“If you have a wife and child leaving then will increase your chances of survival greatly” my dad was 10 steps ahead of me this whole time...smart move dad..smart move
I was holding it together right up until he said "If you pushed when you should have pulled...you died." If I survived every other instance in this movie, that dam door would have killed me for sure.
That moment when you watched your entire family turn into zombies, survived for weeks without others help and had to kill several of your zombified friends just to die from your stupidity
I mean I want to say I would fight back, but the depressing nature of your chances of survival, not knowing if I'm actually dead or just trapped in by some disease/parasite that has taken over my body, thought of dying violently ripped a part, probably would just end it my own way
Basicaly that scene would never happen. They would know about the "sound" problem thus PROHIBIT it/end it. And Jerusalem taking in EVERYBODY? also wrong. Ethical/Religious stuff will prevent this. It would be Culture/Survival vs Religion, and Religion will win mark my words.
@@PongoXBongo But you can say there is a little of plot unarmor there, where TF is the helicopter that was surrounding JERUSALEM, how tf didn't it catch a full horde of zombies climbing upon each other
Actually I think the extremely quick spread of the infection would be its undoing. If it only takes 12secs to become a zombie, not a single plane with an infected person on board would be able to cross an ocean without crashing. So I think the infection would be limited to whichever continent on which it started. Also, countries would react extremely quickly and probably shoot down any planes / boats coming from the infected continent. So my guess is that you'd be doomed if you were on the continent where it started but you'd have a fair chance of surviving if you were seperated from the infection by a large body of water.
I almost entirely agree with you. That being said, these days there's a blast-proof door to the cockpit so it would be very possible for the pilots to not be infected (maybe not even detected), fly to where they're directed, and then escape through a window. What happens to the plane and all its undead occupants is up to chance and preparedness from there.
In the movie didn't they say that at first the virus took a lot longer to turn a person? And even if countries shut their borders and ground planes, there's still a zillion ways an infected person could get through. Most countries don't have fully guarded borders, and zombies aren't going to go to a border crossing and show ID. Probably the only places that would be okay are islands, and I guarantee some idiot on a yacht would dock somewhere in secret with his infected child in the hold, thinking he can save the kid somehow. ...I may have thought about this too much.
that thing with the truck at the beginning , actually happened to me. we were driving to another town when we came up to a red light. at the last minute we decided to get in the other lane. a few seconds later a semi blew through the red light like it wasn't even there. it did not even slow down. luckily there were no zombies or other cars involved. but , if we had not moved over when we did , we would be dead.
Yeah just to die in like a month because they have no acces to medical help, that is given if they don't first die of other desieses, hunger, thirs, accidents, or simply not being able to move normally depending on the type and state of the tumor(s). They ain't ending anything but themseves.
Thats what I thought clicking on this video lol. Apparently, I might still have cancerous cells in my body so if a zombie outbreak occurs I 'might' be safe lol
Weird thing to say but the guy at 11:07 was always someone that stood out to me. He’s very clearly a junkie and yet he was still a good enough person to give them a good amount of the medics they needed, some more that Also could work and send them on their way. And it’s likely he might also have survived because of the unhealthy amount of drugs he’s taken making him an unviable host for infection. Weird thing to focus on but it’s just something that stuck with me after watching.
“That plane is going to be at capacity with people hanging onto the wings and landing gear” this point was absolutely proven by the evacuation of Kabul just recently.
I think the thing about giving the virologist a firearm comes from the zombie survival guide (also written by max brooks) which basically says if you dont have firearm training a gun should be your last resort because you're either going to miss or hurt yourself as well as being loud enough to attract zombies from a huge distance. I think it was supposed to showcase that but kind of dropped the ball in explaining it.
@@emelitaaldave6663 Did you tell Sony to stop "self" promoting?? What about Microsoft?? They kept sending me the same ad about some BS software and they self promoting the Xbox Series X just like Sony is self promoting the PS5. Let's not be a hypocrite, Emelita.
