Let's Try 18 DIFFERENT SUBWAY SANDWICHES
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I can’t explain why, but this series has become incredibly important to me.
Yea same here babe
It’s oddly comforting
My heart fluttered when I saw there was a new one.
I'm right there with you
it just makes me so happy
That Subway must have been happy to have a new regular for like 2 weeks before he decided to never come back again...
Like that one episode of spongebob with the guy going to the Chum Bucket
@@macaronnotmacadamia222 lol exactly
I’ve seen so many bad reviews of the meatball but his review perfectly summarizes why I like it!
@@matureenough34 That and the tuna are the only thing I ever got there (Granted it's been years since I've been)
@@matureenough34 I'm sure it's fine in busier stores, but when I worked at one in hs they had the same meatballs in the heatwell all damn day because not enough were ever ordered to make more. That always put me off of them.
Turkey: Exists
Sungwon: “Pathetic”
... [ Sad gobbling noise ] >):'^c
Turkey > Ham, I said it
I mean, Turkey is worse than Ham.
@@AntediluvianInternetEntity turkey>baloney. You can not tell me that you'd rather eat baloney over turkey
@@richardkim2711 i would
Just imagine, ProZD is probably at home, right now, trying one version of something that has many different versions.
We truly do live in a society
@@a.m.hofmeister725 Thanks for reminding me 😔
comforting indeed
:D
@@jletsgoo turns out it was Ben and Jerry’s! I knew he must be trying something!!!
😳
Imagine being the employee of that one subway he visited every day for this video that thinks "this guy must really love subway" and finding this video on youtube.
Yeah, proZD showing up to the same subway for like a month then suddenly stopping is funny to imagine
@@Lovicide 🤣
Gnarly
@@Lovicide probably thinks he died
lmao and then watching this video "this garbage sandwich is shit, 1.1/5 "
I love how you get to see his shirt change for every sandwich he reviews
The legend himself
@@jeffshinoda1380 thelegend27
What if he records and reviews only 1 sandwich every so often, u til he has enough clips for a video?
The haircut jump between the Turkey Breast & Ham to the Oven Roasted Chicken is great.
“Every shirt/sandwich combo is personalized”
I LOVE how Subway's ham is apparently called "Black Forest Ham" in America, but they don't dare to call it that in Germany.
I don't get it.
i think hes saying germany's ham standards are higher than the usa. @@Croter8ment
Black Forest Ham is named after a German forest, the Black Forest. So they don't call it that there.@@jeromehahaha118
They only call it that in America because "turkey and ham" sounds very boring.
@@jeromehahaha118and the Black Forest is in Germany, so if the origin of the Black Forest ham is from the Black Forest, I would imagine it would be blasphemy to claim it’s from there when it tastes like shit
I’m really glad you did not do this in one sitting. Initially, I was impressed but very scared.
* is concerned for ProZD’s health until… *
@@esther7943
I am still concerned since it appears he has gained some weight. I want my ProZ Slim back.
@@Beetlesiri that’s a weird comment. Let’s not speak on people’s weights.
@@bookkeeper8092 nah, it’s less about what he looks like and being worried for his health. I would like for him to prioritize himself over content
@@julianchong2933 nah, it’s not our place. I’m sure he’s aware of where he is in his health. Commenting “ProZ slim” isn’t going to invoke positivity in him. No one is entitled to comment on anyone’s weight, whether it comes from a supposed good place or not.
Seeing him get slowly more depressed as this goes on makes me appreciate what this man does for us
Can’t wait for him to try every brand of water.
For fairness he has to sample each water in both a verti and a hori
@@liesalllies verti is fucking awful, he shouldn't have to pander to the idiots who think it's good
He already try something similar right?
For those into still water, Valser Silence is the best I’ve ever had
Too many calories, he'll have to split it by like a month every time.
I feel like what this video needed to round it off would be ProZD seeing if, given his now advanced knowledge of Subway fillings, could create the perfect custom sub for him. As that is the spirit of their food.
The “Let’s Try” series is the greatest thing RUclips has ever seen
I wonder why he doesn't make skits anymore?
Agreed
@@ARV36982 too difficult and don't get tbe same return as him sitting and eating shit. I assume that's it at least
Food as a whole has become a huge meme on this channel ever since his Lunchables video. I love these way more than Mukbangs!
Reviewbrah exists....
