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  • Опубликовано: 5 июн 2024
  • George Costanza is one of our time's great tragic heroes but on Jason Alexander's birthday, we're looking back at the good times.
    00:00 S5E22 The Opposite
    00:23 Intro
    00:29 S1E05 The Stock Tip
    01:20 S2E01 The Ex-Girlfriend
    02:20 S3E013 The Subway
    04:04 S3E19 The Limo
    05:50 S5E22 The Opposite
    06:31 S7E01 The Engagement
    07:39 S8E09 The Abstinence
    08:53 S9E04 The Blood
    10:25 S8E11 The Little Jerry
    11:16 S8E22 The Summer Of George
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    Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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  • @NewSuperAvenger
    @NewSuperAvenger Год назад +1056

    Independent George combined with Abstinent George and Opposite George would be unstoppable.

    • @kiraofthesky5561
      @kiraofthesky5561 Год назад +92

      Don't forget bad boy George

    • @joaquinveleta3159
      @joaquinveleta3159 Год назад +14

      Jajaja, the Trifecta! Funny how Intellect George plays almost no part in the equation😁

    • @neogeo2817
      @neogeo2817 Год назад +8

      @@kiraofthesky5561 and the 'bawdy George'

    • @jamesrose6751
      @jamesrose6751 Год назад +1

      A force of nature

    • @twonumber22
      @twonumber22 Год назад +5

      Opposite George might not be a bad idea.

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick Год назад +1295

    There is a reason this is only 12 minutes out of a series that lasted 9 seasons.

    • @TheNugler
      @TheNugler Год назад +25

      lol

    • @navdhun2445
      @navdhun2445 Год назад +12

      Well said!!! Lol

    • @ickes2255
      @ickes2255 Год назад +11

      Exactly what I was going to say. Lol

    • @Sinna94
      @Sinna94 Год назад +17

      12 minutes out of 66 hours!

    • @jaylong4705
      @jaylong4705 Год назад +5

      😂😂😂

  • @keveardo
    @keveardo Год назад +1044

    This is the most wholesome video, I sure hope nothing bad happens to this guy

  • @jaylong4705
    @jaylong4705 Год назад +294

    I love how almost all of his greatest moments are usually directly prior to or after something bad happens or happened

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 3 месяца назад

      So like what happens to most people then?

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 3 месяца назад

      @@jaylong4705 I misunderstood your comment. I didn’t realize you were talking about another person. I just don’t exactly understand your point about George’s luck.

  • @kurt6410
    @kurt6410 Год назад +469

    This is just the life's story of a short, stocky, slow witted bald man

    • @boomslang1118
      @boomslang1118 Год назад +13

      He's not stocky

    • @kirklandcig5513
      @kirklandcig5513 Год назад +33

      He's stout - the camera LOVES stout

    • @sw333tway
      @sw333tway Год назад +31

      Hes not bald! Hes BALDING!

    • @BenDanYt
      @BenDanYt Год назад +16

      @@boomslang1118 he's strong, he can lift a hundred pounds over his head

    • @pronkb000
      @pronkb000 Год назад +4

      @@BenDanYt Oh, so he thinks he's better than the Mandelbaums?

  • @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870
    @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 Год назад +546

    George Costanza, the best TV comedy character of all time.

    • @boomslang1118
      @boomslang1118 Год назад +31

      At first, it’s a little irritating. Then, you find yourself humming it in the shower. Coooo…..stanza.

    • @amatod4
      @amatod4 Год назад +5

      I couldn't agree more!!!!!

    • @Zack29810
      @Zack29810 Год назад +13

      I think George’s dad is way funnier than George.

    • @Dante-uk8pr
      @Dante-uk8pr Год назад +9

      Makes it a shame that Jason Alexander didn’t win an Emmy

    • @thecrow6915
      @thecrow6915 Год назад +3

      Married with children Al Bundy

  • @arvindhmani06
    @arvindhmani06 Год назад +331

    Such a positive, wholesome show with only good vibes and good things happening to everyone. 😁

    • @megsie1424
      @megsie1424 Год назад +17

      Yeah...it's like a show about something.

    • @stevielagan1948
      @stevielagan1948 Год назад +3

      Your comment is truly epic for its cynicism and sarcasm. I love you (lol).

