OFFICIAL PROZD VINE COMPILATION: Nov 2015-Oct 2016 (Year 2)
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- Опубликовано: 6 апр 2017
- I was tired of other channels stealing my vines for their own compilations, so I'm finally posting my own, here's the second year of vines
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"...Dennis..."
"Hehe that's me!"
This voice kills me every time
Lexee Rayne same.
S A M E .
I couldn't agree more. XD
Fennepop!
Fennepop! SAME
Sungwon just makes a skit out of his shower thoughts I bet
Frist comment to this bloody legend
Hello
Yes
Hey
I love how “King Dragon” and “The dragon king” are two separate characters
They're husbands
One is a king with the name Dragon, the other is a king who is also a dragon.
One sends his regards, and one doesn’t.
@@emilychang3137 wait lygon is the dragon king???
His name is actually Dragon VII
Darryl is actually a really good Dad. Like, even if he doesn't quite understand nerdy stuff he still makes an active effort to try to understand and be involved in the things his kid are interested in
It hurts when you rant about something you love to your parents and they just say some shit like
“It’s not that important”
He did not even shy away from shipping-culture or hentai for his son.
That's dedication. 😳
it always hurt me when he says "you'll get it next time, daryl....you'll get it next time..."
Yeah. I kinda feel he's too hard on himself for it. I'm sure if he just asked his son to show him he would
@@BoomBoomSoup Or they make you repeat it 273 times and then you hate talking to them
"Maybe, I can, change your mind?"
*"20 years."*
Basically phoenix wright
@@manoramarout7000 Well He did change his mind, I'll give him that.
He did Chang his mind though
I think it was Oldbag, if she actually respected the judge enough to call him “your honour”
*you sure*
*40 years*
I've watched this several times already, but I just noticed how the two vampire teeth skits are back to back, which means that Prozd couldn't find just 1 vampire teeth so he had to buy a pack of them. Then he got so annoyed that he decided to make a second skit out of the bag of vampire teeth. Probably has been pointed out already, but just something cool that i noticed :-)
Krysora HOLY FUCK
Also the psp-phone one comes after the first boss one, where he used a PSP as a phone
Sinead Thomas he probably got a bunch of comments saying that its not a phone its a psp so he made a responding video
how could you get annoyed about having a bag of false vampire teeth, do you know how versatile a bag of vampire teeth is?
lol "pointed out" :)
The undertale music at the end hit me like a rock in a pillow fight
Yeah
*war flashbacks*
Hey! No entire couch!!!
The Undyne fight...
*Vietnam flashbacks*
I love your profile picture
"hey son Betty Boop is my WiFi"
"You mean Waifu"
"No, WiFi like in WiFi'd like to marry, what's the u for?"
Still don’t know
Wife I'd like to marry
i was confused there asf LMFAO
@@deadhopefully483 I guess it's to mimick the accent of Japanese people, literally everything ends with -ooo.
Underage
"Hot dog, you say? Commoners have resorted to eating dog now? How dreadful."
"Horrid! Take it away;"
“Jeeves!”
JEEVES, THROW IT TO THE POOR!
I mean honestly, we don’t know
(Yea ik it’s from a video lol)
*yes*
"hey I bought 144 pairs of vampire teeth."
"did you pay rent?"
*"what the hell is rent?"*
timestamp 👉 2:43
Him and the serial killer roommate should become roommates
“I’ll give you rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!”
Oh thanks I almost missed that in the video
A broadway musical that's very popular, I suggest you check it out
5:54
I didn’t even notice Ms. frizzle’s volcano earrings. Nice touch.
7:39 is the only time I’ve seen that wig put on so neatly 😂
"Sorry, frog in my throat. Anyways I'm rather fond of that ring."
The hair flip, though 😂
my lotr loving self died at that
@@creativemotives7272 cant agree more XD
Hehehehhehehe
1:15
Move aside Ryan Reynolds, ProZD for Pikachu's voice actor in the Detective Pikachu movie!
Ryan: UUUH PIKA PIKA MOTHA FUCKA.
Were all monsters in the pocket of God
Go pukashit
Star Platinum:The World
Well I guess thats my name now fardo
4:13
I’ve been laughing at this for two hours straight
It hurts
Happiness is painful sometimes
PUKASHIT
4:16
@@Abnormalname9329
wait- YnNeL??? I found you ma boah!!
