Pitch Meeting to Save Bud Light

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @IMDunn-oy9cd
    @IMDunn-oy9cd Год назад +625

    I think that Anheuser-Busch's Sales Prevention Team is doing a terrific job!

    • @abrahamthebewildered1448
      @abrahamthebewildered1448 Год назад +9

      Dylan Mulvaney must be loaded with cash. Probably got a quarter million dollars from Bud Light to do the commercial, while getting two million dollars from their competition for doing Bud Light's commercial.

    • @theriddlerUSA
      @theriddlerUSA Год назад +4

      Good one!!!

    • @gwenjoy2538
      @gwenjoy2538 Год назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @ernsttrekiew198
      @ernsttrekiew198 Год назад +2

      @@theriddlerUSA Anyone else think that ANY marketing decision they make will prove disastrous at this point?

    • @boracay12
      @boracay12 Год назад

      for satan minions trying to turn anyone ,money is no object . until they lose billions then they back off a little but don't change a bit . AB apologizing will happen when hell freezes over because they owned by woke creeps and this is who they are . also its not a american company . its belgium . and the only reason guys bought the beer was because of the humorous manly commercials . they where funny . the beer was average . now the adds are disgusting and the beer is tainted .

  • @ChandlerJuliet
    @ChandlerJuliet Год назад +819

    Thanks so much for having me, JP! Loved pitching our🌈ideas🌈together 🙌🏼

    • @sniffiejoe9370
      @sniffiejoe9370 Год назад

      get help your demonic oppressed

    • @peterlang777
      @peterlang777 Год назад +23

      good job!

    • @mustangracer5124
      @mustangracer5124 Год назад +31

      YOU..ARE..BRILLIANT!.. Saturday night live is alive again... too bad no network will host it.

    • @zalamael
      @zalamael Год назад +20

      Haha, love your facial expressions. That meme that says women cant be funny doesn't apply to you.

    • @TheDragon160
      @TheDragon160 Год назад +20

      Juliet, you make me laugh so much.

  • @batmanforpresident9655
    @batmanforpresident9655 Год назад +3465

    Imagine destroying an entire company to appease a group of people that comprise less than 1% of the population?

    • @yes3858
      @yes3858 Год назад +306

      And .01% of the customer base, lol

    • @mitch_the_-itch
      @mitch_the_-itch Год назад

      Youre mistaken. They are trying to appease the Commie/Fascist Left not the crazy people who think they are the opposite sex.. Those are simply the weapon the left beats the rest of us with.

    • @SONicNRG
      @SONicNRG Год назад +63

      We must never imagine it but shoot it down on sight if it ever appears in reality again. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

    • @Hentai-Semite
      @Hentai-Semite Год назад

      When 0.2% of people control your company this will always be the result.
      Ezra Pound warned us about it 80 years ago.
      So the put him in a cage and got him almost executed.

    • @dankykang2429
      @dankykang2429 Год назад

      It's not to appease the transformers. It's to appease the jews

  • @BlackDragoonV7
    @BlackDragoonV7 Год назад +111

    Wow I can't believe you actually got footage of a Budlight pitch meeting good job JP.

    • @ridbanner1407
      @ridbanner1407 Год назад +9

      I think this may be a skit because the decision guy is being a bit negative to the great ideas ?

    • @TerryProthero
      @TerryProthero Год назад

      @@ridbanner1407
      Good point. That part is a little unrealistic.

  • @JedidiahNorris
    @JedidiahNorris Год назад +4

    Thanks so much for having me, JP! Loved pitching ourideastogether . ..... never stop the MOCKERY! That is our POWER!.

  • @cappadocius9379
    @cappadocius9379 Год назад +638

    It's crazy that in a few years this could be an actual college course on what not to do for business.

    • @ericsfishingadventures4433
      @ericsfishingadventures4433 Год назад +14

      It's crazy that just a few years ago this was exactly what they taught in college business classes to Not destroy a company!

    • @ckmoore101
      @ckmoore101 Год назад +26

      It won't be, that infers that colleges teach anything of value any more

    • @JSBach-jd1ri
      @JSBach-jd1ri Год назад

      ...and would be far more useful than "Gender Studies" today...

    • @smgdfcmfah
      @smgdfcmfah Год назад +17

      Marketing 101: Keep politics and social issue OUT of your advertising. Period. There's a reason they never put a picture of a President (any President) on their cans.

