when a game's audio is more suggestive than you realize

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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @GearWukong
    @GearWukong 5 лет назад +23472

    I sometimes forget he's just talking to himself, and by sometimes I mean everytime.

  • @oops3798
    @oops3798 4 года назад +17520

    Also known as "Why headphones are important"

    • @MiGujack3
      @MiGujack3 3 года назад +244

      Also known as "Disable Bluetooth"

    • @ewill69
      @ewill69 3 года назад +26

      Dude how do you only have a single reply even though u have over a thousand likes?
      I didn't even know that was possible!
      Edit: 4700?!?!

    • @ewill69
      @ewill69 3 года назад +9

      @IAmAKebab But still only 3 ??

    • @ewill69
      @ewill69 3 года назад +5

      @IAmAKebab Got it
      Thank u

    • @lucideon9712
      @lucideon9712 3 года назад +2

      yup

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 лет назад +15757

    I think that enemy got... *_the point!_*
    If you catch my drift...

    • @chepulis
      @chepulis 5 лет назад +339

      Yeah, we _got_ _the_ _point_

    • @dave5194
      @dave5194 5 лет назад +189

      I wish I could get the point ;_;

    • @abbas_hashem
      @abbas_hashem 5 лет назад +167

      The tip*

    • @robertsteel3563
      @robertsteel3563 5 лет назад +14

      well only if I know how to drift then yeah, but I can't so, no :\

    • @alextrin683
      @alextrin683 5 лет назад +43

      Just the tip is fine~

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +16743

    "Aighe 'Luvsekks" is one of the most clever things SungWon ever came up with

    • @shaquilleoatmeal2145
      @shaquilleoatmeal2145 3 года назад +96

      aha im finally early to one of your comments

    • @totsy_meow
      @totsy_meow 3 года назад +47

      Waiting until this comment blows up

    • @shaquilleoatmeal2145
      @shaquilleoatmeal2145 3 года назад +57

      @@totsy_meow lmao exactly this guys gonna go down in history as the successor to Justin Y.

    • @totsy_meow
      @totsy_meow 3 года назад +6

      @@shaquilleoatmeal2145 yeah

    • @satoukazuma4837
      @satoukazuma4837 3 года назад +3

      You again

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy 4 года назад +21286

    Male characters in video games when they get hurt: ARGHHHH!
    Female characters in video games when they get hurt: hnnnghh~~~~ aaaaaaaahh!!~~~

    • @Lertas_AltShow
      @Lertas_AltShow 4 года назад +1400

      Even anime girls are masochistic

    • @dreamydailine
      @dreamydailine 4 года назад +192

      Yum

    • @maomaomi5434
      @maomaomi5434 3 года назад +311

      Playing fighting games with music and sfx off but leaving the voice on

    • @mafiaishere4371
      @mafiaishere4371 3 года назад +76

      Why im hearing a anime girl sound?

    • @roguepoison
      @roguepoison 3 года назад +55

      Ah yes, any Soul Calibur game

  • @Waffle-Ex-Eye-Vee
    @Waffle-Ex-Eye-Vee 5 лет назад +12371

    “Do you hear me, Aighe ‘luvsekks? *FINISH ME* ”

    • @ochakouraraka3113
      @ochakouraraka3113 4 года назад +215

      I just-...... I cant-😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

    • @nijah_r
      @nijah_r 4 года назад +229

      I'm not strong enough...

    • @unknown634VODS
      @unknown634VODS 4 года назад +99

      Finish me you coward

    • @mkge7206
      @mkge7206 4 года назад +133

      Aighe 'luvsekks sends his regards

    • @Amy-ut8le
      @Amy-ut8le 4 года назад +20

      Lmao still gets me every time

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 лет назад +5916

    _He’s coming._

    • @waldofound8212
      @waldofound8212 5 лет назад +130

      Putin: *We’re* coming

    • @thatreviewerguy9385
      @thatreviewerguy9385 5 лет назад +4

      They can't stop us all

    • @bobklap
      @bobklap 5 лет назад +15

      Your profile picture really finished it

    • @puckie643
      @puckie643 5 лет назад +13

      Oh lawd he comin'

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 5 лет назад +6

      @@waldofound8212 Profile picture matches perfectly

  • @usurpererenyeager649
    @usurpererenyeager649 3 года назад +19799

    "NO, NOT INSIDE! PLEASE NOT INSIDE YET DENNIS! IT'S TOO RISKY! WE HAVEN'T ACQUIRED THE PROPER PROTECTION SPELL YET!"

  • @snookerwither9955
    @snookerwither9955 5 лет назад +17713

    For every videogame like this there's a voice actor grunting for 24 hours in a recording studio

    • @thiagozlin
      @thiagozlin 5 лет назад +740

      Can you imagine making a live off grunting in a studio? What a life

    • @snookerwither9955
      @snookerwither9955 5 лет назад +272

      @@thiagozlin Tim Allen: "Don't know what you mean"

    • @discomfort5760
      @discomfort5760 4 года назад +147

      @@snookerwither9955 AEEUGH

    • @Jambunctious
      @Jambunctious 4 года назад +46

      And then they start recording VOs.
      Heyooo

    • @CV-Moore
      @CV-Moore 4 года назад +52

      @@thiagozlin Have you heard of Lego games?

  • @BacadoTheSkoggy
    @BacadoTheSkoggy 4 года назад +57972

    I love that he found a way to spell “I” with five letters

    • @e.c.b.
      @e.c.b. 3 года назад +5827

      Queue is just "Q" with five letters too, so yeah

    • @jcodejcode
      @jcodejcode 3 года назад +2238

      This... This is a grammar and speech master, little bois.

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 3 года назад +1190

      @@e.c.b.
      2 letters down, 24 to go.

    • @TheWorldBelowDnD
      @TheWorldBelowDnD 3 года назад +686

      Ayeigh works too!
      Or Eyegh/Aieeh for 5 letters

    • @shadowguarder2857
      @shadowguarder2857 3 года назад +347

      "aighe"

  • @hunterofdarkness8329
    @hunterofdarkness8329 4 года назад +9914

    Alternate title:
    How to roast your sponser

    • @Jac0bIAm
      @Jac0bIAm 4 года назад +138

      Pretty much this lol

    • @Zatote
      @Zatote 4 года назад +12

      Lol

    • @CraftBasti
      @CraftBasti 4 года назад +12

      Wait, how did he?

    • @gnatnevlik9249
      @gnatnevlik9249 4 года назад +205

      @@CraftBasti Shadowverse has some pretty wonky and suggestive voice lines. The new expansions is cowboy themed and all the VAs were forced to do southern accents. It’s amazing

    • @atlantis720
      @atlantis720 4 года назад +59

      Actually pretty much all of the videos he has with sponsors have to do with the sponsor itself. Like the one about Sakura wars and lips/mouth

  • @portorolla4157
    @portorolla4157 3 года назад +948

    "I'm finished"
    "That's his defeat quote."

  • @paulhk2727
    @paulhk2727 4 года назад +12896

    When he showed "Aighe 'luvsekks"
    That's when I totally lost it

    • @briannawilliams6973
      @briannawilliams6973 3 года назад +199

      I had to close my laptop lol

    • @skymaiden16
      @skymaiden16 3 года назад +41

      Saaaaame

    • @ragingpros3755
      @ragingpros3755 3 года назад +36

      That killed me

    • @wer__
      @wer__ 3 года назад +35

      I swear i was laughing too hard

    • @paulhk2727
      @paulhk2727 3 года назад +39

      That moment when you realize some random comment from half a year ago has 2.8k likes, such nice notification RUclips

  • @sushi7255
    @sushi7255 5 лет назад +36089

    King Dragon Sends His Regards

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 5 лет назад +856

      OOOH

    • @JJA8020
      @JJA8020 4 года назад +586

      Jean Grey from the 90s X-Men series

    • @pinklemonade8320
      @pinklemonade8320 4 года назад +1105

      Do you expect me to believe you have a problem with this, Hentai Lover?

