@@matureenough34 I'm sure it's fine in busier stores, but when I worked at one in hs they had the same meatballs in the heatwell all damn day because not enough were ever ordered to make more. That always put me off of them.
I feel like what this video needed to round it off would be ProZD seeing if, given his now advanced knowledge of Subway fillings, could create the perfect custom sub for him. As that is the spirit of their food.
Imagine being the employee of that one subway he visited every day for this video that thinks "this guy must really love subway" and finding this video on youtube.
@@julianchong2933 nah, it’s not our place. I’m sure he’s aware of where he is in his health. Commenting “ProZ slim” isn’t going to invoke positivity in him. No one is entitled to comment on anyone’s weight, whether it comes from a supposed good place or not.
@@jeromehahaha118and the Black Forest is in Germany, so if the origin of the Black Forest ham is from the Black Forest, I would imagine it would be blasphemy to claim it’s from there when it tastes like shit
Just imagine the sandwich maker that built him a sandwich 18 days in a row and then never saw him again. They probably exchanged mild banter or a laugh at least. They probably think something happened to him.
I'm sorry this is so late, but this comment took me out. Just the thought of a guy getting a sandwich 18 days in a row and then being mysteriously murdered or something im
"This guy came in every day and ordered a different sandwich. He told me he hated every single one of them. After trying everything on the menu, he never came back."
Preeety sure it goes up to 99%, at least in Canada. I like 90%, 99% is fine but it becomes really... doughy? as you eat it, it's WAY better when you take milk or coffee with it.
I've tried 98% with a handmade bar (I watched the process and even helped grinding the beans). Love bitter seeds, apparently, since I also like chewing on toasted coffee seeds.
As a vegetarian, I love the fact that the two veggie options were within the first three you reviewed. And you honestly summed them up so well. It reminds me why I haven't been to Subway in years.
American Subways must suck ass... The ones near my uni in Oslo are pretty good, but I like that it's somewhat cheap with a lot of veggies included so I feel less shitty about myself lmao.
Former Subway Employee. I thought I'd give share some tips and tricks to help you build a better sandwich for yourself: Bread: I noticed the plain white or wheat breads have better texture and don't fall apart/get soggy as easily, and the wheat fares better. Therefore I personally always go for plain wheat, plus it's supposed to be healthier or whatever who knows. Order of assembly: Subway likes to have you put on the sauces at the end. But for thick sandwiches with a lot of stuff in it, what this does is the sauces are on top of the vegetables towards the open side and it becomes a wet sticky mess on the outside when it gets wrapped. Therefore, you may ask for some of the sauces after the meat, and before you put on veggies. This way the meat acts as a barrier between the bread so it doesn't make it soggy. Still gonna be a little messy, but that's just what happens to overstuffed sandwiches. You can also ask us to dig out some of the bread for you, if you want less carbs or more room to stuff veggies, though it might compromise its structural integrity if it gets soggy. Toasting: Veggies (especially tomatoes) are super wet -- you can ask to put tomatoes and onions on the sandwich to be toasted together. For example, if you want a toasty sandwich but don't want your meat to be hot, ask to just toast the bread with tomatoes & onions first, then put on the meat etc. REALLY helps to prevent a soggy sandwich, plus toasty tomatoes & onions are real nice. You can have any kind of sandwich toasted as much as you want, go nuts (I think it's like 25 cents to toast or smth, whatever). Also, you can have the meat heated up separately without toasting the sandwich, we'll just microwave it for you. On the side: You can ask for pickles, banana peppers, jalapenos on the side, and they'll put it in a little sealed cup for you. Also works for sauces, we'll pour some sauce into cups, and it's a great way to taste test different sauces by dipping your sandwich into each one, rather than committing a sauce to the entire sandwich. Or you can just bring it home and hoard honey mustard. Extra Veggies: Don't be afraid to ask for a ton of extra certain toppings. I love pouring olives onto my sandwich. But keep in mind, if you have too much shit in there your sandwich will be unclosable and fall apart. That becomes a hassle and we don't like it, so don't go overboard. Finally: You can literally customize your sandwich in many ways. If we have time we'll do it for you, the system should allow it. I've seen people put crazy amounts of different meat on it, or pour a bag of crushed lays chips into the sandwich. This isn't for everyone though. The most I ever did was combine a serving of cold cut combo onto my turkey because I wanted it to be more filling. Cookies: They're actually really damn good, I have no fucking clue how Subway sources such criminally good cookies. Definitely try them out (my favorite was the raspberry cheesecake). Yeah, Subway's definitely not for everyone (RIP SungWon), and I'd say it's more of a cult for the people who do enjoy it (like me). The sandwich you choose to make can either be great or horrible, and it takes a lot of trial and error to figure out what works and what doesn't. There's a seemingly infinite number of combinations and ways to arrange them, and not everyone has the time, money, or appetite to do so. That, plus the fact that a good sandwich is entirely subjective makes it all the more challenging, especially for picky eaters. But when you do find a good recipe, damn it's awesome. But I hope this helps.
The cookies need to be in the conversation more I think their chocolate chip cookies are killer. I've asked them to heat it up before and it's super good!
As a former Jimmy John’s worker, all of subway’s bread and veggies are garbage, but no one even approaches their cookie game. They should really just revamp their whole thing based around cookies.
I'm still so baffled why Subway ever took the Pizza Sub off of their menu. It combines the best parts of the Meatball Marinara along with their pretty okay pepperoni into something I actually like quite a bit. That said, I've still been able to ask for a Pizza Sub despite it not being on the menu, and only once have I been told I can't get it. It's the only sandwich from Subway I would ever recommend to someone.
