Let's Try 11 DIFFERENT HOT POCKETS IN SELF-QUARANTINE

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @2fonebabyT
    @2fonebabyT 4 года назад +7981

    ProZD: *insults the hot pocket in every way possible*
    Also ProZD: "Overall, not bad"

    • @timpaull9340
      @timpaull9340 4 года назад +231

      He's like IGN with games

    • @SignalRaptor_
      @SignalRaptor_ 4 года назад +267

      9/10. Really makes you feel like a hot pocket. Has a little something for everyone

    • @karthik4405
      @karthik4405 4 года назад +43

      Watch the lunchables one

    • @bird_w
      @bird_w 4 года назад +8

      did you eat your cereal

    • @Water-vd7ou
      @Water-vd7ou 4 года назад +52

      He is probably judging them based on the other hot pockets. Still, he seems to be a game reviwer turned food critic.

  • @StoutCorvus
    @StoutCorvus 4 года назад +5755

    "Some bites are better than others." Official unofficial Hot Pocket slogan.

  • @MakeVarahHappen
    @MakeVarahHappen 4 года назад +10072

    While everyone here in quarantine is making increasingly poor decisions, SungWon is finally realizing he can take a break in between servings for these vids.

    • @poncan17
      @poncan17 4 года назад +37

      @@gillbates6902 stop promoting yourself hahaha

    • @cooleddie1438
      @cooleddie1438 4 года назад +27

      @@poncan17 yea that person needs to eat some ass and only after eating that ass will someone subscribe to his channel

    • @MyBrofist
      @MyBrofist 4 года назад +2

      @@gillbates6902 Hey man I subbed to you, idm what you do with me.

    • @cemkara8408
      @cemkara8408 4 года назад +55

      "Making increasingly bad decisions" dude.He is eating hot pockets. Thats not a good decision

    • @MakeVarahHappen
      @MakeVarahHappen 4 года назад +105

      @@cemkara8408 Yes but that's just normal ProZD, and now he knows he doesn't need to do it all at once.

  • @MrGGdude2
    @MrGGdude2 3 года назад +2949

    I love how he basically has no consistent grading and ranking system

    • @tylerjacobs9512
      @tylerjacobs9512 3 года назад +159

      Its a video about a guy eating freaking hot pockets

    • @shirleyfan1357
      @shirleyfan1357 3 года назад +316

      @@tylerjacobs9512 it's hot pockets, it's important

    • @vamp5136
      @vamp5136 3 года назад +15

      RUclips og

    • @pastel7324
      @pastel7324 3 года назад +73

      Because his palette has been trained and put to use for thousands of years to the point he doesn’t need a ranking system it’s muscle memory.

    • @tripsitting
      @tripsitting 3 года назад +44

      @@johnnysanchezx17sanchez28 stfu

  • @TenBillionAnts
    @TenBillionAnts 4 года назад +13367

    Sung Won: *walking down the aisle*
    Walmart cashier: oh god he's back.

    • @emmyeaster4839
      @emmyeaster4839 4 года назад +198

      aisle

    • @TenBillionAnts
      @TenBillionAnts 4 года назад +252

      @Emmy Easter thank you

    • @Y0G0FU
      @Y0G0FU 4 года назад +31

      Oh god :D

    • @rensawyer5623
      @rensawyer5623 4 года назад +247

      Thought this was about a wedding at first

    • @abaddonarts1129
      @abaddonarts1129 4 года назад +300

      *Whispering*: "You'd better give me those goddamn hot pockets or I'm gonna breathe on you. You make $8.26 an hour, you can't afford to be breathed on. So let me take more than the limit of two delicious pretzel bread hot pockets or so help me I WILL breathe on you."

  • @Josh_ua
    @Josh_ua 4 года назад +2419

    Im glad you clarified it wasnt going to be in one sitting, that may be considered self harm.

    • @gennik7966
      @gennik7966 4 года назад +30

      Here before someone comments "calrified"

    • @aram006
      @aram006 4 года назад +13

      Hey i finaly found you
      I need 6 more

    • @cozy7765
      @cozy7765 4 года назад +1

      Aram 00 You my friend.... are incredible

    • @gillbates6902
      @gillbates6902 4 года назад

      ReveN I subscribed to you so can you subscribe to me

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 4 года назад +3

      clarified*

  • @louisboulton
    @louisboulton 4 года назад +593

    I’d love to see him explain that 27 pringles 30 types of Oreos 289 lunchables 23,678 lays and a crate of hot pockets are a business expense to his accountant

  • @jacobcottom265
    @jacobcottom265 3 года назад +709

    Sung Won: I'm going to rank some hot pockets
    Everyone: Will you use a 1-10 scale
    Sung Won: *Laughs in 6-8 scale*

    • @HugonautilusX
      @HugonautilusX 3 года назад +32

      Is 4.8 on the 6-8 scale...?

    • @genuineinterest
      @genuineinterest 3 года назад +63

      @@HugonautilusX thats how you know it was bad. Like an F and a 'see me after class'.

    • @PlanetTelex00
      @PlanetTelex00 3 года назад +18

      @@HugonautilusX That would be the equivalent of a -6

    • @kawaii_kraken
      @kawaii_kraken 3 года назад +37

      @@PlanetTelex00 I remember getting a 0 in a polish school with a 1-5 scale, parents weren't impressed

    • @burningpottedplants1500
      @burningpottedplants1500 3 года назад +8

      @@kawaii_kraken p a I n

  • @freshmintss
    @freshmintss 4 года назад +5070

    This one tastes like an embalmed rat from the 15th century
    Solid 7/10.

    • @Obsidianryujin
      @Obsidianryujin 4 года назад +24

      Would like but it's at 69 so I can't XD

    • @funeral_moshpit
      @funeral_moshpit 4 года назад +135

      Obs Gaming yes you can, nobody cares about it

    • @bluelobstering
      @bluelobstering 4 года назад +12

      Would like but it's 569 so I can't XD

    • @mayhemical
      @mayhemical 4 года назад +1

      Zhime i do

    • @Christian-rn1ur
      @Christian-rn1ur 4 года назад +14

      Would like but it's at 1069 so i can't ecksdee

  • @jamesorsomething303
    @jamesorsomething303 4 года назад +2667

    For some strange reason I think that he does not like the crust.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +2128

    Alternate title: *I accidentally burn my tongue 11 times*

    • @seed5750
      @seed5750 4 года назад +25

      Hey it's you again

    • @ScoobySnax.
      @ScoobySnax. 4 года назад +10

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache I’ve seen you on another video and then I realized I’ve seen your vid

    • @RSK_
      @RSK_ 4 года назад +1

      Oh hey

    • @bradenwelch3261
      @bradenwelch3261 4 года назад +3

      It's you again

    • @Leukocoggins
      @Leukocoggins 4 года назад +2

      Hello again!

  • @jnerdsblog
    @jnerdsblog 4 года назад +1186

    Learning how to properly microwave a hot pocket could be considered an art, but there's one tip that never failed me: watch it, and as soon as cheese starts leaking, it's done.

