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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @dazitmane8905
    @dazitmane8905 Год назад +298

    Jerry looking through the bag before yelling "WHY'D YOU TELL HER" is comedic gold.

    • @HeyyyEsse
      @HeyyyEsse Год назад +6

      I love about Jerry that he can't even fake getting angry

    • @ayb2522
      @ayb2522 Год назад +13

      @@HeyyyEssehis voice just sort of rises to this comedic pitch

    • @ZoomMoon3
      @ZoomMoon3 11 месяцев назад +2

      Sort of like Mike Moffett yelling that at Kramer when he found out Kramer told Jerry he was a phony

    • @briansilva3765
      @briansilva3765 9 месяцев назад

      @@HeyyyEsse Jerry being a bad actor makes it funnier.

    • @dot2562
      @dot2562 4 месяца назад

      😅😅😅

  • @david88478
    @david88478 Год назад +58

    "I've coupled, I've coupled"

  • @proudbirther1998
    @proudbirther1998 10 месяцев назад +9

    Jason Alexander AT HIS ABSOLUTE FINEST! Such a GREAT ACTOR. Vocal inflections and Facial Expressions are BRILLLIANT. i Love how he looks annoyed!! SO DAMN FUNNY!!

  • @EZZMONEY
    @EZZMONEY Год назад +195

    If you have a conniving friend like Costanza never tell him your secrets, he will use all tools and info at his disposal in his latest scheme

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Год назад +38

      George is by far the worst one of the group.
      For TV and entertainment purposes, he’s hilarious and one of the greatest characters ever created in comedy.
      But if a person in real life shared a lot of his characteristics, outlook, and thought processes, it would make for an enormous dbag that would be best to avoid altogether.
      And I’m sure these people exist somewhere.

    • @nadirbaitsaleem7270
      @nadirbaitsaleem7270 Год назад +1

      George can be pretty reliable sometimes

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra Год назад +1

      Or just don't have any friends

    • @flashlight5287
      @flashlight5287 Год назад +3

      @@uuuultraI don’t have friends at all.

    • @TheLoonyBird
      @TheLoonyBird Год назад +1

      tbqh, I think Jerry is the worst of the lot

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Год назад +117

    Classic Seinfeld... Tackling life's issues and unspoken rules in the most creative and hilarious ways

    • @onoseshaibu6315
      @onoseshaibu6315 Год назад +6

      At times, Seinfeld feels like a satire

    • @rjathar
      @rjathar Год назад +2

      @@onoseshaibu6315 ha! Well played! :)

    • @Thedude24
      @Thedude24 Год назад +1

      Well said

    • @leflopjames5628
      @leflopjames5628 7 месяцев назад

      You're desperate for likes, Kumar.

  • @masterprattu
    @masterprattu Год назад +67

    Oh man that change in George’s expressions at 3:36 are simply sublime and add a great deal to the whole comedy package.

  • @InMotionForAMillion
    @InMotionForAMillion Год назад +104

    Gotta love how Jerry and George completely distrust one another…often a byproduct of being friends with someone for so long. 😅

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Год назад +3

      No... the video explained why ffs 🤦‍♂️

    • @ctdieselnut
      @ctdieselnut Год назад +6

      I don't think that was the idea here lol. The problem was that jerry did trust George.
      If you completely distrust your friends, you need some new friends.

  • @snappycattimesten
    @snappycattimesten Год назад +38

    There are certainly couples like this. The only defence is to cut them out of the loop.

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Год назад +104

    Do the bums ever complain “soup again?!”

    • @YouilAushana
      @YouilAushana Год назад +5

      Bums are just ungrateful in 2023, they got the right to a 5 star Michelin meal.

  • @RIUUI007
    @RIUUI007 Год назад +45

    Jerry's line "WHY'D YOU TELL HER?!"
    is reeeeeeeeally similar to Mike Moffitt's "WHY'D YOU TELL HIM?!" from S3E21 The Parking Space. The tone and the sudden outburst. I wonder if it was an homage :)

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 Год назад

      I would have to think so.

