Seinfeld Economics - Black Market

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  • @austinmaruna1760
    @austinmaruna1760 3 года назад +833

    I love the "I'll leave it out for everyone to see, but it's not for sale because it's dangerous" troupe

    • @alexb6234
      @alexb6234 3 года назад +102

      That's exactly how an item becomes a top seller. He knows what he's doing.

    • @jacobhargiss3839
      @jacobhargiss3839 3 года назад +55

      Tell someone they cant have something and thats going to be the one they want.

    • @Rellbronjames9
      @Rellbronjames9 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TJDious
      @TJDious 3 года назад +28

      Thats how my coke dealer used to get me.

    • @MONDIZY01
      @MONDIZY01 3 года назад +9

      He said it is for sale but it’s for the circus dude pay attention

  • @bozak2320
    @bozak2320 5 лет назад +2150

    Jerry couldn't handle that commando 450 because he's a fancy boy who wears fur and carries a purse.

  • @rosebelle3148
    @rosebelle3148 5 лет назад +1500

    Amazon doesn’t have everything- they don’t sell the commando 450.

    • @starcrafter13terran
      @starcrafter13terran 5 лет назад +7

      at least they have tuscan milk. i mean, just read the reviews...

    • @scottg4520
      @scottg4520 5 лет назад +75

      You wouldn't want that anyway. It is for the elephants.

    • @Entropy3ko
      @Entropy3ko 5 лет назад +2

      @@starcrafter13terran Tuscan... from New Jersey LOL

    • @apriswajaya
      @apriswajaya 5 лет назад +19

      Have to go to the dark web to find it

    • @lesb_socal
      @lesb_socal 5 лет назад +19

      Meet me out back at midnight. Bring cash. 20s.

  • @nigabastard1268
    @nigabastard1268 2 года назад +51

    Love how he “doesn’t sell that one” but still has it on full display..genius

  • @n1c98
    @n1c98 3 года назад +73

    Honestly, I don't think I've ever in my life encountered a TV show, where every year I watch it, it actually gets funnier. I think that Seinfeld actually might be that

    • @trequor
      @trequor Год назад +2

      Arrested Development is like that. That show is ridiculously well written. Some jokes have punclines episodes/seasons BEFORE the setup. It makes it super rewarding to rewatch and catch all the jokes that didnt make sense the first time

  • @lemartin93
    @lemartin93 3 года назад +159

    “Not from the footage I’ve seen” - Underrated dark line!

    • @brandonmitchell4046
      @brandonmitchell4046 3 года назад +1

      I don’t get it

    • @lemartin93
      @lemartin93 3 года назад +14

      @@brandonmitchell4046 he’s referring to how they killed them in WW2

    • @brandonmitchell4046
      @brandonmitchell4046 3 года назад +2

      @@lemartin93 Oh dang that’s a good joke

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 3 года назад +44

      @@brandonmitchell4046 More likely referring to the civil war that led to the breakup of Yugoslavia in the early 90s

    • @deanronson6331
      @deanronson6331 3 года назад +1

      @Zoomer Waffen Your handle photo and YT page reflect your subterranean IQ level and your heart of darkness. A wise man had your number when he said that if you argue with fools, the onlookers won't be able to tell the difference.

  • @robtomben
    @robtomben 6 лет назад +513

    I like the nod to Taxi Driver when he says, "They use that for elephants." Awesome

    • @michaelolin2219
      @michaelolin2219 5 лет назад +18

      You bastards stole all my comments before I could make them

    • @coprographia
      @coprographia 5 лет назад +39

      Robert Bender Can you imagine what a Commando 450 will do to a woman’s pussy? Now that you should see. That you should see!

    • @MORE1500
      @MORE1500 5 лет назад +14

      He should have offered them a new Cadillac with the pink slip for $2 grand.

    • @Martykun36
      @Martykun36 4 года назад +1

      ​@@coprographia you're getting into Abu Ghraib territory there

    • @mck7646
      @mck7646 4 года назад +14

      Easy Andy was a genius salesman.

  • @Kruppt808
    @Kruppt808 7 лет назад +1579

    Get your self a cup of coffee sister!