    • @pixled2032
      @pixled2032 3 года назад +29

      Just put it in for 2:30 minutes

    • @JonathanHernandez-uh5ho
      @JonathanHernandez-uh5ho 3 года назад +208

      One minute flip another minute flip then cut in half then go for another 20 seconds you’re welcome

    • @link_3018
      @link_3018 3 года назад +273

      @@JonathanHernandez-uh5ho Dude is a hot pocket connoisseur

    • @MetaGiga
      @MetaGiga 3 года назад +44

      This thread really be helping each other out with hot pocket cooking

    • @oliverwagunaere1697
      @oliverwagunaere1697 3 года назад +3

      @@pixled2032 ma man!!!! 👍👍👍

  • @thequeenn00b
    @thequeenn00b 4 года назад +2101

    "Tastes like salty death. That being said, not bad." - Sung Won 2020

    • @LouSipher
      @LouSipher 4 года назад +1

      Can you link me the video where he said that?

    • @misutasa
      @misutasa 4 года назад +13

      @@LouSipher it's on the first hotpocket around 1:50 onwards

    • @martinfrausto7941
      @martinfrausto7941 4 года назад

      Sung Won 🤣

    • @Lem0nwtf
      @Lem0nwtf 4 года назад +22

      @@martinfrausto7941 that's actually his name

    • @hammskie05
      @hammskie05 4 года назад +2

      @@Lem0nwtf Oh I didn't know that

  • @dannydevito1747
    @dannydevito1747 4 года назад +5886

    I just broke up with my girlfriend and I have to say watching a grown Asian man eat and rate hot pockets as been a great coping mechanism

  • @kevinr966
    @kevinr966 4 года назад +955

    I love the title because this is going to be historically attached to the pandemic forever.

    • @ryancarter2959
      @ryancarter2959 4 года назад +32

      Kevin Ruiz this video had better be referenced in a text book some day or what even is the point

    • @TheLampeKing
      @TheLampeKing 4 года назад +12

      Well of course, for the rest of human time, because we will GO EXTINCT AND ALL LAMPS WILL RISE

    • @BlissBee
      @BlissBee 2 года назад

      ironically the less strict restrictions have gotten the more depressed im becoming and it makes no fucking sense

    • @LidlRaccoon
      @LidlRaccoon 2 года назад +1

      @@BlissBee that's called depression

  • @xerozoo
    @xerozoo 3 года назад +973

    Let's Try 265 DIFFERENT CAMPBELL'S SOUPS IN SELF-QUARANTINE

    • @ilalighieri
      @ilalighieri 3 года назад +24

      one for each day 💀

    • @DarianTrinity
      @DarianTrinity 3 года назад +2

      Nice Mii

    • @cloby
      @cloby 3 года назад +7

      @@ilalighieri try adding an extra 100

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 3 года назад +4

      I know this is old but, isn't it weird a lot of countries have no concept of canned soup when we have 100s of different canned soups?

    • @hzd-
      @hzd- 3 года назад +3

      @@pineappleparty1624 i live in brazil and i particularly never saw canned soup at any market

  • @prozslayer8732
    @prozslayer8732 4 года назад +491

    "This tastes like heart burn"
    *I felt that*

  • @xxchris
    @xxchris 4 года назад +570

    Never thought I would hear the word “bombastic” used to describe a hot pocket

    • @thamyris8953
      @thamyris8953 4 года назад +15

      xxchris well if it has lots of *cheese*

    • @noalsono393
      @noalsono393 4 года назад +15

      @@thamyris8953 *mista boombastic noises*

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 4 года назад +2

      the bbq one was bombastic, and that is probably my favorite variety of Hot Pocket

    • @chellochamber7839
      @chellochamber7839 4 года назад

      BIGGIE CHEESE INTENSIFIES

  • @frootloopsman5695
    @frootloopsman5695 4 года назад +3348

    “sometimes your in a mood for a shitty pizza” is the most relatable sentence i’ve ever heard

  • @DisastrousCake
    @DisastrousCake 3 года назад +433

    My theory is that he's eating these all in one day, but he just changes his shirt to fool us into thinking he's not eating copious amounts of hot pockets in one day.

    • @hextier437
      @hextier437 3 года назад +18

      Amazing he hasn't died if that's what he actually does

    • @TheContentRaterYT
      @TheContentRaterYT 3 года назад +17

      @@hextier437 which exactly disproves this theory

  • @maximutatro3176
    @maximutatro3176 4 года назад +411

    i love that break in character when he drops the hot pocket. that harsh difference in calm but defeated food reviewer vs “Fuck!” is perfect

    • @lyiam4154
      @lyiam4154 4 года назад +12

      I love that about him in general haha

    • @jarethphipps
      @jarethphipps 4 года назад +4

      Yeah it had me cracking up

    • @huggablebears
      @huggablebears 4 года назад +15

      9:58 *impeccable.*

  • @ThatGuyNamedJoe
    @ThatGuyNamedJoe 4 года назад +1170

    "it tastes like heartburn"
    Ive never heard a more accurate description for hotpockets

    • @1sleezyraw
      @1sleezyraw 4 года назад +6

      ARTEM DORDZHIEV ouch...

    • @BLAZEVENTURA904
      @BLAZEVENTURA904 4 года назад +5

      Especially for the pepperoni ones

    • @ethandominic8070
      @ethandominic8070 4 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @lucascocks
      @lucascocks 4 года назад +6

      Rumman47 chill man you don’t gotta do that you can just not like the joke

    • @mikelitt5838
      @mikelitt5838 4 года назад +2

      Hmm... I am a food scientists at the North American East Food Industry and Agriculture of Now York City (NEAFIANYC for short) and I would like to know, for your well being and the people that strongly agree with your statement, what a heartburn “tastes like.” If anyone is confused, I’m proposing the idea that what this food reviewer said, to my knowledge, has sparked my interest and I have very big plans for the future with the plan. But before I will execute the foundation, I will need as much information as humanly possible. Any outside information not relating to this topic is strictly prohibited and you will be sternly frowned down upon in our community. Vice versa, any information regarding this incident will be happily ken as useful insight! In a metaphorical sense, there is no possible way that you or SungWon (The hot pocket reviewer’s presumed name) could have experienced or remotely have contact with a heartburn whilst using your 4th sense (taste). This may sound like I’m being way too over dramatic but food is a 12.2 trillion dollar industry and I want to get in close proximity and contact you about your well being. If you please, I would need your I.D card, home/work number, and personal files. Please contact me as soon as you can. JeremyFitzgeraldNEAFIANYC@gmail.com. Furthermore, if you, or anyone reading this, has any questions about this particular matter, please contact me with my home email and I will respond as quick as I can. JeremyFitzgerald@yahoo.com. I will need all the specifics about how a heartburn tastes like, as it could be a new genre of food! Please don’t get my work and home emails mixed up! It might cause some trouble in the long run of this.
      Thank you for your time
      Jeremy Fitzgerald.
      This comment was edited because I had some grammar and it would look very unprofessional if I left a lot of errors in the paragraph.

  • @danmalone7649
    @danmalone7649 4 года назад +2163

    "Ugh, I think three Hot Pockets in one sitting is about as much as I can handle. I am soooooo full. We'll see what tomorrow has in store."
    [pauses camera recording, gets up and changes shirt and wets hair, sits back down, resumes recording]
    "OK, it's a new day, that means new Pockets."

  • @rrrllll1134
    @rrrllll1134 3 года назад +257

    Never imagined watching a man ranting a bunch of hot pockets would be so soothing and relaxing. I just had quite a stressful day, and watching your videos really helps while I'm unwinding.

