год назад +191

      yeah, but at least most guides go straight to the box.

    • @Xx_DoctorSex_xX
      @Xx_DoctorSex_xX Год назад +42

      ​@@georgethakurThank God.

    • @guywiththepvzpfp2630
      @guywiththepvzpfp2630 Год назад +35

      The line is even better after being translated 20x

    • @karmazone1525
      @karmazone1525 Год назад +39

      "I wouldnt Say that. Let's face it, most guides goes straight to the box!"

  • @tundcwe123
    @tundcwe123 Год назад +491

    4:17 Cube is something Soldier could actually wish for

    • @fr0gshark
      @fr0gshark Год назад +21

      “ it is good! ”

    • @june9914
      @june9914 5 месяцев назад +14

      Soldier wants the orange box bundle, not because he’s a portal and half life fan but because he wants the box

  • @goldiecapuccino11
    @goldiecapuccino11 Год назад +202

    13:37
    "You are not crazy"
    *"God is angry"*

    • @apel66sinka
      @apel66sinka 4 месяца назад +1

      Bars

    • @1cool
      @1cool 4 месяца назад +1

      Pony pfp +999

    • @Cerato_guy
      @Cerato_guy День назад

      When your coat bell rings we're leaving school for a reason but he exploded like a wild animal and broke his leg

  • @YourAppleSalesman
    @YourAppleSalesman Год назад +83

    3:57 “of course, well fell in love with the Eiffel tower” sounds like an actual punchline lol

  • @elibean3
    @elibean3 Год назад +717

    Tf2 but everyone is drunk

  • @supervitu64
    @supervitu64 Год назад +1140

    THAT PAULING IS A SPY

  • @Noudele
    @Noudele Год назад +588

    "are you well dressed?"
    "suprisingly, ms. pauling!"

  • @GlenGlingo9
    @GlenGlingo9 Год назад +471

    Choice highlights from _Life is Hard_
    0:22 Scout receives a call from a Miss Pollina Bowling who is using her spy kit to disguise as a pillar.
    1:24 Scout accidentally damns himself.
    1:35 Scout throws eggs at Engineer and Medic.
    2:00 A Steam sale is promoted.
    2:20 Engineer promotes self-termination.
    2:40 Medic remembers how biology works.
    3:01 Spy teaches botany while Soldier preaches.
    3:56 Spy divulges a gay relationship while in Paris.
    5:14 Scout reveals his mother is Powder and he had incestuous tendencies.
    5:57 Scout has a moment of motivation.
    7:45 The complete detail of a contract killing.
    8:25 Scout is proud of his pants.
    9:40 Miss Bowling discovers a real life bestiality case.
    9:52 It's discovered the dinner is consciousness, but the Soldier hasn't cooked bread.
    12:18 Scout gives Miss Bowling writing advice.
    13:22 Miss Bowling lets rip from the adrenaline.

  • @Broseph_Stalin.
    @Broseph_Stalin. 11 месяцев назад +32

    Medic: Screaming in agony
    *”BURST OUT LAUGHING”*

  • @monstercollectormsm2787
    @monstercollectormsm2787 Год назад +1244

    "smelly belly" is honestly something I'd imagine medic would say

  • @xyz3524
    @xyz3524 Год назад +554

    9:49 The time when medic says "smelly belly" is probably my favourite part of this abomination.

    • @Fishin_brother
      @Fishin_brother Год назад +11

      9:54

    • @triple_check
      @triple_check Год назад +2

      lol

    • @drelectrohiss
      @drelectrohiss Год назад +11

      More like 9:53

    • @xyz3524
      @xyz3524 Год назад +10

      @@drelectrohiss Yeah, that's the moment Medic said it, but it's not as funny without context and 9:49 is the moment Engineer and Medic walk into the room.

    • @Maggieee_16
      @Maggieee_16 6 месяцев назад +4

      Smelly Belly :3

  • @minicritman999
    @minicritman999 Год назад +834

    I love it when they answer a question with a number.

