I remember in one of his Five nights at Fuckboys playthroughs, he said he searched up what a Dragon Dildo is. He knows alot of furry stuff definitely(also considering the fact his brother is a Furry)
@@NoThankUBeQuiet I mean, the first two he chose were Ninetails and Beedrill. One obviously is about his denial as a masochist and the other is furry denial. I expected the ones that resembled large women to be on his list. Gardevoir was THE most PREDICTABLE ever.
Ahem... I have a little scientific article I'd like to post... Yup... Gardevoir is based on a sylph (basically an air fairy), which means their specie is more related to humans, than animals, plants or inanimate objects. They have a high intelligence level, which makes sense, taking into account their primary type is psychic. Also their body size is close to the humans' with the height of neat 160 centimeters and 48 kilogrammes weight, they're able to see the future and read thr others' feelings, which is their main ability and the most important: they have an incredibly strong bond with their master. Considering all these factors we can get, that Gardevoirs are sentient enough for a consent and their elegant body would endure it. Additionally, those fabulous cosmic beings are considered to be one of the most attractive pokemon among all generations by the following reasons: they have an elegant delicate shape, which makes them look mysterious and defenseless, their regally-curled hair are exotic, still soft mint color, they have long thin legs, which are fully covered by a silver dress, that symbolizes their purity and innocence and last, but not least: they have a glare, that makes them look extremely feminine, but still heroic. Their personality is also playing a big role in their status among the pokemon fans, as they are famous for their loyalty to friends. If you're in a bad mood the Gardevoir would sense that and comfort you, if you're being under threat it will protect you at the cost of it's own life and make a tiny cute black hole. They're shy with strangers and such a behavior may also appeal to some people like me. According to their evolutionary line, they represent the most female pokemon ever, since they're starting as a genderless kid, then they expose their eyes and legs, and starting to be more active and in the final evolution, depending on their gender they either become loyal guards or honours knights (which is great, but much less cooler, because male). Also their name literally translates from french like "guardian woman", which makes them yet more elegant. In this article I was only using clear facts from psychology and pokemon biology, trying not to overuse my personal opinion. And that's not just a theory, those are fully proved possibility and reasons to love Gardevoir.
*Mark's official criteria are:* -looks grown-up and mature -stands up on two legs OR has no legs at all -looks humanoid OR is just an object -has either a badass/cool vibe AND/OR a feminine/pretty vibe (often vaguely suggestive) -looks like a genital OR adult toy OR is slimy
I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for insects, birds, dildo shaped things, foxes, masculine and male Pokemon (I guess the rumor about him secretly being gay/bi is not so far off, Pokemon that are overweight, weird looking and things that don't even look like they would be possible to screw, inanimate objects. half of me at the beginning of this thought most of those were just a joke and that he was purposely avoiding the baby and younger Pokemon, but he's definitely got a thing for overweight milf's.
@Don't read profile photo did I just get replied to by the super smart person that’s super famous for people reading their profile pic? Wow I’m honoured!!
Mark's types: Option A: snatched waist with thick thighs Option B: seductive looks Option C: AS FAR AWAY FROM HUMANOID AS IT COULD POSSIBLY BE!!!!!! Option D: Ditto💀
Mark's Criteria: - looks like it wants to - the right amount of tongue - vaguely feminine and pretty - cute but not too cute - mouth area isn't too dangerous - looks like it got skills - drills? - pile of rocks?? - pile of magnets???
@@thanoid2373 enters computer Smashes Firefox Doesn't elaborate leaves For context, Mark said that he would smash Ninetails which is a literal fire fox
6 million views for random pokemon picks, it's obvious that he isn't trying and choosing random ones because he'd look like a weird guy if he put 2 seconds of thought into this. Man just wants to get paid today. Also comments are about as "I sniff my mom's panties for fun" as they come. Seen mark on and off for the last couple years. Props to him for getting a bag for such a down bad audience.
