I was the only black guy in my division to pass the swim qual on the first try at boot camp. All the other black guys looked at me like I was a wizard.
Fucking A brotherman 5star luxury right here, I can scrach and sniff a diggle Barry while watching the word go by, skin cancer is the fucking 👌 Straight giggity gew like a monkey in a zoo fling my poo and baith in my own marinated seaping Ora.
I knew a Marine who enrolled in university after he got out. He didn’t come back after his first year because apparently he was an accomplice in a war crimes coverup and was sitting in Leavenworth 💀
Oh DAMN!!! Thats a f’d up way to spend your time before being locked up too. If I’m headed to prison I would be somewhere in Florida or MAYBE in SC enjoying some beautiful weather and on some white sand beaches getting drunk and laid. Not necessarily in that order… 😂 and we know he knew his time was coming because if you did some shady shit in the military there’s at most a 10% chance you won’t get caught bc someone ALWAYS spills their guts because guys can’t not tell their biggest secrets if they are in trouble for something else…
@@kimplpnoklahoma9660 Well, he tried to get laid. In the worst way possible. By being that really creepy late-20s guy with grey hair trying to hook up with 17-18 year old freshmen at a college party. So.
You were almost right on the frat guys, a lot will respect the cool vets who have good comebacks and can hang with the drinking. I did have to give up the vaping tho😂
Nobody picks on military vets in college, please go to school. We looked up to you guys, always early to class, always something good to say about it. I became an engineer and left school with a few good friends who are all veterans. I work with ex Marines currently, we are all engineers together. People respect you out there, nobody will pick on you I promise, you guys make college better. Please go if you're on the fence about it. It's worth your time.
When my buddy and I went to LA for TFcon this past March, we were only able to get a single bed. We had asked if we could get a rollout bed, to which the receptionist said they'll bring up to our room. This never happened, and I told my friend, "Don't worry about it, I'll just crash on the floor!" Semper fi!
When you said “Just another day Brother” on the second clip, I wanted to put my finger up and say “Special Teams, Special Plays, Special Players”…hahaha
Anzac Day here in Australia and all the cadets (Aussie jrotc) were at the ceremonies and I was trying so hard not to just go up and sack tap them😂 almost failed when they walked past
When i went through fire fighter academy the days I was super tired I preyed for a class room day and no lets throw 35 foot ladders and do 4 story stand pipe training😭
“We don’t do shit until a higher up is looking” so true, we were sitting in the motor pool today and the mp sergeant came in and told us to get to work so we walked out on line and sat around the truck we were supposed to work on until they called us back to clean up. (Trucks fucked anyways)
As a german, i love your content 😂 sometimes i dont get the jokes, but im going to catch up. Maybe we Need to try this in germany too - But just present times
I'm a contractor in the AF. Dealing with the SM is a daily thing for me lol. I'm just glad they like me because I'm always doing something. It was hilarious when the airmen would scramble when the SM walked in lol.
The marines came to my school today and they called me over to see how many pull-ups I can do and I did 15 and they said “good job you would do absolutely amazing in the marines” and I said thank you but I’m good with the puddle pirates cause I know their tactics bro I ain’t falling for that shi
I was the only black guy in my division to pass the swim qual on the first try at boot camp. All the other black guys looked at me like I was a wizard.
Kingsley Shacklebolt energy…
@@booksoverbros haha, I had to look that one up.
Grand wizard?
Trust me, they were not thinking wizard.
You ain't black no mo
The floor hits different. Buuuuut is nice an comfy especially when it's cold asf
ONG
I agree but I hate how much my back hurts now when I get up in the morning 😂
Fucking A brotherman 5star luxury right here, I can scrach and sniff a diggle Barry while watching the word go by, skin cancer is the fucking 👌
Straight giggity gew like a monkey in a zoo fling my poo and baith in my own marinated seaping Ora.
@@Talon18136honestly, my back ends up feeling better than when I sleep on my bed, as long as I use a proper pillow. But I do have a weird back 😂
Or when you have the spins, the wood floors are the best especially if you live in a cold state, those floors stay cold asf
I knew a Marine who enrolled in university after he got out.
