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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2016
  • A game of world domination played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.
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  • @SuperFastEddies
    @SuperFastEddies 7 лет назад +7011

    "Its a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives" dammit this show was gold!

    • @user-pg4qw4rk3q
      @user-pg4qw4rk3q 6 лет назад +198

      Gold Kenny Gold!

    • @mattjones9322
      @mattjones9322 6 лет назад +152

      "This show is the best Jerry, THE BEST!"

    • @margab59
      @margab59 6 лет назад +66

      "Why do they call it Ovaltine?"

    • @billyjaymz
      @billyjaymz 6 лет назад +86

      "Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

    • @inutero10
      @inutero10 5 лет назад +27

      Soups not a meal

  • @Jaygo_Chuggington
    @Jaygo_Chuggington 3 года назад +1337

    The fact Kramer can bring the board with him throughout New York City without knocking the pieces everywhere is impressive

    • @jayvardy
      @jayvardy 2 года назад +17

      It's fake.

    • @DavidEmad
      @DavidEmad 2 года назад +16

      newman lives in the building

    • @FireLordJohn3191
      @FireLordJohn3191 2 года назад +50

      @@jayvardy the joke went over your head.

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 года назад +41

      Newman actually impressed me more when they were sprinting down the street. Guy can haul ass when he's motivated.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 года назад

      @@roguesheep3083 sort of like a hippo

  • @WMM-td4pk
    @WMM-td4pk 4 года назад +3663

    The most realistic part is that they never finished the game before somebody smashed it

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 3 года назад +87

      Monopoly is the same way

    • @aelechko
      @aelechko 3 года назад

      Well said

    • @testshietchannel
      @testshietchannel 3 года назад +22

      Nah. The most realistic thing is how Kramer clears the table 🤷

    • @williamcrowe2576
      @williamcrowe2576 3 года назад +21

      Well, they shouldn't have insulted Ukraine in front of a Ukrainian.

    • @testshietchannel
      @testshietchannel 3 года назад +14

      @@williamcrowe2576 fair enough. But as a sportsman, the Ukrainian should've waited until they're finished before he smashed the board 🤷‍♀️

  • @josephine1465
    @josephine1465 2 года назад +869

    Seinfeld is truly ahead of it's time. Now this is the reality.

    • @CashanovaXTREME
      @CashanovaXTREME 2 года назад +7

      True. Putin is trying to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

    • @sovereign1160
      @sovereign1160 2 года назад +8

      @@CashanovaXTREME Zelensky: You don't call Ukraine weak! How about I do THIS to your invasion!

    • @bernicemiller3879
      @bernicemiller3879 2 года назад +16

      I was thinking the same thing poor people

    • @philipyu1611
      @philipyu1611 2 года назад +11

      Immediately thought about that at the outset. So surreal.

    • @xyzoub
      @xyzoub 2 года назад +20

      The key is in the article "the": Kramer refers to "the Ukraine" (in slavic, the border land, frontier), while the Ukrainian man says _Ukraine._ Ukraine: a country or a transitional frontier-land?

  • @Jaso700
    @Jaso700 8 лет назад +5965

    how Kramer kicks the newspaper of the table, gets me every time! lol

    • @zara4793
      @zara4793 8 лет назад +207

      Or how he bangs the back of his head on Jerry's door to open it 😂😂

    • @whateverittakes1673
      @whateverittakes1673 8 лет назад +50

      He reacted like any other person would under duress. You say some things you don't mean and try to hurt the other person and make them feel like you do. I forgive him. It's water under the bridge imo.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 лет назад +42

      _TheBringerOfRain_ Such a good physical comedian

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 7 лет назад +27

      Seriously, that cracks me up every time! I always watch this scene when I need a genuine, gut-level laugh.

    • @fredblair8230
      @fredblair8230 7 лет назад +17

      lol yep and that just after he was knocking on the door using the back of his head xD

  • @woundedbuttocks
    @woundedbuttocks 4 года назад +2909

    Jerry doesn't wanna be Switzerland, a pirate, or a cowboy.

    • @JarvisBaileyVA
      @JarvisBaileyVA 4 года назад +215

      Not that there's anything wrong with that

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 4 года назад +24

      He has the poofy pirate shirt

    • @SnoopDoggystyle
      @SnoopDoggystyle 4 года назад +20

      he wants to be a princess

    • @jase4010
      @jase4010 4 года назад +60

      He’s a fancy boy!

    • @Mekasoundwave
      @Mekasoundwave 4 года назад +27

      But he does want to be a Bee

  • @dashman8499
    @dashman8499 4 года назад +1608

    I guess I’ve never really internalized that Newman breaks into Jerry’s house to win a freaking board game

    • @Coeurebene1
      @Coeurebene1 3 года назад +265

      It's not just a freakin board game. It's Risk, the game of world domination.

