"Cases" "What is your military problem?" "I get bread." "Where do you work" "You told me" "How..... Long...?" "I haven't baked bread for three days" Hit different
@@drelectrohiss Yeah, that's the moment Medic said it, but it's not as funny without context and 9:49 is the moment Engineer and Medic walk into the room.
Choice highlights from _Life is Hard_ 0:22 Scout receives a call from a Miss Pollina Bowling who is using her spy kit to disguise as a pillar. 1:24 Scout accidentally damns himself. 1:35 Scout throws eggs at Engineer and Medic. 2:00 A Steam sale is promoted. 2:20 Engineer promotes self-termination. 2:40 Medic remembers how biology works. 3:01 Spy teaches botany while Soldier preaches. 3:56 Spy divulges a gay relationship while in Paris. 5:14 Scout reveals his mother is Powder and he had incestuous tendencies. 5:57 Scout has a moment of motivation. 7:45 The complete detail of a contract killing. 8:25 Scout is proud of his pants. 9:40 Miss Bowling discovers a real life bestiality case. 9:52 It's discovered the dinner is consciousness, but the Soldier hasn't cooked bread. 12:18 Scout gives Miss Bowling writing advice. 13:22 Miss Bowling lets rip from the adrenaline.
5:40 Scout: "I know people like me are upset." Spy: "Hmmm, *_WHYYYY?_* " Scout: "Hello,Detective,IDoNotKnow!" ... Scout's character still shines through in this last quoted line.
Yeah, scout is good at drawing but is bad with speaking (canonically) because in the comics there are multiple scenarios where scout fails to read something (Example: him failing to read “sub machine” on a crate.)
"All things, therefore, are good to us... until you cook bread." The fact that that actually sounds like a proverb. I also love how most of Pooling's actual voice lines are over the intercom, so once she shows up in person everyone else is talking normaly while she continues on in 360p.
It's funny that Google Translate gets about one percent correct. And even though it didn't work well, I changed a few times. I didn't do it twenty times. But I've done it many times.
Every group can make a difference. You have 1 point and you have information. If you have 20 points, you have 20 points and 20 percent information. Just like this comment shows (Every time you translate something it loses a 1% of the message, if you do it 20 you lose 20% of the message)
I think these guys ran their comments through google translate as i changed my words about mushrooms and i changed the words 24 times and a half and three quarters.
@Extant Fellow exactly wich explains why it's underated. I should've said that I didn't find it funny instead of "maybe because it's not funny." Appologies for that.
"All things, therefore, are good to us, until you cook bread" "Cases" "What is your military problem?" "I get bread" "Where do you work?" "You told me" "How long?" "I haven't baked bread for three days" "On the ship, where does it come from?"
This isn't fair, I just got my wisdom teeth removed far later than they probably should have been, they didn't give me any painkillers, and this video has me cackling like a mad man and grinning from ear to ear... Laughing at this video has given me physical pain, and it is worth every bit.
I like how some of the characters had more accurate translation then others. Like the Engineer was translated pretty well and almost had no misinterpretations while Scout was like 💀
I live every 3,5 days on average. That's 2 days a week in case someone doesn't get it. In case someone still doesn't get it, these days are the weekend.
To be honest, I shouldn't expect less from a community that puts high quality into their humor and memes... All I expected was just text-to-speech voices (default ones) over the video, but you not only put in the merc's voices instead, but also edited images in to match the scenario, amazing. Also, First: why does this actually make sense? and secondly: I need to turn that into an insult. "So why not make some noise and leave the page?"
Fantastic video, extremely well edited, I nearly lost my shit at 1:24 and it's not even a tenth of the video in and then he threw the fucking eggs and I'm laughing my ass off thank you, subscription earned friend
![[Expiration Date] But it's Cold War History](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UZuxhZO-3zI/mqdefault.jpg)
![Meet The Civilian Heavy [SFM]](/img/1.gif)
This video suddenly blew up out of nowhere, I'll try to respond to all the comments with either a like or heart but damn, there's a lot.
This video is from another site. I try or hate everything. But there are many
(Translated 20 times)
smelly belly 9:53
@@izrrr4785 Fair enough.
14:20 You must have been human.
Go to hell, scout 1:24
I like that soldier said almost nothing out of character
Yes
Indeed
I donated a car today.
