Smashes by generation: Gen 1: 13 (~8.6%) Gen 2: 2 (2%), its 2s all the way down Gen 3: 6 (~4.4%) Gen 4: 3 (~2.8%) Gen 5: 13 (~8.3%) Gen 6: 10 (~14.1%), although I feel like Florges should count for more points... Gen 7: 16 (~18.2%), with enthusiasm for Salazzle and Tsareena Gen 8: 10 (~11.2%) The order of smashes by density are generation 7, then 6, then 8, then 1 closely followed by 5, then 3, with 4 and 2 bringing up the rear. This data clearly shows that pokemon have been getting hotter with time (The theory that Mark's standards began to dip after gen 4 can be contested by his enthusiasm for Florges, Salazzle, and Tsareena.) The generation 1 outlier can be explained away by familiarity with the pokemon of that generation.
@@thetavernofchaos9418 It's an (atrocious) bot. Seriously, something really needs to be done about the bot situation. I'm certain it extends past RUclips as well, but it is horrendous here.
I think thats whats extra funny is that like NO EXPLANATION. An impossible metric that only he understands, smashing arbok and ninetails all i know is that hes incredibly based
Ironically, most of the people who copied this style afterwards spend an excruciating amount of time explaining every single Smash or Pass. While here it's actually funnier to question ourselves why the Smash here and not there.
I love the idea of Lixian receiving the file to edit this with absolutely zero context and having to just pick up what's going on and being absolutely confused and scared the whole time.
in my mind lixian wasnt sent this one, mark did it himself because he couldnt deal with the real time conversation of one of his friends seeing him smash and pass animals for half an hour
@@NoThankUBeQuiet I mean, the first two he chose were Ninetails and Beedrill. One obviously is about his denial as a masochist and the other is furry denial. I expected the ones that resembled large women to be on his list. Gardevoir was THE most PREDICTABLE ever.
My favourite part of this has to be the little "Oddly Enough, Pass" implying that somewhere, deep in that Markibrain, there's a *logic* to what he's doing
This is why his smash or pass was worlds funnier and better than Jacksepticeyes. Irish Boi overexplained why and it killed the mood. Mark just hit record and let the Pokemons do their thing.
Pokemon Challenge: Beat any pokemon game using only Mark's smashables EDIT: Fine, since you people are actually trying, let's add this rule: It's cool to use any starter but ONLY until your first smashable, and at most until Lv. 12. Also, he DID pick Blaziken, which makes Torchic available, and R/S/E a breeze.
Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also Mark: smashes many pokemon that would cause unspeakable damage to himself and sells his reality for a smooch from an eldrich horror
So, here’s what I think about his choices 2 years later: - He chooses smash for most Pokemon that have sharp appendages (NOT horns) or lots of tentacle-like appendages (Runerigus or Lileep). He does not choose some in this category because the tentacles were part of the face(Cradily), their eyes looked too innocent(A recurring theme among his choices), or they were not big enough. - Smash is also chosen for Pokemon that have a “motherly” vibe to them, such as those that have fancy jewlery(Misdreavus), tall posture, lots of extra fur or “padding”, fully evolved, and a not-too-“young” face. (Florges looks seductively at the viewer, giving a reason for Markiplier to aggressively say Smash) - Also, Markiplier chooses smash for Pokemon that look dominating, or would act maliciously based on looks. These have to be tall, around 6ft or higher (why Markiplier hesitated on Gardevoir). Also, it give more points to the Pokémon if they have extra appendages, expression, or thick legs. Other pokemon may have been chosen purely on seductive looks and not malicious expressions (Oricorio Baile). - Lastly, Markiplier chooses smash for those Pokemon that have long, stick-like features or are pill-shaped (for obvious reasons) Next, he likes to go for Pokemon that can make holes or have holes in their structure, which would allow him to “use the key”. The holes have to be big on the Pokemon, as the “key” cannot fit easily into most.
Mark's Criteria: - looks like it wants to - the right amount of tongue - vaguely feminine and pretty - cute but not too cute - mouth area isn't too dangerous - looks like it got skills - drills? - pile of rocks?? - pile of magnets???
This audience retention rate is gonna break some world records Also i got out my calculator and mark would smash 8.7% of pokemon and I don't know how to feel
@@thanoid2373 enters computer Smashes Firefox Doesn't elaborate leaves For context, Mark said that he would smash Ninetails which is a literal fire fox
6 million views for random pokemon picks, it's obvious that he isn't trying and choosing random ones because he'd look like a weird guy if he put 2 seconds of thought into this. Man just wants to get paid today. Also comments are about as "I sniff my mom's panties for fun" as they come. Seen mark on and off for the last couple years. Props to him for getting a bag for such a down bad audience.