    • @Jesus-ml8cz
      @Jesus-ml8cz 6 лет назад +34

      Kruppt808 lmao. Love love that line

    • @supervegito8513
      @supervegito8513 5 лет назад +24

      Sista!

    • @mylifeisJDM
      @mylifeisJDM 5 лет назад +62

      lol! The way he shoves her off and hands her money in one motion, brilliant.

    • @suzycreamcheesez4371
      @suzycreamcheesez4371 5 лет назад +19

      as he hands her money lol

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 4 года назад +16

      It's ok; her boyfriend's black.

  • @kutatm
    @kutatm 4 года назад +215

    “A tepid pool of my own filth.” 🤣

    • @hassanabdulaziz4517
      @hassanabdulaziz4517 5 месяцев назад +1

      That's literally what my dad says when someone says "I wanna have a bath"

  • @tomlemole4164
    @tomlemole4164 3 года назад +63

    I've always loved when Newman says "Look, sister, go get yourself a cup of coffee.". I'm an easy mark for old-timey sayings.

    • @MusicalMemeology
      @MusicalMemeology Год назад +3

      Newman is such a great character. I’d love to see a spin off show of just him.

    • @Geraldo_Rivian
      @Geraldo_Rivian 5 месяцев назад +1

      Can't believe the one time Elaine had a genuine interest in what he had to say, Newman blew it

  • @Brandon33akahk
    @Brandon33akahk 6 лет назад +870

    Kramer is such a actor.

    • @Latexlaila
      @Latexlaila 6 лет назад +52

      A actor

    • @mikes9582
      @mikes9582 6 лет назад +23

      Comedic genius

    • @agupta9097
      @agupta9097 5 лет назад +16

      such a actor? good? bad? ugly?

    • @bbierman7
      @bbierman7 5 лет назад +8

      @@agupta9097 Clint Eastwood!

    • @suzycreamcheesez4371
      @suzycreamcheesez4371 5 лет назад +28

      an actor not a actor And his name is Michael Richards

  • @jimreily7538
    @jimreily7538 5 лет назад +657

    It's nice that Newman thinks of Jerry in this scene: "What about Jerry ?"
    Perhaps deep down he does care about Jerry and respects his old foe, and desires Jerry be comfortable (via having access to a proper showerhead too)

    • @Lue_Jonin
      @Lue_Jonin 4 года назад +43

      You're thinking too hard and deep about Newman... Jerry said it best.
      There's less...much less.
      I've looked into his eyes..
      He's pure evil.😱 LOL
      An enigma wrapped in a Twinkie.

    • @Generalfoley
      @Generalfoley 4 года назад +93

      Poor shower pressure is not something you'd wish on your worst enemy.

    • @sonicfreak04
      @sonicfreak04 4 года назад +15

      I think in Newman's mind he wouldn't wish not having a good showerhead on his worst enemy AKA Jerry

    • @mck7646
      @mck7646 4 года назад +29

      When it's time to take care of business they must join forces. Newman doesn't mess around when it comes to this stuff.

    • @BKPrice
      @BKPrice 4 года назад +13

      Or, of course, if they didn't hook Jerry up with a good shower head he might tell the superintendent on them, so thinking of Jerry is still just covering his own self interest.

  • @toastee3
    @toastee3 4 года назад +162

    It's a amazing Michael Richards didn't end up with life threatening injuries from some of these scenes

    • @Oceangirl_505
      @Oceangirl_505 Год назад +1

      Or on pills like Chevy Chase

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 Год назад

      Physically no, psychologically well….. that’s up for others to decide.

  • @Connief1990
    @Connief1990 6 лет назад +230

    "That was superheated water, Jerry. Nothing could live in that! ." 😅

    • @aceboogie8986
      @aceboogie8986 5 лет назад

      Yeah i died 😂😂😂👍👍👍

    • @joshmuz9018
      @joshmuz9018 5 лет назад +2

      ace boogie did you write this from the other side, deceased one

    • @carultch
      @carultch 4 года назад +1

      @ Superheated water is actually water vapor in gaseous form. "Superheat" means it is heated beyond being 100% gas.

