I just realized after watching this scene dozens of times, that at 13:04 right after he spits out the coffee, his explanation is "this coffee is cold." 😂😂😂
The various stages of realization that George goes through in those few seconds, how his expression changes reflecting the stages he's cycling through; how he has a conversation with himself while trying to leave that message... Brilliant And then of course, there's Jackie... I didn't think that anyone could outdo Kramer, when it came to zaniness, and yet he does... "Do you even know what a balm is??" "...No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable!" Hilarious!!
The coffee table book about coffee tables that turns into a coffee table... is actually genius. Probably Kramer's second best idea, after the idea about putting a flexible lining inside of oil tankers to help prevent spills if the hull is breached (ideally a better lining than that of a PlayNow rubber ball).
Kramer's primal scream of pain, followed by his voiceless mask of agony - credit to the extras in the movie theater for keeping straight faces. Brilliant work!
@3:47 Kramer clearly puts said lid on the coffee again despite the lawyer asking if the lid was on. Ladies and gentlemen this makes Java World not liable for all the damages that happened next.
I never noticed this before, but Kramer had the top of the caffe latte off while he was in line at the theatre. So he actually put the top on, not Java World. I should be a lawyer for Java World.
If you haven't read the actual story about the lady who sued about being burned by her coffee, I'd recommend reading it. The company had the coffee extra hot so it'd cool off enough for commuters to drink once they got to their office. The lady needed SKIN GRAFTS from her burn. She asked that the restaurant pay the medical bills, they refused, she had to sue. The restaurant also had gotten complaints of other people being burned and didn't change the temp to a normal coffee temp.
Pretty good, but you're missing: - Elaine paying for George's Arabian Roast and he claims she's "STICKIN' IT!" to him. - Jerry offers Mr. Bookman tea and he informs him about Folger's freeze-dried crystals.
Y'all remember the hot coffee lawsuit. What u didn't know was That elderly lady had 3rd degree burns in between her thighs and needed skin grafts. That particular McDonald's had been sighted numerous times for dangerously hot coffee. T The media and later politicians had us convinced the lawsuit was frivolous. Laws were passed to protect corporations from "frivolous lawsuits"
That episode was literally inspired by that incident because people didn't realize how bad the burns were, or that they were repeatedly told their coffee was too damn hot.
I always pull a Kramer when I go to the movies-I’ll tell em my coffee is almost gone, two sips into it and they almost always say ‘Go ahead’ and let me take it with…👍🏻😄☕️
The subplot of the hot coffee is based on a real lawsuit. However, the woman who was burned was an elderly lady who has second and third degree burns all over her crotch, thighs, and legs. She was hospitalized for months and months and nearly died. After learning the severity of her injuries I think it was right that she sued. I feel bad that people used this case to make fun of her and say it was a frivolous lawsuit.
"Oh, I can be quite litigious!" 😂🤣I quoted this for years. Didn't even know what "litigious" meant until watching this show and looking it up years ago.
Phil Morris nails the Jackie Chiles parody of OJ Simpson lawyer Johnnie Cochran (same initials J.C.) in all the episodes he appeared in. Even Cochran loved it! (However, Cochran threatened legal action if the Jackie Chiles character was portrayed outside of the Seinfeld show.)
Answer this whole thing is based upon something that actually happened back in the '90s. A woman was going to McDonald's and have purchased a cup of coffee at the drive-thru, she goes to leave and spills the coffee all over herself and obviously Burns herself. Anyway she ended up suing McDonald's because of the whole situation and her argument was that they didn't tell her that the coffee was going to be hot like that. Which is why all coffee cups now come with a warning that says contents may be hot
5:59 I specifically remember when they were walking into the movie theater, Kramer took the lid and put it on top of the cup and then put it in his pants. So if they did put the lid on, he took it off and then put it back on, so it wouldn't fall on the coffee shop. 😂
If I ever need a lawyer, I'll have Jackie Chiles on retainer. I get into alot of "trouble" sometimes...kidding.. The Kramer dress apparrell: EPIC. It says, "This is ME, oh yeah, giddy-up!"
