Wesker, You're Pitiful (Resident Evil)
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- Опубликовано: 22 фев 2019
- weskers a bitch • Wesker, you're pitiful.
i recorded this audio when i was sick last year but got the urge to dig it out of the ether when REmake 2 came out, thats my excuse for this one fellas
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You are the real pitiful one
Hey. You're alive. You should be more alive more of the time.
sneed
speedoru you are an absolutely
amazing artist and animator :)
I love the animation you did for Snail house ! Their music is beautiful :)
I want to see your speed sausage.
The original dialogue makes Wesker literally sound like he's about to cry when Chris starts laughing.
Chris?
...stop it...
@@ARMIV4 All he wanted to do was show his big buddy Chris the Tyrant :c
Poor Albert 😭
Wesker has had a few moments where he's a little bitch. This is a prime example, the other being him in code veronica for the dreamcast where he gets his ass kicked and runs away.
@@vanitymirrorss they aren't buddies, Wesker despised Chris
Chris is laughing because HE is the ultimate life-form.
He can punch boulders, survive a grenade at point-blank range, and turn enemies into projectiles with a single fist.
He was in the air force xD
@@TrenElZombie He *is* the Air Force.
But he cant make leon fuck his sister
Yeah your right actually
And slay skyscraper-sized monsters and greedy douchebags with a fucking pistol.
*Chris:* And you're _GAY_
*Also Chris:* [romantically carried in the arms of a big hunky BOW]
Hey said "no homo" so he cancels the big gay
Looks more like a baby than romantic
Are you assuming his gender? XD
It's a maternal thing like when a mother carries a little baby
666th like
It's nice to see people remember how Chris pissed himself laughing at the Tyrant and how upset Wesker was about it. He worked real hard on that science project!
Don't bully Wesker, he's trying his best.
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter so I will continue to bully trebla
he worked so hard
if that's his best he deserves to be bullied
And he gets angry
Day and night on him.
ah huh hoh ho ho ho ha hu h ho ho ho ho hoha ha ha ha
Berd you fat bitch
Now you do it
*StOp iT*
How are th P I Z Z A R O L L S coming in
You donut, why'd you ban me from your livestreams. I will send a letter full of my excrement to your PO box. I fucking will
"and you're GAY"
That pierced harder than Tyrant's left arm.
I fucking love how Chris speaks under his breath, “The fuck is this”.
Dude just had a long day of shooting zombies and seeing some of his friends die, think I say the same thing too, if I was in his position. 0:03
"da fuk is dat.." Chris ASMR
Thank you. Now I am all caught up for Resident Evil 2.
Wesker: "I've worked day and night on him".
Now that's gay.
Bruh
👁👄👁
0:36 I'd have liked weaker landing doggy on all fours and his asshole torn. That would confirm the gay theory
Bro there’s 666 likes lol
666 devil
I love how wesker lets Chris live solely to show Chris his fancy invention to impress him or something and instead of Chris saying something generic like “your crazy” or “you monster” he instead just mocks him
Every minute Chris spends insulting Wesker is a minute he could be using to force Leon to impregnate his sister to create the ultimate Redfield
He has to ensure the survival of the redfield name!
Bruh why would you come here and say that shit
@@vintheguy What else could he possibly say?
lol, you duff :P men are silly
@@zeldaofhyrule1119 Nigga what
LOL I thought I'd never see new animated game parodies like this again, thank you for putting the effort and making this kickass video :J
Happy to see you here score xD
@@Daniel_Mrflower okay the fuck? What's your deal dude?
@@Daniel_Mrflower Bieng an asshole for no reason, it's unnecessary
love your videos score pn may I hop you bring more cool resident evil story's
your the reason i'm watching this man , thanks :)
0:22
When you want them to stop laughing because you worked so hard.
and are gay
are you 5?
@@tek3576 Yeah you're right. This is content we should be having a serious debate about, just like any other video or comment on the internet lately
@@ayumiyu657 seething
@@tek3576 that's something a 5 year old would ask
Wesker sounds like Chris-Chan lmao
Oh god
Behold the ultimate lifeform: Sonichu!
@@BaconMaken Chris is Clyde
0:31 is actually a chris-chan reference.
You just-- you really ticked me off right there when you said that.
I was just playing RE 1 again last week and that scene with Chris and Wesker always cracks me up.
Chris: "Wesker, you've become senile! This is your savior? You say this failure, is your savior?"
Rebecca: "How about Captain Wesker?"
Chris: "He is sleeping with the ultimate failure."
DESTRUCTION: 100
Murder by cheesey words
JackOfen is that in the original or is that the remastered version?