Ironically, most of the people who copied this style afterwards spend an excruciating amount of time explaining every single Smash or Pass. While here it's actually funnier to question ourselves why the Smash here and not there.
i love how almost every time he looks at something he'd smash he takes a drawn out confused look as if he's considering "why, how, and what's the benefit"
@@teal_indigo9105 maybe we can coin a new term for people who arent a furry but definitely would smash Pokémon, because they’re definitely not all furry Pokémon of course, how ‘bout Pokeys? Pockeys? Pokemonys? Pocket monster f¥€kers? Little help people😅😝
I had to come back to this since I’ve been having a rough month, and let me tell you, I laughed as hard as I did the first time I watched this and still love this. (Wonder if mark will ever do the other Pokémon that came out. There’s more attractive ones that came out recently that I think he should see)
Игры
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"that would definitely make me a furry. Pass."
Also mark when he sees Ninetails: "smash"
beastiality =/= furry
He would sooner fuck a Magnemite than a Lucario
Markiplier's mind is gone
@@cooldud7071 who wouldn't
He said that while recording a video of if he'd fuck a pokemon or not, I think he's well past that point.
I remember in one of his Five nights at Fuckboys playthroughs, he said he searched up what a Dragon Dildo is. He knows alot of furry stuff definitely(also considering the fact his brother is a Furry)
What I love is how on some of the smashes you know exactly what he’s thinking, but on others you have absolutely no idea.
vanilluxe???
I think some of them he meant literally smash. Like straight just shattering.
And then there's Tsareena.
Easy
55% obvious femininity.
20% are birds (chicken lickin' good).
20% are just buttplugs.
4% flashlights.
1% literal smash.
Like you know... Weepinbell. And for some not even he knows!
He seems to have some sort of rule… that is completely unpredictable
Skipping Vaporeon proves Mark is pure of heart and mind
Bro I about to say that😂😂😂
wait a second...
Nah, he just doesn't know...
The most compatible Pokémon for humans
he knows what he likes
There are some Pokémon where you could tell he'd say "Smash" if they had a third evolution.
True👌✔️
4:36 I think this one
but azumarill is a third evolution tho...@@user-hn4zn9nx3c
@@user-hn4zn9nx3c bellossom is a 3rd evolution
"Smash, but why?"
It's like he doesn't know why he's doing this either.
n o o n e k n o w s
It's just his fav pokemon list.
What is a pass or a smash?
@@Mem_Pyroman idk either
@@Mem_Pyroman Get your dirty part of your mind working and you will figure it out.
Mark: "that would definitely make me a furry. Pass!"
I think we crossed that line like 10 minutes ago Mark
Pretty sure we crossed that line the moment he pressed record
He said smash
Need a time stamp
@@yipy100 ah I apologize my brain became so traumatized that it hallucinated him saying pass 🧍♀️
@@yipy100 No, he said pass
The smash count doesn't go up
15:28
Instantly passing on Milotic might be the craziest move ever
bruh agreed
@@astral749 fr
The things I could say...
And he chooses to Smash Beedrill 😂
It's a big dick bee
Every year we gotta go back to this, just to make sure it was real and not an internet fever dream.
Same I do as well shdfgs
"I will not explain anything. I am not taking questions."
You don't have to. This experience pretty much explains itself.
Yeah. That he is a furry in denial.
honestly he got the ones that were clearly designed to cater to a certain audience correct
@@NoThankUBeQuiet I mean, the first two he chose were Ninetails and Beedrill. One obviously is about his denial as a masochist and the other is furry denial. I expected the ones that resembled large women to be on his list. Gardevoir was THE most PREDICTABLE ever.
i feel like he has a thing for wings, considering the amount of birds he said smash to
@@serge263 no
Markiplier to Lopunny:
"Would this make me a furry if I said smash"
Also Mark to Ninetails:
*Instantly chooses smash*
timestamp?
Go find the stamp for ninetailes its early on
@@pessskychaos4874 i meant lopunny
@@kakomol9339 10:25
@@callmeidk1682 thx
This is the definition of "where there's a hole, there's a goal"
Real💀
apparently sometimes even when there isn’t a hole there’s still a goal
Every time I watch this, I feel the need to do it myself.