  • @SahnigReingeloetet
    @SahnigReingeloetet 4 года назад +2257

    Your voice sounds like a delicious green tea sweetened with just enough honey on a cold and snowy evening while sitting outside in a thick and warm blanket tastes.

    • @ellardclost5039
      @ellardclost5039 4 года назад +182

      Complement master rank S

    • @enriquesol
      @enriquesol 4 года назад +125

      Imma use this on a girl

    • @serlistogiette4168
      @serlistogiette4168 4 года назад +63

      I ate drinking no tea with a thick blanket taste

    • @SahnigReingeloetet
      @SahnigReingeloetet 4 года назад +56

      Ser Listogiette I’m literally both having a stroke having read this and rolling on the floor with laughter

    • @serlistogiette4168
      @serlistogiette4168 4 года назад +21

      @@SahnigReingeloetet I barely could type it with coherent spelling, it's just one of those days ya know lmao

  • @zanman3552
    @zanman3552 4 года назад +5509

    Fun fact: I watched this during online class and accidentally left my mic on

    • @ubentu
      @ubentu 4 года назад +599

      Pro gamer move

    • @zanman3552
      @zanman3552 4 года назад +193

      Nicholas K Girard yes it was

    • @jackrabbit9272
      @jackrabbit9272 4 года назад +404

      Well did they enjoy it

    • @alphobia8916
      @alphobia8916 4 года назад +170

      Fs in the chat

    • @j0nke314
      @j0nke314 4 года назад +62

      Nice

  • @george9371
    @george9371 4 года назад +1226

    “Sometimes you’re in the mood for shitty pizza”
    -Sung Won 2020

    • @ravenshrike
      @ravenshrike 4 года назад +32

      Or if you're a New Yorker, you're always in the mood for shitty pizza.

    • @hotdog2130
      @hotdog2130 4 года назад +3

      @@ravenshrike Maybe it should be a proverb

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 года назад +18

      @@ravenshrike How dare you. All pizza pales in comparison to NY pizza. And I've never even been to NY

    • @TheDancerMacabre
      @TheDancerMacabre 4 года назад +10

      I'm the "shitty pizza" for dating

    • @LucentFunkeIn
      @LucentFunkeIn 4 года назад

      *Insert My heart My Soul Meme*

  • @Wolfgang_von_Caelid
    @Wolfgang_von_Caelid 3 года назад +490

    I used to eat hot pockets occasionally for "dinner" when I worked at a walgreens like 7+ years ago, and I SWEAR they had more filling back then, those hot pockets you're eating look so fucking thin.

    • @lindsaystephens6692
      @lindsaystephens6692 3 года назад +40

      I remember eating them all the time as a kid but now it’s just bland and terrible

    • @santaisreal
      @santaisreal 3 года назад +57

      Yea I eat hot pockets every day and they're great with so much filling, idk where hes getting his hot pockets lmao

    • @MyEnemy
      @MyEnemy 3 года назад +63

      He may have overcooked them.

    • @MikehMike01
      @MikehMike01 3 года назад +50

      He overcooked them so much that all the filling and moisture leaked out

    • @jerrisgilbert5256
      @jerrisgilbert5256 3 года назад +32

      Yeah he absolutely nuked them. They’re trash-tier food, but they’re not as bad as /this/

  • @runningoncylinders3829
    @runningoncylinders3829 4 года назад +912

    Would you consider Pop Tarts?
    They have some crazy flavors now: Cinna Roll, Apple, Milkshake, Pretzel, Cupcake, and horrifyingly Unfrosted.

    • @ceruleannejaybirdian8825
      @ceruleannejaybirdian8825 4 года назад +37

      I love the unfrosted kind Bc the frosting is too much for me surprisingly :(

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 4 года назад +22

      @@ceruleannejaybirdian8825 I'll give you that. I was hamming my post up a bit for humor. Frosting also doesn't heat amazingly compared to the rest giving a kinda candy taste, only really benefits the chocolate fudge one to me. I'd enjoy a cherry/straw/brncinnamon all the same with or without frosting, and that's just an opinion.

    • @ceruleannejaybirdian8825
      @ceruleannejaybirdian8825 4 года назад +15

      Runningon Cylinders toaster strudel gang 😂🤣 🖕🖕🖕jk I respect your opinion

    • @tinseltina
      @tinseltina 4 года назад +8

      blue raspberry is such a weird flavor. it tastes JUST like the candy but the textures are just....yeeugh

    • @xavparry
      @xavparry 4 года назад +3

      Brown sugar cinnamon is the best

  • @Gravikaa
    @Gravikaa 4 года назад +399

    "- the pretzel one from a... earlier"
    Glad to see time has lost meaning for other people too

  • @wildfirefox1
    @wildfirefox1 4 года назад +1467

    Alternate title: Sungwon somehow manages to overheat hotpockets to the point that they lose all their moisture

    • @awolgamming7793
      @awolgamming7793 4 года назад +38

      Yep

    • @rambro654m8
      @rambro654m8 4 года назад +91

      He's like wow these are soo bad I just don't understand how he overcooked them all.

    • @echofrost7960
      @echofrost7960 4 года назад +77

      Thank God I'm not the only one who noticed, like you can tell when he shows inside that he not only over cooked it but likely also let it cool for a minute.

    • @johnnycranknose4098
      @johnnycranknose4098 4 года назад +10

      That’s what I was thinking! Like, the crust isn’t that hard bro.

    • @markercrayon457
      @markercrayon457 4 года назад +26

      Rambro654 M some people have really hot microwaves

  • @hippzip14
    @hippzip14 3 года назад +184

    He confirmed my Lean Pocket superiority, and AMAZINGLY, Nestle discontinued the Lean Pocket brand. Shoutout to those bastards.

    • @caty0000
      @caty0000 3 года назад +15

      they did??? no wonder I haven't been able to find them! Dammit

    • @shitocodone8940
      @shitocodone8940 3 года назад +36

      Thats the second worst thing nestle has done … apart from all that stuff in africa

    • @bboops23
      @bboops23 2 года назад +9

      I was wondering why I couldn't find lean pockets anymore. They had this amazing ham and cheese with Pretzel crust

    • @wiiztec
      @wiiztec 2 года назад +1

      I used to eat only lean pockets and once tried an equivalent hot pocket and thought it tasted like the lean pocket but with a stick of butter melted in

  • @Arcan3W1zard
    @Arcan3W1zard 4 года назад +292

    Him: it’s too dry/bland
    Me: a hot pocket is a hot pocket

    • @OhSoTiredMan
      @OhSoTiredMan 4 года назад +6

      I can fit a hot pocket in my pocket. Can confirm it's very hot in my pocket

    • @thaddeusluong7157
      @thaddeusluong7157 4 года назад

      He kind burnt it lmao 😂 I

  • @ERFMXVCC
    @ERFMXVCC 4 года назад +723

    In summary: The plaster-desert-dry crust sucks, pepperoni sucks, the ends are inedible, a lot of cheese was oozed, and never eat hot pockets for dinner

  • @synonymtoast716
    @synonymtoast716 4 года назад +340

    In summary:
    Avoid regular hot pockets
    Buy Lean Pockets
    Always buy the Pretzel Bread

    • @amirpalamar7133
      @amirpalamar7133 4 года назад +20

      Kadia I kinda like the thick horrible garlic crust though :(

    • @amertvyy
      @amertvyy 4 года назад +8

      Amir Palamar I feel like the dry crust at the ends is the worst things about it, but in the main pocket it’s delightful 👌🏻

    • @amirpalamar7133
      @amirpalamar7133 4 года назад +1

      Andrey I always go for a bite in the middle with the dry end so it gets some sauce bc the middle has too much otherwise

    • @dragonkingf3
      @dragonkingf3 4 года назад +5

      @@amirpalamar7133 if you actually bake them, they get 10x better because the ends cook slower as the middle heats up. just takes a lot longer.