I still can’t ducking understand why nobody who was terminally ill didn’t come out on the radio or phone someone and say… “Hey, wtf is happening? These things aren’t killing me someone come pick me up or something”
when you thought you are the main character who is immune to zombies because of your genes but found out at the end you just had a cancer and the zombies dont bother eating you
i think they dont bite them as an intention. they will bite you, if you trigger their reflexes.....like owo they wont bite me and shovel your arm into their throats to "proof it".
Actually no, think of it this way. The zombiefied now no longer have an immune system to deal with foreign invaders, especially of the viral kind. (Viruses can kill bacteria like normal cells, but only specialized species.) If you have a viral cold, the zombie virus would definitely want to avoid you because it doesn't want competition, if they bite it and get infected, soon enough they might have a massive pandemic INSIDE the ZOMBIE POPULATION.
Coder Stone But how would it identify the people who are sick? Thats the whole reason why we have pandemics because there isnt to my knowledge a way to see if someone has a virus without doing tests or exhibiting symptoms
@@Jibba I mean most sick people have a clear visual indicator that something isn't right, from yellowing of the skin from liver disease, fever, etc. The virus has the entire human brain's computing capacity to work with, and remember, disease spreads. This doesn't explain terminal diseases like autoimmune and cancer, but my guess is that the ones infected with another pathogen emit some of the pathogens simply from sweating and other bodily fluids, and the virus avoids them.
@@derp7468 terminal illness is something that can’t be cured and could cause death. Pretty sure asthma fits both. Without an inhaler people with asthma can die and you can’t “cure” it (yes you can get treatment but that’s to control it if you have really bad asthma)
The pharmacy bit is the most likely to me. People are panicky and the ones that went to the store are probably going to get the stupidest things like TP instead while completely forgetting about stuff like medicine.
The problem with WWZ type of runner zombies is the fact that even if I could run a marathon it would only mean that the zombies behind me would run faster and longer than I ever could.
@@TheAwesomejuan not to mention that our brain imposes limits on how much force we can exert, so that our muscles don't get torn. It's often used as an explanation as to why zombies are so much stronger than regular humans. Their brain doesn't stop them from overexerting their muscles. Our brain sometimes let the limits slide a little looser, when we have adrenaline pumping, and it's actually a dangerous situation. It'll cause some damage, but damage is better than being dead, our brain is just built different, idk.
1 quibble i always have with these types of zombies, is that they completely change how muscles and biology work xD. You couldn't move that fast for that long, because the muscles would start to break down after a short while. When we overabuse our muscles, we start producing a type of acid or smth to prevent us from moving our muscles when we don't have the oxygen for it. If we continue, we'd start breaking our legs down, and they'd eventually just simply not work anymore, like they wouldn't retract, or extend, they'd just die off, and now you don't have any legs anymore. Dunno how long it would take, but it definitely won't take an entire day.
@@RS-fy9hb a) it's called the lactic acid b) so you mean to say that the Dead don't care that their legs would die? :D Jokes aside, I do agree that the WWZ zombies don't make much sense. They haven't been shown to eat neither in the books nor the movie. I think in the book it was said that they're incapable of digestion and whatever food they have just rots in their bellies. I think a single wwz zombie wouldn't last too long. The amount they exert while hunting is just too much and they don't eat to regain their muscle mass so lying dormant in case of no prey doesn't do anything except prolong their short lives a bit more but I guess the whole virus was about one instant wave of zombies to get them all and infect the living to make more zombies instead of feeding and playing the long game. Basically, the virus wanted to infect everyone as quickly as possible, it was never about the long game.
