Let's Try 18 DIFFERENT SUBWAY SANDWICHES

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  • @shanejourdain
    @shanejourdain 3 года назад +12500

    I can’t explain why, but this series has become incredibly important to me.

    • @matty_daddy
      @matty_daddy 3 года назад +130

      Yea same here babe

    • @jfkang
      @jfkang 3 года назад +268

      It’s oddly comforting

    • @andersc6593
      @andersc6593 3 года назад +112

      My heart fluttered when I saw there was a new one.

    • @liesalllies
      @liesalllies 3 года назад +29

      I'm right there with you

    • @abominablesnowpanda5053
      @abominablesnowpanda5053 3 года назад +51

      it just makes me so happy

  • @upg5147
    @upg5147 3 года назад +3660

    That Subway must have been happy to have a new regular for like 2 weeks before he decided to never come back again...

    • @macaronnotmacadamia222
      @macaronnotmacadamia222 3 года назад +220

      Like that one episode of spongebob with the guy going to the Chum Bucket

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 3 года назад +12

      @@macaronnotmacadamia222 lol exactly

    • @matureenough34
      @matureenough34 3 года назад +61

      I’ve seen so many bad reviews of the meatball but his review perfectly summarizes why I like it!

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 3 года назад +15

      @@matureenough34 That and the tuna are the only thing I ever got there (Granted it's been years since I've been)

    • @mikkiemalice
      @mikkiemalice 3 года назад +17

      @@matureenough34 I'm sure it's fine in busier stores, but when I worked at one in hs they had the same meatballs in the heatwell all damn day because not enough were ever ordered to make more. That always put me off of them.

  • @acfanjgill
    @acfanjgill 3 года назад +1644

    Turkey: Exists
    Sungwon: “Pathetic”

    • @toryumau6798
      @toryumau6798 3 года назад +21

      ... [ Sad gobbling noise ] >):'^c

    • @phnexOice
      @phnexOice 3 года назад +55

      Turkey > Ham, I said it

    • @AntediluvianInternetEntity
      @AntediluvianInternetEntity 3 года назад +15

      I mean, Turkey is worse than Ham.

    • @richardkim2711
      @richardkim2711 3 года назад +18

      @@AntediluvianInternetEntity turkey>baloney. You can not tell me that you'd rather eat baloney over turkey

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 3 года назад +5

      @@richardkim2711 i would

  • @gtothee5723
    @gtothee5723 3 года назад +3343

    Just imagine, ProZD is probably at home, right now, trying one version of something that has many different versions.

    • @a.m.hofmeister725
      @a.m.hofmeister725 3 года назад +109

      We truly do live in a society

    • @gtothee5723
      @gtothee5723 3 года назад +39

      @@a.m.hofmeister725 Thanks for reminding me 😔

    • @jletsgoo
      @jletsgoo 3 года назад +9

      comforting indeed
      :D

    • @gtothee5723
      @gtothee5723 3 года назад +24

      @@jletsgoo turns out it was Ben and Jerry’s! I knew he must be trying something!!!

    • @jletsgoo
      @jletsgoo 3 года назад +2

      😳

  • @CreepyBio
    @CreepyBio 3 года назад +1450

    Imagine being the employee of that one subway he visited every day for this video that thinks "this guy must really love subway" and finding this video on youtube.

    • @Lovicide
      @Lovicide 3 года назад +155

      Yeah, proZD showing up to the same subway for like a month then suddenly stopping is funny to imagine

    • @Bandstand
      @Bandstand 3 года назад +7

      @@Lovicide 🤣

    • @memyselfandpeoples2
      @memyselfandpeoples2 3 года назад +5

      Gnarly

    • @krimsonk-9478
      @krimsonk-9478 3 года назад +29

      @@Lovicide probably thinks he died

    • @JanooProductions
      @JanooProductions 3 года назад +42

      lmao and then watching this video "this garbage sandwich is shit, 1.1/5 "

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +3965

    I love how you get to see his shirt change for every sandwich he reviews

    • @jeffshinoda1380
      @jeffshinoda1380 3 года назад +69

      The legend himself

    • @duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa
      @duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa 3 года назад +68

      @@jeffshinoda1380 thelegend27

    • @govenormayor87
      @govenormayor87 3 года назад +102

      What if he records and reviews only 1 sandwich every so often, u til he has enough clips for a video?

    • @Pxtl
      @Pxtl 3 года назад +75

      The haircut jump between the Turkey Breast & Ham to the Oven Roasted Chicken is great.

    • @NekkoBlue
      @NekkoBlue 3 года назад +23

      “Every shirt/sandwich combo is personalized”

  • @Kloerb
    @Kloerb Год назад +107

    I LOVE how Subway's ham is apparently called "Black Forest Ham" in America, but they don't dare to call it that in Germany.

    • @Croter8ment
      @Croter8ment 10 месяцев назад +1

      I don't get it.

    • @jeromehahaha118
      @jeromehahaha118 8 месяцев назад +9

      i think hes saying germany's ham standards are higher than the usa. @@Croter8ment

    • @rclipse1985
      @rclipse1985 8 месяцев назад

      Black Forest Ham is named after a German forest, the Black Forest. So they don't call it that there.@@jeromehahaha118

    • @culwin
      @culwin 8 месяцев назад +2

      They only call it that in America because "turkey and ham" sounds very boring.

    • @stopplayingwiththefuckingi2054
      @stopplayingwiththefuckingi2054 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@jeromehahaha118and the Black Forest is in Germany, so if the origin of the Black Forest ham is from the Black Forest, I would imagine it would be blasphemy to claim it’s from there when it tastes like shit

  • @kitsvn
    @kitsvn 3 года назад +2062

    I’m really glad you did not do this in one sitting. Initially, I was impressed but very scared.

    • @esther7943
      @esther7943 3 года назад +49

      * is concerned for ProZD’s health until… *

    • @Beetlesiri
      @Beetlesiri 3 года назад +17

      @@esther7943
      I am still concerned since it appears he has gained some weight. I want my ProZ Slim back.

    • @bookkeeper8092
      @bookkeeper8092 3 года назад +139

      @@Beetlesiri that’s a weird comment. Let’s not speak on people’s weights.

    • @julianchong2933
      @julianchong2933 3 года назад +34

      @@bookkeeper8092 nah, it’s less about what he looks like and being worried for his health. I would like for him to prioritize himself over content

    • @bookkeeper8092
      @bookkeeper8092 3 года назад +128

      @@julianchong2933 nah, it’s not our place. I’m sure he’s aware of where he is in his health. Commenting “ProZ slim” isn’t going to invoke positivity in him. No one is entitled to comment on anyone’s weight, whether it comes from a supposed good place or not.

  • @averagefox5126
    @averagefox5126 3 года назад +544

    Seeing him get slowly more depressed as this goes on makes me appreciate what this man does for us

  • @ShdwVoItrix
    @ShdwVoItrix 3 года назад +821

    Can’t wait for him to try every brand of water.

    • @liesalllies
      @liesalllies 3 года назад +155

      For fairness he has to sample each water in both a verti and a hori

    • @puglordabove3070
      @puglordabove3070 3 года назад +36

      @@liesalllies verti is fucking awful, he shouldn't have to pander to the idiots who think it's good

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 3 года назад

      He already try something similar right?

    • @prettypetite
      @prettypetite 3 года назад +7

      For those into still water, Valser Silence is the best I’ve ever had

    • @anpancake
      @anpancake 3 года назад +7

      Too many calories, he'll have to split it by like a month every time.