    • @ThomasFoolery
      @ThomasFoolery 4 года назад +250

      OOUUUUHHHHHGGG!!!!!!

    • @ComDenox
      @ComDenox 4 года назад +143

      Darkness, is that you?

  • @M3L0618
    @M3L0618 5 лет назад +27366

    “No, you should not _intensively moan_ in this _highly secret_ stealth op whenever you *stub your toe.”*

    • @alexanderleonardi3625
      @alexanderleonardi3625 4 года назад +736

      yeah, jam that toe into the wall. deeper! deeper! DEEPER!

    • @goldengaruda8935
      @goldengaruda8935 4 года назад +370

      But I like pain!

    • @pineapplejuice6339
      @pineapplejuice6339 4 года назад +332

      I read this while eating and almost choked. This comment could’ve killed me.

    • @aureliuszeta3037
      @aureliuszeta3037 4 года назад +124

      I'm looking at YOU, Gray Fox!
      *MGS intensifies*

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q 4 года назад +52

      @@aureliuszeta3037 oh no not the memories not the memories again

  • @DrDunsparce
    @DrDunsparce 3 года назад +483

    You never realize how suggestive the audio is until you play the game in front of someone

  • @cherrykamino
    @cherrykamino 5 лет назад +10357

    Include those screams and gasps when a girl gets hurt in games like KYAAAAAAA wtf

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 5 лет назад +303

      In Smash, death cries of Palutena and male Wii Fit Trainer

    • @Lolo.mp3
      @Lolo.mp3 5 лет назад +209

      Cherry Kamino Everytime you hit Zelda in Smash Ultimate, it sounds like hentai

    • @nothankyou4752
      @nothankyou4752 5 лет назад +134

      *LoL japanese dub intensifies*

    • @BloodyRainbowOtaku
      @BloodyRainbowOtaku 5 лет назад +45

      Ahri in League especially got me on this.

    • @cesaraugusto3648
      @cesaraugusto3648 5 лет назад +150

      I once played a touhou fighting game with a friend on the switch and we couldn't even hear the music just fucking moans like wtf

  • @gentlemanchogath7613
    @gentlemanchogath7613 5 лет назад +21530

    Aighe 'luvsekks is strong and all, but he's really no match for Tutch M'aibaulz.

  • @Alfiealfff
    @Alfiealfff 4 года назад +37566

    You forgot 99% of female character death sounds.

    • @Gunneramma
      @Gunneramma 4 года назад +2904

      AUGHH AHH UNGH, STOP

    • @bat6353
      @bat6353 4 года назад +1863

      Fuckin' Daggerfall characters sound like they're being fisted by a gorilla.

    • @notaseagull3320
      @notaseagull3320 4 года назад +1843

      AAAAUUUGGGHHH **Moans like a dying whale***

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 4 года назад +1117

      In Dark Souls I it's the male character that moans all the damn time, while the female character is just shrieking

    • @idislikeconflict313
      @idislikeconflict313 4 года назад +343

      Uggggghhhhhhhhhhh x_X - Female characters

  • @BabyGhast4
    @BabyGhast4 3 года назад +229

    At 0:11 I can imagine Archibald bleeding out and staring at his wound that aighe ‘luvsekks made and realised and said to himself “I’m finished...” and then shouted out at Aighe ‘luvsekks in a disgusted tone “are you satisfied now, Aighe ‘luvsekks” and then angrily “You hear me, Aighe ‘luvsekks!” and orders Aighe ‘luvsekks to finish him so that he can die quickly and painlessly instead of the slow painful death he is getting at the moment.

    • @ArminHaba
      @ArminHaba Год назад +12

      what do you mean with "i can imagine"? that's literally what happened

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 5 лет назад +12782

    This is what it feels like watching any scene with Jean Grey in the 90s X-men cartoon

    • @danbrew2487
      @danbrew2487 5 лет назад +912

      Scott? Scooootttt!!!
      Uuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhaaaaaa

    • @bigfatcarp93
      @bigfatcarp93 5 лет назад +651

      @@danbrew2487 *JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @davidmendez3899
      @davidmendez3899 5 лет назад +146

      or Charles Xavier

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 5 лет назад +484

      The most realistic thing about that cartoon is how being psychic is probably a massive pain.

    • @DeadCell_XIII
      @DeadCell_XIII 5 лет назад +9

      Link

  • @stonexl
    @stonexl 5 лет назад +29099

    Sometimes it's the artwork too. A couple Fire Emblem Heroes characters have some very... interesting faces in their damaged portraits.

    • @kevinromero4026
      @kevinromero4026 5 лет назад +1197

      And then there's summer corrin

    • @dkstudios4805
      @dkstudios4805 5 лет назад +929

      and then theres smonk on r6 who has a lovely *b u l g e* that me and a friend laughed at for like 10 mins straight after pointing out

    • @dragonarchive7443
      @dragonarchive7443 5 лет назад +500

      Don't forget about Camilla

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 4 года назад +339

      Two words: Spring Loki

    • @burlingamestan4L
      @burlingamestan4L 4 года назад +146

      Fjorm

  • @bageltoo
    @bageltoo 5 лет назад +14616

    “Aha! I am a Masterbaiter!”
    “Oh look he caught a fish”

    • @gamesandluigifan7152
      @gamesandluigifan7152 5 лет назад +54

      I don't get the second one

    • @rickyoftermina
      @rickyoftermina 5 лет назад +466

      @@gamesandluigifan7152 The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker has an item called the "Master Bait" that you use to summon fish. >_>

    • @Ethan-re9tf
      @Ethan-re9tf 5 лет назад +34

      hey hey, what do you call a pro fisher

    • @13TheKeyOfDestiny
      @13TheKeyOfDestiny 5 лет назад +132

      Was gonna go with a :
      "Darn she got away, Catfished again!"

    • @stillgod2250
      @stillgod2250 5 лет назад +23

      @@Ethan-re9tf Masterbaiter! HAH! A knee slapper right there.

  • @approblade
    @approblade 3 года назад +670

    It's amazing how he manages to roast every sponsor he gets but probably still gets paid

  • @lmcg2788
    @lmcg2788 5 лет назад +4612

    You think *that's* suggestive wait till you see Summertime Archibald

    • @FireroseNekowolf
      @FireroseNekowolf 5 лет назад +595

      "Prepare to be penetrated!"
      Oh, he's using a forward thrust sword attack.

    • @sametcekmez102
      @sametcekmez102 5 лет назад +29

      @@FireroseNekowolf Prepare to be DP'd!

    • @BonazaiGirl
      @BonazaiGirl 5 лет назад +215

      Ah yes, I remember the trailer. All the seamen spread out on the boat from the really hard boss.

    • @siragon756
      @siragon756 5 лет назад +212

      "Pfiou, i'm completely empty..."
      Shit, no more mana.