    • @Outwardpd
      @Outwardpd 4 года назад +5

      Also:
      Learn how to use a microwave properly
      The fact he managed to ruin the croissant crust on the ham and cheddar should be a national crime

  • @dungeontortoise2432
    @dungeontortoise2432 3 года назад +164

    These videos are incredibly rewatchable.

    • @GoodBoy-fo9dd
      @GoodBoy-fo9dd 3 года назад +10

      good to know I'm not the only one, these videos are the most relaxing thing imaginable

    • @ColinNasty
      @ColinNasty 3 года назад +1

      @@GoodBoy-fo9dd i recommend the spitballers podcast if u want relaxation and happy feelings but yes I totally agree

  • @matthijscalje4143
    @matthijscalje4143 4 года назад +268

    "I cant remember what flavors I picked I just grabbed as many as I could find."
    SungWon at the grocery store with a cart full of hot pockets: this is important I swear

    • @thoughtsofaleo2916
      @thoughtsofaleo2916 4 года назад +8

      Anne Marie, seeing the boxes of hot pockets in the freezer: Uh....you good, honey?

  • @jasperdong773
    @jasperdong773 4 года назад +668

    it’s not healthy, but who cares when you’re crying over your tests at 3 am

    • @aubreypressley1450
      @aubreypressley1450 4 года назад +11

      I understand this feeling.

    • @faceless2302
      @faceless2302 4 года назад +15

      *cries in general chemistry for engineers*

    • @eddiemurphy4851
      @eddiemurphy4851 4 года назад +11

      F̡ac͜e͡l̨e̶ss͟ oh god I feel your pain my brother

    • @DCGMatthew1
      @DCGMatthew1 4 года назад +6

      Hahaha, imagine going to school.

    • @Liam-jy7yi
      @Liam-jy7yi 4 года назад +4

      @@DCGMatthew1 that's bullying. Don't be mean. As the poster on my school says, if you see bullying. Tell them to stop. So, you. Stop.

  • @noarsy7716
    @noarsy7716 4 года назад +483

    As soon as i saw this was uploaded i stuck my pizza flavored garlic crust hot pocket in the microwave so i could eat along with the video for full immersion.

    • @gabhr1
      @gabhr1 4 года назад +15

      How was your hot pocket? Did you enjoy it?

    • @akselikarkkainen5348
      @akselikarkkainen5348 4 года назад +63

      @@gabhr1 My man died eating hot pocket he never replied to you:/

    • @gabhr1
      @gabhr1 4 года назад +11

      @@akselikarkkainen5348 sad times

    • @akselikarkkainen5348
      @akselikarkkainen5348 4 года назад +7

      @@gabhr1 Truly

    • @Nathan_7978
      @Nathan_7978 4 года назад +5

      @@akselikarkkainen5348 f

  • @smokeyalpaca1910
    @smokeyalpaca1910 3 года назад +176

    They used to actually have good, flakey croissant crusts that had weird pointed ends. World's better then the current crust

    • @aardvarkpepper7660
      @aardvarkpepper7660 3 года назад +7

      True, I remember those!

    • @ZeroSuitSarah
      @ZeroSuitSarah 3 года назад +2

      I'm so sad they weren't around for him to try!!!! Those were my FAVORITE! absolutely out of this world delicious.

    • @yamanmustafa7574
      @yamanmustafa7574 3 года назад +3

      *than

    • @smokeyalpaca1910
      @smokeyalpaca1910 3 года назад +2

      @@yamanmustafa7574 get a life

    • @yamanmustafa7574
      @yamanmustafa7574 3 года назад +6

      @@smokeyalpaca1910 sorry for possessing basic literacy.

  • @travisjohnson5848
    @travisjohnson5848 4 года назад +630

    Its 12:48am. I have to get up to go and work at a hospital in a few hours. Sad. Depressed at the state of the world, just getting ready to see people struggling to breathe again. Cant sleep, probably wont sleep again...and this video randomly popped up and fir some reason I'm watching a nice guy review Hot Pockets and I'm smiling, and I mean genuinely smiling, for the first time this week. Thank you for sir, for making this video and for being a friendly face in this trying time. You have a new subscriber and imo meatball is the best Hot Pocket. Peace.

    • @suizilla
      @suizilla 4 года назад +40

      hi from a random stranger, i just want to say i appreciate you.❣️

    • @coolbean259
      @coolbean259 4 года назад +26

      Thank you for your service during this hard time! God bless you and your loved ones, stay strong, you can do it, 1 day you will see that you helped in ending the pandemic, agin god bless you.love from Atlanta,ga

    • @uuurettererreeeer
      @uuurettererreeeer 4 года назад +10

      Godspeed with the CoronaVirus my friend
      😇

    • @Lord-of-Lactose
      @Lord-of-Lactose 4 года назад +2

      Thank you, you are amazing.

    • @honeyhoney6920
      @honeyhoney6920 4 года назад +1

      Appreciate your service. The best of luck

  • @keystrix3704
    @keystrix3704 4 года назад +1153

    I had no idea there'd be so many professional Hotpocket chefs in the comments section....

    • @Cam_alot
      @Cam_alot 4 года назад +56

      Ofc if your lucky you might even find Gordon Ramsey

    • @ShudowWolf
      @ShudowWolf 4 года назад +41

      I mean
      Most of these people have likely been broke-ass college students at one point, or kids who really want unhealthy food that's delicious.
      It's inevitable.

    • @SleepyCinnamon
      @SleepyCinnamon 4 года назад +4

      DreadTadpole516 First you should work on spelling hot pocket correctly.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 года назад +8

      Doesn't matter what kind you get. If you overcook it, it's shit.

    • @crystalwhisp
      @crystalwhisp 3 года назад +2

      @Dread "Hot poket" 🤣

  • @salvadorsenpai97
    @salvadorsenpai97 4 года назад +319

    Man dies from getting lost in the sauce

    • @matthewn.8569
      @matthewn.8569 4 года назад +7

      i don't like where this is going

    • @Dracophile7
      @Dracophile7 4 года назад +1

      Maybe he'll do something else with sauce, then it's the Return to the Sauce.

    • @WolfeBjørn
      @WolfeBjørn 4 года назад

      There wasn't enough sauce in the hot pockets to get lost it

  • @britneyrose4474
    @britneyrose4474 3 года назад +62

    I just want to thank you for creating this so that I may binge this at 3 am when I should be sleeping but instead am eating a bag of pepperonis

  • @veronicasmemories
    @veronicasmemories 4 года назад +1233

    I feel like I'm hurting him by just watching this whole series back to back.

    • @GeekZone210
      @GeekZone210 3 года назад +3

      How?