Former Subway Employee. I thought I'd give share some tips and tricks to help you build a better sandwich for yourself:
Bread:
I noticed the plain white or wheat breads have better texture and don't fall apart/get soggy as easily, and the wheat fares better.
Therefore I personally always go for plain wheat, plus it's supposed to be healthier or whatever who knows.
Order of assembly:
Subway likes to have you put on the sauces at the end. But for thick sandwiches with a lot of stuff in it, what this does is the sauces are on top of the vegetables towards the open side and it becomes a wet sticky mess on the outside when it gets wrapped.
Therefore, you may ask for some of the sauces after the meat, and before you put on veggies. This way the meat acts as a barrier between the bread so it doesn't make it soggy. Still gonna be a little messy, but that's just what happens to overstuffed sandwiches.
You can also ask us to dig out some of the bread for you, if you want less carbs or more room to stuff veggies, though it might compromise its structural integrity if it gets soggy.
Toasting:
Veggies (especially tomatoes) are super wet -- you can ask to put tomatoes and onions on the sandwich to be toasted together.
For example, if you want a toasty sandwich but don't want your meat to be hot, ask to just toast the bread with tomatoes & onions first, then put on the meat etc.
REALLY helps to prevent a soggy sandwich, plus toasty tomatoes & onions are real nice.
You can have any kind of sandwich toasted as much as you want, go nuts (I think it's like 25 cents to toast or smth, whatever).
Also, you can have the meat heated up separately without toasting the sandwich, we'll just microwave it for you.
On the side:
You can ask for pickles, banana peppers, jalapenos on the side, and they'll put it in a little sealed cup for you.
Also works for sauces, we'll pour some sauce into cups, and it's a great way to taste test different sauces by dipping your sandwich into each one, rather than committing a sauce to the entire sandwich. Or you can just bring it home and hoard honey mustard.
Extra Veggies:
Don't be afraid to ask for a ton of extra certain toppings. I love pouring olives onto my sandwich.
But keep in mind, if you have too much shit in there your sandwich will be unclosable and fall apart. That becomes a hassle and we don't like it, so don't go overboard.
Finally:
You can literally customize your sandwich in many ways. If we have time we'll do it for you, the system should allow it.
I've seen people put crazy amounts of different meat on it, or pour a bag of crushed lays chips into the sandwich.
This isn't for everyone though. The most I ever did was combine a serving of cold cut combo onto my turkey because I wanted it to be more filling.
Cookies:
They're actually really damn good, I have no fucking clue how Subway sources such criminally good cookies. Definitely try them out (my favorite was the raspberry cheesecake).
Yeah, Subway's definitely not for everyone (RIP SungWon), and I'd say it's more of a cult for the people who do enjoy it (like me).
The sandwich you choose to make can either be great or horrible, and it takes a lot of trial and error to figure out what works and what doesn't.
There's a seemingly infinite number of combinations and ways to arrange them, and not everyone has the time, money, or appetite to do so.
That, plus the fact that a good sandwich is entirely subjective makes it all the more challenging, especially for picky eaters.
But when you do find a good recipe, damn it's awesome.
But I hope this helps.
Omg yes the cookies from subway are delicious! The raspberry cheesecake cookie is supreme! The main reason I go there lol
The cookies need to be in the conversation more I think their chocolate chip cookies are killer. I've asked them to heat it up before and it's super good!
Those cookies are good,I just wish they didn't fall apart so easily.
As a person that's never tried subway and is very confused about it all, this was very helpful!
As a former Jimmy John’s worker, all of subway’s bread and veggies are garbage, but no one even approaches their cookie game. They should really just revamp their whole thing based around cookies.
I don't know why, but both me and my dad love this series to death. He's 65, he does not watch RUclips, but fuck does he love SungWon's reviews of food variations.
Haha that's so cute!
That's awesome! I love it when people can bond with their family over random little youtube things lol
By pure coincidence, I happen to be 65 and my son turned me on to ProZD for years, now?
Dun dun duuuuuuun
Imagine he actually did it in one sitting. Changing his outfit every time he eats a new sandwich.
Even gave himself a haircut to make it more believable
I'm willing to believe this
It’s definitely what I would have done
If it was me id do it all in one sitting LOL.
Feel likes that's what he actually did
I'm still so baffled why Subway ever took the Pizza Sub off of their menu. It combines the best parts of the Meatball Marinara along with their pretty okay pepperoni into something I actually like quite a bit. That said, I've still been able to ask for a Pizza Sub despite it not being on the menu, and only once have I been told I can't get it. It's the only sandwich from Subway I would ever recommend to someone.