@@finngspeedruns I mean understandable in the sense that some are human-like enough to the point where there wouldn't be much of a difference between them and a human. Like, Gardevoir, Gothielle, hitmonchan, lopunny kind of. Those I can understand. Picks like weepinbell and the living sand castle are just WTF tho.
@@TEAL_INDIGO maybe we can coin a new term for people who arent a furry but definitely would smash Pokémon, because they’re definitely not all furry Pokémon of course, how ‘bout Pokeys? Pockeys? Pokemonys? Pocket monster f¥€kers? Little help people😅😝
Absolutely love the little moments when he says "smash" and looks completely surprised like 'really? looks like I just learned a little something about myself there.'
I remember in one of his Five nights at Fuckboys playthroughs, he said he searched up what a Dragon Dildo is. He knows alot of furry stuff definitely(also considering the fact his brother is a Furry)
i love how almost every time he looks at something he'd smash he takes a drawn out confused look as if he's considering "why, how, and what's the benefit"
@Don't read profile photo did I just get replied to by the super smart person that’s super famous for people reading their profile pic? Wow I’m honoured!!
Lol, Mark lost all right to worry about looking like a furry the second he smashed Beedrill. The biggest logic that confuses me are calling Rowlet line just owls, yet he said yes to Unfezant. He is an enigma.
Diglett = 2 inches tall Palossand = eats your soul if you enter its mouth Gorebyss = skewers you with its snout like a mosquito and drains your fluids until you die
I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for insects, birds, dildo shaped things, foxes, masculine and male Pokemon (I guess the rumor about him secretly being gay/bi is not so far off, Pokemon that are overweight, weird looking and things that don't even look like they would be possible to screw, inanimate objects. half of me at the beginning of this thought most of those were just a joke and that he was purposely avoiding the baby and younger Pokemon, but he's definitely got a thing for overweight milf's.
I love how he gives absolutely 0 further elaboration
Morte bianca qui questa non me la aspettavo (primo nel tuo commento)
none needed, i understand completely
-makes smash or pass pokemon edition video
-doesn't elaborate
-leaves
Knowing the amount of pokemon and the out of context feel, yep
How the hell do you have more subscribers than me?
I honestly expected him to just play a loop of him saying "Pass" for each Pokémon, but I had to know he'd go above and beyond for us.
i wouldve liked that tbh
@KelvinBB cap
@KelvinBB no one asked, plus ratio
Don't reply, it only encourages them more
@KelvinBB no one asked kid
Smashes by generation:
Gen 1: 13 (~8.6%)
Gen 2: 2 (2%), its 2s all the way down
Gen 3: 6 (~4.4%)
Gen 4: 3 (~2.8%)
Gen 5: 13 (~8.3%)
Gen 6: 10 (~14.1%), although I feel like Florges should count for more points...
Gen 7: 16 (~18.2%), with enthusiasm for Salazzle and Tsareena
Gen 8: 10 (~11.2%)
The order of smashes by density are generation 7, then 6, then 8, then 1 closely followed by 5, then 3, with 4 and 2 bringing up the rear.
This data clearly shows that pokemon have been getting hotter with time (The theory that Mark's standards began to dip after gen 4 can be contested by his enthusiasm for Florges, Salazzle, and Tsareena.) The generation 1 outlier can be explained away by familiarity with the pokemon of that generation.
This is the under rated comment
This need more likes
Anyone do a smashes by type yet?
Who says math isn't Smashy!?! >.
holy fuck
"smash, but why"
the pokémon he wanted to smash was so weird he even questioned himself
2:08
@@Sans_The_Skeleton420 exactly what I needed 😭😭🙏🙏
The pauses, the smashes with no further explanation, the incomprehensible metric for smashing... flawless. Best video of all time.
While incomprehensible… by the 600 mark you start get an intuitive sense for the smashes and passes.
@Beast 😈 I like your content, BUT THATS TAKING IT TOO FAR MAN!
Day 15 of asking markiplier to play riddle transfer 2
@@thetavernofchaos9418 It's an (atrocious) bot.
Seriously, something really needs to be done about the bot situation. I'm certain it extends past RUclips as well, but it is horrendous here.
I think thats whats extra funny is that like NO EXPLANATION. An impossible metric that only he understands, smashing arbok and ninetails all i know is that hes incredibly based
I love how there isn’t even any introduction he just goes straight into it. He knows what he’s doing and why we’re here, he needs no explanation.
* refuses to explain
refuse to elaborate any further and immediately gets to the point like absolute chad
This isn't just a video, it is *THE* video
Ironically, most of the people who copied this style afterwards spend an excruciating amount of time explaining every single Smash or Pass.
While here it's actually funnier to question ourselves why the Smash here and not there.
I need an explanation
I love this. No introduction, no buildup, just down to business.
And then he leaves when he's finished..
Chadplier.
No foreplay, no pillow talk
Just, wham, bam, Alakazam
@@Puddlesoak oh my
@@ThatGuy-sf1cx Never thought that line would be so appropriate.