    • @dneiliz5809
      @dneiliz5809 5 лет назад +3

      Dam i thought it was summertime saga

  • @milkmangreg871
    @milkmangreg871 5 лет назад +11755

    I love how ProZD has enough characters to make a small RPG

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 5 лет назад +309

      Somebody needs to make a game with all the characters and stuff :O

    • @smashpro1
      @smashpro1 5 лет назад +193

      Archibald is the party leader, obviously.

    • @Kraken160th
      @Kraken160th 5 лет назад +82

      He dies though

    • @MissPoplarLeaf
      @MissPoplarLeaf 5 лет назад +139

      @@Kraken160th Perfect! So he's actually the decoy protagonist. Good trope tbh

    • @bartholomewthundercatiii3484
      @bartholomewthundercatiii3484 5 лет назад +66

      smashpro1 Dennis is the leader, Archibald is the tank.

  • @Planktonium
    @Planktonium 5 лет назад +6766

    Aighe 'luvsekks is also a great pair with the fairy dragon Aihme' hourné.

    • @tibiafibiafie
      @tibiafibiafie 5 лет назад +676

      Nah I disagree. If you pair him up with the demon queen L’ihck Mie Vuh G’eye Nuh, she can instantly kill anyone Aighe ‘luvsekks freezes using the “Shatter Freeze” move.

    • @VeeTOHFan
      @VeeTOHFan 4 года назад +496

      @@tibiafibiafie well you see, she can easily be countered by using the Earth Angel Sukmae’Ydik’s Poundtown ability followed by gleaming light

    • @FancyNeon
      @FancyNeon 4 года назад +448

      Aighe 'luvsekks is nothing compared to Kahmin 'Miepusi

    • @VeeTOHFan
      @VeeTOHFan 4 года назад +317

      @@FancyNeon what about Prie’coumin Thau’con'daum

    • @MegaBondagemon
      @MegaBondagemon 4 года назад +260

      I found a goldmine in these replies XD

  • @renevirus-nenechihusbandnu5310
    @renevirus-nenechihusbandnu5310 3 года назад +391

    When male characters get hurt it's like manly actually hurt noises but when female characters get hurt my dad has to do a full scale investigation of my room. I literally had to buy headphones just to play Tokyo mirage sessions for this exact reason

    • @Justin-op8gg
      @Justin-op8gg 3 года назад +14

      better to a full scale check of your dads stuff... you know what they say about a peter that yaps on paul

    • @whotookmypuddingcup4131
      @whotookmypuddingcup4131 3 года назад +2

      @@Justin-op8gg no not really

    • @whotookmypuddingcup4131
      @whotookmypuddingcup4131 3 года назад +4

      @@Justin-op8gg i don't know what they say about peter i mean

    • @TheCorty
      @TheCorty 3 года назад +30

      i can understand the suspicion, but that's such an inappropriate invasion of privacy 💀

    • @water5210
      @water5210 3 года назад +3

      @@TheCorty FBI OPEN UP

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +49165

    This can easily apply to every anime ever.

    • @chrioyuuij6450
      @chrioyuuij6450 5 лет назад +771

      please, never leave us

    • @grayfox6930
      @grayfox6930 4 года назад +245

      @@chrioyuuij6450 bro...

    • @mat6k489
      @mat6k489 4 года назад +150

      Chrio yuuij bro...

    • @yunakaq
      @yunakaq 4 года назад +104

      @Chrio yuuij bro...

    • @aero8272
      @aero8272 4 года назад +81

      Bro...

  • @emred4653
    @emred4653 5 лет назад +18879

    I too hate it when I play family friendly huniepop games and the girls start moaning

    • @MizzClareJonesKNS
      @MizzClareJonesKNS 5 лет назад +1025

      Nikki, that's not how you play Mario Kart 👍

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 5 лет назад +462

      @@MizzClareJonesKNS hey! don't take it too hard the girls already do that.

    • @breawycker
      @breawycker 5 лет назад +350

      Yeah the sex scenes are the worst part of that game

    • @DIGITALGH05T
      @DIGITALGH05T 5 лет назад +682

      when ur playing a rhythm game but the loading screen is anime girl thighs

    • @thoai1000
      @thoai1000 5 лет назад +23

      bro, I just gave you your 666th like.

  • @VINOS234
    @VINOS234 5 лет назад +4491

    I don't know about you guys but I think he's coming

    • @Upsetti-Spaghetti
      @Upsetti-Spaghetti 5 лет назад +75

      Why would you think that

    • @alpha-pathetic4168
      @alpha-pathetic4168 5 лет назад +41

      Are you sure?

    • @keystrix3704
      @keystrix3704 5 лет назад +38

      But when will he be here?

    • @VOLAIRE
      @VOLAIRE 5 лет назад +7

      What makes you say that

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy 5 лет назад +1

      @@alpha-pathetic4168 Hey Can Yall Dislike This Video & Leave A Rude In The Comment Lol🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 ruclips.net/video/I--rRfdoWEI/видео.html

  • @hannemanisunderrated5610
    @hannemanisunderrated5610 3 года назад +1132

    Him: spells “I” with 5 letters
    French language: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

    • @l_alphy
      @l_alphy Год назад +6

      haies

    • @shtwick
      @shtwick Год назад +6

      as a french person i do agree I becomes moi

    • @TheMojito02
      @TheMojito02 Год назад +7

      ​@@shtwickTechnically it's "Je" but yeah they're similar

    • @shtwick
      @shtwick Год назад +2

      @@TheMojito02 yeah pretty much

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 Год назад +2

      @@shtwick welsh just cracks its knuckles...

  • @chickensaurs
    @chickensaurs 5 лет назад +3084

    I once was playing a Japanese mobile game in the back seat of my parents car, I forgot that I had Bluetooth on and it blasted some Japanese girl screaming . Good times......

    • @palpaul9723
      @palpaul9723 4 года назад +186

      i have to do that someday in my friend's car

    • @zurokith
      @zurokith 4 года назад +29

      @PalPaul *did you do it yet?*

    • @D00DM00D
      @D00DM00D 4 года назад +21

      What did they say tho

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 4 года назад +12

      @@palpaul9723 has it been done?

    • @palpaul9723
      @palpaul9723 4 года назад +56

      @@chrishansen1842 blasted hentai on full volume, we laughed for a while, that's kind of it.

  • @speedypainter52
    @speedypainter52 4 года назад +18874

    The fact he doesnt even change shirts or hair or anything in most of his skits,yet they still feel like totally different people is astonishing

    • @TheTrueDiablix
      @TheTrueDiablix 3 года назад +449

      He needs to be a master of his craft. How else can he defeat Lysanderoth?

    • @rbdmn_6726
      @rbdmn_6726 3 года назад +252

      Wdym? They are clearly different people...

    • @rosslytle5700
      @rosslytle5700 3 года назад +30

      Next level is to have the two separate characters framed in the same camera-angle.

    • @victorg3100
      @victorg3100 3 года назад +5

      That's because all asians looks the same

    • @tankerock
      @tankerock 3 года назад +27

      the power of voice acting helps us visualize our own heroes and villians

  • @ethanp.796
    @ethanp.796 5 лет назад +1496

    The bad parts also mostly happen just when your parents walk in.

    • @ChronicalV
      @ChronicalV 5 лет назад +20

      Y'all needa use headphones ffs... Have you never learned?