    • @AE-zq4ut
      @AE-zq4ut 3 года назад +63

      He’s pure evil

    • @anon8068
      @anon8068 3 года назад +90

      @@Coeurebene1 being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives

    • @conflictbrooks
      @conflictbrooks 3 года назад +20

      @@AE-zq4ut
      Newman is Chaotic Evil

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 3 года назад +3

      Because OF COURSE he does >:)

  • @BAGAKOOS
    @BAGAKOOS 3 года назад +455

    The way Newman runs after Kramer on the street is so funny, his form is so majestic.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 3 года назад +16

      He's seriously coving some ground with each stride.

    • @mookly1056
      @mookly1056 3 года назад +40

      in a dvd commentary Wayne knight (Newman) says that he made a point of being a big dude that was still nimble and fast on his feet. all for comedy. man is genius

    • @PayneToTheMax
      @PayneToTheMax 3 года назад +18

      Oh yeah, as much as everyone focuses on Michael Richards' physical comedy genius, Wayne Knight was probably almost just as legendary for this!

    • @xyrzmxyzptlk1186
      @xyrzmxyzptlk1186 3 года назад +8

      @@PayneToTheMax- The time he had fleas and was trying not to scratch himself in front of Jerry was pretty good. 🪳

    • @garyesposito4025
      @garyesposito4025 Год назад +2

      @@mookly1056 This scene is also what Wayne attritubes as the catalyst for his weight loss. He realized how poor his health was from how hard running was

  • @MAMP
    @MAMP 6 лет назад +838

    That leg kick to clear the table is absolutely hysterical.

  • @hackerpuck15
    @hackerpuck15 6 лет назад +3218

    "You're not a little anything Newman"

  • @vladvampirelord8910
    @vladvampirelord8910 4 года назад +185

    Only those who have felt the agony and ecstasy of RISK can appreciate this.

    • @markvoelker6620
      @markvoelker6620 2 года назад +10

      Ukraine really is in a strategically crappy place in Risk.

    • @sabahbubbler
      @sabahbubbler 2 года назад +9

      @@markvoelker6620 How dare you! Ukraine is strong

    • @markvoelker6620
      @markvoelker6620 2 года назад +11

      @@sabahbubbler Hey well we’re playing a game here pal.

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 2 года назад +9

      @@markvoelker6620 Ukraine is game to you?! How 'bout I take your little board and SMASH IT!?!?!?

  • @JackBauered770
    @JackBauered770 2 года назад +85

    It always amazes me how well Wayne Knight moves in that scene. That dude is hauling ass.

    • @MrFreestyle420
      @MrFreestyle420 Год назад +12

      Newman is fantastic at tennis, and he can climb trees like a ring-tailed lemur. He learned in the pacific northwest

    • @nativevirginian8344
      @nativevirginian8344 Год назад +1

      I bust out laughing every time I see it. 😅

  • @kackewurst92
    @kackewurst92 6 лет назад +1965

    this leg move at 0:12 is pure genius

  • @garrettwidner6915
    @garrettwidner6915 5 лет назад +407

    0:10 that's the attention to detail that made Seinfeld so great. Something as simple as kicking a newspaper off a table but in that super-quirky way that Kramer does it is just so funny.

  • @Ptera_xd
    @Ptera_xd 3 года назад +78

    I'm proud of myself for just realizing after all these years he could've just taken Newman with him and left the board.

  • @JK-oy8kq
    @JK-oy8kq 2 года назад +64

    Playing Risk on the subway is the most Seinfeld shit ever lol

  • @rawdog42
    @rawdog42 4 года назад +255

    I'll never forget one night 20 some odd years ago.
    There were 4 of us. Deeply submerged in a game of Risk.
    A buddy dropped by, very drunk, and after watching us for a few minutes, grabbed the board and threw it into the air.
    We have never forgiven him.

  • @andreremmers
    @andreremmers 8 лет назад +1671

    Seinfeld is, by a mile, the greatest show ever produced.

    • @defensegeneral9893
      @defensegeneral9893 7 лет назад +18

      Along Fraser, News Radio, Drew Carey's show and 3rd Rock from the sun, almost all the 90s sitcoms are off the chain, I don't what happen to the 2000s and 2010s.

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 7 лет назад +10

      Andre Remmers the best show ever big daddy

    • @linokleinmeuleman3348
      @linokleinmeuleman3348 7 лет назад +6

      Andre Remmers but donot forget al bundy .

    • @hereticNick
      @hereticNick 7 лет назад +58

      and "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" is the most underrated show of all time

    • @hugolafhugolaf
      @hugolafhugolaf 6 лет назад +1

      Nope

  • @bobibest89
    @bobibest89 4 года назад +254

    Kramer knocking at the door with his head is just epic. These little things make this show one of a kind.