    • @spicymeatballs2thespicening
      @spicymeatballs2thespicening Год назад +93

      German people be like

    • @MerlinOfAtlantis
      @MerlinOfAtlantis Год назад +50

      NEIN!! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @neithvoid
      @neithvoid Год назад +7

      there was an odd amount of those

    • @rojoscostanada8685
      @rojoscostanada8685 Год назад +9

      7

    • @kasvos9292
      @kasvos9292 Год назад +17

      THE NUMBERS! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!

  • @TeenWithACarrotIDK
    @TeenWithACarrotIDK Год назад +291

    4:06 The fact that this actually lines up with what was said earlier and demos reaction being just as fitting as in the original video is super funny.

  • @kishel7
    @kishel7 Год назад +177

    9:27
    -Look... Look... Look... Heeee!
    -Excellent!
    -Pain, please. Not too much, it's a circle
    -not clear!
    -release
    I love good conversations

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 5 месяцев назад +8

      My last 3 dying braincells trying to function average conversation

  • @cosmic_coconut7503
    @cosmic_coconut7503 Год назад +356

    5:01 Scout uses reverse psychology

    • @sansy243
      @sansy243 9 месяцев назад +17

      Vit

    • @deltaX.productions
      @deltaX.productions 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@sansy243 that's... why I wrote... down my last wish.
      I wanna... go out... with my mom.

    • @RobertoBeto64
      @RobertoBeto64 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@deltaX.productions holy shit is that you?

    • @Isniffedaleg8282
      @Isniffedaleg8282 2 месяца назад

      ​@@deltaX.productionspowder

  • @ArbitraryEverything
    @ArbitraryEverything Год назад +408

    Medic: This is an identifiable sign of consciousness!
    Also Medic: CLEAN WHEAT, SEE?

    • @joeypickering5273
      @joeypickering5273 Год назад +46

      CLEAN WHEAT, SEE? *shows audience a tumor filled loaf of bread*

    • @ProfessorPity
      @ProfessorPity Год назад +6

      I’m glad you’re not a farmer

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 10 месяцев назад +2

      I donated a car today

    • @ArbitraryEverything
      @ArbitraryEverything 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Man_Aslume You are beautiful, sir.

    • @BeantheGerridae
      @BeantheGerridae 2 месяца назад

      ​@@ArbitraryEverythingScout, go to hell. . . Uh oh
      AAaaAaaaAAAAaAaaAaAAAaaaaAAAaAAAAh

  • @cristinamaxim616
    @cristinamaxim616 Год назад +1349

    i like how scout mispronounces mrs bowling's name 99% of the time

    • @Cubicwar
      @Cubicwar Год назад +140

      *Mrs. Pelling

    • @Viciouslyvicious
      @Viciouslyvicious Год назад +115

      @@Cubicwar *Mrs. Polina

    • @rabbetgaming
      @rabbetgaming Год назад +104

      ​@@Viciouslyvicious Mrs Poland

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH Год назад +43

      ​@@rabbetgamingAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Polina?

    • @amkc8479
      @amkc8479 Год назад +58

      *Mrs. Balling

  • @theGrassMan0305
    @theGrassMan0305 Год назад +88

    10:16 alternate universe where nothing went wrong bc the soldier teleported no bread

  • @MyName1sUsername
    @MyName1sUsername 6 месяцев назад +73

    2:33 "for example, six times a day, four times a year"
    Medics' math is good af

  • @jeremythescout
    @jeremythescout Год назад +230

    8:25 MY PANTS ARE BEAUTIFUL >:{

  • @Real_TV12
    @Real_TV12 Год назад +518

    Heavy: GET OUT!
    Scout: whatever it is
    Ms Paulin: S E E D S

  • @kimgkomg
    @kimgkomg Год назад +357

    2:09 he actually tells the soldier to prepare bread now

    • @Dinofly4
      @Dinofly4 Год назад +36

      He tells everybody to

    • @Realflamedblaze
      @Realflamedblaze 4 месяца назад +1

      Prepare bread to t a s t e

    • @TheAurelianProject
      @TheAurelianProject 2 месяца назад +1

      But then at 10:16 soldier admits to not making any bread

  • @Da_Rivulet
    @Da_Rivulet Год назад +91

    1:15 "In all cases! I need to get out!" fits so well

    • @Realflamedblaze
      @Realflamedblaze 4 месяца назад +3

      m o s t p e o p l e a r e a r r e s t e d

    • @Da_Rivulet
      @Da_Rivulet 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Realflamedblazethink about it: well, he asked again