*emperor Palpatine voice*
Dew it
You mean Smash?
"I will not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions, goodbye"
Absolutely superb closing statement
chad moment
True
It honestly annoys me, you can't just drop this on us and not explain why
Buh.. buh.. Mista Mawkapwia, we need to know why yed smash
@@rockycuro7737 for me its not why, more like how
"That's just the moon, pass."
30 seconds before: *smashes a literal whale*
its like the skitty thing all over again
Good luck smashing that thing because you will spend a year looking for the hole
Just like your mom lol got em
@@rockruff7203 was gonna tell your sister the same thing, but I have to wait 9 months.
@@ToothIess but then she wouldnt understand
Silcoon “what was that???”
Cascoon “THERE IT IS AGAIN”
6:46 "I'm only human after all, I'm only human after all"
Don't put your blame on me
"I'll not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions, goodbye"
Wise words Mark
Wise indeed
ABSOLUTE CHAD
How could you explain? Some are self explanatory but others… no clue.
Respect
@@turtlesoup0008 which ones confuse you
Markiplier comes across Lopunny: "Would this consider me as a furry if I say smash?" Also Markiplier: "Yeah I'll smash Ninetails"
And the casual "smash" for Cinderace really gets me 🤣
that was my EXACT that, i was like "nah, but ninetails definently does"
Mark: Still smashes Lopunny
But bro passed on the eeveeloutions 😭
It doesn't make you a furry it makes you a z00ph!le
Weepinbell: *intense breathing for about 5 seconds* “Smash”
Victreebel: *sees the fangs* PASS!!!
I love the subtle pauses before passing or smashing. And the lack of reasoning he gives us leaves more to the elaboration.
I love how he gives absolutely 0 further elaboration
Morte bianca qui questa non me la aspettavo (primo nel tuo commento)
none needed, i understand completely
-makes smash or pass pokemon edition video
-doesn't elaborate
-leaves
Knowing the amount of pokemon and the out of context feel, yep
How the hell do you have more subscribers than me?
I love this. No introduction, no buildup, just down to business.
And then he leaves when he's finished..
Chadplier.
No foreplay, no pillow talk
Just, wham, bam, Alakazam
@@ThatGuy-sf1cx Bite the pillow I'm going in dry
@@Puddlesoak oh my
@@ThatGuy-sf1cx Never thought that line would be so appropriate.
6:49 your so real for that
*you're ☝🤓
@@fishnessess1211 im horrible at grammar
Gardevoir 😁
Ahem... I have a little scientific article I'd like to post... Yup...
Gardevoir is based on a sylph (basically an air fairy), which means their specie is more related to humans, than animals, plants or inanimate objects. They have a high intelligence level, which makes sense, taking into account their primary type is psychic. Also their body size is close to the humans' with the height of neat 160 centimeters and 48 kilogrammes weight, they're able to see the future and read thr others' feelings, which is their main ability and the most important: they have an incredibly strong bond with their master. Considering all these factors we can get, that Gardevoirs are sentient enough for a consent and their elegant body would endure it. Additionally, those fabulous cosmic beings are considered to be one of the most attractive pokemon among all generations by the following reasons: they have an elegant delicate shape, which makes them look mysterious and defenseless, their regally-curled hair are exotic, still soft mint color, they have long thin legs, which are fully covered by a silver dress, that symbolizes their purity and innocence and last, but not least: they have a glare, that makes them look extremely feminine, but still heroic. Their personality is also playing a big role in their status among the pokemon fans, as they are famous for their loyalty to friends. If you're in a bad mood the Gardevoir would sense that and comfort you, if you're being under threat it will protect you at the cost of it's own life and make a tiny cute black hole. They're shy with strangers and such a behavior may also appeal to some people like me. According to their evolutionary line, they represent the most female pokemon ever, since they're starting as a genderless kid, then they expose their eyes and legs, and starting to be more active and in the final evolution, depending on their gender they either become loyal guards or honours knights (which is great, but much less cooler, because male). Also their name literally translates from french like "guardian woman", which makes them yet more elegant. In this article I was only using clear facts from psychology and pokemon biology, trying not to overuse my personal opinion. And that's not just a theory, those are fully proved possibility and reasons to love Gardevoir.