He didn’t come back after his first year because apparently he was an accomplice in a war crimes coverup and was sitting in Leavenworth 💀
Oh DAMN!!! Thats a f’d up way to spend your time before being locked up too. If I’m headed to prison I would be somewhere in Florida or MAYBE in SC enjoying some beautiful weather and on some white sand beaches getting drunk and laid. Not necessarily in that order… 😂 and we know he knew his time was coming because if you did some shady shit in the military there’s at most a 10% chance you won’t get caught bc someone ALWAYS spills their guts because guys can’t not tell their biggest secrets if they are in trouble for something else…
@@kimplpnoklahoma9660 Well, he tried to get laid. In the worst way possible. By being that really creepy late-20s guy with grey hair trying to hook up with 17-18 year old freshmen at a college party. So.
You were almost right on the frat guys, a lot will respect the cool vets who have good comebacks and can hang with the drinking. I did have to give up the vaping tho😂
I’ve never been in the military and I’ve been sleeping on the floor the last 3 years haha it just hits different
Sleeping on the floor drops your body temperature makes you sleep better
gotta say that mortar hitting the dirt looked awesome idk if that was the way its supposed to happen but it still looks dope
I have a foot and a half thick queen size mattress, down comforter, cool-tech pillows. I'll still sleep on the rug or on the picnic table outside 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh the picnic table hits different
Nobody picks on military vets in college, please go to school. We looked up to you guys, always early to class, always something good to say about it. I became an engineer and left school with a few good friends who are all veterans. I work with ex Marines currently, we are all engineers together.
People respect you out there, nobody will pick on you I promise, you guys make college better. Please go if you're on the fence about it. It's worth your time.
As a retired educator, I approve this message. 😇
Considering I'm prior 11B and now getting into the Navy for retirement (only because Army med boarded me out) I sleep in the floor A LOT
does it hit the same on a rocking boat?
military fails for the win dad
Yes. The floor always seems like a good idea. It feels great at first then you wake up.
Nikko always makes your day better
0:19 "pov me on a Monday morning. 💀 💀
I thought my husband was losing his mind when he fell asleep on the floor when we got our new bed … nah he just a marine
Dude the uncrustable got me good 😂 6:23
I have done the floor sleep method and can confirm it is 100% effective
Just got done doing my chores and I am happy to see that you uploaded a video
When my buddy and I went to LA for TFcon this past March, we were only able to get a single bed. We had asked if we could get a rollout bed, to which the receptionist said they'll bring up to our room. This never happened, and I told my friend, "Don't worry about it, I'll just crash on the floor!" Semper fi!
Not military but commercial fishing, a 3 hour nap on the deck on the sail home is amazing
I didn't serve,I picked it up from my dad but yeah,I sleep in the floor sometimes helps with posture and back pain in my case
The one where all the alcohol is being dumped, that one I've seen.
The floor looks so damn inviting some nights then your out like a light, but yeah when you go to get up in the morning all the pain comes😂
Way to post right before I went to lunch. Now I have entertainment during my break
Awesome reaction as always it def made me laugh which few can achieve while I'm stoned.
Even in my team when we were deployed on our down time, which was very little, we worked out and pt'd.
Love your videos nikko
That 120 video was my platoon during JRTC in 2022 😂 i remember when green got up and was pissed cuz all the rocks in his face 😂
was just looking to see if you made a new video keep doing what u do man ur a great guy
1:35 That's my platoon 🤣 Glad we made it this far🤣
I went to a community college when i got out in 2013 and half the classes i was in were vets.
Common Nikko W, always a good day when you post, and ofc it starts with a Marine 😭
When nikko post you knows it’s a good day
That second one was FMTB-west
Can’t believe homie got caught in 4K😂😂
Another great day when this man post I swear I can’t 😂
When you said “Just another day Brother” on the second clip, I wanted to put my finger up and say “Special Teams, Special Plays, Special Players”…hahaha
When body requests floor sleep it's floor sleep time and it's soooooo good
Definitely need more body cam content 😂
If it’s not the floor it’s my recliner chair. And my 6ft ass is all scrunched up in the chair 😂
If I'm really wiped out, I can sleep in my bed, but otherwise it's into the recliner to be perfectly cradled and then right to sleep.
Floors nice but sometimes I’ll pull the cot out and sleep on that 😂😂
The sleeping on the floor one is so true for me
i can't stop laughing at these dang vids dude 🤣
The floor goes hard all day.