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 5 лет назад +18

      Yes, so you can hear the characters moan in your ear

    • @KEvin-tv1io
      @KEvin-tv1io 5 лет назад +3

      *the best parts ;)

    • @iSTEFIXi
      @iSTEFIXi 5 лет назад +3

      I had a mass effect liara sex scene when my mom walked in and in mass effect 2 dlc shadow broker also liara sex scene when my uncle walked in

    • @nald420
      @nald420 5 лет назад +2

      yeah like i was watching scarface and my mom just had to walk in at the final mansion scene and finished the movie with me

  • @peteroselador6132
    @peteroselador6132 3 года назад +448

    I was today years old when I realized ProZD is a pun on the word “Prosody”

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 3 года назад +97

      It was also TIL that that word even exists.

    • @raychances6251
      @raychances6251 3 года назад +193

      I had to go and search it up.
      "Prosody is the study of the tune and rhythm of speech and how these features contribute to meaning. Prosody is the study of those aspects of speech that typically apply to a level above that of the individual phoneme and very often to sequences of words (in prosodic phrases)."
      That's pretty neat.

    • @hayden.A0
      @hayden.A0 3 года назад +24

      Unfortunately it doesn't work if you're British lol (zed instead of zee).

    • @ekkehard8
      @ekkehard8 3 года назад +9

      @@hayden.A0 heretic
      Edit: do you also say "nought" for zero?

    • @hayden.A0
      @hayden.A0 3 года назад +10

      @@ekkehard8 Personally, no, zero is still quite common. But I do hear it often.

  • @MurasakiTsukimaru
    @MurasakiTsukimaru 5 лет назад +7414

    Girl in videogame: "Oh god! Harder! Pound it harder! Yes! Deeper!"
    Me: "You know, it'd be easier to hang up these pictures without you doing that."

    • @oof-ih8ok
      @oof-ih8ok 5 лет назад +350

      Mobile Fishing Games in a Nutshell

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 4 года назад +236

      _Press A to pound_

    • @Gwadzilla7
      @Gwadzilla7 4 года назад +25

      My Stepmom, I see you😂😂

    • @agentsus9681
      @agentsus9681 4 года назад +99

      @@Toxin_Glitch
      Press B to Blow.

    • @meettheinmans7175
      @meettheinmans7175 4 года назад +167

      *what fucking games do you play*

  • @cooperdavis8296
    @cooperdavis8296 4 года назад +41689

    Female character: **takes damage** So anyway, I started moaning

    • @LMNtaLXicon
      @LMNtaLXicon 3 года назад +456

      Even at 260 likes, this comment is underrated

    • @blossomdreamss
      @blossomdreamss 3 года назад +126

      LOL

    • @average_pyro
      @average_pyro 3 года назад +1255

      I talked to a shop keeper in botw and it moaned. Nintendo is full of coomers jesus

    • @GeekZone210
      @GeekZone210 3 года назад +85

      @@average_pyro what is botw?

    • @spoopyscaryskelebones3846
      @spoopyscaryskelebones3846 3 года назад +228

      @@GeekZone210 :|

  • @Alejandro-er7rp
    @Alejandro-er7rp 5 лет назад +4813

    Ah yes, Aigue 'luvsekks is my favorite dragon

    • @LouisK364
      @LouisK364 5 лет назад +144

      one of King Dragons children

    • @WateverWatever04
      @WateverWatever04 5 лет назад +80

      I like its alterego _Raleigh 'luvsekks_ better tbh

    • @segafan1316
      @segafan1316 5 лет назад +17

      Sounds like a Final Fantasy XIV Dragon's name, actually

    • @thesuccessfulone
      @thesuccessfulone 5 лет назад +40

      Aighe'luvsekks*

    • @treespeak4296
      @treespeak4296 5 лет назад +14

      I love Aighe'luvsekks!

  • @testname4464
    @testname4464 2 года назад +66

    Yakuza alone: *beating random muggers half to death*
    Yakuza when your mom walks in: *naked sauna fight*

  • @thelastblackjedi7396
    @thelastblackjedi7396 5 лет назад +2200

    "DO YOU NOT HEAR ME?! AIGHE 'LUVSEKKS!! FINISH ME!!!"

    • @chinob6869
      @chinob6869 5 лет назад +4

      🤣

    • @ShootingStarNeo
      @ShootingStarNeo 5 лет назад +130

      The plot twist: he's dating the dragon and they're into some obscure BDSM stuff, this is how they do foreplay.

    • @DariaHoelzel
      @DariaHoelzel 5 лет назад +13

      @@ShootingStarNeo I like the way you're thinking.

  • @NeonBeansYT
    @NeonBeansYT 3 года назад +6581

    Male characters when they die: arghhhh!
    Female characters when they die: AHH~ NOO~

    • @KazuhaEien
      @KazuhaEien 3 года назад +1016

      Imagine if it was the opposite. Giving the females bloodcurdling screams while giving the males suggestive moans.

    • @randomfatfuck8931
      @randomfatfuck8931 3 года назад +535

      @@KazuhaEien dark souls be like

    • @quentin932
      @quentin932 3 года назад +225

      @@KazuhaEien honestly just go to nioh 2, you got suggestive moans for male and female characters and blood curdling screams.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 года назад +206

      @@KazuhaEien Dark Souls 1. I usually play male characters because my headphones are broken and I don't really want to replace them right now, but oh boy. Male Chosen Undead is a literal maso.

    • @dokidokisame4528
      @dokidokisame4528 3 года назад +54

      That's basically danganronpa

  • @messofabeing9392
    @messofabeing9392 5 лет назад +2983

    It’s actually incredible to me how many skit ideas this guy can come up with

    • @fateburn
      @fateburn 5 лет назад +1

      It's the power of Cygames moolah

    • @messofabeing9392
      @messofabeing9392 5 лет назад +1

      Fateburn what's that supposed to mean

    • @MrConredsX
      @MrConredsX 5 лет назад +16

      Unlike Disney, this guy is creative.

    • @messofabeing9392
      @messofabeing9392 5 лет назад +1

      MrConredsX ok???

    • @SpicyMilk
      @SpicyMilk 5 лет назад +10

      ​@Wolf Stallone Well that wasn't very nice. Are you trying to hurt his feelings or something? Be careful what you wish for Mr Wolf. Your howl movement is sounding a lot like a bowel movement! Like feces coming out of your mouth!

  • @WarmBreadBearBuddy
    @WarmBreadBearBuddy 3 года назад +334

    I got Lisa in genshin impact and my friend said “oh yeah, just don’t think about anything she says too seriously” my game lagged and she was rubbing up against a hillychurl and it killed her and her death phrase is “I guess I got a little carried away”

    • @Rubinkys
      @Rubinkys 3 года назад +51

      how...how can you *not* think deeply about that

    • @octocube2598
      @octocube2598 3 года назад +13

      Hilly. Churl.

    • @orion_x-000
      @orion_x-000 2 года назад +6

      Bro Lisa is totally a walking wet dream in Genshin. Thankfully, none of the other characters get that sus

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 4 года назад +4988

    *_"Finish me!"_*
    That line killed me outright.

  • @brycenhasacat9582
    @brycenhasacat9582 5 лет назад +3792

    ProZd is the only youtuber I know who can put a sponsor into a video thats less than a minute long

    • @overgrownswamp
      @overgrownswamp 5 лет назад +149

      I ain't even mad!

    • @EGarrett01
      @EGarrett01 5 лет назад +35

      On Instagram they put adds on photographs...

    • @AndrewTheZ
      @AndrewTheZ 5 лет назад +72

      At the end of the video. So you could stop if you wanted, and not miss any content.

    • @crimsonelemental2424
      @crimsonelemental2424 5 лет назад +14

      Calebcity comes close

    • @recon441
      @recon441 5 лет назад +1

      So efficient!

