Pope Fights: The Pornocracy - Yes it's really called that

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @macaronsncheese9835
    @macaronsncheese9835 Месяц назад +2731

    For those of you who haven't picked up a bible in a minute, the irony to "St. Peter knowing what sex is" is that dude is literally mentioned in the gospels to have a mother in law and therefore at some point a wife. St. Peter is technically the only pope who was /supposed/ to know what sex was.

    • @daviddavis4885
      @daviddavis4885 Месяц назад +1

      It’s truly incredible the number of people who think Christians are anti-sex lol
      Maybe some Protestants are, but as anyone who knows a large Catholic family can attest, us Catholics are **extremely** pro-sex 🤣
      The only requirement is that you be married and only have sex with your wife, which really isn’t that big of an ask.

    • @AngryHomunculus
      @AngryHomunculus Месяц назад +299

      NGL as someone who was raised Muslim, this just sounds like celibacy was unneeded in the Catholic Church's clergy

    • @HenryGray-sy4pu
      @HenryGray-sy4pu Месяц назад +268

      @@AngryHomunculus Celibacy in Christendom is just a fancy word for "altar boys can't get mad when they catch you cheating on them!"

    • @emmarichardson965
      @emmarichardson965 Месяц назад +18

      I caught it. And found it hilarious. 😂

    • @tuehojbjerg969
      @tuehojbjerg969 Месяц назад +136

      @@HenryGray-sy4pu it was also not implemented until the 11 century

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 Месяц назад +1748

    I saw “porn” and “pope fight” and knew I had to watch this ASAP

    • @JonCrs10
      @JonCrs10 Месяц назад +76

      And surprisingly its NOT about the Borgias! ...yet

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 Месяц назад +21

      @@JonCrs10 NGL, that was my thought on seeing the title.

    • @leithaziz2716
      @leithaziz2716 Месяц назад +10

      The greatest Assassin's Creed 2 meme.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 Месяц назад

      Same

    • @igorlopes7589
      @igorlopes7589 Месяц назад

      ​@@JonCrs10 The tenth century was so wild for the Church that it legit took a 180 turn in the eleventh. The corruption of the tenth century happened because the Papacy was controlled by the italian nobles and german emperors, so to avoid this happening again the Popes in the following centuries tried to gain control over them instead.

  • @billywarren007
    @billywarren007 Месяц назад +5114

    Pope Fights: demonetisation edition

    • @Valery0p5
      @Valery0p5 Месяц назад +88

      *demonization

    • @darkmatterbuildrplays
      @darkmatterbuildrplays Месяц назад +34

      ​​​@@Valery0p5don't just assume it's a typo and try to correct them. Did you consider the possibility that they're from one of the European countries that uses an "s" instead of a "z" in some words?

    • @billcipher4368
      @billcipher4368 Месяц назад +5

      At least it isn't a COPPA sue or strike!

    • @Paperbag34
      @Paperbag34 Месяц назад +63

      @@darkmatterbuildrplays it's a joke, my friend. That's not a correction of demonetization, it's demon-ization. Because catholic church, and demons.

    • @andrewb1921
      @andrewb1921 Месяц назад +17

      The crazy thing is the Pornocracy video is the Pope Fights video least worthy of demonitization...

  • @joeevans5770
    @joeevans5770 Месяц назад +2367

    Greatest title in osp history

    • @appleseed2976
      @appleseed2976 Месяц назад +60

      Extra funny considering they're both ace

    • @halpqpq11
      @halpqpq11 Месяц назад +6

      Agree😂

    • @TheBrickMasterB
      @TheBrickMasterB Месяц назад +16

      ​@@appleseed2976Ace people always pull the funniest sex jokes

    • @ennothedishonorable5530
      @ennothedishonorable5530 Месяц назад +3

      @@appleseed2976 Really? I have heard Red mentioning it a few times but never Blue.

    • @redline841
      @redline841 Месяц назад

      Coomer discord rule

  • @Dominic-Noble
    @Dominic-Noble Месяц назад +1036

    Pornocracy, when history accidentally clickbates itself hundreds of years before the internet.

    • @IamEscBoy
      @IamEscBoy Месяц назад +4

      why are you here?

    • @amazingkool
      @amazingkool Месяц назад +28

      ​@@IamEscBoy Well they're publicly subscribed to this channel and have commented 19 times now so I'd say they're likely here to watch a video that popped up in their feed, possibly by a creator they like.
      I'm not sure if your question was a joke about the title of the video or if you're familiar with their work and this is like seeing a teacher out grocery shopping, but I think I've covered my bases decently.