    • @wickedsunny2011
      @wickedsunny2011 4 года назад

      I thought it was with his boots

    • @jarrettthomas4865
      @jarrettthomas4865 3 года назад +4

      The 3rd karna he wouldn’t need to be turned around to kick with his boots. It was his head lol

    • @Realtrollking2988
      @Realtrollking2988 3 года назад +2

      @@jarrettthomas4865 what's the scuff marks on the door then

    • @toddinthemiddle
      @toddinthemiddle 2 года назад

      @@Realtrollking2988 never argue with fools 😗👍

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Год назад +39

    Kramer and Newman’s run down the street with the board, yelling after the tow truck, is one of the all-time greatest Seinfeld moments.

  • @vincentaurelius2390
    @vincentaurelius2390 4 года назад +870

    Sales of this game probably spiked to an all time high after this aired.

    • @davidalvarado8306
      @davidalvarado8306 4 года назад +5

      Does it actually exist? Lol

    • @Smartcom5
      @Smartcom5 4 года назад +170

      @@davidalvarado8306 Are you kidding?! It's simple _the_ board game of all!
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risk_(game)

    • @imadrifter
      @imadrifter 4 года назад +68

      Some might even say it's *Simply* the board game of all. But I suppose they'd be taking a risk by doing so.

    • @drfredostein4410
      @drfredostein4410 4 года назад +25

      Vincent Aurelius I got Risk because of this episode😂

    • @andyayala9119
      @andyayala9119 4 года назад +30

      no it didn't. people weren't social media selfie moron addicts like today

  • @chingasofarkaso
    @chingasofarkaso 7 лет назад +1364

    Newman running makes my life better.

    • @REY-RUM
      @REY-RUM 6 лет назад +3

      Mitch Farkas : Right

    • @azimbandarkar3107
      @azimbandarkar3107 6 лет назад +3

      Mitch Farkas mine too😂😂😂

    • @matthewprestia7647
      @matthewprestia7647 6 лет назад +49

      Surprisingly spry

    • @paulyrock4352
      @paulyrock4352 6 лет назад +6

      Makes me laugh every time

    • @luewane22
      @luewane22 5 лет назад +38

      Newman was picking em up and putting em down like I never would’ve guessed...definitely can move for a portrayed sloth.

  • @sheilar5660
    @sheilar5660 3 года назад +116

    The writing is incredible

    • @corey-bird3489
      @corey-bird3489 3 года назад

      I upload my own “different” fiction like There You All Are or Send Me An Angel and it’s still not Seinfeld.

    • @PayneToTheMax
      @PayneToTheMax 3 года назад +6

      It's absolutely timeless. Not just among the best writing for a sitcom or comedy show but, like, for any program. Truly genius.

  • @tommyhatcher3399
    @tommyhatcher3399 3 года назад +55

    Kramer, man. Guy has seriously got to be the best physical comedian of all time. Even better than Chaplin and Mr Bean. He's so animated and you see his mannerisms in every frame the guy is in. Total dedication. He's not twitchy at all in real so so that's pure acting.

    • @henrybierman8431
      @henrybierman8431 Год назад +1

      I think Gilligan might be better, but Kramer is in a better show

    • @314rft
      @314rft Год назад +3

      Don't doubt Newman either. His 2 man duo with Kramer only adds to Kramer's perfection.

    • @humphreygruntwhistle3946
      @humphreygruntwhistle3946 9 месяцев назад

      Better than Chaplin? Hardly. Buster Keaton was better than all of them.

    • @robnation2475
      @robnation2475 7 месяцев назад

      Check out Michael Richards in some old "Fridays" skits (ABC series)😀

  • @kylewells7185
    @kylewells7185 7 лет назад +460

    I say it again and again ... They don't make sitcoms this good anymore. Period

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 6 лет назад +19

      Kyle Wells Yea, nowadays they make shows about nothing with no jokes.

    • @damiansuarez9671
      @damiansuarez9671 6 лет назад +1

      Kyle Wells true that

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 6 лет назад +23

      Just Always Sunny.

    • @911WASanINSIDEjob420
      @911WASanINSIDEjob420 5 лет назад +20

      always sunny isn't realistic tho, its so far out there that its clearly fictional. this show was believable and relatable

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 5 лет назад +20

      911WASanINSIDEjob420 Just because it’s not 100% realistic doesn’t make it a bad sitcom. I’m not saying Always Sunny is better than Seinfeld either, but it is an amazing show.

  • @Octoberville
    @Octoberville 8 лет назад +1568

    Oh, I'm looking right at you, Big Daddy!