  • @PatrickSelman
    @PatrickSelman 3 года назад +92

    I feel like what this video needed to round it off would be ProZD seeing if, given his now advanced knowledge of Subway fillings, could create the perfect custom sub for him. As that is the spirit of their food.

  • @dinkeykong
    @dinkeykong 3 года назад +783

    The “Let’s Try” series is the greatest thing RUclips has ever seen

    • @ARV36982
      @ARV36982 3 года назад +5

      I wonder why he doesn't make skits anymore?

    • @omrir6380
      @omrir6380 3 года назад +1

      Agreed

    • @moonlight2870
      @moonlight2870 3 года назад +11

      @@ARV36982 too difficult and don't get tbe same return as him sitting and eating shit. I assume that's it at least

    • @CyberVirtual
      @CyberVirtual 3 года назад +15

      Food as a whole has become a huge meme on this channel ever since his Lunchables video. I love these way more than Mukbangs!

    • @williamehrhardt918
      @williamehrhardt918 3 года назад

      Reviewbrah exists....

  • @violinbird77
    @violinbird77 3 года назад +650

    Former Subway Employee. I thought I'd give share some tips and tricks to help you build a better sandwich for yourself:
    Bread:
    I noticed the plain white or wheat breads have better texture and don't fall apart/get soggy as easily, and the wheat fares better.
    Therefore I personally always go for plain wheat, plus it's supposed to be healthier or whatever who knows.
    Order of assembly:
    Subway likes to have you put on the sauces at the end. But for thick sandwiches with a lot of stuff in it, what this does is the sauces are on top of the vegetables towards the open side and it becomes a wet sticky mess on the outside when it gets wrapped.
    Therefore, you may ask for some of the sauces after the meat, and before you put on veggies. This way the meat acts as a barrier between the bread so it doesn't make it soggy. Still gonna be a little messy, but that's just what happens to overstuffed sandwiches.
    You can also ask us to dig out some of the bread for you, if you want less carbs or more room to stuff veggies, though it might compromise its structural integrity if it gets soggy.
    Toasting:
    Veggies (especially tomatoes) are super wet -- you can ask to put tomatoes and onions on the sandwich to be toasted together.
    For example, if you want a toasty sandwich but don't want your meat to be hot, ask to just toast the bread with tomatoes & onions first, then put on the meat etc.
    REALLY helps to prevent a soggy sandwich, plus toasty tomatoes & onions are real nice.
    You can have any kind of sandwich toasted as much as you want, go nuts (I think it's like 25 cents to toast or smth, whatever).
    Also, you can have the meat heated up separately without toasting the sandwich, we'll just microwave it for you.
    On the side:
    You can ask for pickles, banana peppers, jalapenos on the side, and they'll put it in a little sealed cup for you.
    Also works for sauces, we'll pour some sauce into cups, and it's a great way to taste test different sauces by dipping your sandwich into each one, rather than committing a sauce to the entire sandwich. Or you can just bring it home and hoard honey mustard.
    Extra Veggies:
    Don't be afraid to ask for a ton of extra certain toppings. I love pouring olives onto my sandwich.
    But keep in mind, if you have too much shit in there your sandwich will be unclosable and fall apart. That becomes a hassle and we don't like it, so don't go overboard.
    Finally:
    You can literally customize your sandwich in many ways. If we have time we'll do it for you, the system should allow it.
    I've seen people put crazy amounts of different meat on it, or pour a bag of crushed lays chips into the sandwich.
    This isn't for everyone though. The most I ever did was combine a serving of cold cut combo onto my turkey because I wanted it to be more filling.
    Cookies:
    They're actually really damn good, I have no fucking clue how Subway sources such criminally good cookies. Definitely try them out (my favorite was the raspberry cheesecake).
    Yeah, Subway's definitely not for everyone (RIP SungWon), and I'd say it's more of a cult for the people who do enjoy it (like me).
    The sandwich you choose to make can either be great or horrible, and it takes a lot of trial and error to figure out what works and what doesn't.
    There's a seemingly infinite number of combinations and ways to arrange them, and not everyone has the time, money, or appetite to do so.
    That, plus the fact that a good sandwich is entirely subjective makes it all the more challenging, especially for picky eaters.
    But when you do find a good recipe, damn it's awesome.
    But I hope this helps.

    • @floralwallpaper5553
      @floralwallpaper5553 3 года назад +25

      Omg yes the cookies from subway are delicious! The raspberry cheesecake cookie is supreme! The main reason I go there lol

    • @doodlesbykeems
      @doodlesbykeems 3 года назад +16

      The cookies need to be in the conversation more I think their chocolate chip cookies are killer. I've asked them to heat it up before and it's super good!

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 3 года назад +7

      Those cookies are good,I just wish they didn't fall apart so easily.

    • @artemischii
      @artemischii 3 года назад +7

      As a person that's never tried subway and is very confused about it all, this was very helpful!

    • @alexandrac6177
      @alexandrac6177 3 года назад +25

      As a former Jimmy John’s worker, all of subway’s bread and veggies are garbage, but no one even approaches their cookie game. They should really just revamp their whole thing based around cookies.

  • @CUMGARR
    @CUMGARR 3 года назад +1044

    I don't know why, but both me and my dad love this series to death. He's 65, he does not watch RUclips, but fuck does he love SungWon's reviews of food variations.

    • @slicedfruitgirl
      @slicedfruitgirl 3 года назад +47

      Haha that's so cute!

    • @mannybot8359
      @mannybot8359 2 года назад +44

      That's awesome! I love it when people can bond with their family over random little youtube things lol

    • @markturner9115
      @markturner9115 2 года назад +28

      By pure coincidence, I happen to be 65 and my son turned me on to ProZD for years, now?

    • @alcatraz2981
      @alcatraz2981 2 года назад +5

      Dun dun duuuuuuun

  • @davidseo4012
    @davidseo4012 3 года назад +531

    Imagine he actually did it in one sitting. Changing his outfit every time he eats a new sandwich.

    • @CoyoteRecon
      @CoyoteRecon 3 года назад +76

      Even gave himself a haircut to make it more believable

    • @DaddyDuckTown
      @DaddyDuckTown 3 года назад +8

      I'm willing to believe this

    • @thecoach3577
      @thecoach3577 3 года назад +4

      It’s definitely what I would have done

    • @FoodTastertv
      @FoodTastertv 3 года назад +3

      If it was me id do it all in one sitting LOL.

    • @seekay7448
      @seekay7448 3 года назад +1

      Feel likes that's what he actually did

  • @Silph_Co
    @Silph_Co 3 года назад +132

    I'm still so baffled why Subway ever took the Pizza Sub off of their menu. It combines the best parts of the Meatball Marinara along with their pretty okay pepperoni into something I actually like quite a bit. That said, I've still been able to ask for a Pizza Sub despite it not being on the menu, and only once have I been told I can't get it. It's the only sandwich from Subway I would ever recommend to someone.

    • @bobson_dugnutt
      @bobson_dugnutt 3 года назад +16

      That's weird, we still have the Pizza sub in Canada. My local Subway has the Pizza sub but not the meatballs, which is pretty weird cause isn't it the same sauce? But other locations have meatballs.