    • @moonliightbae
      @moonliightbae Год назад

      MY EXACT THOUGHTS HAHAHHAH

    • @shuriKen469
      @shuriKen469 11 месяцев назад +1

      perhaps they're both phonies.

    • @woodson21
      @woodson21 7 месяцев назад +1

      Both lines are delivered so well, I think they could’ve used it maybe 2-3 more times in the series for it to become a legit catchphrase without running it into the ground.

  • @watchreport
    @watchreport Год назад +214

    The problem isn’t George telling Susan, it’s Susan telling everyone else. Many couples share secrets, but you’re supposed to then vault it…

    • @MA-go7ee
      @MA-go7ee Год назад +26

      The problem is ABSOLUTELY George telling Susan.
      The couples who do that are foul.

    • @Beetlejuice699
      @Beetlejuice699 Год назад +42

      Never trust a woman not to gossip. Fastest rumor spreaders in town

    • @angeleyeszarai
      @angeleyeszarai Год назад

      True

    • @kitosjek9541
      @kitosjek9541 Год назад +17

      ​@@Beetlejuice699 incel

    • @Beetlejuice699
      @Beetlejuice699 Год назад +26

      @@kitosjek9541 🤣, no just a truth of life, small man

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Год назад +47

    It looks like Susan knew the combination of George's vault, just appeal to his pettiness

  • @adrianlekay7715
    @adrianlekay7715 5 месяцев назад +4

    Brilliant writing

  • @QAZ-OMEN
    @QAZ-OMEN Год назад +24

    "A hit is a totally different story" LOL

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport Год назад +14

    "There's Attorney Client Privilege's here"!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill3 Год назад +66

    *George:* Really? How'd she do _that?_
    *Jerry:* Oh, a friend of a friend of Susan's...
    *George:* _My_ Susan?
    *Jerry:* WHY'D YOU TELL HER?!?
    Oh, that yell! 🤣

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 Год назад +10

      Reminded me of Mike Moffit yelling at Kramer after he blabbed about the "phony" remark.

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. Год назад +3

      Great yell 😂

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport Год назад +4

      @@BDUBZ49 "Why'd You Tell Him" Kramer literally jumped out of his skin!🤣

  • @theowarner
    @theowarner 9 месяцев назад +7

    I think the “Why’d you tell her?” is a Mike Moffit call back.

  • @leifjohnson617
    @leifjohnson617 Год назад +7

    Great writing, great acting.....great all around!

  • @proudbirther1998
    @proudbirther1998 10 месяцев назад +4

    The Oceans are getting pretty sudsee!!
    I have to use that line next time i hear a person tell me we have to save the ocean LOL

  • @NCIR721flyover
    @NCIR721flyover Год назад +25

    The oceans are getting very sudsy. 😂

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 Год назад +13

    Some of our biggest inner most secrets should almost be left unsaid. This is where deathbed confessions come into play. There’s a reason for that

  • @PurebreedFLA
    @PurebreedFLA Год назад +33

    😳Their leftovers for the soup kitchen? Nah, that's foul. Surprised Jerry didn't dive into that bit🤢

  • @richardmcmahon8113
    @richardmcmahon8113 5 месяцев назад +5

    The three fastest forms of communication: Telegraph, Telephone, Tell a woman.

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 Год назад +17

    I’ve coupled! I’ve coupled!

  • @Demion83
    @Demion83 5 дней назад

    "the tag huh" the smug way he says that line. 😂

  • @partsunknown9892
    @partsunknown9892 Год назад +18

    Personally, I would never be friends with George again, what's the point? True friendship is about telling someone your deepest, darkest secrets and having enough trust in them that they won't tell anyone else. George is breaking the friendship code big time here

    • @masterzombie161
      @masterzombie161 5 месяцев назад +2

      I agree, especially if you say “don’t tell anyone” for insurance and they go like “oh yea totally bro” then go off and tell people that right there is enough to end the friendship.