I identify way to much with George. Almost a decade ago a girl I went out with brought me to her apartment and clearly expected me ti make a move, which I didn’t do. I still beat myself up over it lol
The Episode Where Kramer Stayed Up All Night Smoking and Playing Poker, He Contacted the Lawyer to Get Money From the Tobacco Company and Missed Out on Big Money Yet Again and All They Did Was Have Huge Billboard With Kramer's Face 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You omitted the best part at the diner when George told Jerry that he left a voice message saying "WhereTheHellDo you get the nerve, you invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for 4 days, I don't like coffee, I don't have to come up, I'd like to have one more shot at the coffee just so I can spitItInYourFace"(google removes your comment if you type the same exact quote, they think you're hurting some snow flake's feelings which is hypocritical because they obviously allow the Seinfeld video version).! Anyway, And then the part where he went to switch the tape with Jerry... Come on! Do I have to tell you everything! No youtube for you! Come back one year!
I did, for 6 years of post-secondary (college + Uni), plus additional continuing ed. courses afterwards. I can't say it's worth it anymore at this point in my life.
Jackie Chiles and George's parents - best supporting characters. I would have loved to have had more episodes with Jackie - terrific.
I saw he's doing Snyder's pretzels ads 😂
Puddy
Frank Costanza was good enough to have his own show... one of the best, most memorable characters ever.
@@auxorion He did, it was called King of Queens.
I would also add Newman, great supporting character
30 years later and you still cant take your own drink to the movies! it's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
It is preposterous!
Im shocked and chagrined
I, too, am shocked and chagrined…that I didn’t think to open my own movie theaters so I could charge all u suckers $20 for an 8 oz can of coke 😢
lmfao 😆😆😆
Chicanery!
04:52 *Jackie (the lawyer) deserves a show by himself! lol*
“Nobody can tell what a balm is gonna do!” 😂😂😂
ahhh a balm? i was puzzled about that, auto captions says "a bomb"
That’s the joke to my understanding
They're unpredictable!😂
"I don't know what your parents did to you." The essence of George.
Kramer's entire interaction with Regis and Kathy Lee ..........was bonkers!!
Talk show
*bonkos
The entrance he makes and goes straight for a kiss on the lips. 🤣
I just realized after watching this scene dozens of times, that at 13:04 right after he spits out the coffee, his explanation is "this coffee is cold." 😂😂😂
Elaine: “Idk what your parents did to you”
George: *Festivus flashbacks*
"STOP CRYING AND FIGHT YOUR FATHER!"
I can't read it without my glasses.
- You don't need glasses, YOU'RE WEAK!!!"
or his 7th birthday.
"BLOW OUT THE DAMN CANDLES!!"
30 years later and seinfeld still rules for good comedy
"Do You know what a balm is??" 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌
The various stages of realization that George goes through in those few seconds, how his expression changes reflecting the stages he's cycling through; how he has a conversation with himself while trying to leave that message... Brilliant
And then of course, there's Jackie... I didn't think that anyone could outdo Kramer, when it came to zaniness, and yet he does... "Do you even know what a balm is??" "...No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable!" Hilarious!!
That happened to me once... I truly understand George's pain....
“What’ya got?! One of those caffe lattes in your shirt?!”
Of all the possible beverages, he actually guessed cafe latte. 😀
Just shows how popular the drink was
😭 come let's go coffee boy
“No thanks I can’t drink coffee it keeps me up at night “ lmao 🤣
“You put the balm on?! Who told you to put the balm?! I didn’t tell you to put the balm on!”
Nobody knows what a balm will do. They're unpredictable 😂
I actually feel bad for Jackie.
And he's a lawyer.
Glad he got to sample that real and spectacular on the last episode.
@@travisdonaldstanley6420 I love when Kramer comes to Jackie's office to sue the tobacco industry and Jackie is trying to keep Kramer locked out.
The Maestro
"Alright. C'Mon, coffeeboy. Bring it out." LOL
Jackie's the best - "It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!"
Have you eva seen a balm?! lol!
"OK, you take normal sips--nothing wrong with that 😉"
😅🤣
And THEY made the top, you didn't make the top did you?
Balms are unpredictable!!
Kramer cracks me up trying to bring in hot coffee into a crowded movie theater
Coffee was such an essential element to this show. 🤣😂🤣🤣
The coffee table book about coffee tables that turns into a coffee table... is actually genius. Probably Kramer's second best idea, after the idea about putting a flexible lining inside of oil tankers to help prevent spills if the hull is breached (ideally a better lining than that of a PlayNow rubber ball).