@@ThatGuy-sf1cx Nah he passed on Alakazam
I love the idea of Lixian receiving the file to edit this with absolutely zero context and having to just pick up what's going on and being absolutely confused and scared the whole time.
in my mind lixian wasnt sent this one, mark did it himself because he couldnt deal with the real time conversation of one of his friends seeing him smash and pass animals for half an hour
Okay reading both of these comments makes sense. I can see both scenarios being the case.
Tbf, if you wanna work for Mark, you gotta have a mentality of steel, Lmfao
What I love is how on some of the smashes you know exactly what he’s thinking, but on others you have absolutely no idea.
vanilluxe???
I think some of them he meant literally smash. Like straight just shattering.
And then there's Tsareena.
Easy
55% obvious femininity.
20% are birds (chicken lickin' good).
20% are just buttplugs.
4% flashlights.
1% literal smash.
Like you know... Weepinbell. And for some not even he knows!
He seems to have some sort of rule… that is completely unpredictable
"I will not explain anything. I am not taking questions."
You don't have to. This experience pretty much explains itself.
Yeah. That he is a furry in denial.
honestly he got the ones that were clearly designed to cater to a certain audience correct
@@NoThankUBeQuiet I mean, the first two he chose were Ninetails and Beedrill. One obviously is about his denial as a masochist and the other is furry denial. I expected the ones that resembled large women to be on his list. Gardevoir was THE most PREDICTABLE ever.
i feel like he has a thing for wings, considering the amount of birds he said smash to
@@serge263 no
My favourite part of this has to be the little "Oddly Enough, Pass" implying that somewhere, deep in that Markibrain, there's a *logic* to what he's doing
lmao markibrain
X2
@Anjali I do too, somehow
@@popatropa7552
I mean it’s Lickitung I understand the logic
20:16
Mark when he sees a sandcastle at a non-nude beach: “DAMN! My dreams must remain as dreams!”
Mark: "that would definitely make me a furry. Pass!"
I think we crossed that line like 10 minutes ago Mark
Pretty sure we crossed that line the moment he pressed record
He said smash
Need a time stamp
@@yipy100 ah I apologize my brain became so traumatized that it hallucinated him saying pass 🧍♀️
@@yipy100 No, he said pass
The smash count doesn't go up
15:28
"I will not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions, goodbye"
Absolutely superb closing statement
chad moment
True
It honestly annoys me, you can't just drop this on us and not explain why
Buh.. buh.. Mista Mawkapwia, we need to know why yed smash
@@rockycuro7737 for me its not why, more like how
I love how he’s just imagining the scenarios in his head before he says “smash” so suddenly.
Ikr
just like him imagining weepenbell
him at dugtrio
aw hell naw
just like he did to Lileep
0:22 Beedrill
0:37 Arbok
0:55 Ninetales
1:12 Diglett
1:16 Dugtrio
1:42 Weepinbell
2:05 Magneton
2:20 Shellder
2:24 Cloyster
2:50 Hitmonchan
3:30 Lapras
3:37 Ditto
4:00 Mewtwo
5:06 Misdreavus
5:56 Blissey
6:13 Blaziken
6:47 Gardevoir
7:40 Wailord
8:20 Lileep
8:56 Gorebyss
9:30 Deoxys
10:10 Vespiquen
10:30 Lopunny
12:10 Darkrai
12:50 Tranquill
12:54 Unfezant
13:13 Conkeldurr
13:30 Leavanny
13:37 Lilligant
13:52 Sigilyph
14:14 Zoroark
14:22 Gothitelle
14:28 Swanna
14:30 Vanilluxe
14:37 Escavalier
15:23 Accelgor
15:44 Mandibuzz
16:24 Delphox
16:28 Greninja
16:50 Florges
17:21 Spritzee
17:26 Aromatisse
17:30 Malamar
17:37 Dragalge
17:51 Goomy
17:52 Sliggoo
18:05 Gourgeist
18:29 Decidueye
18:37 Primarina
18:56 Charjabug
19:02 Oricorio
19:20 Lurantis
19:33 Salazzle
20:07 Tsareena
20:16 Palossand
20:26 Turtonator
20:35 Bruxish
20:44 Tapu Lele
20:47 Tapu Fini
20:53 Lunala
20:54 Nihilego
21:00 Pheromosa
21:20 Blacephalon
21:31 Cinderace
22:12 Sandaconda
22:19 Toxtricity
22:26 Sinistea
22:33 Hatterene
22:51 Runerigus
23:00 Snom
23:04 Stonjourner
23:30 Urshifu
23:35 Regidrago
Barges in without an intro or outro, tells us what pokemon he would fuck, refuses to elaborate or take questions. what a fucking ride.