    • @itzejgames2.o321
      @itzejgames2.o321 3 года назад +37

      @@GeekZone210 heart burn

    • @AdmCornFlake
      @AdmCornFlake Год назад +10

      @@GeekZone210 If these videos are the ones that get the most views and people binge watch, then it can be an incentive for the RUclipsr to create similar content. Basically, I can see why watching only these videos or watching them back-to-back could make you feel like you're condoning the behavior or pushing him to do more similar videos, ultimately influencing him to eat large amounts of things that aren't healthy. The infamous nick avocado effect.

    • @GeekZone210
      @GeekZone210 Год назад +1

      @@AdmCornFlake Oh.

    • @YusS12-i5v
      @YusS12-i5v Год назад

      @@GeekZone210 oh.

  • @TweedleDeedleyDee
    @TweedleDeedleyDee 4 года назад +72

    I hate/love the fact that his normal tone of voice is so formal and stable even though his actual word choice is casual? It sounds like a movie trailer narrator is just constantly describing every thought he has. 10/10 it improves the experience of this review in every way

    • @ElliWoelfin
      @ElliWoelfin 4 года назад +15

      He speaks very deliberately yet says "My balls are tickled" to describe a Hot Pocket.

  • @reed9751
    @reed9751 4 года назад +107

    The filling: meh, basic. Could use more sauce.
    The crust: DRY. DRIER THAN MY ANCESTORS ASHES WHAT IS THIS DESERT HELL MY MOUTH IS ENDURING

  • @adandelionwish
    @adandelionwish 3 года назад +62

    My cheat for eating Hot Pocket:
    - To get over the bread-heavy ends problem, I take a couple of bites then scoop out a spoonful of filling....until I get to the last bite and eat it together.
    - If you have any string cheese, snack cheese, slice of cheese, put it on top of the hotpocket to microwave for the last 10 sec, or stuff it inside 20sec before it's done.
    Alternatively, you can just order actual pizza.

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 3 года назад +6

      The last one is the only advice to follow here.

    • @draxxthemsclounts2478
      @draxxthemsclounts2478 2 года назад

      Just cut it in half and eat it until you get to the end and throw the end away

  • @joshuaclemens1301
    @joshuaclemens1301 4 года назад +691

    Nothing like watching a man torture himself by eating molten sandpaper rolls for 22 minutes.

  • @S0RGEx
    @S0RGEx 4 года назад +803

    Ah yes another episode of "Weirdly deep-voiced Asian man gets increasingly cynical and disgusted eating junk food"

    • @euducationator
      @euducationator 4 года назад +37

      If he keeps doing this eventually he'll have to adopt a healthy diet.

    • @abs01utetr4sh7
      @abs01utetr4sh7 4 года назад +84

      @@euducationator Let's Try 11 DIFFERENT TYPES OF SALADS IN SELF-QUARANTINE

    • @e.moylan
      @e.moylan 4 года назад +5

      Ahh my favourite

    • @etaidade3983
      @etaidade3983 4 года назад +10

      He is a voice actor, how do you know he isnt just commited?

    • @sj_leee4995
      @sj_leee4995 4 года назад +1

      Sounds a lot like me

  • @neog8029
    @neog8029 4 года назад +199

    Me, someone who tolerates the crust of Hot Pockets: I see this as an absolute win.

    • @054lifephillyfan
      @054lifephillyfan 4 года назад +1

      I like the dryness tbh, but i also hit every single one with Franks so maybe that's why

    • @calebwirt2703
      @calebwirt2703 4 года назад +5

      I think he just got supremely unlucky. Whenever I have had pizza hot pockets, it always feels like too much sauce that I have to eat around to avoid squishing it out
      His comments on the dryness almost makes me think that he may have overcooked them (the box cooking times lie)

  • @ColorsOfLightX
    @ColorsOfLightX 3 года назад +23

    ProZD: "the pizza one without pepperoni is definitely better."
    Also ProZD: Ranks it lower than the one with pepperoni.

  • @MelodicOak
    @MelodicOak 4 года назад +1571

    Don't get me wrong, there's a lot wrong with Hot Pockets, but I've never seen Hot Pockets as dry as yours, and I used to eat a lot of them (and still eat them from time to time). I am fairly certain you are overcooking them, to the point where they are drying out.
    Edit: Upon viewing the last entry, YES, you definitely have overcooked them! They're not great, but much better when they are left with some moisture!

    • @oooohapenny4707
      @oooohapenny4707 4 года назад +95

      Well if he's anything like me, I want to guarantee the inside is nice and hot, but I guess I have to agree he may be overcooking them.

    • @Santeneal
      @Santeneal 4 года назад +63

      I've learned something cook them for 2 minutes 30 seconds still cold heat them for 30 more seconds boom perfect hot pockets

    • @mercedesgla6197
      @mercedesgla6197 4 года назад +42

      It would help if he put them in the sleeve properly

    • @MrBiggyfoot69
      @MrBiggyfoot69 4 года назад +18

      I put mine on a minute and thirty and just cause that time for our microwave is usually the most promising for our popcorn and shit. I'll have to check the Watts on it later.

    • @Nezethegreat
      @Nezethegreat 4 года назад +6

      Just 2 mins on what ever heat setting i cook them on then once their done cut them in half and eat from the open end

  • @yeahright5030
    @yeahright5030 4 года назад +340

    “My balls are tickled.”
    Had me crying at work.

  • @landonletterman831
    @landonletterman831 4 года назад +331

    Cook them in the oven.
    It's a whole different beast (first half of cooking upright, second half upside down so nothing runs out←this works in the microwave too)

    • @Onihikage
      @Onihikage 4 года назад +65

      Even microwaved it's not so bad as long as it isn't overcooked, like most of the ones SungWon bit into here. Not his fault, of course, the directions are always dogshit.

    • @joycehuang1519
      @joycehuang1519 4 года назад +4

      what temperature and time do you cook it at?? i want to try them in the oven now lol

    • @rbmore3
      @rbmore3 4 года назад +8

      Came here to say this, completely different animal out of the oven. Still not fine dining but way better.

    • @Jayden-wd1nc
      @Jayden-wd1nc 4 года назад +2

      Landon Letterman or using an air fryer. I go like 360 at 20min if I believe correctly. Haven’t had it in awhile but it smells great, nice crisp to the crust, and no leakage

    • @angrydalek
      @angrydalek 4 года назад

      Landon Letterman but who has time for the oven

  • @metaforth
    @metaforth 3 года назад +331

    I never realized hot pocket snobs exist and this comment section is full of them

    • @urielseptim910
      @urielseptim910 3 года назад +25

      Hot pocket snobs? If someone has the time and energy to defend and critique hot pockets, they probably can't afford the oxygen bill.

    • @flopus7
      @flopus7 3 года назад +24

      People talking about how to cook them and I've never considered anything beyond heat food, consume, sleep as the appropriate reaction to finding hot pockets in the freezer

    • @MikehMike01
      @MikehMike01 3 года назад +3

      this stupid fuck overcooked them and then complained they were dry

    • @jerrisgilbert5256
      @jerrisgilbert5256 3 года назад +5

      I mean, they print directions on the box, and clearly he didn’t follow them, because they’re absolutely annihilated. Like obviously the crust instead supposed to ALWAYS be dry, and surely the filling isn’t meant to ooze out like liquid magma. It would be like if in his pop tart video, he toasted all of them, but so much so that they were all burnt, and his review was “yeah these all suck, they’re all too dark and crunchy.”