    • @draykenly8418
      @draykenly8418 2 года назад +11

      Yes bring that back and the fucking GARLIC BUTTER that made meatball marinara god tier

    • @DooshieV
      @DooshieV 2 года назад +3

      This is what I get every time I go to Subway. Toasted with some ranch, oregano, and parmesan cheese is bomb.

    • @DuckInGameStop
      @DuckInGameStop 2 года назад +2

      What are the ingredients so I can order this myself? I assume it's the marinara sauce, pepperoni, some kind of cheese, and then maybe some other things?

    • @thorne3827
      @thorne3827 Год назад +3

      They have "The Boss" now, which is meatball marinara with pepperoni and mozzarella, and it's pretty solid. Not the same, but pretty close.

  • @jirothemushroom8437
    @jirothemushroom8437 3 года назад +1111

    i want him to do “trying every hi-chew flavor” next

    • @jameswalker5645
      @jameswalker5645 3 года назад +12

      This is the most underrated comment

    • @AlR-ol9gh
      @AlR-ol9gh 3 года назад +21

      @@jameswalker5645 it’s goanna be like 200+ high chews lol

    • @AlR-ol9gh
      @AlR-ol9gh 3 года назад +11

      There’s so many high chews lol

    • @wingwaabuddha
      @wingwaabuddha 3 года назад +10

      Strawberry or you are not my friend

    • @Zurrke
      @Zurrke 3 года назад +3

      Do you want him to die?

  • @howtenchem2357
    @howtenchem2357 3 года назад +1021

    “it’s perfectly… pretty good” that’s about the highest praise Subway could get

    • @Burialofagod
      @Burialofagod 3 года назад +13

      Subway is the best sub shop

    • @robertmitchell3271
      @robertmitchell3271 3 года назад +7

      Don’t forget ‘yum yum in my tum’ lmao

    • @ivanlopez9452
      @ivanlopez9452 3 года назад +9

      But jimmy johns tho, fire dude. Thats the best sub place that I’ve tried, jersey mikes isnt bad too

    • @Roflmao6173
      @Roflmao6173 3 года назад +25

      Honestly it sums up why people like fast food. It'll never be restaurant quality but at the same time it can never go wrong too

    • @baihublake204
      @baihublake204 3 года назад

      @@ivanlopez9452 I prefer subway for all the sauces that they have.

  • @snowpixie15
    @snowpixie15 3 года назад +445

    "taste is a strong word - i can sense the mayo"

    • @friijolesLIVE
      @friijolesLIVE 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @garyv83
      @garyv83 3 года назад +2

      Must need some Prof. X-level taste buds to sense that mayo.

    • @zel932
      @zel932 3 года назад +2

      LMFAO

  • @procrastination2204
    @procrastination2204 2 года назад +148

    As a vegetarian, I love the fact that the two veggie options were within the first three you reviewed. And you honestly summed them up so well. It reminds me why I haven't been to Subway in years.

    • @bigberthasayno5401
      @bigberthasayno5401 2 года назад +11

      veggie patty slaps with jalapenos and chipotle

    • @arnavprasad3014
      @arnavprasad3014 9 месяцев назад

      @@bigberthasayno5401 slap that patty uwu

  • @hornetsearlgrey3766
    @hornetsearlgrey3766 3 года назад +1940

    1:34 Veggie Patty: 2.8/5
    4:00 Steak & Cheese: 3.3/5
    5:15 Veggie Delight: 0/5
    6:02 Cold Cut Combo: 2.9/5
    6:59 Chicken Bacon Ranch: 3/5
    8:06 BLT: 3.1/5
    9:07 Turkey Breast: 1.7/5
    9:53 Turkey Italiano: 1.2/5
    10:57 Meatball Marinara: 3.7/5
    12:06 Buffalo Chicken: 2.8/5
    13:28 Black Forest Ham: 2.4/5
    14:10 Spicy Italian: 2.5/5
    15:05 Tuna: 3.2/5
    15:51 Italian BMT: 2.6/5
    16:45 Turkey Breast & Black Forest Ham: 2.1/5
    17:57 Oven Roasted Chicken: 2.8/5
    19:23 American Club: 3/5
    20:37 Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki: 2.7/5

    • @deiansalazar140
      @deiansalazar140 3 года назад +82

      Godsend

    • @Mohammad-st5ez
      @Mohammad-st5ez 3 года назад +38

      I love you

    • @JD867
      @JD867 3 года назад +178

      Highest score: Passable.
      Somehow, I don't think he likes Subway.

    • @ethanlocke3604
      @ethanlocke3604 3 года назад +7

      Legend

    • @liaojendyk9167
      @liaojendyk9167 3 года назад +17

      Sad he didn't try the pastrami with sourdough. My personal favorite.

  • @Tentarek
    @Tentarek 3 года назад +569

    Try those lines of lindt chocolate where it starts at milk then goes up to 90%. I'm curious what your dark chocolate breaking point is.

    • @raznaak
      @raznaak 3 года назад +40

      Preeety sure it goes up to 99%, at least in Canada.
      I like 90%, 99% is fine but it becomes really... doughy? as you eat it, it's WAY better when you take milk or coffee with it.

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 3 года назад +14

      Ghirardelli 100% here. Anything above 80% is pretty great, to my palate, though.

    • @AlexanderM01
      @AlexanderM01 3 года назад +7

      That series if Lindt Chocolate bars goes up to 100%, the most pure and bitter chocolate you can get.

    • @Ace_Maus
      @Ace_Maus 3 года назад +13

      I've tried 98% with a handmade bar (I watched the process and even helped grinding the beans). Love bitter seeds, apparently, since I also like chewing on toasted coffee seeds.

    • @sickclips-wq9bu
      @sickclips-wq9bu 3 года назад +11

      i had a 75% dark chocolate bar once. i love dark chocolate, but that was like eating literal dirt.

  • @athickie
    @athickie 3 года назад +680

    "It tastes like a flavor" probably the closest thing to a compliment subways gonna get from ProZD 😂

  • @seraphinetinskey9293
    @seraphinetinskey9293 2 года назад +181

    ProZD is an excellent content creator. I've never seen someone losing the will to live so entertaining.

  • @pineapple5396
    @pineapple5396 3 года назад +486

    The cashier: Oh hey Sungwon, the regula…
    Sungwon: stfu, I will literally never see you again in two days.

    • @AnkleBiter3854
      @AnkleBiter3854 Год назад +1

      Soonjin wants nothing to do with your watered down cardboard

  • @Sganarell
    @Sganarell 3 года назад +486

    The first time I went to subway I was seventeen during a trip to Ireland. Nobody spoke my native language and I didn't speak English that well yet. Because of the shock of the sudden realization that I had to choose what went to the sandwich, I panicked and just pointed at stuff under the baffled look of the subway employee. I composed a sandwich of yellow onion, red onions and 3 different type of cheese. Raw. Nothing else in there. I maintained my composure pretty well, so everyone thought that this weird ass meal was the thing I was aiming for from the beginning. It honestly didn't tasted that bad.

    • @user-vz5wu8ty3z
      @user-vz5wu8ty3z 3 года назад +66

      This is literature

    • @akatastrophe
      @akatastrophe 3 года назад +61

      I hope you’re doing ok.

    • @oliomphalos3657
      @oliomphalos3657 3 года назад +20

      That's not unlike the cheese and onion sandwich that's pretty common in Britain though!

    • @draheim90
      @draheim90 2 года назад +5

      To be fair, some Subway employees are so inept that you would get that same sub even if you ordered a proper one.
      I’ve had to repeat the sub I wanted or a single topping up to five times. And usually not because they’re busy, but because the employee has no attentional capacity and could not care less.