Agreed
@@joelofjudah9144that sound like a genuine line from soldier
"I donated a car today!" fits Soldier so well
you are beatiful sir
There's a lot to do on the weekends, isn't there?
The words are fun
I think i bury it every week
So he was not arrested
1:28
“go to hell scout” - scout
Overwhelming self hatred.
tf2 lore
I have no idea how it became that at all but i almost died at that
Hahahaha haven't reached that part yet. 😅
And then he replied “uh-oh” to himself 😂
8:00
"Ready?" Spy
"Really" Scout
"I have no idea. All that you say is evil" Spy
Got me dying
Our time is completed.
I'm glad you are not a farmer.
That's not important I'm celebrating my day
My pants is beautiful.
"Find yourself in Hell." unironically goes so hard and fits Spy's character like a glove.
Does this glove have an ability called backstab and disguise?
@@noobtube1323yes
"Cases"
"What is your military problem?"
"I get bread."
"Where do you work"
"You told me"
"How..... Long...?"
"I haven't baked bread for three days"
Hit different
It's funny because getting bread also means making money. So, he gets money from baking bread. But he hasn't baked bread in the last 3 days.
Terminators having a conversation
Catch up, catch up, CATCH UP! Oh, you can't eat to eat.
@@DogDogGodFogand fit for him since his personality
And he's in the military
FINALLY, I'M THE 666th LIKE YAAAAY
13:50
"We will not die"
"We will stand forever"
Even translated, still hits different...
Fr
yeah, but at least most guides go straight to the box.
@@georgethakurThank God.
The line is even better after being translated 20x
"I wouldnt Say that. Let's face it, most guides goes straight to the box!"
Tf2 but everyone is drunk
So just TF2 then? Lol
TF2 but everyone except the Demoman is drunk
Since Demo’s already drunk it would just cancel out and he would be the only sober one
@@WilliamWhyles df2?
@@WilliamWhylesdemo is drunk^2
At 9:53 "Smelly Belly, this is a identifiable sign of consciousness" is my favorite line of this and I don't understand why
it feels like medic's real line, resuscitating someone with crazy shit tactics
smelly belly
"That's why I wrote down my last wish. I want to go out with my mom" - Scout
*Spy actually helps him do that*
THAT PAULING IS A SPY
Bowling*
THAT PAULING IS A BLOODY- Sentry- **Schadenfreude**
ballin*
Miss Bowling
it comes with a box
9:49 The time when medic says "smelly belly" is probably my favourite part of this abomination.
9:54
lol
More like 9:53
@@drelectrohiss Yeah, that's the moment Medic said it, but it's not as funny without context and 9:49 is the moment Engineer and Medic walk into the room.
Smelly Belly :3
Medic: This is an identifiable sign of consciousness!
Also Medic: CLEAN WHEAT, SEE?
CLEAN WHEAT, SEE? *shows audience a tumor filled loaf of bread*
I’m glad you’re not a farmer
I donated a car today
@@Man_Aslume You are beautiful, sir.
4:06 The fact that this actually lines up with what was said earlier and demos reaction being just as fitting as in the original video is super funny.
9:27
-Look... Look... Look... Heeee!
-Excellent!
-Pain, please. Not too much, it's a circle
-not clear!
-release
I love good conversations
My last 3 dying braincells trying to function average conversation
Heavy: GET OUT!
Scout: whatever it is
Ms Paulin: S E E D S
S E E D S
P l e a s e d o n ' t. . .
@@Em1alonz S E E D S
S E E D S
*S E E D S*
4:17 Cube is something Soldier could actually wish for
“ it is good! ”
Soldier wants the orange box bundle, not because he’s a portal and half life fan but because he wants the box
8:25 MY PANTS ARE BEAUTIFUL >:{
10:16 alternate universe where nothing went wrong bc the soldier teleported no bread
2:11
aka 2FT universe or etaD noitaripxE
10:03 Didn't know Engineer was such a big fan of Shakespeare...
Untill you cook bread...
@@IdiotDemoKnight Cases
@@bjornjuggerdaddywhat is your military problem?
@@ALT3RNAT3DOESSTUFF I get bread
@@bjornjuggerdaddy where do you work?