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 4 года назад +8

      Amazing

    • @vinmaison2862
      @vinmaison2862 4 года назад +1

      Loool

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 3 года назад

      Joe Rogan has ruined those two words for me

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 3 года назад +2

      @@biglicker4473
      **JOE ROGAN WORKS FOR THE CIA!!!!!**

    • @the6ig6adwolf
      @the6ig6adwolf 3 года назад

      @@biglicker4473 what two words, at you?

  • @simonfeakes
    @simonfeakes 2 года назад +99

    I love that the board doesn't just fall off them, it literally explodes in half from the sheet might of the Ukrainian fist

    • @314rft
      @314rft Год назад +10

      Lesson learned 25 years before we saw it in action: Do NOT mess with Ukrainians, for they are SERIOUS about their country.

    • @LoneLee2022
      @LoneLee2022 Год назад +2

      @@314rft "Ukraine is not weak" "Ukraine is game to you?"

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Год назад

      Not even half, but thirds! The one farthest from him detached completely!

    • @johnjones_1501
      @johnjones_1501 9 месяцев назад

      That board detached like the turret of a Russian T-72 tank from the rest of its body.

  • @alexypolivany7148
    @alexypolivany7148 2 года назад +89

    As Ukrainian I'm agreed with this Ukrainian- man. )
    And by the way this character has a very good authentic look, which is rare even in the good Hollywood movies.

    • @Deira854
      @Deira854 2 года назад +7

      Larry David Seinfeild have great knowledge of the region

    • @RobertBalto
      @RobertBalto 2 года назад +14

      If you're in the Ukraine right now, I hope you're doing ok

    • @TheLowest
      @TheLowest Год назад

      Ukraine is weak, it's feeble. It's a sitting duck

  • @2135nader
    @2135nader 8 лет назад +146

    This show never gets old.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 года назад +6

      The opposite of Larry David, who has never been young.

    • @ericcartman9042
      @ericcartman9042 2 года назад +1

      Neither does your mom

  • @Tuneman1984
    @Tuneman1984 7 лет назад +889

    I remember as a kid laughing so hard at how the Ukrainian man's chop manages to split the board into 3 pieces and the huge explosion of pieces.

    • @chrisschrader6564
      @chrisschrader6564 6 лет назад +15

      so hilarious.In slow motion its even better

    • @futurequagmire6199
      @futurequagmire6199 5 лет назад +48

      Ukraine not weak 😂😂 🇺🇦

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 5 лет назад +7

      I think it was only split in one of the folding areas and the other folding part just folded

    • @SubmitToTheBiomass
      @SubmitToTheBiomass 5 лет назад +25

      HOWBOUTITAKEYOURLITTLEBOARDAND *SMAAAAASH*

    • @padrehoy
      @padrehoy 5 лет назад +38

      It's amazing the balance Kramer had running down the street with the board and none of the pieces moved out of place then.

  • @simplyred23
    @simplyred23 2 года назад +17

    This scene was a whole new meaning these days..

  • @bozkurtbozok4597
    @bozkurtbozok4597 4 года назад +19

    This show is timeless and will never ever get old.

  • @tabletopcp
    @tabletopcp 6 лет назад +2254

    I'm taking the Congo as a penalty!

    • @konradsartorius7913
      @konradsartorius7913 5 лет назад +79

      The funny thing is Belgium nearly lost the Congo in the early 20th century as a consequence of Leopold II's atrocities in the Congo "Free" State. The Belgians were able to keep it since they promised to play nice and dial back the atrocities.

    • @konradsartorius7913
      @konradsartorius7913 5 лет назад +18

      @Lucas Rackley I don't know. Furthermore, how is that relevant. I'm pointing out the obscure historical joke in the video.

    • @Slurken
      @Slurken 5 лет назад

      @Lucas Rackley Heard that was Sweden

    • @lerp5555
      @lerp5555 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah man. He totally said that in the video. Quality comment

    • @sparkyjohan
      @sparkyjohan 4 года назад +1

      @@Slurken Heard it from who?

  • @TheGameGrinder
    @TheGameGrinder 8 лет назад +343

    I once played a thirteen hour long game of Risk over a few days. Classic clip.

  • @TaddiestMason
    @TaddiestMason 3 года назад +6

    A simple problem that would have been solved with a simple photograph of the board before they left. Gotta love dated comedy. Really takes you back to notice the little things like how nobody had cameras, let alone a way to quickly develop the film without using the whole roll. Remember rolls of film? This 90s kid remembers.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 3 года назад +1

      @J Hemphill and we know Kramer has a Polaroid because he used it to take a picture of the sniffing accountant in the bathroom stall.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Месяц назад

      Well, it’s not a solution you would’ve thought about while your car was getting towed.