    • @Bersztipflag
      @Bersztipflag Год назад

      Yes. And nobody deserved it less.

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 9 месяцев назад +1

      With characters that are only selfless, considerate, and an all around benefit to the community.

  • @ironmarkus
    @ironmarkus Год назад +136

    I love how these clips don't show how virtually every single one of these blows up in his face

  • @momotheelder7124
    @momotheelder7124 Год назад +71

    The ''i'm unemployed and live with my parents' delivery is actually a show of masculine confidence, lol

  • @aceofspades4312
    @aceofspades4312 Год назад +90

    The Opposite episode is probably the only episode where everything works out for George from beginning to end.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Год назад +8

      He did get fired, but it took awhile.

    • @Ivan_Nano
      @Ivan_Nano Год назад +5

      In that order

    • @HenrySomeone
      @HenrySomeone Год назад +3

      @@ianfinrir8724 It took months, if not a whole year, that's like hitting the jackpot for his standards!

  • @ThatVeryArtGal
    @ThatVeryArtGal Год назад +42

    "The summer of George!" One of the greatest lines of all time.

  • @jokeroneninesevenzero
    @jokeroneninesevenzero Год назад +146

    "My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents!"

    • @beani24329
      @beani24329 Год назад +9

      I’m Victoria! Hi

    • @stephenrankin1788
      @stephenrankin1788 Год назад +12

      I actually used the line using my name of course. Twice. Once I got laughed at and once it worked but it was also 2am at a bar. I think she thought it was a joke but it was me being honest. We then proceeded to my parents house 😂😂

    • @christiankeil7845
      @christiankeil7845 Год назад +2

      Iconic

  • @russoswerve7856
    @russoswerve7856 Год назад +38

    I like how there’s a jump from S3E22 to S7E1

    • @text9518
      @text9518 Год назад

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  • @oddduck9798
    @oddduck9798 Год назад +230

    If you condense all of his life's accomplishments down to one day, it looks decent

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 Год назад +1

      how did you do all those things?

    • @iankb5291
      @iankb5291 7 месяцев назад

      ... condense it to from one day to 12minutes, one day was just for movie script purpose, realistically it is 12minutes

    • @GENRTS
      @GENRTS Месяц назад

      Love a good quote😂

  • @DPER4
    @DPER4 Год назад +21

    best architect around

    • @mikeg1378
      @mikeg1378 Год назад +5

      And marine biologist

    • @lostskull7467
      @lostskull7467 28 дней назад +1

      All of the best railroads in New York state are designed by him.

  • @mojo3999
    @mojo3999 Год назад +140

    Out of 9 seasons George was only happy for 12 mins and now he’s serving time in the big house 😂

    • @jackson5116
      @jackson5116 Год назад +8

      Seinfeld didn't even get a full season until its 3rd season, so technically 7 1/2 seasons since the summer-1990 shows were only 4 episodes, and season 2 only 12! Those two together only gives you 16 shows, still about a half season (6) less than an average 22-24 show season (the highest rated ones are usually signed to 24 while most full seasons are 22). So, that's only 7 full seasons, and the first two adding up to a half a season, so 7 1/2 seasons.

    • @shadowsintox9
      @shadowsintox9 Год назад +16

      @@jackson5116 NEEEEEERD

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 Год назад +2

      @@jackson5116 good breakdown :) ty

    • @HeidiH37
      @HeidiH37 7 месяцев назад

      @@jackson5116you’ve been copying and pasting your own comments 😆

  • @shareofmoney
    @shareofmoney Год назад +112

    George had a good run when he did the opposite! 😂

    • @AZVIDS
      @AZVIDS Год назад +5

      If only Biden would do that….🤔

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 Год назад

      @@AZVIDS Biden Derangement Syndrome. Facts dont care about your feelings. Trump Lost.

  • @yt_hatesfreespeech
    @yt_hatesfreespeech 8 месяцев назад +5

    George - Ma, guess what?
    Estelle - Oh My God

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Год назад +30

    This is going to be the Winter of George

  • @Gregorrin
    @Gregorrin 5 месяцев назад +3

    8:13 Jerry's salad explanation about George's brain will always be the best! 😂😂😂

  • @jacksrandomadventures2769
    @jacksrandomadventures2769 Год назад +9

    6:49 "Frank come here !"
    " You come here! "

    • @meme-vw1vi
      @meme-vw1vi Год назад +3

      “goerge’s getting married!”
      “he’s getting married?!”
      “yes!!”
      “to a woman?”
      “OF COURSE TO A WOMAN!”
      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @boomslang1118
    @boomslang1118 Год назад +29

    If relationship George walks through that door, he will kill independent George. A George, divided against itself, cannot stand!!!