2:09 he actually tells the soldier to prepare bread now
He tells everybody to
Prepare bread to t a s t e
8:07 ''I'm glad you are not a farmer''
2:39 soldier’s reaction is now actually fitting 😂
It was fitting originally too though wasn’t it
We live every 3 days
@@HeatedBlizzard I only live every 10 days :(
@@HeatedBlizzard I live 3 out of 1, 2, 3...
wow i was the 999 like ")
Choice highlights from _Life is Hard_
0:22 Scout receives a call from a Miss Pollina Bowling who is using her spy kit to disguise as a pillar.
1:24 Scout accidentally damns himself.
1:35 Scout throws eggs at Engineer and Medic.
2:00 A Steam sale is promoted.
2:20 Engineer promotes self-termination.
2:40 Medic remembers how biology works.
3:01 Spy teaches botany while Soldier preaches.
3:56 Spy divulges a gay relationship while in Paris.
5:14 Scout reveals his mother is Powder and he had incestuous tendencies.
5:57 Scout has a moment of motivation.
7:45 The complete detail of a contract killing.
8:25 Scout is proud of his pants.
9:40 Miss Bowling discovers a real life bestiality case.
9:52 It's discovered the dinner is consciousness, but the Soldier hasn't cooked bread.
12:18 Scout gives Miss Bowling writing advice.
13:22 Miss Bowling lets rip from the adrenaline.
I love this
8:21 women ☕
❤
9:53
S M E L L Y B E L L Y
8:06 Spy is glad that scout isn't a farmer
13:37
"You are not crazy"
*"God is angry"*
Bars
Pony pfp +999
5:01 Scout uses reverse psychology
Vit
@@sansy243 that's... why I wrote... down my last wish.
I wanna... go out... with my mom.
@@deltaX.productions holy shit is that you?
"I'm better than me, aren't I?"
Scout, Mercenary and Philosopher
Scout as Xavier Renegade Angel
Sound like a Kamina quote
1:275 no he's not
@@spottySTC"you'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?"
9:51 - “this is just dinner!”
“ *smelly belly!* “
This is an identifiable sign of consciousness.
3:57 “of course, well fell in love with the Eiffel tower” sounds like an actual punchline lol
13:17
scout: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
scout: "Polina?"
truly inspirational words
Sounds like drunk singing
Gas seems to "run out"
@@wahidjac1 ten...
@@Shigatsu_TF2oc Five now I feel better.
@@idontreallycareanymore-213 God forbid...
I like how in the first it goes from random nonsense to hideing bodys of murder victems
They talk like that
To sweat home alabama
I love how Spy's speech is still pretty inspiring, and the plant is a nice addition lol.
5:40 Scout: "I know people like me are upset."
Spy: "Hmmm, *_WHYYYY?_* "
Scout: "Hello,Detective,IDoNotKnow!"
... Scout's character still shines through in this last quoted line.
He sounds like he just rizzed up spy
The way medic say it at 2:00 just make me laugh so hard
He sounds like demoman for some reason
13:47 "I am well! We will not die! We will stand forever!"
Somehow better than the original. God speed, Rick May. God speed.
“I am not saying! Let’s face it! Most guides go straight to the box!” - Medic😡
@@wastelesslearning1245that ome had me dying for some reason
o7
o7 rick
When miss Pauling forgot to ship bottled water so the mercs kept on drinking lead poisoned water:
Bottled what now?
8:17 the intensity with which he says, "Because it is NOT NECESSARY! I AM CELEBRATING MY DAY!" is incredible.
5:30 "We have 2 hens. Do you wanna to do this? What do you like"
I have several questions.
Pretty normal interaction
In Polish the word for hen is 1 letter away from the word for whore
@@DogDogGodFog I'm interested what is the 1 missing letter?
@@simple__sigma3287 The missing letter is 'w'.
"Umm Acthually hen is a female bird" 🤓
“Classic scout congratulations to all of you” is now forever in my vocabulary.
Classic scout W
This is underrated.
I agree
I agree
i dont agree
i also dont agree
I agree
1:15 "In all cases! I need to get out!" fits so well
m o s t p e o p l e a r e a r r e s t e d
@@Thatsthewayyadoitthink about it: well, he asked again
@@slugcat_number_75487 go to hell scout, uh oh
@@slugcat_number_75487 go to L scout
Medic: Screaming in agony
*”BURST OUT LAUGHING”*
Medic and engineer serving bread monsters for dinner is somewhat in character for them.