Definitely unexpected from Markiplier, but also very expected
I think he lost a bet or somethin
This is why his smash or pass was worlds funnier and better than Jacksepticeyes. Irish Boi overexplained why and it killed the mood. Mark just hit record and let the Pokemons do their thing.
And 20 Million people are interested in this
Love how he takes a real long and calculative look and then just-
“Smash”
18:34
Absolutely zero hesitation for liligant though.
"That's just the moon, pass."
30 seconds before: *smashes a literal whale*
its like the skitty thing all over again
Good luck smashing that thing because you will spend a year looking for the hole
Just like your mom lol got em
@@rockruff7203 was gonna tell your sister the same thing, but I have to wait 9 months.
@Jolteon3720 what's the point in making sense?
“Smash. Buy w h y?” That’s what we’re all thinking Mark
"I'll not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions, goodbye"
Wise words Mark
Wise indeed
ABSOLUTE CHAD
How could you explain? Some are self explanatory but others… no clue.
Respect
@@turtlesoup0008 which ones confuse you
Mark at Mienshao: “That would definitely make me a furry, pass”
Also Mark: *Smashes pokémon that are literally just birds*
and a fox
I thought the same thing!!!
and a wasp
and things
Hey that’s not furry stuff that’s scaly and feathery stuff aka the furry adjacent
I love this. No explanation, no defending himself, no reasoning. Just a man, 898 Pokemon, 32 million subscribers, and a dream.
If he even attempted to explain himself he would’ve been called a “hypocrite furry pedo” or something.
@@slorchman672 most definitely by the twitter-side of the audience
@Savetion 1OOK RUclipsR ik you are a bot ,,, but what the fuck
sounds like a fallout vaulttec experiment
I was surprised when he said he's smashing Gorebyss but not Milotic..
This really is the perfect RUclips video, no intro, no outro just straight to the point and then when he’s finished he’s finished
I love how Mark says 'Pass' at a relatively okay volume, but most of the time he says 'smash' it's really quiet, like he's disappointed in himself xD
it is understandable
@@anekdoche7055 of course, anyone who calls Carnivine horrifying should be self loathing
cept for when he goes insane with the pass
But blaziken
Like how you be odd and watch r34
Pokemon Challenge: Beat any pokemon game using only Mark's smashables
EDIT: Fine, since you people are actually trying, let's add this rule: It's cool to use any starter but ONLY until your first smashable, and at most until Lv. 12.
Also, he DID pick Blaziken, which makes Torchic available, and R/S/E a breeze.
And pre-evolutions.
Marklocke
I'LL COME BACK TO THIS.
That would make for a killer thumbnail
Honestly not too bad.
Not a bad way to kick off the weekend just before Valentines' Day.
😄👍
Your not wrong tho
i’ll take this video any day over valentine’s day
@Don't read profile photo ok I won't
lol
3:26
Aged sooo differently now...
It was him no doubt about it we all know now
Wait wdym?
@pastelpython5980 it's an endangered pokemon or at least it was until one kid made them breed with eachother to get the population back to normal
@@GalaxywinghasADHD you mean to tell me that's canon.
@@darklight5562 yes
i love the ones where he says "smash" like he's just as surprised as we are
@mikoy huio same tho
@mikoy huio timestamp please!
@@vodkabread 0:21
@@vodkabread literally the beginning of the video lol
victreebell 1:48
Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
Also Mark: smashes many pokemon that would cause unspeakable damage to himself and sells his reality for a smooch from an eldrich horror
Ln'eta is smokin hot, i’d sell this reality for a smooch from her too tbh
Seems about right
when you say yes to literally a bear trap i feel like thats confirmed
Yeah this video was pretty funny
@@brock7405 they are just making jokes too, but you might not be smart enough to understand that
It's amazing how entertaining this video is when it's literally just Mark saying the words "pass" and "smash" for 20+ minutes
So true-
3:40 he said pass to vaporeon? HE DOESNT KNOW, HE DOESNT KNOW
WHAT DOES HE NOT KNOW
Vaporeon rule 34....
No, it says in some Pokémon things vapereon can breed with humans
that's not funny
Cuz this was before
Its impressive how Mark can express such a wide range of emotions in 24 minutes with just two words
Well
He said a few more words than 2
@@Bagel_Ice the person knows, they were saying a joke 😂
Bruh my comment got removed cus it looked like spam
22:06 he didn’t just say two words
Don't forget the occasional "is that a butt?"
Markiplier: “I’m not a masochist”
*Says smash with Magneton*
He just wants to know if his body can take the electricity guys
how would it work tho :(
@Beast 😈 you dont belong here keep your thoughts to yourself
@@styrofoam5097 electro shock stimulation. Basically advanced masochism
yeah it was a pretty SHOCKING discovery wouldn't you say??
I'll show myself out...
@Let's Talk pokemondb
17:20 Mark saying "there's nothing here" immediately followed by "smash" is comedic gold.