You mean besides the "bro" or "manzier" right?
Kramer's primal scream of pain, followed by his voiceless mask of agony - credit to the extras in the movie theater for keeping straight faces. Brilliant work!
I was thinking the exact same! However did the extras keep straight faces.... Probably took a few takes haha...
Just got to know the greatest library detective, Philip Baker Hall aka Mr Bookman passed away. We're losing so many Seinfeld seniors. May he RIP.
One of my fav episodes is his episide. 😥 He said his lines so well. Jerry could barely not laugh and I don't blame him.
Rip, guy was legendary in his role
"You throw a jar of Foldiers crystals into the cupboard, and you forget about it. It's freeze dried, lasts forever"
RIP
Mr. Bookman will be missed. He caught all the perverts drawing pictures of peepees and weewees all over the library books.
10:31 Getting through the door opening at Jerry's is much more smooth! 😊
The theater worker was hilarious 😆🤣 come on coffee boy 🤣🤣🤣
“Did you put the top on or did they put the top on. Susy, get me a caffe latte, with a top! 😉”
We gonna run some _tests_ on that top." 🤣
Tell'um it's for me
The video is missing when Krammer is all hopped up on his cafe lattes. But still a delight
It's also missing when the Library cop, Mr. Bookman, asks Jerry if he's got any coffee in his apartment.
I genuinely like the coffee table book idea.
9:30 Jackie and Kramer coming in the door at the same time 😂
I love this lawyer 😂🤣😂😂
Elaine: I don't know what your parents did to you
[several seasons later we meet George's parents]
... yeah, okay, that checks out.
Coffee late at night is maybe one of my favourite moments.
@3:47 Kramer clearly puts said lid on the coffee again despite the lawyer asking if the lid was on. Ladies and gentlemen this makes Java World not liable for all the damages that happened next.
You should be a lawyer, that's a great opening statement
@alecdorval thank you lol
Always loved Kramer's lawyer ~ 😂😆😆🤣🤣🤣
1:18-i love that, something about the "PLOP" "PLOP" "FIZZ" that fills me with content and fulfillment.
Kramer is the most outrageous dude he knows and he knows everybody.
I love that Kramer wore an ascot on Regis & Kathy 😆
This show was too good.
Yeah but he is stupid because he turned down $50,000
I never noticed this before, but Kramer had the top of the caffe latte off while he was in line at the theatre. So he actually put the top on, not Java World. I should be a lawyer for Java World.
“Yeah, maybe you should.”
but there were no cameras back then so good luck proving he took it off and put it back on. i should be a lawyer not you.
We have this RUclips video to prove he put the top on. No more free coffee for him!
George doesn’t like coffee. Not that there’s anything wrong with that 😂
George likes his coffee spicy!
World's are colliding!
@@christmas6666 with Chicory?
☕!
"No of course not..." -- Jerry
🙂
I can't believe you left out the scene where Kramer is all hopped up on the coffee walking down the street all jittery
Kramers coffee burn switched sides from when it occurred to when the balm was put on😂
Jackie Chile's what a brilliant character he was my all-time favorite on Seinfeld🤣🤣🤣🤣
So many people have been smuggling café lattes into the theater that the usher immediately knew what those screams of pain indicated.
If you haven't read the actual story about the lady who sued about being burned by her coffee, I'd recommend reading it. The company had the coffee extra hot so it'd cool off enough for commuters to drink once they got to their office. The lady needed SKIN GRAFTS from her burn. She asked that the restaurant pay the medical bills, they refused, she had to sue. The restaurant also had gotten complaints of other people being burned and didn't change the temp to a normal coffee temp.
You forgot the library detective in Jerry's apartment wanting coffee. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Freeze dried crystals! They last forever
JOY boy
Pretty good, but you're missing:
- Elaine paying for George's Arabian Roast and he claims she's "STICKIN' IT!" to him.
- Jerry offers Mr. Bookman tea and he informs him about Folger's freeze-dried crystals.
You reminded me of Mr Bookman.
May he Rest In Peace 🥲
I still have some freeze-dried Crystals that have been around since the 20th century.
@@travisdonaldstanley6420 it lasts forever, it's freeze-dried. freeze-dried crystals.