    • @IamEscBoy
      @IamEscBoy Месяц назад +10

      @@amazingkool teacher out grocery shopping
      side note: how do you know how many times he commented? is there a tool for that or is it anecdotal?

    • @queem203
      @queem203 Месяц назад

      ​@@IamEscBoy If you are using the mobile app, you can tap on their profile pic and it will bring up some information about that account.

    • @alyssafitzgerald83
      @alyssafitzgerald83 Месяц назад +2

      Also he was on the Percy Jackson special episode of the OSPodcast so I’m guessing they’re probably irl friends.

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 Месяц назад +1983

    "Verily, by God, thine hips speaketh no falsehoods, for they moveth as the pages of holy scripture."

    • @zephlodwick1009
      @zephlodwick1009 Месяц назад +73

      Verily, by God, thine hips speak no falsities, for they move as the pages of holy scripture.

    • @Thebigtc
      @Thebigtc Месяц назад +77

      Verily, by God, thy hips utter no falsehoods, for they move as the pages of holy scripture. (Lil' grammar fix, plus the change from speak to utter.)

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 Месяц назад +8

      Hahaha Great work homie 😂

    • @justananonymouspotato
      @justananonymouspotato Месяц назад +37

      Technically this would be "thy hips" as 'thine' only comes before vowels
      Oh also -eth is only for singular verbs, so it's just "speak" and "move"

    • @sofifi43999
      @sofifi43999 Месяц назад +8

      what would the papacy equivalent of LORELORELOREI be tho

  • @LavenderLinguist
    @LavenderLinguist Месяц назад +550

    1:42 Deposed, Imprisoned, Strangled, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived

    • @תומרלייזגולד
      @תומרלייזגולד Месяц назад +35

      mad respect for the Six reference

    • @Gidonamor
      @Gidonamor Месяц назад +24

      Some might say I ruined their lives...

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple Месяц назад +13

      What is this, _Return of the Obra-Dinn?_

    • @LavenderLinguist
      @LavenderLinguist Месяц назад +27

      @@תומרלייזגולד Absolutely love Six, though it's actually just referencing a really well-known phrase here in the UK for what happened to each of Henry VIII's wives! Kind of thing you'd learn in school as a kid. I think the creators said a big motivation behind the musical was pointing out how bad it is that so many people only talk about these women with one word each for how badly their respective marriages ended.

  • @4partharmony208
    @4partharmony208 Месяц назад +857

    Corpse Court ABSOLUTELY needs to become an OSP series, like Pope Fights. There are plenty of instances of it in European history, and I'm sure there was a hefty dose of meme-able shenanigans involved

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 Месяц назад +46

      Agreed. Corpse Court needs to happen.

    • @CMelon-xe1qc
      @CMelon-xe1qc Месяц назад +17

      If there actually are then hell yeah, I wanna hear about them

    • @j.murphy4884
      @j.murphy4884 Месяц назад +31

      Yes, for some reason throughout the middle ages multiple rulers convinced themselves this was a good idea.

    • @4partharmony208
      @4partharmony208 Месяц назад +37

      As a prominent example, Henry VIII exhumed and put St. Thomas Beckett on trial (who had been dead for around 350 years) for the sins of the Catholic church and "crimes against royal authority", then ordered his bones burned and scattered as a result

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma Месяц назад +19

      Ace Attorney: Weekend At Bernie's

  • @natalieisham9679
    @natalieisham9679 Месяц назад +815

    I had to read this title twice, certain Blue had committed the fatal error of an online typo.
    To my delight, no. This is intentional and historically legit.
    I fucking love this channel. 😂❤

    • @UnaOwens-g1q
      @UnaOwens-g1q Месяц назад +25

      ::nods:: I was doing laundry while listening, misheard the era in question as “1896 to 1964”, and dropped everything to double-check. Because calling an era “The P^rnocracy” would not be unreasonable for historians/journalists writing just after Nixon’s resignation.

    • @alanepithet2931
      @alanepithet2931 Месяц назад +2

      I saw the title, took it as blind faith that Blue had, in fact, spelled it correctly and said 'Boy, I can't wait to see how this one shakes out. I'm absolutely certain there were shenanigans involved.'
      Lo and behold: Shenanigans. Reality is stranger than fiction, and I always assume that the most insane interpretation is the right one. That way, I'm either pleasantly surprised to be wrong or grimly satisfied to be right.

  • @sagecolvard9644
    @sagecolvard9644 Месяц назад +81

    "So if the Pornocracy as described wasn't even that bad, and likely didn't even happen, why did any of this stick?" Because the word "Pornocracy" such a beautiful use of language that it could never once leave the minds of any who heard it.