That's weird, we still have the Pizza sub in Canada. My local Subway has the Pizza sub but not the meatballs, which is pretty weird cause isn't it the same sauce? But other locations have meatballs.
What are the ingredients so I can order this myself? I assume it's the marinara sauce, pepperoni, some kind of cheese, and then maybe some other things?
the great thing about meatball marinara being #1 is it's also usually the cheapest item on the menu, because god knows what they put in those meatballs
This man is willing to sacrifice his health by ingesting countless calories of grade D meat, just to entertain us for 23 mins. Don’t take this for granted fam. Appreciate this moment in history.
It's sad, because the subway I live near was very good for a long time. The original owner/manager of it kept prices low (I don't know how) but had pretty good quality ingredients. He ran it for decades. When be stepped down there was a big corporate shuffle at the subway, and then the prices of everything skyrocketed and the quality went down noticeably.
Yeah, you've really got to do all kinds of tricks to make the sandwiches not taste like water veggies entrapped by sugar bread. Like with the steak you tell them to put the onion and peppers on before it's toasted. With seafood you add bacon to add some kind of flavor. Every sandwich needs salt and pepper.
Litterally never had that problem and i rly like Subway. Must be the american quality ensurance being a lot worse than in europe.. Its perfect both in the netherlands and germany.
The first time I went to subway I was seventeen during a trip to Ireland. Nobody spoke my native language and I didn't speak English that well yet. Because of the shock of the sudden realization that I had to choose what went to the sandwich, I panicked and just pointed at stuff under the baffled look of the subway employee. I composed a sandwich of yellow onion, red onions and 3 different type of cheese. Raw. Nothing else in there. I maintained my composure pretty well, so everyone thought that this weird ass meal was the thing I was aiming for from the beginning. It honestly didn't tasted that bad.
To be fair, some Subway employees are so inept that you would get that same sub even if you ordered a proper one. I’ve had to repeat the sub I wanted or a single topping up to five times. And usually not because they’re busy, but because the employee has no attentional capacity and could not care less.
I don't know why I didn't watch this series for so long, they're honestly so entertaining. Watching SungWon validate my feels about turkey is truly wonderful.
I don't think I've ever had a Subway sandwich that wasn't toasted. This might be why I've never had a problem with my sandwiches being too watery, despite always loading them with a bunch of veggies.
I love this series because of your extremely pessimistic demeanor. I have never seen a 5/5 in this series and I do not care because of your attitude towards everything. 10/10, would watch again.
I mean, ruin implies he enjoyed it at some point. From what I've seen I think he's hated it all along but this just was the final 12 nails in the coffin, alongside 20 tons of soil to bury it, then throwing it into a blackhole.
As someone who actually likes subway, this video reminded me of just how many sandwiches they have that I don't enjoy at all. The ones I do get are usually pretty good though.
@@JackgarPrime Meatball, spicy Italian or steak n cheese. Like Sungwon I used to enjoy the sweet onion teriyaki back in the day but no longer. The wraps aren't bad either.
@@funx24X7 I'm partial to the buffalo chicken wrap, tomato wrap, with provolone, spinach, Tomatoes, extra pickles, green bell peppers, jalapenos, Sriracha, mayo, Chipotle Southwest, and finally salt-and-pepper. Lasts me the whole day, and a bit of the next!
Yeah, the thing with Subway is that you definitely need to customize a lot. Seeing him get tomatoes in all the sandwiches made me feel bad since that's where the sponginess and soginess comes from.
He is not Keith from Try Guys (who does a bite of everything on the menu in one day)! He dies a little every eat the menu he does. I’m happy that it’s just one everyday.
"Laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted, and the police are basically an occupying army. You guys wanna make some bacon?"
Yeah..but that occupying army has been defunded in many places and the nice people in those places seem to be murdering each other at higher rates or just walking out of stores without paying. There is also the fact that Pelosi is turning the capital police into a federal police force that not only protects Congress but now is being moved to other states because the local the police force there has been defunded. Welcome to the land of stupid left-wing millennials, where they believe the lie that real communism has never ever been tried anywhere and they themselves are more violent and cause more damage than any member of the police ever did.
I know someone who used to work at the Subway corporate office and he asked non-ironically, "How much water can we put in the turkey and still call it turkey?"
Since the pandemic I just make my own sandwiches. But when I used to frequent Subway, my go-to was the spicy Italian on herbs and cheese bread with provolone, black olives, lettuce, spinach, and mustard. Def my favorite from them. Probably could add oregano and pepper but I never did.
From my few experiences at subway, how good your sandwiches are really depends on whether you make good choices about what goes in them. If you already know what veggies and meats and sauces make good pairings, you can get pretty decent flavor. Like ProZD said a few times, cutting back on what you put in the sandwich often makes it more dynamic and interesting. Oh, and ALWAYS get the bread toasted with the meat and cheese on it. The contrast between crunchy bread, warm meat, melty cheese, and cold veggies makes a world of difference in sandwiches. Warm umami and fat with a refreshing burst of cool acid. It's kinda like making a sandwich at home. You ever see people wondering "why do my homemade sandwiches taste so bland?" Pay attention to how you're making the sandwich. When people make sandwiches at home, nine times out of ten they aren't using tasty ingredients or good toasted bread, they're not thinking about contrast of flavor or texture, they have no idea what they're doing. Nine times out of ten, sandwiches you buy at a fast food place have been engineered specifically to be delicious, taking all of the flavor and texture factors into account. Except, the point of Subway is that you can make the sandwich how you want it to be; so instead of doing the work of figuring out what tastes good FOR you, YOU have to figure that out yourself. Having said all that, I would agree that a lot of the subway ingredients are pretty bland.