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master Год назад +3

      If the current Bud executives were teaching it, then I would switch to a course from Trump on winning.

  • @greenroomsh
    @greenroomsh Год назад +199

    I SWEAR, THIS MIGHT BE REALITY in a Bud Light meeting! Well, done!!!

    • @josephreilly8405
      @josephreilly8405 Год назад +1

      They might have stolen the ideas, from a real meeting

    • @charlotterivera-mx1lg
      @charlotterivera-mx1lg Год назад

      Yeah 🤣🤣🤣 I don't think so but nice try 😀😉😀

    • @Medikto
      @Medikto Год назад

      No, this implies that someone sane was there.

  • @Knight_of_NI
    @Knight_of_NI Год назад +977

    “Cure them of their genitals” I laughed so hard I scared the crap out of my dog (which identifies as a cat) 😂🤣😂

    • @nealshort670
      @nealshort670 Год назад +13

      Hey why not can it have kittens ha ha!

    • @nealshort670
      @nealshort670 Год назад +13

      Does it identify as male or female feline?

    • @erroneous6947
      @erroneous6947 Год назад +10

      Poor dog/cat.

    • @lukekent9687
      @lukekent9687 Год назад +7

      Did you get hissed at?

    • @robertdouglas8895
      @robertdouglas8895 Год назад +5

      "Cure them of their genitals." Stay away from questioning their minds, which can't be wrong because so many opportunistic doctors agree with them.

  • @justinjackson2588
    @justinjackson2588 Год назад +47

    This bud light situation makes me think of a classroom of children where everyone asks for red licorice and one kid wants black licorice and the teacher throws the one kid a party and pisses off everyone else.

  • @dodadew85
    @dodadew85 Год назад +13

    This is one of the funnier skits I've seen lately. Great job!

  • @Geneticspore
    @Geneticspore Год назад +1377

    Amazing how basically 2 former executives, and one EXTREMELY confused man is able to bring down a beer brand in less than a year.

    • @gesucastello1986
      @gesucastello1986 Год назад +65

      The executives haven't been fired, and on top of that, the CEO have the nerve to blame the consumers for hurting his employees.

    • @MarcelNL
      @MarcelNL Год назад +32

      That dude in a dress knew exactly what he was doing.
      All for attention and money!

    • @JettaRedIII
      @JettaRedIII Год назад +26

      A year? How about in about a quarter?

    • @bootdaclown
      @bootdaclown Год назад +17

      Less than a year? Technically you are correct. 3 months is all it took. One season. There are 4 seasons in a year.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Год назад +28

      This was the easiest embargo I’ve ever been apart of, I went from not buying their cheap sub par beer to still not buying their cheap sub par beer

  • @dogedave3188
    @dogedave3188 Год назад +465

    The irony is the woke employees who destroy brands in the name of projecting their personal ideologies probably feel little remorse. As their loyalties lay not with the brand, but their political faction.

    • @jayak3768
      @jayak3768 Год назад +16

      They feel none.

    • @erroneous6947
      @erroneous6947 Год назад +17

      I think that’s the danger of hiring activists instead of team players.

    • @bobblue_west
      @bobblue_west Год назад

      they probably feel burn up the Sun anger at the customer base for being for (fill-in-anything) phobic and bigoted and haters and .."we don't want people like you buying our beer anyway."

    • @agt155
      @agt155 Год назад

      The elites in charge of these companies have absolutely nothing in common with their customer base. The Bud-light board drink Prosecco not Beer.

    • @pixelfan2261
      @pixelfan2261 Год назад +8

      "Woke Inc." by Vivek Ramaswamy on the Managerial Class: C-suite managers rather than having their primary interest in maximizing profit their interest is in maximizing their reputation and, hence, power in society and their long terms careers.

  • @batmanforpresident9655
    @batmanforpresident9655 Год назад +969

    Congratulations to Dylan Mulvaney.......... still on day ZERO of being a girl!!

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 Год назад +22

      🤣😂😂🤣😂

    • @Hentai-Semite
      @Hentai-Semite Год назад

      Just like 100% of ALL Trans -Men.
      They start their life with 40 trillion XY bodycells and after their transition they still have 100% 40 trillion XY bodycells.
      = there is a 0% transition and there will never be one.
      As the famous poet Tyler Durden once said.
      Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
      Or as I say:Putting cream on a pile of poo does not make it a birthday cake.