    • @EmeraldCoasttt
      @EmeraldCoasttt 2 года назад +45

      @@draheim90 they aren't paid enough to care that much tbh

  • @Spremington
    @Spremington 3 года назад +2090

    Fun fact: A court in Ireland ruled that Subway's bread has SO much sugar in it that it can't legally be called bread.

    • @GUkraine
      @GUkraine 3 года назад +236

      Same thing happened to their chicken, it's mostly pieced together soy w/ chicken scrap.

    • @al3th3pr06
      @al3th3pr06 3 года назад +53

      you just watched food theory didnt you

    • @GUkraine
      @GUkraine 3 года назад +155

      @@al3th3pr06 no I just remember when that was a huge thing in Canada lol

    • @deathmetalpotato
      @deathmetalpotato 3 года назад +203

      And their tuna apparently isn’t tuna. Subway’s response was “many different things fall under the general tuna umbrella”. 😟

    • @mobubbler
      @mobubbler 3 года назад +54

      @@deathmetalpotato It is tuna. Look into it harder

  • @authorityfigure1630
    @authorityfigure1630 2 года назад +90

    Just imagine the sandwich maker that built him a sandwich 18 days in a row and then never saw him again. They probably exchanged mild banter or a laugh at least. They probably think something happened to him.

    • @mikespiegel5990
      @mikespiegel5990 2 года назад +28

      I'm sorry this is so late, but this comment took me out. Just the thought of a guy getting a sandwich 18 days in a row and then being mysteriously murdered or something im

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 Год назад +11

      "This guy came in every day and ordered a different sandwich. He told me he hated every single one of them. After trying everything on the menu, he never came back."

  • @DefinitiveDubs
    @DefinitiveDubs 3 года назад +1166

    "In other news, a man died horribly today after eating every McDonald's menu item."

    • @monokuma7746
      @monokuma7746 3 года назад +14

      Maybe in America but here in the UK the food don't even fill you with

    • @LORDdrPepper
      @LORDdrPepper 3 года назад +12

      @@monokuma7746 isn't a big mac like 40% water? Shit barely makes me full, I have to get 2 to even feel a little satisfied

    • @eliseo5416
      @eliseo5416 3 года назад +37

      Oof you know someone is young when they make this joke. Don't remember Super Size Me?

    • @Psyantic1196
      @Psyantic1196 3 года назад +3

      @@eliseo5416 I had to pause McDonald’s for a while after that lmao

    • @Mona-.-
      @Mona-.- 3 года назад +2

      @@LORDdrPepper idek how you can eat Big Macs. Their beef is just tasteless imo. Might as well get a chicken borg

  • @katiepyon
    @katiepyon 3 года назад +223

    I felt so validated when he praised the meatball sub

    • @Jaybe8891
      @Jaybe8891 3 года назад +21

      Meatball sub is an A tier item at subway
      Surprisingly good

    • @cm275
      @cm275 3 года назад +11

      The meatball sub on flatbread slaps.

    • @beautifulmeeses
      @beautifulmeeses 3 года назад +3

      Meatball subs are by far the best

    • @nerdychocobo
      @nerdychocobo 3 года назад +2

      Same XD it's my subway order

    • @Setogayamari
      @Setogayamari 3 года назад +2

      honestly subway isn't to bad, comes down to how good you can make a sandwich

  • @jdggaming5764
    @jdggaming5764 3 года назад +171

    I love these videos because they're not mukbangs and they're not gross, they're just genuine, detailed, yet chill reviews

    • @markai2002
      @markai2002 3 года назад +4

      And it's funny asf when he gets mad at the food 😂

    • @CasualCat64
      @CasualCat64 3 года назад

      Mukbangs aren’t gross if anything it makes you hungry

    • @Bobobidobo2
      @Bobobidobo2 3 года назад +6

      @@CasualCat64 Mukbangs are disgusting.

  • @JasperKazai
    @JasperKazai 3 года назад +17

    16:20 "It tastes like... a flavor. That's something new for Subway." lol

  • @LaughBoys
    @LaughBoys 3 года назад +330

    This man is willing to sacrifice his health by ingesting countless calories of grade D meat, just to entertain us for 23 mins. Don’t take this for granted fam. Appreciate this moment in history.

    • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
      @THEGRUMPTRUCK 3 года назад +20

      It's sad, because the subway I live near was very good for a long time. The original owner/manager of it kept prices low (I don't know how) but had pretty good quality ingredients. He ran it for decades. When be stepped down there was a big corporate shuffle at the subway, and then the prices of everything skyrocketed and the quality went down noticeably.

    • @annaijustwanttoliveachilll9162
      @annaijustwanttoliveachilll9162 3 года назад +1

      Yes.

  • @itsiswift
    @itsiswift 3 года назад +576

    I think he will legitimately move on to “Trying a meal from every [insert restaurant here] in my state”

    • @esther7943
      @esther7943 3 года назад +5

      I’m waiting 👀…

    • @govenormayor87
      @govenormayor87 3 года назад +1

      Let’s see

    • @Manchineel3993
      @Manchineel3993 3 года назад +8

      I wanna see "Trying every Banquet frozen dinner!"

    • @icey4643
      @icey4643 3 года назад

      @@esther7943 why are you replying to every fucking comment

    • @cooleddie1438
      @cooleddie1438 3 года назад +1

      @@icey4643 why aren’t you
      😝😝😝😝😎😎😎😎

  • @ansel569
    @ansel569 3 года назад +406

    This is it, this is the one that kills him

    • @dr_strange_jnr2730
      @dr_strange_jnr2730 3 года назад +53

      These videos do legitimately make me worry about his health sometimes

    • @brodaforlife
      @brodaforlife 3 года назад +14

      I honestly wonder how Subway would handle this if they saw this video

    • @frostyflames7864
      @frostyflames7864 3 года назад +11

      He even ate the cucumbers for science 💀

    • @Roadrunner-n9k
      @Roadrunner-n9k 3 года назад +24

      he said he does it in multiple sittings

    • @reddeath1548
      @reddeath1548 3 года назад +3

      I legit thought he would try all of them in one sitting and I was very concerned lol

  • @JebAlert
    @JebAlert 2 года назад +11

    "A dry subway sandwich makes you want to die"
    Honestly a better and more accurate slogan for Subway than "eat fresh"

  • @shelbyelbywelby8561
    @shelbyelbywelby8561 3 года назад +270

    “It’s some thick ass chicken”
    “This chicken is bizarre”
    “Weird spongy meat sponge”
    Iconic.

  • @samgiangrande8354
    @samgiangrande8354 3 года назад +817

    I wanna see “trying everything of ___’s menu” i love all your eating vids

    • @reign1594
      @reign1594 3 года назад +18

      You wanna see him die?😂😂😂

    • @xilogex7403
      @xilogex7403 3 года назад +2

      @@reign1594 maybe

    • @aguiar6636
      @aguiar6636 3 года назад +6

      YES MORE MENU VIDEOS PLEASE

    • @lautaroescarlon7501
      @lautaroescarlon7501 3 года назад +9

      He should just do trying every food in general

    • @whatever9167
      @whatever9167 3 года назад +1

      @about you plz stop spamming its getting annoying.

  • @jamnotjelly5938
    @jamnotjelly5938 3 года назад +385

    "Not as pathetic as I thought it would be", "I'm not miserable eating it", "I like it fine", "pretty alright". Lmao!!! You sure do hate subway.