Agreed @@user-ff6eg3jy4k
4:00
Markiplier: **Sees Mewtwo**
Markiplier: “Smash~”
😂😂
Markiplier Is Daft As Hell
@@koa1464dafter than the punks, even
"Would this make me a furry?"
Mark, Lopunny was definitely not the first pokemon that should have raised that question.
Funnily enough it was Beedrill that should’ve raised questions.
@Savetion 1OOK RUclipsR go off king
@Savetion 1OOK RUclipsR and here we see a sad excuse of a human being.
@Savetion 1OOK RUclipsR this is the worst way of promoting yourself i've ever seen
@@gatinhodequeijo its a bot. just ignore it and report
*Mark's official criteria are:*
-looks grown-up and mature
-stands up on two legs OR has no legs at all
-looks humanoid OR is just an object
-has either a badass/cool vibe AND/OR a feminine/pretty vibe (often vaguely suggestive)
-looks like a genital OR adult toy OR is slimy
Or is a bird
What about nine tails
@@DiamondAK47 That's kinda in left field. There are a couple outliers on this graph buddy.
@@wolflives4316 I mean I don’t blame him uwu
I didn’t mean to say Uwu it was a mistake
Mark: *_Sees Nosepass_*
Also Mark: *_Wheezes_*
Lyrics: "Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, Pass, ... Smash"
For those who care, he smashed about 8.71% of all Pokémon.
DIO!?!?
@@mid-daywithmatthew6969 wait.... where is this music coming fro-
Thats what you did with all of the girls dio.
Thanks Lord DIO, very cool!
Thanks (I guess)
That “Smash, but why…?” on Magneton is just amazing.
It was the first words other than smash/pass. His first words in the video were “But why?”
The fact that I'm on magneton when I read this comment is amazing
@@The_G_in_Jesus you need more likes!
@@The_G_in_Jesus OMG 😂
I thought that it’s probs because he sees Magneton as a bunch of Magnemites which he could see as a challenge.
>Sees Vaporeon
>Passes without even looking at the camera
He’s innocent
Did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon-
jk
pokemon knew what they were doing wit cloyster at 2:25
There’s a young couple in HGSS where the boy has an Onix and the girl has a Cloyster
You’d think that with every “smash” we’d learn more about Mark”s criteria, but no… it just gets more, interesting….
Yes, think of all of the "Weirdly, Smash"
eyes are one thing. they gotta look at him a certain way
at least he didn't smash any of the ones that look like babies
@@nicosyncixlegendary1888 yep
@@nature9010 wdym those are the best
Barges in without an intro or outro, tells us what pokemon he would fuck, refuses to elaborate or take questions. what a fucking ride.
Definitely unexpected from Markiplier, but also very expected
I think he lost a bet or somethin
Editing really enhanced this experience, thank you Lixian 😂
“There are no rules against Pokémon batmannnn” -joker 💀
Bro I saw that clip just a few hours ago by watching memes
I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for birds, chunks of ice, trees, foxes, and Minecraft bugs.
Foxes, but not Nickit or Thievul.
Don't forget rocks and inanimate objects
I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for insects, birds, dildo shaped things, foxes, masculine and male Pokemon (I guess the rumor about him secretly being gay/bi is not so far off, Pokemon that are overweight, weird looking and things that don't even look like they would be possible to screw, inanimate objects.
half of me at the beginning of this thought most of those were just a joke and that he was purposely avoiding the baby and younger Pokemon, but he's definitely got a thing for overweight milf's.
frogs
also specifically 3 magnemites at once
*Mark looking at diglet:* Smash
*Dugtrio:* Allow us to introduce ourselves
Now we shall get *drumroll*
DUGSQUAD
Triple the fun
@Don't read profile photo did I just get replied to by the super smart person that’s super famous for people reading their profile pic? Wow I’m honoured!!