    • @Meta-Drew
      @Meta-Drew 4 года назад +5

      @@carultch actually superheated water is water above its boiling point but still in liquid form. Were you thinking of superheated steam?

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis 3 года назад +596

    Kramer was in the shower fighting for his life 😂😂😂

    • @chesscomsupport8689
      @chesscomsupport8689 3 года назад +10

      What a pleasant surprise to see you here!

    • @pomaicarpenter4315
      @pomaicarpenter4315 3 года назад +5

      Tried to tell him It’s for elephants

    • @marcus11619
      @marcus11619 3 года назад +2

      I love Kramer’s shower shenanigans

    • @dude_1983
      @dude_1983 2 года назад +3

      When you see him slip out of the shower completely, I lose it! lol

    • @switch12345678
      @switch12345678 2 года назад +1

      @@dude_1983 the water jet looks really fake

  • @captainatheist3644
    @captainatheist3644 4 года назад +181

    Look sister, go get yourself a cup a coffee, alright. Newman is a boss.

    • @randomfullywonderful
      @randomfullywonderful 3 года назад +10

      lol, George would never treat Elaine like that, he'd be too scared. x)

    • @ivervj2923
      @ivervj2923 3 года назад +2

      Beat it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @elliottpaine9259
      @elliottpaine9259 3 года назад +6

      He even pushed her out mustard in hand , 😂

    • @rosebelle3148
      @rosebelle3148 2 года назад +1

      I love this few seconds of Newman and Elaine gold so much. His whole delivery kind of reminded me of the bookman episode. Beat it sista.

  • @allegrot438
    @allegrot438 6 лет назад +277

    I fucking love how rude Newman is to Elaine. It's so out of character.

    • @annereilley4892
      @annereilley4892 6 лет назад +56

      In emergencies, you cut the superficial things :)

    • @LN997-i8x
      @LN997-i8x 6 лет назад +74

      Well, like he said; he's not Newman.

    • @mentalitydesignvideo
      @mentalitydesignvideo 6 лет назад +2

      This is too important for dainties

    • @leontarmann3449
      @leontarmann3449 6 лет назад +10

      I love how Jerry didn't even care

    • @tysmith7646
      @tysmith7646 6 лет назад

      He ruined the show. He was a fat slob.

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 6 лет назад +588

    "Like Silkwood."
    "That was for radiation."
    "That's right."

    • @sjf1981
      @sjf1981 5 лет назад +42

      He delivered the “thats right line so perfectly

    • @williamm374
      @williamm374 3 года назад +20

      I once toured a medical facility with a small group. There were emergency radiation showers in the halls, outside labs with Radiation Hazard signs. I remarked, This is like Silkwood. A lady in the group got upset and said, I want to go home!

    • @horse69outside
      @horse69outside 3 года назад +28

      She clearly wasn't Penske material.

    • @davidlaviscount2611
      @davidlaviscount2611 2 года назад +3

      You can see Newman and Kramer break character for a split second right after “That’s right." Lol

  • @davetubervid
    @davetubervid 4 года назад +46

    I love the Seinfeld characters. I actually think they really exist.

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 Год назад +16

    it's actually kind of nice seeing jerry & newman team up for a change

  • @sirmount2636
    @sirmount2636 5 лет назад +86

    “I just took a bath, Jerry. A bAtH!”
    I love the way he delivers that line.

  • @shartlover420
    @shartlover420 7 лет назад +121

    when kramer turns on the commando 450 i lose my shit

    • @launabanauna496
      @launabanauna496 3 года назад +5

      As a former stuntwoman watching this scene, I can't help but wonder if the Kramer actor had a body double falling out of the tub, but since it was live (at the time) probably not.
      It's friggin' hilarious tho!

    • @cerebrospinal87
      @cerebrospinal87 3 года назад

      @@launabanauna496 That so cool. What kind of projects were you in?

  • @InspectorCallahan.44
    @InspectorCallahan.44 5 лет назад +29

    3:05 the super pressure sound effect when he turns it on gets me every time. 🤣

  • @bacardibum
    @bacardibum 5 лет назад +78

    i love newman kicking elaine out.