@@TheAwesomejuan Are we going scientifically here? How far? Exhaustion in your limbs is caused by buildup of acids in your muscles from use. the tired feeling you get is response to that but the reason your limbs get heavy isnt because youre winded. That acid cant be used in converting chemical energy to kinetic energy and is essentially a waste byproduct. You can have as little care as measurably possible, if your body cant produce kinetic energy from the stores it has it cannot move. Want isn't a resolution. You can go on saying the virus produces this, but a virus isn't even a full cell. Unless the virus uses its own replicants as energy somehow, it can't produce calories needed to operate. Even if it did, the virus would just run itself to extinction doing that. Its not fun or exciting to overanalyze, but if we're going to use my real life limitations they're going to get the limitations of reality too.
It is funny how people (myself included) tend to assume we would be one of the few survivors in the apocalypse. When realistically, I’d probably die as soon as I was expected to run.
Realistically speaking, most of us would die in the opening moments. But you can't write a story of a protagonist who gets axed in the opening moments of the apocalypse, now can you? They need plot armor, just to keep the story going. Either that, or the story needs to be told from a different perspective and not have a protagonist at all. Just a narrator who goes over the events that transpired, like it was a documentary.
Hell yeah, with the shape I’m in now I’m not making shit. As tired as life got me right now I might just off myself if something like this started happening.
The first few hours would be hardest. Getting caught unawares and with no equipment, people panicking around you... after the initial incident, it's all about keeping moving.
There are two types of incidents like this. 1. The government and military stay in control. In this scenario finding a place to hide with enough food and water for around 2 months is enough to survive. In this scenario help is on the way. You are correct that the initial day is likely the hardest. 2. The government and military fall and there is no help coming no matter how long you wait. In this scenario you will starve within the first year. Or you will make a stupid risk that gets you killed in pursuit of more food. If society collapses, even without zombies around 1% of people could actually make it long term. And even less than 1% would actually survive because of the zombies.
@hamsterfromabove8905 True. Even a cold could kill you in Example 2. We take heated buildings and drinking water for granted. I'm UK based, and our winters seem to last from early November to April/May now. Water purification is a must, I know there's a method using stones in a bottle, and of course evaporating and condensing using plastic sheets... but these methods take time. I'd try farming potatoes and mushrooms as a food source, but if those crops fail, you're risking the undead. Complacency is also an issue. Look at some of the best characters in zombie fiction, killed by complacency/overconfidence. Roger in Dawn of the Dead is the most heartbreaking. But you got to think, survive 1 year, 2, 5, 10... it doesn't matter. One bite, you're dead. Break a limb, chances are you're screwed. As you age, eye sight diminishes, reaction time, everything. And finally, chances are radiation poisoning will get me. Nuclear plants going critical. England is small and windy enough for that to be a potential problem. That's assuming no one uses Nukes to clear the undead.
@@lewislewis3531 The worst part is that you wouldn't even know if you were in scenario 1 or 2. You wouldn't know if hiding for another 2 weeks saves you or if you'll never get help again. The ideal case would be you have 6 months of supplies. If you don't see hope within the first 6 months it's safe to say there's nothing left. But there would be a lot of people without enough supplies. Most people would take risks that would get them killed, even if they'd have been saved in 2 weeks if they'd kept hiding.
The shame of it is that Max Brooks’ (Mel Brooks’ son) book “World War Z” was actually very, very good. The zombies were slow movers, and it focused how different countries dealt with the zombies and how terrible choices eventually had to be made. There was no Brad Pitt character. When Brooks saw the movie he said something to the fact of it was like watching a movie he’d never seen because other than the title it had nothing to do with what he wrote.
@@kingmuizz708 The TLDR version was that the humans went on the offensive and acted like it was a conventional war. They targeted the head and formed groups where they stood back to back until they ran out of ammo. Civilians in remote areas were abandoned and in years the Earth except for Greenland and the bottom of the ocean is recaptured by humans
@@babydevil_X ah that's a badass ending compared to the cheap one the movie had. Also does that mean that the whole "terminal illness" thing wasn't in the books?
