My Top 10 Favorite Skits

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  • @happycamperds9917
    @happycamperds9917 3 года назад +5534

    I realized my life was a lie when I realized that the Grandma’s hair was his wizard’s beard.

    • @weissherald7692
      @weissherald7692 3 года назад +206

      That was honestly very creative and resourceful of him haha

    • @seacrab7704
      @seacrab7704 3 года назад +44

      Bruh i just realised that, thanks

    • @republicgamer8183
      @republicgamer8183 3 года назад +17

      Pain

    • @Pandacalifornia
      @Pandacalifornia 3 года назад +28

      I didn’t think it was hair at first, I just thought it was some weird old-timey veil or something.

    • @LL-pl2ek
      @LL-pl2ek 3 года назад +21

      I thought it was some weird tiny rug

  • @Bibliosection
    @Bibliosection 3 года назад +8398

    "It's my ass kicking outfit, bitch!" Will forever remain one of my favorite lines.

    • @angelicadinglasan8146
      @angelicadinglasan8146 3 года назад +112

      That vid is my top favorite

    • @jessblues848
      @jessblues848 3 года назад +57

      I quote it all the time

    • @FluffyDragon
      @FluffyDragon 3 года назад +52

      Definitely was coming to my mind a lot while playing Cyberpunk

    • @64hoshi
      @64hoshi 3 года назад +12

      Same. I usually say it in my head.

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 3 года назад +24

      What I say every time I get mismatching gear in Destiny. My friends are lowkey sick of it

  • @annalise9910
    @annalise9910 3 года назад +4519

    I've quoted "Guess I'm going to liar's jail" to my 1st grade kids, and they think it's hilarious. They say it all the time

    • @overtherenowaitthere
      @overtherenowaitthere 3 года назад +165

      thats adorable

    • @daramazing13
      @daramazing13 3 года назад +87

      Wholesome!

    • @oreodestroyer2015
      @oreodestroyer2015 3 года назад +45

      thats wholesome

    • @darkclawbunny
      @darkclawbunny 3 года назад +31

      That might be my favorite as well. I just love the sarcasm there

    • @aspkuu
      @aspkuu 3 года назад +20

      THERE ISN'T ANYWAY 1st GRADERS COULD KNOW THAT! YOU'RE GOING TO LIARS JAIL

  • @GuntherRommel
    @GuntherRommel 2 года назад +4183

    "I found all 900 pinecones." is about the best ending to anything ever.

  • @moviehermit5631
    @moviehermit5631 3 года назад +11035

    My favourite skit was the villain who is unintentionally helpful. Just the straight-face delivery of how he's actually been doing some good things while the villain gets more and more exasperated sells it for me

    • @EtamirTheDemiDeer
      @EtamirTheDemiDeer 3 года назад +632

      The delivery of
      “... You fixed my shoulder!”
      *”GOD DAMMIT”*

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 3 года назад +193

      oooh, that's a real good one. The sympathetic ineffectual villain is a favorite trope of mine.

    • @princeveggie
      @princeveggie 3 года назад +76

      friend of mine included his own version of that character in the most recent DnD game and its been great

    • @adrees
      @adrees 3 года назад +24

      Yes, this is the one I was looking for. My favorite by a long shot.

    • @AnonYmous-ob7py
      @AnonYmous-ob7py 3 года назад +10

      Probably my favorite too! Surprised it wasn’t on this

  • @zombilandee
    @zombilandee 3 года назад +3310

    "This world is imperfect" is my favourite line on RUclips. Ever

    • @obiwankenobi8271
      @obiwankenobi8271 3 года назад +59

      King Dragon sends his regards!

    • @mikejeffries3333
      @mikejeffries3333 3 года назад +148

      Lysanderoth is just the best character, honestly. I think my favorite has to be "Yes, it was I! My machinations lay undetected for years, for I am a master of deception!"
      Then again, that Egg Guy is also pretty great.

    • @obiwankenobi8271
      @obiwankenobi8271 3 года назад +13

      @@mikejeffries3333 Yeah, I just gravitated towrds him.
      Dennis was okay, and Archibalds cool, but everyone else had a really cardboard personality.

    • @ethansperry4472
      @ethansperry4472 3 года назад +9

      I love that whole skit. How is this not in the top 10

    • @g3ar75
      @g3ar75 3 года назад +25

      "If only I could wipe away all the impurities..."

  • @dr6559
    @dr6559 3 года назад +3413

    “You were named after two of the bravest people I ever knew Goku-Naruto” is underrated as all hell.

  • @Sharpteeth32
    @Sharpteeth32 3 года назад +2316

    I think my favorite skit of yours is the "Naming the character your name in a game" one. Something about how over the top King Dragon's voice is until he gets to the name "Dennis" and it's said in the most boring, generic stock voice, but the player just so proudly says "haha, that's me." Fucking perfect.

    • @joshwhite5730
      @joshwhite5730 2 года назад +57

      Because of that that is how I name my character in rpgs

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/phAOxT4UEzY/видео.html

    • @tayeb7031
      @tayeb7031 Год назад +10

      mine is the bill computer from pokemon

    • @Rufina72
      @Rufina72 Год назад +5

      This is also my favorite one!

  • @Brisarious
    @Brisarious 3 года назад +4290

    "we're all monsters in the pocket of God" is legitimately such a good line

    • @KRYoung_dev
      @KRYoung_dev 3 года назад +49

      I burst out laughing. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Crusader1089
      @Crusader1089 3 года назад +18

      I agree. Also Love your profile pic.

    • @memphiskash
      @memphiskash 3 года назад +10

      sounds like something griffith would say

    • @Helicopter7
      @Helicopter7 3 года назад +2

      bru

    • @LadyRegalli
      @LadyRegalli 3 года назад +18

      It’s just the right level of Hardboiled Detective while also being incredibly meta, and therefore absurd.