    • @Realflamedblaze
      @Realflamedblaze 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Da_Rivulet go to hell scout, uh oh

    • @Realflamedblaze
      @Realflamedblaze 3 месяца назад

      @@Da_Rivulet go to L scout

    • @scoutamogussussybussy12934
      @scoutamogussussybussy12934 2 месяца назад +1

      go to hell, scout >;(
      ..uh oh.
      AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

  • @random.dane.
    @random.dane. Год назад +81

    13:17
    scout: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
    scout: "Polina?"
    truly inspirational words

    • @Valveiscool.
      @Valveiscool. Год назад +10

      Sounds like drunk singing

    • @wahidjac1
      @wahidjac1 Год назад +8

      Gas seems to "run out"

    • @Maggieee_16
      @Maggieee_16 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@wahidjac1 ten...

    • @r3db3ryl
      @r3db3ryl 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Maggieee_16 Five now I feel better.

    • @Maggieee_16
      @Maggieee_16 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@r3db3ryl God forbid...

  • @lanturn_shiny
    @lanturn_shiny Год назад +515

    9:49
    "Hero! Hello friends, listen, this is just dinner!"
    "Smelly belly!"
    my fucking sides xD

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal Год назад +1

      smelly belly

    • @minicritman999
      @minicritman999 Год назад +80

      Genuinely cracking up over TF2 medic giving us the phrase “Smelly belly.”

  • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
    @TheRealBlazingDiamond Год назад +830

    12:05 "Haha! I called for dinner!"
    Fucking brilliant, that made me shit faster, that was really funny lmao

    • @notquitehadouken
      @notquitehadouken Год назад +120

      it made you what now

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond Год назад +97

      @@notquitehadouken I was on the bowl, squeezing a turd that was a bit shy

    • @emanwonkon2205
      @emanwonkon2205 Год назад +116

      „Made me shit faster“ is the best thing ive heard

    • @elalejoz677
      @elalejoz677 Год назад +17

      ​@@TheRealBlazingDiamond did it slide out

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond Год назад +24

      @@elalejoz677 no, it just squeezed out a bit faster. It still took a bit for me to finally get it out of there

  • @4MeriB09
    @4MeriB09 Год назад +141

    9:51 - “this is just dinner!”
    “ *smelly belly!* “

    • @Maggieee_16
      @Maggieee_16 6 месяцев назад +4

      This is an identifiable sign of consciousness.

    • @Girl-SuS-3000
      @Girl-SuS-3000 Месяц назад +1

      *|Shakes Jar|* "Clean wheat, see!"

  • @messie58142
    @messie58142 Год назад +102

    (0:47)
    "Hello Research Women, i donated a car today! :D"
    My favourite line from this video, lmao

    • @ANASMatap
      @ANASMatap 2 месяца назад +1

      It fits soldier pretty well

  • @headsquash223
    @headsquash223 9 месяцев назад +5

    Mrs. Pauling - "Can you help me remove the last sentence in the white box?"
    Scout - "NEIN!"
    14:12

  • @mcdrippyyt562
    @mcdrippyyt562 Год назад +1546

    2:39 soldier’s reaction is now actually fitting 😂

    • @The-ms2ub
      @The-ms2ub Год назад +72

      It was fitting originally too though wasn’t it

    • @HeatedBlizzard
      @HeatedBlizzard Год назад +57

      We live every 3 days

    • @TeenWithACarrotIDK
      @TeenWithACarrotIDK Год назад +28

      @@HeatedBlizzard I only live every 10 days :(

    • @zacharywiggins9660
      @zacharywiggins9660 Год назад +5

      @@HeatedBlizzard I live 3 out of 1, 2, 3...

    • @thisdeath
      @thisdeath Год назад +1

      wow i was the 999 like ")

  • @Pangloss6413
    @Pangloss6413 Год назад +332

    "Our first dream of death is a wise one"
    I actually liked that line a lot

  • @jeb156
    @jeb156 Год назад +782

    13:47 "I am well! We will not die! We will stand forever!"
    Somehow better than the original. God speed, Rick May. God speed.