  • @martintolovski
    @martintolovski Год назад +15

    Opposite George is something else 🤣

  • @joeldavis8851
    @joeldavis8851 7 месяцев назад +3

    A George divided against itself cannot stand!! 😆

  • @jasonjohnson4803
    @jasonjohnson4803 Год назад +20

    "I'm busting Jerry, I'm busting" this sums up the entire clip. His excitement and joy.

  • @ianfinrir8724
    @ianfinrir8724 Год назад +43

    George getting hired by Steinbrenner was the best thing that ever happened to him

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Год назад +36

    You missed when he got the toupee and the beautiful woman invited him to sit down immediately. 😄😄

  • @manalbenjabeur6776
    @manalbenjabeur6776 3 месяца назад +2

    I love Georgy boy 😂❤

  • @tonyclifton265
    @tonyclifton265 Год назад +33

    "the opposite" is one of the classic episodes. i love how it showcases george's neurosis

    • @text9518
      @text9518 Год назад

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  • @garyfrombrooklyn
    @garyfrombrooklyn Год назад +32

    This is one of the best clips ever 😆 😆 😆. “Which market are you in?” “The big one.” We’ve enjoyed how he talks his way into so much grief 😆

  • @BillGraper
    @BillGraper Год назад +11

    I can totally tell, George Costanza is a WINNER!

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Год назад +44

    So many great lines and great moments here... George feeling inspired to dish the dirt on himself right in his intro... Frank confirming that George is getting married to a woman... George's mother topping her disbelief of Susan loving George by asking he rwhy!?!
    Just classic, brilliant and hilarious

  • @jasonjohnson4803
    @jasonjohnson4803 Год назад +21

    This is more than a summer of George.. I love it.

  • @Licherous
    @Licherous Год назад +5

    "I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats"

  • @dinabakyt
    @dinabakyt 6 месяцев назад +1

    “May I ask why” will always get me LOL

  • @hectorsempertegui4309
    @hectorsempertegui4309 Год назад +7

    i love the O'Bryan episode when a guy at the airport asks him for the time and he says " there's a clock over there" referring to the time he asked someone for the time who clearly had a watch and the other guy told him "there's a clock over there" lmaoo!

    • @Droogs
      @Droogs 11 месяцев назад +2

      "We're living in a society!"

    • @OlgaSmirnova1
      @OlgaSmirnova1 11 месяцев назад

      What are you some kind of nut? 🤣

  • @mattheweburns
    @mattheweburns Год назад +29

    It’s rare but nice to see good things happen to George lol

  • @lucone2937
    @lucone2937 Год назад +13

    I like Jerry's analysis how George's brains are working 8:12

  • @dianemccamy2568
    @dianemccamy2568 Год назад +16

    He gets cocky when it's good for him 😂

    • @DrT0705
      @DrT0705 Год назад +1

      Seeing the way he sat in the diner with his cigar after his stock win, smugness oozing from every pore, I don't know if I love him or hate him! 😂😂😂

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Год назад +4

    “I love your son very much.”
    “You do? Really? MAY I ASK WHY?”

  • @kiraofthesky5561
    @kiraofthesky5561 Год назад +83

    George is the hero of the average Joe 👏

    • @shareofmoney
      @shareofmoney Год назад

      Definitely agree

    • @juanledezma8907
      @juanledezma8907 Год назад

      He’s definitely average, we know he’s pre shrunk

    • @heavymetal_cutting_fabrication
      @heavymetal_cutting_fabrication Год назад +1

      No he’s not. 😂😂 He’s hilarious but he was a greedy, lying, manipulator.

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 Год назад +2

      @@heavymetal_cutting_fabrication just like the rest of us. You really think you're better than me, don't you?

  • @Bersztipflag
    @Bersztipflag Год назад +21

    It's so heartwarming and in a way evangelical. Nobody could deserve it less than George Costanza!