I get the oven roasted chicken every time, with jalapeños and the herb bread it's not bad. Plus it fulfills a lifelong dream I've had to eat a kitchen sponge
This morning I thought “damn I haven’t had subway in like a year and a half.” Then you uploaded this an hour later so I took that as a sign to get subway.
When my GF was a vegetarian I started ordering the Veggie Delight and really liked it! The cucumbers and tomatoes are cool and refreshing...but like ALL Subway subs you need to get jalapenos and banana peppers on it to really add a punch of heat and flavor, plus vinegar and oil. Nevertheless, my go-to sub now is always a meatball ;)
You cannot convince me that Prozd didn't actually just do these all in the span of one day, and that right out of frame there is a pile of shirts that he used to try and convince us otherwise.
I can’t explain why, but this series has become incredibly important to me.
Yea same here babe
It’s oddly comforting
My heart fluttered when I saw there was a new one.
I'm right there with you
it just makes me so happy
That Subway must have been happy to have a new regular for like 2 weeks before he decided to never come back again...
Like that one episode of spongebob with the guy going to the Chum Bucket
@@macaronnotmacadamia222 lol exactly
I’ve seen so many bad reviews of the meatball but his review perfectly summarizes why I like it!
@@matureenough34 That and the tuna are the only thing I ever got there (Granted it's been years since I've been)
@@matureenough34 I'm sure it's fine in busier stores, but when I worked at one in hs they had the same meatballs in the heatwell all damn day because not enough were ever ordered to make more. That always put me off of them.
"taste is a strong word." I've never heard a more accurate description of subway's food lol
8:34
I love subway
@@user-iv1od1qm7q Same
@@user-iv1od1qm7q same
People say they don't like Subway then go and eat mcdonalds
I feel like what this video needed to round it off would be ProZD seeing if, given his now advanced knowledge of Subway fillings, could create the perfect custom sub for him. As that is the spirit of their food.
Just imagine, ProZD is probably at home, right now, trying one version of something that has many different versions.
We truly do live in a society
@@a.m.hofmeister725 Thanks for reminding me 😔
comforting indeed
:D
@@jletsgoo turns out it was Ben and Jerry’s! I knew he must be trying something!!!
😳
Imagine being the employee of that one subway he visited every day for this video that thinks "this guy must really love subway" and finding this video on youtube.
Yeah, proZD showing up to the same subway for like a month then suddenly stopping is funny to imagine
@@Lovicide 🤣
Gnarly
@@Lovicide probably thinks he died
lmao and then watching this video "this garbage sandwich is shit, 1.1/5 "
Turkey: Exists
Sungwon: “Pathetic”
... [ Sad gobbling noise ] >):'^c
Turkey > Ham, I said it
I mean, Turkey is worse than Ham.
@@AntediluvianInternetEntity turkey>baloney. You can not tell me that you'd rather eat baloney over turkey
@@richardkim2711 i would
ProZD is an excellent content creator. I've never seen someone losing the will to live so entertaining.
Should have just called this video “A slow descent into madness” or maybe “My Mouth is full of subway and I must scream”
Yes
"A descent into madness" is a great name for a playlist of all these videos.
Or "Wet Veggies In My Mouth" !!! :)
Lol
666th like, madness is near
I’m really glad you did not do this in one sitting. Initially, I was impressed but very scared.
@Esther
I am still concerned since it appears he has gained some weight. I want my ProZ Slim back.
@@Beetlesiri that’s a weird comment. Let’s not speak on people’s weights.
@@bookkeeper8092 nah, it’s less about what he looks like and being worried for his health. I would like for him to prioritize himself over content
@@julianchong2933 nah, it’s not our place. I’m sure he’s aware of where he is in his health. Commenting “ProZ slim” isn’t going to invoke positivity in him. No one is entitled to comment on anyone’s weight, whether it comes from a supposed good place or not.
@@Beetlesiri he looks like he lost some weight already in my opinion, he is a grown man and he knows what to do with his health.
Seeing him get slowly more depressed as this goes on makes me appreciate what this man does for us
I LOVE how Subway's ham is apparently called "Black Forest Ham" in America, but they don't dare to call it that in Germany.
I don't get it.
i think hes saying germany's ham standards are higher than the usa. @@Croter8ment
Black Forest Ham is named after a German forest, the Black Forest. So they don't call it that there.@@jeromehahaha118
They only call it that in America because "turkey and ham" sounds very boring.
@@jeromehahaha118and the Black Forest is in Germany, so if the origin of the Black Forest ham is from the Black Forest, I would imagine it would be blasphemy to claim it’s from there when it tastes like shit
I love how you get to see his shirt change for every sandwich he reviews
The legend himself
@@jeffshinoda1380 thelegend27
What if he records and reviews only 1 sandwich every so often, u til he has enough clips for a video?
The haircut jump between the Turkey Breast & Ham to the Oven Roasted Chicken is great.
“Every shirt/sandwich combo is personalized”
Can’t wait for him to try every brand of water.
For fairness he has to sample each water in both a verti and a hori
@@liesalllies verti is fucking awful, he shouldn't have to pander to the idiots who think it's good
He already try something similar right?
For those into still water, Valser Silence is the best I’ve ever had
Too many calories, he'll have to split it by like a month every time.
I like how the highest compliment is that he's not miserable eating that.
But it wasn't tho....