    • @petergriffin2836
      @petergriffin2836 Год назад +27

      Absolutely the best comment lol

    • @a2max280
      @a2max280 Год назад

      Dildo Vulvavainy should start a new series called day 1 of being a man-p~ssy.

    • @steveb796
      @steveb796 Год назад +2

      You think about her a lot.

  • @letsart6434
    @letsart6434 Год назад +4

    I am so impressed how calm you stayed no matter what happened! Kudos!

  • @mylielaing970
    @mylielaing970 Год назад +1

    I am grateful you did the ad for the sat phone at the end, JP.

  • @Chet_24
    @Chet_24 Год назад +604

    When admitting you made a mistake and apologizing is too difficult 😅

    • @CanisoGaming
      @CanisoGaming Год назад +10

      It's called sick ego, people can't fkin admit they were wrong, no matter the cost, even billions of dollars which is quite the big rip lmao..

    • @freespeech3817
      @freespeech3817 Год назад

      This is basically mental illness when someone is unable to admit to own mistakes.
      It`s like lacking specific part of brain to operate like a normal human being.

    • @linusgustafsson2629
      @linusgustafsson2629 Год назад +3

      Well, you don't make mistakes when you are on the right side of history. You just wait on the history writers to write the correct history.

    • @armandomorelos2500
      @armandomorelos2500 Год назад

      Idk I liked budlight identifying us as their customers so we have to buy ther beer hahaha. Black Mirror should make an episode about that

    • @oldesole90
      @oldesole90 Год назад +3

      Admitting a mistake????? THAT'S not Woke!!!

  • @darkonation
    @darkonation Год назад +210

    😅..... never stop the MOCKERY! That is our POWER!

    • @Michelle-Eden
      @Michelle-Eden Год назад +1

      Yeah, but that's low hanging fruit.

    • @dr.justinspiehs
      @dr.justinspiehs Год назад +1

      @@Michelle-Edenwho gives a fuk

    • @freedomforever45
      @freedomforever45 Год назад +8

      ​@@Michelle-Edenstop being so negative and put your face near some low hanging fruit 🙄

    • @ericsfishingadventures4433
      @ericsfishingadventures4433 Год назад +4

      Meme and mock these fools every chance you get! We're in a 5th generation information war and it is working!

    • @darkonation
      @darkonation Год назад +1

      @@Michelle-Eden EXACTLY! And we will climb the vine as we destroy every argument, lie, and debate. GET IN THE GAME OR GET OUT OF THE WAY.

  • @LadyAxe13
    @LadyAxe13 Год назад +155

    Actually, if they use their "representative", Mulvaney for the MMA ad, and get the shit beat out of him in that fight, they might get more up-votes!

    • @Aurora3242
      @Aurora3242 Год назад

      I officially volunteer to be Mr. Mulvaney's opponent....Pretty, pretty PLEASE, let me beat the silicone out of him!!
      P.S. - I AM a women, so even better!

    • @halas7388
      @halas7388 Год назад

      That's the best answer yet. My wife could beat the shit out of that sissy. PS she smiled when I read this to her.

    • @mattlacasse5828
      @mattlacasse5828 Год назад +11

      I feel like buying a case just to watch that ad!!

    • @mkelly9221
      @mkelly9221 Год назад +5

      😂🤣🤣

    • @stevendefehr4393
      @stevendefehr4393 Год назад +5

      😂😂

  • @oldesole90
    @oldesole90 Год назад +12

    THAT was hysterical!!!! I loved every second of it!!! (Not a Bud Light) hahahahahaha

  • @petergagnon9968
    @petergagnon9968 Год назад +6

    Terrific work JP. The other two were excellent as well. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @drewwatkins4799
    @drewwatkins4799 Год назад +144

    Im loving all the networking JP is doing with other like-minded people I also love !

  • @dirtycrewman
    @dirtycrewman Год назад +96

    The funny thing is that reality is beyond parody now.

  • @cultureofmen
    @cultureofmen Год назад +426

    At this point, if a company makes it known that they’re not woke they could make millions.