  • @KavirajSingh
    @KavirajSingh 11 месяцев назад +2

    He looked in her eyes when he said, "I am unemployed and I live with my parents.". Elephant leaves the room. And the way she responds back, 10.

  • @TraitofSiNN727
    @TraitofSiNN727 Год назад +25

    Kramer:
    *Oh what's she in for?*
    George:
    *Embezzlement*
    Kramer:
    *Sounds like a nice girl*

  • @AyratHungryStudent
    @AyratHungryStudent Год назад +16

    Every time I see a short, stocky, bald man with glasses, I remember George.

  • @cutlass8783
    @cutlass8783 Год назад +23

    The fact there's only 12 minutes worth of happy moments in the entire series for George is kinda sad...

  • @adiamalem9246
    @adiamalem9246 Год назад +21

    How much i love this show is unbelievable

  • @fortis6258
    @fortis6258 Год назад +7

    I liked how George did Kramer's pretzel line"THESE PRETZALS ARRRRRE MAKKKKKING ME THIRSTY!"

  • @terrystyles5271
    @terrystyles5271 8 месяцев назад +8

    Meeting that woman on the subway actually ended up being a bad thing for George because after the subway scene she handcuffed him to a bed post and robbed him.

    • @Tokopol
      @Tokopol Месяц назад +1

      yeah but he only had 8 bucks, so it was a wash

  • @crzzymnn911
    @crzzymnn911 Год назад +7

    George is not getting upset!

  • @jeanmont
    @jeanmont Год назад +3

    George's mom's reaction to "guess what!" 😂

  • @ahmadfarrall2097
    @ahmadfarrall2097 Год назад +24

    George’s parents are the best part of Seinfeld

  • @JohnAnderson-wc2fw
    @JohnAnderson-wc2fw Год назад +2

    “I’m back in business baby!”

  • @didadida5504
    @didadida5504 Год назад +33

    Brilliant compilation. Thinking about how all these situations will develop later on makes you realize the essence of the series.

  • @generaljj577
    @generaljj577 Год назад +34

    If one was to watch any of these scenes just a little longer you would see that things rarely work out for George.

    • @DonTruman
      @DonTruman Год назад

      I'm wondering if the attorney lady suddenly became fascinated by how deep Jerry was.

    • @B_27
      @B_27 Год назад +1

      That's the joke, genius.

  • @jasonberg6550
    @jasonberg6550 Год назад +7

    I love how the video is cut before he gets attacked by the bee 🐝
    Continuing the trend of only good things happening to George.

  • @Helmuesi911
    @Helmuesi911 Год назад +6

    _I’ve never looked back_ (looks back)

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 Год назад +3

    Happy Festivus George

  • @keithhendrickson8522
    @keithhendrickson8522 Год назад +12

    Good stuff happening to George is like when a gambler wins 10 bucks after losing 500.

  • @lacouerfairy
    @lacouerfairy Год назад +11

    George was so excited to get the job with the Yankees and then he ended up hating it like every job he'd ever had.

  • @curtisbrown5939
    @curtisbrown5939 8 месяцев назад +1

    That's the best pickup line ever 😂

  • @crazedlink
    @crazedlink Год назад +15

    Thought it would be a shorter video

  • @f.boogaloospook2318
    @f.boogaloospook2318 Год назад +10

    And marisa tomei loves quirky and funny bald men

  • @TheNerdyGeekLife
    @TheNerdyGeekLife 6 месяцев назад +1

    I saw the title and I was surprised how long it was 🤣🤣🤣 Great video!

  • @Ani-ii7jg
    @Ani-ii7jg Год назад +3

    This is Gold Jerry...GOLD

  • @sanchitgupta1587
    @sanchitgupta1587 Год назад +8

    George is not getting UPSET !!
    .
    .
    (or) worlds are separating

  • @dpayne5399
    @dpayne5399 Год назад +3

    0:29 Elaine looking like that damn mannequin she stole when she went shopping with george

  • @nicksacco5041
    @nicksacco5041 Год назад +13

    I wonder how long a video would be with all of the bad things 😂

    • @gokaury
      @gokaury Год назад +6

      We prefer to dwell not on such things.

  • @italianlifestyle7911
    @italianlifestyle7911 Год назад +7

    The 90's were pretty awesome!