I was always drawn to the zombie genra because I've always loved the survival aspect of it. Thanks to my obsession i eventually began to learn survival skills such as farming, first aid, wild crafting/foraging, how to build shelter, look for water and make it potable, and most importantly friends who have skills i lack which i trade extra veggies from the garden and such with (never underestimate networking, it's literally impossible to do all the things needed for long term survival by yourself after all). If like me you like that aspect of the genra i highly recommend learning what you can. We may he unlikely to experience a zombie apocalypse, but the skills you learn can help in other disaster scenarios as well.
IKR although I’m faster then most average people I’m still one of the slowest in the military cuz the people in the military are fast asf I seen one of the marine race against someone that just went to basic training and he was the fastest guy that is running but the marine was just running backward and still beat him
@@Normandy-e8i Who is this "we" you speak of? Speak for yourself, stop trying to intimidate people and chill out. Also a lot of skinny people can't run long-distance for shit either (myself included).
I'd be the person who either dies from something completely preventable like falling down the stairs as I try to evacuate in a panic, never once even seeing a zombie OR I'd make it all the way to the end and accidently get caught up in the purging of the zombies, being evaporated or shot by the military. No in between.
I mean you still have a chance at least half a billion people survived sure a damn lot of infrastructure got damaged and you no longer have the man power to maintain it so start small
no one talks about how many die in panic. Just look up the fire statistics for people that die from a panicked crowd escaping a burning building. How it gets people killed vastly more often than it saves them.
10:28 the one issue I have with this video is at this point, terminally-ill patients have different chemical hormones in their blood stream, example being cancer. Dogs are able to pick up the scent of cancer in patients with a higher accuracy than some tests. I am not 100% sure if this applies to all terminal diseases, but a few more examples of this exist. The point is, it is very possible that these zombies might be able to tell who is going to die and who is not in the foreseeable future just from the hormones they excrete. The study of hormones caused by diseases is just in its infancy, making such definitive claims that these zombies are not be able to tell who is infected is simply as fictitious as zombies.
The only issue I see here is "they can't visually detect if your terminally ill" and that means they would attack you anyways. If that is the case, wouldn't they attack other zombies then? They can't visually tell.
If I looked out my window and saw zombies like *these* running down the street I would, without a thought, jump in front of a car or something. Not even gonna try.
Just ration food, close curtains, be quiet and wait. Also zombies might just move to different places like helicopters cause of the noise. Then your town is slightly populated by zombies. Atleast try 🤷
Yeah i always sharted my self thinking about a zombie outbreak, but a running zombie outbreak would just made me eat a bullet, fuck that its close to 0% chance of survival lol
Running is terrifying, but stacking upon themselves and create towers, giving them access anything in the air or the ability to scale any wall they choose?!? That doesn’t worry me at all!
I know this is nerdy, but I hate the way that zombies were portrayed in this move. In the walking dead, they portray zombies as slow and stupid, yet they are still a huge threat.
This movie was my first zombie movie (live action) when i was 10 , and i looked outside my window evry day at night and was super paranoid, man this movie is one of my favourites even though it's not considered as a good movie
I’ve been watching Nerd for years. Going back to a 4yr old video and seeing how he’s grown, his voice difference, and how the jokes hit different is great.
@@Deadhound141 exactly, it's not just about skill and intelligence, it's also about luck, being in the right place at the right time so yeah if ever an Apocalypse happens and you're near it you're fked
@@gus9351 still even after the first wave. You still need to learn how to cultivate the land and make food just to survive. Not to mention, water and weapons(traps and all). Oh man, it there was ever a zombie apocalypse like train to busan or WWZ I am offing myself fast. Plus cults and tribes that would actually appear. Oh man, I would be offing myself quick.
I think it's all luck based. Where would you be during a zombie apocalypse? On holiday? At a normal home? In a penthouse suite? In a shopping center? On a cruise? All have their benefits. To say 99% of ppl would die is a bit much. There would be atleast a few million survivors, not to mention the sick people the virus doesn't want. Zombies don't think, we do.