That's weird, we still have the Pizza sub in Canada. My local Subway has the Pizza sub but not the meatballs, which is pretty weird cause isn't it the same sauce? But other locations have meatballs.
Yes bring that back and the fucking GARLIC BUTTER that made meatball marinara god tier
This is what I get every time I go to Subway. Toasted with some ranch, oregano, and parmesan cheese is bomb.
What are the ingredients so I can order this myself? I assume it's the marinara sauce, pepperoni, some kind of cheese, and then maybe some other things?
They have "The Boss" now, which is meatball marinara with pepperoni and mozzarella, and it's pretty solid. Not the same, but pretty close.
i want him to do “trying every hi-chew flavor” next
This is the most underrated comment
@@jameswalker5645 it’s goanna be like 200+ high chews lol
There’s so many high chews lol
Strawberry or you are not my friend
Do you want him to die?
“it’s perfectly… pretty good” that’s about the highest praise Subway could get
Subway is the best sub shop
Don’t forget ‘yum yum in my tum’ lmao
But jimmy johns tho, fire dude. Thats the best sub place that I’ve tried, jersey mikes isnt bad too
Honestly it sums up why people like fast food. It'll never be restaurant quality but at the same time it can never go wrong too
@@ivanlopez9452 I prefer subway for all the sauces that they have.
"taste is a strong word - i can sense the mayo"
Yes
Must need some Prof. X-level taste buds to sense that mayo.
LMFAO
As a vegetarian, I love the fact that the two veggie options were within the first three you reviewed. And you honestly summed them up so well. It reminds me why I haven't been to Subway in years.
veggie patty slaps with jalapenos and chipotle
@@bigberthasayno5401 slap that patty uwu
1:34 Veggie Patty: 2.8/5
4:00 Steak & Cheese: 3.3/5
5:15 Veggie Delight: 0/5
6:02 Cold Cut Combo: 2.9/5
6:59 Chicken Bacon Ranch: 3/5
8:06 BLT: 3.1/5
9:07 Turkey Breast: 1.7/5
9:53 Turkey Italiano: 1.2/5
10:57 Meatball Marinara: 3.7/5
12:06 Buffalo Chicken: 2.8/5
13:28 Black Forest Ham: 2.4/5
14:10 Spicy Italian: 2.5/5
15:05 Tuna: 3.2/5
15:51 Italian BMT: 2.6/5
16:45 Turkey Breast & Black Forest Ham: 2.1/5
17:57 Oven Roasted Chicken: 2.8/5
19:23 American Club: 3/5
20:37 Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki: 2.7/5
Godsend
I love you
Highest score: Passable.
Somehow, I don't think he likes Subway.
Legend
Sad he didn't try the pastrami with sourdough. My personal favorite.
Try those lines of lindt chocolate where it starts at milk then goes up to 90%. I'm curious what your dark chocolate breaking point is.
Preeety sure it goes up to 99%, at least in Canada.
I like 90%, 99% is fine but it becomes really... doughy? as you eat it, it's WAY better when you take milk or coffee with it.
Ghirardelli 100% here. Anything above 80% is pretty great, to my palate, though.
That series if Lindt Chocolate bars goes up to 100%, the most pure and bitter chocolate you can get.
I've tried 98% with a handmade bar (I watched the process and even helped grinding the beans). Love bitter seeds, apparently, since I also like chewing on toasted coffee seeds.
i had a 75% dark chocolate bar once. i love dark chocolate, but that was like eating literal dirt.
"It tastes like a flavor" probably the closest thing to a compliment subways gonna get from ProZD 😂
Dammmn you fine
@@nolanmcmillan7320 thanks lol
@@athickie no probz...😍
@@nolanmcmillan7320 down bad
@@dusansubotic6502 Dammmn you fine 😍
ProZD is an excellent content creator. I've never seen someone losing the will to live so entertaining.
The cashier: Oh hey Sungwon, the regula…
Sungwon: stfu, I will literally never see you again in two days.
Soonjin wants nothing to do with your watered down cardboard
The first time I went to subway I was seventeen during a trip to Ireland. Nobody spoke my native language and I didn't speak English that well yet. Because of the shock of the sudden realization that I had to choose what went to the sandwich, I panicked and just pointed at stuff under the baffled look of the subway employee. I composed a sandwich of yellow onion, red onions and 3 different type of cheese. Raw. Nothing else in there. I maintained my composure pretty well, so everyone thought that this weird ass meal was the thing I was aiming for from the beginning. It honestly didn't tasted that bad.