  • @raghavpopli5805
    @raghavpopli5805 4 года назад +24424

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that he just did funny shit and a sponsor integration in less than 50 seconds

    • @zaidsharieff-s6s
      @zaidsharieff-s6s 4 года назад +630

      Welcome to the channel

    • @eloquince635
      @eloquince635 4 года назад +96

      I was looking for this comment

    • @raghavpopli5805
      @raghavpopli5805 4 года назад +47

      eloquince yes sir

    • @flare_studios.
      @flare_studios. 4 года назад +119

      This just proves that the 4 minutes some RUclips's take is all not necessary smh
      I can understand it, they want to hit that 10 minute mark but it's annoying from a viewer's PoV

    • @Rowan3733
      @Rowan3733 4 года назад +20

      Because the whole video is an ad

  • @SunShineMexico
    @SunShineMexico 3 года назад +758

    Archibald line is "I'm coming"
    The card is called "Archibald Arrives"
    Cause he came
    I've seen this video dozens of times and never realized this

  • @lemonzest8650
    @lemonzest8650 5 лет назад +11274

    RUclips: **recommends vid**
    Me: o boy what's in store for toda-
    Video: *IM COMING, IM COMING, IM COMING, IM COMING, IM COMING!*

  • @dmwanderer9454
    @dmwanderer9454 5 лет назад +1183

    Watching anime and the suggestive anime girl sounds are 10x louder than everything else.

    • @Kirkklan
      @Kirkklan 5 лет назад +144

      "Ah, she must be the fan-service character"

    • @jadaw644
      @jadaw644 5 лет назад +110

      @@Kirkklan "the" as if there's only one. 😂

    • @valsioncustom
      @valsioncustom 5 лет назад +23

      Watch Hentai so you don't have to explain

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 5 лет назад +14

      @@valsioncustom the whole point is to not make people think you're watching porn.

    • @HTram
      @HTram 5 лет назад +31

      when the anime volume is too low so you crank it up at the wrong time...(anime female character falls and gets stuck, followed the loud noises she makes)

  • @Mjolnir_
    @Mjolnir_ 4 года назад +3646

    I really would like to make *I'M COMING-* *I'M COMING-* *I'M COMING-* my morning alarm tone

    • @cottoncandy2023
      @cottoncandy2023 3 года назад +27

      Looool

    • @definitelynotagenocider5204
      @definitelynotagenocider5204 3 года назад +167

      Make it voice activated so whenever your mother calls for breakfast, it would not only wake you up, it will also give a fine impression to your parents. But if you're the kind of guy who tortures himself to wake up then make it your motivation to wake up before the ticking timebomb of embarrassment sets off.

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 3 года назад +68

      Morning boner would have a reason at least

    • @sjacpswbs03162005
      @sjacpswbs03162005 3 года назад +1

      Housamo’s Nyarlathotep: yes hi

    • @psykusuo
      @psykusuo 3 года назад +22

      moaning alarm

  • @GumiBear
    @GumiBear 3 года назад +136

    "when a game's audio is more suggestive than you realize"
    **aggresively looking at genshin climbing**

  • @jhhwild
    @jhhwild 4 года назад +6245

    I wish I could get to Aighe 'luvsekks but I can't seem to get past Master Bayshun, that boss is HARD!!!

    • @purplecircle1614
      @purplecircle1614 4 года назад +178

      Why has nobody commented on this yet?

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild 4 года назад +842

      @@purplecircle1614 Perhaps they are stuck on Master Bayshun. The secret is perfecting your hand-to-hand technique.

    • @Xeyal1001
      @Xeyal1001 4 года назад +539

      @@jhhwild Ah thanks, he just kept beating me

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 4 года назад +90

      THIS IS A BAD PUN AND YOU KNOW IT.
      -THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!!!
      *lol.
      -sans.

    • @lingling4897
      @lingling4897 4 года назад +187

      @@Xeyal1001 i'm finished. The boss is too hard. Emphasis on HARD.

  • @ethanp.796
    @ethanp.796 5 лет назад +553

    "You hear me? Aigh Luvsekks? Finish me!"
    -Archibald

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 4 года назад +5868

    I havent gotten to Aighe'luvsekks yet. I'm still stuck on lord Haerdyr Dadie.
    It's super easy until his final phase where he keeps using his OP summon, the divine beast Sakhmadik.
    The moment I hear him call out it's name, I think to myself "Great, now he's gonna be really hard."

    • @vultureuser
      @vultureuser 4 года назад +275

      Have you unlocked Hat Archibald?

    • @greyslaurenciana9249
      @greyslaurenciana9249 4 года назад +420

      Kommine mie dadie is the dragon I used against him, maybe you could use it too.

    • @vultureuser
      @vultureuser 4 года назад +387

      @@greyslaurenciana9249 That isn't very useful for Aem E'r'ct I've already tried.

    • @greyslaurenciana9249
      @greyslaurenciana9249 4 года назад +423

      @@vultureuser Oh, Sorry! I got it all mixed up. Haerdyr dadie's brother, Amahbatu cuhm, is weak against Kommine mie Dadie, not Haerdyr dadie is weak against Kommine mie Dadie. Anyways, the dragon useful for Aem E'r'ct is Blohdyob, because Blohdyob will drink out all the fluids from it. Hope i can help!

    • @ThePokkiKing
      @ThePokkiKing 4 года назад +193

      Master Bayshun is also helpful with Sahkmadik too

  • @GilaadE
    @GilaadE Год назад +43

    I watch this multiple times in a row, multiple times a year. It's like a semi annual cleanse thing I do - It doesn't help with anything, but I do it anyway.

    • @abd-animation-22
      @abd-animation-22 Год назад +3

      It is a ritual at this point you watch all of his skits
      You forget about them for 2 years
      Then RUclips recommend you one of then randomly
      Ohh look it is that guy again
      Then u proceed to watch all of them again
      Repeat this process next year

  • @auzabraar
    @auzabraar 5 лет назад +3042

    The dragon's name is straight out of the Ace Attorney universe.

    • @lmaoidk1861
      @lmaoidk1861 5 лет назад +66

      I wheezed way too hard

    • @potentcat9276
      @potentcat9276 5 лет назад +195

      Sooner or later there's gonna be a prostitute in the games and her name is going to be Prustieé Toote.

    • @SmashSSL
      @SmashSSL 5 лет назад +29

      Inga Kaarkhul

    • @peachsoda6215
      @peachsoda6215 5 лет назад +36

      Dock Gumshoe

    • @Alex-rn3jv
      @Alex-rn3jv 5 лет назад +98

      In spirit of justice there's literally a guy called
      Get this:Haw'kohd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz

  • @schleepy6362
    @schleepy6362 5 лет назад +5239

    One of my favorite games literally has an evil empire called the "Sechs Empire". Unironically. I wish I was joking.

    • @garrettsattem4799
      @garrettsattem4799 4 года назад +154

      That sounds hot...

    • @thewitness4134
      @thewitness4134 4 года назад +333

      Rune Factory 4??

    • @schleepy6362
      @schleepy6362 4 года назад +147

      @@thewitness4134 mmmaybe.

    • @sahirva5469
      @sahirva5469 4 года назад +176

      RUNE FACTORY!!!
      I'm also slightly embarrassed that never even occurred to me until now...