12:05 "Haha! I called for dinner!"
Fucking brilliant, that made me shit faster, that was really funny lmao
it made you what now
@@notquitehadouken I was on the bowl, squeezing a turd that was a bit shy
„Made me shit faster“ is the best thing ive heard
@@TheRealBlazingDiamond did it slide out
@@elalejoz677 no, it just squeezed out a bit faster. It still took a bit for me to finally get it out of there
3:48 is anyone gonna comment that Scout is a talented artist? That's a nice drawing of a car
Indeed he is.
Dang, I never realized how good that car drawing is until now
Yeah, scout is good at drawing but is bad with speaking (canonically) because in the comics there are multiple scenarios where scout fails to read something (Example: him failing to read “sub machine” on a crate.)
10:34 MUSTARD!!!!
(0:47)
"Hello Research Women, i donated a car today! :D"
My favourite line from this video, lmao
2:22 they got a really wide grave so that they can all fit in there
more like just for heavy
"Gives power"
Spy just announced his own action like he was roleplaying on a message board.
12:30 Whatever it is, s e e d s
Please don't
@@wahidjac1Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"All things, therefore, are good to us... until you cook bread."
The fact that that actually sounds like a proverb.
I also love how most of Pooling's actual voice lines are over the intercom, so once she shows up in person everyone else is talking normaly while she continues on in 360p.
Man, when heavy said: "take care of yourself, NOW!!" I felt it
You should take care of yourself NOW
2:37 „Yes. We live every three days!” 💀
TikToker
why at best most people if they are lucky and consistent live 2/7 days which is pretty damn close to once every 3 days.
I live every 5 days
@@daswarzenschwein npc comment
@@thisainttherealandrewgraves get playable then
"Go to hell scout"
"I cant give you more bread"
"This is good news, Ra said"
I love this video
"Do you know what that means??" FISH
0:32 Scout really just summed up TF2.
Scout really just said a creator in the hit 2013 game Geometry Dash
0:30 THAT PAULING IS A SPY
It's funny that Google Translate gets about one percent correct. And even though it didn't work well, I changed a few times. I didn't do it twenty times. But I've done it many times.
Every group can make a difference. You have 1 point and you have information. If you have 20 points, you have 20 points and 20 percent information.
Just like this comment shows
(Every time you translate something it loses a 1% of the message, if you do it 20 you lose 20% of the message)
why did you change
Google Translate IS accurate most of the time, it's just that translating it through 20+ languages in one go distorts it.
I think these guys ran their comments through google translate as i changed my words about mushrooms and i changed the words 24 times and a half and three quarters.
666 likes
How is this so underrated? It's one of the few videos that actually makes me laugh.
its so well edited too
Maybe because it's not funny.
@Extant Fellow exactly wich explains why it's underated. I should've said that I didn't find it funny instead of "maybe because it's not funny." Appologies for that.
@Extant Fellow nah u good m8
11:07 BRO THIS FUCJING KILLED ME WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE A MILLION VIEWS
It's so good man. The editing adds a lot to the already existing comedy. This needs to be more popular
@@frl-4047 it's all good man
2:17 “If you want to do something… well, this, is a good time to die”
"All things, therefore, are good to us, until you cook bread"
"Cases"
"What is your military problem?"
"I get bread"
"Where do you work?"
"You told me"
"How long?"
"I haven't baked bread for three days"
"On the ship, where does it come from?"
7:56 so scout got married??
In his dinner plans for Pauling he would've proposed
13:29
God forbid
That... That... That... Fun!
God is angry
the edits made it worth watching it all lol
Aye, glad you liked it!
2:08 The Olive Garden employee when I ask for my 78th basket of bread sticks
1:40 that was the most coherent line
what about 9:55
@@Lunarcreeper stop
@@Ben_19M ?
i think it was:
[Spy]: Is it broken?!
because he could be talking about the teleporter, the experiment, or the entire video
5:47 Yes, we offer great health secrets
Take a closer look at M.A.M.E.
@@UH-60_Blackhawk Look in this room
@@nicknamedude I'm better than me, aren't I?