@@uglyboybalaclava what?
@@JayPlusForerunner That wasn't the highest compliment he gave...
I think that was the 2nd best. The no.1 was perfectly pretty good which is much higjer than not miserable eating it
Just imagine the sandwich maker that built him a sandwich 18 days in a row and then never saw him again. They probably exchanged mild banter or a laugh at least. They probably think something happened to him.
I'm sorry this is so late, but this comment took me out. Just the thought of a guy getting a sandwich 18 days in a row and then being mysteriously murdered or something im
"This guy came in every day and ordered a different sandwich. He told me he hated every single one of them. After trying everything on the menu, he never came back."
“it’s perfectly… pretty good” that’s about the highest praise Subway could get
Subway is the best sub shop
Don’t forget ‘yum yum in my tum’ lmao
But jimmy johns tho, fire dude. Thats the best sub place that I’ve tried, jersey mikes isnt bad too
Honestly it sums up why people like fast food. It'll never be restaurant quality but at the same time it can never go wrong too
@@ivanlopez9452 I prefer subway for all the sauces that they have.
The “Let’s Try” series is the greatest thing RUclips has ever seen
I wonder why he doesn't make skits anymore?
Agreed
@@ARV36982 too difficult and don't get tbe same return as him sitting and eating shit. I assume that's it at least
Food as a whole has become a huge meme on this channel ever since his Lunchables video. I love these way more than Mukbangs!
Reviewbrah exists....
Imagine he actually did it in one sitting. Changing his outfit every time he eats a new sandwich.
Even gave himself a haircut to make it more believable
I'm willing to believe this
It’s definitely what I would have done
If it was me id do it all in one sitting LOL.
Feel likes that's what he actually did
"A dry subway sandwich makes you want to die"
Honestly a better and more accurate slogan for Subway than "eat fresh"
"taste is a strong word - i can sense the mayo"
Yes
Must need some Prof. X-level taste buds to sense that mayo.
LMFAO
i want him to do “trying every hi-chew flavor” next
This is the most underrated comment
@@jameswalker5645 it’s goanna be like 200+ high chews lol
There’s so many high chews lol
Strawberry or you are not my friend
Do you want him to die?
Try those lines of lindt chocolate where it starts at milk then goes up to 90%. I'm curious what your dark chocolate breaking point is.
Preeety sure it goes up to 99%, at least in Canada.
I like 90%, 99% is fine but it becomes really... doughy? as you eat it, it's WAY better when you take milk or coffee with it.
Ghirardelli 100% here. Anything above 80% is pretty great, to my palate, though.
That series if Lindt Chocolate bars goes up to 100%, the most pure and bitter chocolate you can get.
I've tried 98% with a handmade bar (I watched the process and even helped grinding the beans). Love bitter seeds, apparently, since I also like chewing on toasted coffee seeds.
i had a 75% dark chocolate bar once. i love dark chocolate, but that was like eating literal dirt.
As a vegetarian, I love the fact that the two veggie options were within the first three you reviewed. And you honestly summed them up so well. It reminds me why I haven't been to Subway in years.
veggie patty slaps with jalapenos and chipotle
@@bigberthasayno5401 slap that patty uwu
I think he will legitimately move on to “Trying a meal from every [insert restaurant here] in my state”
Let’s see
I wanna see "Trying every Banquet frozen dinner!"
@Esther why are you replying to every fucking comment
@@icey4643 why aren’t you
😝😝😝😝😎😎😎😎
@@cooleddie1438 why arent you
The cashier: Oh hey Sungwon, the regula…
Sungwon: stfu, I will literally never see you again in two days.
Soonjin wants nothing to do with your watered down cardboard
"It tastes like a flavor" probably the closest thing to a compliment subways gonna get from ProZD 😂
Dammmn you fine
@@nolanmcmillan7320 thanks lol
@@athickie no probz...😍
@@nolanmcmillan7320 down bad
@@dusansubotic6502 Dammmn you fine 😍
16:20 "It tastes like... a flavor. That's something new for Subway." lol
"Not as pathetic as I thought it would be", "I'm not miserable eating it", "I like it fine", "pretty alright". Lmao!!! You sure do hate subway.
We all do…even the review of the week i think dislikes subway…what a shitefest of a shop!
American Subways must suck ass... The ones near my uni in Oslo are pretty good, but I like that it's somewhat cheap with a lot of veggies included so I feel less shitty about myself lmao.
@@ricardomontoya7731 clearly not everyone hates it, since it's such a big brand lol
@@deliriousmusicality8840 not everybody thinks they hate it…big differance…thatws where the big bucko goes!
@@ricardomontoya7731 "not everybody thinks they hate it" wtf does this mean lol
“It’s some thick ass chicken”
“This chicken is bizarre”
“Weird spongy meat sponge”
Iconic.
Its reheated rubber, basically.
He's like a calm Gordon Ramsay when describing "a not so good" food
“I don’t hate it”
Former Subway Employee. I thought I'd give share some tips and tricks to help you build a better sandwich for yourself:
Bread:
I noticed the plain white or wheat breads have better texture and don't fall apart/get soggy as easily, and the wheat fares better.
Therefore I personally always go for plain wheat, plus it's supposed to be healthier or whatever who knows.
Order of assembly:
Subway likes to have you put on the sauces at the end. But for thick sandwiches with a lot of stuff in it, what this does is the sauces are on top of the vegetables towards the open side and it becomes a wet sticky mess on the outside when it gets wrapped.