Edit: added timestamp, thanks to replies
when
@@katoneba 21
time stamp?
17:22
XD
So, here’s what I think about his choices 2 years later:
- He chooses smash for most Pokemon that have sharp appendages (NOT horns) or lots of tentacle-like appendages (Runerigus or Lileep). He does not choose some in this category because the tentacles were part of the face(Cradily), their eyes looked too innocent(A recurring theme among his choices), or they were not big enough.
- Smash is also chosen for Pokemon that have a “motherly” vibe to them, such as those that have fancy jewlery(Misdreavus), tall posture, lots of extra fur or “padding”, fully evolved, and a not-too-“young” face. (Florges looks seductively at the viewer, giving a reason for Markiplier to aggressively say Smash)
- Also, Markiplier chooses smash for Pokemon that look dominating, or would act maliciously based on looks. These have to be tall, around 6ft or higher (why Markiplier hesitated on Gardevoir). Also, it give more points to the Pokémon if they have extra appendages, expression, or thick legs. Other pokemon may have been chosen purely on seductive looks and not malicious expressions (Oricorio Baile).
- Lastly, Markiplier chooses smash for those Pokemon that have long, stick-like features or are pill-shaped (for obvious reasons) Next, he likes to go for Pokemon that can make holes or have holes in their structure, which would allow him to “use the key”. The holes have to be big on the Pokemon, as the “key” cannot fit easily into most.
Blissey?
I love how some of the most human-looking ones get passed over, but then he'd smash a whale, a sandcastle and fricking Stonehenge.
Dont forget the snake 😰
@@Salty_catz i mean…
@@boskeep1🤨🤨
@@boskeep1 they do swallow things whole
Font forget the tea cup
Mark's Criteria:
- looks like it wants to
- the right amount of tongue
- vaguely feminine and pretty
- cute but not too cute
- mouth area isn't too dangerous
- looks like it got skills
- drills?
- pile of rocks??
- pile of magnets???
-SANDCASTLE????
ice cream?!?!
Lol
- literally nothing????
- Whale????
That “Smash, but why…?” on Magneton is just amazing.
It was the first words other than smash/pass. His first words in the video were “But why?”
The fact that I'm on magneton when I read this comment is amazing
@@The_G_in_Jesus you need more likes!
@@The_G_in_Jesus OMG 😂
I thought that it’s probs because he sees Magneton as a bunch of Magnemites which he could see as a challenge.
0:46 no way bro passed on nidoqueen
This audience retention rate is gonna break some world records
Also i got out my calculator and mark would smash 8.7% of pokemon and I don't know how to feel
To be fair, some people would have a much higher percentage of Zeusing ratio.
The smash of 87'
@@paweb.5523 lmao
@@paweb.5523 good one
I think its 8%
Markiplier comes across Lopunny: "Would this consider me as a furry if I say smash?" Also Markiplier: "Yeah I'll smash Ninetails"
And the casual "smash" for Cinderace really gets me 🤣
that was my EXACT that, i was like "nah, but ninetails definently does"
Mark: Still smashes Lopunny
But bro passed on the eeveeloutions 😭
It doesn't make you a furry it makes you a z00ph!le
Love how there's no "What's up guys" it's just straight to the content. Makes it all the more serious.
ikr
We all know what thoughts were thunked when Cloyster reached the front of the line.
"I will not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions. Goodbye."
I respect this man.
Enters playground.
Smashes sandcastle.
Doesn't explain why.
Leaves.
@@omegahaxors9-11 chad
@@thanoid2373 enters computer
Smashes Firefox
Doesn't elaborate
leaves
For context, Mark said that he would smash Ninetails which is a literal fire fox
He ended the video as best he could, there was no better way to end it with just this message. Perfect video.
6 million views for random pokemon picks, it's obvious that he isn't trying and choosing random ones because he'd look like a weird guy if he put 2 seconds of thought into this. Man just wants to get paid today. Also comments are about as "I sniff my mom's panties for fun" as they come. Seen mark on and off for the last couple years. Props to him for getting a bag for such a down bad audience.
"Smash, but why?"
It's like he doesn't know why he's doing this either.
n o o n e k n o w s
It's just his fav pokemon list.
What is a pass or a smash?
@@Mem_Pyroman idk either
@@Mem_Pyroman Get your dirty part of your mind working and you will figure it out.
I love how with Bellsprout, Weepinbell and Victreebel, he was like "not enough", "✨Just Right✨", and "TOO MUCH".
like motherfucking Goldilocks and the Three Bears
teeth is a factor
victreebel*
I had to stop the video and laugh my ass off when he went " ~_~ ..... Smash. " at Weepinbell and "O_O PAAAASSS!!!" on Victreebel. Holy shit...