  • @Demion83
    @Demion83 5 дней назад

    "you're cut off!" is so curb your enthusiasmy 😂

  • @adrianwaterman-reilly4986
    @adrianwaterman-reilly4986 Год назад +4

    George: "Mick Jagger!" :p

  • @persianprince91
    @persianprince91 Год назад +19

    1:42 I wonder if George was waiting 15 seconds to respond while Jerry was daydreaming.

    • @NCIR721flyover
      @NCIR721flyover Год назад +5

      I also wondered if the bums ever complain about being fed half eaten leftovers.

    • @RIUUI007
      @RIUUI007 Год назад +5

      @@NCIR721flyover Well, we already know how they feel about the muffin stumps.

  • @benjaminfishbeyn1996
    @benjaminfishbeyn1996 Год назад

    I think it’s hilarious how all of the drivers in the background are attempting to overtake George.

  • @jamesjames5715
    @jamesjames5715 Месяц назад

    I met Jerry at his HAMPTON'S home
    he is very friendly down to earth fellow!!!

  • @marcg5856
    @marcg5856 5 месяцев назад

    2:56 😂😂😂😂

  • @wonderwalls3565
    @wonderwalls3565 Год назад +2

    I use to love that Suzan, Smart, beautiful and on what a great actress.

  • @sarahairey9294
    @sarahairey9294 Год назад +2

    "Ive coupled...Ive coupled..."

  • @MrK623
    @MrK623 Год назад +12

    Do the bums ever get tired of it? Soup again? They eat soup 3 times a day?

  • @travisdonaldstanley6420
    @travisdonaldstanley6420 Год назад +3

    Susan has such a beautiful smile.
    Too bad she got engaged.

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 Год назад +6

    Jerry: WHY'D YOU TELL HER?! at 4:17 LOL

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 Год назад +3

    Sometimes I think the best people to tell secrets to are maybe people who may meet at a bus stop when you have no intention of actually of taking the bus

  • @kurt6410
    @kurt6410 Год назад +17

    I wonder if Jerry ever bought that speedboat?

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 Год назад +7

      He probably would've taken it to Florida and Jack Klompus would've crashed it.

  • @DeadPool-XF
    @DeadPool-XF Год назад +9

    This is why jerry got that Douchebag constanza back when he tried to return that book that he use in the bathroom..............SWARM LOL

  • @rishadhossain3581
    @rishadhossain3581 Год назад +3

    Now i need to see george in sopranos

  • @pandam9638
    @pandam9638 Год назад +4

    I would have liked Lina to ask Jerry if he would like to join her in the soup kitchen.

  • @tommyd6475
    @tommyd6475 9 месяцев назад

    for the longest time i always thought he said ''you're the median now'', you know it's there but just drive by not really paying attention to it. i prefer what i heard

  • @prathm87
    @prathm87 6 месяцев назад

    A person like George getting so many dates in today's world is impossible

  • @YOSEMITEVUE-fo9tu
    @YOSEMITEVUE-fo9tu 6 месяцев назад

    George tell the truth

  • @TrevorKeenAnimation
    @TrevorKeenAnimation Год назад +1

    I always think the woman at 1:53 is Catherine O'Hara.

  • @GreggMikulla
    @GreggMikulla 9 месяцев назад

    "Is it a lot of cream soups?"

  • @agitatedzone
    @agitatedzone Год назад +14

    she saw the tag on the back? was she checking him out? :o

    • @terrellp22
      @terrellp22 Год назад +1

      jeans like Levi's have the size on the waist above a pocket

  • @philochristos
    @philochristos Год назад +2

    Susan didn't have a vault.