Therefore, you may ask for some of the sauces after the meat, and before you put on veggies. This way the meat acts as a barrier between the bread so it doesn't make it soggy. Still gonna be a little messy, but that's just what happens to overstuffed sandwiches.
You can also ask us to dig out some of the bread for you, if you want less carbs or more room to stuff veggies, though it might compromise its structural integrity if it gets soggy.
Toasting:
Veggies (especially tomatoes) are super wet -- you can ask to put tomatoes and onions on the sandwich to be toasted together.
For example, if you want a toasty sandwich but don't want your meat to be hot, ask to just toast the bread with tomatoes & onions first, then put on the meat etc.
REALLY helps to prevent a soggy sandwich, plus toasty tomatoes & onions are real nice.
You can have any kind of sandwich toasted as much as you want, go nuts (I think it's like 25 cents to toast or smth, whatever).
Also, you can have the meat heated up separately without toasting the sandwich, we'll just microwave it for you.
On the side:
You can ask for pickles, banana peppers, jalapenos on the side, and they'll put it in a little sealed cup for you.
Also works for sauces, we'll pour some sauce into cups, and it's a great way to taste test different sauces by dipping your sandwich into each one, rather than committing a sauce to the entire sandwich. Or you can just bring it home and hoard honey mustard.
Extra Veggies:
Don't be afraid to ask for a ton of extra certain toppings. I love pouring olives onto my sandwich.
But keep in mind, if you have too much shit in there your sandwich will be unclosable and fall apart. That becomes a hassle and we don't like it, so don't go overboard.
Finally:
You can literally customize your sandwich in many ways. If we have time we'll do it for you, the system should allow it.
I've seen people put crazy amounts of different meat on it, or pour a bag of crushed lays chips into the sandwich.
This isn't for everyone though. The most I ever did was combine a serving of cold cut combo onto my turkey because I wanted it to be more filling.
Cookies:
They're actually really damn good, I have no fucking clue how Subway sources such criminally good cookies. Definitely try them out (my favorite was the raspberry cheesecake).
Yeah, Subway's definitely not for everyone (RIP SungWon), and I'd say it's more of a cult for the people who do enjoy it (like me).
The sandwich you choose to make can either be great or horrible, and it takes a lot of trial and error to figure out what works and what doesn't.
There's a seemingly infinite number of combinations and ways to arrange them, and not everyone has the time, money, or appetite to do so.
That, plus the fact that a good sandwich is entirely subjective makes it all the more challenging, especially for picky eaters.
But when you do find a good recipe, damn it's awesome.
But I hope this helps.
Omg yes the cookies from subway are delicious! The raspberry cheesecake cookie is supreme! The main reason I go there lol
The cookies need to be in the conversation more I think their chocolate chip cookies are killer. I've asked them to heat it up before and it's super good!
Those cookies are good,I just wish they didn't fall apart so easily.
As a person that's never tried subway and is very confused about it all, this was very helpful!
As a former Jimmy John’s worker, all of subway’s bread and veggies are garbage, but no one even approaches their cookie game. They should really just revamp their whole thing based around cookies.
I'm still so baffled why Subway ever took the Pizza Sub off of their menu. It combines the best parts of the Meatball Marinara along with their pretty okay pepperoni into something I actually like quite a bit. That said, I've still been able to ask for a Pizza Sub despite it not being on the menu, and only once have I been told I can't get it. It's the only sandwich from Subway I would ever recommend to someone.
That's weird, we still have the Pizza sub in Canada. My local Subway has the Pizza sub but not the meatballs, which is pretty weird cause isn't it the same sauce? But other locations have meatballs.
Yes bring that back and the fucking GARLIC BUTTER that made meatball marinara god tier
This is what I get every time I go to Subway. Toasted with some ranch, oregano, and parmesan cheese is bomb.
What are the ingredients so I can order this myself? I assume it's the marinara sauce, pepperoni, some kind of cheese, and then maybe some other things?
They have "The Boss" now, which is meatball marinara with pepperoni and mozzarella, and it's pretty solid. Not the same, but pretty close.
For anyone standing in line at Subway right now or stats nerds:
1. Meatball Marinara 3.7/5
2. Steak & Cheese 3.3/5
3. Tuna 3.2/5
4. BLT 3.1/5
5. Chicken Bacon Ranch 3/5
6. American Club 3/5
7. Cold Cut Combo 2.9/5
8. Veggie Patty 2.8/5
9. Buffalo Chicken 2.8/5
10. Oven-Roasted Chicken 2.8/5
11. Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki 2.7/5
12. Italian BMT 2.6/5
13. Spicy Italian 2.5/5
14. Black Forest Ham 2.4/5
15. Turkey Breast & Black Forest Ham 2.1/5
16. Turkey Breast 1.7/5
17. Turkey Italiano 1.2/5
18. Veggie Delight 0/5
Average: 2.54
Median: 2.80
Standard Deviation: 0.86
Kurtosis: 3.72
The Subway Statistician
but why?
the great thing about meatball marinara being #1 is it's also usually the cheapest item on the menu, because god knows what they put in those meatballs
Mode is also 2.8, right?
Damn, I failed stats, seeing standard deviation makes me want to cry.
This man is willing to sacrifice his health by ingesting countless calories of grade D meat, just to entertain us for 23 mins. Don’t take this for granted fam. Appreciate this moment in history.
It's sad, because the subway I live near was very good for a long time. The original owner/manager of it kept prices low (I don't know how) but had pretty good quality ingredients. He ran it for decades. When be stepped down there was a big corporate shuffle at the subway, and then the prices of everything skyrocketed and the quality went down noticeably.
Yes.