And there is the one with Kramer asking for a decaf cappucinno in Elaine's pychiatrist boyfriends office... 🤣 Such a show of comedic genius...
She gave our boy Costanza the golden ticket to come upstairs and handle his business and he messed that up too 😂
That's not the only time he screws up that scenario.
Man we've all been there😞
@@freezaheer477 Proud to say I haven't! Never in all my life!
Less proud to admit it's simply because I've never been offered...
He's the opposite of every guy she's ever met.
He’s so neurotic it’s the perfect scenario.. I know I’ve been there..
Norad or a 24 hour Missile Watch ~ A Colonel ~ A Kaiser ~ A Tsar ~ 🤣
Never seen anyone drink coffee in a movie theatre but you’d think it’d be a big seller!
Kramer saying "Not that hot." is peak Seinfeld
I love that lawyer! 😂😂😂
Jackie: who told you to put the balm on?
Cosmo : the maistro
Jackie: the who?!?!?
😂
* maestro
I've been drinking caffè lattes since the 5th grade and I haven't looked back
What is that like Italian coffee? Half milk, half coffee?
Y'all remember the hot coffee lawsuit. What u didn't know was That elderly lady had 3rd degree burns in between her thighs and needed skin grafts. That particular McDonald's had been sighted numerous times for dangerously hot coffee. T
The media and later politicians had us convinced the lawsuit was frivolous.
Laws were passed to protect corporations from "frivolous lawsuits"
That episode was literally inspired by that incident because people didn't realize how bad the burns were, or that they were repeatedly told their coffee was too damn hot.
I still think it was frivolous. People should know coffee is hot and be careful with it.
@@iamhereblossom1588 If it happens to you, be sure to change your opinion about it.
“It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous!”
Definitely preposterous!!!
@@czl29 quite preposterous!
Your comment is the most public of your many humiliations
@@testshietchannel the most public yet
@@testshietchannel That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
The theatre worker was awesome 🤣🤣 the fact that he knew exactly what he had in his pockets and then called him coffee boy lol
I always pull a Kramer when I go to the movies-I’ll tell em my coffee is almost gone, two sips into it and they almost always say ‘Go ahead’ and let me take it with…👍🏻😄☕️
Yeah, but just remember to not put a balm on if you spill the coffee in your pants.
4:23 Jerry. Always selling out his friends for the sake of amusement.
😂😂😂😂"who is this"
You have to add Bookman's instant coffee. Freeze dried crystals, put it in the cupboard, forget about it!
The subplot of the hot coffee is based on a real lawsuit. However, the woman who was burned was an elderly lady who has second and third degree burns all over her crotch, thighs, and legs. She was hospitalized for months and months and nearly died. After learning the severity of her injuries I think it was right that she sued. I feel bad that people used this case to make fun of her and say it was a frivolous lawsuit.
It was so much worse than folks made it out to be. If it happened to their mothers, nobody would be laughing.
Poor woman.
Yep. Definitely not a frivolous lawsuit. She almost died. Poor lady.
Well, she did spill it on herself. It's like suing a car company because you died in a sports car that had too much power.
It's supposed to be hot!
@@bobcranston3414 where did you brew coffee capable of causing 3rd degree burns ?
Kathy Lee fell victim to The Kavorka 😂
The lure of the Animal
"Oh, I can be quite litigious!" 😂🤣I quoted this for years.
Didn't even know what "litigious" meant until watching this show and looking it up years ago.
"...People who work and Norad....."😂😂😂😂
ufos and aliens
Kramer actually put the lid on the coffee when in the que 😜👍😉
Phil Morris nails the Jackie Chiles parody of OJ Simpson lawyer Johnnie Cochran (same initials J.C.) in all the episodes he appeared in. Even Cochran loved it! (However, Cochran threatened legal action if the Jackie Chiles character was portrayed outside of the Seinfeld show.)
Best Sitcom ever!
Lol 😂 “Whadya got? One of those cafe latte’s in your shirt?”
I wonder if that was before or after the hot coffee incudent at mcdonalds and won millions. 8:28
From someone who grew up in Colorado Springs, the NORAD reference is 100% on point
The most unbelievable thing in the Kramer coffee plot is that a cafe latte is hot enough to burn you up. Whenever I order those they're usually cold 😂
That's true. Those espresso drinks cool pretty fast once they're dispensed. 😂
WHO TOLD YOU TO PUT THE BALM ON!?