This is literature
I hope you’re doing ok.
That's not unlike the cheese and onion sandwich that's pretty common in Britain though!
To be fair, some Subway employees are so inept that you would get that same sub even if you ordered a proper one.
I’ve had to repeat the sub I wanted or a single topping up to five times. And usually not because they’re busy, but because the employee has no attentional capacity and could not care less.
@@draheim90 they aren't paid enough to care that much tbh
Fun fact: A court in Ireland ruled that Subway's bread has SO much sugar in it that it can't legally be called bread.
Same thing happened to their chicken, it's mostly pieced together soy w/ chicken scrap.
you just watched food theory didnt you
@@al3th3pr06 no I just remember when that was a huge thing in Canada lol
And their tuna apparently isn’t tuna. Subway’s response was “many different things fall under the general tuna umbrella”. 😟
@@deathmetalpotato It is tuna. Look into it harder
Just imagine the sandwich maker that built him a sandwich 18 days in a row and then never saw him again. They probably exchanged mild banter or a laugh at least. They probably think something happened to him.
I'm sorry this is so late, but this comment took me out. Just the thought of a guy getting a sandwich 18 days in a row and then being mysteriously murdered or something im
"This guy came in every day and ordered a different sandwich. He told me he hated every single one of them. After trying everything on the menu, he never came back."
"In other news, a man died horribly today after eating every McDonald's menu item."
Maybe in America but here in the UK the food don't even fill you with
@@monokuma7746 isn't a big mac like 40% water? Shit barely makes me full, I have to get 2 to even feel a little satisfied
Oof you know someone is young when they make this joke. Don't remember Super Size Me?
@@eliseo5416 I had to pause McDonald’s for a while after that lmao
@@LORDdrPepper idek how you can eat Big Macs. Their beef is just tasteless imo. Might as well get a chicken borg
I felt so validated when he praised the meatball sub
Meatball sub is an A tier item at subway
Surprisingly good
The meatball sub on flatbread slaps.
Meatball subs are by far the best
Same XD it's my subway order
honestly subway isn't to bad, comes down to how good you can make a sandwich
I love these videos because they're not mukbangs and they're not gross, they're just genuine, detailed, yet chill reviews
And it's funny asf when he gets mad at the food 😂
Mukbangs aren’t gross if anything it makes you hungry
@@CasualCat64 Mukbangs are disgusting.
16:20 "It tastes like... a flavor. That's something new for Subway." lol
This man is willing to sacrifice his health by ingesting countless calories of grade D meat, just to entertain us for 23 mins. Don’t take this for granted fam. Appreciate this moment in history.
It's sad, because the subway I live near was very good for a long time. The original owner/manager of it kept prices low (I don't know how) but had pretty good quality ingredients. He ran it for decades. When be stepped down there was a big corporate shuffle at the subway, and then the prices of everything skyrocketed and the quality went down noticeably.
Yes.
I think he will legitimately move on to “Trying a meal from every [insert restaurant here] in my state”
I’m waiting 👀…
Let’s see
I wanna see "Trying every Banquet frozen dinner!"
@@esther7943 why are you replying to every fucking comment
@@icey4643 why aren’t you
😝😝😝😝😎😎😎😎
This is it, this is the one that kills him
These videos do legitimately make me worry about his health sometimes
I honestly wonder how Subway would handle this if they saw this video
He even ate the cucumbers for science 💀
he said he does it in multiple sittings
I legit thought he would try all of them in one sitting and I was very concerned lol
"A dry subway sandwich makes you want to die"
Honestly a better and more accurate slogan for Subway than "eat fresh"
“It’s some thick ass chicken”
“This chicken is bizarre”
“Weird spongy meat sponge”
Iconic.
Its reheated rubber, basically.
He's like a calm Gordon Ramsay when describing "a not so good" food
“I don’t hate it”
I wanna see “trying everything of ___’s menu” i love all your eating vids
You wanna see him die?😂😂😂
@@reign1594 maybe
YES MORE MENU VIDEOS PLEASE
He should just do trying every food in general
@about you plz stop spamming its getting annoying.
"Not as pathetic as I thought it would be", "I'm not miserable eating it", "I like it fine", "pretty alright". Lmao!!! You sure do hate subway.
We all do…even the review of the week i think dislikes subway…what a shitefest of a shop!