He definitely said 'what that mouth do?' when he saw Victreebel
7:39 A WHALE? 😰🤚
A whale of a good time
"GET OU-"
No intro, no fluff, no bull. Straight to the content. You love to see it.
woah no replies
@@Raspyx woah 1 reply
Yes
@@Raspyx woah is wulzy
the way his face is so blank as he’s doing this is just perfect.
*MARKIPLIER IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME*
*I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*
Ok
and then he goes 🤨🤨 before saying 'smash' LMAOOO
@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 2 bots
@KelvinBB 2 bots total found ok good im collecting em all IMA CATCH EM ALL
Markiplier: *sees ditto*
“Smash.”
Ditto: *Transforms into markiplier*
Markiplier: “Definitely smashing.”
That’s probably the reason why he decides to say smash
Turns into toxicity
I’m not so sure because mark said he never got into Pokémon so he might not know what ditto does besides it’s a gooey glob
@@BoiBahoi That makes it worse 😂
@@thomasskye yeah I don’t think that’s better
Well...This video just became relevant again...for...reasons...IYKYK
I don't
I now live with the knowledge that Mark would smash 8.7% of the pokedex
I dont know if i should bee happy to know the statistics now 😂
the statistic of 8.7
@@lemonpit6264 😂
literally googled
@@lemonpit6264 the smash of 87
I love how Mark's smashes go from "yeah, understandable" to "ayo wtf" with absolutely no in-between.
its disgusting imo
idk what part of smashing pokemon is understandable
@@finngspeedruns thank you he doesn't even say if its satire or not
@@tatevaughan3248im more than certain the video is a joke but the original poster of the comment is a little strange
@@finngspeedruns I mean understandable in the sense that some are human-like enough to the point where there wouldn't be much of a difference between them and a human.
Like, Gardevoir, Gothielle, hitmonchan, lopunny kind of.
Those I can understand.
Picks like weepinbell and the living sand castle are just WTF tho.
Mark: Does smashing on Lopunny make me a Furry?
Also Mark: *smashes like 4 Pokémon that are literally just birds*
not to mention ninetails
Bro what about diglet and dugtrio
@@akashbinning6194 I dig it
And he reaaaaallly like flowers
is into bird watching iykwim
I love this. No introduction, no buildup, just down to business.
And then he leaves when hes finished..
Markiplier to Lopunny:
"Would this make me a furry if I said smash"
Also Mark to Ninetails:
*Instantly chooses smash*
timestamp?
Go find the stamp for ninetailes its early on
@@pessskychaos4874 i meant lopunny
@OneEpicGamer thx
would've been a different story if it was mega lopunny
Mark halfway through: "Would this make me a furry?"
Mark, this whole video is beyond that.
11:00 *My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.*
Exactly! Thank u!😝
@@jaceangel9916 forealll 💀💀
This makes him something alright
@@TEAL_INDIGO maybe we can coin a new term for people who arent a furry but definitely would smash Pokémon, because they’re definitely not all furry Pokémon of course, how ‘bout Pokeys? Pockeys? Pokemonys? Pocket monster f¥€kers? Little help people😅😝
With all the hesitation before every "smash", I just want him to "smash" without missing a beat on one of the most obscure ones
22:10 sandaconda
No
@@toyotacamry-ho1jh there was still a tiny pause there
lilligant was pretty quick
13:37 was pretty fast
This video has a new level of meaning after the recent Pokémon leaks XD
The conviction in his voice anytime he says "Smash" is admirable.
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The little moment of silence before the Smash makes it so much better, like he’s imagining it before making his choice absolute
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@@jackdamascus4506 hahaha, forreal though. I think the perfect example of this was Lileep. I can only imagine what went through his head.
The way he thought about each and every one
"I will not be explaining anything. I will not be taking any questions. Good Bye." Perfect ending Mark, that was hilarious
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@@QueenNyrak too late
Gets to Silcoon
"wth was that.... ehhh pass"
Gets to Cascoon
"ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ.....pass"
Tbh silcoon & Cascoon are probably the laziest cocoon pokemon
0:24 you were thinking about that horn would go somewhere
Absolutely love the little moments when he says "smash" and looks completely surprised like 'really? looks like I just learned a little something about myself there.'
I'm honestly considering doing this now lol
the "smash, but why" sent me out of my chair xD
Snake
@@lillie3029 true
Mark: "i'm not a masochist"
Also Mark: smashes a literal hornet with drill arms
also pretty sure wailord was literal smash... could probably smash his house.
But bee do have dat carrot doe
@@rurikaunimoto warlord is lighter then air, good luck smashing anything with it
Cant forget tsareena
he'd smash to a literal bear trap
"that would definitely make me a furry. Pass."
Also mark when he sees Ninetails: "smash"
beastiality =/= furry
He would sooner fuck a Magnemite than a Lucario
Markiplier's mind is gone
@@cooldud7071 who wouldn't
He said that while recording a video of if he'd fuck a pokemon or not, I think he's well past that point.