    • @ujayet
      @ujayet Год назад

      Good one lol
      Then you’ll have all the queers pouting and crying you’re homophobic… now imagine they give the middle finger to the LGBT community lol now that would be awesome!

    • @kolbywilliams7234
      @kolbywilliams7234 Год назад +9

      Maybe, but I think there is more to it. A.B. has lost nearly 30 billion dollars. Target looks at that and says “let’s do it with swimsuits.” They lost tons of value, but I have no exact figures. The North Face sees Target and Bud Light and says “let’s do that with jackets.” They lost nearly 35% of their stock value.
      In a free market, businesses pursue profit by providing a good and/or service at prices people are willing to pay. Their success is therefore based on how much that good/or service is needed/wanted. These companies are not doing that. They actively participate in losing money for themselves. I think if any company that could pose a threat to these businesses came out to bash their agenda, something would happen. There would be a change in leadership, apologies made, etc. The idea that we have a truly free market is an illusion.

    • @dustinbaerg
      @dustinbaerg Год назад +12

      They actually do - for example Jeremy's Razors, Black Rifle Coffee etc...

    • @1goldinga
      @1goldinga Год назад +5

      You people don't know what the HRC is or an ESG score or the DEI/CEI index I assume....

    • @davidjudd951
      @davidjudd951 Год назад

      ​@@dustinbaerg Black Rifle is a Poser company. They went Woke awhile ago.

  • @bucknuts8198
    @bucknuts8198 Год назад +3

    The they're camping together and the "oh God" had me lol.

  • @gyevideotube
    @gyevideotube Год назад +3

    These two working together... Love 'em❣️

  • @hopefulamerican6169
    @hopefulamerican6169 Год назад +99

    Evil is killing itself. Sit back and enjoy the show.😎🍿🎬📽
    Nothing can stop what is coming.

    • @LiterallyCensoredDaily
      @LiterallyCensoredDaily Год назад +1

      Whatever is coming is long overdue and not severe enough because people just "sit back and watch the show".
      All that is needed for evil to thrive is for good men to do nothing.

    • @hopefulamerican6169
      @hopefulamerican6169 Год назад

      @3ATMYA55 On the contrary. This is God's universe! God doesn't lie. The harvest is nigh. God's promises are being fulfilled, now. If you are of The Light, you have nothing to fear. Enjoy the show!😎

  • @22leggedsasquatch
    @22leggedsasquatch Год назад +68

    Smash and cancel the ENTIRE Anheuser Busch company. Every damn product.

    • @joegordon-p6x
      @joegordon-p6x Год назад +2

      yep

    • @Aurora3242
      @Aurora3242 Год назад +4

      Which to the dismay of too many- that includes modelo, and michelob, and a shit ton of others.
      -Anheuser-Busch reported that they made enough money off their other brands (mostly the aforementioned michelob, & modelo) to cover what was lost on bud light!

    • @22leggedsasquatch
      @22leggedsasquatch Год назад +6

      @Aurora3242 That's right.. and that's why the other products have to go too. BuTT Lite is not a big enough loss

    • @napoliansolo7865
      @napoliansolo7865 Год назад +2

      But Wiper Bush.

    • @Aurora3242
      @Aurora3242 Год назад +3

      @@22leggedsasquatch 100% agree! And a simple google search will tell you who owns & distributes any beer.
      ~We were Michelob Ultra drinkers before Dylan pissed all over it! Now we are enjoying Heineken Silver.

  • @andyboy2811
    @andyboy2811 Год назад +284

    "We identify them as our customers, and then through the magic of however that works, they will start buying our beer again"😂😂😂

  • @ThePaulz80
    @ThePaulz80 Год назад +6

    I couldn't stop laughing 😂 at your trolling at Bud hurt sales crisis. Great job JP 👏💪

  • @ddoherty5956
    @ddoherty5956 Год назад +62

    I thought Broke Beer Mountain had potential, it speaks to the huge cache of unsellable beer and the huge costs to the company. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sonoftherepublic7737
    @sonoftherepublic7737 Год назад +108

    Loved how you got Juliet from babyonbee to do the pitch, it was hilarious! And how y’all used common sense in the pitch, it was toooo good!😂

    • @Norm475
      @Norm475 Год назад +1

      I thought that was her, thanks

  • @JSBach-jd1ri
    @JSBach-jd1ri Год назад +144

    Hysterical sketch guys!!...But needs some tweaking... 🤔 ... the Bud exec is waaay too natural of a man... far too intelligent and empathic to be believed as a real Bud exec.😏