  • @101Volts
    @101Volts Год назад +58

    5:40 Scout: "I know people like me are upset."
    Spy: "Hmmm, *_WHYYYY?_* "
    Scout: "Hello,Detective,IDoNotKnow!"
    ... Scout's character still shines through in this last quoted line.

    • @Valveiscool.
      @Valveiscool. Год назад

      He sounds like he just rizzed up spy

  • @toastybread207
    @toastybread207 Год назад +49

    The way medic say it at 2:00 just make me laugh so hard

    • @ieelsthewho
      @ieelsthewho Год назад +2

      He sounds like demoman for some reason

  • @spinylizardz
    @spinylizardz Год назад +396

    I love how Spy's speech is still pretty inspiring, and the plant is a nice addition lol.

  • @pvzchamp
    @pvzchamp Год назад +217

    I like how in the first it goes from random nonsense to hideing bodys of murder victems

  • @cube69420
    @cube69420 Год назад +243

    4:19 soldier is so fucking based let's gooo

  • @jakeharrison2000
    @jakeharrison2000 Год назад +38

    1:24-1:29
    Scout telling himself to go to hell just gets me everytime.

  • @Wadethewallaby2001
    @Wadethewallaby2001 11 месяцев назад +13

    5:19 the combine! I guess spy works for the combine!

    • @bipinjha-yx1vp
      @bipinjha-yx1vp 5 месяцев назад +2

      3:21 he even said he stayed seven hours

  • @Galko655e
    @Galko655e Год назад +152

    5:30 "We have 2 hens. Do you wanna to do this? What do you like"
    I have several questions.

    • @simple__sigma3287
      @simple__sigma3287 Год назад +10

      Pretty normal interaction

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog Год назад +18

      In Polish the word for hen is 1 letter away from the word for whore

    • @simple__sigma3287
      @simple__sigma3287 Год назад +2

      @@DogDogGodFog I'm interested what is the 1 missing letter?

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog Год назад +4

      @@simple__sigma3287 The missing letter is 'w'.

    • @sillylikestodraw
      @sillylikestodraw Год назад +2

      "Umm Acthually hen is a female bird" 🤓

  • @bgforever
    @bgforever 2 года назад +944

    This is underrated.

  • @benedictegerman5000
    @benedictegerman5000 Год назад +124

    When miss Pauling forgot to ship bottled water so the mercs kept on drinking lead poisoned water:

  • @Neodx2
    @Neodx2 Месяц назад +6

    Duality of Men
    "Go to hell, Scout"
    "I'm better than me, aren't I?"

  • @swishoemi
    @swishoemi Год назад +77

    6:33
    spy: * gives power *
    scout: ...my friend.

  • @danteo17
    @danteo17 Год назад +375

    this is so frickin underrated, the humor is so funny and genuinely goodly edited, my favorite part definitely the "take care of yourself now" and proceed to show an image of low tier god

    • @NeonBeeCat
      @NeonBeeCat Год назад +5

      That one was a chuckler

    • @danteo17
      @danteo17 Год назад +1

      nvm, now it has over 100k views, very well deserved, congrats!

    • @baronvonpicklez
      @baronvonpicklez Год назад +3

      You should take care of yourself Now!

  • @edwinavil7867
    @edwinavil7867 Год назад +135

    “Classic scout congratulations to all of you” is now forever in my vocabulary.

  • @ClaraCl2005
    @ClaraCl2005 Год назад +744

    It's funny that Google Translate gets about one percent correct. And even though it didn't work well, I changed a few times. I didn't do it twenty times. But I've done it many times.

    • @machimocavo-bo6ps
      @machimocavo-bo6ps Год назад +16

      Every group can make a difference. You have 1 point and you have information. If you have 20 points, you have 20 points and 20 percent information.
      Just like this comment shows
      (Every time you translate something it loses a 1% of the message, if you do it 20 you lose 20% of the message)

    • @chickennuggetman2593
      @chickennuggetman2593 Год назад

      why did you change

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog Год назад +3

      Google Translate IS accurate most of the time, it's just that translating it through 20+ languages in one go distorts it.