  • @Splicer-lb5xb
    @Splicer-lb5xb Месяц назад +792

    Conclusion: One salty boi spiced up a transitional phase which had too many chefs in the kitchen, causing a few authority figures to get cooked.

    • @DKdrop
      @DKdrop Месяц назад +34

      To be fair, if I were in his shoes, I'd probably be a bit pissy too.

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan Месяц назад +27

      This is why you don't get a chef with a grudge, he's going to go overboard with red pepper and make everyone hate that dish. XD

    • @HenryGray-sy4pu
      @HenryGray-sy4pu Месяц назад +7

      You're on fire with this one

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer Месяц назад +2

      Spicy meatball? More like spicy EVERYTHING

  • @Nasser851000
    @Nasser851000 Месяц назад +346

    Nobody expects the Pornocracy Inquisition!

    • @sebastianevangelista4921
      @sebastianevangelista4921 Месяц назад +16

      *SLOW CLAP*

    • @ShanRenxin
      @ShanRenxin Месяц назад +24

      Our chief weapon is surprise, and an almost fanatical loyalty to smut!

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 Месяц назад +18

      @@ShanRenxin *Surprise and fear, and an almost fanatical loyalty to smut.

    • @jasminemiller7485
      @jasminemiller7485 Месяц назад +15

      ​@blarg2429
      Don't forget really sexy costumes

    • @Oddmanoutre
      @Oddmanoutre Месяц назад +7

      @@ShanRenxin Oh no! Not the **gasp!** Surprise Sex!

  • @eiran_o_ddwywent
    @eiran_o_ddwywent Месяц назад +204

    Honestly, this whole story about the Theophylacti Dynasty is giving me some serious writing inspiration

    • @Danheron2
      @Danheron2 Месяц назад +17

      Ya it’s honestly really interesting just some random noble family able to change things so much do to location

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 Месяц назад +27

      It's practically allergenic; it will send you into theophylactic shock

    • @eiran_o_ddwywent
      @eiran_o_ddwywent Месяц назад

      @@justmerc1642 Gotta get my epopen

    • @surabhibadwal3959
      @surabhibadwal3959 Месяц назад

      Same

  • @annekeener4119
    @annekeener4119 Месяц назад +101

    I like how you are telling this story. It’s easy but lazy to just rely on the spiciest chronicles of the period but putting it in context and into the broader historical picture makes the whole episode make a lot more sense.

  • @The_Warsmith
    @The_Warsmith Месяц назад +346

    .............. "Oh, an OSP video" ...... 'Spits Out Tea' "A WHAT-ocracy!?

    • @chrayez
      @chrayez Месяц назад +44

      “Oh that must be a word with some archaic meaning it’s lost over time, and we only know it for its *ahem* bastardized lewd meaning. …Right?”

    • @The_Warsmith
      @The_Warsmith Месяц назад +4

      @@chrayez 😂

    • @Johnlanzer
      @Johnlanzer Месяц назад +3

      @@chrayez And it turns out, nope it means what you think it meant. "Ruling of Prostitutes / Harlots"

  • @xdarin_
    @xdarin_ Месяц назад +301

    "the... po...mo...cracy??"
    _sees thumbnail_
    "Oh it's an R."
    ...
    *_"OH IT'S AN R"_*

  • @nikki607
    @nikki607 Месяц назад +919

    1:10 As someone who speaks German. "Hurenregiment" made me cackle lmao. That's quite the classy translation you chose there, Blue😂
    Note for the curious: a more literal translation would be "rule of whores"

    • @thehauntedhat5519
      @thehauntedhat5519 Месяц назад +179

      Ah, the whoreocracy

    • @kingofhearts3185
      @kingofhearts3185 Месяц назад +28

      ​@@thehauntedhat5519 YES!

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel Месяц назад +47

      @@thehauntedhat5519 Succubi Society

    • @Panzerless_SG
      @Panzerless_SG Месяц назад +19

      Huren honestly also sounds like the way we say "whore" in Brabants Dutch Accent lol 😅

    • @thehauntedhat5519
      @thehauntedhat5519 Месяц назад +2

      @@Panzerless_SG HOERUHHHHHHHHHH

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock Месяц назад +77

    This started with more necromancy than the title implied.

    • @HenryGray-sy4pu
      @HenryGray-sy4pu Месяц назад

      Funf, this was not the last time somebody gave a trial to a dead Pope to overturn their decisions.

  • @GremlinScribe
    @GremlinScribe Месяц назад +185

    6:31 On that note, Slutriarchy is my new band name.

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Месяц назад +9

      Wouldn't it just be Slutarchy? Where's the RI come from?