@@TheZero092
I have to admit I mixed it up a little. The "You've become senile." part was in the remake. But the rest is in the original PS1 game and the DS port. In the original instead of calling him senile he says "Wesker, you're pitiful."
JackOfen yeah I was going to say something because I have the original n ds port
Man I feel for Wesker in this version. He worked so hard.
He even worked day and night on Tyrant, which totally doesn't sound gay.
This is amazing. Chris' facial expression so perfectly matches his face on the original RE box art. The resemblance is uncanny!
The funny thing is, it's Richard on the box art and not Chris lol
@@mr.velasco4919 hell yeah
@@mr.velasco4919 how the hell do you know
It's actually neither Chris nor Richard. The cover was created during the game's development stages and based on one of the concepts. The artist confirmed it.
Yeah. It doesent resemble anyone on the cover art
Chris is laughing because he knows the true ultimate life form is the Emperor. He will protect the loyfe cycle.
GenericNameMan is thay house og dead 2 reference? Or maybe I'm imagining stuffs.
I REJECT MY LOYALTY TO THE EMPRAH, CHRIS!
I know.. The emperha !! could fly, shoot metal balls at people, transmutation,. and had liquid control and he wanted to destroy and then hate mankind in that order.
Truly the ultimate life form we need.
The MAN-emperor of MAN kind, and his SPACE CORGIS
FOR THE MAN EMPRAH!
Man created a cin.
Lmao the voice acting is almost as good as the actual game
More like as bad as the actual game with is still very good nonetheless.
@@hackerp49you didnt get the joke.
when wesker said im getting real angry reminded me of chris chan
He’ll strangle that Clyde Cash
@@FriedGamer Chris will shove Clyde's ass down his throat, and make him eat his UNDERWEAR!!!
*NNNNNNHHHHHHNNNNNGGG*
* punches camera *
Pretty sure it was intentional.
That's how the story goes if you hoard magnum rounds.
Yeah
Father, it's been too long
Nice seeing you here.
Damn, small world. Love your work by the way
This is a nice find.
YOU GROOM CHILREN NIGGAAAAAAAA
Since I've last seen my son
I find it funny when he shoot but it wasn't cannon
Correct. It was gun.
It was a reference to resident hazard on RUclips. They had unreleased scenes inside the game and someone checked out the files. It's pretty bad lol
@@tuckerwhite4164 That comment deserves more thumbs.
Oh cool it's the guy that makes hentai
Not enough of it.
Yes it is
Wait what , what hentai
that's speedosausage, different guy
ilaglikehell mmmmm.....that reminds me. I gotta watch some hentai.
Love this 🤣
Shit bro i love your channel
OH SHIT
0:09 - 0:10 Chris's "cover art" face is too hilarious. I hope you don't mind if I "borrow" that for my user image???
the terror the shock captured in deranged look is just epic since 1996
I isn’t anyone, it isn’t any character from resident evil. The artists confirmed it
That’s actually Forrest! He has the same bazooka you find on his corpse out on the balcony
@@unknownuser494 lol Really? I actually thought that was Chris the whole time. Would've been funnier if it really was Chris.
"You we're almost a Pitiful Wesker Sandwich "
RE1 tyrant
RE2 mr. x
RE3 nemesis
RE4 "ballistics"
RE5 "total. global. saturation."
RE6 "WONG!"
RE7 ...
jay folk for RE7, just anything Jack said.
“Welcome to the family son” for RE7
RE7 is eveline
RE7 was hot virtual garbage.
RE7: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHAN!"
I like to imagine this is Wesker's ultimate nightmare. He puts so much effort into being edgy af and evil, just imagine his face after being told something like "Haha you're so fucking stupid Wesker." while he's trying to have a big evil moment. His nightmares would be full of things like this.
I love the resident evil 1 box art chris face at 0:10
The ultimate life form you say?
*pillar man theme plays*
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
@@ryanskinner6792 WAMUU!!!
You mean shadow the hedgehog theme
chris is a pillermen confirmed
fares 17449 *CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME, WALK INTO MY MYSTERY, STEP INSIDE AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE!*
Chris to Wesker : " Gonna cry ?"
This is practically the original dialogue.
Ok, being honest, seeing Chris carried like a baby by the tyrant was kinda adorable.
0:30
Now all I can think about is a modded RE with Chris Chan as Wesker and a Sonichu tyrant.
"Let me clarify something Chris. It's not magic, It's slight of hand."
“And you’re gay!”
I didn’t know Chris knew about Birkin?
And hunk
That is why It was called the G virus
he was referring to chris himself
This is what Chris thinks of when he punches boulders
I love when my favorite animator uploads his amazing animations.