American Subways must suck ass... The ones near my uni in Oslo are pretty good, but I like that it's somewhat cheap with a lot of veggies included so I feel less shitty about myself lmao.
@@ricardomontoya7731 clearly not everyone hates it, since it's such a big brand lol
@@deliriousmusicality8840 not everybody thinks they hate it…big differance…thatws where the big bucko goes!
@@ricardomontoya7731 "not everybody thinks they hate it" wtf does this mean lol
there's something so comforting about these videos and I can't explain why. I find myself coming back to all of them quite frequently
I feel exactly the same
Should have just called this video “A slow descent into madness” or maybe “My Mouth is full of subway and I must scream”
Yes
"A descent into madness" is a great name for a playlist of all these videos.
Or "Wet Veggies In My Mouth" !!! :)
Lol
666th like, madness is near
Note: eating 15 subs makes your hair get shorter. 14 subs should be the limit.
underrated comment
@@thefinalbruhttv7579 17 just makes you bald.
@@kgsniper4850 18 makes your other head go bald as well
@@-Four- 19 removes pubs hair
Wait this is good
20 and you get insurmountable cosmic strength
As someone who actually likes subway, this video reminded me of just how many sandwiches they have that I don't enjoy at all. The ones I do get are usually pretty good though.
Honestly I just kinda make my own subs at subway and put whatever I’m feeling on my sub so subway really never disappoints 😅😅😅
Is meatball your go to?
@@JackgarPrime Meatball, spicy Italian or steak n cheese. Like Sungwon I used to enjoy the sweet onion teriyaki back in the day but no longer. The wraps aren't bad either.
@@funx24X7 I'm partial to the buffalo chicken wrap, tomato wrap, with provolone, spinach, Tomatoes, extra pickles, green bell peppers, jalapenos, Sriracha, mayo, Chipotle Southwest, and finally salt-and-pepper. Lasts me the whole day, and a bit of the next!
Yeah, the thing with Subway is that you definitely need to customize a lot. Seeing him get tomatoes in all the sandwiches made me feel bad since that's where the sponginess and soginess comes from.
This video got me through one of worst nights of my life. Watching this man eat Subway is comforting.
I don't think I've ever had a Subway sandwich that wasn't toasted. This might be why I've never had a problem with my sandwiches being too watery, despite always loading them with a bunch of veggies.
“It’s like a fucking water sandwich!” I’m dyin dude lmao
Zero!
Yeah, you've really got to do all kinds of tricks to make the sandwiches not taste like water veggies entrapped by sugar bread. Like with the steak you tell them to put the onion and peppers on before it's toasted. With seafood you add bacon to add some kind of flavor. Every sandwich needs salt and pepper.
Litterally never had that problem and i rly like Subway.
Must be the american quality ensurance being a lot worse than in europe..
Its perfect both in the netherlands and germany.
@@GlennTillema every sandwich needs salt, pepper, and CILANTRO! That's really important 🌈
😅😂
I've never been jump-scared by a haircut before.
I'm dead
This cracked me up more than it should have
im deceased
17:52 for everyone looking
@@verdiliv1909 ...
“salty but it’s there” sounds like a description of me at parties
well i find you sweet ;)
@@rashotcake6945 oooohh shit. 😆
@@rashotcake6945 oh? well then in that case I’m starting to find you a bit spicy, my good sir ;)
@@sparrownguyen1921 GET A ROOM YOU TWO.
Oh damn, this comment got a bit saucy ;)
The meatball sub carries. Also I love how he got a hair cut during the making of this video lol
I don't know why I didn't watch this series for so long, they're honestly so entertaining. Watching SungWon validate my feels about turkey is truly wonderful.
That plot twist was crazy! I was NOT expecting prozd to get a haircut at the end
Smh spoiler boy
AHHH SPOILERS
Lol don't read comments if you don't want spoilers in a vid.
He looks so much better at the end!
"Taste is a strong word. I can Sense the mayo."
Edit: if the meatball marinara wasn't at least a 4.5 then you have an extra shitty subway
Gotta add some jalapenos to that bad boy
That, or you've tried ACTUAL meatball subs before.
I can appreciate you changing shirts after every sub, to make it look like it took more than a day to make this video.
You underestimate how bad Subway can make their guacamole.
It's not guacamole, it's just sea salt and avocado
Food standards in the current age: "The chicken is rubbery, but it still kinda tastes like chicken!"