Mans want himself a whole DugOrgy
Wanted all 3 of them dugussys
16:50 bro the way he said smash 😂
6:22 “Pass what was that eugh pass pass there it is again” to silicoon and cascoon caught me off guard!!!😂
Love how he takes a real long and calculative look and then just-
“Smash”
18:34
Absolutely zero hesitation for liligant though.
Rowlet: That’s an owl, pass.
Dartrix: That’s another owl, pass.
Decidueye: … Smash
based
Based and owlpilled
yeah but its like an owl person instead of just a bird
@@mygetbacks7487 m
18:20
Love coming back to this. Makes me laugh every time.
Randomly recommended on my feed, Can't believe it's been over 2 years.
I honestly expected him to just play a loop of him saying "Pass" for each Pokémon, but I had to know he'd go above and beyond for us.
i wouldve liked that tbh
@KelvinBB cap
@KelvinBB no one asked, plus ratio
Don't reply, it only encourages them more
@KelvinBB no one asked kid
2015 Markiplier: Feels uncomfortable dating a catgirl in HuniePop
2022 Markiplier: Would smash 73 pokemons
Lol
And not even most of the ones in the 'Human' egg group either.
It was a slow descent to this moment
I remember that day. How far Mark has come in 7 years... proud of you, my man.
*smash 73, lunala was put in the wrong category 20:52
Rewatching this 2 years later and some of these sound like @ss instead of pass, which just makes it funnier to me. 😂😂
The wierd smashes, pauses makes this video cursed as hell,
10/10 in my "funny" plalist
I love how with Bellsprout, Weepinbell and Victrebell, he was like "not enough", "✨Just Right✨", and "TOO MUCH".
like motherfucking Goldilocks and the Three Bears
teeth is a factor
victreebel*
Markiplier, at Lopunny: "If I say smash here does that make me a furry?"
Markiplier, at Zoroark, with zero hesitation: *_Smash._*
and Cinderace
Well wynaut? Zoroark is very smashable i see no problems here.
And ninetails
god imagine him seeing primal/hisuian zoroark
There wasn’t hesitation at Zoroark, but there was an undeniable pain in his voice as he said it.
I need a licensed psychologist to do a full breakdown of this video
REAL
I always like how there was no intro just straight to the point
Mark's types:
Option A: snatched waist with thick thighs
Option B: seductive looks
Option C: AS FAR AWAY FROM HUMANOID AS IT COULD POSSIBLY BE!!!!!!
Option D: Ditto💀
Option D: eerily similar to a flesh light
@@okaymah9746 oddly enough he passed pyukumuku
Option E: Birds????
Option F: A hecking whale
Option G: Plants?
Mark's Criteria:
- looks like it wants to
- the right amount of tongue
- vaguely feminine and pretty
- cute but not too cute
- mouth area isn't too dangerous
- looks like it got skills
- drills?
- pile of rocks??
- pile of magnets???
-SANDCASTLE????
ice cream?!?!
Lol
- literally nothing????
- Whale????
19:26 bro has been marked by the Shiinotic
The fact that this is 23 minutes and 57 seconds is amazing
"Does this make me a furry?"
MARK IT'S ABOUT 22 POKEMON TOO LATE FOR THAT QUESTION.
I love how the music just stopped
markiplier is a furry confirmed!
Isn't his brother.... I've said to much
He instantly smashed Ninetails, but fucking Mienshao he’s conflicted about?
@@valdemarr.madsen4263 well, he wanted to smash a poisonous snake rather than non poison snake
"I will not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions. Goodbye."
I respect this man.
Enters playground.
Smashes sandcastle.
Doesn't explain why.
Leaves.
@@omegahaxors3306 chad
@@thanoid2373 enters computer
Smashes Firefox
Doesn't elaborate
leaves
For context, Mark said that he would smash Ninetails which is a literal fire fox
He ended the video as best he could, there was no better way to end it with just this message. Perfect video.