Edit: changed your name eh? Now I look like Gavin’s friend, Oof.
yep you got it thats me
3:48 imagine if skipping dialogue enough times gives a buff to the boss that makes it 4x harder to fight
In Deltarune there's something similar.
In a bossfight, there's an exploit where you can spam a fully-charged shot. Instead of patching it out, Toby made it so it activates a harder version of the fight.
"Rewatching an unskippable cutscene every time you die"
*It is I, Ansem, The Seeker of Darkness!*
YOu'lL NevER TaKe KAirI's HEaRt
"DANCE WATER DANCE"
"I'll just beat you within an inch of your life!"
Skyward Sword does have skippable cutscenes, but sometimes I would just get so tired of dying that I would watch them anyways just to mock dialogue and stuff. I did it plenty when I played through Dream Drop Distance 😂
LunarN3T This spot marks out grave but you can rest here too, if you like.
Not Clayton! *Gorilla sounds* Not Clayton!
"What the heck is hentai?"
(Searches it up)
"Oh."
Him: I’ve made a terrible mistake
That's my favorite
He may not have realized it...
But in this moment...
His life was forever changed...
For the better...
Euphoria
@@swordzanderson5352 Well that took a turn for the worst possible mental image
I think you forgot the yeah after the oh
“What the hell is an Asian?” “I think he said raisin” 😂
0:00- coworker nobody likes at the naval mine factory
0:05- man who’s really nice but has an evil villain laugh
0:12- Olaf’s darkest secret
0:18- when all the party members die but one and they get all the exp
0:25- magic school bus
0:32- amiibo festival is cruel
0:38- father tries to connect with his nerdy son/part 1/
0:43- mobster whose subordinates are too scared to correct his mispronunciation of bada bing bada boom
0:52- singer who forgets the words to the national anthem on the first note
0:56- rejected first draft of The Star-Spangled Banner
1:02- give em the old 1 2
1:09- if people were treated the way we treat pets
1:15- Gollum’s real voice
1:22- white people
1:27- the guy who comments first on RUclips videos
1:34- chopped
1:40- Pokémon scientists
1:46- attorney whose last resort is attempting to seduce the judge
1:53- man who is afraid of the colour blue
1:59- Pokémon tries saying more than just it’s own name
2:04- really evil guy but really good dad/part 2/
2:11- a relatively understanding mugger
2:18- opera singer who has never learned opera
2:24- maybe don’t give Pokémon to 10 year olds
2:30- man who enjoys pasta a little too much
2:36- grandma is hospitable to all
2:43- bad roommate
2:49- vampire who accidents eats garlic bread
2:55- when you can’t hear them a third time so you just nod and laugh
3:02- a guy who’s not that concerned about his serial killer roommate
3:08- behind the scenes
3:14- glasses
3:21- father tries to connect with his nerdy son part 2
3:27- animated movie trailers
3:34- golf commentator
3:40- rich people part 2
3:47- dialogue skip
3:53- mobster accent
4:00- first boss
4:06- real phone
4:13- pokemon names
4:19- naming your rival
4:26- naming your pokemon
4:32- passive aggressive gps
4:39- birthday time loop
4:45- pass pro
4:52- saving games
4:58- garfield
5:05- do they ever put down their phones
5:11- chips gain sentience
5:18- show about his life
5:24- bonding with your fire emblem spouse
5:30- bonding with your fire emblem spouse part 2
5:37- guy who doesn't want to be the main character
5:43- haha that's me
5:49- ms. Frizzle's exasperated principal
5:56- 2nd to 3rd mario kart lap
6:02- the 4 hogwarts houses
6:09- sings all songs he hears
6:15- darth butthole
6:21- poopy-pops
6:27- villain song
6:34- bumblebee allergies
6:41- enemy glitch chase sequence
6:47- anime attack names
6:53- tic tac toe sports anime
7:00- hollywood
7:06- stealth
7:13- me on chopped
7:19- portion control
7:25- effie
7:32- accidental theif
7:38- self cnscious supervillain
7:45- dope music
7:51- unskippable cutscene
7:57- father tries to connect with his nerdy son part 3
8:04- no shoes, no shirt, no pants, no socks, no underwear
8:10- anime club
8:17- random english lines
8:22- choice anxiety
8:30- hunter x hunter
8:36- japanese video game characters
8:42- attack patterns
8:48- villain crush
8:55- shitty player
9:01- anime training weights
9:08- bowser level contractors
9:14- pokemon go
9:21- professor willow
9:27- ratatta
9:34- pet voiced
9:40- dialogue options
9:47- if people acted like cats
9:53- you'll pay for this
9:59- if people acted like cats part 2
10:06- fetch
10:12- twitter spam bots
10:18- too much food
10:25- hiding anime themes
10:32- mortality
10:38- me on chopped part 2
10:44- twitter conversation
10:50- #me
10:56- if people acted like cats part 3
11:03- when your friend hasn't seen a thing
11:09- video game controllers
Why does it stop 3:02?