  • @lostmagicofdisney
    @lostmagicofdisney 4 года назад +23

    I love how Jerry's always laughing with his eyes. He's knows his lines are goooood (as Elaine would say).

  • @joshlight6892
    @joshlight6892 3 года назад +15

    I like how Jerry just puts his finger on top of Kramer and Newman's hands unenthusiastically like he knew anything cooked up by Newman probably was not going to end well.

  • @shaun2133
    @shaun2133 4 года назад +26

    2:57 Newman is surprisingly looking out for Jerry's interests by asking "what about Jerry?"

    • @7-up813
      @7-up813 4 года назад

      It could've been he didn't want to get in trouble for overspending (since it's industrial grade so the price difference must have been astronomical) so he was asking Kramer, who's closer to Jerry, to make the judgment call

    • @op2001
      @op2001 3 года назад +3

      Since it's illegal. It would be in Newman's best interest to get Jerry involved and have a temporary truce.

  • @kitgusto2390
    @kitgusto2390 3 года назад +15

    Holy shit Kramer’s scream when he’s being hit with the water is hilarious

  • @simonetanzi5103
    @simonetanzi5103 6 лет назад +163

    Newman steals it, as always

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 6 лет назад +3

      I don't like him. I rarely like Newman's scenes. Jerry and George steal the entire show

    • @nanka2002
      @nanka2002 5 лет назад +4

      @simone Tanzi, agree! :))

    • @craigroaring
      @craigroaring 5 лет назад +8

      Newman's excellent

    • @jimmylives
      @jimmylives 3 года назад +2

      @@blabla-rg7ky Imagine thinking Jerry steals the show

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 3 года назад

      @@jimmylives I just imagined

  • @Rayoscope
    @Rayoscope 4 года назад +39

    I like how the shower head seems to have a mind of its own. It tilts itself down as if trying to increase the pressure on Kramer.

  • @miamivlad
    @miamivlad 4 года назад +5

    Greatest sit com ever!!! Simple, relatable, funny!!!

  • @jamesrelich8210
    @jamesrelich8210 7 лет назад +439

    So why is the Commando 450 even on display if he doesn't sell it?

    • @Lunibruniful
      @Lunibruniful 7 лет назад +419

      James Relich classic sales trick. The fact you cant have it makes you want it more.

    • @Redlod79
      @Redlod79 6 лет назад +66

      It's for animals

    • @uperdown0
      @uperdown0 6 лет назад +45

      He doesn't sell for use with humans

    • @ahmadfahmy
      @ahmadfahmy 6 лет назад +169

      In case elephants come looking for one

    • @sws212
      @sws212 6 лет назад +47

      He tricked them into buying something they can't even use, they'll probably even come back to buy the right one and no refund for the old so 2 sales from the same suckers.

  • @divanosoba9658
    @divanosoba9658 4 года назад +8

    Seinfeld in a league of his own. I m in stitches...

  • @XKUnT
    @XKUnT 5 лет назад +101

    In the episode where George pees in the shower he’s asking around who else does it, and Kramer says “I take baths.” Guess he warmed up to the idea.

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 года назад +10

      He probably couldn't get the commando refunded

    • @0oidiedinatimemachineo024
      @0oidiedinatimemachineo024 3 года назад +3

      this is EXACTLY what I was just thinking lol I been watching tons of Seinfeld clips on here this past week and just the other day I swear I saw one where Kramers like "I take baths" lol

    • @seinfan9
      @seinfan9 3 года назад +3

      That episode aired before this one when Larry David was still part of the show. Larry probably would have insisted on maintaining the bath habit for Kramer.

    • @XeniasWorld
      @XeniasWorld 2 года назад +2

      There's also an episode where Kramer was taking bubble 🛀 in Jerry's tub

  • @kevaninthe4135
    @kevaninthe4135 4 года назад +21

    Whenever I buy something that is clearly overboard I call it the Commando 450.

  • @marcushendriksen8415
    @marcushendriksen8415 5 лет назад +79

    You know what though, something tells me that Newman can handle the Commando 450...