@Many Doors, Ed Boy but I feel like 20 years ago, if the chicken literally didn't cure your depression and give you new purpose in life, it sucked
to be fair, it's a fast food chain, it's not meant to be fine dining
This is just 23 minutes of ZD saying _"I wouldn't get it again, but-"_
'cept for the Meatball Marinara
Breaking News: Man eats way to much Subway sandwiches. Surprisingly not from Florida
17:54 the haircut jump was startling
“The police are gonna come get me for liking bacon” I guess the pigs took it personally, eh?
"Laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted, and the police are basically an occupying army. You guys wanna make some bacon?"
I feel like this has a double meaning
@@centerreddot6852 I sense an Animal Farm reference...
Yeah..but that occupying army has been defunded in many places and the nice people in those places seem to be murdering each other at higher rates or just walking out of stores without paying. There is also the fact that Pelosi is turning the capital police into a federal police force that not only protects Congress but now is being moved to other states because the local the police force there has been defunded.
Welcome to the land of stupid left-wing millennials, where they believe the lie that real communism has never ever been tried anywhere and they themselves are more violent and cause more damage than any member of the police ever did.
@@toasteee252 Buddy it’s just a joke lmao
when i was little my dad used to push me in the walmart shopping cart and bring me a cup of the meatball sub filling while we shopped
that’s cute
perfect
wait what? you drank marinara sauce while in the cart?
@@mythesto no no he got me a spoon and id eat it while he shopped since having it on the bread was messy
I'm back because Kronii was hyping up Subway and I had to remind myself that a man almost died and the murder weapon was a Veggie Delight.
I worked at subway for 2 years and I gotta say. Toast your veggies. Eating raw onions and green peppers with a warm sandwich is not the way to go. Also toasting the bread first and toasting again after everything added makes it nice and crispy
I will do this when making a sandwich instead of buying Subway
Somewhere out there, Milad is sensing a disturbance in the force.
This is very true
Jeck
underrated comment
Since the pandemic I just make my own sandwiches. But when I used to frequent Subway, my go-to was the spicy Italian on herbs and cheese bread with provolone, black olives, lettuce, spinach, and mustard. Def my favorite from them. Probably could add oregano and pepper but I never did.
Me, assuming he did this in one sitting: He died so that we could live.
Even better, he ate Subway 18 days, assuming, in a row.
He literally said “I’m not doing this in one sitting cause I will die”
I can’t edit it but I’m taking out literally
He did all in one sitting he just had 18 shirts laid out to make it look like another day
He is not Keith from Try Guys (who does a bite of everything on the menu in one day)! He dies a little every eat the menu he does. I’m happy that it’s just one everyday.
From my few experiences at subway, how good your sandwiches are really depends on whether you make good choices about what goes in them. If you already know what veggies and meats and sauces make good pairings, you can get pretty decent flavor. Like ProZD said a few times, cutting back on what you put in the sandwich often makes it more dynamic and interesting. Oh, and ALWAYS get the bread toasted with the meat and cheese on it. The contrast between crunchy bread, warm meat, melty cheese, and cold veggies makes a world of difference in sandwiches. Warm umami and fat with a refreshing burst of cool acid.
It's kinda like making a sandwich at home. You ever see people wondering "why do my homemade sandwiches taste so bland?" Pay attention to how you're making the sandwich. When people make sandwiches at home, nine times out of ten they aren't using tasty ingredients or good toasted bread, they're not thinking about contrast of flavor or texture, they have no idea what they're doing. Nine times out of ten, sandwiches you buy at a fast food place have been engineered specifically to be delicious, taking all of the flavor and texture factors into account. Except, the point of Subway is that you can make the sandwich how you want it to be; so instead of doing the work of figuring out what tastes good FOR you, YOU have to figure that out yourself.
Having said all that, I would agree that a lot of the subway ingredients are pretty bland.
What a poetic Subway review!
I got to the end, realized none of them was toasted and my heart dropped, none toasted Subway Subs are grim
Toasting a sandwich, on top of the surcharge subway charges, also makes the entire meal taxable.
Dat American Club was toasted
My thoughts exactly, cold sandwiches in general are just pain.
The sweet onion chicken teriyaki is a million times better toasted with the shredded cheese.
@@elijahboyd4027 There's no surcharge here for toasting uwu
I love this series because of your extremely pessimistic demeanor. I have never seen a 5/5 in this series and I do not care because of your attitude towards everything. 10/10, would watch again.
I've never been more happy to hear the words "I will not be doing this in one sitting".