@@ciphergacha9100 I got lazy
@@villagersupremacy5594 then why is it there now
@@ciphergacha9100 Cause i got unlazy
@@villagersupremacy5594 ah
"Anyways, I'm very fond of that ring." XD
Jsjsjsi
G G
That one was perfect
I need the "Wake up!!" at 5:29 for my alarm tone.
Are you familiar with Base64?
Or on iOS 14?
Maybe
Late gang
(game prompts Blow Gently)
"What?!"
Proceeds to blow
"DID AN ALIEN WRITE THIS GAME?!"
GOLD....
It was Fates so... Maybe.
TBH I love Fe fates
6:48 when you look up all the variations of godzilla's atomic breath
Edit: this also applies to super sentai mecha final strikes
First
even just the words super sentai mecha final strike is way too long for an attack
Infinite heat ray, supersonic roar, spiral heat ray, scarlet atomic breath, the list goes on.
I can't get over how much 2:55 relates to me. lmao
FoxShadowDemon all the tim
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FoxShadowDemon IKR
Honestly one time I couldn't hear someone and I said "uhh yah sure" and it turns out I said yes to dating someone (It's a game called oreo and you have to ask people if they want to date it's stupid and idk why it's called Oreo but whatever) and the dude supposedly broke with me and theses girls said "Oh My God he wants to break up with you" and I was like "ok" and walked away.....
Ikr
Tic tac toe sports anime is literally the greatest vine ever.
true AF
Except I think the main character lost
3:21 when he said *”ohh...”* that had me dying
Same
Same
Same
Me on chopped
Interviewer: so what are you going to do with the money if you win
Me: money can be exchanged for goods and services
"what are you going to do with the money"
"spend it"
why are all these masterpieces
It's Effie.
Both of those are valid answers.
Because he’s a genius
Why is Gamora?
HJEM i was gonna say there’s not a single bad vine by this guy
"He that's me"
"That's an egg"
Funny how life turns out
Keep it between me and you, alright? I've never mentioned it before on RUclips
0:18
"NOOOOOO! Now I have to either A. Grind up the other members. Or B. Live with it."
Or C. Curse out your one remaining party member and restart the game
now because of him, whenever my cat’s yawn i go “big yawnnn?🥺” what have you dont
The video game ones are so fucking on point. The "did I save" one is perfection.
SharpieSniffer663 and of course the one time you are wrong and didn't save is when things go horribly wrong. I compulsively save now in fire emblem...
I droped fucking S.T.A.L.K.E.R a long ass videogame in a advanced state because I didn't know that it doesn't have autosave
And 7:32
The worst part is when you go to save again just to make sure and you see that you did save but you save again anyway because even the having the proof in front of you is not enough.
Too real omg, I've heard it's like an ADD symptom?😭
"Dennis."
*HA HA THATS ME*
11:10 It so fitting that undyne's theme is playing here, I was stuck on that boss when I went in blindly
I love how "he fell asleep playing 3ds. Tune in next week." implied he slept for a whole week
“When you try at first to hide you’re listening to an anime song” is my entire middle school existence
*_”I think he said raisin.”_*
4:40 hey this one movie called “Happy Death Day” stole your idea
Not really since he didn’t die
It's also been one of the most popular themes for children's books for decades. Reliving you birthday eternally because of a magic candle, I read like ten different books with that plotline as a kid.