  • @Nugs59
    @Nugs59 3 года назад +13731

    “I don’t care, I can do whatever I want” this guy has reached happiness

    • @camelat7228
      @camelat7228 3 года назад +328

      and he's damn right he can

    • @E0O2X314FT
      @E0O2X314FT 3 года назад +102

      What are his secrets?!

    • @DMTInfinity
      @DMTInfinity 3 года назад +56

      That's right..! And that's why I'm subscribed to him..!
      Because just like me, he just posts whatever he wants to..! 😍

    • @yasin-hf5kf
      @yasin-hf5kf 3 года назад +28

      *h o m e l a n d e r e n e r g y intensifies*

    • @sparklepvke_art
      @sparklepvke_art 3 года назад +5

      @@yasin-hf5kf o h n o

  • @psy-alice
    @psy-alice 3 года назад +3919

    "We're all monsters in the pockets of God" is so fucking raw

    • @panick3949
      @panick3949 3 года назад +108

      So raw that Gordon Ramsay would wear his throat out yelling

    • @shane9245
      @shane9245 3 года назад +7

      muppets pfp gang

    • @ThatOneGuy_James
      @ThatOneGuy_James 3 года назад +11

      "Do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he created?"

    • @panick3949
      @panick3949 3 года назад +4

      @@ThatOneGuy_James nah, he's extremely underleveled so the player never takes him out of the box

    • @SlimeBlueMS
      @SlimeBlueMS Год назад +1

      *tips fedora*
      Pocket monsters, if you will.

  • @IrrelevantAndrew
    @IrrelevantAndrew 2 года назад +765

    "Who doesn't know lucina" will always get a good laugh from me

    • @mallowmallow2070
      @mallowmallow2070 Год назад +66

      "There was also a 3DS Port" 💀

    • @luma4682
      @luma4682 6 месяцев назад

      @@mallowmallow2070waiting for the definitive edition version of the video xD

  • @revan7383
    @revan7383 3 года назад +14687

    Cant wait until the King Dragon joke turns into a fully fledged JRPG and you voice every character

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup 3 года назад +428

      Someone fund this!

    • @ananonymoushuman8258
      @ananonymoushuman8258 3 года назад +426

      I would play that with no hesitation.

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 3 года назад +574

      There should be three dubs: the original English dub, a Japanese dub, and a ProZD dub (also known as the Joke dub).

    • @SlugmaChops
      @SlugmaChops 3 года назад +478

      @@paperluigi6132 the canon dub*

    • @VardrunCRidleyKnight
      @VardrunCRidleyKnight 3 года назад +205

      I keep secretly hoping he’ll just announce it as a real game someday

  • @leoslego5965
    @leoslego5965 3 года назад +5937

    My favorite:
    “I sing, I sang, I have...” “Sung.”
    “Past tense of win is...” “Won.”
    “Sung-won.”
    “SIDGE-WIN?”

  • @willtor
    @willtor 3 года назад +9012

    I love the one where you meet the character who will eventually betray you. "Hi, it's nice to meet you." "This world is imperfect." "What?"

    • @BanicAttack
      @BanicAttack 3 года назад +683

      MY MACHINATIONS LAY *U N D E T E C T E D* FOR YEARS, FOR I AM A MASTER OF *D E C E P T I O N*

    • @eelexa
      @eelexa 3 года назад +120

      @@BanicAttack I had this stuck in my head all day yesterday.

    • @thestreamingone8885
      @thestreamingone8885 3 года назад +34

      @@BanicAttack My favorite line

    • @darkaiel
      @darkaiel 3 года назад +82

      It's really funny and I like the voice for the villain. "This world is imperfect..." is such a great opening line.

    • @waitselljones8068
      @waitselljones8068 3 года назад +37

      That's my favorite one too, I'm surprised it wasn't here... or any of the Lysanderoth ones.

  • @SpawnRevenge92
    @SpawnRevenge92 3 года назад +4583

    "Who's that Pokèmon?"
    "It's- THE MURDERER."
    I love that 🤣

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 2 года назад +34

      *surprised Pikachu face

    • @Ptr-ck7if
      @Ptr-ck7if 2 года назад +6

      its so funny i love it so much XD

    • @lanejordan3142
      @lanejordan3142 2 года назад +53

      "We're all monsters... in the pocket of god"

    • @faceeN
      @faceeN Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zachindes
      @zachindes Год назад +1

      Died coughing at the detective pikachu

  • @smallgarlic8734
    @smallgarlic8734 3 года назад +2397

    “Cutscenes that keep the stupid clothes you put on your character” will forever be my favorite lmao

    • @supremeleadercora
      @supremeleadercora 3 года назад +6

      i like samoyeds :)

    • @DarkKnightofIT
      @DarkKnightofIT 3 года назад +27

      In Breath of the wild I run around with Majora's mask on most of the time, the cutscenes where it suddenly zooms in on Link's face is amazing

    • @perksof2700
      @perksof2700 3 года назад +10

      @@DarkKnightofIT I did the memory’s with the lizard bad guy mask. Looks so goofy

    • @ellemurano6276
      @ellemurano6276 3 года назад +1

      I will never not laugh at this one it's hilarious.

  • @kuroser353
    @kuroser353 3 года назад +4089

    "The timeline is so fucked up at this point"
    He knows King Dragon's timeline is wack, yet we still try to get a cohessive timeline lmao

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 года назад +43

      I love the videos of the full King Dragon movie

    • @zypper7213
      @zypper7213 3 года назад +40

      *but why is it important that he's named lydon????*

    • @applesyrupgaming
      @applesyrupgaming 3 года назад +7

      @@zypper7213 probably knew dennis or one of his family members

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 3 года назад +4

      @@zypper7213 i thought he said lygon?

    • @zypper7213
      @zypper7213 3 года назад +2

      @@gregorymirabella1423 he might've said that, haven't seen that skit in a while so sorry if I did end up being wrong :P

  • @aCrystalBirdie
    @aCrystalBirdie 3 года назад +3282

    I can't believe ProZD ranked his Detective Pikachu skit #1 and said *_NOTHING_* about the deadliest line in history, "We're all monsters, Jake... Monsters in the pocket of God."

