Nikko’s dog is proof that he acts like this 24/7. Walked in to him doing some crackhead shit and didnt skip and beat! Just layed down and enjoyed the show 😂😂
The dude making the video about people dressing like they're veterans in the gym and then talking up a big game when they *almost* joined is 100% spot on! 😆
Pilots always do preflight checks even in the civilian world. You have to understand the plane and when things feel wrong. Going down in a plane isn’t quite the same as a car breaking down
I wear nine line stuff to the gym, had a guy come up to me yesterday and was like "were you military" and i said yeah, he was also wearing a nine line shirt, and he said "Yeah i was gonna join but" and i stopped him and said "cool, can i continue my workout please"
My morning has been horrible, spilt my coffee down my shirt, tripped over my boots as i was getting ready for work, but now i've watched this new video, MY DAY IS GREAT ! I couldnt stop laughing lmaooo!
I thought about joining, but didn't feel like explaining to everyone why I was court martialed. Don't hate them all, some just know they have the wrong temperament for the military structure.
Watch king boomer. An American watches the funniest British Army ever. He’s a Welsh boy. Bored in Afghanistan in 2009. I’m Welsh. Proud to be but he’s really hyper lol
So at 4:25 I could be wrong but I do recall that being the mechanic presenting the pilot the tools in the toolkit so that the pilot can visually verify they are all there and not left behind to become FOD. Small tools plus engines plus a floating runway is a recipe for disaster.
Don't join the military to get in shape. Get in shape so you can join the military and realize that even with all that progress you made getting in shape, you were still not in shape.
Every time I had to do tape. I was 6'4" weighing 225. Wearing size 32 jeans. Than blew my knee out and they definitely weren't happy I was still 225 and wearing size 38s jeans lol but I still past tape. Lol
Speaking to the 'Vet look alikes' and wearing Grunt style....that's me and would like to explain. In no way am I, and I expect others, trying to dress to pretend or resemble veterans. I dress like this b/c it's the more 'American supporting' style clothing I can find b/c I'm not wearing shit like Nike and the like. I love wearing the American flag and supporting veteran and veteran companies.
Nikko, i have an important question. I have both Marine Corps parents. Idk if i want to join the MC or Army im mostly wanting to see a career in the tanks and or engineering.
“You guys are murderers” sir, I’m a plumber.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Sir, this is the Coast guard.
Medics be like "wtf" 😂
Sir, I’m a water purification specialist.
@@classmst89 PJ's: 😳
Nikko’s dog is proof that he acts like this 24/7. Walked in to him doing some crackhead shit and didnt skip and beat! Just layed down and enjoyed the show 😂😂
Chanel really walked in and looked at Nikko like "b**** I'm just trying to lay down, what's your problem?"
Chanel is so cute! The look she gave him was perfect
" You're a murderer. " ' Sir, I put chlorine tablets in water then play on my phone for five hours. '
The doggy coming into the room "WHOA!" 🫱🤛😭
The dude making the video about people dressing like they're veterans in the gym and then talking up a big game when they *almost* joined is 100% spot on! 😆
Our instructor worded it perfectly as far as mcmap.
"It's just enough, to make you cocky enough, to get your ass kicked in a bar"
Having a pew pew precludes the need to be a kung fu master. Although it certainly doesn't stop you from thinking you're one.
One guy in my barracks nightly chant. Night yall, remember you sleep on your back, or I will.
Now ask how he woke you for fire watch
Nigga go talk to the chaplain or mental cuz tf are you saying
Go see the chaplain with this schizo shiyt
Pilots always do preflight checks even in the civilian world. You have to understand the plane and when things feel wrong. Going down in a plane isn’t quite the same as a car breaking down
Probably the largest butthole pucker moment you'll ever experience
you're going 80 MPH how long does it take you to get to a place 80miles out... as long as Gunny says bro... LOL😂🤣😂🤣
The wet socks make me cry
Lol
I wear nine line stuff to the gym, had a guy come up to me yesterday and was like "were you military" and i said yeah, he was also wearing a nine line shirt, and he said "Yeah i was gonna join but" and i stopped him and said "cool, can i continue my workout please"
My morning has been horrible, spilt my coffee down my shirt, tripped over my boots as i was getting ready for work, but now i've watched this new video, MY DAY IS GREAT ! I couldnt stop laughing lmaooo!
I work in a factory that makes airplanes and basically have to inspect ever screw, on every plane, every time. Its exhausting!!!
80 miles in 1 hr at 80mph, it's not that we don't understand, but they expect you to finish the drive in half that so we dirty the math
So 160mph
7:15 i know it's a joke, but for Nikko's sake, SWO stands for "Surface Warfare Officer"
The first guys really withdrew their whole bank account just to flex their less than minimum wage income 😂
1:05 That's gotta be fake, right? There's no way that's real.
Considering how many videos there are like this? Probably real
Join the army proceeds to say navy seals 💀💀💀
LOL love Chanel's reply. she flicked her head down
It's great chey doesn't even react to your goofiness anymore 😂
Nice video Nikko👍
NIKO,
ON JULY 16 24 YOU PLAYED ON TWIWICH AND YOU WERE PLAYING WITH MY BROTHER!!
We were so excited!
1:52'
if a dog hurts a child they get put down, but if a podophile hurts a child they get to live
The dog was looking down like my bed is what I want
3:09 I remember thinking I would go Sf. Then realized that's why too much work.