To be honest, its not only the great voice acting, but ProZD camera angles are crispy af. I love the guffy one in particular when he pops the DVD
Shoulda looped the birthday one a couple times, for the joke and to confuse people.
except, it was a vine, so it DID loop
What's vine?
4:39
So basically he's really mad on his birthday since he's done it god knows how many times?
fun fact: jimmy neutron has an episode with a plot just like that one
9:41.I love Telltale games but they love doing this
GLASS HIM
TELL HIM OFF
JUST GO.
[Tell him off]
Gama goori I
8:17 *FIGHTING GOOOOOOLD!!!!!*
When you're hanging out with your best friend and he ends up being the main villain all along:
"Hey,what a wonderful day this is"
"Indeed. This is the a great place to die, wouldn't you agree?"
"Wait,wha-"
"King dragon sends his regards."
"Oh sh-"
*shoots main character*
youtube's recommendations: "Hey you watched the official ProZD compilation, come watch this other one that was put together with no input or permission from him at all!" thanks youtube
Ha, I actually got that
skullandcrossstitch this is his channel
And they demonetized a lot of his videos
Now that I watched one ProZD video I'm going to be recommended ProZD's entire channel despite having watched every video of his already.
skullandcrossstitch wtf are you on about this is his channel but you don't think it was put together with his input?
I like how he almost laughed at his own joke 6:23
He couldn't hold it
@@k-boi420 His laugh or his poopy-pop?
@@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay Both.
Dude then one at 4:20 is amazing
i love the way the fake mustache falls off at 9:33
1:26 I thought the guy was talking about the water...
Oh...same 😅🤣
That nod and laugh when you don't understand people the second time... story of my life
I want a tic-tac-toe anime tbh
Ender Durant kokichiii~
Oh circle-san
11:04 when your friend says that anime is trash without watching a single anime
" *You'll never save princess Horace! I king dragon will strike you down!* ... denis" "hehe thats me."
One of my favorite ProZD Skits. Makes me laugh everytime.
*did I hear Spear of Justice at the end there*
Nearly half a year out of this fandom and it STILL haunts me.
You can never leave the fandom
Stay determined
theidot 21 **SCREAMING**
4 years out of the fandom and it still haunts my dreams
ALIEN BOY which fandom?
"Yeah, then we'll kill him! Bayda bing bayda boo-wum." - Mobster, 0:47.
"Yeah boss, Ba Ding Bang Da Boam" Mobster's Right Hand Man, 0:48
8:36 How did he replicate it so perfectly?
"Human human human human human-"
10:32 Jihan & Jin Woo at the start, basically.
MEET THE GROMLINS
Kanye West for real tho
It's oddly true
Kanye West I LOVE TO TWERK!
Kanye West I
it’s effie, it’s effie, it’s effie, it’s effie, it’s effie, it’s effie, It’s Effie,
YEAH THATS RIGHT IM CALLING YOU OUT BITCH.
I have that same Sailor Moon blanket... now I'm going to be thinking "It's Effie!" anytime I look at it. >_>
But also, it's Sophie.
10:12 if you're here from Helltaker Shorts by VoidEXE, the hashtag balls one is 10:12.
Edit- I just saw that I put the timestamp at the beginning and end of the post and I'm NOT FUCKING CHANGING IT!
"I've just never seen a goofy movie"
"GUESS WHAT WE'RE WATCHING RIGHT NOW"
*inserts disk into xbox*
I'm pretty sure you can watch movies on Xbox. I may be wrong, though...
@@angeltheaxo you are right
You can watch films on an xbox
Yes, that is what happened in the video. Why are you pointing this out?
You realise game consoles can play DVDs right?
The "a really evil guy but a really good dad" is mah favorite. Also, your work is excellent.
1:39
The vine with Snow Halation resonated with me on a spiritual level.
AH HAH! ME TOO!
"Ahaha yeah"
The "nailed it" part at 8:22 just gets me everytime XD
Yeah, but instead it's Aozora Jumping Heart.
9:47 "...but I bought it specifically for you..."
"I DON'T CARE, BITCH!!!"
This is my life at present with my two kittens...
6:40 god I love paper mario, that song is like perfection
I love morally gray cheddar.
Dimitri Pia same
ProZD is so badass he posts his own Vine Compilations. Seriously dude keep up the badass videos. You could upload a video of you just reading the newspaper or something and I'd instantly watch and like it.