    • @arthurmachabee3606
      @arthurmachabee3606 Месяц назад +15

      @@Brasswatchman Rhode Island ;p

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer Месяц назад +4

      I will be buying tickets.

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses Месяц назад +1

      I eagerly await that tour.

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 Месяц назад +220

    1:33
    “So you thought you could get away with that little ‘dying’ stunt of yours”
    “yes. pasta fazool, I am a fool”

  • @joshuahunt3032
    @joshuahunt3032 Месяц назад +109

    1:36 Didn’t at least one source claim that an earthquake struck somewhere around the vatican and caused critical damage in the immediate aftermath of the Cadaver Synod, and that’s partly why the Roman civilians freaked out and murked the pope?

    • @kingofhearts3185
      @kingofhearts3185 Месяц назад +30

      That would make sense, sure sounds like God telling you to cut it out.

    • @LoremasterYnTaris
      @LoremasterYnTaris Месяц назад +4

      Yeah, that'd probably do it.

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer Месяц назад +3

      Sounds about right. God wasn't having any of that whole "one pope desecrated the tomb of another in SUPER unchristian fashion" nonsense.

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer Месяц назад +2

      ​@@kingofhearts3185 yep, God wasn't gonna abide that mess

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Месяц назад +37

    You cannot imagine how fast I clicked when I saw that:
    0: It was a Overlysarcasticproductions video.
    1: It was a new video.
    2: It was a pope fights video.
    3: It was a video about the P*rnocracy.
    4: It was a new bloody Pope Fights Episode about the Pornocracy!!!!
    LET'S BLEEDIN GOOOO LADS, LASSES AND LASSOSKIES!!!!

  • @megamindsoftheworld.624
    @megamindsoftheworld.624 Месяц назад +497

    Usually I only watch Red and her trope talks, but you’ve finally won me over with this title blue 😂😂🎉🎉

    • @Spagettigeist
      @Spagettigeist Месяц назад +96

      You really should watch Blue. Even if history isn't a main interest of yours, his way of describing the schenenigans that go on in history is really worth watching. =)

    • @sanctusinfernusrecords
      @sanctusinfernusrecords Месяц назад +26

      trope talks and pope talks

    • @Darthalas
      @Darthalas Месяц назад +13

      Love Red but you got to check out Blue as well, they are both great❤

    • @beagle_uah
      @beagle_uah Месяц назад +13

      You gotta at least watch the rest of the Pope Fights series, it’s arguably my favorite of his works 😂

    • @funghi2606
      @funghi2606 Месяц назад +5

      You are missing a lot

  • @orangetuxedoman
    @orangetuxedoman Месяц назад +50

    4:08 Wait, you had me reeling at third marriage, you tact at laying out the details in a shock fashion is huge points

  • @imonly1man_
    @imonly1man_ Месяц назад +68

    Finally, we've gone from doing history to _doing_ history

  • @llsilvertail561
    @llsilvertail561 Месяц назад +66

    10:45 *shrugs* sometimes you just need a good bad example.

  • @nkanyezihlatshwayo3601
    @nkanyezihlatshwayo3601 Месяц назад +32

    My pearls are officially Unclutched, my Evening Ruined, and Disappointment Immeasurable. Good on you Blue, great vid:)

  • @adelinaiftime3152
    @adelinaiftime3152 Месяц назад +87

    Blue we love you, keep these titles coming please
    I need more laughs like this

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 Месяц назад +352

    The wildest one was when a pope put in trial the CORPSE of the previous one😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aimanmarzuqi4804
      @aimanmarzuqi4804 Месяц назад +29

      These Popes are such goofy goobers

    • @ppsaha1994
      @ppsaha1994 Месяц назад +14

      Didn't Sam o nella make a video about it? 😂

    • @dandelion_16
      @dandelion_16 Месяц назад

      Honestly not the weirdest juridical shit pulled by Christians.

    • @gangrenousgandalf2102
      @gangrenousgandalf2102 Месяц назад +21

      ​@@ppsaha1994
      Yes,
      Pasta fazool i am a fool

    • @save7597
      @save7597 Месяц назад +1

      Goofy and silly times when beheading practices and sword clashes were still a thing it was

  • @AegixDrakan
    @AegixDrakan Месяц назад +273

    **Gasp** A new Pope Fight video?! :o Oh my, what a wonderful October surprise! I thought you were out of those!

    • @beagle_uah
      @beagle_uah Месяц назад +11

      POPE FIIIIIIIIGHT (air horns)

    • @patchcoatgrey3434
      @patchcoatgrey3434 Месяц назад +1

      No, I'm pretty sure blue could make a lot more of these. There's a lot of chaos to unpack here😂

  • @CalliopePony
    @CalliopePony Месяц назад +42

    Every time I think Pope Fights can't get any weirder...