    • @SocialistSadako
      @SocialistSadako 3 года назад +59

      that is the most iconic line ever.

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 3 года назад +25

      I love that line so much. Yeah that's probably my favorite too.

    • @drybrucke1
      @drybrucke1 3 года назад +2

      What video was that?

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 3 года назад +7

      @@drybrucke1 The #1 one.

    • @drybrucke1
      @drybrucke1 3 года назад +2

      @@trackernivrig What?

  • @aubreetanner9543
    @aubreetanner9543 2 года назад +921

    I'M PISSING MYSELF AT THE SUBREDDIT HOBBY ONE and admiring the dedication it must've taken to come up with a joke so complex. This is art.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing Год назад +75

      The condescending snort/chuckle at "so no Dasani" is a masterful little touch. I don't know how it's possible to explain "hearing" that tone in a reddit post, but SungWon 100% nailed it.

  • @eaglelord145
    @eaglelord145 3 года назад +5347

    "So... you've finally arrived- what the hell are you wearing"
    "IT'S MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH"
    That was the first ProZD vine I ever saw, still one of my favourites

  • @lime7662
    @lime7662 3 года назад +3322

    Alright, now we just gotta wait till he uploads a full skit compilation with director's commentary

    • @ethanlocke3604
      @ethanlocke3604 3 года назад +42

      Yes we need this

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 3 года назад +79

      He then needs to make the commentary skits and do commentary on that. It shall then feed itself and forever be content.

    • @hamclamcamp
      @hamclamcamp 3 года назад +15

      We need the effie cut

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 3 года назад +5

      please we need it

    • @riadirige7804
      @riadirige7804 3 года назад +10

      Blu-ray with japanese subtitles

  • @chaihill1837
    @chaihill1837 3 года назад +1547

    “King Dragon sends his regards.” is forever burned in my brain and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

    • @cholla9176
      @cholla9176 3 года назад +7

      Same lol

    • @tiddysmeller
      @tiddysmeller 3 года назад +10

      I unintentionally quote this at my sister sometimes🤧

    • @sauercrowder
      @sauercrowder 3 года назад +18

      _Archibald, no!_

    • @Rahnonymous
      @Rahnonymous 3 года назад +16

      Ha! I think your brain got...the point!

    • @tiddysmeller
      @tiddysmeller 3 года назад +2

      @@Rahnonymous I AM SENDING YOU AWAY AHAHAHAHAHA

  • @synthetic240
    @synthetic240 2 года назад +207

    "We're all monsters, Jake. Monsters in the pockets of God." is by far your best line.

  • @SJrad
    @SJrad 3 года назад +3705

    “My machinations laid undetected for years” is such an iconic line.

    • @l_alphy
      @l_alphy 3 года назад +220

      “...for I am a master of deception...”

    • @michaelrivera2212
      @michaelrivera2212 3 года назад +79

      *camera zooms At a unamused face*

    • @mmca9323
      @mmca9323 3 года назад +19

      I say that line all the time!

    • @davidlindsay6274
      @davidlindsay6274 3 года назад +4

      Love it

    • @idkhonestly7163
      @idkhonestly7163 3 года назад +28

      And king dragon sends his regards

  • @fork3810
    @fork3810 3 года назад +12633

    ProZD admitting his own videos were funny is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all day

    • @MCDexX
      @MCDexX 3 года назад +352

      It totally makes sense. You crack jokes you think are funny, so when you go back and revisit them, it makes sense they'll make you laugh. I write horror stories, and I write about the stuff that scares me, so when I re-read them I get creeped out by them. It's just logical. :)

    • @thefoochie2118
      @thefoochie2118 3 года назад +89

      @@MCDexX yeah, he’s not gonna make skits about things he doesn’t find funny :/ And that’s cool that you’re creeped out by your own writing!

    • @JameyMcQueen
      @JameyMcQueen 3 года назад +38

      @@thefoochie2118
      Uh, just cuz you think it's funny in the moment doesn't mean it's funny in the long term. I've seen a bunch of creators reacting to old videos and cringing at the jokes they made.

    • @thefoochie2118
      @thefoochie2118 3 года назад +72

      @@JameyMcQueen but here’s the thing: Sung Won’s videos aren’t cringy

    • @JameyMcQueen
      @JameyMcQueen 3 года назад +1

      @@thefoochie2118
      Apparently my reply was deleted. That's your opinion.

  • @JohnnyCenter25
    @JohnnyCenter25 3 года назад +2348

    "We're all monsters Jake, monsters in the pocket of God" is a line only ProZD could pull off

    • @hobbytunez2519
      @hobbytunez2519 2 года назад +17

      Honestly my favorite part of that skit.

  • @blseodm
    @blseodm 3 года назад +1123

    This is literally the only man who should be allowed to have his ego stroked.

    • @CPUSublimeHeart
      @CPUSublimeHeart 3 года назад +8

      @Lucy In Disguise lmao

    • @pulloutcouch6446
      @pulloutcouch6446 3 года назад +27

      @Lucy In Disguise ever heard of the concept of a joke? I've heard they're pretty coolm

    • @pulloutcouch6446
      @pulloutcouch6446 3 года назад

      @Lucy In Disguise what in the actual perpetual fuck are you trying to say dude, just speak normal English. You don't have to fuckin encrypt it.

    • @pulloutcouch6446
      @pulloutcouch6446 3 года назад +2

      @Lucy In Disguise says the person named lucy in disguise. Oh, i know what you're disguised as! Your disguise is intelligence! You are actually extremely stupid but put on a façade of intelligence.