    • @DrKirby-vw9wt
      @DrKirby-vw9wt 3 года назад +23

      @@jerrisgilbert5256 Im sorry bruh but if your getting this tight over hot pockets, then you probably get angry when someone moves something half a centimeter to the left.

  • @dat_bouy
    @dat_bouy 4 года назад +187

    *at the beginning* : "I f@cking hate hot pockets"
    *At the end* : "I could kill for a jalapeno chicken cheese pocket right now"

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 4 года назад +14

      Fastest character development.

  • @ssjwes
    @ssjwes 4 года назад +491

    Hot Pocket pro tip: Get the Philly cheese steak variety and heat for 30 seconds. Then cut a small slit above the end closer to the top(so nothing comes out) and slide a cheese stick(any type you prefer) into it and microwave it for a little over a minute or until you start to see it burst. Makes it 100 times better.

    • @maisymayhem
      @maisymayhem 4 года назад +50

      I dont know how you figured this out but thank you.

    • @Oheyson
      @Oheyson 4 года назад +20

      Someone get this man a Nobel Prize.

    • @joaopedrosambatti2474
      @joaopedrosambatti2474 4 года назад +50

      Ah yes, the college student with no money lunch

    • @blargcoster
      @blargcoster 4 года назад +29

      The philly cheese ones are already my fav and you just made me nut.

    • @justinyem4130
      @justinyem4130 4 года назад +5

      I like ur jib ill try

  • @lyiam4154
    @lyiam4154 4 года назад +146

    Alternative title for this video: 100 ways to humiliate the crust of a pizza snack
    Love this Video

  • @thatguymitch655
    @thatguymitch655 3 года назад +41

    When you’re buying all these do you do the classic “yes honey I’m getting food for all 6 of our kids”

  • @Mary-ih1hn
    @Mary-ih1hn 4 года назад +2739

    I need this man to try all the flavors of pop tarts he can get his hands on
    edit: of course my most liked youtube comment is about pop tarts.

    • @commanderschedules2046
      @commanderschedules2046 4 года назад +68

      mary lol Poptarts have the same problem as hot pockets. Their crust is complete ass, and the first and last bite are pure crumbs

    • @canadiangopnik7007
      @canadiangopnik7007 4 года назад +22

      Commander Schedules do you put your pop tarts in the toaster or no? Cuz after you toast them the crust is nice and soft, not so soft that they fall apart, but soft enough that it isn’t noticeable

    • @josieallen1020
      @josieallen1020 4 года назад +6

      try the smores frozen

    • @FL4SHK
      @FL4SHK 4 года назад +6

      @@commanderschedules2046 I've always liked the crust, but it's definitely not as good as the rest of the pop tart.

    • @eveescastle5866
      @eveescastle5866 4 года назад +8

      Worst one by far has to be the Brown Sugar one.
      It's so bland and just feels like eating a brick.

  • @fernandocrespocarreras1107
    @fernandocrespocarreras1107 4 года назад +173

    0:00-Introduction
    0:31-Wave 1 showcase
    1:05-Premium Pepperoni Pizza (With reduced fat mozzarella cheese in a crispy crust)
    2:51-Hickory Ham & Cheddar (With reduced fat cheddar cheese & sauce in a croissant crust)
    3:42-Wave 1 scores and Wave 2 showcase
    4:45-Italian Style Meatballs & Mozzarella (With reduced fat mozzarella cheese and sauce in a seasoned garlic buttery crust)
    6:33-White Meat Chicken Broccoli & Cheddar (Cheese with sauce in a crispy buttery crust)
    7:47-Wave 3 showcase
    8:33-Four Cheese Pizza (With parmesan, cheddar & reduced fat provolone & mozzarella cheeses in a garlic buttery crust)
    10:35-Drive Thru Menu Style Sliced Beef 'N Cheddar (Cheese wih savery sauce in a sesame seed bun crust)
    12:24-Wave 4 showcase
    13:04-High Protein Four Meat & Four Cheese Pizza (With pepperoni sausage Canadian style bacon hamburger & cheeses in a seasoned garlic buttery crust)
    14:13-High Protein Applewood Bacon Cheddar Cheese Melt (With tomatoes in pretzel bread)
    16:10-Wave 5 showcase
    17:00-Lean White Meat Chicken Jalapeño And Cheese (With reduced fat mozzarella red peppers & sauce in a baked pretzel bread)
    18:17-Lean Pepperoni Pizza (With low fat mozzarella parmesan and asiago & sauce in a baked garlic & herb seasoned crust)
    19:37-BBQ Recipe Beef (With sweet & tangy bbq sauce in a crispy buttery crust)
    21:08-Final thoughts

    • @smartie1098
      @smartie1098 4 года назад +8

      Fernando Crespo Carreras this was exactly what I needed thank you

    • @wooof.
      @wooof. 4 года назад +5

      How is this not the top comment

    • @ALEXGAYMAR2312
      @ALEXGAYMAR2312 4 года назад +5

      I misread "Slavery sauce" instead of savery

    • @tastyfresh9676
      @tastyfresh9676 4 года назад

      Fluffy the neko same thing, don’t worry

    • @tinseltina
      @tinseltina 4 года назад

      Thank you! i wanted to know what kinds of hot pockets exist...and i feel ripped off because i only ever see pepperoni and ham and cheese

  • @NychusX
    @NychusX 4 года назад +347

    Just putting this out there, 90% of microwavable food tastes better when you follow conventional oven instructions instead (if they have them)

    • @CaptHayfever
      @CaptHayfever 4 года назад +22

      Well, yeah. But people buy Hot Pockets because they're in a hurry.

    • @CaptHayfever
      @CaptHayfever 4 года назад +13

      @@Darkx1989: Preheat time.

    • @blargcoster
      @blargcoster 4 года назад +25

      I sometimes prefer the soggy texture of the nuclear oven.

    • @pepsicola4718
      @pepsicola4718 4 года назад +1

      @@blargcoster Me too. I also prefer food to be "warm" and not scalding.

    • @holymosey2556
      @holymosey2556 4 года назад +1

      Hot pockets got fucked up over time

  • @emmalinemay
    @emmalinemay 3 года назад +24

    This is my comfort youtube video. I've seen it like seven times.

  • @yourlasthaw6270
    @yourlasthaw6270 4 года назад +516

    Unpopular request: Rank ALL of the Little Debbies.

    • @davoodoh3137
      @davoodoh3137 4 года назад +16

      Vomits after two

    • @scientificbrony
      @scientificbrony 4 года назад +7

      Star crunch no 1 baybeee

    • @BoxCarRacer-notthebandsorry
      @BoxCarRacer-notthebandsorry 4 года назад +6

      That isn't an opinion, that's a request

    • @bananajuice9218
      @bananajuice9218 4 года назад +4

      Cosmic brownies da bomb

    • @kykipz
      @kykipz 4 года назад

      Mhm mhm that's school snacks ill never forget! I save a dollar to get 4 packs of cookies. The chocolate chips were my fav, but oatmeal, chocolate and donut sticks are also...the best...i wish i could get some now lol.