1:34 Veggie Patty: 2.8/5
4:00 Steak & Cheese: 3.3/5
5:15 Veggie Delight: 0/5
6:02 Cold Cut Combo: 2.9/5
6:59 Chicken Bacon Ranch: 3/5
8:06 BLT: 3.1/5
9:07 Turkey Breast: 1.7/5
9:53 Turkey Italiano: 1.2/5
10:57 Meatball Marinara: 3.7/5
12:06 Buffalo Chicken: 2.8/5
13:28 Black Forest Ham: 2.4/5
14:10 Spicy Italian: 2.5/5
15:05 Tuna: 3.2/5
15:51 Italian BMT: 2.6/5
16:45 Turkey Breast & Black Forest Ham: 2.1/5
17:57 Oven Roasted Chicken: 2.8/5
19:23 American Club: 3/5
20:37 Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki: 2.7/5
Godsend
I love you
Highest score: Passable.
Somehow, I don't think he likes Subway.
Legend
Sad he didn't try the pastrami with sourdough. My personal favorite.
there's something so comforting about these videos and I can't explain why. I find myself coming back to all of them quite frequently
I feel exactly the same
"In other news, a man died horribly today after eating every McDonald's menu item."
Maybe in America but here in the UK the food don't even fill you with
@@monokuma7746 isn't a big mac like 40% water? Shit barely makes me full, I have to get 2 to even feel a little satisfied
Oof you know someone is young when they make this joke. Don't remember Super Size Me?
@@eliseo5416 I had to pause McDonald’s for a while after that lmao
@@LORDdrPepper idek how you can eat Big Macs. Their beef is just tasteless imo. Might as well get a chicken borg
“It’s like a fucking water sandwich!” I’m dyin dude lmao
Zero!
Yeah, you've really got to do all kinds of tricks to make the sandwiches not taste like water veggies entrapped by sugar bread. Like with the steak you tell them to put the onion and peppers on before it's toasted. With seafood you add bacon to add some kind of flavor. Every sandwich needs salt and pepper.
Litterally never had that problem and i rly like Subway.
Must be the american quality ensurance being a lot worse than in europe..
Its perfect both in the netherlands and germany.
@@GlennTillema every sandwich needs salt, pepper, and CILANTRO! That's really important 🌈
😅😂
I've never been jump-scared by a haircut before.
I'm dead
This cracked me up more than it should have
im deceased
17:52 for everyone looking
@@verdilev ...
subway sandwiches are very good at looking INSANELY tastly and this entire video has me utterly starving
The meatball sub carries. Also I love how he got a hair cut during the making of this video lol
I love these videos because they're not mukbangs and they're not gross, they're just genuine, detailed, yet chill reviews
And it's funny asf when he gets mad at the food 😂
Mukbangs aren’t gross if anything it makes you hungry
@@CasualCat64 Mukbangs are disgusting.
“salty but it’s there” sounds like a description of me at parties
well i find you sweet ;)
@@rashotcake6945 oooohh shit. 😆
@@rashotcake6945 oh? well then in that case I’m starting to find you a bit spicy, my good sir ;)
@@sparrownguyen1921 GET A ROOM YOU TWO.
Oh damn, this comment got a bit saucy ;)
This video got me through one of worst nights of my life. Watching this man eat Subway is comforting.
The first time I went to subway I was seventeen during a trip to Ireland. Nobody spoke my native language and I didn't speak English that well yet. Because of the shock of the sudden realization that I had to choose what went to the sandwich, I panicked and just pointed at stuff under the baffled look of the subway employee. I composed a sandwich of yellow onion, red onions and 3 different type of cheese. Raw. Nothing else in there. I maintained my composure pretty well, so everyone thought that this weird ass meal was the thing I was aiming for from the beginning. It honestly didn't tasted that bad.
This is literature
I hope you’re doing ok.
That's not unlike the cheese and onion sandwich that's pretty common in Britain though!
To be fair, some Subway employees are so inept that you would get that same sub even if you ordered a proper one.
I’ve had to repeat the sub I wanted or a single topping up to five times. And usually not because they’re busy, but because the employee has no attentional capacity and could not care less.
@@draheim90 they aren't paid enough to care that much tbh
Note: eating 15 subs makes your hair get shorter. 14 subs should be the limit.
underrated comment
@@thefinalbruhttv7579 17 just makes you bald.
@@kgsniper4850 18 makes your other head go bald as well
@@-Four- 19 removes pubs hair
Wait this is good
20 and you get insurmountable cosmic strength
That plot twist was crazy! I was NOT expecting prozd to get a haircut at the end
Smh spoiler boy
AHHH SPOILERS
Lol don't read comments if you don't want spoilers in a vid.
He looks so much better at the end!
I don't know why I didn't watch this series for so long, they're honestly so entertaining. Watching SungWon validate my feels about turkey is truly wonderful.
I wanna see “trying everything of ___’s menu” i love all your eating vids
You wanna see him die?😂😂😂
@@reign1594 maybe
YES MORE MENU VIDEOS PLEASE
He should just do trying every food in general
@about you plz stop spamming its getting annoying.
Food standards in the current age: "The chicken is rubbery, but it still kinda tastes like chicken!"
@Many Doors, Ed Boy but I feel like 20 years ago, if the chicken literally didn't cure your depression and give you new purpose in life, it sucked
to be fair, it's a fast food chain, it's not meant to be fine dining
I don't think I've ever had a Subway sandwich that wasn't toasted. This might be why I've never had a problem with my sandwiches being too watery, despite always loading them with a bunch of veggies.