    • @Averagemomrespecter
      @Averagemomrespecter Год назад +2

      I think these guys ran their comments through google translate as i changed my words about mushrooms and i changed the words 24 times and a half and three quarters.

    • @SaiyanPride123
      @SaiyanPride123 Год назад

      666 likes

  • @LoganMcCarthy
    @LoganMcCarthy Год назад +59

    12:30 Whatever it is, s e e d s

  • @Mycikakat
    @Mycikakat Год назад +12

    1:16 the line "In all cases! I need to get out"
    Actually retained it's meaning pretty well.

  • @someonerandom8511
    @someonerandom8511 Год назад +132

    2:22 they got a really wide grave so that they can all fit in there

  • @Lord_Jamilson
    @Lord_Jamilson Год назад +808

    How is this so underrated? It's one of the few videos that actually makes me laugh.

  • @Im_AFK_Btw
    @Im_AFK_Btw Год назад +131

    10:03 Didn't know Engineer was such a big fan of Shakespeare...

  • @OneHundredFiftyTwo
    @OneHundredFiftyTwo Год назад +64

    10:34 MUSTARD!!!!

  • @morrisbeauregard286
    @morrisbeauregard286 Год назад +16

    "All things, therefore, are good to us... until you cook bread."
    The fact that that actually sounds like a proverb.
    I also love how most of Pooling's actual voice lines are over the intercom, so once she shows up in person everyone else is talking normaly while she continues on in 360p.

  • @martinmrnka900
    @martinmrnka900 Год назад +185

    2:37 „Yes. We live every three days!” 💀

    • @daswarzenschwein
      @daswarzenschwein Год назад +15

      TikToker

    • @wastelesslearning1245
      @wastelesslearning1245 Год назад +3

      why at best most people if they are lucky and consistent live 2/7 days which is pretty damn close to once every 3 days.

    • @deamstunt
      @deamstunt Год назад +3

      I live every 5 days

    • @daswarzenschwein
      @daswarzenschwein Год назад

      @andrew_best420 get playable then

    • @martinmrnka900
      @martinmrnka900 Год назад +1

      @@daswarzenschwein Thank you for the compliment!

  • @capcomblue1994
    @capcomblue1994 Год назад +174

    3:48 is anyone gonna comment that Scout is a talented artist? That's a nice drawing of a car

    • @saltever_sauce
      @saltever_sauce Год назад +15

      Indeed he is.

    • @1stAid
      @1stAid Год назад +6

      Dang, I never realized how good that car drawing is until now

    • @joeypickering5273
      @joeypickering5273 11 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah, scout is good at drawing but is bad with speaking (canonically) because in the comics there are multiple scenarios where scout fails to read something (Example: him failing to read “sub machine” on a crate.)

  • @stepoface
    @stepoface Год назад +99

    9:10
    Scouts invites Ms. Paulina to a date. He wears a beutiful pair of pants for the accasion. He is very confident.
    Ms. Paulina is an INDEPENDENT and STRONG woman. She is on that grind. She doesnt have time for some fancy talk. She wants to get straight to the point.
    Thats why before even entering the facility where the date is going to take place, she holds a shotgun againts the door and politely asks: "Are you well dressed?", testing the waters for any red flags or beta behaviour.
    Scout knows first impression is very important. He is prepared. He has the hair, the shirt. The nice pants.
    He opens the door quickly and THEN responds: "Suprisingly, Ms. Paulina."
    Ms. Paulina is taken of quard by the MASCULINE frame of the Scout. Classic Scout W.
    She doesnt want to lose her dominance, so she remarks something about a box and to not worry.
    Ms. Paulina then continues the conversation with some politics. Scout could not care less, so he goes for another pick up line.
    ¨Look.... LOOK.... HEEEeeeEE?"
    While Scout struggles, his friends secretly watch him on a camera.
    "Excellent!": Demo cheers his fellow mercenery. "Pain please!.. Not too much, its a circle!": Soldier tries to give advice, not realizing Scout cant hear him trough the camera.
    Spy face palms in embarrassment.
    "Not clear!": Demo joins the Soldiers effort.
    The moment is tense, you can see the Scout is shaking to not mess it up. Finally, he says with a playfull smirk on his face: ".....release."
    "Ah.": Ms. Paulina seems confused. It looks all the struggle until this moment was for nothing.
    But Spy could hear a bit of intrique in the Ms. Paulinas voice. Afterall, he is a woman himself. He was treated badly in the past, he knows the difference between "Ah." and "Ahhh.."
    "D. Wait. Thats a good story": Ms. Paulina gets in on the act and looks up naughty things on the terminal.
    She wants to continue, but she is also very shy since the Scouts MASCULINE energy is too much for her. She is losing control over the situation, she wants to know what is coming next: "Scout, you..... Scout, do we swear?" UwU
    Scout realived assures Ms. Paulina : "Yes, in any case. All right."
    The team watching on the camera is interrupted by Engi and Medic. Its dinner time. Clean wheat will be served to celebrate Scouts success. Everyone will enjoy having a smelly belly tonight.