    • @lucianaz3885
      @lucianaz3885 4 года назад +213

      LOL I never noticed this until now. My mind just went to "sechs" as in the number 6 in German the whole time I was playing

  • @0megaFan
    @0megaFan 5 лет назад +3495

    I can't believe you named the ice dragon from the short from two years ago and his name is Aighe 'Luvsekks

    • @brandonkey181
      @brandonkey181 5 лет назад +19

      Patek > Omega

    • @0megaFan
      @0megaFan 5 лет назад +35

      Gordon Sun Avoiding the story path in a dungeon so you can explore all the other paths

    • @brandonkey181
      @brandonkey181 5 лет назад

      @@GMC997 yes

    • @neitherlink6612
      @neitherlink6612 5 лет назад +1

      Brandon Key your comment is as stupid as saying “Toyota < Ferrari”.

    • @tommyshommy
      @tommyshommy 5 лет назад

      neitherlink Toyota > Ferrari

  • @nathaniellewis3835
    @nathaniellewis3835 2 года назад +52

    Aighe ‘luvsekks sure was a fun boss, but I honestly liked his brother Aiey ‘nalsekks the fire dragon more.
    Ok so let me explain the two dragons. So to open the chaos door you need two special gems, the fire gem and ice gem. Both gems are hidden in two different dungeons, the ice gem is guarded by ice dragon in the Jacov castle in the snowy tundra of Azz Fuk, while the fire gem is protected by fire dragon in the volcano called mount Kahk. When king dragon became the master of the chaos door he corrupted ice and fire to do his bidding. Once Dennis and his party defeat ice dragon and claim the ice gem, Lysanderoth kills Archibald for gem and leaves Dennis for dead in Azz Fuk. Later Dennis wakes up in Gunther’s house and the two team up to stop Lysanderoth and king dragon.

  • @Someguyhere111
    @Someguyhere111 5 лет назад +16531

    Anime when nobody's around: *deep philosophical talk combined with witty humour that provides a balance of engaging, thought-provoking plot and comic relief at just the right times*
    Anime when my parents come upstairs: "DON'T TOUCH ME THER- NNNGGG!"

    • @EatAnOctorok
      @EatAnOctorok 5 лет назад +1312

      You know what would be hilarious is if there was a hentai of some kind that intentionally had their characters actually having casual conversations during sex.

    • @Bootsingkats
      @Bootsingkats 5 лет назад +236

      @hoodle101 It's over, I have the high ground!

    • @bandana933
      @bandana933 5 лет назад +65

      I relate to this comment more than I'd like :')

    • @SadButter
      @SadButter 5 лет назад +63

      And that's why I sat my parents down to watch mushishi

    • @Alejandro-er7rp
      @Alejandro-er7rp 4 года назад +160

      Aaron Rayner Plot AND Sex at the same time? That sounds cool

  • @Brione30
    @Brione30 4 года назад +20917

    Games when I’m in the room alone:
    “King Dragon sends his regards”
    “I think that enemy got the point”
    Games when my mom walks in:
    “I’m coming! I’m coming!”
    “My name is Sexica”

    • @nguyeninhtri1155
      @nguyeninhtri1155 4 года назад +1157

      your mom:"king dragon sends his regards"*bang*

    • @andreakosick4273
      @andreakosick4273 4 года назад +455

      ARCHIBALD NOO

    • @pyzard
      @pyzard 4 года назад +393

      I think our adventure, has just be *GUN*

    • @liamgw9208
      @liamgw9208 4 года назад +415

      "I fight with my sword, and also, my breasts"

    • @quadpad_music
      @quadpad_music 4 года назад +194

      "Sexica" just killed me.

  • @aboudasf4148
    @aboudasf4148 5 лет назад +3327

    Only ProZD can make fun of his sponsor and get away with it

    • @eternityvoid1158
      @eternityvoid1158 5 лет назад +11

      TearOfGrace does it too 👌

    • @poketdoom
      @poketdoom 5 лет назад +114

      Idubbz did it, and he was blatant saying it was shit and hated it, he got a second sponsorship by that company somehow, point is it’s not very rare

    • @devine4804
      @devine4804 5 лет назад

      DonutOperator

    • @guystoic
      @guystoic 5 лет назад +9

      I mean this ad makes me want to play so its working

    • @wloffblizz
      @wloffblizz 5 лет назад +26

      When your game is literally "card game with pretty animated anime girls" any publicity is good publicity because your target audience will want to try it just when they see it.

  • @ackee39
    @ackee39 3 года назад +48

    The "finish me" at the end always gets me

  • @HenryXLII
    @HenryXLII 5 лет назад +3251

    It’s all sunshine and Smash Brothers until your Mom overhears Palutena dying

    • @caspi4616
      @caspi4616 5 лет назад +431

      A friend of mine used to repeatedly play Zelda's damage sounds just to get weird looks from me

    • @liamgodfrey3968
      @liamgodfrey3968 5 лет назад +16

      I snorted

    • @gobashroom
      @gobashroom 5 лет назад +48

      Shantae death/damage also

    • @secretname3897
      @secretname3897 5 лет назад +82

      @@caspi4616 not Zelda's noises, but thank you for reminding me of Links Barrel Beat. That's ALSO something that's hard to explain to a third party.....

    • @Numbingbird
      @Numbingbird 5 лет назад +37

      *Falls off the map as Ana in Overwatch*

  • @jisatsurai
    @jisatsurai 5 лет назад +5395

    currently playing xenoblade 2 and this couldn’t be more true

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 4 года назад +2280

    It's intentional, isn't it?
    Weeb programmers: perhaps

    • @starjones1
      @starjones1 4 года назад +50

      @Samuel Prince most voice actors especially for games aren't told what they are supposed to be acting out when they are recording lines and have to go solely off of what the directors say they want to provide the best results.

    • @b4594
      @b4594 3 года назад +25

      @@starjones1 yes those totally are best results ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @trafficconememes331
      @trafficconememes331 3 года назад +15

      You mean Weeb Sound Designers, but in some cases that might also be the programmer.

  • @garythestormtrooper5589
    @garythestormtrooper5589 3 года назад +124

    I like to imagine when Sungwon was recorded Archibald’s lines, his wife overheard him and he had to spend quite a bit of time explaining himself

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 Год назад +12

      no, he probably had to zero explaining. If she was willing to marry him, she was well aware that he does weird things for his skits

  • @asnaghall
    @asnaghall 5 лет назад +2056

    What's startling is how close "Aighe'luvsekks" comes to reading like the name of someone's actual dragon fursona.

    • @asnaghall
      @asnaghall 5 лет назад +94

      @@spiderbiter6162 How is that startling?
      I'm a furry of damn near 20 years.
      NOT having an extensive comprehension of draconic naming conventions at this point would be startling.

    • @sheop874
      @sheop874 5 лет назад +22

      @@asnaghall you tell'm,
      Now tell me what he said
      Context:I'm a furry

    • @asnaghall
      @asnaghall 5 лет назад +21

      @@sheop874 "What's startling is that you would know that" or some such

    • @sheop874
      @sheop874 5 лет назад +12

      @@asnaghall your reply to him is justified.

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 5 лет назад +79

      @@sheop874 People who delete their comments when they lose an argument need to be fed to Aighe'luvvseks.

  • @cry9302
    @cry9302 4 года назад +3176

    Female character in anime: *exists*
    Mc: *slightly touches her arm*
    Female character: 0:01

    • @IndiestSnake
      @IndiestSnake 4 года назад +71

      I dont think you understand the human body very well

    • @knashboi3914
      @knashboi3914 4 года назад +261

      Wow the female character's voice in 0:01 is very hot

    • @evilmunchkin6332
      @evilmunchkin6332 4 года назад +8

      @@knashboi3914 LMAO

    • @williamhand4349
      @williamhand4349 4 года назад +46

      @@IndiestSnake
      I don't think you understand humor very well.