The note that people would be hanging onto the wings and the landing gear hits different after the evacuation of Afghanistan. Proves it true, and this was over a year ago. It's a dark world where horror comes to life.
Marie Drudi + We are really close we just need to wait till a deadly virus start causing zombies, hell even a vaccine in "I am Legend" caused a similar thing but they weren't zombie's so that's really a redundant point
I am a certified aircraft mechanic, 7-yr exp. trained on C-130J’s in the USAF. Just wanted to add that during the rainy night scene where they are trying to escape and had to refuel…you need minimum two people for refuel, three to be safe. Assuming you have all of the necessary equipment, the proper amount of fuel, battery having enough juice for refuel and engine start, AND everything is in working condition, you would still need 15-20 mins to fill it enough to travel anywhere. The time and attention required alone would render you zombie supper. Cheers.
WWZ book zombies: Traditional zombies, easily survivable if you know what you're doing. WWZ movie zombies: It's better to be hit by I truck going 70 mph than be bit by one of these things.
@@August_G Because of incompetence. Which is actually very believable. I'm not saying we wouldn't have had a global pandemic if we had better leadership, but we probably wouldn't have as high a death toll.
“What are the chances that you don’t make a sound?” A Quiet Place: am I a joke to you? Disclaimer: I know A Quiet Place has extremely different circumstances lol
@Pro Justice Guns make noise, and attract more zombies, and you will eventually run out of ammo. Especially with these Zombies, but even with the slower zombies you wan't to use a blunt object to the head to avoid blood splatter.
Flawrence Isenhart I mostly don’t need doctors or hospitals anymore as I’ve started to simply isolate myself and become a bit of a germophobe, my genetic disease is mostly about my articulations, scarification, and coagulation, so if I keep myself away from getting cut I’ll be ok. I also have been trained in first aid and because of my issues I’ve known how to put my joints into place and how to take care of cuts and bruises since I was 8. So maybe I’ll survive, variables exist but as for needing hospitals of nurses, I’m good.
Some animals can smell it when you have an illness, like dogs for example. Since the zombies are buffed af anyways, they prob have a really good nose as well.
Dogs can be trained for that and they can sense *SOME* things, not all. Their noses have evolved for smelling during millions of years. Human nose is basic at best, one of the most simple in nature. Minimal surface area and few smell nerves in comparison. There is no indication that the virus grows anything or transforms organs, mostly it is said that it just uses the human body. Expecting zombie noses to suddenly sense genetic disorder and diseases it has not come in contact before in: - seconds - from several meters away - while running - amongst burning oil and trash Yeah, it's just movie magic and lazy at that. Really don't understand why they butchered the book with that stupid thing. It makes no sense.
What I would do for the whole lethal injection thing is wrote down on a piece of paper "if I can take this, make the phone ring, make it ring again when I've successfully been infected" and hold it up to the camera, holding up a vial of the disease as well, going through them one at a time
@@alaric_ to be fair in the movie virus did evolve over time. It's a fact that part of our DNA is influenced by outside factors including viruses, that did in fact change our DNA. Also there are cases in animal kingdom where funguses and other parasites change behavior and sensory perception of their host. And we can see detached dead parts still moving in the movie but you find genetic mutation to nitpick, like bro, the detached finger is moving on its own I don't think that change in host sensors is something you need to worry about
@@alaric_ I agree with all your points, but let's assume for a second they do have that magic sixth sense that allows them to discern the healthy from the terminally ill at a moments notice. Why would they bother going out of their way to avoid them? Sure, they don't want to infect them, because they're sick, but they also actively avoid them and run around them on their way to healthy people. Why do they not just trample them into the ground or violently push them aside on their way to the healthy humans? There's a big difference between: 'Do not want to infect' and 'actively avoid harming them, because... reasons'
To be fair, there’s a chance that the zombies rely on smell more than sight in terms of detecting disease. I know I’ve heard of cases where dogs can detect certain ailments by smell so if we are already giving enough benefit of the doubt to assume zombies can turn *that* quickly, then it’s fair enough to assume that it could improve their sense of smell enough to allow them to detect certain diseases/ailments.