    • @Niewiem0
      @Niewiem0 Год назад +8

      Paulina is poland version of pauling 😂

    • @Sheep-Shagger
      @Sheep-Shagger Год назад +3

      Imma paste that

    • @rizonza5060
      @rizonza5060 Год назад +1

      this is going to r/copy than mayn me

    • @khoucacola
      @khoucacola Год назад +6

      W scout rizz

    • @Lucky_cat790
      @Lucky_cat790 10 месяцев назад +2

      Mucho texto

  • @MatiZak
    @MatiZak Год назад +14

    "I have a chicken coop" it's a great pick-up line.

  • @Drip_NoobsStudio
    @Drip_NoobsStudio Год назад +18

    "Go to hell scout"
    "I cant give you more bread"
    "This is good news, Ra said"
    I love this video
    "Do you know what that means??" FISH

  • @khromyakvsevolod3664
    @khromyakvsevolod3664 Год назад +161

    Medic and engineer serving bread monsters for dinner is somewhat in character for them.

    • @HackerMann203
      @HackerMann203 2 месяца назад +1

      Both are the smartest of the team and are probably psychopaths.

  • @KingPBJames
    @KingPBJames Год назад +65

    "Gives power"
    Spy just announced his own action like he was roleplaying on a message board.

  • @ghoom
    @ghoom Год назад +183

    6:33
    spy: gives power.
    scout: my friend? you good?

  • @DJL3G3ND
    @DJL3G3ND Год назад +16

    the edits made it worth watching it all lol

    • @chronohq
      @chronohq  Год назад +3

      Aye, glad you liked it!

  • @lawesomesauce6247
    @lawesomesauce6247 4 месяца назад +5

    8:17 the intensity with which he says, "Because it is NOT NECESSARY! I AM CELEBRATING MY DAY!" is incredible.

  • @AthenaKolva
    @AthenaKolva Год назад +69

    "I donated a car today"
    Soldier casually being an upstanding citizen

  • @borbleborb4586
    @borbleborb4586 Год назад +69

    10:10 this actually makes sense

  • @MrPixel_the_noob
    @MrPixel_the_noob Год назад +72

    Spy explains what this entire video is 2:28

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 Год назад +6

      this explains a whole video about breaking the 4th wall

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 Год назад +11

    Thank you for editing so much stuff in, this is amazing
    I love how Pauling sounds like a drunk android

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil Год назад +86

    11:07 BRO THIS FUCJING KILLED ME WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE A MILLION VIEWS

    • @frl-4047
      @frl-4047 Год назад +4

      It's so good man. The editing adds a lot to the already existing comedy. This needs to be more popular

    • @OneHundredFiftyTwo
      @OneHundredFiftyTwo Год назад +2

      @@frl-4047 it's all good man

  • @upscale9109
    @upscale9109 Год назад +84

    3:55 im pretty sure my sisters heard my hysterical laughter

  • @nicknamedude
    @nicknamedude Год назад +183

    5:47 Yes, we offer great health secrets

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk Год назад +30

      Take a closer look at M.A.M.E.

    • @nicknamedude
      @nicknamedude Год назад +19

      @@UH-60_Blackhawk Look in this room

    • @boo1boot261
      @boo1boot261 Год назад +24

      ​@@nicknamedude I'm better than me, aren't I?