    • @joegordon-p6x
      @joegordon-p6x Год назад +20

      lol so true

    • @cccbbbaaa110
      @cccbbbaaa110 Год назад +3

      yeah the bud ceo should just agree on everything they said

    • @rainshadowband3161
      @rainshadowband3161 Год назад +7

      Yea, making the CEO the voice of reason (aka regular people) could've been changed to the CEO taking their suggestions and putting them on steroids.
      Oh you say sponsor a pride parade? Well, make sure ALL Bud Light employees walk in the parade, too.
      But, sir, they require you to March naked in front of children!!!
      Don't question me, the CEO, just whip it out and get those sales up.

    • @nancyjones9793
      @nancyjones9793 Год назад +3

      JPs subtle sense of humor, guys. I think you may have missed that one. Sarcasm at its finest. He chose a guy they should have listened to; your average American beer drinker.

    • @JSBach-jd1ri
      @JSBach-jd1ri Год назад +5

      @@nancyjones9793 Nope... My OP is tongue in cheek. Didn't miss an inch of what they were doing. JP's the best.😘

  • @Azmedon-AU
    @Azmedon-AU Год назад +1

    Pitch Meetings are tight

  • @jaywilldoit
    @jaywilldoit Год назад +148

    I was actually in one of these meetings, I can confirm this videos is 100% accurate.

    • @robertd9850
      @robertd9850 Год назад +4

      What was the dumbest or most outrageous thing you remember being said? Been out of corporate culture for years so I'm not sure what goes on in those meetings.

    • @kathcon2600
      @kathcon2600 Год назад +1

      Oh my god i love you guys

    • @annodomino3935
      @annodomino3935 Год назад

      Just goes to show how out of touch with their customers the woke are.

  • @spacerookie2391
    @spacerookie2391 Год назад +75

    Love your collabs with the Bee and DailyWire, JP! They always come out great

  • @Wosiewose
    @Wosiewose Год назад +129

    JP and Chandler... the dynamic duo!

  • @riggsvsoliver
    @riggsvsoliver Год назад +5

    This is AMAZING, how’d you tap into their advertising group like that 😂

  • @kma3647
    @kma3647 Год назад +1

    I love the new direction this channel's taking. The documentary here was excellent! Very informative

  • @ericsfishingadventures4433
    @ericsfishingadventures4433 Год назад +59

    The really funny thing is this is exactly how the bud light marketing meetings go! Have you seen the picture of the marketing team, yeah it's exactly what you would expect! 🤣

  • @truthdoctrine9686
    @truthdoctrine9686 Год назад +253

    “I mean beating the sh** out of her!” “Like she is pummeling her”
    “Yeah, beating the pulp out of her” I’m Dying 😂😂😂

    • @marie-louise2040
      @marie-louise2040 Год назад +4

      ..was it a "transwoman"...field day for misogynist.

    • @rogelioortiz3003
      @rogelioortiz3003 Год назад +5

      '...Falls into her own blood. Her own RED, RED blood? Y'know, like conservatives? Red!'

    • @seahorse2
      @seahorse2 Год назад +3

      That really happened. A man said he was a woman and kept it secret for 3 years, and seriously hurt 3 women before the Trans was exposed.

    • @dakotaellis9978
      @dakotaellis9978 Год назад

      This psycho language is funny? 😒🤪

    • @Godisgood507
      @Godisgood507 Год назад +1

      Taking Back The Rainbow org, they are helping people to come out of the darkness, read their testimonies and be a also part of it

  • @andrealindsay9980
    @andrealindsay9980 Год назад +51

    JP teaming up with the Babylon Bee is awesome.

  • @miniaturegenesis
    @miniaturegenesis Год назад +2

    Yes, Bud Light needs to take their advise on identifying as America's favorite beer. This would put them back on top for sure!🎉

  • @Theimpromptulife
    @Theimpromptulife Год назад +1

    It’s so nice to see some humor on this, it’s been so stressful

  • @Nowyouseemeha
    @Nowyouseemeha Год назад +40

    Bro, I study PR and we had a case study about Bud Light. This is literally how it went 💀

    • @Razdasoldier
      @Razdasoldier Год назад +1

      I had Anheuser as my marketing company to follow for this spring. For my final I recommended an apology for the Dylan partnership and spinning off the inclusive advertising into a second brand. I was told that is not a real marketing plan. Seems they agreed.