I remember in one of his Five nights at Fuckboys playthroughs, he said he searched up what a Dragon Dildo is. He knows alot of furry stuff definitely(also considering the fact his brother is a Furry)
0:18 the meme
i love how almost every time he looks at something he'd smash he takes a drawn out confused look as if he's considering "why, how, and what's the benefit"
In that exact order
What's the benefit of smashing, let's say, Tsareena?
@@Cysco8575 Getting stepped on by something with the ability Queenly Majesty that looks like a bottom heavy fashion star
@@noctusdoesthings Fair point. Now my dude, what's the benefit of smashing B E E D R I L L?
@@Cysco8575 Spinning insertions, large insertion, normal uses for the holes, plus they swarm so... Yeah. Just gotta get antidote afterwards
I love how Mark is so quick to pass, but he pauses before he decides to smash. Like he's legit thinking about it.
hmm
I'm convinced that this is half joke, and half of it is him seriously considering his preferences lmao
there are also examples of him pausing to say pass, and zooming past one with smash
Bro what did you think he was doin other than trying to see if he was trying to smash the pokemon.
@@bitzer3242 Considering his options? 🤷♂️
I can only imagine the look of absolute horror on Lixian’s face when he was asked to edit this
@TECHNOBLADE FAKED HIS CANCER PROOF IS ON MY VIDEOS ok
Lixian: … Mark, why do you keep giving me the weirdest videos to edit?
@TECHNOBLADE FAKED HIS CANCER PROOF IS ON MY VIDEOS Be gone BOT
@TECHNOBLADE FAKED HIS CANCER PROOF IS ON MY VIDEOS You seem lonely
Oh god
5:29 Gonna have to revise your ranking here...
I can't believe the news reached this far XD
“That’s an owl, pass.”
“That’s another owl, pass.”
*a third owl appears*
“Smash.”
Time stamp???
@@DATBOII1234 18:23
Third time's the charm
@@Yorick_the_Rat I was just about to say that XD
The “but I don’t know why” to smashing magneton implies that there was a rational and understanding to all the others.
Hmmmm
Ohh nooooo
Im just glad he stayed away from my favorites
Ya wailord makes so much sense
Lopunny has a rational reason...
Mark: “will this make me a furry”
Also Mark: *smashes multiple Pokémon that just look like animals*
Including a swan and several obvious furry bait pokemons
The birds like the Swan and pheasants evolutions killed me
He’s okay with animals and humans, but he draws the line at anthro.
Not many furries are into ferals and his brother is a well known furry artist so he probably knows quite a bit already lol
Whalelord
LMAOOO THE TITLE i was crying cuz of the holidays getting close n then this pops up lmao
Mark: "Would this make me a furry if I said smash?"
Everyone: "You really should have asked that question before doing this video Mark"
His brother is more qualified with this kind of stuff
Or asked before saying smash before a single one 😭😂
Bully Maguire: You should've thought of that earlier.
“Would this make me a furry if I said smash?” He said, while doing a Smash or Pass on a list of mostly animals
Mark: *a small price to pay*
markiplier: that's just the moon pass
also markiplier:
*smashes sandcastle*
He could, with a fist
Smashes lump of concrete
*smashes lunala*
Reading this while mark said it
On basculin he says pbass
Markiplier: [questions if it's okay to smash lopunny]
Also Markiplier: [smashes ice cream, a sandcastle, a bee, and a magnet]
And an alien (Deoxys)
Smash sandcastle with foot, smash bee with hand, smash ice cream into face, find magnet attractice
and regidrago
i cannot explain regidrago
Of course that pfp commenting this lole
Ah, I see you dabble in the dark arts as well, Kuroodod Eeveee
Funny how he passed Typhlosion.... game freaky employees
4:07
And he instantly passed vaporeon which thank god because anybody who passes vaporeon is healing the world
@SpiderDave888 6:50 Still smashed Gardevoir
This is the most important video of our generation.
Omg it’s that guy who shot dragons dead with guns in skyrim and robbed a guy millions of dollars and is British!
Yo crust man
I agree
ayyyy crusty
Yes
I can’t tell if he’s being 100% honest, but also knowing Mark, *he's being 100% honest.* Because why wouldn’t he?
Would Mark lie to us? 😏
@@TheJStale neverrrr
@Savetion 1OOK RUclipsR gl getting to college
@No 🔥 I didn’t fucking ask lol
@@dantheman8637 report them for spam, maybe it'll do something once all of us do it
*Mark looking at diglet:* Smash
*Dugtrio:* Allow us to introduce ourselves
Now we shall get *drumroll*
DUGSQUAD
Triple the fun
@Don't read profile photo did I just get replied to by the super smart person that’s super famous for people reading their profile pic? Wow I’m honoured!!