    • @danteo17
      @danteo17 Год назад +12

      ​@@boo1boot261I need your help

    • @Neoniq41
      @Neoniq41 Год назад +18

      I'm always working

  • @ghci6436
    @ghci6436 Год назад +12

    10:32 Scout be like:
    ''Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup'' he got me😂

  • @Michi_Exiled
    @Michi_Exiled Год назад +14

    "I donated a car today"
    *Meet the mrBeast*

  • @silloishere
    @silloishere Год назад +83

    7:56 so scout got married??

    • @krakenofthesea106
      @krakenofthesea106 Год назад +19

      In his dinner plans for Pauling he would've proposed

  • @Ben_19M
    @Ben_19M Год назад +102

    1:40 that was the most coherent line

    • @Lunarcreeper
      @Lunarcreeper Год назад +10

      what about 9:55

    • @Ben_19M
      @Ben_19M Год назад +1

      @@Lunarcreeper stop

    • @Lunarcreeper
      @Lunarcreeper Год назад +2

      @@Ben_19M ?

    • @Hellothere-kt7ev
      @Hellothere-kt7ev Год назад +2

      i think it was:
      [Spy]: Is it broken?!
      because he could be talking about the teleporter, the experiment, or the entire video

  • @cooliostarstache6992
    @cooliostarstache6992 Год назад +55

    I love how miss Pauling’s voice is always tinny-sounding, because all her voice clips are thru the communicator

  • @thisguyispeculiar
    @thisguyispeculiar Год назад +9

    It's amazing how everyone is acting weird but Soldier seems same as always.

  • @honeybeeplush
    @honeybeeplush Год назад +2

    2:08 The Olive Garden employee when I ask for my 78th basket of bread sticks

  • @Christoffer395
    @Christoffer395 Год назад +113

    9:40 Pauling calling the tale of Mr. Hands a good story 💀

  • @sussyman9034
    @sussyman9034 Год назад +72

    Man, when heavy said: "take care of yourself, NOW!!" I felt it

    • @Lucky_cat790
      @Lucky_cat790 10 месяцев назад +3

      You should take care of yourself NOW

  • @RaidedIceBoy
    @RaidedIceBoy Год назад +73

    9:01 This was so random and it's so funny

    • @The-su4pj
      @The-su4pj Год назад +7

      Burst out laughing

    • @unkempt.official
      @unkempt.official 11 месяцев назад +5

      *“Burst out laughing”* 💀

    • @japanlad-kk7fz
      @japanlad-kk7fz 4 месяца назад +1

      Laughing and busting 💀 edit: bursting

  • @petergriscom3431
    @petergriscom3431 Год назад +45

    0:32 Scout really just summed up TF2.

  • @AmaraTheBarbarian
    @AmaraTheBarbarian Год назад +7

    This isn't fair, I just got my wisdom teeth removed far later than they probably should have been, they didn't give me any painkillers, and this video has me cackling like a mad man and grinning from ear to ear... Laughing at this video has given me physical pain, and it is worth every bit.

  • @FMB_Player
    @FMB_Player Год назад +50

    6:12 Yes, Detective. You are better than yourself too.

  • @supermaximglitchy1
    @supermaximglitchy1 Год назад +45

    6:33 spy: “gives power” 6:37 “let me” 6:40 “my tests”
    scout: “not the same thing”
    indeed it is not the same thing he said

  • @jackthatistheripper
    @jackthatistheripper Год назад +73

    Scout insulting himself is basically the best thing I've heard today

    • @XGamin1
      @XGamin1 Год назад +1

      JACK!

    • @fireblastcatencgrunk
      @fireblastcatencgrunk Год назад

      It makes me remember some russian meme with a screenshot from TF2 and there was a Scout with nickname "скауты пидорасы" (english: scouts are fa*gots)

    • @TheRedScout
      @TheRedScout 3 месяца назад

      Freakin’ unbelievable. Go ta’ hell, scout.

  • @emissne
    @emissne 13 дней назад +1

    0:39 i like how she actually sounds like she cares a lot about the information he is giving them, the information being 7 well baby.

  • @its_zamlol
    @its_zamlol Год назад +24

    1:07 this is somehow still equally or more awkward