    • @pulloutcouch6446
      @pulloutcouch6446 3 года назад +6

      @Lucy In Disguise im literally 13

  • @theodoresmith3829
    @theodoresmith3829 3 года назад +4674

    Who would have known, the funniest guy on the internet is able to recognize that he has made funny content

  • @tristanneal9552
    @tristanneal9552 3 года назад +1816

    My God the Kingdom Hearts one is so fucking good. It almost doesn't even feel like parody because of how stupid the actual dialogue is

    • @some_cartoonist
      @some_cartoonist 3 года назад +131

      “Did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?”

    • @akaikami_cherryblossom
      @akaikami_cherryblossom 3 года назад +88

      “It’s Riku! They put bugs in him!”

    • @gayfurry5287
      @gayfurry5287 3 года назад +63

      “Who’s to say if it’s even safe inside Riku?”

    • @Riku70X
      @Riku70X 3 года назад +61

      "Kairi...Kairi's inside me?"

    • @jeffd.683
      @jeffd.683 3 года назад +29

      "Who wrote this script?"

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 3 года назад +8044

    They say he still hasn't linked to his SoundCloud to this day

  • @backfrombanland690
    @backfrombanland690 2 года назад +66

    One of my favorites that wasint on this list was "Picking RPG clothes based on maxing stats instead of weather they match or not" just because it was so relatable.

  • @Lucchettamusic
    @Lucchettamusic 3 года назад +577

    “I found all 900 pine cones”-
    *credits*

  • @XStuffing34X
    @XStuffing34X 3 года назад +3054

    I think this one is overlooked asf
    "You'll never save Prinche Horace, I King Dragon will strike you down... Denis ?!"
    "Hehe that's me"
    The voice gets me everytime, the video has been in my favorites for years

    • @blizzard2508-k7n
      @blizzard2508-k7n 3 года назад +43

      Which one is that?
      NVM, figured out it's from "when you name the character after yourself."

    • @ponyforhire
      @ponyforhire 3 года назад +1

      When you get a laugh out of left field

    • @RandomRakkoon
      @RandomRakkoon 3 года назад +1

      One more N

    • @blizzard2508-k7n
      @blizzard2508-k7n 3 года назад +10

      @@RandomRakkoon we just gonna skip over Prinche Horace? I think I'm gonna say "prinche" a lot more now.

    • @RandomRakkoon
      @RandomRakkoon 3 года назад +1

      @@blizzard2508-k7n yep lol

  • @aurias42
    @aurias42 3 года назад +1376

    You know most "looking back on old content videos" are full of the person feeling bad about it and seeing all their mistakes; it's refreshing to see someone actually be proud of their work for once.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 3 года назад +55

      Well, this is the top 10 list, and he still says he doesn't generally like watching his videos but these 10 are pretty solid.
      People will often be their own worst critic, because they know the material best, know what their intent was and every bit they fell short or tiny detail they couldn't quite do right.

    • @jadaw644
      @jadaw644 3 года назад +71

      @@FFKonoko People also tend to give people crap for being proud of themselves, so self-deprecation is more encouraged, or else you get written off as 'full of yourself.'

    • @BBoy4040
      @BBoy4040 3 года назад +1

      I immediately think of Caddicarus as someone who hates his old videos.

    • @Lilyjem39
      @Lilyjem39 3 года назад +1

      True!

  • @kireiwa106
    @kireiwa106 3 года назад +88

    The skit that got me hooked was "A Villain Who Unintentionally Always Does Helpful Things" The "God Damnit!" Get's me everytime!

  • @TheGlader2
    @TheGlader2 3 года назад +659

    ProZD looks sternly at the camera when addressing the idea of people disagreeing with his comedy and says "I can do whatever I want" Nice, that's pog dude.

    • @DobroPitanje
      @DobroPitanje 3 года назад +12

      Like the reading 3 hate comment s video

  • @haz9438
    @haz9438 3 года назад +1710

    I was today years old when I realised that "we're all monsters in the pocket of God" is phrased that way as a reference to 'pocket monsters'. I guess I'm too dense for prozd's incredibly subtle humour.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 3 года назад +51

      Like a brick to the face.

    • @doe-dw9lo
      @doe-dw9lo 3 года назад +38

      @@PanAndScanBuddy which is also dense

    • @justincoltharp9701
      @justincoltharp9701 3 года назад +10

      It sounds like a meatcanyon line

    • @hieatus1039
      @hieatus1039 3 года назад +7

      @@justincoltharp9701 yea it absolutely does.

    • @MrKnivan
      @MrKnivan 3 года назад +7

      Just to rub salt in the wound I wanted to say that the joke isn’t that subtle haha sorry I’m an ass

  • @LucasC2022
    @LucasC2022 3 года назад +1720

    “WHOS THAT POKÉMON???”
    “ITS the murderer.”

  • @sh4dowveil749
    @sh4dowveil749 3 года назад +133

    "When you have a really good turn in a card game" will forever be my favourite of them all

  • @Mugsi
    @Mugsi 3 года назад +904

    "Hey, where's the bathroom?"
    "What?"
    "Where's the bathroom?"
    "What?"
    "Where's the bathroom?!"
    "Ahaha, ahaha yeah!"
    "WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?!"
    "Haha, uh huh!"

  • @_wowness_7414
    @_wowness_7414 3 года назад +3072

    “Trying to convince your friend that a character gets better” Is so relatable and a personal favorite of mine

    • @bodo-bing
      @bodo-bing 3 года назад +37

      Was pretty much my ex trying to convince me to watch Sailor Moon!
      I did not finish Sailor Moon...

    • @koreymcelroy2713
      @koreymcelroy2713 3 года назад +12

      Part 4 Koichi gave me that feeling

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 года назад +11

      I couldn’t finish SAO

    • @tc-yq2cb
      @tc-yq2cb 3 года назад +14

      I was expected a reply from him yelling "episode 50!!!" when he said just wait until episode 50.

    • @blackitten81
      @blackitten81 3 года назад +30

      Zenitsu, lmao.