  • @Jtimshelboatner
    @Jtimshelboatner 4 года назад +40

    ProZD: This would be better without the pepperoni 6.5/10
    Also ProZD: See this one is better without the pepperoni 6.2/10

  • @queenoftherodeo6570
    @queenoftherodeo6570 4 года назад +327

    I’m blowing off math to watch a dude rate hot pockets like he’s the asian gordon ramsey.

    • @jmanuiop5771
      @jmanuiop5771 4 года назад +11

      Interesting, as I am doing the exact same thing. There is just something so surreal about watching someone east food while you know you have something important to do

    • @charleswilliam6234
      @charleswilliam6234 4 года назад +2

      Same here dude

    • @samleon6204
      @samleon6204 4 года назад +1

      How the hell are we doing the same stuff

    • @bratboy5979
      @bratboy5979 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @aadipie
      @aadipie 4 года назад

      @@bratboy5979 this is getting too deep

  • @kulgan96
    @kulgan96 4 года назад +26

    This made me think of Sweeney Todd worst pies in London “it’s nothing but crusting and tastes like pity”

  • @taylorhoffman6660
    @taylorhoffman6660 4 года назад +155

    “Another day.....another Hot-pocket”
    I felt that, that is a hell I’d never considered

    • @javerious24
      @javerious24 4 года назад

      your girlfriend looks attractive could i get my turn with her :)

    • @cadenflynn1587
      @cadenflynn1587 4 года назад +10

      javerious GBExOTF you’re more disgusting than the hot pocket crust...

    • @PsychoDiesel48
      @PsychoDiesel48 4 года назад +1

      used to have one of those almost every day when I worked at Shaw's supermarkets. Was an easy thing to heat up and eat during the abysmally short 15 minute breaks we were allowed to have.

  • @FlowUrbanFlow
    @FlowUrbanFlow 4 года назад +101

    Best series on RUclips. Something about the dryness of the human and eating all kinds of the same food cracks me up

  • @MHArcadia
    @MHArcadia 4 года назад +499

    "Sometimes you're in the mood for a shitty pizza" is how most pizza chains stay in business. Like yeah, this day is okay, but it'd be better with some middling-ass slices. Because even shitty pizza can turn a day around. Such is its power. We've all swung through Caesar's or grabbed a Totino's or some Hot Pockets because it's fairly quick, all the grease will fill you up, and the only trade-off is that you'll feel like death is waiting for you to blink so it can reap your immortal soul immediately after you finish. And in that way, shitty pizza shares a table with McDonald's breakfast items.

    • @pepsicola4718
      @pepsicola4718 4 года назад +30

      Totinos square party pizzas taste like concentrated mid-life crisis and depression.
      I love them.

    • @solitare4602
      @solitare4602 4 года назад +10

      Little Caesar's is the best fast food. It's the fastest to get, most filling, and it's pizza.

    • @whitegenome22
      @whitegenome22 4 года назад +2

      Ass slices? Lmaooo. Mcds breakfast hashbrowns are top tier tho

    • @dave1317
      @dave1317 4 года назад

      Word only time I will eat McDonalds is the breakfast.

    • @kyleat126
      @kyleat126 4 года назад +2

      Harry Potter Little Caesars isn’t even the best pizza chain let alone the best fast food. You buggin just bc they hot n ready

  • @Pleistoneax
    @Pleistoneax 3 года назад +11

    I love the fantasy of low-fat mozzarella. You know how people say "you can't fit square pegs in round holes"? That's low-fat mozzarella--the strange marriage of radical opposites

  • @KingLo
    @KingLo 4 года назад +473

    How to eat a hot pocket from a Gourmet hot pocket cook:
    step one: cook it in the oven not the microwave.
    step two: cut it in half and eat from the middle.

    • @toe_sucker_4165
      @toe_sucker_4165 4 года назад +27

      My God, you're a genius.

    • @lauraelizabeth541
      @lauraelizabeth541 4 года назад +26

      Gourmet 👌 bone appol teat

    • @DefinitiveDubs
      @DefinitiveDubs 4 года назад +105

      Cooking them in the oven takes forever. If I'm gonna eat a hot pocket, it's gonna be because I have the munchies and I need something in my belly right the fuck now.

    • @max4633
      @max4633 4 года назад +2

      👍👍

    • @Xoxobeauty10
      @Xoxobeauty10 4 года назад +10

      Definitive Dubs 2mins in the microwave 3-8 in the oven/air fryer

  • @startrout276
    @startrout276 4 года назад +161

    "Salty death" is actually the best name for dry hot pocket spots.

  • @tomgray-doctordoctorgame-2131
    @tomgray-doctordoctorgame-2131 4 года назад +43

    I just don't know what is so satisfying about hearing this dude talk to me about about hotpockets.I swear he could be doing an entire show : ''about hey what's up let's try 15 kind of pieces of paper'' and I would see it.

  • @Auesis
    @Auesis 2 года назад +9

    I love how he morphs in to an Italian when he spots mozzarella on the ingredient list.

  • @joshduncan9375
    @joshduncan9375 4 года назад +457

    Why does the crust look like plywood

    • @ProZD
      @ProZD  4 года назад +339

      cause it is

    • @canadiangopnik7007
      @canadiangopnik7007 4 года назад +21

      ProZD damn you do be spitting facts tho

    • @DarkSpartanFTW
      @DarkSpartanFTW 4 года назад +6

      Josh It’s a combination of drywall and brown paint.

    • @dimtgr
      @dimtgr 4 года назад +5

      It's basically plastered plywood with -100% moisture and 9% guaranteed you're gonna lose teeth.

    • @joshduncan9375
      @joshduncan9375 4 года назад

      @@ProZD fair point

  • @Avagantamos1
    @Avagantamos1 4 года назад +170

    I'd like to think he just changed his shirt and inserted a jump cut and actually ate all these in one sitting.

    • @olianims
      @olianims 4 года назад +2

      O god

    • @taseen7256
      @taseen7256 4 года назад

      Nah he would probably be dead

  • @jamdeluxe7456
    @jamdeluxe7456 4 года назад +189

    "it tastes like a shitty pizza and sometimes your in the mood for a shitty pizza"
    you did it, you broke down hot pockets to their bare essentials

  • @isabelbimberg1342
    @isabelbimberg1342 4 года назад +19

    idk why sungwon has declared himself the gordon ramsay of junk food, but tbh it's a warranted title

  • @Oreo321_
    @Oreo321_ 4 года назад +371

    Me: “He needs to try the lean pockets! They better!”
    *pulls out the Lean Pocket*
    !!!!!!!

    • @Pikana
      @Pikana 4 года назад +8

      That and the Applewood Bacon Cheddar Cheese Melt.

    • @texasrepublic2332
      @texasrepublic2332 4 года назад

      Ur name gived him 'Nam flashback

  • @mrbrayden9032
    @mrbrayden9032 4 года назад +948

    Whoever says that swearing isn’t funny has clearly never watched prozd

    • @zeno.7519
      @zeno.7519 4 года назад +52

      And Samuel L Jackson

    • @christianodavinchi1881
      @christianodavinchi1881 4 года назад +38

      And Michael reeves

    • @matabishippuden6965
      @matabishippuden6965 4 года назад +24

      @Tyler The Creator cr1tikal does it way too much though that I cant even focus on what hes saying.