3:09 "Now you might have thought that we're two different people talking, but it's me again. Movie Magic."
5:40. I was hoping he would go “Sharingan!”
7:45 Shovel Knight is the perfect game for that skit, God, sometimes it enraged me, but God is the music amazing
Hollow Knight too
Btw what's the song that's played on the actual skit???
@@h.a.h9420 High Above the Land (the Airship theme in the main campaign)
@@Milk_Toast and omori
4:13 'A trainer that can't remember any of his Pokemon's names' makes me cry every time xD
The options A and B for the “when the video game option is more aggressive than you think” are great. And no I’m not going to leave a timestamp because I’m an asshole.
*I, King Dragon, will strike you down* [Dennis]
"Haha, that's me!"
8:18 How to kill The Voice Inside Your Head
Nicolas Vignolo I don't know why but that reminded me of Migraine by Twenty øne piløts
good high quality comment
Why hasn't anime been purged?!
i has hoping to see a siivagunner fan commenting about that one
Nicolas Vignolo
Kys
2:05 is he using a PSP to talk on the phone?
Edit: 4:08 omg I'm dying I'm so sorry for fueling the meme I just found your channel like a week ago
Hey spam the last Time spot it sounds interesting
You got me detective... Look's like I'm going to lier's jail.
Great now he's going to liars jail
"You'll never save prince horace, you'll never fucking save prince Horace!" Reminds me of dance water dance
4:26 PLEASE THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS LIKE 9 OR SOMETHING AND I NAMED MY POKÈMON LESBIAN 😭
"looks like i'm going to Liar's Jail."
Big ups to you, Sungwon, for giving us the official vine comp. Much rather give you money instead of those reuploaders.
2:05 that's Dr. Doofenshmertz
yes
Or gru from despicable me
7:07
Assassin's creed in a nutshell
5:37 Just realised that King Dragon(maybe?) has a son that doesn't want any part in this.
King Dragon and Dragon King are two different people. One is a ruthless kidnapper of Prince Horace, who can only be saved by Dennis.
And the other one is the king of the dragons! XD
King dragons name is dragon and the dragon king is the king of dragons.
10:54 DID SOMEBODY SAY EGG-CELLENT?!
SPEAKING OF EGGS
"Can you find my secret egg?"
@@Liuhuayue he found the secret egg
4:19 I like naming him *Mistake. Because that’s what he was.*
10:06 funnily enough, my cat loves playing fetch. Once he figured out that if he keeps bringing me the rattle mouse I'll keep throwing it, he started doing it constantly. He's even figured out that he has to let go of the toy before I can throw it again, so better than most dogs.
1:22 this is most people i know and what usually happens is me yelling at the other person because they think tomato sauce is spicy
I really appreciate that you did this, I love watching vines but hate comps because usually the creators get no credit let alone revenue from the venues.
“morally gray cheddar”
my favorite
7:45 tinker knight be be doin it to us all
Do u know what's the song played on the skit?
ProZD stands for proffesional zebra duck
Obviously
Seems legit.
10:12 i couldn't breathe for at least 5 minutes your content is dangerous
#balls
Raquel Wood i
Had a pretty good lunch today!
You'd be dead.
I was eating chips when I started laughing and almost choked to death jfc
5:47 food: * reads title * "oh, really? Thanks dude"
(it's because FAVOURITE)
3:40 the best rich impression I've seen 😂
7:33 Oblivion **Cough**
I'm happy this was fixed is Skyrim.
Also 9:34
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon
*Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. All stolen goods are now forfeit.*
@@toastymarshmallow5372 *I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO PRISON!*
The freaking tic tac toe anime is legit.
rewatching this and recognising spear of justice at the end,, my growth as a person
Gotta appreciate how well the first 2 go together
hello internet,
my name is [dennis]
*W H E E Z E*
Ostrich YEsss
hehe that’s me..!
You'll never save prince Horace
Zemi Damebris YOU'LL never fucking save prince Horace
I read this comment and then right after I saw the vine
Dennis.
7:45 10 year old me losing to Colress 50 times will playing Pokémon black 2
Do u know what the name of the song played on the skit???
"RPG Boss who gets mad when the player skips their dialogue" is literally just The Stanley Parable