    • @robertd9850
      @robertd9850 Год назад +1

      @@Razdasoldier Yeah, in the '70's an exam question asked us what we thought a future retailing change would be. ATM cards were new and I said I thought those would merge with credit cards to become a payment method in stores. I got a C because he said it was not realistic. Ok then.

  • @dockaos924
    @dockaos924 Год назад +37

    Rolling on floor laughing trying to figure out how you got into a Bud Light sales meeting

  • @jonmilizia7175
    @jonmilizia7175 Год назад +39

    So nice to see JP working with the bee folks, happy 4th !

  • @alwynsmit3546
    @alwynsmit3546 Год назад +4

    A boycott like this should never be temporary.

  • @fawnanibert
    @fawnanibert Год назад +1

    Love the group effort,

  • @drtrevelisek9924
    @drtrevelisek9924 Год назад +47

    LOL Bud Light... consistently becoming the best jokes of the year

  • @Teresadavila33
    @Teresadavila33 Год назад +16

    Brilliant! Keep them coming JP. Love & prayers from Australia

  • @fabulousr2d2
    @fabulousr2d2 Год назад +29

    Bud Light executives know exactly how to turn this around! 95% of the world population could be their costumers if they do! It would be a major WIN if they say what we all wan to hear 😉

    • @karismith3564
      @karismith3564 Год назад

      I hope they never get the chance for a come back. They have shown their colors, sane thinking people should just run! And I'm grateful they are!!! Keep it up America!! Patriots! We can scream louder than them.

    • @101life9
      @101life9 Год назад +1

      ​@karismith3564
      They are done. NOT going back. Why should we?

  • @uncleb9920
    @uncleb9920 Год назад +2

    you have a tremendous amount of natural talent as a comedian, in a saner world you'd be in films

  • @elperinasoswa6772
    @elperinasoswa6772 Год назад

    "They're savagely frolicking for each other." LMAO! OMG!!😂😂

  • @lisaday-daniels5262
    @lisaday-daniels5262 Год назад +17

    😂😂😂 These two are so hysterical! I love the man's questions sitting down and the looks on his face! "Pleasantly surprised.....oh it went down! 😂 Brokeback Mountain reference...LOL. It wouldn't surprise me if this is how Bud really does things.

  • @docwill184
    @docwill184 Год назад +37

    JP is a treasure. Came out of nowhere...

  • @tw8e60
    @tw8e60 Год назад +14

    JP as usual LOVE your content .... Kudos to the lady working with you, her facial expresions and delivery is fantastic! 😂 hope you keep colaborating

  • @HunWorship
    @HunWorship Год назад

    Great one, finally an ad that isn't throwing off! Good job! Keep up the good work!

  • @JohnDavis-hj2wi
    @JohnDavis-hj2wi Год назад

    Thanks for the humor.Well needed

  • @Morning.star114
    @Morning.star114 Год назад +2

    This guy is my favorite comedian ❤love his work. Genius

  • @coreypacillo8204
    @coreypacillo8204 Год назад +40

    "We need to turn this around and make those boycotters into the alcoholics we need them to be!"

    • @charlotterivera-mx1lg
      @charlotterivera-mx1lg Год назад

      No thank you I'll smoke marijuana it's better anyway and it's never killed anyone.

  • @j.r.warren5794
    @j.r.warren5794 Год назад +17

    Turn the graph on its side and everything is fine. Profits are going through the roof. I went to the Joe Biden school of statistics and graduated at the top of my class.

    • @tebbydear90
      @tebbydear90 Год назад +2

      even my stoic dad giggled at this 😂

    • @eddardgreybeard
      @eddardgreybeard Год назад

      I just _knew_ identifying them as our customers would work!

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Год назад +1

      With 3 majors no doubt

    • @j.r.warren5794
      @j.r.warren5794 Год назад

      @@Marinealver Only gym and lunch.

  • @drewrussell
    @drewrussell Год назад +49

    JP, you’re a fountain of comedic gold. ❤️
    Love your ability to hilariously illustrate the most absurd parts of society 🙏🏻

    • @cubertmiso
      @cubertmiso Год назад

      Blackrock ESG is the reason.