  • @ghalleonorez
    @ghalleonorez 3 года назад +367

    “ that’s a PSP” “ you got me, looks like I’m going to liars jail” was just too funny to me, it was great and a wonderful response

  • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
    @kobold_sushi_executive_chef 3 года назад +500

    The "trying to convince your friend a character gets better" is my cousin trying to get me to finish Demon Slayer even though I currently want to rip Zenitsu's vocal cords out every time I try to watch an episode

    • @RegiusEques
      @RegiusEques 3 года назад +35

      I'd definitely recommend it. Zenitsu gets much less unbearable.

    • @xxwolfpackxx3420
      @xxwolfpackxx3420 3 года назад +15

      He does it’s great but until then AAAA

    • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
      @kobold_sushi_executive_chef 3 года назад +49

      I have returned, with knowledge of the Sixfold Thunderclap and Flash. It was just barely worth it, but worth it all the same if he continues to pipe down and do shit.

    • @sammichyo4993
      @sammichyo4993 2 года назад +16

      I stopped watching the series entirely because he was so unbearable.

    • @swagboss9720
      @swagboss9720 2 года назад +7

      @@sammichyo4993 you're missing out, with season 2 he gets so much better

  • @rinshin9693
    @rinshin9693 3 года назад +699

    "dEnnis"
    "haha. dAs mE."
    this one always gets me for some reason.

    • @aceystar1478
      @aceystar1478 3 года назад +10

      Me too

    • @Zezeze.
      @Zezeze. 3 года назад +22

      it's become an integral part of my lingo and it'd be frustrating if it weren't so funny. Someone asks who ate the last cookie and i go haha das me

    • @yuk1fy402
      @yuk1fy402 3 года назад +2

      This ones one of my favorites too

    • @hollynguyen1213
      @hollynguyen1213 3 года назад +2

      same 😌

    • @weissherald7692
      @weissherald7692 3 года назад +3

      Just reading this one made me laugh because in my head I read it in his voice it's so memorable hahaha

  • @stefschouwenaars9562
    @stefschouwenaars9562 3 года назад +1669

    my favorite one will still be 5 humiliating mistakes in disney's zootopia

    • @bingguo6172
      @bingguo6172 3 года назад +142

      I think u meant 5 HUMILIATING MISTAKES IN DISNEY'S ZOOTOPIA

    • @ruleofoz2207
      @ruleofoz2207 3 года назад +85

      I think he is focusing on comedy in this video.
      The zootopia one was just straight facts.

    • @Isaki_1
      @Isaki_1 3 года назад +50

      Why are these tigers so hot?!?!

    • @yesrezzy767
      @yesrezzy767 3 года назад +13

      @@Isaki_1 *searches up tigers*

    • @PhilAlm92
      @PhilAlm92 3 года назад +4

      That was a skit?

  • @idoparkourlolatleastithink9616
    @idoparkourlolatleastithink9616 3 года назад +1350

    "King Dragon Sends His Regards"

    • @max-lee1203
      @max-lee1203 3 года назад +72

      "Archibald, NO😢😢"

    • @toonsmits2485
      @toonsmits2485 3 года назад +47

      "Good I always carry two guns"

    • @Henry-mp3kf
      @Henry-mp3kf 3 года назад +8

      TRUE

    • @Wolf6119
      @Wolf6119 3 года назад +9

      They gotta just make a legit King Dragon game already lol. A visual novel at the very least

    • @ethanpease5936
      @ethanpease5936 3 года назад +3

      @@max-lee1203 it's okay Dennis.

  • @darkmyro
    @darkmyro 3 года назад +125

    "The villain that inadvertently helps the hero" is my favorite skit. I just love the idea of an actual kinda competent villain (he poisons the water supply) gets increasingly mad cause all his plans back fired to a certain degree. Like its played a bit straighter than that trope usually is and that makes it that much funnier to me.

  • @MrPickles1987
    @MrPickles1987 3 года назад +442

    Lmao, great picks!
    "Who's that Pokemon?!"
    "It's the murderer."

  • @JTB312
    @JTB312 3 года назад +736

    "A man wakes up to find that every inanimate object yells its name like a Pokemon" is still my personal favorite

  • @ThomasMHead
    @ThomasMHead 3 года назад +962

    Fun fact: Tomoko and Sexica were both designed by Thomas Manga.

    • @bmil7789
      @bmil7789 3 года назад +7

      690th like

  • @rickelvi
    @rickelvi 2 года назад +452

    "We are all monsters in the pocket of God"
    "Who is that Pokémon?"
    "The muRDERER--"
    Yeah the dialogue in this one is immaculate

  • @ninjajack6457
    @ninjajack6457 3 года назад +626

    “The timeline is too complicated at this point”
    Me who’s thinking of making an actual Quest to save Prince Horace game: is that a challenge?

    • @1tylerq127
      @1tylerq127 3 года назад +11

      Sounds like it!

    • @KRYoung_dev
      @KRYoung_dev 3 года назад +3

      Time travel.

    • @shinysparce3708
      @shinysparce3708 3 года назад +14

      Man let me know when it’s finished

    • @dandannoodles7070
      @dandannoodles7070 3 года назад +18

      The king dragon credits sequence is the fake ending you get if you don't fully pursue the Lysanderoth->Lygon->Chaos Gate arc, like in symphony of the night where you don't find the inverted castle.

    • @Celebratory_Diaper
      @Celebratory_Diaper 3 года назад +7

      I knew there had to be a hero that would make a Prince Horace game!! Good luck dude

  • @penguinx42
    @penguinx42 3 года назад +278

    "who's that pokemon?" "It's -- the murderer" makes me laugh every time I watch it. Just perfect delivery

  • @lovelyoasis
    @lovelyoasis 3 года назад +729

    I don't know man, my favorite is always gonna be:
    "Let me look into your eyes, one last time..."
    (DRAMATIC ZOOM ON GOOFY CHARACTER)
    "You have your mother's eyes..."

  • @isabellebettin1652
    @isabellebettin1652 2 года назад +59

    I've binged all your content over the past couple months. And I 100% agree on the #1. "Who's that Pokemon? The murderer." gets me every time. that delivery is perfect.