1:42 Nikko, Nikko, it's okay... it's okay... Just hold it in my guy... You can bust after the video. 😔
Yeah I have to lose mad weight before I can even go to MEPS. Gotta get down to 220, currently 248
That bunny wanted it so bad 😂
Bro yo videos touch me where my uncle couldn’t dream
Them first boys out here flexing three months pay 🤣
Imagining a world where Nikko got blowed up in war and we never got these videos is depressing to think about.
If I ever get told to sweep a trench ima ask for that old ass trench shotgun
1:16 "destroy the child"
“Ur in the af, it doesn’t work for u”lmao
Love Chanel. She thought you were about to throw her the ball or something she came running
Longer vids please 😁
Shotgun for close, grease for the near, and m14 for anything further. 😂❤ 7:10
I thought about joining, but didn't feel like explaining to everyone why I was court martialed. Don't hate them all, some just know they have the wrong temperament for the military structure.
Lol I feel personally attacked. I love the grunt style shirts, but no one would dare question if my fat ass joined.
4:27 THE LEGS
I CAN'T XD
Getting frisky with a U2 spy plane...
Nikko go pole dancing with the branches
4:18 Me casually disabling their APU:
Btw that plane is around 68 years old
0:50 Dude, do you even realize those are U2 spyplanes? That's intel special forces dawg
I discovered Nikko last month. I'm hooked on all your videos. Incredibly charasmatic and entertaining. No homo he makes me question my sexuality 😊
bet he got that nasty walk by air to 1:30
Thanks!
Watch king boomer. An American watches the funniest British Army ever. He’s a Welsh boy. Bored in Afghanistan in 2009. I’m Welsh. Proud to be but he’s really hyper lol
man red cross dont work half the time. when my papa passed they red crossed me and i still couldnt go to his funeral.
Heard Nikko can’t find a giiiirrrrllll that can hannnnngggg dammmmmmmmmmmnzzz 😊❤😅 looks like you triiiiipppinnnggg ❤❤❤❤
"you guys are murders" No this is the crusty crab
Dude gonna be a Navy Seal in the Space Force
Binge watching the 🐐 because the kid won’t sleep💚💚💚😊
Sometimes u just gotta let em speak they mind fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🤬😤 1:20
So at 4:25 I could be wrong but I do recall that being the mechanic presenting the pilot the tools in the toolkit so that the pilot can visually verify they are all there and not left behind to become FOD. Small tools plus engines plus a floating runway is a recipe for disaster.
ayy niko, you convinced me to join the army
Yo! Pilots have squires!
That part had me laughing.
Yes, my liege.
"They are ready, Squire." 😆
I feel targeted about the grunt style 😂 I barely wear the shirt
Lmao we made it to the channel and thumbnail😂🤟🏼
i wear grunt style stuff because its comfy for me also i love the graphics on the back
0:16 when that one officer fimds the guy that did that the guy bye bye see you in 5 years
My buddy showed his drill sergeant how to make a works bomb during basic 😂😂
Iykyk 🤣
Just got here. Never caught his vids this early but here we are.
I wear a Veteran Hat, other than that nadda that resembles ACU or BDU or anything camo...
I see papi nikko uploaded a banger vid
Hey Nikko you got it confused they're not flexing how much money they have they're flexing how much they owe
Has anyone noticed Nikko looks like Jake Gyllenhaal from Jarhead?
E4 us Corporals be havin fun
Nikko, please watch cop body cams again but specifically the crooked cop ones. I would love to see your reaction to those things
I LOVE YOU NIKKO
Nah ima cry- the beginning 😭
Don't join the military to get in shape. Get in shape so you can join the military and realize that even with all that progress you made getting in shape, you were still not in shape.
to be honest i like nine line apparel cause i like their shirts and stuff
RRRAAAHHHH rahh rrraaaah Chesty rah rrraaaahh
Yo bro i love your vids
Can you do a video on ptsd and the effects after you come back from your deployment?
I was watching the carrier pre flight check thing in school today 😂
Military always be being crazy always a good day when Niko posts. 😂
Gray shirt black letters, i throw it on cause im short on laundry, then i get stop to have a conversation...
We need another podcast episode
Watching this from Gaza 🥳
Fr tho 🤣🤣I feel that 😅 1:51
I want to go to that guy's job and complain about the bad decisions his boss makes. But, sadly I feel he doesn't have one. 🤔
I'm going 2 join the army so I can be a navy seal 🤣🤣🤣 doesn't work that way bud
Every time I had to do tape. I was 6'4" weighing 225. Wearing size 32 jeans. Than blew my knee out and they definitely weren't happy I was still 225 and wearing size 38s jeans lol but I still past tape. Lol
Hey you should do a video on all officer army fail
14.3 x 9.5 inches is 20.000 in 100 dollars bills
I hear someone complaining about a watch being 2 hours imma laugh in their face.
Speaking to the 'Vet look alikes' and wearing Grunt style....that's me and would like to explain. In no way am I, and I expect others, trying to dress to pretend or resemble veterans. I dress like this b/c it's the more 'American supporting' style clothing I can find b/c I'm not wearing shit like Nike and the like. I love wearing the American flag and supporting veteran and veteran companies.
Nikko, i have an important question. I have both Marine Corps parents. Idk if i want to join the MC or Army im mostly wanting to see a career in the tanks and or engineering.
❤ 0:13
I definitely wear more gs than I should but I’m applying for ocs so that counts right…. Right?😭😂
I'm in love with you Nikko
0:49 what kinda big ass black plane is that?
I'm excited I love when Nikko post a video🥰
Was Nikko wearing Nike doirs
2.5 inches 🗿🗿🗿🗿
Daddy posted!