    • @ricardomontoya7731
      @ricardomontoya7731 3 года назад +5

      We all do…even the review of the week i think dislikes subway…what a shitefest of a shop!

    • @ksad96
      @ksad96 3 года назад +16

      American Subways must suck ass... The ones near my uni in Oslo are pretty good, but I like that it's somewhat cheap with a lot of veggies included so I feel less shitty about myself lmao.

    • @deliriousmusicality8840
      @deliriousmusicality8840 3 года назад +16

      @@ricardomontoya7731 clearly not everyone hates it, since it's such a big brand lol

    • @ricardomontoya7731
      @ricardomontoya7731 3 года назад

      @@deliriousmusicality8840 not everybody thinks they hate it…big differance…thatws where the big bucko goes!

    • @deliriousmusicality8840
      @deliriousmusicality8840 3 года назад +15

      @@ricardomontoya7731 "not everybody thinks they hate it" wtf does this mean lol

  • @dreamvisitor
    @dreamvisitor 2 года назад +8

    there's something so comforting about these videos and I can't explain why. I find myself coming back to all of them quite frequently

    • @rp7155
      @rp7155 5 месяцев назад

      I feel exactly the same

  • @matthewelias7545
    @matthewelias7545 3 года назад +1362

    Should have just called this video “A slow descent into madness” or maybe “My Mouth is full of subway and I must scream”

  • @supertiki500
    @supertiki500 3 года назад +360

    Note: eating 15 subs makes your hair get shorter. 14 subs should be the limit.

    • @rory9718
      @rory9718 3 года назад

      underrated comment

    • @kgsniper4850
      @kgsniper4850 3 года назад

      @@thefinalbruhttv7579 17 just makes you bald.

    • @-Four-
      @-Four- 3 года назад

      @@kgsniper4850 18 makes your other head go bald as well

    • @BeyondRepair1945
      @BeyondRepair1945 3 года назад +2

      @@-Four- 19 removes pubs hair
      Wait this is good

    • @pandapruitt2542
      @pandapruitt2542 2 года назад +1

      20 and you get insurmountable cosmic strength

  • @funx24X7
    @funx24X7 3 года назад +116

    As someone who actually likes subway, this video reminded me of just how many sandwiches they have that I don't enjoy at all. The ones I do get are usually pretty good though.

    • @timmitanga1185
      @timmitanga1185 3 года назад +26

      Honestly I just kinda make my own subs at subway and put whatever I’m feeling on my sub so subway really never disappoints 😅😅😅

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 3 года назад +1

      Is meatball your go to?

    • @funx24X7
      @funx24X7 3 года назад +12

      @@JackgarPrime Meatball, spicy Italian or steak n cheese. Like Sungwon I used to enjoy the sweet onion teriyaki back in the day but no longer. The wraps aren't bad either.

    • @grodcoyote6635
      @grodcoyote6635 3 года назад +2

      @@funx24X7 I'm partial to the buffalo chicken wrap, tomato wrap, with provolone, spinach, Tomatoes, extra pickles, green bell peppers, jalapenos, Sriracha, mayo, Chipotle Southwest, and finally salt-and-pepper. Lasts me the whole day, and a bit of the next!

    • @dupuis2000
      @dupuis2000 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, the thing with Subway is that you definitely need to customize a lot. Seeing him get tomatoes in all the sandwiches made me feel bad since that's where the sponginess and soginess comes from.

  • @sebastianjohnjanik6775
    @sebastianjohnjanik6775 Год назад +11

    This video got me through one of worst nights of my life. Watching this man eat Subway is comforting.

  • @RynKen
    @RynKen 3 года назад +114

    I don't think I've ever had a Subway sandwich that wasn't toasted. This might be why I've never had a problem with my sandwiches being too watery, despite always loading them with a bunch of veggies.

  • @codyb5327
    @codyb5327 3 года назад +669

    “It’s like a fucking water sandwich!” I’m dyin dude lmao

    • @theartofmat7931
      @theartofmat7931 3 года назад +9

      Zero!

    • @GlennTillema
      @GlennTillema 3 года назад +6

      Yeah, you've really got to do all kinds of tricks to make the sandwiches not taste like water veggies entrapped by sugar bread. Like with the steak you tell them to put the onion and peppers on before it's toasted. With seafood you add bacon to add some kind of flavor. Every sandwich needs salt and pepper.

    • @ForumcoldiArchon
      @ForumcoldiArchon 3 года назад +3

      Litterally never had that problem and i rly like Subway.
      Must be the american quality ensurance being a lot worse than in europe..
      Its perfect both in the netherlands and germany.

    • @robertschnobert9090
      @robertschnobert9090 3 года назад +3

      @@GlennTillema every sandwich needs salt, pepper, and CILANTRO! That's really important 🌈

    • @s0urce231
      @s0urce231 3 года назад +1

      😅😂

  • @CalebDennis1
    @CalebDennis1 3 года назад +345

    I've never been jump-scared by a haircut before.

  • @sparrownguyen1921
    @sparrownguyen1921 3 года назад +200

    “salty but it’s there” sounds like a description of me at parties

    • @rashotcake6945
      @rashotcake6945 3 года назад +18

      well i find you sweet ;)

    • @caseyhall2320
      @caseyhall2320 3 года назад +8

      @@rashotcake6945 oooohh shit. 😆

    • @sparrownguyen1921
      @sparrownguyen1921 3 года назад +13

      @@rashotcake6945 oh? well then in that case I’m starting to find you a bit spicy, my good sir ;)

    • @beeknees2531
      @beeknees2531 3 года назад +4

      @@sparrownguyen1921 GET A ROOM YOU TWO.

    • @baasilimrankhalfay1552
      @baasilimrankhalfay1552 3 года назад +3

      Oh damn, this comment got a bit saucy ;)

  • @CHARL1E
    @CHARL1E 3 года назад +224

    The meatball sub carries. Also I love how he got a hair cut during the making of this video lol

  • @CampbellWolfe
    @CampbellWolfe 2 года назад +9

    I don't know why I didn't watch this series for so long, they're honestly so entertaining. Watching SungWon validate my feels about turkey is truly wonderful.

  • @scraftyboi
    @scraftyboi 3 года назад +165

    That plot twist was crazy! I was NOT expecting prozd to get a haircut at the end

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 3 года назад +21

      Smh spoiler boy

    • @TimeTravelingFetus
      @TimeTravelingFetus 3 года назад +11

      AHHH SPOILERS

    • @TheAandJStudio
      @TheAandJStudio 3 года назад +8

      Lol don't read comments if you don't want spoilers in a vid.

    • @timurkral3781
      @timurkral3781 3 года назад +2

      He looks so much better at the end!

  • @Exphautaz
    @Exphautaz 3 года назад +227

    "Taste is a strong word. I can Sense the mayo."
    Edit: if the meatball marinara wasn't at least a 4.5 then you have an extra shitty subway

    • @jpark28
      @jpark28 3 года назад +4

      Gotta add some jalapenos to that bad boy

    • @toe_sucker_4165
      @toe_sucker_4165 2 года назад +3

      That, or you've tried ACTUAL meatball subs before.

  • @marcelherzog3735
    @marcelherzog3735 3 года назад +5

    I can appreciate you changing shirts after every sub, to make it look like it took more than a day to make this video.