  • @brendarayford6304
    @brendarayford6304 3 года назад +9

    One of my favorite episodes with Kramer. Him fighting in that shower and eventually flipping out of the tub is hysterical!

  • @Vejur9000
    @Vejur9000 3 года назад +6

    The low-shower hair.... on all of them, Is hilarious. No way I could have done this scene without laughing.

  • @jonathanturbide2232
    @jonathanturbide2232 6 лет назад +35

    LMAO Elaine leaving with the mustard.

  • @squashhead1374
    @squashhead1374 4 года назад +3

    If our society goes on for another million years there will never be a show as great as Seinfeld.

  • @rovhalt6650
    @rovhalt6650 4 года назад +13

    I love how they mention the fact that Kramer used to bathe in the hot tub to fix inconsistencies in the story. So many other shows would just not care to explain those things.

  • @SealAngel
    @SealAngel 5 лет назад +55

    A agree with Kramer on the bath. I hate baths.

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 5 лет назад +6

      The Japanese have a brief shower before they bathe

    • @yanni2112
      @yanni2112 5 лет назад +4

      @@jimreily7538 I take a shower after

    • @trje246
      @trje246 5 лет назад +8

      I usually have three showers, the first shower is the one before I shower, second one _is_ the shower and the last shower is a post shower shower.

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 5 лет назад +3

      @@trje246 Why not just stay in the shower instead of taking these breaks in between ?

    • @trje246
      @trje246 5 лет назад +1

      How would I tell when one shower ends and the next one starts? :oP
      PS. I'm j/k'ing dude, who's got time for all that?!? lol

  • @jonathansam7383
    @jonathansam7383 4 года назад +5

    longue vie à Seinfeld dans les années 90, c'est très nostalgique, le meilleur et drôle de New York est le meilleur spectacle de rien, ça me rappelle mon enfance à bord. C'était un moyen d'apprendre l'anglais quand j'étais jeune il y a longtemps. C’est aussi la meilleure vie mythique aux États-Unis 🇺🇸 Canada 🇨🇦 ville à propos de rien. C'est l'un des meilleurs programmes des années 90 à propos de rien que j'aime considérer en ligne comme une réorientation, même si cela a malheureusement cessé d'être diffusé il y a longtemps. Je suis un fan de Seinfeld. ce drôle de rien ne montre parmi beaucoup de spectacles drôles de New York, c'est cool, classe et unique. Les années 90 à New York montrent que l'unité, la diversité de la famille et des amis, est l'une des choses uniques de moi aime l'Amérique et semble fascinante de vivre aujourd'hui. Ces émissions sont classiques du passé et une des raisons pour lesquelles l'Amérique est classe et agréable aujourd'hui. c'est vrai. Sans blague.

  • @jacobskalski9328
    @jacobskalski9328 4 года назад

    Man I never knew how funny Seinfeld was until I saw all these RUclips recommendations. Thank you RUclips!!!!!!

  • @shadebinder9969
    @shadebinder9969 4 года назад +84

    "oh I don't sell that"
    Then why in the world is it in middle of all the items you want to sell.

    • @tenbeat
      @tenbeat 4 года назад +30

      Because that's what they do. They provide something that seems so much better and then gut you for all your worth.

    • @jeffw8218
      @jeffw8218 4 года назад +18

      Oldest sales tactic in the book, and of course it worked like a charm on Kramer and Newman 🤣. Also, it’s a reference to a scene in Taxi Driver.

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 4 года назад +7

      He sells it to circuses and such, it's just there because he has to display to lots of people over the course of the day. The implication that this honest salesman is being deceitful is just rude.

    • @donnebes9421
      @donnebes9421 4 года назад +2

      Because the script says it has to be.

    • @tmrevenge
      @tmrevenge 3 года назад +1

      Probably going to a circus right after this gig XD

  • @eccentricgamer4111
    @eccentricgamer4111 3 года назад +2

    My high school economics teacher showed us this video to help teach us about black markets.