Mans want himself a whole DugOrgy
Wanted all 3 of them dugussys
4:07 is what you looking for
so I am not the single one time traveling in youtube right now
You are not the only ones
I got this recommend again after the shit that happned
What's going on? Tell me 😫
Markiplier the only person to go from:
*"I'm not a masochist"*
To
*"I'm not a furry"*
In such a short amount of time
Lmfao
He's both and we all know it.
Given his brother is the one who created Twokinds, I'm not surprised
He skipped right past Vapoeron, maybe he's clean
@@Styxintheriver to know the implications of passing Vaporeon you yourself cannot be clean
“Pass, that’s an apple pie”- markiplier the man himself that said smash to a sand castle
23:04 and a boulder pile...
The man has some weird standards
And a tea cup
And a normal cup
And a magnet
Mark: "This definetly would make me a furry, pass."
Also mark: Doing a smash or pass POKÉMON video.
He didn't pass Lopunny when he said that, he smashed it
@@whuman8621 Right, but later he did pass on one because he said it would make him a furry.
he said that but loppuny and decidueye are pretty much furries wich is the funniest part of all this
I bet doing a smash or pass Digimon video would be harder...
It is canon that people used to marry pokemon
8:13 "cmon just ask him out the worst he can say is pass"
"That's an owl. Pass. That's another owl. Pass." A third owl appears. "Smash."
third times the charm
@@ARM0RP0WER XD
The 'cooler' owl
moved from denial to acceptance
18:22
Mark, looking at Lopunny: that’ll make me a furry
Also Mark: smashes several humanoid clearly animal Pokémon and bipedal plants
He’s already decided to smash a Bee, a Kobra, and a Fox on the first three.
I think that’s more than enough.
He also said smash for A FUCKING PLANT
And a timy ghost and mur-dog.
Lol, Mark lost all right to worry about looking like a furry the second he smashed Beedrill.
The biggest logic that confuses me are calling Rowlet line just owls, yet he said yes to Unfezant. He is an enigma.
He wants to smash Delphox. There is no running away from the truth, Mark...
2015 Markiplier: Feels uncomfortable dating a catgirl in HuniePop
2022 Markiplier: Would smash 73 pokemons
Lol
And not even most of the ones in the 'Human' egg group either.
It was a slow descent to this moment
I remember that day. How far Mark has come in 7 years... proud of you, my man.
*smash 73, lunala was put in the wrong category 20:52
Markiplier u might want to change ur mind on a couple of these
First thing i thought of🤣
Diglett = 2 inches tall
Palossand = eats your soul if you enter its mouth
Gorebyss = skewers you with its snout like a mosquito and drains your fluids until you die
Somehow, I feel like Mark is learning more about himself than we are about him.
I just did smash or pass with Super Mario characters, feedback appreciated let me know how I did!
@@tedescoyt Don’t care
@@seangiglio didn’t ask
@@tedescoyt ratio + did not ask + fatherless + do not care
@@dogsareyum1996 counter
Markiplier: "That's an owl"
Markiplier: "That's another owl"
Owl:
Markiplier: "SMASH"
@Flan3 L
*three times the charm*
@Flan3 L bozo
I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for birds, chunks of ice, trees, foxes, and Minecraft bugs.
Foxes, but not Nickit or Thievul.
Don't forget rocks and inanimate objects
I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for insects, birds, dildo shaped things, foxes, masculine and male Pokemon (I guess the rumor about him secretly being gay/bi is not so far off, Pokemon that are overweight, weird looking and things that don't even look like they would be possible to screw, inanimate objects.
half of me at the beginning of this thought most of those were just a joke and that he was purposely avoiding the baby and younger Pokemon, but he's definitely got a thing for overweight milf's.
frogs
also specifically 3 magnemites at once
One of the best videos in the new era of RUclips
Mark: I’m not a masochist.
Also Mark: *sees Beedrill* Smash.
Also says smash to Tsareena
The literal "step on me" pokemon
Mark: *sees Magneton* Smash . . . but why?
Us: Masochist.
@@anhilliator1 👌🏼
also instinctively said smash to carnivine before correcting himself…
Funny he'd smash Bedrill, but not Vespiqueen...
Conclusion: Ditto can breed with everything, even Markiplier
OH GOD NO!!! XD
FOR THE LOVE OF GAHHD
I kinda wanna draw that now😂
@@lilwoofer8333 NO-
Ditto will be anything you want it to be... *wink*
"Does this make me a furry?"
MARK IT'S ABOUT 22 POKEMON TOO LATE FOR THAT QUESTION.
I love how the music just stopped
markiplier is a furry confirmed!
Isn't his brother.... I've said to much
He instantly smashed Ninetails, but fucking Mienshao he’s conflicted about?
@@valdemarr.madsen4263 well, he wanted to smash a poisonous snake rather than non poison snake
“No joker…not the lopunny…Its animal joker you cant…” 10:29
There are no laws against Pokémon Batman…