  • @josefinebliss2801
    @josefinebliss2801 Год назад +4

    I have a friend who tells her boyfriend everything >.>
    It is really annoying actually

  • @SoCoolScience
    @SoCoolScience Год назад

    4:16

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 Год назад +4

    George 😂

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 Год назад +4

    It’s totally true that if one says anything even remotely un pc to a girlfriend or boyfriend or hubby or wife that the person will tell someone just to make themselves feel better

  • @uneedtherapy42
    @uneedtherapy42 Год назад +10

    89 Lebaron

    • @presence5426
      @presence5426 Год назад +1

      TC by Maserati

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport Год назад +5

      John Voight, the Periodontitis is so pleased to be remembered!

    • @presence5426
      @presence5426 Год назад +1

      @@TheStuport He loved that car. If he found a great parking spot, he wouldn't move for weeks. But his wife made him get the TC by Maserati to keep up with the Seinfeld's Cadillac.

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport Год назад

      @@presence5426 😆😆😆

  • @AlexanderWeurding
    @AlexanderWeurding Год назад +1

    Love this humor! Try to air this now :P

  • @scsmith4604
    @scsmith4604 6 месяцев назад +3

    I never tell my wife anything...or my mother. Saves me a lot of issues

  • @bigh7972
    @bigh7972 10 месяцев назад +1

    BOSCO is the secret code George and it’s out.

  • @gschaub9
    @gschaub9 6 месяцев назад

    Mick Jagger!? Im surprised George didn't guess Marisa Tomei.

  • @Lord_Sesshomuru
    @Lord_Sesshomuru Год назад +30

    Susan just proves exactly why you don't tell your woman everything. Most women just can't keep their mouths shut

    • @Bgdk
      @Bgdk Год назад +2

      And can’t

    • @augustalavenderblue7353
      @augustalavenderblue7353 Год назад +12

      I’m pretty sure this just proves that George can’t keep his mouth shut

    • @goldh2o543
      @goldh2o543 Год назад +4

      Actually, I think it says more about the guys that tell the women.

    • @whateverman2674
      @whateverman2674 Год назад +2

      @@augustalavenderblue7353 the reason why he told her because she doesn't want him to hide anything from her.

    • @Xaforn
      @Xaforn Год назад +4

      Reminds me of the argument on I love Lucy where they’re trying to prove who gossips more men or women

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Год назад +2

    Ive coupled
    Ive coupled

  • @StriKe_jk
    @StriKe_jk Год назад +10

    Susan is really the person in the wrong here not George.
    She makes the argument that George shouldn't keep secrets from her because of trust and that they are a couple, which is a reasonable request. However she has no excuse to then blabber out the secret herself to her friends. Afterall she isn't engaged with them so her own rule does not apply. If she wants to be told secrets based on her relationship rules she should have kept her mouth shut. Now she is the one violating HIS trust.

    • @TheDreamingJune
      @TheDreamingJune Год назад +4

      Susan was behaving so entitled in this episode when she was being a huge blabbermouth.

    • @MA-go7ee
      @MA-go7ee Год назад +3

      It is absolutely not 'reasonable' to insist that your partner tell you SOMEONE ELSE'S secret.
      When they say couples shouldn't keep secrets from each other, it means *their* secrets.
      What does someone else's secret have to do with another couples trust??

  • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
    @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 Год назад +4

    Susan looked really pretty in this scene

  • @ImNotaRussianBot
    @ImNotaRussianBot Год назад +1

    Yes, George, if you only change EVERYTHING about yourself, then you'd be a Neil.

  • @amonralice2
    @amonralice2 Год назад

    😂😂😂

  • @georgiasmith64
    @georgiasmith64 Год назад +9

    Says size 36 George

    • @presence5426
      @presence5426 Год назад +13

      38. He changes it to 36.

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport Год назад +6

      @@presence5426 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ajitkirpekar4251
    @ajitkirpekar4251 Год назад

    Soup again!???

  • @amandaflynn5835
    @amandaflynn5835 4 месяца назад

    SUSAN BLEW IT FOR GEORGE

  • @hunter2442
    @hunter2442 Год назад +1

    LOL I almost can't keep any secrets from my wife!