  • @acedaggie15
    @acedaggie15 3 года назад +131

    You underestimate how bad Subway can make their guacamole.

    • @kaneloney4382
      @kaneloney4382 3 года назад +3

      It's not guacamole, it's just sea salt and avocado

  • @smokeyalpaca1910
    @smokeyalpaca1910 3 года назад +167

    Food standards in the current age: "The chicken is rubbery, but it still kinda tastes like chicken!"

    • @sarwatarannya8786
      @sarwatarannya8786 3 года назад +9

      @Many Doors, Ed Boy but I feel like 20 years ago, if the chicken literally didn't cure your depression and give you new purpose in life, it sucked

    • @nightknight8541
      @nightknight8541 3 года назад

      to be fair, it's a fast food chain, it's not meant to be fine dining

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 3 года назад +340

    This is just 23 minutes of ZD saying _"I wouldn't get it again, but-"_

    • @badwulff
      @badwulff 3 года назад +4

      'cept for the Meatball Marinara

  • @Enderflame134
    @Enderflame134 2 года назад +3

    Breaking News: Man eats way to much Subway sandwiches. Surprisingly not from Florida

  • @PaulthePlantGuy
    @PaulthePlantGuy 3 года назад +81

    17:54 the haircut jump was startling

  • @stormie5666
    @stormie5666 3 года назад +379

    “The police are gonna come get me for liking bacon” I guess the pigs took it personally, eh?

    • @UnfortunatelyTheHunger
      @UnfortunatelyTheHunger 3 года назад +20

      "Laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted, and the police are basically an occupying army. You guys wanna make some bacon?"

    • @centerreddot6852
      @centerreddot6852 3 года назад +1

      I feel like this has a double meaning

    • @marcberube3729
      @marcberube3729 3 года назад +5

      @@centerreddot6852 I sense an Animal Farm reference...

    • @toasteee252
      @toasteee252 3 года назад +5

      Yeah..but that occupying army has been defunded in many places and the nice people in those places seem to be murdering each other at higher rates or just walking out of stores without paying. There is also the fact that Pelosi is turning the capital police into a federal police force that not only protects Congress but now is being moved to other states because the local the police force there has been defunded.
      Welcome to the land of stupid left-wing millennials, where they believe the lie that real communism has never ever been tried anywhere and they themselves are more violent and cause more damage than any member of the police ever did.

    • @hit9819
      @hit9819 3 года назад +21

      @@toasteee252 Buddy it’s just a joke lmao

  • @bard4uu
    @bard4uu 3 года назад +86

    when i was little my dad used to push me in the walmart shopping cart and bring me a cup of the meatball sub filling while we shopped

    • @briannaong9267
      @briannaong9267 3 года назад +12

      that’s cute

    • @ashaler__
      @ashaler__ 3 года назад +1

      perfect

    • @mythesto
      @mythesto 3 года назад +1

      wait what? you drank marinara sauce while in the cart?

    • @bard4uu
      @bard4uu 3 года назад +5

      @@mythesto no no he got me a spoon and id eat it while he shopped since having it on the bread was messy

  • @baronvonbeandip
    @baronvonbeandip 2 года назад +3

    I'm back because Kronii was hyping up Subway and I had to remind myself that a man almost died and the murder weapon was a Veggie Delight.

  • @angel577391
    @angel577391 3 года назад +8

    I worked at subway for 2 years and I gotta say. Toast your veggies. Eating raw onions and green peppers with a warm sandwich is not the way to go. Also toasting the bread first and toasting again after everything added makes it nice and crispy

    • @oyamampendu9467
      @oyamampendu9467 3 года назад

      I will do this when making a sandwich instead of buying Subway

  • @JimboMarsh
    @JimboMarsh 3 года назад +257

    Somewhere out there, Milad is sensing a disturbance in the force.

    • @bm246
      @bm246 3 года назад +7

      This is very true

    • @jeck633
      @jeck633 3 года назад +4

      Jeck

    • @shredd9719
      @shredd9719 3 года назад +1

      underrated comment

  • @draheim90
    @draheim90 2 года назад +5

    Since the pandemic I just make my own sandwiches. But when I used to frequent Subway, my go-to was the spicy Italian on herbs and cheese bread with provolone, black olives, lettuce, spinach, and mustard. Def my favorite from them. Probably could add oregano and pepper but I never did.

  • @HighCrimson
    @HighCrimson 3 года назад +418

    Me, assuming he did this in one sitting: He died so that we could live.

    • @Granadehappy
      @Granadehappy 3 года назад +25

      Even better, he ate Subway 18 days, assuming, in a row.

    • @judyshimada1395
      @judyshimada1395 3 года назад +15

      He literally said “I’m not doing this in one sitting cause I will die”

    • @judyshimada1395
      @judyshimada1395 3 года назад

      I can’t edit it but I’m taking out literally

    • @austingraham5956
      @austingraham5956 3 года назад +6

      He did all in one sitting he just had 18 shirts laid out to make it look like another day

    • @rachelkaminski4786
      @rachelkaminski4786 3 года назад +2

      He is not Keith from Try Guys (who does a bite of everything on the menu in one day)! He dies a little every eat the menu he does. I’m happy that it’s just one everyday.

  • @RandomGuy-bx2wv
    @RandomGuy-bx2wv 3 года назад +23

    From my few experiences at subway, how good your sandwiches are really depends on whether you make good choices about what goes in them. If you already know what veggies and meats and sauces make good pairings, you can get pretty decent flavor. Like ProZD said a few times, cutting back on what you put in the sandwich often makes it more dynamic and interesting. Oh, and ALWAYS get the bread toasted with the meat and cheese on it. The contrast between crunchy bread, warm meat, melty cheese, and cold veggies makes a world of difference in sandwiches. Warm umami and fat with a refreshing burst of cool acid.
    It's kinda like making a sandwich at home. You ever see people wondering "why do my homemade sandwiches taste so bland?" Pay attention to how you're making the sandwich. When people make sandwiches at home, nine times out of ten they aren't using tasty ingredients or good toasted bread, they're not thinking about contrast of flavor or texture, they have no idea what they're doing. Nine times out of ten, sandwiches you buy at a fast food place have been engineered specifically to be delicious, taking all of the flavor and texture factors into account. Except, the point of Subway is that you can make the sandwich how you want it to be; so instead of doing the work of figuring out what tastes good FOR you, YOU have to figure that out yourself.
    Having said all that, I would agree that a lot of the subway ingredients are pretty bland.

  • @Warlordcubs
    @Warlordcubs 3 года назад +366

    I got to the end, realized none of them was toasted and my heart dropped, none toasted Subway Subs are grim

    • @elijahboyd4027
      @elijahboyd4027 3 года назад +9

      Toasting a sandwich, on top of the surcharge subway charges, also makes the entire meal taxable.

    • @RiskyRhubarb
      @RiskyRhubarb 3 года назад +5

      Dat American Club was toasted

    • @itsfirstgradespongebob.445
      @itsfirstgradespongebob.445 3 года назад +11

      My thoughts exactly, cold sandwiches in general are just pain.

    • @LauraFromMarkerQuest
      @LauraFromMarkerQuest 3 года назад +9

      The sweet onion chicken teriyaki is a million times better toasted with the shredded cheese.

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 3 года назад +11

      @@elijahboyd4027 There's no surcharge here for toasting uwu

  • @unfusedmolecule1649
    @unfusedmolecule1649 2 года назад +3

    I love this series because of your extremely pessimistic demeanor. I have never seen a 5/5 in this series and I do not care because of your attitude towards everything. 10/10, would watch again.