@@boo1boot261I need your help
I'm always working
8:20 That "Women" got me
I love how miss Pauling’s voice is always tinny-sounding, because all her voice clips are thru the communicator
'Gossip is, very angry, *reach* '
-The scout
"I want to Go out with my mom" 💀💀💀
Tbh "LIFE IS HARD" is the most realistic thing i have ever seen in TF2
Thank you for editing so much stuff in, this is amazing
I love how Pauling sounds like a drunk android
I love how Medic and Engineer just started interrogating Soldier about where he works and where he gets his bread out of nowhere
3:55 im pretty sure my sisters heard my hysterical laughter
Scout insulting himself is basically the best thing I've heard today
JACK!
It makes me remember some russian meme with a screenshot from TF2 and there was a Scout with nickname "скауты пидорасы" (english: scouts are fa*gots)
Freakin’ unbelievable. Go ta’ hell, scout.
I find Soldiers love for the default cube relatable.
2:45
"That's it!
Okuba! The information.
...
It is not"
- Translated Demoman
This isn't fair, I just got my wisdom teeth removed far later than they probably should have been, they didn't give me any painkillers, and this video has me cackling like a mad man and grinning from ear to ear... Laughing at this video has given me physical pain, and it is worth every bit.
6:33 spy: “gives power” 6:37 “let me” 6:40 “my tests”
scout: “not the same thing”
indeed it is not the same thing he said
scouts second dying wish : 8:14
I like how some of the characters had more accurate translation then others. Like the Engineer was translated pretty well and almost had no misinterpretations while Scout was like 💀
Cube it is good
10:32 Scout be like:
''Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup'' he got me😂
“I have a chicken coop” and then the sad smack noise made me die laughing bro
Craziest thing about this video is that the most accurate line is probably "we can no longer serve bread" lmao
life is hard. 2:53 is right
Correct!-spy from heavy is dead
Spy: “I’m glad your not a farmer”
Scout: *And I took that personally*
10:08 It is so close to the origonal that it made me laugh more.
"Where do you work" is a very Engineerly response to "I get bread".
Apparently soldier works at bread bakery.
@@Idkwhatiam How…
…long?
@@arrontheprotogen9276 i havent baked bread for 3 days
@@muriloduartegoddusofcowus5893 On the ship!
Where does it come from!
This feels exactly like a SFM in audio form
2:04 somehow this line is funnier than the original line
“I am a woman. My people treated me badly.”
Yikes, that crashed hard😭
9:01 This was so random and it's so funny
Burst out laughing
*“Burst out laughing”* 💀
Laughing and busting 💀 edit: bursting
I love how the only thing that changed about the "Go to Hell" line is that scout just insulted himself.
"hello research women, I donated a car today" I JUST CANNNNTTTT
2:40 "We live every 3 days"
My life in a nutshell
I don’t believe you
Actually, my overthought and calculated scientific study says we live every 2.89 days.
@@admiralAlfonso9001 I think he means it in a metaphorical way, his circumstances in life waste most of his days
I live every 3,5 days on average.
That's 2 days a week in case someone doesn't get it.
In case someone still doesn't get it, these days are the weekend.
Actually we only live for 5 minutes, breathing just resets the timer
0:55 Joe...
*I almost thought I had been gotten*
dont worry man its joe from the hit show *family guy*
He figured out the joek.
😂
The "Women, ahahhaahh" was so unexpected it actually had me laughing out loud.
Funniest part of the video
Women ☕
8:22
I hate I recognized the tipsyduck video immediately lol
To be honest, I shouldn't expect less from a community that puts high quality into their humor and memes... All I expected was just text-to-speech voices (default ones) over the video, but you not only put in the merc's voices instead, but also edited images in to match the scenario, amazing.
Also, First: why does this actually make sense? and secondly: I need to turn that into an insult. "So why not make some noise and leave the page?"
I love how in the end of the vid there was the belt by ekstrak, brings my childhood memories back
1:07 this is somehow still equally or more awkward
Fantastic video, extremely well edited, I nearly lost my shit at 1:24 and it's not even a tenth of the video in and then he threw the fucking eggs and I'm laughing my ass off thank you, subscription earned friend
Go to hell scout- uh oh. Aaaah