  • @angeleyeszarai
    @angeleyeszarai Год назад

    If my partner told me a secret, i wouldnt go around town telling people what he/she told me. Couple secrets are supposed to stay between yall. Than again i don't do that in general.

  • @Eric-eu1rl
    @Eric-eu1rl 3 месяца назад

    Bosco

  • @cal3blipa
    @cal3blipa Год назад

    Buddys for life

    • @tim3172
      @tim3172 5 месяцев назад

      The plural form of buddy is buddies.

  • @NasserAlhameli
    @NasserAlhameli Год назад

    Did some one explaine please? Jerry got her number from what.. list?

  • @dreadfulspiller8766
    @dreadfulspiller8766 Год назад

    There was no mention of sponges in this video.

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 Год назад +5

      That's just the title of the episode.

  • @knessing7681
    @knessing7681 11 месяцев назад +2

    susan passed away to early in the show.

    • @jaengen
      @jaengen 2 месяца назад

      I hated that storyline.

  • @marcoAKAjoe
    @marcoAKAjoe Год назад

    lol

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 Год назад +1

    What is the joke three can keep a secret if two are dead?

  • @US_John
    @US_John Год назад

    Geroge is a spineless character.

  • @psn2175
    @psn2175 Год назад +2

    first of all Susan was very lovely, wife material. These videos wihch put together whole part of the story is very clever.

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 Год назад +2

      Not to mention rich . George could never earn enough to have luxurious townhouse which would have been their wedding gift if they married.Only her doll collection was estimated 2.6 million dollars.
      I bet if George knew about real wealth of Susan and her parents, he would have picked the best envelopes for wedding invitations.

  • @jeffreybaker100
    @jeffreybaker100 Год назад +1

    I've learned that most of my life. Don't tell people things or they will tell everybody else what you said

  • @srami004
    @srami004 Год назад +1

    Women talk no matter what

  • @InfamousCrimeLocations
    @InfamousCrimeLocations Год назад +1

    He barely looked at the road when he "was driving." I know it's just a show but they could at least make it realistic when they are driving.

  • @JarJarBinks4ever
    @JarJarBinks4ever Год назад

    I wouldn't want to be a 32.

  • @rickym1883
    @rickym1883 Год назад

    Susan was bad

  • @razadaza9651
    @razadaza9651 Год назад

    Ahhh nothing like women coming in between friendships

  • @celestialscripture
    @celestialscripture 5 месяцев назад

    3168

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero Год назад

    Fellas, there is no rule. And if there is, it's bros before...

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 Год назад

    Funny how when people scream at someone you have such a big mouth! are you usually the ones who can’t wait to pass along juicy exciting to tell information

  • @kristopherryanwatson
    @kristopherryanwatson 8 месяцев назад

    men have a 31-32 inch waist ?!

  • @keithrickson8522
    @keithrickson8522 Год назад +3

    What a bunch of terrible people 😮

  • @wonderwalls3565
    @wonderwalls3565 Год назад +1

    how do you see the tag when some one is wearing the pants? this show was so stupid.

    • @SamLemont
      @SamLemont Год назад +4

      Levi jeans and other copy-cat branded jeans, the label with the size of the pants is on the back side of the waist, usually clearly visible if the wearer isn't wearing a unusually long shirt.

    • @tim3172
      @tim3172 5 месяцев назад

      It's crazy how somebody can be this wrong while being this confident.

  • @snappycattimesten
    @snappycattimesten Год назад +1

    I like Susan’s nose.

  • @garyfurr1467
    @garyfurr1467 Год назад

    You can see that George has a big mouth

  • @danielpinto5714
    @danielpinto5714 Год назад +1

    susan was so beautiful

  • @benjaminfishbeyn1996
    @benjaminfishbeyn1996 Год назад +13

    I think it’s hilarious how all of the drivers in the background are attempting to overtake George.