  • @mikes9582
    @mikes9582 6 лет назад +30

    Newman is so underrated in the show love them all

    • @aceboogie8986
      @aceboogie8986 5 лет назад +1

      All i have to say about newman is all hail the cleaner lmfao 😂😂😂

    • @natas5022
      @natas5022 5 лет назад +2

      no he is not?

    • @joshmuz9018
      @joshmuz9018 5 лет назад

      I would rate him as one of the greatest side characters in a comedy series ever, who else is funnier and adds to scenes as much as he does in other sitcoms

    • @mck7646
      @mck7646 4 года назад

      He steals every scene he's in.

  • @bloodsling
    @bloodsling 3 года назад +1

    Michael's physical commitment to the bit is awesome lol. Up there when the red light from the Kenny Roger's Chicken bent him over backwards.

  • @ben.patrick
    @ben.patrick 4 года назад +33

    The same guy who complained about taking a bath swam in the east river 😂

    • @owenrees7544
      @owenrees7544 3 года назад +9

      Kramer's hypocrisy and inconsistency is one of his charms

    • @gregoryfahy
      @gregoryfahy 3 года назад +6

      But then took a shower later.

  • @amirouchethelionofnumidia7092
    @amirouchethelionofnumidia7092 3 года назад +2

    I love it when Jerry put his finger on both hands!!!

  • @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
    @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 5 лет назад +6

    My grandparents used to have a shower head like that in the guest bathroom. I remember the first time my stepdad stayed the night with my sister and my mom at my grandparents house. I was like 13 and he had never had a shower like that in his entire life and he just went on about it for days how great the shower was because it was more power than he had ever experienced in his life. LOL. Unfortunately my grandparents passed away in 2010 and 2012 and we had to sell the house. :-(

    • @carultch
      @carultch 4 года назад +2

      What showers really need, is a separate knob to independently control the flow rate from the temperature.

  • @davidharrison7825
    @davidharrison7825 7 лет назад +283

    in a different episode he said he liked baths and here he hates them. it was the george pee in public shower episode

    • @donesy125
      @donesy125 7 лет назад +14

      David Harrison hah I was just thinking the same thing!

    • @Lunibruniful
      @Lunibruniful 7 лет назад +81

      Jerry was insistent on keeping the show on a "no hugging, no learning" basis. None of the episodes have any solid connection but there can be some callbacks.

    • @world-traveler880
      @world-traveler880 6 лет назад +44

      It's a show about nothing

    • @zeaferjones1404
      @zeaferjones1404 6 лет назад +29

      They brought up the hot tub thing though. You could argue that Kramer just lied to George.

    • @dannydaghavarian9185
      @dannydaghavarian9185 6 лет назад +8

      He would of taken a shower first. So his not swimming around in his own flith.

  • @alteliebe5445
    @alteliebe5445 6 лет назад +45

    i really needed that few seconds of laugh after being drunk and feeling sorry for my sorry little ass (lung cancer) it was worth a millin thanks

    • @mohamadmahmoud6926
      @mohamadmahmoud6926 6 лет назад +18

      alteliebe I hope you make it dude

    • @trifecta9810
      @trifecta9810 6 лет назад +3

      funny.... there's an episode where Jerry tries to make a guy in the hospital laugh...

    • @lizm5194
      @lizm5194 6 лет назад +3

      I am so sorry to hear that.

    • @alteliebe5445
      @alteliebe5445 6 лет назад +6

      thank you for the reply

    • @alteliebe5445
      @alteliebe5445 6 лет назад +3

      thanks man

  • @scottg4520
    @scottg4520 5 лет назад +12

    I think Newman was the only one to tell off Elaine like that.

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 4 года назад +12

    "Power, man. Power. "

  • @stgeorge28
    @stgeorge28 4 года назад +10

    Pretty sure Kramer said " I only take baths" in an episode I watched the other day.

    • @majinnemesis
      @majinnemesis 4 года назад

      either he was lying or using superheated water

  • @jessegarrison2125
    @jessegarrison2125 5 лет назад +36

    Newman what about Jerry Kramer he couldn't handle that he's delicate LOL classic

  • @rs52594
    @rs52594 Год назад +2

    0:52 Wayne Knight whenever somebody walks up to him and refers to him as Newman

  • @1PITIFULDUDE
    @1PITIFULDUDE 6 лет назад +14

    If the water was hitting Kramer, it would lose the visual effect of being a powerful stream. It’s all in the visuals.