    • @4partharmony208
      @4partharmony208 Месяц назад +8

      @@CalliopePony It's even worse when the dots start to connect. That Benedict IX cameo/callback shook me

  • @marrellus
    @marrellus Месяц назад +32

    3:03 This is hilarious because Peter was the only disciple explicitly stated to have been married.

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer Месяц назад +3

      Yet like 11 other dudes, he hung around Jesus a LOT. No way they were just good friends lol.

    • @derpyduck5207
      @derpyduck5207 Месяц назад +8

      ​@@comettamerThis tells me that you've never had a close platonic relationship with someone of your own sex, which makes me sad.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Месяц назад +1

      @@derpyduck5207 a bunch of them literally started as fishermen team just WORKING TOGETHER, but no, we have to slash that too. I blame Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal.

    • @draochvar9646
      @draochvar9646 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@derpyduck5207 what was that C.S Lewis quote ... "Those who cannot conceive Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend." ... feels fitting in this case.

  • @jeremy1860
    @jeremy1860 Месяц назад +43

    Really glad to see you revisiting these holy shenanigans :)

  • @magicmaze1998
    @magicmaze1998 Месяц назад +42

    I really thought that "full of virtue" was a pun.
    Until blue denied it

  • @kyledai8458
    @kyledai8458 Месяц назад +59

    That’s what I call my browser history

    • @johnfraire6931
      @johnfraire6931 Месяц назад +20

      Byzantine bureaucracy has nothing on your search records

    • @dnm3732
      @dnm3732 Месяц назад +1

      😨😱💀

    • @GwainSagaFanChannel
      @GwainSagaFanChannel Месяц назад +2

      Ahriman noooo you were the chosen one to save the Thousand Sons from the corrupting influence of Slaanesh

  • @dreww1459
    @dreww1459 Месяц назад +47

    3:08 Sir....I was not prepared.

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned Месяц назад +6

      None of us were. _Sonic '06_ was mostly the sin detected at the end given that St. Peter should already know what sex is due to supposedly having a wife.

  • @colaocha1115
    @colaocha1115 Месяц назад +204

    "Influential women controlled rome and may have had s*x with the Pope"
    Me: Waow (based based based based based)

    • @dnm3732
      @dnm3732 Месяц назад +12

      Nooooo.... manipulating people with sex is bad😭

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed Месяц назад +15

      @@dnm3732only when men do it apparently

    • @eshelsh1905
      @eshelsh1905 Месяц назад +9

      @@Theproclaimed nah, just when it's not funny

    • @quagsiremcgee1647
      @quagsiremcgee1647 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@eshelsh1905 it was for the bit

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Месяц назад

      I am not sure popes molesting underage girls in addition to usual choir boys falls under any definition of "based".

  • @StevenJQuinlan
    @StevenJQuinlan Месяц назад +33

    I love that the history of the papacy is so filled with intrigue, violence and apparently the secks, that we've got a whole series of Pope Fight Videos. Bring on more Pope Fights

    • @Adventeuan
      @Adventeuan Месяц назад +1

      Αnd they make fun of Byzantium.
      Compared to these Italians and french Germans the byzantines had less intrigue.

  • @emperormegaman3856
    @emperormegaman3856 Месяц назад +17

    1:03 i like how Blue put it in the title of the video that it's the actual name, but also specified it in the video itself, because it's really worth mentioning that it's really called that.

  • @amanofnoreputation2164
    @amanofnoreputation2164 Месяц назад +9

    Pope Fight is unironically the best segment Blue does on the entire channel.
    The architecture stuff is the only thing that comes even close.

  • @RedXlV
    @RedXlV Месяц назад +28

    3:28 "Okay but if Lust is bad then why did God make it so fun?"

    • @LoremasterYnTaris
      @LoremasterYnTaris Месяц назад

      That's what I've been saying for years.

    • @draochvar9646
      @draochvar9646 Месяц назад

      Look at you, figuring out temptation 🤣

  • @leandraferesthogar7249
    @leandraferesthogar7249 Месяц назад +22

    No other title will out WTF me from this channel

  • @chefrowlet
    @chefrowlet Месяц назад +20

    Boy I love when real history is on the same level as a game of crusader kings 3

    • @LilyKazami
      @LilyKazami Месяц назад

      This can actually happen in CK2, by the way

  • @Shocked-Face
    @Shocked-Face Месяц назад +17

    Funny thing is, Peter was married at one point, so he probably knew what sex was.