  • @coffeeNTrees
    @coffeeNTrees Год назад +83

    love how many people don't realize that george is larry david.

  • @annihilationHaven
    @annihilationHaven Год назад +1

    "May I ask why?", that is something my mother would ask, LOL

  • @5xchamps269
    @5xchamps269 День назад

    "What's she in for?"
    "Embezzlement"
    "Sounds like a nice girl."
    😂

  • @dianemccamy2568
    @dianemccamy2568 Год назад +24

    He's the funniest in the group 👍

    • @Zack29810
      @Zack29810 Год назад

      I’d say Kramer is funnier.

    • @f.boogaloospook2318
      @f.boogaloospook2318 Год назад

      And newman

    • @bcent5758
      @bcent5758 Год назад +4

      @@Zack29810 - No way Kramer is the worst part of the show. Too over the top to be funny. George is hilarious.

    • @Mel.U
      @Mel.U Год назад +2

      George is a gem!

    • @rockyevans1584
      @rockyevans1584 8 месяцев назад

      It isn't close either

  • @marshallellis7054
    @marshallellis7054 Год назад +21

    The fact that he never won an emmy is a heinous crime..

  • @asteverino8569
    @asteverino8569 Год назад +1

    Lovely. Makes George look blessed and he was.
    Then he would realize something and eff it up.
    Thanks.

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 8 месяцев назад +1

    Damn You George Costanza

  • @conradsieber7883
    @conradsieber7883 Год назад +4

    If there's O'brien and Murphy then where's Art Vandelay?

  • @lorddowski
    @lorddowski Год назад +2

    This is the upload of George!

  • @1970groupie
    @1970groupie 5 месяцев назад

    Love these Seinfeld compilations. Thanks heaps❤

  • @tangleshootburrfoot36
    @tangleshootburrfoot36 Год назад +4

    It's nice; thank you for uploading! 😃
    However...it's funnier when George gets screwed. 🤣

  • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
    @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 Год назад +6

    I tried that same opening pick up line in real life ... it doesn't work.

  • @IamGenoBlack
    @IamGenoBlack Год назад +1

    "Don't worry, we'll find something for you." - George Costanza / Jerry Seinfeld

  • @silviodante93
    @silviodante93 Год назад +7

    Why can’t things like this happen for me?

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Год назад +4

      Have you tried insulting the owner of a Major League baseball team to his face?

  • @khalilbray7638
    @khalilbray7638 8 месяцев назад +1

    They should've done a only bad things happen George classic scenes

  • @elainehoodies
    @elainehoodies Год назад +4

    This guy will have a good career with the Mets

  • @ryanschultz4119
    @ryanschultz4119 10 месяцев назад

    It's funny how every good moment of George Castanza's from a decade long show. Can be shown in a 12 minute video. Lol.

  • @stephenchellgren1213
    @stephenchellgren1213 Год назад +1

    It's gold baby

  • @theforeverpuddle8754
    @theforeverpuddle8754 Год назад +2

    This video is amazing. George is the best.

  • @luisbarrera1
    @luisbarrera1 9 месяцев назад

    What an iconic character!

  • @wrinai
    @wrinai Год назад +1

    Really cool to see happy George

  • @hinthegroove9740
    @hinthegroove9740 6 месяцев назад

    These clips transport me to a better time 😊

  • @EbonyCoulter6723
    @EbonyCoulter6723 Год назад +2

    Georgia Georgia is a trip but some times 😄 😅😅

  • @vidyasagaryashvardhan1405
    @vidyasagaryashvardhan1405 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love this show

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 4 месяца назад +2

    Golf with a frisbee!

  • @SantaCruzCowboy
    @SantaCruzCowboy Год назад

    Thank you

  • @teejaylecapois9741
    @teejaylecapois9741 Год назад +2

    Love this 💕

  • @endgamefond
    @endgamefond 11 месяцев назад +1

    It's rare George could be that lucky

  • @anupam6233
    @anupam6233 7 месяцев назад +1

    'Only good things happen to George' ... That's a joke in itself !

  • @Goldone99
    @Goldone99 Год назад +3

    They call the show Seinfeld but what would it be without Costanza 😄

  • @willmcdade3878
    @willmcdade3878 Год назад +1

    Only bad things happening to George would be uploading 90% of Seinfeld 😂