Before I clicked, "Is this the video that finally kills him?"
Alright, we can firmly tuck this in the “A video ruined a food for Sungwon” category
I mean, ruin implies he enjoyed it at some point. From what I've seen I think he's hated it all along but this just was the final 12 nails in the coffin, alongside 20 tons of soil to bury it, then throwing it into a blackhole.
Yeah no firm tucking. He already just was adverse to subway
I don't think he liked Subway in the first place, and I don't blame him.
*Sooge-Win
Imagine people at Subway seeing Prozd everyday at lunch time for 18 days straight lol
stonks
*sees the reviews*
sad stonks
yeah then never see him again
I feel like he does uber eats tbh
@@sebaj8386 It’s completely disgusting of you to assume that.
He’s probably more of a doordasher
I think he killed it with the veggie patty first. "It's a little bland..." that pretty much sums up Subway right there 🤣
"It tastes like...a flavor. That's something new...for Subway." 🤣
Him: I obviously won’t be doing this in one sitting cause I would die.
Me slowly letting go of the 12th sandwich: ._.
🤣
bro I know that you are joking but on the off chance that you don't please get help. You are slowly killing yourself with this lifestyle
@@juannaym8488 lol I’m joking. Thanks for the kind words though.
Damn. Niceness on the internet! That's a rare sight!
you can see him at the start being excited, then near the end he’s depressed. hes doing this for us people. he goated
I worked at Subway for several years back in the late 90s and one of the "perks" was essentially unlimited free food...
From memory, basically the only thing I ever got was tuna wraps where I'd microwave the double bacon double pepper jack in the wrap before adding the tuna and some extra brown mustard... It was "fine" though from experience working temp at OTHER subways that didn't have our throughput I wouldn't recommend getting the tuna unless it was made same-day.
I don't remember a single other thing being edible other than maybe the meatball if you were really really hungry and added a squirt of vinegar (sounds crazy I know but someone in the area discovered it and all the college kids ordered it that way and I have to admit, the extra acid somehow made it slightly better). I will note that if the Subway is dead (and these days they usually are) you might be able to get your "artist" to dice the green peppers and onions... they're raw, they really need it.
Their new menu is actually way better. I got the new Italian Mozzarella the other day on flatbread with spinach, tomatoes, onions, banana peppers and olives, and with garlic aioli and mustard. It was actually good, probably one of the few really good subway sandwiches I've gotten.
I used to eat subway a ton because I worked right across the street and the owners gave me discounts because we ate there so often. Plus, we got coupons from our work for subway, so everything was stupid cheap. The owners were nice people, treated their workers well.
You cannot convince me that Prozd didn't actually just do these all in the span of one day, and that right out of frame there is a pile of shirts that he used to try and convince us otherwise.
And he cut his hair in the middle of it just to add to the deception ;)
and a pile of hair
Yeah and he left to go get a haircut halfway through
As an former subway employee, I can say that those are actually some clean ass-lookin sandwiches. Props to the artists
I love how you insult their sandwiches so matter-of-factly.
I know someone who used to work at the Subway corporate office and he asked non-ironically, "How much water can we put in the turkey and still call it turkey?"
*Turkey on a sandwich*
Sungwon: “I am not impressed with your performance.”
17:54 Dang , I didn't realize eating a subway each day would give you a haircut.
It wasn't a haircut. A little-known side effect of eating Subway every day is hair loss
Its those razor thin pieces of meat in there that cut his hair :)
Black forest ham: mysterious, but still ham
The really impressive part is that he actually changed his shirt every day
how to make any subway sandwich better: herb cheese bread, toasted, sweet onion sauce
Salt and pepper.
This is exactly my order lmao, herb cheese bread/toasted oven roasted chicken breast/all veggies + sweet onion sauce
Sweet onion+mayo
Ahh a fellow sweet onion connoisseur
I have trouble getting motivation to eat all my food/eat whole meals/finish my plate when I’m eating alone and these videos help me so much!!! Watch you eat makes eating feel safer so thank you!
Also you being willing to eat things you don’t like on a sandwich is so interesting I don’t think I could ever I want to study your brain
Huh, I thought I was the only one who does that. I usually do it when I'm eating food that I don't really like or eat much of and makes it taste better or make it easier to eat, somehow.
@@crimhuahua Try mukbangs
Try beard meats food it’s strangely addictive and wholesome
Are you a small child????