Kramer put the lid on...haha (3.45 in the clip)
Priceless lmao 🤣 Kramer you the man!!!!
To me, the first 4 seasons were the best ones.
George driving away
“Take it easy… *TAKE IT EASY* ”
LOL I forgot about Chiles. He was awesome.
man, the 90s, United State's last great decade
pre-bush
Pre pc brigade. 🤣
Well that’s stupid.
Agreed
USA sounded cool under Bill Clinton. I grew up with Bush
"The who!?!" - two words delivered to perfection
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Answer this whole thing is based upon something that actually happened back in the '90s. A woman was going to McDonald's and have purchased a cup of coffee at the drive-thru, she goes to leave and spills the coffee all over herself and obviously Burns herself. Anyway she ended up suing McDonald's because of the whole situation and her argument was that they didn't tell her that the coffee was going to be hot like that. Which is why all coffee cups now come with a warning that says contents may be hot
Sometimes I forget about the nightmare world where you can't erase and re-record a message
3:45 Kramer put tha top on 😂
Do you even know what a balm is??? Have you ever seen a balm?😎
5:59 I specifically remember when they were walking into the movie theater, Kramer took the lid and put it on top of the cup and then put it in his pants. So if they did put the lid on, he took it off and then put it back on, so it wouldn't fall on the coffee shop. 😂
Jackie was a great side character, funny stuff.
Every line is a masterpiece . And the guys deliver always perfectly .
3:57 😂😂😂😂😂 “coffee” 🤣oh my god lmao
If I ever need a lawyer, I'll have Jackie Chiles on retainer. I get into alot of "trouble" sometimes...kidding..
The Kramer dress apparrell: EPIC. It says, "This is ME, oh yeah, giddy-up!"
Loved the Kathy Lee kiss, lol
Kramer's facial expressions tho' -- Mr. Suave is on the prowl........... yeahhh :D
@@Roostermania2010 oh my God kisses
All I can do is imagine George kastanza in a movie drinking coffee at 2am on missile watch at NORAD
I identify way to much with George. Almost a decade ago a girl I went out with brought me to her apartment and clearly expected me ti make a move, which I didn’t do. I still beat myself up over it lol
"What do you got? One of those cafe lattes in your shirt?" Haha, he knew immediately what was going down lol.
One of my favorite characters from Seinfeld, believe it or not. First responder mentality. Larry David GOAT.
The usher is the same person in charge of Security at the department store on Drew Carey show.
I feel bad for the lawyer every time he lawyers Kramer.
The Episode Where Kramer Stayed Up All Night Smoking and Playing Poker, He Contacted the Lawyer to Get Money From the Tobacco Company and Missed Out on Big Money Yet Again and All They Did Was Have Huge Billboard With Kramer's Face 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You omitted the best part at the diner when George told Jerry that he left a voice message saying "WhereTheHellDo you get the nerve, you invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for 4 days, I don't like coffee, I don't have to come up, I'd like to have one more shot at the coffee just so I can spitItInYourFace"(google removes your comment if you type the same exact quote, they think you're hurting some snow flake's feelings which is hypocritical because they obviously allow the Seinfeld video version).! Anyway, And then the part where he went to switch the tape with Jerry...
Come on! Do I have to tell you everything! No youtube for you! Come back one year!
Keep forgetting how BEAUTIFUL Elaine is ❤️❤️❤️
I once snuck in my own snacks on an airplane. Suffice it to say, I succeeded! 😂
"You stay in school!"
I did, for 6 years of post-secondary (college + Uni), plus additional continuing ed. courses afterwards. I can't say it's worth it anymore at this point in my life.
Regis calling Kramer a young guy is my favorite part
This is the perfect video accompaniment to a hot cup of coffee, or even a caffe latte. That's Italian coffee. Half milk half coffee.
Kudos to KLG and agent for shoehorning a plug for Kathie Lee Casuals into the script 😄
Any one notice Kramer having the lid in his one hand and the coffee in the other while waiting in line for the movie?
Jackie is simply brilliant.
The lady who in real life got burned by a hot coffee, it ended up ruining her life. The incident was everywhere in the 90's