    • @JeiJozefu
      @JeiJozefu Месяц назад +4

      I'm going to start calling him "Catholic Son Goku"

    • @Member0403
      @Member0403 Месяц назад

      ​@@JeiJozefu
      Goku definitely knew what sex was. Why do you think he offered the Elder Kai dirty magazines and groping Bulma and Videl in exchange for unlocking Gohan's potential?
      St. Peter also knows what sex was because he literally wrote about adultery in his section of the Bible. Also, he was married

    • @JeiJozefu
      @JeiJozefu Месяц назад

      @@Member0403
      You're saying they both discussed adultery in a religious context
      They have so much in common

  • @ronjohnson6916
    @ronjohnson6916 Месяц назад +7

    Was definitely not expecting that title. And I do appreciate the effort to put things in context.

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 Месяц назад +25

    Thanks For the clarification blue. Makes it all the more hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shadowldrago
    @shadowldrago Месяц назад +47

    By God! It's Benedict the Ninth with the steel chair!

  • @poweroftheztars
    @poweroftheztars Месяц назад +7

    I LOVE how you drew Liutprand. I imagine this was his face when he was walking through Constantinople.

  • @josephperez2004
    @josephperez2004 Месяц назад +14

    6:30 'church shattering harlotry' is a crazy phrase.

  • @Dribbleondo
    @Dribbleondo Месяц назад +16

    You had me at Pope Fight.

  • @mcintoshpc
    @mcintoshpc Месяц назад +5

    “What will St. Peter do when he finds out what sex is because of this” is already one of the funniest lines in OSP history, and then the madman puts the Sonic 06 kiss in the background. Incredible

  • @obsessionsofthevoid
    @obsessionsofthevoid Месяц назад +12

    the first blue video i've watched on this channel and i do not regret it

  • @Primalmoon
    @Primalmoon Месяц назад +13

    5:52 Theodora being "full of virtue" is not exactly a strong rebuttal against allegations of being with a Pope... Popes are very virtuous, right? Perhaps even endowed for virtue? ;)

    • @thomaswalsh4552
      @thomaswalsh4552 Месяц назад +2

      “Virtus”, from which we get the English word “virtue”, meant (among other, mostly related things) “manliness” in the classical Latin, could be associated with virility, as evidenced by the similar spelling.
      So your comment is closer to literal than you might think

  • @Olivia-pj9wy
    @Olivia-pj9wy Месяц назад +26

    I love the clarification that *yes, it is* called that, before the video even starts lol

  • @theclassicrock69
    @theclassicrock69 Месяц назад +8

    Always fun to see these videos as soon as they drop

  • @RainaRamsay
    @RainaRamsay Месяц назад +1

    I loved the way this video dove into analyzing sources, identifying bias in your original sources, and placing events in the larger narrative. So much more what history is about than the "memorize these dates and write them down again" that we so often get in school.

  • @KHTimeProtecter
    @KHTimeProtecter Месяц назад +10

    The thing with this particular time period is that the Catholic Church didn’t strictly ordain unmarried men and keep them celibate until the 11th century. So popes having mistresses was not surprising. Perhaps even expected. And even then it wasn’t canon until the 20th century.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel Месяц назад +1

      one occasionally does hear of a priest or even a bishop with a "housekeeper". of 25 years. with her residence in the priest's house.

  • @vincentstuart9562
    @vincentstuart9562 Месяц назад +31

    Imagine screwing your sleep pattern so much that you catch OSP right when they upload cuz you haven't slept yet

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 Месяц назад +5

      Eh, I get them at 5pm. Screwing up THAT much would be an achievement even by MY standards

    • @PhryneMnesarete
      @PhryneMnesarete Месяц назад +4

      It’s 2:15 AM where I am. I hear ya

    • @thelizardwizard1113
      @thelizardwizard1113 Месяц назад +3

      Aussie Aussie Aussie ?

    • @PhryneMnesarete
      @PhryneMnesarete Месяц назад

      @@thelizardwizard1113 OI OI OI

    • @ianjoass5114
      @ianjoass5114 Месяц назад

      ​@@PhryneMnesarete must be eastern states, I'm WA and it's 12:30

  • @sotirismitzolis5171
    @sotirismitzolis5171 Месяц назад +10

    Wasn't Liutprand the dude that got ghosted by Nicephorus and got but hurt so bad he started calling him every swear word he knew?

  • @fishnewt1331
    @fishnewt1331 Месяц назад +14

    Did anyone else think Blue meant some guy panicking as he looks at a large cloud thinking a giant iceberg was hovering in the sky?