Honestly, the floor hits different
people do NOT understand that sometimes the floor is so fucking comfy bro
That cold hardwood floor in the summer hits different
Anzac Day here in Australia and all the cadets (Aussie jrotc) were at the ceremonies and I was trying so hard not to just go up and sack tap them😂 almost failed when they walked past
When i went through fire fighter academy the days I was super tired I preyed for a class room day and no lets throw 35 foot ladders and do 4 story stand pipe training😭
We've waited long enough!
Bruuh those floor naps though 👌
Shin Godzilla making a nice cameo at the end there….another hilarious video from Nico!
That floor be hitting different man I be falling asleep in 2 seconds
The floor is like a free massage from gravity
Still warm? Bonus! 😂😂😂
I never was in the military but I do know that the floor is the best bed in the world. Tempedic can’t do nothing against a good solid floor.
“We don’t do shit until a higher up is looking” so true, we were sitting in the motor pool today and the mp sergeant came in and told us to get to work so we walked out on line and sat around the truck we were supposed to work on until they called us back to clean up. (Trucks fucked anyways)
“If it’s still warm” brooooo 😂😂
Best thing about beeing a warior in the idf is the free time bitween missions, wich I spend watching you. Nice.
As a german, i love your content 😂 sometimes i dont get the jokes, but im going to catch up.
Maybe we Need to try this in germany too - But just present times
I'm a contractor in the AF. Dealing with the SM is a daily thing for me lol. I'm just glad they like me because I'm always doing something. It was hilarious when the airmen would scramble when the SM walked in lol.
I always had zero problems sleeping on the floor it feels natural 😂
I don’t even remember seeing my bunk for the first two days in boot camp
Finally, I see someone wearing laces as a belt. Being a Canadian, I used my old hockey skate laces as a belt. Way more comfy than a real belt.
Never been this early, always watch these for a good laugh
Been through some shit sleeping on the floor honestly not that bad it's really comfortable just give me a blanket and I'm cool
the floor just hits different
Niko youre 100% wrong 8:55. Birkenstocks and socks are THE MOST comfortable combo
Only bought new socks when the old ones were still crusty after washing them
Never served but i do agree sleeping on the ground does hit different 😂 got me a Tempurpedic mattress and still chose the floor on occasion 💀
Hi I love your videos
Bro with the food: have fun at your PT...hope it was woooooorth it!
1st, love Nikkos videos he should do one with demo ranch
0:02 Nikko Ortiz doing blackface?
I'm a floor weirdo, too. Army broke my back for beds
Bahahahaha the Papameat bugs bunny
Hi Nikko! I love your videos!
I don't have a bed and haven't used one for the past like 9 years. Floors are more comfortable.
I’m going to sleep on the floor right now 😂
The marines came to my school today and they called me over to see how many pull-ups I can do and I did 15 and they said “good job you would do absolutely amazing in the marines” and I said thank you but I’m good with the puddle pirates cause I know their tactics bro I ain’t falling for that shi
I think we all almost quit boot camp.
0:17 I just want to give that poor man a hug.
4:44
VA: Sorry, not service related; GFYS
Nikko have you seen the Airforce's hover glide backpacks. Ooh Rah!!!
Best reaction channel
The floor with a poncho liner! for the record the Marine Corps sends anyone to Ranger School, so many Motor T fpvks jump and Ranger qualified...
Only thing worse than going to college after the military is going enlisted after getting a bachelor’s degree
Devastated that fit check guys backflip got cut
NIKKOO UPLOADED LESSS FUCKIIINN GOOOO
Oh yeah I love sleeping on the floor.
There was no one else in the chow line. It's probably what's left before they close shop. CORDON BLUE LEFTOVErS YEE YEE.
I’m in the navy now Nikko make some more navy videos 😂 love ya brotha
I swear to god ,the "you answer me now you swiiiine" at 6:39 sounds lile Severus Snape😂
First night at basic was exactly the same the second time around, didn't sleep a wink.
I’m going to meps next week
Best Guy i look up to you.
Love the vids Nikko😂
I get a better night sleep anywhere but a bed. I can't get comfortable. Floor is good, couch works too.
Nikko once say.. these grass bussin with a selfie
The flor hit fuckyn different😂
nic at night was literally the only thing I remember from basic.