  • @GAS.M3
    @GAS.M3 3 года назад +4

    "Look sistah got get yourself a cup of coffee alright, beat it!" 🤣😂🤣

  • @itsgoubie
    @itsgoubie 6 лет назад +79

    It's funny that Kramer is complaining about baths. In one episode he says he only takes baths. But oh well, it's Kramer

    • @KinnArchimedes
      @KinnArchimedes 6 лет назад +18

      Jorge Guberte likely an earlier season. Who's to say he didn't change his mind and now takes showers? With the exception of hottubs

    • @itsgoubie
      @itsgoubie 6 лет назад +7

      KinnArchimedes True. Maybe he changed his mind after almost freezing to death when the tub heater failed

    • @StephNuggs
      @StephNuggs 6 лет назад +7

      "That was super heated water, nothing could live in that"

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 лет назад +5

      Yet another person who didn't listen to the dialogue, its explained why or are you just so obsessed with picking flaws you didn't bother to listen to the explanation?

  • @Coloss1.23
    @Coloss1.23 3 года назад +2

    The Commando 450: “I won’t sell you that” he says. “It’s for the elephants at the circus “. Gold! Jerry!

    • @LocalCoot
      @LocalCoot 3 года назад

      Kramer also installed a Commando 8 air conditioner in Jerry's window.

  • @coreyb1295
    @coreyb1295 5 лет назад +13

    I remember in another episode they're talking about peeing in the shower and Kramer says "I take baths"

  • @VivecAlmsivi
    @VivecAlmsivi 4 года назад +2

    I hope your students appreciated you sharing Seinfeld clips in class!

  • @donaldwagner8000
    @donaldwagner8000 5 лет назад +6

    I love the Seinfeld episodes very very funny lmao Larry David is funny guy

  • @johnames6430
    @johnames6430 4 года назад +2

    the line about the "it's only used in the circus, it's for elephants" always gets me 😂😂😂why does he have it in the car if it's for elephants! 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 4 года назад

      Sells to a lot of circuses in NYC

  • @stephenbolger8724
    @stephenbolger8724 5 лет назад +37

    Not from the footage I've seen 😂

    • @nikolabasic2711
      @nikolabasic2711 3 года назад

      What footage is he talking about

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 3 года назад +1

      Probably involving a conflict that could be called a war.

  • @williamm374
    @williamm374 3 года назад +2

    The very week this aired, my landlord did the same thing. It was weird how my life actually mirrored this show.

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 Год назад

      I hope you were you able to find a Commando 450.

  • @kerycrisologo1013
    @kerycrisologo1013 7 лет назад +33

    Get a cup of coffee! that newman...

  • @icecream4405
    @icecream4405 4 года назад

    I watched ONE seinfeld video and now i've got 1000 seinfeld videos recommended
    I'm not complaining

  • @chrismg1980
    @chrismg1980 4 года назад +3

    When the water pressure is so high it doesn't even need to actually hit you to knock you back lmao

  • @hamnchee
    @hamnchee 3 года назад +1

    I love that Newman wins the little battle with Elaine so effectively. It was so unexpected.

  • @Dana-wq5tp
    @Dana-wq5tp 4 года назад +3

    "Not from the footage I've seen..." (LOL!) Best line in the whole video.

  • @matteofabrizio409
    @matteofabrizio409 3 года назад +1

    I love Kramer's sense of urgency.. "WELL I GOTTA FIND ANOTHER SHOWER!!"

  • @justincampbell716
    @justincampbell716 4 года назад +10

    Wayne knight always makes me bust a gut laughing haha

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад +2

    Those high pressure showers are scary indeed. You get that drowning feeling.
    Also you can feel the water rushing through the whole plumbing.

  • @brndnshv
    @brndnshv 5 лет назад +3

    Is Elaine eating mustard?