    • @angadgrewal9324
      @angadgrewal9324 3 года назад +7

      and everyone who has ever sweared

    • @swampman543211
      @swampman543211 3 года назад +33

      Swearing in itself isnt funny. Its situational and how people swear

  • @johnnydeppman657
    @johnnydeppman657 4 года назад +22

    As a former employee of Nestle USA, where they sold Hot Pockets to us for a mere $.50 a box, I can confirm the accuracy of this mans assessment. You're doing Gods work here ProZD.

  • @tylermiller5904
    @tylermiller5904 4 года назад +23

    i remember my school having like, really soft breaded ones. They were really good, and the cheese was always really stretchy and tasted great. I wish I could buy them, but I've not seen them since.

  • @michaelreppenhagen736
    @michaelreppenhagen736 4 года назад +454

    When I was depression eating, I figured out hot pockets. You take them out of the freezer to thaw, at the beginning of the day, sticking them in the fridge. Instead of cooking them in microwave, put your oven on its lowest or warm setting and leave them for like 30 minutes. Cookie sheet or rack doesn't matter.
    To avoid the shitty first and last bites, cut the pocket in half before eating.
    They are borderline decent.

    • @mickeymouse12678
      @mickeymouse12678 4 года назад +191

      I feel like depression me would not have the patience or energy to fuck with the oven.

    • @ghost-fs7th
      @ghost-fs7th 4 года назад +122

      Dang, what do you do when you're not depressed? Cure cancer? Someone get Michael some help, quick. It's critical to our survival.

    • @jackunknown1692
      @jackunknown1692 4 года назад +4

      It just take them out 10-15 minute before hand, then nuke them.

    • @dogeofvenice5624
      @dogeofvenice5624 4 года назад +17

      So I was depression eating my entire uni time

    • @ncjuppiter9595
      @ncjuppiter9595 4 года назад +14

      Too time consuming. The trick is taking them out half way through, shaking them so the grease spreads and melts any frozen parts, and sticking them back in. This will make sure the middle is melted without overcooking.

  • @TheManTheMythD
    @TheManTheMythD 4 года назад +56

    You can feel his excitement leaving as he says mozzarella less and less ridiculously.

  • @ERFMXVCC
    @ERFMXVCC 4 года назад +63

    A part of me watches these videos just to discover what monstrocities of flavors I had no idea existed

  • @1dudecrush
    @1dudecrush 3 года назад +7

    The description of the pepperoni is spot on. Dry and congealed sauce. Very salty. Tastes like heartburn. Tastes like a shitty pizza. Sometimes you just want a shitty microwaved heartburn-inducing pizza.

  • @oweno2020
    @oweno2020 4 года назад +144

    Alternate title: Sung Won getting agressivly more bitter while torturing himself with hot pockets

  • @DragoonBoom
    @DragoonBoom 4 года назад +165

    "wow, this is dry and way too salty and the meat and cheese, "cheese" is a mess. pretty good, 7/10"

    • @CalebWimble
      @CalebWimble 4 года назад +1

      Ah yes, the video game review metric!

    • @stuffedanimalwars7692
      @stuffedanimalwars7692 4 года назад +11

      “It has a little something for everybody”

    • @leocheung8860
      @leocheung8860 4 года назад +4

      It makes you really FEEL like you're self-quarantined

  • @Micro0644
    @Micro0644 4 года назад +315

    Everyone: "Buys ingredients to cook food at home"
    ProZD: H O T P O C K E T

    • @jetsniper
      @jetsniper 4 года назад +3

      Don't kid yourself, the frozen section barely ever has anything either lately.

    • @lunar1194
      @lunar1194 4 года назад +1

      content above all else

  • @birdineye4738
    @birdineye4738 3 года назад +18

    "Sometimes you're in the mood for a shitty pizza"
    Yeah.. Yeah I somehow am sometimes.

  • @vinx3078
    @vinx3078 4 года назад +141

    The government: quarantine is starting stay inside as much as possible and stock up on food
    SungWon: *buys 30 bags of lays and 11 different hotpocket flavours*

  • @bernik9131
    @bernik9131 4 года назад +379

    coming from a broken home i rate all of these a 10/10

    • @permanentlymad
      @permanentlymad 4 года назад +7

      same;(

    • @greekshat8399
      @greekshat8399 4 года назад +6

      Me too I guess.... >_

    • @hamclamcamp
      @hamclamcamp 4 года назад +9

      I'm only 14 minutes in, so I don't know if he tries them, but I love these variations of hot pockets called lean pockets (chicken jalapeno), but i moved and can't find them in Wal-Mart (nevermind, he tries them)

    • @eddiew2325
      @eddiew2325 4 года назад +2

      @@hamclamcamp i couldn't handle the jalapeno chicken one. my mouth was on fire and i drank like a gallon of milk afterwards loll

    • @hamclamcamp
      @hamclamcamp 4 года назад +2

      @@eddiew2325 oh yeah, you gotta have a drink with you

  • @miles_quartz
    @miles_quartz 4 года назад +113

    I hope one day I will acquire the talent it takes to make eating hot pockets entertaining and interesting

  • @blahblahghost
    @blahblahghost 3 года назад +3

    "Tastes like heartburn" is the most accurate description of a hot pocket I've ever heard.

  • @Outwardpd
    @Outwardpd 4 года назад +279

    Lol this video should be titled: "Man slowly figures out how to cook hot pockets" it isn't a coincidence that all the hot pockets later in the video were no longer 'rock hard'

    • @hoodiepart2898
      @hoodiepart2898 4 года назад +28

      EXACTLY

    • @28OntheRise
      @28OntheRise 4 года назад +37

      Yeah, I'm part way through and really just wanted to see if he figured it out. I've never had a hard hotpockets crust lol

    • @shawndiaz7528
      @shawndiaz7528 4 года назад +19

      Yeah when this started my immediate reaction was "Is making Hot Pockets wrong possible? Evidently." Glad he figures it out eventually lol

    • @omok2
      @omok2 4 года назад +3

      Yeah I was gonna post hes over cooking them lol

    • @riottwrld1603
      @riottwrld1603 4 года назад +1

      What time do u put it in the microwave? I usually put 1:50 but sometimes it’s cold

  • @MellowMellowDude
    @MellowMellowDude 4 года назад +260

    The way he actually pronounces mozzarella right makes my italian heart nut

    • @crystalwhisp
      @crystalwhisp 3 года назад +16

      I T A L I A N C O O M

    • @maxboyden5209
      @maxboyden5209 3 года назад +15

      @@crystalwhisp Ayyye, I'm a C O O M I N G ova here

    • @pizzathehut2264
      @pizzathehut2264 3 года назад +3

      NUT

    • @MellowMellowDude
      @MellowMellowDude 3 года назад +3

      @@pizzathehut2264 NOCE

    • @Woodcassa
      @Woodcassa 3 года назад +5

      Pizza mozzarella pizza mozzarella pizza mozzarella pizza mozzarella rella rella rella la

  • @KingSwipe17
    @KingSwipe17 4 года назад +95

    This man takes the biggest first bites of Hot Pockets I've ever seen. Brave, brave man.

    • @markwichman1319
      @markwichman1319 4 года назад +7

      King Swipe I nibble the crust off the corner lol

  • @cattusfattus6369
    @cattusfattus6369 3 года назад +13

    Each bite was like it's own review