  • @Eric-ck5qr
    @Eric-ck5qr 2 года назад +108

    2022 and this show is living proof that Larry David runs the world.

    • @steveaustin5399
      @steveaustin5399 2 года назад +2

      Richest comedian in the world!

    • @wigglyziggly
      @wigglyziggly 2 года назад +6

      "You sit there and watch while Larry takes over the world. But he'd be a horrible leader! And you know who's gonna suffer? The little people!"

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross Год назад

      In My Best Larry David Impersonation:
      I would like your comment... buuuuuut, eh? Eh? It sounds a little to close to being antisemitic don't ya think? You don't think that sounds just a little bit antisemitic?
      Still, as a joke, it's prett-y, prett-y, prett-y prett-y, prett-y good.

    • @314rft
      @314rft Год назад

      @@TheJeremyKentBGross Cue "curb your enthusiasm" music.

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross Год назад

      @@314rft I think you mean: Cue the curb your enthusiasm music... over AJ looking super uncomfortable as Ye in a Balenciaga Mask insists Jesus wants us to love EVERYONE, including Australian Charlie Chaplin. 😉 Never was there a better time for it.

  • @kylewells7185
    @kylewells7185 7 лет назад +92

    It's a game of world domination being played by 2 guys who can barely run their own lives! - one of the best lines in the entire series. Love it !!!

  • @JW-do2wc
    @JW-do2wc 8 лет назад +450

    "You're not a little anything Newman." funny

    • @Linearcusp
      @Linearcusp 8 лет назад +12

      best part

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 7 лет назад +8

      this was on last night on fox 29

    • @N12Gautam
      @N12Gautam 5 лет назад +2

      Josh Waldorf lol

    • @Tripp393
      @Tripp393 4 года назад +2

      Smart comedy. You don’t have that anymore

  • @ronaldwoodard3795
    @ronaldwoodard3795 3 года назад +68

    The way Newman squeezes his fat ass through that door....
    "You're not a little anything, Newman. Now pack it up and get it out of here."
    THAT'S GOLD, JERRY, GOLD!

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Месяц назад

      I didn’t even think that was a fat joke. I took it to mean Newman is all-or-nothing.
      Either not insulted at all, or vindictively so. Not playing the game, or willing to win by any means necessary.

  • @vaadaenmacchi
    @vaadaenmacchi 4 года назад +22

    Newman plus Kramer = comic gold

  • @ironphoenix5145
    @ironphoenix5145 4 года назад +14

    I showed that scene on the subway to my co worker who is Ukrainian and I never saw him laugh so hard.

  • @rr3775
    @rr3775 7 лет назад +409

    Newman is so damn quick on his feet.

    • @luewane22
      @luewane22 5 лет назад +7

      R R My thoughts exactly...was truly surprised!

    • @silverdragon710
      @silverdragon710 5 лет назад +29

      he’s a great climber too

    • @sergiochavez722
      @sergiochavez722 4 года назад +15

      @@silverdragon710 He learned how to climb in the pacific northwest

    • @McDADDyK
      @McDADDyK 4 года назад +2

      Did you know he placed in the 1991 olympics

    • @yangerjamir0906
      @yangerjamir0906 4 года назад +5

      @Master Chef, was that the one held in Antarctica?

  • @jacknewark5040
    @jacknewark5040 4 года назад +32

    “Kramer, why do ya have to... Hello, *Newman.*

  • @TheDarkFalcon
    @TheDarkFalcon 2 года назад +97

    I just realised that they actually accurately had the Ukrainian character only say "Ukraine" instead of how all the other American characters say "The Ukraine" nice touch.

  • @doct0rnic
    @doct0rnic 4 года назад +89

    This show was pretty creative for ideas on Kramer having a reason to go in Jerry's apartment each time

  • @MunworthCrowell
    @MunworthCrowell 5 лет назад +38

    "fish eye, sees all" is an incredible line

  • @osdownfall1536
    @osdownfall1536 4 года назад +180

    Nobody gonna mention him knocking on the door backwards with his head instead of just using his foot

  • @synth-wave_steve
    @synth-wave_steve 2 года назад +15

    I like how Jerry at the first didn't care, but because it was Newman he decided he needed to do everything in his power to stop him from cheating.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Месяц назад

      It’s like he says, Newman isn’t “a little” anything.
      Not insulted, or vindictively so. Playing to win, or not playing at all.

  • @numberjuan5837
    @numberjuan5837 6 лет назад +28

    That "Hello Newman" might have been the best one in the series, it had me in tears the first time I saw it!

  • @AmericasComic
    @AmericasComic 4 года назад +85

    Seinfeld in the 2000s; Kramer takes a photo of the game with his iPhone, Newman hacks into his account.