I love this series because of your extremely pessimistic demeanor. I have never seen a 5/5 in this series and I do not care because of your attitude towards everything. 10/10, would watch again.
This is just 23 minutes of ZD saying _"I wouldn't get it again, but-"_
'cept for the Meatball Marinara
I felt so validated when he praised the meatball sub
Meatball sub is an A tier item at subway
Surprisingly good
The meatball sub on flatbread slaps.
Meatball subs are by far the best
Same XD it's my subway order
honestly subway isn't to bad, comes down to how good you can make a sandwich
Fun fact: A court in Ireland ruled that Subway's bread has SO much sugar in it that it can't legally be called bread.
Same thing happened to their chicken, it's mostly pieced together soy w/ chicken scrap.
you just watched food theory didnt you
@@al3th3pr06 no I just remember when that was a huge thing in Canada lol
And their tuna apparently isn’t tuna. Subway’s response was “many different things fall under the general tuna umbrella”. 😟
@@deathmetalpotato It is tuna. Look into it harder
I'm back because Kronii was hyping up Subway and I had to remind myself that a man almost died and the murder weapon was a Veggie Delight.
Somewhere out there, Milad is sensing a disturbance in the force.
This is very true
Jeck
underrated comment
You underestimate how bad Subway can make their guacamole.
It's not guacamole, it's just sea salt and avocado
I was about to say "omg, you have an amazing voice", then I went to your channel and realized you're a proffesional voice actor.
I can appreciate you changing shirts after every sub, to make it look like it took more than a day to make this video.
17:54 the haircut jump was startling
"It tastes like...a flavor. That's something new...for Subway." 🤣
"Taste is a strong word. I can Sense the mayo."
Edit: if the meatball marinara wasn't at least a 4.5 then you have an extra shitty subway
Gotta add some jalapenos to that bad boy
That, or you've tried ACTUAL meatball subs before.
I think he killed it with the veggie patty first. "It's a little bland..." that pretty much sums up Subway right there 🤣
Alright, we can firmly tuck this in the “A video ruined a food for Sungwon” category
I mean, ruin implies he enjoyed it at some point. From what I've seen I think he's hated it all along but this just was the final 12 nails in the coffin, alongside 20 tons of soil to bury it, then throwing it into a blackhole.
Yeah no firm tucking. He already just was adverse to subway
I don't think he liked Subway in the first place, and I don't blame him.
*Sooge-Win
As someone who actually likes subway, this video reminded me of just how many sandwiches they have that I don't enjoy at all. The ones I do get are usually pretty good though.
Honestly I just kinda make my own subs at subway and put whatever I’m feeling on my sub so subway really never disappoints 😅😅😅
Is meatball your go to?
@@JackgarPrime Meatball, spicy Italian or steak n cheese. Like Sungwon I used to enjoy the sweet onion teriyaki back in the day but no longer. The wraps aren't bad either.
@@funx24X7 I'm partial to the buffalo chicken wrap, tomato wrap, with provolone, spinach, Tomatoes, extra pickles, green bell peppers, jalapenos, Sriracha, mayo, Chipotle Southwest, and finally salt-and-pepper. Lasts me the whole day, and a bit of the next!
Yeah, the thing with Subway is that you definitely need to customize a lot. Seeing him get tomatoes in all the sandwiches made me feel bad since that's where the sponginess and soginess comes from.
Me, assuming he did this in one sitting: He died so that we could live.
Even better, he ate Subway 18 days, assuming, in a row.
He literally said “I’m not doing this in one sitting cause I will die”
I can’t edit it but I’m taking out literally
He did all in one sitting he just had 18 shirts laid out to make it look like another day
He is not Keith from Try Guys (who does a bite of everything on the menu in one day)! He dies a little every eat the menu he does. I’m happy that it’s just one everyday.
*Turkey on a sandwich*
Sungwon: “I am not impressed with your performance.”
“The police are gonna come get me for liking bacon” I guess the pigs took it personally, eh?
"Laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted, and the police are basically an occupying army. You guys wanna make some bacon?"
I feel like this has a double meaning
@@centerreddot6852 I sense an Animal Farm reference...
Yeah..but that occupying army has been defunded in many places and the nice people in those places seem to be murdering each other at higher rates or just walking out of stores without paying. There is also the fact that Pelosi is turning the capital police into a federal police force that not only protects Congress but now is being moved to other states because the local the police force there has been defunded.
Welcome to the land of stupid left-wing millennials, where they believe the lie that real communism has never ever been tried anywhere and they themselves are more violent and cause more damage than any member of the police ever did.
@@toasteee252 Buddy it’s just a joke lmao
I've never been more happy to hear the words "I will not be doing this in one sitting".
Before I clicked, "Is this the video that finally kills him?"
I know someone who used to work at the Subway corporate office and he asked non-ironically, "How much water can we put in the turkey and still call it turkey?"
you can see him at the start being excited, then near the end he’s depressed. hes doing this for us people. he goated
when i was little my dad used to push me in the walmart shopping cart and bring me a cup of the meatball sub filling while we shopped
that’s cute
perfect
wait what? you drank marinara sauce while in the cart?
@@mythesto no no he got me a spoon and id eat it while he shopped since having it on the bread was messy
13:40 Eh, I'd rather have some Black Forest Gateau.
I keep running into you on my favorite channels. What do you think of the HAM/VER incident?
Hey goku. Would you do a what if goku had a muffin button?
@@WaterxDragon35 hamilton was at fault though verstappen already tried to leave enough room imo
There's a name I haven't seen in a while. Loved Naruto Abridged by the way.