  • @theanimeunderworld8338
    @theanimeunderworld8338 Месяц назад +14

    You know there's a saying
    Those who don't learn from the past are doomed to repeat it
    let these Pope fights be a good lesson

    • @stephenflint3640
      @stephenflint3640 Месяц назад +6

      The whole of the Pornocracy and the Papal power disputes was just the Papal States effectively "speed running" the previous Roman model of governance, from Kingship, to "Senates", to Federalism to Imperialism in a live, open play of the costs, benefits and troubles of each in about a couple centuries time. Honestly, gotta give the Papacy credit where due; they took the Roman spirit of "Hold the fuck on, I think I just about got these controls figured out!"

  • @PaladinGaymer
    @PaladinGaymer Месяц назад +11

    Love the idea of focus grouping what slander to call this era. XD

  • @denisovan_the_menisovan
    @denisovan_the_menisovan Месяц назад +9

    Stephen VI: "So you thought you could get away from the law with that little dying stunt of yours?"

  • @espio87
    @espio87 Месяц назад +10

    Honestly, Pornocracy sounded like a Slaanesh-tier clergydom.

  • @theorixlux
    @theorixlux Месяц назад +11

    2:30 dont worry, little blurb, it matters to me too

  • @titangirl161
    @titangirl161 Месяц назад +4

    Sam O'nella described the fight between Stephen and Formosus as Stephen "had some major beef with Formosus, or as they call it, papal bull"
    I don't know why I find that so funny

  • @notoriousd.i.g.87
    @notoriousd.i.g.87 Месяц назад +9

    Every pope fight video should have that Rick and Morty clip of Rick yelling "Poooooope"

  • @anyathepanther7977
    @anyathepanther7977 Месяц назад +13

    0:27 i see we are starting off classy XD

  • @gimmevideobish
    @gimmevideobish Месяц назад +11

    5:28 I resent that! Slander is spoken. In print it's libel.

  • @SarahAbramova
    @SarahAbramova Месяц назад +8

    I was not expecting this on my 2024 bingo card

  • @patchworkfellow
    @patchworkfellow Месяц назад +5

    I think we all aught to congratulate and commemorate Blue, for so kindly giving up his monetisation to teach us about this topic ❤️ thank you so much for your sacrifice!

  • @MrsE04
    @MrsE04 Месяц назад

    I love this series so much!

  • @silentspirit8923
    @silentspirit8923 Месяц назад +9

    Most Bizzare Title in OSP goes to...

  • @gutsmasterson2488
    @gutsmasterson2488 Месяц назад +1

    I have been waiting for this OSP for a while.

  • @marceloantunes998
    @marceloantunes998 Месяц назад +6

    "...figuring out who ON EARTH is in charge here" Lmao, I love puns

  • @jurriendevries
    @jurriendevries Месяц назад +2

    Unironically love it when history turns out to be a bit more boring than we thought. Usually because there's also a bit of more excitement around the history tellers. Also, all knowledge is always good, and it being more boring significantly raises the odds of it being true.

  • @MyBlindThirdEye
    @MyBlindThirdEye Месяц назад +14

    5:50 Sergius III: "Hi, I'm Virtue."

  • @Metal_Maoist
    @Metal_Maoist Месяц назад +4

    "Oh, okay, this name propably doesn't mean what I think it means, propably just a case of unfortunate homonym - no, okay, scratch that, that's exactly what it means"

  • @ZKP314
    @ZKP314 Месяц назад +4

    I thought it was going to be about the Borgios for a second.
    Also, we *FINALLY* talk about the post-mortem trial of a Pope, something I genuinely am surprised wasn’t talked about till now.

    • @msyoungau
      @msyoungau Месяц назад +1

      I thought it would involve the Medici as well

  • @NathanSimonGottemer
    @NathanSimonGottemer Месяц назад +2

    I love how any video talk about a specific part of the history of the papacy always ends up spilling over into a whole half a millennium worth of history because that’s just how absurdly tangled up that timeline

  • @thehellhound8582
    @thehellhound8582 Месяц назад +3

    Thank you Blue for enlightning me to a new word in my own language, I will now add Hurenregiment (modernised as hoerenregiment) to my vocabulary.

  • @Vinemaple
    @Vinemaple Месяц назад +3

    Thanks, Blue... all the various chicaneries and power games that went on in the Medieval and Renaissance Papacy/ies make my head spin. I'm glad you're making videos to help us get the basics straightened out.
    Secular authorities has... kind of always been a thing, until the Papacy ceased to have any geopolitical power. Which is why, Blue - I know you think it's stupid, but please - we need a video about the Guelphs and Ghibellines!

  • @periodic0287
    @periodic0287 Месяц назад +3

    The callback was amazing, really coming full circle here😂

  • @AegixDrakan
    @AegixDrakan Месяц назад

    Oh good GODS. WOW. This was an absolute *roller coaster* of a prequel. :o I cracked up and then stared in shock at least 4 separate times in this video. 0_0
    Quality educational entertainment like this is why y'all have been my favourite youtube channel for like 6 straight years.