    • @Faith_Pride
      @Faith_Pride 4 года назад +16

      *It was me Barry*

  • @chupacadabra5161
    @chupacadabra5161 3 года назад +3805

    Help, I'm a beginner and I'm having trouble defeating Jyrkin Oaf. Whenever Tess Tykkels drops from the ceiling, the power of Jyrkin's Eigh Rekshenn becomes too much for me.

    • @eun5oo280
      @eun5oo280 3 года назад +472

      Oof, I was just fighting qurm urn meidadi, I thought he was hard enough...

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp 3 года назад +513

      @@eun5oo280 Not as tough to beat as Byg Blakkcok, that was really long.

    • @SolaroidSF
      @SolaroidSF 3 года назад +350

      Just wait until you do the Unkhl side-quest, His stun attacks are so over the top, half the fight you're pinned down.

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 года назад +327

      I had to get many potions for Behn dohver he was a hard one

    • @gamingmaster6377
      @gamingmaster6377 3 года назад +243

      ​@@SolaroidSF it's specially important the quest from Fahk Miashaul Slowlee, it triggers an event, where a boulder smashes into Jyrkin Oaf and deals some big damage to him.

  • @TmOnlineMapper
    @TmOnlineMapper 3 года назад +47

    I was wondering how he got him to say the dragon’s name. Then I remembered that he actually voiced that character.
    Absolutely brilliant!

  • @laurag9337
    @laurag9337 5 лет назад +4848

    Played this at full volume.
    Boyfriend: what the heck are you watching?!?.
    I died.

    • @AMcGrath82
      @AMcGrath82 5 лет назад +53

      Thanks for watching his channel.

    • @RetroPlus
      @RetroPlus 5 лет назад +26

      Beautiful

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 4 года назад +24

      yes! Yes!
      More, MOre.
      MOAR
      followers for prozd.

    • @JoeyTDoesThings
      @JoeyTDoesThings 4 года назад +2

      F

    • @halfpace5259
      @halfpace5259 4 года назад +2

      Simply epic! You, sir, are a legend!

  • @ThePlumAbides
    @ThePlumAbides 5 лет назад +6164

    Aighe 'luvsekks is NO match for Dobal Pentrashen

    • @Someguyhere111
      @Someguyhere111 5 лет назад +234

      I love Dobal Pentrashen. Even more than Aighe 'Luvsekks! I have like 50GB of Dobal Pentrashan images on my PC alone. I tried to form a Dobal Pentrashen Lover Fanclub at my college but everyone who signed up seemed disappointed and left before we could have our first meeting. Like, they didn't realise it was a club to discuss our love for Double Pentrashen. It's in the name - what were they expecting?!

    • @jbangtan
      @jbangtan 5 лет назад +84

      Jorub Khehra prepare for trouble AND MAKE IT DOUBLE

    •  5 лет назад +44

      @Jorub Khehra TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 5 лет назад +52

      @Jorub Khehra TO EXTEND OUR THINGY TO THE STARS ABOVE

    • @ebiljebus
      @ebiljebus 5 лет назад +38

      COMPLETE. DOBAL. PENTRASHEN.

  • @sekiromusashi4451
    @sekiromusashi4451 5 лет назад +25811

    Literally no one:
    Video game girls:*massive orgasim noses* "that hurt"

  • @perfectlylilac
    @perfectlylilac 3 года назад +136

    Me: starts climbing up a mountain in genshin impact
    My character: randomly moans
    My mom: *grabs the broom and starts heading to my room*

  • @thepoglin8479
    @thepoglin8479 3 года назад +2353

    Female character: *does anything*
    *Agresive moans*

    • @randomusername284
      @randomusername284 3 года назад +17

      Poglin

    • @thepoglin8479
      @thepoglin8479 3 года назад +6

      @@randomusername284 agreed

    • @madd4799
      @madd4799 3 года назад +4

      agressive moaning sure but also aggressive MORE DADDY :33333

    • @jexusjudedillera3164
      @jexusjudedillera3164 3 года назад +5

      Whenever i played soul knight (._.)
      Luckily i can use the peking opera skin from robot

    • @BVK.
      @BVK. 3 года назад +2

      @@jexusjudedillera3164 what a coincidence
      This Is kinda RARE for soul knight being mentioned in other outer places

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour 5 лет назад +1194

    When you promote a sponsor by lightly roasting them

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 4 года назад +8

      Roastes

    • @deniseslade5840
      @deniseslade5840 4 года назад +3

      #NoMoreSponsors
      #ShadowverseSucks
      #RaidShadowsLegendsIsSatanic
      #KillAllProductPlacement
      #FuckNordVPN

    • @aureliuszeta3037
      @aureliuszeta3037 4 года назад +4

      "Lightly"?
      More like roasted to a crisp

    • @thelavaslug5465
      @thelavaslug5465 4 года назад +2

      @@deniseslade5840 #LetRUclipsrsDieOfStarvationAndBeUnableToPayTheirBillsAfterRUclipsDemonitizesAllOfTheirContent

  • @randomovies1094
    @randomovies1094 4 года назад +503

    Me: jumps while playing as a female character
    The character: *Aggressive moaning*

    • @somenitrogenconsumer8859
      @somenitrogenconsumer8859 3 года назад +9

      In Skyrim at least the female player sounds are less like 12 years old and more like an adult. I don’t have to feel uncomfortable every time my character gets shot. (Still moans but whatever...)

    • @daveroll6463
      @daveroll6463 3 года назад +5

      *Genshin impact when you climb with Lisa

  • @mrthetaste8587
    @mrthetaste8587 3 года назад +12

    I love how Aighe ‘luvsekks is just a screenshot of the dragon in his house from another video just placed on top of the game

  • @Blmast
    @Blmast 5 лет назад +1152

    For the record, "I'm coming... for you..." is an actual line by the token card "Ghost" in the game Shadowverse.
    If you flick the card when attacking repeatedly fast enough, she'll actually say "I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming" over and over :v

    • @SuperNintendawg
      @SuperNintendawg 4 года назад +151

      Yeah and if you flick something else fast enough, she'll say it again.

    • @allen8655
      @allen8655 4 года назад +34

      I like how they say that when you flick them really fast :)

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 4 года назад +56

      @@SuperNintendawg not like you'll get that far

    • @the.crow.apollo
      @the.crow.apollo 4 года назад +12

      @@osmacar5331 dang, savage 😂

    • @schleepy6362
      @schleepy6362 4 года назад +15

      These replies are gloriously awful XD

  • @ryannewman3589
    @ryannewman3589 5 лет назад +774

    Lysanderoth: King Dragon sends his regards...
    *shoots Archibald*
    Archibald: Uuuraaagh... I’m finished.

    • @doggobind
      @doggobind 4 года назад +21

      Aighe 'luvsekks sends his regards

  • @RoboJean1994
    @RoboJean1994 5 лет назад +1335

    I too declare my love for human intercourse through the means of electronic interactive entertainment

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 5 лет назад +71

      translation = I watch porn

    • @largehippo2408
      @largehippo2408 5 лет назад +58

      this sounds like an alien trying to fit into normal human society

    • @overgrownswamp
      @overgrownswamp 5 лет назад +10

      Who said anything about humans?

    • @Alkezo1
      @Alkezo1 5 лет назад +4

      Soo, VRChat with full-body?