Talk about an unexpected and delightful crossover
Breaking News: Man eats way to much Subway sandwiches. Surprisingly not from Florida
This is it, this is the one that kills him
These videos do legitimately make me worry about his health sometimes
I honestly wonder how Subway would handle this if they saw this video
He even ate the cucumbers for science 💀
he said he does it in multiple sittings
I legit thought he would try all of them in one sitting and I was very concerned lol
Imagine people at Subway seeing Prozd everyday at lunch time for 18 days straight lol
stonks
*sees the reviews*
sad stonks
yeah then never see him again
I feel like he does uber eats tbh
@@sebaj8386 It’s completely disgusting of you to assume that.
He’s probably more of a doordasher
It’s been speculated for some time, but I think this video finally confirms ProZD is a masochist
Since the pandemic I just make my own sandwiches. But when I used to frequent Subway, my go-to was the spicy Italian on herbs and cheese bread with provolone, black olives, lettuce, spinach, and mustard. Def my favorite from them. Probably could add oregano and pepper but I never did.
If he continues with this, I’m honestly scared of his let’s try Taco Bell video
He's gonna paint that toilet
Diarrhea for two weeks in a row.
Followed by a Let’s Try 18 Different Toilets video
The Taco bell giving Diarrhea thing is just a meme at this point, its fine now. A lot better than the place used to be
Brian Shaw did that. And he did a single sitting version. It was harder than any of his Worlds Strongest Man victories.
"I can sense the mayo"
-ProZD, 2021
The return of: "I wanna make myself sick of this food"
I'll never get tired of watching ProZD's Italian impression.
From my few experiences at subway, how good your sandwiches are really depends on whether you make good choices about what goes in them. If you already know what veggies and meats and sauces make good pairings, you can get pretty decent flavor. Like ProZD said a few times, cutting back on what you put in the sandwich often makes it more dynamic and interesting. Oh, and ALWAYS get the bread toasted with the meat and cheese on it. The contrast between crunchy bread, warm meat, melty cheese, and cold veggies makes a world of difference in sandwiches. Warm umami and fat with a refreshing burst of cool acid.
It's kinda like making a sandwich at home. You ever see people wondering "why do my homemade sandwiches taste so bland?" Pay attention to how you're making the sandwich. When people make sandwiches at home, nine times out of ten they aren't using tasty ingredients or good toasted bread, they're not thinking about contrast of flavor or texture, they have no idea what they're doing. Nine times out of ten, sandwiches you buy at a fast food place have been engineered specifically to be delicious, taking all of the flavor and texture factors into account. Except, the point of Subway is that you can make the sandwich how you want it to be; so instead of doing the work of figuring out what tastes good FOR you, YOU have to figure that out yourself.
Having said all that, I would agree that a lot of the subway ingredients are pretty bland.
What a poetic Subway review!
As an former subway employee, I can say that those are actually some clean ass-lookin sandwiches. Props to the artists
Pray for my mans here, them slick meats is about to kill that toilet.
The spicy Italian is my go-to. Definitely needs brown mustard, Mayo, oil and vinegar as the sauces.
I love how you insult their sandwiches so matter-of-factly.
I get the oven roasted chicken every time, with jalapeños and the herb bread it's not bad. Plus it fulfills a lifelong dream I've had to eat a kitchen sponge
I’m sorry what?
Nani?
LMAO
@@SuperTurtle0 do u not get the joke lmao it was gold
@@Bubdiddly idk
Him: I obviously won’t be doing this in one sitting cause I would die.
Me slowly letting go of the 12th sandwich: ._.
🤣
bro I know that you are joking but on the off chance that you don't please get help. You are slowly killing yourself with this lifestyle
@@juannaym8488 lol I’m joking. Thanks for the kind words though.
Damn. Niceness on the internet! That's a rare sight!
The really impressive part is that he actually changed his shirt every day
17:54 Dang , I didn't realize eating a subway each day would give you a haircut.
It wasn't a haircut. A little-known side effect of eating Subway every day is hair loss
Its those razor thin pieces of meat in there that cut his hair :)
This morning I thought “damn I haven’t had subway in like a year and a half.” Then you uploaded this an hour later so I took that as a sign to get subway.
You took this video as a SIGN to get subway? Lmao
People say anything for a like. Shits weird to me
@@nathanl8769 Yes, your shit is weird to you.
Did you... watch this first?
What did you get? Was it good?
When my GF was a vegetarian I started ordering the Veggie Delight and really liked it! The cucumbers and tomatoes are cool and refreshing...but like ALL Subway subs you need to get jalapenos and banana peppers on it to really add a punch of heat and flavor, plus vinegar and oil. Nevertheless, my go-to sub now is always a meatball ;)
Like that you took this as an opportunity for a subtle t-shirt flex
Black forest ham: mysterious, but still ham
“That is just mush” - accurate review applicable to every Subway sandwich.
Fun fact: with some elbow grease you can mush a meatball sub into paste with a fork
You cannot convince me that Prozd didn't actually just do these all in the span of one day, and that right out of frame there is a pile of shirts that he used to try and convince us otherwise.
And he cut his hair in the middle of it just to add to the deception ;)
and a pile of hair
Yeah and he left to go get a haircut halfway through
Your pause and look of utter defeat with the shredded cheese in the veggie delight made me cackle... Thank you for your sacrifice!
I saw this title and was like 'Oh God' as I was imagining you eating them all in one sitting lol! Thanks for the video on my B-Day too!!
Happy Birthday 🎉
Happy birthday!! :)
Happy birthday!!
Happy birthday dude