It makes perfect sense too. If the virus didnt have this behavioral property, the zombies would keep biting each other. Or even just the host biting itself until it dies of exhaustion. So it makes sense that a succesful "zombie virus" would be one that detects other zombies and not attacks them.
Hadeshorne Not every serious disease results in death without treatment. I know in the movie it states “terminal illness” but realistically there would be no way for the zombies to differentiate between terminal and chronic illnesses, especially since some chronic might physically be more damaging than terminal ones yet still be manageabke.
I've watched so many of these videos that when I have dreams of apocalypse situations, I start doing things like filling up water jugs and the bath tub full and covering windows with strategic peep holes.
"We've assembled the finest crew of misfits and rejects to take on this zombie threat. We got: the Fat Kid, the Asthmatic, the Guy in Wheelchair, and the Big Guy Who Keeps Trying to Eat His Shoe. All lead by a senile commander with inch-thick cataracts and a prosthetic leg. *This war is ours!* "
"This includes gym bros too, the bench press doesn't help when you have to climb 10 flights of stairs." I did not expect to be attacked so personally lmao
Well, it doesn't matter which zombies they are. They need food. If a survivor is lucky, plans well, all they have to do is survive for 2 weeks. Carnivorous organisms such as Crocodiles may live upto months without food. But Zombies are no normal carnivores. Plus, we don't know what the virus did to the metabolism. A) It would have used all the energy in the body that it consumed to convert the victim into a zombie. So unless, the Zombies find enough humans to kill and eat - which I am sure they will, the apocalypse will continue till millions become zombies. But however, the apocalypse may last only months. People in remote locations or those living in high altitudes with food supplies, may have a better chance as they can block the only way to their city/town/village and also kill any of those infected in the vicinity. To put it shortly, we can survive the apocalypse, but be mentally prepared to kill, survive and face PSTD that will haunt you for life/
@@Greensvenner Ironic, Zombie is classified to be the living dead. Hibernation requires animals to store fat in the form of energy and reduce their metabolic cycle. While it is theoretically possible in Zombies, for that they have to be "living" meaning their metabolism has to be active. I don't know what hoopla or theories have been created by sci-fi writers. But a Zombie has to eat enough and store fat or some other form of energy. For that, it has to eat like hell. And even if a Zombie consumes enough energy, it will be too slow to move as the extra fat will severely impact its moment. So, even if hibernation is possible in Zombies, they will only serve as a disadvantage and will still buy humanity time. See I understand this is fiction, but for some reason, I tend to be nitpicky about the basics :D Sorry about taht.
Why i wouldn't survive: I'm unfit I panic easily I would think to stay in an apartment room than to run so even if I don't die from a zombie apocalypse, I'd die from starvation or dehydration Even if someone were to drag me to my survival, I'm clumsy meaning I will eventually trip and die I have a sensitive nose meaning I'll sneeze easily to dust etc and I don't sneeze quietly I have so many reasons.. I just hope that even if there were zombies, I want walking dead zombies. Or "boyfriend of the dead" zombies.
@@noname-qq1uv Zombies are supernatural, and the zombies are fiction. And our human systems and brains are made to defend agaisn't the viruses, so "zombie virus" will NEVER happen.
What do you mean, "knowing how to use the grenade." That's literally the simplest part of the whole movie. Grip spoon, remove pin, get it the hell away from you.
@@coledodge7675 the problem is that they just keep coming, you don’t have time to build anything to keep them at bay. You’re just going from hideout to hideout. You’re talking about billions infected. Make up whatever scenario you want, now in that scenario always add thousands of these running at you, all the time. Most of these movies never tell if these zombies whither and die without feeding, it seems they just keep going, with the need to feed.