  • @vincent_hall
    @vincent_hall Год назад

    RIP, Bud.
    Thanks for the laughs, J.P. et al.

  • @HellsFallenAngel1
    @HellsFallenAngel1 Год назад +1

    "Florida man acting as a woman FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS" a beautifully subtle yet transparent jab.

  • @CallMeTAGG
    @CallMeTAGG Год назад +23

    His face when he says "that's THE worst scenario" 😂 brooo lmao

  • @Elisium6
    @Elisium6 Год назад +29

    "cure them of their genitals" had me wheezing omfg, that was brilliant! 🤣🤣

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Год назад +1

      Pregnant Birthing People don't drink beer 🍺
      We need an ad campaign targeting pregnant people to drink our beer 🍻

  • @Doofusdandy
    @Doofusdandy Год назад +15

    "Just beating her to an absolute pulp!" Lmao!!!

  • @ChristinewithaC
    @ChristinewithaC Год назад

    I recognize that lady from the skits about moving from California to Texas with her husband. I don’t know who the guy is that played her husband in those, but you guys have great chemistry in this skit.

  • @joeBX53
    @joeBX53 Год назад +1

    Apology will not be adequate. They need to fire the entire executive team and their ad agencies. Continue to boycott as a message to all woke loving companies…the silent majority must be heard!

  • @stevenphillips6127
    @stevenphillips6127 Год назад +15

    I was partying pretty hard last night and I think someone slipped me a budlight. Woke up this morning in a haze and my butthole hurts.

    • @NRDavis-wl8vn
      @NRDavis-wl8vn Год назад

      Don't worry, your Butthole is fine.....
      It's the Funny Taste in your Mouth I'd be concerned about 😬

    • @stevendefehr4393
      @stevendefehr4393 Год назад

      😂😂😂

  • @SusieDaw-ix6pv
    @SusieDaw-ix6pv Год назад +43

    I was a little miffed at having to wait until the 3rd for a funny show from these two lol. I'm in a much better mood now! They are better than anything big pharma can make lol

    • @jennifergregory7461
      @jennifergregory7461 Год назад +1

      The 3rd what?

    • @ThePinkerton1776
      @ThePinkerton1776 Год назад +2

      Got me man, last I look today is the first. Maybe they on another planet that has different calendars. Lol

    • @SusieDaw-ix6pv
      @SusieDaw-ix6pv Год назад

      @@jennifergregory7461 they had a poll on whether to post one of their videos on the 3rd or on the 4th. Where have you been?

    • @SusieDaw-ix6pv
      @SusieDaw-ix6pv Год назад

      @ThePinkerton1776 you must not follow them too closely. Didn't you vote in their poll? They have a special post and they asked should they post it on the 3rd or on the 4th. Take your other planet crap and shove it in your uranus.

  • @OKR1982A
    @OKR1982A Год назад +5

    just been to my local supermarket in uk, they have Bud on special offer, 2x 18 cases for £20,(large cans) and plenty in the stack looked untouched lol.. other beers were 2x10 cases for £20

  • @mikeaninger7388
    @mikeaninger7388 Год назад

    “And they’re camping together!”
    “Oh God…”😂😂😂😂 I lost it!

  • @brianjanes4393
    @brianjanes4393 Год назад

    Just came from your show here in Denver.
    Thanks for the laughter!

  • @itstheweather5859
    @itstheweather5859 Год назад

    A big Walmart in the San Fran bay area has lots of cases of Bud, Bud light still hanging around, while the other ones are selling.

  • @stephen90944
    @stephen90944 Год назад +15

    Wait... this was satire? This is what I thought an average day at TheyThem Light corporate consisted of.

  • @KulibinX
    @KulibinX Год назад +8

    jp getting better and better

  • @liset155
    @liset155 Год назад +12

    The new actor with the beard is great.

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege Год назад

      Looks like he’s been drinking up the leftover unsold bud light

  • @TheEmmetdocbrown
    @TheEmmetdocbrown Год назад

    In Summer 2018 i bought a cup of BUD in Wrigley Field, Chicago because there was no other "beer" which i where able to buy. He asked me if i wanna have a bud light or the normal one. I choose the normal one. It tasted like if someone showed that cup of whatever-in-it-that-was a crate of real beer in hope to get some of the taste into this cup. It was more in common with a softdrink than real beer. Thinking of that bud light is the "light" version of this and how this would taste in comparison... Nope. Maybe thats the reason nobody wants this. Here in Germany it definetly would. Greetings from Germany.