  • @CrayZJo3Davola
    @CrayZJo3Davola 2 года назад +11

    Seinfeld best show of all time. I don't know how they can get such great recurring characters like Tim Whatley, Puddy, Jackie chiles, Bania, mr. Kruger, mr. Wilhelm. What i want to see more of was babu bhat, joe davola, tony, soup nazi, chinese restaurant guy, etc

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC 2 года назад

      There’s a good podcast, Seincast. You can review every episode in detail

    • @jeffclement2468
      @jeffclement2468 2 года назад

      Elaine's boss...name escapes me

    • @ethanblair981
      @ethanblair981 Год назад +1

      @@jeffclement2468 Mr Pitt?

  • @andrewmarsigliano4093
    @andrewmarsigliano4093 2 года назад +11

    last 40 seconds is the most accurate representation of 2022 Russia

  • @zandran1453
    @zandran1453 7 лет назад +1269

    "You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck, a road 🍎 Newman. The Ukraine is weak, it's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine."

    • @tripsaplenty1227
      @tripsaplenty1227 6 лет назад +165

      Vladimir Putin had the same idea.

    • @hugolafhugolaf
      @hugolafhugolaf 6 лет назад +14

      That's the point.

    • @woodman2855
      @woodman2855 6 лет назад +16

      Zandra N Seinfeld has a streak of making fun of Eastern Europeans.

    • @Ali-ro2vv117
      @Ali-ro2vv117 6 лет назад +88

      UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?!

    • @kumarmanish9046
      @kumarmanish9046 6 лет назад +13

      Why are you simply repeating the dialog?

  • @josipaksamovic229
    @josipaksamovic229 5 лет назад +6

    The hidden context in all symbolic meanings of each character in this video is just priceless.

  • @amerthystriley3601
    @amerthystriley3601 3 года назад +7

    Nothing gets me feeling more nostalgic than Seinfeld and Risk, the game of global domination.

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 2 года назад +42

    4:29 this aged like fine wine

  • @jaypritchett6846
    @jaypritchett6846 4 года назад +78

    2:06 “I’m a little insulted.”
    “You’re not ‘a little’ anything Newman!” 😂 lol

    • @jfish032
      @jfish032 4 года назад +3

      👌🏼😙 pure gold

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Месяц назад

      He really isn’t. With Newman, it’s generally all or nothing.
      Not insulted, or vindictive because of the insult. Not playing, or doing anything he can to win.

  • @skymanross
    @skymanross 6 лет назад +327

    "I come from Ukraine, you not say Ukraine is weak!"
    "Yeah well we're playing a game her pal"

  • @wolfpackfan10
    @wolfpackfan10 2 года назад +20

    This hits hard today.

  • @buttlord2223
    @buttlord2223 Год назад +6

    "Thanks for havin me over, guys" is great.

  • @umerk44
    @umerk44 7 лет назад +471

    "It's a game of world domination played by two guys who barely run their own lives"

    • @IrkenExile
      @IrkenExile 6 лет назад +2

      Umer Khan Sounds like me

    • @steelyspielbergo
      @steelyspielbergo 5 лет назад +4

      -Donald Trump

    • @klavier285
      @klavier285 5 лет назад +14

      @@steelyspielbergo Billionaire that became president of the US and has had probably one of the most full and interesting lives imaginable. Yeah, doesn't exactly fit..

    • @tijldeclerck7772
      @tijldeclerck7772 5 лет назад +5

      @@klavier285 Rich kid who inherited 400 million & real-estate empire from his daddy and calls himself self-made billionaire, sounds about right.

    • @wetalkinb0utpractice
      @wetalkinb0utpractice 4 года назад

      @@klavier285 L.

  • @PhantomSmeagle
    @PhantomSmeagle 7 лет назад +170

    Newman is pretty quick for a big guy lol

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 4 года назад +17

      for you

    • @hi-fistereo8987
      @hi-fistereo8987 4 года назад +8

      @@hannibalburgers477 was baneposting part of your plan?

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 3 года назад +2

      @@hi-fistereo8987 ahf coursh !

    • @Moneyg73
      @Moneyg73 3 года назад +3

      Agility - 85
      Speed - 55

    • @joseph_b319
      @joseph_b319 2 года назад +2

      You should see him climb trees and play tennis.

  • @clayz1
    @clayz1 4 года назад +14

    . 3:50 Watching Newman run gets me every time I see it LOL. That guy can really book!

  • @dbjkatz
    @dbjkatz 3 года назад +10

    The Seinfeld universe...where high school never ended. Good times...

  • @drlepper72
    @drlepper72 5 лет назад +3

    So many subtle hilarities throughout this series. Like Newman squeezing through the door and Jerry’s trying to keep him out. Or the cartoon skid Newman does in the hallway trying to hightail it outta there. Or Kramer’s leg kick of the newspaper clearing the table. This show is the GOAT. Hands down.