Specially when it’s not on RUclips, if ya know what I mean
Trust, I know
What do you mean
I get ya, I love when he posts his animations on Facebook!
Horny.
*Points*
You're laughing. He's laughing at him and you're laughing.
0:21 you gotta love how unnecessarily harsh Chris can be
The glasses hide those wesker tears
BOYS HE NOT DEAD
KZ O This types of comments physicaly frustrate me
why can't i swear in the comment section anymore?
for example, if i swear, i'm not able to see my own comment.
Fuck
shit bitch
@KALU STOP SAYING THAT! I'm not going to shit and cum :(
~ Fuck
Fuck
Wesker: I'll... I'll come back, and I'll be cool like Neo from the Matrix! You'll see Chris!
Im getting real MMMMMHHHH angry
He's BACK! Oh LAWD
Terrific, once in a while i git to remember the late 00's early 2010's humor like it was preserved in a time capsule but its made now.
"its not magic, its slight of hand"
I love it
The voices
The animation
thank you for another gift of your astounding *mmmm* content
Better than Netflix adaptation
This is the actual reason Wesker did it guys
0:10 Fun fact; the original RE1 cover supposedly featured Chris with that crazed look on his face. But it was actually Richard Aiken; basically to promote RE1 Capcom had a one issue comic prequel that featured Richard on the cover. The comic cover impressed the staff so much they ended up using it as the official game cover among others.
Philip Cheng Actually. It isn’t anyone from the resident evil series. The artist confirmed it
but why choose a face that makes him look constipated?
very lovely, than kyou
What happened to you? I tought you were a ghost
I always felt that Wesker's "stop it!" line was super funny.
*PLeAsE sToP LAuGhiNg aT mE i wOrkeD sO hAaAaArD...*
The voice acting here is too good for resident evil.
Thanks Resident Evil
Oh yes.
I love when Wesker says "stop it :(" in the real game
This is canon now.
House of the Dead level voice acting.
MY GoD
Wesker be looking like Ron from Kim Possible
I like how you added the skit of how Chris-Chan said "I'm getting real.. (pause) angry.."
I love the single frame of box art Chris
I swear this is like the 20th time I've watched this AND I CAN'T STOP SOMEBODY HELP PLS
Chris in the thumbnail has the same face as the guy in the RE1 cover.
*You’re laughing……. I’m showing you my ultimate life form and you’re laughing* 😎
My god, this is a work of art.
how do i keep seeing you fam 💀
Speedoru you are an absolutely
amazing artist and animator :)
I love the animations you did for
Snail house ! Their music the best !
I mean he didn't deny the gay part
0:14 When Santa comes into your house and sees the family up
The ending song to Resident evil 1 is so good
Once again, Albert Chan's plans were foiled by the slanderous Chris Cash.
Looks like Chris Redfield put some dirt on Wesker's eye.
Stahp it
I still cant get over Squishker going "im getting real MMMMMM angry~"
Lol nice -Reference- Homage
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First Cooommment Is it a JOJO REFERENCE?!
MajinBros
God no.
Reference to Chris' jacked face on the original Resident Evil's cover art.
First Cooommment I know I'm just acting retarded.
@@majinbros9971 Next you'll say: "I was only pretending to be retarded!"
Leo KM Read manga
I love how jank the voice acting sounds to stay in tune with the game
For an ultimate lifeform, that fella sure does have a lot of his organs on the outside of his body.
Chris should have turned to the Tyrant and said "Die monster, You don't belong in this world!"
W Castlevnia reference.
0:38 Chris is like a baby 🍼👶🚼🤱
Wesker is my favorite character in RE but man, this was still hilarious XD
Maybe the true Resident Evil were the friends we made along the way
Thanks you. Resident Evil is one of my favorite franchises. To see an animation based off of it by an animator of such calibur is amazing.
Seeing as how that's RE5 McMuscles version of Chris, I was fully expecting him to ask Tyrant, "how much do you lift bro?"
chris? stawp it...
Always worth it, this made me laugh. You worked so hard
Nice to know your humor is constantly evolving.
Love that Chris face
Its over 20 years old, but it still gets me
Thank You, Speedoru
Very Cool
Missed you speedo lovin your vids
A new video from you is always welcome
Chris Redfield is Fred Flintstone.
0:19 that's the most brutal insult I've ever heard in my life
He said Day N Nite
Silly Wesker. Everyone knows that the ultimate life form is supposed to be a hedgehog!
Thank you for giving me something that I'll be quoting with my friends for years. Also, I love the colors used here.