  • @gabrielcareaga4847
    @gabrielcareaga4847 Год назад +1

    "the magic of however that works"😂😂😂

  • @hautehead
    @hautehead Год назад +28

    They should change it to a 'shame' event, then I'd participate. 😂

  • @sandrawilliamson9849
    @sandrawilliamson9849 Год назад +11

    LMAO NEVER EVER GOING BACK !!!! THIS WAS SO DANG FUNNY !!!!

  • @petergriffin2836
    @petergriffin2836 Год назад +8

    This guy and Babylon Bee are absolutely the best!!!

  • @mariebrigid2305
    @mariebrigid2305 Год назад

    For about a month, maybe more, the weekly ad for our local grocery store, Meijer, has Bud Light and Budweiser $3.49 for a 24 pk after manufacturer's rebate :)

  • @reginaldscot165
    @reginaldscot165 Год назад

    How did you get a camera inside the bud light meeting room without being spotted?

  • @TheDragon160
    @TheDragon160 Год назад +9

    I love the layers of this. This is funny and sad on so many levels

    • @3monsters014
      @3monsters014 Год назад

      Its because they believed the majority support the minorities ridiculous values.

  • @SkipinlLA
    @SkipinlLA Год назад +6

    this is probably how the marketing meeting actually goes .

  • @b-man1232
    @b-man1232 Год назад +9

    How can we piss-off 99.9999% of our customers? "Hold my Beer, I've got an idea"

  • @allanlaird6432
    @allanlaird6432 Год назад +2

    Chandler and JP - Please work together more!

  • @NaySayersRanch
    @NaySayersRanch Год назад +1

    U should have mentioned the big guy endorses the satellite phone....

  • @zincwick99
    @zincwick99 Год назад +6

    The research and realism in the skit JP is uncanny.

  • @denniswaterman3982
    @denniswaterman3982 Год назад +6

    "Broke back Bud Light!" Too funny.

  • @whelm480
    @whelm480 Год назад +6

    The absolute best is at the end when the executive just has to take a drink to deal with the idiocy. 😂

  • @NicDunn
    @NicDunn Год назад +1

    love to see JP collab with other conservative groups

  • @Knight_of_NI
    @Knight_of_NI Год назад +1

    I watched a documentary outlining the Chinese practice of Foot Binding, in which the feet of little girls were purposely broken and bound to make their feet incredibly small and disfigured. People in the "comment" section were heartbroken at the idea of little girls having their feet broken and bound but when made the comparison of binding feet to genital mutilation I received hate! What a twisted world we live in where we decry little girls having their feet broken and bound but encourage genital mutilation?!?!?

    • @mariatorres9789
      @mariatorres9789 Год назад +1

      I covered these topics in college 25 yrs ago, including Chinese foot binding, and genital mutilation in Africa & the Middle East, and the court fights here, to protect children from genital mutilation from the parents & their rituals or religious practices harming girls. Back then, EVERYONE supported protecting the kids and women.

    • @Knight_of_NI
      @Knight_of_NI Год назад +1

      @@mariatorres9789 Never thought I’d see the day….. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤬🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @mitologijaiokultizam7608
    @mitologijaiokultizam7608 Год назад +9

    Two of my favorite, the funniest ginger beings. Go JP and Chandler!💪🥰😻🇷🇸❤️🇺🇸🙏

  • @twobitsandpepper8235
    @twobitsandpepper8235 Год назад +11

    "To cure them of their genitals" 😂🤣

  • @shawng7902
    @shawng7902 Год назад +13

    Her energy is next level. I think she could sell me on a lot of nonsense lol

  • @SilverState99
    @SilverState99 Год назад +3

    Congradulations to the Bud Lite marketing team for protecting everyone from actually drinking Bud Lite. That shit is nasty

  • @TheFoxisintheHouse
    @TheFoxisintheHouse Год назад +2

    Q
    Slogan:
    Drink more beer 🍺
    Bud Light
    HINT: I actually DO NOT drink ANY alcohol
    I DO drink crisp clean water
    Q ❤️