  • @ilyano1511
    @ilyano1511 5 лет назад +13

    I have like watched every single Seinfeld clip on RUclips, this might be my favourite one

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 4 года назад +14

    One of the best subplots they ever came up with.

  • @icypick1001
    @icypick1001 3 года назад +25

    3:10 Wayne Knight could easily play the Penguin he’s got the body the voice the looks the demeanor to play him perfectly

    • @CLB422
      @CLB422 Год назад

      That's a great idea.

    • @Jokie155
      @Jokie155 11 месяцев назад

      I wish he wasn't killed off so soon in the Harley Quinn cartoon. Wayne Knight actually did voice him there, and he was wonderful in the role. Also had Jason Alexander as Sy Borgman for the first two seasons.

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 2 года назад +10

    This subplot and Newman's speeding ticket with Kramer as a witness -- the two greatest Kramer/Newman stories they ever came up with.

  • @jodykirk622
    @jodykirk622 4 года назад +6

    Jerry and Larry were in control of EVERY detail of the show and it is evident in each episode. Genius. And Jerry was smart enough to realize that he needed to play the straight man in his own show. Casting was impeccable. Thats why they are practically billionaires on syndication alone. Jerry turned down over $100 million for one more season lol. Would be a nice position to be in. So you couple of people go ahead and downplay jerry all you want. As always, the last laugh is his.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 3 года назад +1

      I also heard testimony that Jerry would sacrifice his own lines and screen time if they though they could get a bigger laugh from one of the other characters.

  • @ZeeHilal
    @ZeeHilal 2 года назад +11

    What a well written and acted show

  • @milokat179
    @milokat179 5 лет назад +4

    What a great show... nothing can come closer to this sitcom

  • @ThommyofThenn
    @ThommyofThenn 7 лет назад +479

    I DONT WANNA BE SWITZERLAND

    • @bbtfan4617
      @bbtfan4617 7 лет назад +6

      Tommy Yaya Then be Sweden

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 6 лет назад +9

      Better then the Congo.

    • @Ragitsu
      @Ragitsu 6 лет назад +4

      Spotting the racists :-).

    • @rafael607
      @rafael607 6 лет назад +12

      i love that he says it just like "but i don't wanna be a pirate!"

    • @DIZAZZO
      @DIZAZZO 4 года назад +2

      I DON'T WANNA BE A PIRATE either...

  • @currier207
    @currier207 3 года назад +14

    Michael Richards may have his personal problems, but his effectiveness in physical comedy is one of the best performances out there

  • @jesusguerra1093
    @jesusguerra1093 3 года назад +2

    this show and married with children, the greatest sitcom ever produced, after those the rest are not even close.

  • @FirmlyGrasp
    @FirmlyGrasp 7 лет назад +92

    Kramer's scream is gold.

    • @nnje3371
      @nnje3371 6 лет назад +1

      das it mane makes you wish he wasn't horribly racist

  • @therpcuban8608
    @therpcuban8608 8 лет назад +2043

    "I come from Ukraine you not say Ukraine weak."
    "we're playing a game here pal."
    "UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU!!I TAKE LITTLE BOARD AND SMASH!!"

    • @chihirofujisaki6807
      @chihirofujisaki6807 7 лет назад +10

      Hi vault boy

    • @Masse-mb4rn
      @Masse-mb4rn 7 лет назад +1

      +Vault Boy stephen fisher sucks! VAULT BOY RULES!

    • @VoltageTHD
      @VoltageTHD 7 лет назад +22

      Meanwhile in Russia

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 6 лет назад +5

      Lion Phoenix Best part is how Kramer clears Jerry’s table.

    • @unseenufo
      @unseenufo 5 лет назад +9

      Lol, I watched it on a 12 inch mono speaker TV, when I was a kid. I always thought he said something in Russian.

  • @williamwilson6499
    @williamwilson6499 Год назад +4

    All these years and it is still hilarious…and timely.

  • @dragonsamurai559
    @dragonsamurai559 2 года назад +8

    "I'm a... Little insulted." "You're not a little anything"
    Funniest thing in the video next to Newman rolling through Jerry's door as he tries to close iy

  • @jgfunk
    @jgfunk 4 года назад +6

    My college roommates and I purchased Risk right after this episode. Epic battles were had. Risk trends to bring out some interesting behaviors from people, many of which are embarrassing. Add alcohol to the mix and let me tell you... Actual wars break out.

  • @JohnSmith-bv3bn
    @JohnSmith-bv3bn 7 лет назад +25

    My friends and I play a risk game every month (well, our own custom version) and every game there is at least one point where one guy is standing up yelling "Ukraine not weak, Ukraine strong!"