  • @SLiV9
    @SLiV9 3 года назад +43

    I've never been more happy to hear the words "I will not be doing this in one sitting".

    • @elrac7333
      @elrac7333 3 года назад

      Before I clicked, "Is this the video that finally kills him?"

  • @g.u.959
    @g.u.959 3 года назад +133

    Alright, we can firmly tuck this in the “A video ruined a food for Sungwon” category

    • @BillyBob-xx5jr
      @BillyBob-xx5jr 3 года назад +25

      I mean, ruin implies he enjoyed it at some point. From what I've seen I think he's hated it all along but this just was the final 12 nails in the coffin, alongside 20 tons of soil to bury it, then throwing it into a blackhole.

    • @lyranlover6904
      @lyranlover6904 3 года назад +8

      Yeah no firm tucking. He already just was adverse to subway

    • @jamesfitzgerald8267
      @jamesfitzgerald8267 3 года назад +2

      I don't think he liked Subway in the first place, and I don't blame him.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 года назад

      *Sooge-Win

  • @zojirushi1
    @zojirushi1 3 года назад +74

    Imagine people at Subway seeing Prozd everyday at lunch time for 18 days straight lol

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip 3 года назад +4

      stonks
      *sees the reviews*
      sad stonks

    • @BlendyCat
      @BlendyCat 3 года назад +1

      yeah then never see him again

    • @sebaj8386
      @sebaj8386 3 года назад +1

      I feel like he does uber eats tbh

    • @BlendyCat
      @BlendyCat 3 года назад +2

      @@sebaj8386 It’s completely disgusting of you to assume that.
      He’s probably more of a doordasher

  • @emojilord474
    @emojilord474 3 года назад +5

    I think he killed it with the veggie patty first. "It's a little bland..." that pretty much sums up Subway right there 🤣

  • @ianrosenbalm6555
    @ianrosenbalm6555 3 года назад +97

    "It tastes like...a flavor. That's something new...for Subway." 🤣

  • @bluepanda5756
    @bluepanda5756 3 года назад +93

    Him: I obviously won’t be doing this in one sitting cause I would die.
    Me slowly letting go of the 12th sandwich: ._.

    • @hirahiro2331
      @hirahiro2331 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 3 года назад +2

      bro I know that you are joking but on the off chance that you don't please get help. You are slowly killing yourself with this lifestyle

    • @bluepanda5756
      @bluepanda5756 3 года назад +3

      @@juannaym8488 lol I’m joking. Thanks for the kind words though.

    • @charlestufenkji8490
      @charlestufenkji8490 3 года назад +2

      Damn. Niceness on the internet! That's a rare sight!

  • @icey4643
    @icey4643 3 года назад +89

    you can see him at the start being excited, then near the end he’s depressed. hes doing this for us people. he goated

  • @pymarathon
    @pymarathon 3 года назад +11

    I worked at Subway for several years back in the late 90s and one of the "perks" was essentially unlimited free food...
    From memory, basically the only thing I ever got was tuna wraps where I'd microwave the double bacon double pepper jack in the wrap before adding the tuna and some extra brown mustard... It was "fine" though from experience working temp at OTHER subways that didn't have our throughput I wouldn't recommend getting the tuna unless it was made same-day.
    I don't remember a single other thing being edible other than maybe the meatball if you were really really hungry and added a squirt of vinegar (sounds crazy I know but someone in the area discovered it and all the college kids ordered it that way and I have to admit, the extra acid somehow made it slightly better). I will note that if the Subway is dead (and these days they usually are) you might be able to get your "artist" to dice the green peppers and onions... they're raw, they really need it.

    • @Frame_Late
      @Frame_Late Год назад

      Their new menu is actually way better. I got the new Italian Mozzarella the other day on flatbread with spinach, tomatoes, onions, banana peppers and olives, and with garlic aioli and mustard. It was actually good, probably one of the few really good subway sandwiches I've gotten.
      I used to eat subway a ton because I worked right across the street and the owners gave me discounts because we ate there so often. Plus, we got coupons from our work for subway, so everything was stupid cheap. The owners were nice people, treated their workers well.

  • @tobiashong9946
    @tobiashong9946 3 года назад +91

    You cannot convince me that Prozd didn't actually just do these all in the span of one day, and that right out of frame there is a pile of shirts that he used to try and convince us otherwise.

    • @AkashSingh-jv5im
      @AkashSingh-jv5im 3 года назад +8

      And he cut his hair in the middle of it just to add to the deception ;)

    • @AlInGaP_Diode
      @AlInGaP_Diode 3 года назад +2

      and a pile of hair

    • @SoyDrinker
      @SoyDrinker 3 года назад +1

      Yeah and he left to go get a haircut halfway through

  • @takuto2512
    @takuto2512 3 года назад +15

    As an former subway employee, I can say that those are actually some clean ass-lookin sandwiches. Props to the artists

  • @bastokrepublic
    @bastokrepublic 3 года назад +126

    I love how you insult their sandwiches so matter-of-factly.

  • @wmcneill26
    @wmcneill26 Год назад +1

    I know someone who used to work at the Subway corporate office and he asked non-ironically, "How much water can we put in the turkey and still call it turkey?"

  • @NoReaSoN2CaR3
    @NoReaSoN2CaR3 3 года назад +83

    *Turkey on a sandwich*
    Sungwon: “I am not impressed with your performance.”

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 3 года назад +117

    17:54 Dang , I didn't realize eating a subway each day would give you a haircut.

    • @spybloom
      @spybloom 3 года назад +9

      It wasn't a haircut. A little-known side effect of eating Subway every day is hair loss

    • @FoodTastertv
      @FoodTastertv 3 года назад

      Its those razor thin pieces of meat in there that cut his hair :)

  • @karategirl12
    @karategirl12 3 года назад +35

    Black forest ham: mysterious, but still ham

  • @SuperTurtle0
    @SuperTurtle0 3 года назад +7

    The really impressive part is that he actually changed his shirt every day

  • @ripperman25
    @ripperman25 3 года назад +160

    how to make any subway sandwich better: herb cheese bread, toasted, sweet onion sauce

    • @morot172
      @morot172 3 года назад +6

      Salt and pepper.

    • @corncube9063
      @corncube9063 3 года назад +3

      This is exactly my order lmao, herb cheese bread/toasted oven roasted chicken breast/all veggies + sweet onion sauce

    • @samanthaleslie1910
      @samanthaleslie1910 3 года назад +2

      Sweet onion+mayo

    • @T3noir
      @T3noir 3 года назад +4

      Ahh a fellow sweet onion connoisseur

  • @crimhuahua
    @crimhuahua 3 года назад +188

    I have trouble getting motivation to eat all my food/eat whole meals/finish my plate when I’m eating alone and these videos help me so much!!! Watch you eat makes eating feel safer so thank you!

    • @crimhuahua
      @crimhuahua 3 года назад +17

      Also you being willing to eat things you don’t like on a sandwich is so interesting I don’t think I could ever I want to study your brain

    • @sunny15300
      @sunny15300 3 года назад +12

      Huh, I thought I was the only one who does that. I usually do it when I'm eating food that I don't really like or eat much of and makes it taste better or make it easier to eat, somehow.