6 million views for random pokemon picks, it's obvious that he isn't trying and choosing random ones because he'd look like a weird guy if he put 2 seconds of thought into this. Man just wants to get paid today. Also comments are about as "I sniff my mom's panties for fun" as they come. Seen mark on and off for the last couple years. Props to him for getting a bag for such a down bad audience.
“It’s toxic but we overlook that.”is so real ong
The whole video: Smash, Pass
That one part: Smash… but why?
“Would this make me a furry if I said smash?” I think we are long past that point Mark…
I said the exact same thing lol
10:23 for anyone wondering
I mean to be fair, the other smashes before that were a lot less, animalish? While Lopunny was straight up a rabbit
@@lordtacocat3138 ninetails
just ninetails
literally like the most furry you can get
agreed
I love how there isn’t even any introduction he just goes straight into it. He knows what he’s doing and why we’re here, he needs no explanation.
* refuses to explain
refuse to elaborate any further and immediately gets to the point like absolute chad
This isn't just a video, it is *THE* video
Ironically, most of the people who copied this style afterwards spend an excruciating amount of time explaining every single Smash or Pass.
While here it's actually funnier to question ourselves why the Smash here and not there.
I need an explanation
I've watched this like 5 times. It's so fascinating. I'm studying this video under a microscope
The hass teacher listing all the important subjects 1:22
With all the hesitation before every "smash", I just want him to "smash" without missing a beat on one of the most obscure ones
22:10 sandaconda
No
@@toyotacamry-ho1jh there was still a tiny pause there
lilligant was pretty quick
13:37 was pretty fast
the way his face is so blank as he’s doing this is just perfect.
*MARKIPLIER IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME*
*I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*
Ok
and then he goes 🤨🤨 before saying 'smash' LMAOOO
@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 2 bots
@KelvinBB 2 bots total found ok good im collecting em all IMA CATCH EM ALL
THERES NO RULES AGAINST POKEMON
, BATMAN
I like how the video starts with no intro and no sounds and straight to the point
i love how almost every time he looks at something he'd smash he takes a drawn out confused look as if he's considering "why, how, and what's the benefit"
In that exact order
What's the benefit of smashing, let's say, Tsareena?
@@Cysco8575 Getting stepped on by something with the ability Queenly Majesty that looks like a bottom heavy fashion star
@@noctusdoesthings Fair point. Now my dude, what's the benefit of smashing B E E D R I L L?
@@Cysco8575 Spinning insertions, large insertion, normal uses for the holes, plus they swarm so... Yeah. Just gotta get antidote afterwards
Markiplier on actual smashable pokemon: *No, I don’t think I will*
Markiplier on a Magneton: *Now this…*
I dont wanna know what he wpild've saod if MissingNo was on the list
Its Mark ofcourse, he's attracted to non-humpable pokemon
What if he thinks it vibrates...?
@Flan3 L
You forget the amount of birds he said he'd smash
When I first watched this when it came out, I was just confused.
But honestly, I can see why he picked a lot of them now.
Mark: *looks at Magneton* Smash
Also Mark: But why?
Mark halfway through: "Would this make me a furry?"
Mark, this whole video is beyond that.
11:00 *My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.*
Exactly! Thank u!😝
@@jaceangel9916 forealll 💀💀
This makes him something alright
@@teal_indigo9105 maybe we can coin a new term for people who arent a furry but definitely would smash Pokémon, because they’re definitely not all furry Pokémon of course, how ‘bout Pokeys? Pockeys? Pokemonys? Pocket monster f¥€kers? Little help people😅😝
Mark: Does smashing on Lopunny make me a Furry?
Also Mark: *smashes like 4 Pokémon that are literally just birds*
not to mention ninetails
Bro what about diglet and dugtrio
@@akashbinning6194 I dig it
And he reaaaaallly like flowers
is into bird watching iykwim
I’ve seen this meme so many times, would have never guessed it was from Pokémon
Everyone ignoring the true comedic hero of this video- the music
Mark at Mienshao: “That would definitely make me a furry, pass”
Also Mark: *Smashes pokémon that are literally just birds*
and a fox
I thought the same thing!!!
and a wasp
and things
Hey that’s not furry stuff that’s scaly and feathery stuff aka the furry adjacent
The “but I don’t know why” to smashing magneton implies that there was a rational and understanding to all the others.