  • @musicalcolin
    @musicalcolin 3 года назад +1134

    The missing best skits are definitely “I think the enemy got the point,” “king dragon sends his regards,” and the dairy farmer card game with voice lines

    • @GiI11
      @GiI11 2 года назад +31

      That card game xD

    • @thediscodevil0949
      @thediscodevil0949 2 года назад +16

      My favourite is, “When a game’s audio is more suggestive than you realise.”

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 2 года назад +5

      The card game had me literally crying. Had to replay the video several times because I was missing what was being said.

    • @rychu7812
      @rychu7812 2 года назад +2

      MOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @group2gaming
      @group2gaming 2 года назад

      card game sound effects is definitely a new favorite of mine

  • @lovelyhatter
    @lovelyhatter 3 года назад +256

    My personal favorite one is the one where the friend doesn't know the main character dies. The evil laugh and then crying behind a blank face is perfection.

  • @aidanvannynatten2787
    @aidanvannynatten2787 3 года назад +395

    Am I the only one who thinks the fact that you can’t click on the video links for Raspy Knifeman’s six and seven can play at that game videos actually makes it even funnier?

    • @aidanvannynatten2787
      @aidanvannynatten2787 3 года назад +9

      @@atrophine_ I actually looked them up and I don’t know what I was expecting.

  • @xploziv4446
    @xploziv4446 2 года назад +278

    ProZD being the most generous reveiwers of his own videos.
    Its just so wholesome.

  • @consensualsenses
    @consensualsenses 3 года назад +2655

    My fav is:
    "In english!"
    "In french!"
    "In morse-code!"

    • @Hi-qk3or
      @Hi-qk3or 3 года назад +223

      "We can't find his computer"
      "Nous ne pouvons pas trouve son ordinateur"
      ".-- . / -.-. .- -. .----. - / ..-. .. -. -.. / .... .. ... / -.-. --- -- .--. ..- - . .-."

    • @Hi-qk3or
      @Hi-qk3or 3 года назад +36

      @@redfrog9717 Thanks for pointing that out. I took a little French in high school, but it's a bit rusty lol

    • @thenyan3095
      @thenyan3095 3 года назад +24

      My fav would probably be-
      “Hey it’s nice to meet you!”
      *THIS WORLD IS IMPERFECT-*

    • @the_kraken6549
      @the_kraken6549 3 года назад +4

      I love that one because of all the variations people have put in the comments.

    • @eldante616
      @eldante616 3 года назад +18

      My favourite one is
      “You fixed my shoulder.”
      *”GODAMMIT”*

  • @artifex2.080
    @artifex2.080 3 года назад +642

    This is madness, he's even trying 10 flavours of ProZD skits

  • @dominic4695
    @dominic4695 3 года назад +188

    My favorite is definitely the picking RPG clothes based on stats. The “What the hell are you wearing”
    “MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH” gets me every time

    • @chocominttea
      @chocominttea 3 года назад +2

      Saaaaame

    • @weissherald7692
      @weissherald7692 3 года назад +4

      Saaaaame but my number 1 is always the ones with refrigerator senpai that got me between sh*t and giggles haha

  • @EliasMorals
    @EliasMorals 2 года назад +18

    I love how the Grandma naming one ends with "HOW AM I GONNA LINK MY SOUNDCLOUD, GRANDMA"

  • @maxstone7908
    @maxstone7908 3 года назад +524

    The “Dennis” video kills me every time

    • @Lord_Cow
      @Lord_Cow 3 года назад +73

      I still say “hehe that’s me” to this day

    • @setrataeso
      @setrataeso 3 года назад +19

      The "Dennis" video was my introduction to ProZD. It holds a special place in my heart.

    • @brandedcharmer9321
      @brandedcharmer9321 3 года назад +1

      @@setrataeso Same here!

  • @sketbob
    @sketbob 3 года назад +342

    "clickbait" is my personal favorite. "YOU WON'T BELIEVE" is still the hardest i've ever laughed at a prozd skit.

    • @kiri_tm
      @kiri_tm 3 года назад +22

      same i was sobbing at that one
      IT SAID I WOULDNT BELIEVE IT

    • @jamessalva4192
      @jamessalva4192 3 года назад +23

      "YOU WONT BELIEVE ACTOR JOINS FILM"
      "why wouldn't they believe an actor would join a film"
      I died

    • @JamerG
      @JamerG 3 года назад +12

      “You won’t believe?”
      What does that even mean? Nobody is gonna-
      _80 thousand people already shared this._
      *”I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it...”*

    • @user-dj9kk3pn6g
      @user-dj9kk3pn6g 3 года назад +6

      i laughed again just reading this comment man i love that one

    • @rachelleyeung
      @rachelleyeung 3 года назад +1

      @@user-dj9kk3pn6g me toooo

  • @MCDexX
    @MCDexX 3 года назад +274

    I don't think I'll love any skit more than the "trying to talk in a language you don't speak very well" one. Jesus, so relatable.

    • @pretzelroll
      @pretzelroll 3 года назад +5

      that one definitely holds a special place in my heart haha

    • @foxson7197
      @foxson7197 3 года назад +2

      Guten tag

    • @foxson7197
      @foxson7197 3 года назад

      @@Muster_Muckee_II Was zum Teufel

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 3 года назад

      Wideo podoba mi się.

  • @mikek7660
    @mikek7660 3 года назад +44

    I respect that you didn't want to have mostly king dragon videos in your top 10. The video where the player meets the other party members (sexica, chad, brad), the one where Archibald dies, and the one where lysanderoth's machinations are revealed are some of my favorites.
    Your #10 pick, asking your grandma to identify your figurines, was my very first ProZD video of all time and from that point I was absolutely hooked. You've added a lot of joy and laughter to lots of people's lives, and that is very important. Thank you.

  • @Swishy_Blue
    @Swishy_Blue 3 года назад +315

    It takes a lot of self respect, awareness and confidence to say 'I Am funny, yeah!'
    Mad props!