  • @restwellcloud-ix8ee
    @restwellcloud-ix8ee 4 месяца назад

    Kramer in the shower, the screaming and the flip at the end is hilarious! 🤣

  • @RIZEorDIE
    @RIZEorDIE 6 лет назад +8

    I feel weak and ineffectual

  • @Eralen00
    @Eralen00 3 года назад +1

    _"Its only used in the circus, its for elephants"_
    Nice reference to Taxi Driver

  • @weetbixkid1000
    @weetbixkid1000 4 года назад +3

    I remember after watching this episode thinking there’s nothing more important than a good shower.

  • @elscruffomcscruffy8371
    @elscruffomcscruffy8371 6 месяцев назад

    Michaels Richards is a professional faller. I love amy scene where he is flopping around or falling over super dramatically! 😂😂

  • @blueq4324
    @blueq4324 5 лет назад +3

    I thought all Kramer does is take baths??

  • @davidroche8627
    @davidroche8627 3 года назад

    The part of that episode where Peterman throws him out of Elainez office..is one of my favorite moments in Seinfeld..and then that clip at the end with kramer trying to shower

  • @blake2626
    @blake2626 4 года назад +3

    1:06 Yet Kramer swims in the dirty east river

  • @GManKeepsltReal
    @GManKeepsltReal 3 года назад +1

    That Commando 450 is no joke!

  • @anjailbakeer
    @anjailbakeer 5 лет назад +6

    Watching this while in a bath lol

  • @sirackcity
    @sirackcity 3 года назад +2

    Power man, power...

  • @blabla-rg7ky
    @blabla-rg7ky 6 лет назад +7

    I wonder how many times K-man had to take that shot to get this effect

    • @ryandavidson2502
      @ryandavidson2502 6 лет назад +5

      bla bla knowing Kramers acting, he could have probably did it first try

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 6 лет назад +1

      could be :)

  • @sirchess2526
    @sirchess2526 4 года назад +1

    It's so funny how Jerry is the "sane" one of the gang yet he's always in on their shenanigans. I love Seinfeld. 😰 nostalgia

  • @devonstein7464
    @devonstein7464 5 лет назад +3

    Category: Gaming?

  • @shady8099
    @shady8099 3 года назад

    Idk how anyone could say this isn't the best show ever made

  • @johnnyf8227
    @johnnyf8227 5 лет назад +3

    Never the less.

  • @cerealfamine1
    @cerealfamine1 2 года назад +1

    In my previous house, I bought the Canadian version of the commando 450. Loved it, but would empty my hot water tank in 5 minutes. 😎

  • @niklasmoquist6116
    @niklasmoquist6116 5 лет назад +3

    Wait, Kramer thinks baths are discusting and only showers? In the episod where George is caught peeing in the shower, Kramer is asked about if he does the same and replies that he takes baths, not showers. He needs to make up his mind.

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 Год назад

    Commando 450. “I don’t sell that.” Yet clearly, as if to show it off, has it on display.

  • @adamrust434
    @adamrust434 6 лет назад +3

    I can't get the shampoo out of my hair!

  • @nslouka90
    @nslouka90 3 года назад +1

    Jerry is a man of culture

  • @thehydronator3021
    @thehydronator3021 5 лет назад +4

    I love how the camera appears to jolt when jerry does his half hearted finger on the pile as if even the camera man realizes how stupid this is lol

  • @LN997-i8x
    @LN997-i8x 6 лет назад +2

    The "Chicken?" joke is subtle and brilliant.

    • @robertf6409
      @robertf6409 6 лет назад +1

      Explain..?

    • @costanostra211
      @costanostra211 6 лет назад +1

      “What’s the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!”

    • @LN997-i8x
      @LN997-i8x 3 года назад

      @@robertf6409 Kramer rants about the bathwater, remarking about how disgusting microorganisms and bacteria are to him. In response, Jerry offers him a plate of chicken that's been sitting out, which Kramer accepts and eats without question or hesitation.
      The joke here being that Kramer is hyper-aware of minor bacterial exposure in the bath, but ignorant of an actual bacterial threat (chicken is notorious for harbouring bacteria if prepared improperly or left out).