  • @Oecobius33
    @Oecobius33 11 месяцев назад +1

    The exchange between Kramer and Newman is a great example of their smart acting. We think of them as over-the-top, but they're careful to never upstage each other.
    They're so deadpan and subdued when the other is talking, so the audience always has their attention in the right place, & the scene plays way funnier than if they were both constantly cranked up to 10. Great example of how comedy isn't just about hitting the punchline, it's also about knowing when to rein things in.

  • @ajbuckner1765
    @ajbuckner1765 3 года назад +11

    i feel like i’m the only one from gen z who grew up on seinfeld. this is, by far, one of my favorite bits from the whole show. it gets me every time!

  • @Pieregov2.0
    @Pieregov2.0 5 лет назад +89

    "Im taking the Congo as a penalty" lol

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 3 года назад +5

      Zaïre is feeble?

  • @HereForTheComments
    @HereForTheComments 2 года назад +4

    Comedy plus time equals tragedy. It goes the other way around too.

  • @chrishargreaves8016
    @chrishargreaves8016 3 года назад +26

    Kind of weird how Jerry and Kramer were more bothered about Newman cheating at the game than the fact that he was effectively Breaking And Entering into Jerry's apartment.

    • @Diwalia
      @Diwalia 2 года назад +2

      Gotta keep their priorities straight

    • @InvertedWIng
      @InvertedWIng 2 года назад +2

      It makes perfect sense. They can't allow Newman to take over the world. Little people like Jerry would suffer under his rule.

    • @khoroshoorange
      @khoroshoorange 2 года назад

      @@InvertedWIng and george

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Месяц назад

      About as weird as it is for cheating at a board game to be the main reason someone _would_ break and enter.
      But they both knew the kind of person Newman was.

  • @denyingdestruction
    @denyingdestruction 4 года назад +8

    3:29 The Homer Simpson scream 😂🤣

  • @markwellman4530
    @markwellman4530 5 лет назад +7

    I remember friends getting worked up about board games that Avalon Hill produced. Great games that really took several hours to play.

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 2 года назад +8

    Part of me wants to see a world ran by Kramer, it would definitely fall to pieces pretty quickly but it would be one hell of a ride.

  • @thundaga4005
    @thundaga4005 4 года назад +2

    Michael Richard's physical gags always crack me up. That kicking off the newspaper lol

  • @holzman00
    @holzman00 Год назад +2

    The beginning is amazing. Seeing Kramer banging his head to knock on the door and not even acknowledging it afterwards is hilarious.

  • @christopherkotsopoulos701
    @christopherkotsopoulos701 6 лет назад +5

    What impressed me since the first time I saw this was how Kramer moves/runs around with the game board and the pieces don't move. I finally came to the realization a little awhile ago that they were probably glued to the board.

  • @siregirl9599
    @siregirl9599 4 года назад +10

    anyone who cant win a game of risk (a game meant for 4-6 players) against a single person for 6 hours has my respect

  • @hoodatdondar2664
    @hoodatdondar2664 Год назад +2

    When I saw this, how they ran down the street and played on the subway, I thought there was a new Risk board with magnetic pieces. I thought it was soo cool, and wanted one.
    Now I know it was just Hollywood. But I still want one.

  • @danielconnor8547
    @danielconnor8547 2 года назад +5

    The last scene has suddenly become very relevant

  • @abefroman8821
    @abefroman8821 7 лет назад +297

    I can't hear Ukraine without thinking of this episode

    • @necroplastful
      @necroplastful 6 лет назад +9

      fucking same here buddy!

    • @knightofarkronia9968
      @knightofarkronia9968 5 лет назад +9

      I can’t hear Risk without thinking of this episode!

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 5 лет назад +4

      Unfortunately, I am the same. Risk and Ukraine.

    • @jeffreybeshears8211
      @jeffreybeshears8211 5 лет назад +1

      Me too man lol

    • @Eidlones
      @Eidlones 5 лет назад +3

      I constantly quote "it's weak, it's feeble!" whenever I can

  • @ev1lcupcak3
    @ev1lcupcak3 2 года назад +16

    This aged well.

  • @aperson2943
    @aperson2943 3 года назад +19

    Funny how Jerry allows Newman back into his apartment after dude literally *BROKE IN* Newman is a goon. Straight hood.

  • @Gasoline85
    @Gasoline85 2 года назад +2

    A few nights ago, out of the blue, this episode popped up in a dream. And it made such an impression on me, in fact, that I went out and bought the Risk board game. 😅
    Can't wait to play it with the family!

  • @80MWH
    @80MWH 7 лет назад +17

    3:51
    Newman's 'high-step' sprinting.