    • @ermthaworm
      @ermthaworm 3 года назад +24

      but only if the person is correct in that statement. and by god, he is

  • @squickicka
    @squickicka 3 года назад +486

    My absolute favorite is "when the anime is padding for time" literally any time there's an awkward pause in a conversation my mind immediately goes "....CUT TO HER"

    • @rambletash
      @rambletash 3 года назад +29

      Eveytime something weird happens in a show or film based on a book, my mind just goes "...this wasn't in the manga."

  • @IRatchetI
    @IRatchetI 3 года назад +799

    I think my favourite is:
    "Fire cannot kill a dragon."
    *steps in water*
    "FIRE HAS KILLED THIS DRAGON!!!"
    *falls down and snaps the towel rack off*

  • @KelsomaticPDX
    @KelsomaticPDX 3 года назад +34

    "We're all monsters, Jake. Monsters in the pocket of god."
    I'll never hear that and not wheeze.

  • @LewisOfficial
    @LewisOfficial 3 года назад +564

    My favourite skit is the VPN software one.
    "In English, goddammit!... In French!... In Morse code!" Gets me everytime lol

    • @CWunderA
      @CWunderA 3 года назад +6

      That one is pretty good

  • @sam3851
    @sam3851 3 года назад +887

    The comments on prozd videos in the first two minutes are like a fever dream

  • @ryanbrown6542
    @ryanbrown6542 3 года назад +572

    I have watched “Every animated movie trailer I hate” with THE GROMLINS at least 100 times.

  • @CairoCreations
    @CairoCreations 2 года назад +49

    The getting into a hobby one is accurate- fish is now a banned subject at my mothers house because I got wayy into fishkeeping (still am, I have two 5 gal tanks) and she was tierd of hearing me rabble about fishkeeping so she banned talking about it when I was at her house.

  • @TmOnlineMapper
    @TmOnlineMapper 3 года назад +381

    My personal favorite is the Yu-Gi-Oh! one
    “Don’t kink shame me!” is such an amazing punchline!

    • @IbexGundyr
      @IbexGundyr 3 года назад +9

      “Oh Yug” lmao such a good video I agree

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 года назад +496

    My list in no particular order:
    > "5 humiliating mistakes in Disney's Zootopia"
    > "anime reaction sounds"
    > "picking RPG clothes based on maxing levels"
    > "two can play at that game"
    > "cutscene graphics to in-game graphics"
    > "everytime I see a license plate from another state"
    > "rhythm games"
    > "when your friend starts watching a show"
    > "when you have a really good turn in a card game"
    > "anime story arc titles"
    If I could I would have put every one of your skits on this list, but I can only count to ten.
    6 months later edit: Oh my God, I forgot about "when your friend hasn't seen a thing."

    • @submortimer
      @submortimer 3 года назад +4

      "You know what arc is really underrated? Dog Five!"

    • @TizioRandom77
      @TizioRandom77 3 года назад

      Solid list!

    • @sram5949
      @sram5949 3 года назад +15

      Picking RPG clothes is too good. Just the delivery of "it's my ass-kicking outfit bitch" makes me laugh every time

    • @LainLain7
      @LainLain7 3 года назад

      “It’s spreading”

    • @cjconcep
      @cjconcep 3 года назад +1

      The zootopia one is one of my faves too lmao

  • @neo4016
    @neo4016 3 года назад +778

    The one where he just randomly says "i found all 900 pinecones"

  • @drakke125Channel
    @drakke125Channel 2 года назад +28

    That grandma bit is one of my faves esp cuz not only does it parody a lot of people asking their parents/grandparents or romantic partners , but there's actually legit one or two grandmas on RUclips who have quite an impressive collection of video games and they are classy and have mature and honest views on the games, "I tip my hat in respect to them" is an understatement.

  • @JMONE3Y1000
    @JMONE3Y1000 3 года назад +568

    i think my fav one is "picking RPG clothes based on maxing stats instead of whether they match or not" the last line just gets me

    • @GamerPuff
      @GamerPuff 3 года назад +39

      "So you've finally... arrived what the hell are you wearing."

    • @coolcucumber201
      @coolcucumber201 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @Oreca2005
      @Oreca2005 3 года назад +21

      @@GamerPuff ITS MY ADD KICKING OUTFIT BEACH

    • @mouthlesshater
      @mouthlesshater 3 года назад +6

      @@Oreca2005 *ad appears*
      *ad gets kicked and breaks*

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 года назад

      Most relatable for me! ... But my cat tells me my *"favorite"* is the one where he says her breed is the cutest so I guess that's that.

  • @LJmysticOwl
    @LJmysticOwl 3 года назад +1035

    Nooo, how could "It's my ass-kicking outfit, bitch" not make the cut? And no Chairem Anime? Archibald?! We all need to make our own top 10 ProZD skits lists.

    • @hotaru8309
      @hotaru8309 3 года назад +19

      Heck yeah with accompanying playlists to rewatch the official sketches at whim.

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 3 года назад +41

      KING DRAGON SENDS HIS REGARDS

    • @Zearo298
      @Zearo298 3 года назад +60

      "hey guys here's my best prozd skits playlist, i really tried hard to find the best ones but in the end this is just a link to prozd's whole list of videos"

    • @Dumbledoresarmy13
      @Dumbledoresarmy13 3 года назад +7

      Yeah, the 900 pinecones vid is my fave but ass-kicking outfit is a very close second for me. Luckily they're all funny skits, even the least favorite ones

    • @businessbusiness9407
      @businessbusiness9407 3 года назад +1

      No farto, no birthday time loop. My disappointment is immeasurable.

  • @grantpettis8880
    @grantpettis8880 3 года назад +156

    I love how he said he’s his harshest critic, disliked seeing his own content, and was pretty hard on himself, but still found his work hilarious posthumously and enjoyed it thoroughly. “I guess I’m pretty funny huh”-ProZD

    • @wldnrkls
      @wldnrkls 2 года назад +27

      i don't think any of this is posthumous yet

    • @1337-Nathaniel
      @1337-Nathaniel 2 года назад +16

      Posthumously LMAO. You should check what that word means.