    • @noellelavenza494
      @noellelavenza494 5 лет назад +2

      completely unrelated, isn't your profile picture the cover art from a Scandroid album?

  • @rory704
    @rory704 3 года назад +15

    “IM COMIN IM COMING IM COMING IM COMING” is the most direct example of suggestive you can use…

  • @movezig5
    @movezig5 5 лет назад +586

    The best thing about ProZD's videos is that you get to learn more about the Prince Horace/King Dragon lore with every one.

    • @Pepeperez357
      @Pepeperez357 4 года назад +8

      ruclips.net/p/PLhyHc3W8oSouKrWwqz4U-PQScBPgwC-b2 The entire King Dragon cannon! iknowthiscommentisalmostayearoldijustthoughtitwouldbeagoodcontributiontoputthislinkhere

    • @uwu8725
      @uwu8725 4 года назад +8

      Yeah, Aighe ‘luvsekks is _very_ important for the p l o t

  • @inaaraz4327
    @inaaraz4327 5 лет назад +206

    I managed to keep a straight face until that last "FINISH ME"

  • @metagas6946
    @metagas6946 5 лет назад +2928

    Area 51: _exists_
    Archibald Arrives: *I’M COMING*

    • @Significantpower
      @Significantpower 5 лет назад +63

      So that's how he dies in the remaster...

    • @jeepercreepers9
      @jeepercreepers9 5 лет назад +41

      @@Significantpower ARCHIBALD NO!

    • @2devious724
      @2devious724 5 лет назад +34

      Lysanderoth must be hiding there with King Dragon.

    • @iBlewupthemoon98
      @iBlewupthemoon98 5 лет назад +5

      AIGHE LUVSEKKS!

    • @Nersius
      @Nersius 5 лет назад +9

      @@Significantpower You can't just spoil Archibald's death scene like that, he isn't Aeris.

  • @kentonkyuubininefox9264
    @kentonkyuubininefox9264 3 года назад +26

    I want there to be an entire game focus around innuendos and jokes but still be a really good game.

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 2 года назад +4

      The Shantae games are not only really good, but REALLY funny with some fanservice thrown in.

  • @veemon9009
    @veemon9009 4 года назад +1679

    Genshin impact: Lisa climbing.
    *Come on now.*

    • @yourlocalinsomniac2264
      @yourlocalinsomniac2264 3 года назад +90

      It’s not just Lisa.

    • @xelokithsreal
      @xelokithsreal 3 года назад +59

      or when she gets hit 😐

    • @InformedSuggestion
      @InformedSuggestion 3 года назад +36

      Basically when the girls die it sounds... (unpleasant)

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 года назад +51

      @@xelokithsreal Lisa when she gets hit=climax in the bedroom

    • @RedxCarmine
      @RedxCarmine 3 года назад +28

      Or razor in his idles, or Zhongli when he climbs

  • @ActionGal
    @ActionGal 5 лет назад +535

    when the volume controls are just too far away..

  • @tsunertoo9149
    @tsunertoo9149 4 года назад +1480

    Archibald: Watch out, my BEIG LODE, makes for big messes.
    Friend: Excuse me what?
    Me: Oh yeah, BEIG LODE is archibalds weapon.
    ARchibald: LEts shoot one cross that pretty face of yours.
    Me: His weapon is charged so he's about to fire.
    Archibald: HuuurrrrGUUUUUUH!!
    Me: That's uh.... that's the firing queue.
    ARchibald: Now that's what I call a sticky ending.
    Me: You see he killed the enemy so uh.... that's his vanquish voice line
    Archibald: Nothing like shooting off my BEIG LODE to relieve some stress
    Me: After firing his BEIG LODE he gets +2 vigor and why am I even trying anymore
    Archibald: Woof I'm spent! Time to polish this baby off!
    Me:..... He has to recharge for 2 turns after shooting his BEIG LODE.

  • @Animus00
    @Animus00 2 года назад +14

    I have no idea why but to this day I still crack up randomly thinking of the 'Archibald Arrives' cards

  • @treyforest2466
    @treyforest2466 5 лет назад +1474

    If someone makes a “ProZD out of context” video anytime soon, I guarantee 90% of the clips will come from here

    • @Breadsticks-
      @Breadsticks- 5 лет назад +39

      It'd be a short compilation then wouldn't it.

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 5 лет назад +3

      that would be in context then

    • @dioxide39
      @dioxide39 5 лет назад +2

      I thought all of his skits are out of context

  • @devedee2393
    @devedee2393 5 лет назад +715

    *"Aighe 'luvsekks"*
    Seems legit

    • @oliviadaniel100
      @oliviadaniel100 4 года назад +2

      seems legit

    • @1025256
      @1025256 4 года назад +3

      legit it seems

    • @idislikeconflict313
      @idislikeconflict313 4 года назад +5

      It seems to me, with all of the evidence provided, with some complex brain storming and equations, that this is, indeed, legit.

    • @cheesewizard0727
      @cheesewizard0727 4 года назад

      seems legit

  • @black_m1n825
    @black_m1n825 4 года назад +230

    The fact that "Aighe 'luvsekks" ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE "I love sex" in Google Translate amazes me

  • @LT-uq6dg
    @LT-uq6dg Год назад +14

    Friend: "What the hell is that?!"
    Me: "Oh, I'm just watching a ProZD skit..."

  • @TheDarkMoonRise
    @TheDarkMoonRise 5 лет назад +351

    Literally happens anytime you can "test voice" for your character.

    • @rustyshackle8000
      @rustyshackle8000 5 лет назад +16

      I'm having flashbacks to Soul Calibur II. God, the character showcase in that game was so fun to fuck around with!

    • @Dave_Chrome
      @Dave_Chrome 5 лет назад +5

      @@rustyshackle8000 Speaking of Soul Calibur II, I'll never forget my mom walking in to my room as I got Taki's arcade ending. To this day I can still feel the embarrassment :/

    • @rustyshackle8000
      @rustyshackle8000 5 лет назад +8

      @@Dave_Chrome Man, I remember having to use Taki's alternate costume, because even then I thought her default one was way too much. I distinctly remember seeing the nipples through her suit, and being like "What the..."

    • @FlorenceFox
      @FlorenceFox 5 лет назад +7

      "Unh unh Aaaagh, ooooh! Ugh! Agh! Aaaagh!"
      "What the hell is that?"
      "Character creation."

  • @Modie
    @Modie 5 лет назад +2011

    "... featuring Re:Zero characters..."
    ProZD: *only shows Rem*
    me: Well played.

    • @davidashton3671
      @davidashton3671 5 лет назад +156

      To be fair, Rem is probably the only one the fans would care about.

    • @asain3586
      @asain3586 5 лет назад +103

      @@davidashton3671
      B-but i love Emilia

    • @aethyr9799
      @aethyr9799 5 лет назад +35

      #teamemilia

    • @livanbard
      @livanbard 5 лет назад +10

      there is others?

    • @samanthot_
      @samanthot_ 5 лет назад +10

      @Maddie
      I know I'm just contradicting you for absolutely no reason, but her character gets better later on. She's a bitch, but a badass bitch.

  • @blizzzr8720
    @blizzzr8720 5 лет назад +196

    "I love sex!"
    "Are you fighting the dragon again?"
    "no, I'm on a map called 'isle of sax'"

  • @mikec7812
    @mikec7812 3 года назад +68

    Imagine having to explain to a friend that a card named "Archibald Arrives" has no sexual connation with a straight face