This morning I thought “damn I haven’t had subway in like a year and a half.” Then you uploaded this an hour later so I took that as a sign to get subway.
You took this video as a SIGN to get subway? Lmao
People say anything for a like. Shits weird to me
@@nathanl8769 Yes, your shit is weird to you.
Did you... watch this first?
What did you get? Was it good?
the phrase, “every subway sandwich from subway” implies the existence of a follow up cursed video “every subway sandwich from quizno's.”
It’s been speculated for some time, but I think this video finally confirms ProZD is a masochist
I still find it weird that he calls them cheap. Over here in Bulgaria (eastern europe) they're basically *the* premimum sandwich place (Discounting like little local shops)
thats america for you
In America it’s normally seen as a last resort restaurant
maybe they use better ingredients there? i've often heard that american fast food companies use better ingredients at international locations...
@Thalassa Oceanphrite Ingredient and overall quality tend to differ depending on the country.
@Thalassa Oceanphrite Its not trashy ingredients in my country. I guess Subway sucks in America lol.
Back when they still had the $5 footlong the meatball sub was one of my favorites. I was in early highschool at the time and I always used to skate from my house just to get it and then one time one of the meatballs had something SUPER hard in it that I was not able to identify and I was turned off ever since.
i had a similar experience with mcdonald’s chicken nuggets 🤮
Bone fragment?
Just some good ole bone. Gotta be thankful I never cracked a tooth from shit like that.
The last time I had subway it was a meatball sub in a train station as I waited for the second train of a cross country trip and I talked to a lady who was friendly but also didn't believe dinosaurs were real
The sandwich was fine but the experience was 5/5
one thing i learned by ordering in subway is: "less is more" i take only paprika, spinache, onions and cucumber. if you take more its like ProZD said: "F* watery sandwich"
Yup: main meat, 3-4 veggies TOPS and either mayo OR a sauce, never both. Even then, it ends up watery, just not inedibly watery. It was my only close fast-food option at university and I’ve had it like twice since thanks to the bad watery memories 🤣
That's most of my own roster of veggies for Subway. Some sandwiches might get black olives or jalapeño peppers, as needed.
Here's the keys to that spicy Italian brother:
Herb & cheese bread
Lettuce
Banana peppers
Sweet onion sauce
Toasted.
There Is No Subway On My Country,Big Sad Or Big Laugh?
Sweet onion is incredibly underrated
God that sounds amazing right now 🤤🤤🤤
See the spicy Italian is the best when you deck it out, agreed
I have mine like this:
Herb & cheese bread
Toasted
Lettuce
Jalapenos (x2)
Sweet chilli sauce
Former subway employee;
You can get your veggies toasted! I recommend it for peppers, onions and tomatoes, almost nothing else
Lettuce and spinach are frozen in bags! They will be the most watery because of the fact that they were frozen. However all of them, depending on when you go, CAN be watery. It depends on how low in the pan they grab from.
Not every location has every bread, cheese, sauce or even main parts. I, being from Ohio, never heard of veggie patty and have seen seafood salad in the menu but never in person.
Tuna comes in 'bags' best way I can describe it.
Tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers and a few others aren't frozen, but come about once or twice a week depending on your locations truck days. (Ours was Tuesday)
Iirc all the meats are frozen when delivered.
"the police are gonna come get me for liking bacon" it's cuz you're eating their kind
Underrated comment. Love this
8:55 btw
just wanna point out his nails…they’re FUCKING GORGEOUS. most naturally evenly shaped and smoothest nails i’ve ever fucking seen
Odd thing to point out....but dang, you're right.
Gay
I swear I thought I was the only clown on earth that enjoys the meatball marinara sandwich at subway. It's like the only sandwich I would eat there if I had a choice.
I used to be on a huge meatball kick, nd would stop by my local subway nearly every day for it. 😂
Same I only ate the pizza sub or the meatball marinara sub every time i went to subway because everything else i tried was fucking disgusting
How to find a good sandwich when going to Subway:
1) Buy any random sandwich from Subway.
2) Unwrap sandwich and realize what you have done.
3) Throw it in the nearest garbage can.
4) Drive to any other sandwich shop and buy a sandwich.
5) Enjoy.
When my GF was a vegetarian I started ordering the Veggie Delight and really liked it! The cucumbers and tomatoes are cool and refreshing...but like ALL Subway subs you need to get jalapenos and banana peppers on it to really add a punch of heat and flavor, plus vinegar and oil. Nevertheless, my go-to sub now is always a meatball ;)