    • @MariaTex3
      @MariaTex3 Год назад +2

      The use of "posthumously" make me think you know a secret about ProZD that the rest of us do not

  • @WeskAlber
    @WeskAlber 3 года назад +272

    Your mom rating videos are way more interesting than the "i expect you to know them all" if just for the simple fact... She's really smart when it comes to design. She is so accurate with her descriptions when the design isn't specifically meant to throw you off like MHA

  • @maikerunezumi
    @maikerunezumi 3 года назад +933

    "when you start a new game and you meet the character you know is going to betray you" is forever a personal favorite.

    • @Hessenball
      @Hessenball 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @Vezan6079
      @Vezan6079 3 года назад +9

      After playing Fire Emblem, that hits me to deep

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 2 года назад +1

      "The world is an unfair place isn't it?"

    • @subsoar5734
      @subsoar5734 2 года назад +4

      Hi, nice to meet you!
      This world is imperfect.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 2 года назад +3

      @@subsoar5734 "If only everyone could be as perfect as me... but anyway, let's go to the bar shall we?"

  • @tuvillo
    @tuvillo 3 года назад +331

    "I love writing lyrics, especially if they're goofy"
    Trust us, we know.

  • @charliecoplestone9694
    @charliecoplestone9694 3 года назад +37

    Usopp is the absolute classic example of the convincing your friend the character is cool skit 😂

  • @Scopio007
    @Scopio007 3 года назад +266

    The phrase “beginner water” is a classic.

  • @Grohlvana
    @Grohlvana 3 года назад +3011

    Glad your favorite skits aligned with mine. Good stuff.

    • @hugo6535
      @hugo6535 3 года назад +11

      I was not expecting to find you here! :D

    • @arcanum3882
      @arcanum3882 3 года назад +11

      @@hugo6535 dead channels have started commenting now, it makes sense

    • @hugo6535
      @hugo6535 3 года назад +18

      @@arcanum3882 calling Vana's channel dead is a bit harsh, I believe the lower number of views are due to people's low attention spans and the nature of his content. Not everyone wants to watch a 300 episode playthrough, but those who do (me included) enjoy it thoroughly :).

    • @arcanum3882
      @arcanum3882 3 года назад +3

      @@hugo6535 Its dead

    • @hugo6535
      @hugo6535 3 года назад +12

      @@arcanum3882 I believe you said that already

  • @ethanstyant9704
    @ethanstyant9704 3 года назад +173

    ProZD: I'm usually my own biggest critic
    Also ProZD two seconds later: I guess I'm pretty funny huh

  • @SethHisoka
    @SethHisoka 3 года назад +43

    Speaking of Tumblr, it has been 84 years and I still cannot find a video of when you voiced the skeleton reuniting with his 50s wife. I was there for all of the Tumblr shitposts, thats how i first discovered your work, and now I'm watching you as an actual voice actor for so many things. It gives me hope that one day i too could be avoice actor.

  • @conor_obrien
    @conor_obrien 3 года назад +94

    “My machinations lay undetected for years” I strongly considered making this my yearbook quote for high school lol. That skit was hilarious!!

  • @faceless_wither6406
    @faceless_wither6406 3 года назад +372

    “So you’ve finally arrive-”
    “Here to save Prince Hor-”
    “I’ve been waiting for-”
    “Stop skipping my dia-”
    “Seriously sto-”
    “MOTHERFU-”
    I will never stop laughing 😂

  • @pickleioi9058
    @pickleioi9058 3 года назад +717

    “When the game audio is suggestive” is god tier.

    • @hexagon1094
      @hexagon1094 3 года назад +3

      Yea

    • @beekdorrr
      @beekdorrr 3 года назад +40

      I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming

    • @jwerty616
      @jwerty616 3 года назад +37

      @@beekdorrr DO YOU HEAR ME? AIGHE 'LUVSEKKS! FINISH ME!

    • @mikeoxmaul45
      @mikeoxmaul45 3 года назад +7

      Aigh'luvsekks!

    • @ItsTheMagicMelon
      @ItsTheMagicMelon 3 года назад +1

      Yep that one is my favorite

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 2 месяца назад +1

    "Who's that Pokemon? IT'S THE MURDERER." is one of my favorite jokes in any of your sketches, I am very happy to see you rank the sketch with it as #1.

  • @pixeljoe
    @pixeljoe 3 года назад +628

    "in-morse code!" and "water reddit" are my favorite. Morse code one is short, universally understandable and just hits you like a truck. The water one is very sophisticated and brings out the long lasting enjoyment.

    • @lonebanana6753
      @lonebanana6753 3 года назад +41

      the water reddit is so damn accurate as well to what happens when you jump into a hobby subreddit. damn hilarious. Love this guy's skits cuz they're hilarious yet so accurate in their portrayal of these communities

  • @wendi6905
    @wendi6905 3 года назад +114

    “We’re all monsters Jake, monsters in the pocket of God” fucking kills me

  • @IamJustaSimpleMan
    @IamJustaSimpleMan 3 года назад +161

    The water skit is one of my absolute favourites, because it hits so close to home 😅🤣 especially the little fake nerd expressions "hori" and "verti" 🤭 sounds like a real thing

    • @kombuchas4684
      @kombuchas4684 3 года назад +1

      I joined a shaving subreddit once and it was EXACTLY like that skit.

  • @xenonentity
    @xenonentity 2 года назад +63

    Your tumblr audios will always be some of my favorites out there. Especially "I thought her name was Commander," and the skit about Angel from Lilo & Stitch.

  • @Bronzescorpion
    @Bronzescorpion 3 года назад +133

    My favorite is Lysanderoth's imperfect world speech. That "as beautiful as me" while looking totally goofy with his monocle glasses is just a killer.