Hmmmm
Ohh nooooo
Im just glad he stayed away from my favorites
Ya wailord makes so much sense
Lopunny has a rational reason...
Mark: That's a straight-up zebra. Pass.
Also Mark: *Smashes Swanna, a straight-up swan*
XD
0:55 Mark: *Sees Ninetales* Smash!
Me: Mark no! This is how you become a Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon protagonist.
“Does this make me a furry?” Bro, that ship sailed back at Beedrill
Yes sir, this man's got the facts
Nah, that ship sailed way back when he played Blush Blush
That ship sailed when he affirmed smash for Ninetales.
Don't forget he was at club amouros
And then he goes and says smash for Urshifu 🤣
Crawdaunt: the worst he can say is pass
Markiplier: *G R O S S*
This made me laugh.
Poor Crawdaunt
smash em all
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Here’s the timestamp for anyone wondering: 8:14
still one of the greatest vids made
I had to come back to this since I’ve been having a rough month, and let me tell you, I laughed as hard as I did the first time I watched this and still love this. (Wonder if mark will ever do the other Pokémon that came out. There’s more attractive ones that came out recently that I think he should see)
I love this. No explanation, no defending himself, no reasoning. Just a man, 898 Pokemon, 32 million subscribers, and a dream.
If he even attempted to explain himself he would’ve been called a “hypocrite furry pedo” or something.
@@slorchman672 most definitely by the twitter-side of the audience
@Savetion 1OOK RUclipsR ik you are a bot ,,, but what the fuck
sounds like a fallout vaulttec experiment
I was surprised when he said he's smashing Gorebyss but not Milotic..
Markiplier: "That's an owl"
Markiplier: "That's another owl"
Owl:
Markiplier: "SMASH"
@Flan3 L
*three times the charm*
@Flan3 L bozo
“There is nothing there… smash” 17:21
"There's no laws against the Pokemon, Lixian"
I love how he’s just imagining the scenarios in his head before he says “smash” so suddenly.
Ikr
just like him imagining weepenbell
him at dugtrio
aw hell naw
just like he did to Lileep
I love how after a while of mark saying pass it sounds like he is saying ass
No introduction whatsoever. Refuses to explain why he's doing this, gives minimal explanation into his thought process for each one.
Flawless.
“That’s an owl, pass.”
“That’s another owl, pass.”
*a third owl appears*
“Smash.”
Time stamp???
@@DATBOII1234 18:23
Third time's the charm
@@Yorick_the_Rat I was just about to say that XD
The conviction in his voice anytime he says "Smash" is admirable.
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The little moment of silence before the Smash makes it so much better, like he’s imagining it before making his choice absolute
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@@jackdamascus4506 hahaha, forreal though. I think the perfect example of this was Lileep. I can only imagine what went through his head.
The way he thought about each and every one
I love how at a certain point he just completely has no idea what he’s looking at
I love how Mark says 'Pass' at a relatively okay volume, but most of the time he says 'smash' it's really quiet, like he's disappointed in himself xD
it is understandable
@@anekdoche7055 of course, anyone who calls Carnivine horrifying should be self loathing
cept for when he goes insane with the pass
But blaziken
Like how you be odd and watch r34
Gets to Silcoon
"wth was that.... ehhh pass"
Gets to Cascoon
"ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ.....pass"
Tbh silcoon & Cascoon are probably the laziest cocoon pokemon
Every now and then I come back here on pilgrimage to see this wonder again
There’s no laws against the Pokémons Batman!
i love the ones where he says "smash" like he's just as surprised as we are
@mikoy huio same tho
@mikoy huio timestamp please!
@@vodkabread 0:21
@@vodkabread literally the beginning of the video lol
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some absurd smashes and some even more absurd passes