  • @TechBearSeattle
    @TechBearSeattle Месяц назад +4

    "The head honcho of Christianity for most of its 2000 year history...." Uhh, no. The Council of Chalcedon (451) made the patriarch of Constantinople equal in preeminence to the patriarch of Rome, making them effectively co-head honchos. When Emperor Romulus Augustulus was deposed by Odoacer in 476, marking the end of the Western Roman Empire, the patriarch of Constantinople became the de facto sole head honcho because Constantinople was the only remaining seat of the Roman Empire. Ever since, Eastern Orthodoxy has not seen the Pope as their leader: this was a key factor in the Great Schism of 1054. The Assyrian Church (which rejected the Council of Ephesus in 431) and the Oriental Orthodox Church (which rejected the council of Chalcedon) never recognized the authority of the patriarch of Rome. At best, the Pope could be called the head honcho of western European Christianity for most of its existence.

  • @hkayakh
    @hkayakh Месяц назад +1

    1:31
    Stephan: “Do you admit that everything you have done as pope is dumb and stupid and wrong and dumb?”
    Formosus: “Yes. Pasta fazool I am a fool.”

  • @elizabethdavis1696
    @elizabethdavis1696 Месяц назад +11

    Please consider doing a video on the mythology, superstitions and stereotypes of redheads and red hair❤

    • @boooksareamazing
      @boooksareamazing Месяц назад +3

      I think that’s more of Red’s domain but sounds interesting so I’m down.

  • @laughlinmacdonald652
    @laughlinmacdonald652 Месяц назад +2

    I giggled every time you said the title

  • @FlossTheBoss-iv3tf
    @FlossTheBoss-iv3tf Месяц назад +3

    Historical evidence of ‘God forbid a woman do anything’ /J

  • @trainheartnet5657
    @trainheartnet5657 Месяц назад +1

    Pope: No, but I'm in charge.
    Emperor: No, but I'm in charge.
    Repeat for 3 centuries.

  • @papageno88
    @papageno88 Месяц назад +3

    4:42 yeah, ngl, with a title like "The Pornocracy," I naturally assumed this was going to be about Alexander VI. I feel let down.

  • @paulbutkovich6103
    @paulbutkovich6103 Месяц назад +1

    The funny thing is that Peter was married before he ever met Jesus. He absolutely knew what sex was.

  • @amerikarhineland3185
    @amerikarhineland3185 Месяц назад +3

    Man i didn't know i needed to learn this for curiosity

  • @Natibe_
    @Natibe_ Месяц назад +1

    This is an interesting perspective on the medieval papacy i haven't heard before. Granted I know practically nothing about it, but it really helps to understand just how medieval history transitioned us between the time of Rome and the Renaissance. I've long heard the medieval period was not a "dark age" but a progression of the classical period with a comparable amount of innovations to the empires before it and the enlightened states after it, and I hope yall go into more of what exactly happened in this period to provide context to the dark ages narrative.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel Месяц назад

      The mediaeval period was not a dark age. The immediate fall of the western Empire was not a dark age.
      The Arab conquest era and then the failure of the Carolingians to unite the west, on the other hand, should count (and the Vikings didn't help).

  • @PhryneMnesarete
    @PhryneMnesarete Месяц назад +7

    Ooh, stealing the name Theophylact for a lich in my dnd campaign.
    Also, friendo, the algorithm gonna HATE this’un

  • @ken481959
    @ken481959 Месяц назад +2

    The concept of celibacy in the priesthood and therefore the Papacy, is something that came about in the late middle ages, and never really adhered to much even today.
    The high level church men, Popes, etc bred like, well, like Catholics.

  • @PassiveSmoking
    @PassiveSmoking Месяц назад +3

    I hope you do the Cadaver Synod in more detail soon, because it's hilarious!

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel Месяц назад

      synoda horrenda indeed

  • @AngryHomunculus
    @AngryHomunculus Месяц назад +2

    Blue: "Who really is in charge here?"
    My dumbass brain: "Power resides where men believe it resides."

  • @MrCoolinschool
    @MrCoolinschool Месяц назад +3

    Ohhhhh so this is basically what would have happened to Justinian’s reign if Procopius’ Secret History became the main primary source for the Byzantine empire during that time

  • @uhluhtc6668
    @uhluhtc6668 Месяц назад

    Really appreciate this. I dug into the "Pornocracy" before and was also frustrated by how unreliable our most prominent source was. Thank you for cutting through the noise and getting to the facts, as best as we can figure.