    • @Bandstand
      @Bandstand 3 года назад +8

      @@crimhuahua Try mukbangs

    • @James_I_Archer
      @James_I_Archer 3 года назад +1

      Try beard meats food it’s strangely addictive and wholesome

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 2 года назад +2

      Are you a small child????

  • @michaelaharris3190
    @michaelaharris3190 3 года назад +150

    This morning I thought “damn I haven’t had subway in like a year and a half.” Then you uploaded this an hour later so I took that as a sign to get subway.

    • @hellothisislilac
      @hellothisislilac 3 года назад +55

      You took this video as a SIGN to get subway? Lmao

    • @nathanl8769
      @nathanl8769 3 года назад

      People say anything for a like. Shits weird to me

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 3 года назад +18

      @@nathanl8769 Yes, your shit is weird to you.

    • @overgrownghost
      @overgrownghost 3 года назад +3

      Did you... watch this first?

    • @sand5127
      @sand5127 3 года назад +5

      What did you get? Was it good?

  • @colinharter4094
    @colinharter4094 2 года назад

    the phrase, “every subway sandwich from subway” implies the existence of a follow up cursed video “every subway sandwich from quizno's.”

  • @JeanneNey99
    @JeanneNey99 3 года назад +21

    It’s been speculated for some time, but I think this video finally confirms ProZD is a masochist

  • @RodnyAlDar
    @RodnyAlDar 3 года назад +62

    I still find it weird that he calls them cheap. Over here in Bulgaria (eastern europe) they're basically *the* premimum sandwich place (Discounting like little local shops)

    • @emopeterparker7
      @emopeterparker7 3 года назад +15

      thats america for you

    • @vagabondjacket
      @vagabondjacket 3 года назад +32

      In America it’s normally seen as a last resort restaurant

    • @kiddpenn
      @kiddpenn 3 года назад +14

      maybe they use better ingredients there? i've often heard that american fast food companies use better ingredients at international locations...

    • @Fuiger
      @Fuiger 3 года назад +9

      @Thalassa Oceanphrite Ingredient and overall quality tend to differ depending on the country.

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 3 года назад +2

      @Thalassa Oceanphrite Its not trashy ingredients in my country. I guess Subway sucks in America lol.

  • @brandonnorvell5369
    @brandonnorvell5369 2 года назад +7

    Back when they still had the $5 footlong the meatball sub was one of my favorites. I was in early highschool at the time and I always used to skate from my house just to get it and then one time one of the meatballs had something SUPER hard in it that I was not able to identify and I was turned off ever since.

    • @la6631
      @la6631 2 года назад +1

      i had a similar experience with mcdonald’s chicken nuggets 🤮

    • @amun-ragaia8496
      @amun-ragaia8496 2 года назад +2

      Bone fragment?

    • @BaconBeast11
      @BaconBeast11 Год назад

      Just some good ole bone. Gotta be thankful I never cracked a tooth from shit like that.

  • @amurphy3335
    @amurphy3335 3 года назад +13

    The last time I had subway it was a meatball sub in a train station as I waited for the second train of a cross country trip and I talked to a lady who was friendly but also didn't believe dinosaurs were real
    The sandwich was fine but the experience was 5/5

  • @Kaissaz
    @Kaissaz 3 года назад +64

    one thing i learned by ordering in subway is: "less is more" i take only paprika, spinache, onions and cucumber. if you take more its like ProZD said: "F* watery sandwich"

    • @longliverocknroll5
      @longliverocknroll5 3 года назад +1

      Yup: main meat, 3-4 veggies TOPS and either mayo OR a sauce, never both. Even then, it ends up watery, just not inedibly watery. It was my only close fast-food option at university and I’ve had it like twice since thanks to the bad watery memories 🤣

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 3 года назад

      That's most of my own roster of veggies for Subway. Some sandwiches might get black olives or jalapeño peppers, as needed.

  • @pigb0i
    @pigb0i 3 года назад +144

    Here's the keys to that spicy Italian brother:
    Herb & cheese bread
    Lettuce
    Banana peppers
    Sweet onion sauce
    Toasted.

    • @reclown
      @reclown 3 года назад

      There Is No Subway On My Country,Big Sad Or Big Laugh?

    • @helpusobi1
      @helpusobi1 3 года назад +10

      Sweet onion is incredibly underrated

    • @thecanadiandefender1451
      @thecanadiandefender1451 3 года назад

      God that sounds amazing right now 🤤🤤🤤

    • @realsucka
      @realsucka 3 года назад +2

      See the spicy Italian is the best when you deck it out, agreed

    • @appl_cider
      @appl_cider 3 года назад

      I have mine like this:
      Herb & cheese bread
      Toasted
      Lettuce
      Jalapenos (x2)
      Sweet chilli sauce

  • @Shadowassassin908
    @Shadowassassin908 2 года назад +1

    Former subway employee;
    You can get your veggies toasted! I recommend it for peppers, onions and tomatoes, almost nothing else
    Lettuce and spinach are frozen in bags! They will be the most watery because of the fact that they were frozen. However all of them, depending on when you go, CAN be watery. It depends on how low in the pan they grab from.
    Not every location has every bread, cheese, sauce or even main parts. I, being from Ohio, never heard of veggie patty and have seen seafood salad in the menu but never in person.
    Tuna comes in 'bags' best way I can describe it.
    Tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers and a few others aren't frozen, but come about once or twice a week depending on your locations truck days. (Ours was Tuesday)
    Iirc all the meats are frozen when delivered.

  • @libby2262
    @libby2262 3 года назад +77

    "the police are gonna come get me for liking bacon" it's cuz you're eating their kind

    • @maggotbitch
      @maggotbitch 3 года назад +9

      Underrated comment. Love this

    • @libby2262
      @libby2262 3 года назад +3

      8:55 btw

  • @aidaxue
    @aidaxue 3 года назад +59

    just wanna point out his nails…they’re FUCKING GORGEOUS. most naturally evenly shaped and smoothest nails i’ve ever fucking seen

    • @mordi9286
      @mordi9286 3 года назад +14

      Odd thing to point out....but dang, you're right.

    • @Lollipop41378
      @Lollipop41378 7 месяцев назад +1

      Gay

  • @digitalgamer457
    @digitalgamer457 3 года назад +33

    I swear I thought I was the only clown on earth that enjoys the meatball marinara sandwich at subway. It's like the only sandwich I would eat there if I had a choice.

    • @ginrodino8542
      @ginrodino8542 3 года назад

      I used to be on a huge meatball kick, nd would stop by my local subway nearly every day for it. 😂

    • @dumbmonkey1313
      @dumbmonkey1313 3 года назад +1

      Same I only ate the pizza sub or the meatball marinara sub every time i went to subway because everything else i tried was fucking disgusting

  • @Greyhawk4x4
    @Greyhawk4x4 2 года назад

    How to find a good sandwich when going to Subway:
    1) Buy any random sandwich from Subway.
    2) Unwrap sandwich and realize what you have done.
    3) Throw it in the nearest garbage can.
    4) Drive to any other sandwich shop and buy a sandwich.
    5) Enjoy.

  • @saintsataniko2116
    @saintsataniko2116 3 года назад +30

    When my GF was a vegetarian I started ordering the Veggie Delight and really liked it! The cucumbers and tomatoes are cool and refreshing...but like ALL Subway subs you need to get jalapenos and banana peppers on it to really add a punch of heat and flavor, plus vinegar and oil. Nevertheless, my go-to sub now is always a meatball ;)