@@wow956 There would be some isolated areas with less/no inffected. Few and fad between but the places woukd exist. Would be possible to go under ground too.
Do you think you could survive WWZ?
I might I guess I am in football and track so maybe
Maaan, I can run like a mf but I deadass ain’t good for anything else in WWZ so ima die eventually cuz I messed up and made some type of noise
Nope I’m dead
Absolutely... NOT
My plan would be to get to the coast ASAP and find a decent sized boat to live on, a fishing rod and a desalination tool and I’m sorted.
“If you have a wife and child leaving then will increase your chances of survival greatly” my dad was 10 steps ahead of me this whole time...smart move dad..smart move
Except then you fall victim to guilt and demoralization.
🤣🤣🤣U made divorce or desertion look cool!!🤣🤣 Funny!
So is anybody gonna tell him or....
Self burn that’s rare
The old pick up milk at the store trick.
Zombies: *come for a character*
Character: "But I'm the main character"
Zombie: *Understandable, have a great day*
😂😂😂😂
Keegan Lockhart LOL
Bruh had me crackin hahahaha
😂
Bruh I don't know how I came up with something this funny
I was holding it together right up until he said "If you pushed when you should have pulled...you died." If I survived every other instance in this movie, that dam door would have killed me for sure.
i have looked at the shit say push and still pull before smh
That one iron door should say: say stop your not aloud out this open door
same that had me dead
Same here bro
I have a solution just run straight through the door at full speed.
When he was talking about the doors and said “ imagine if you pushed instead of pulled when a zombie is 2 secs behind you” I felt that
I know I wouldn’t live that scene. My dumbass sees a push sign on half of the door and I still pull
or if they were locked like so many doors would be locked from people attempting to hide or just places naturally being locked
That moment when you watched your entire family turn into zombies, survived for weeks without others help and had to kill several of your zombified friends just to die from your stupidity
I got stuck at a shop door for a solid five seconds once. The owner witnessed it. ☠️
Three ways to survive world war z:
Be terminally ill
Be the main character
Be the cameraman
Fourth way be in the military
Or at least be the pilot
If the cameraman isn’t as fit as the protagonist, you know it’s a fake cameraman.
be the narrator
Have a doom eternal chain gun
"You died in the car crash before you even knew it was the zombie apocalypse."
I don't think that's so bad.
it really isnt that bad
best way to go out given the circumstances.
@@dreamhunter5778 there is a Sith Lord who still exist known as Lord teleportdinero
My thoughts exactly
I mean I want to say I would fight back, but the depressing nature of your chances of survival, not knowing if I'm actually dead or just trapped in by some disease/parasite that has taken over my body, thought of dying violently ripped a part, probably would just end it my own way
“You’d die because everyone else around you also sucks”
Best line I ever heard😂😂😂
Basicaly that scene would never happen. They would know about the "sound" problem thus PROHIBIT it/end it. And Jerusalem taking in EVERYBODY? also wrong. Ethical/Religious stuff will prevent this. It would be Culture/Survival vs Religion, and Religion will win mark my words.
@@christianresel8051 Plus, it seems the people of Jerusalem didn't pay attention in history class. Even the mightiest of walls fall eventually.
Hey that’s what’s happening in the states rn
A simple corona virus nearly took out the world then imagine virus spreading in 12 seconds. ☠☠
@@PongoXBongo But you can say there is a little of plot unarmor there, where TF is the helicopter that was surrounding JERUSALEM, how tf didn't it catch a full horde of zombies climbing upon each other
Actually I think the extremely quick spread of the infection would be its undoing. If it only takes 12secs to become a zombie, not a single plane with an infected person on board would be able to cross an ocean without crashing. So I think the infection would be limited to whichever continent on which it started.
Also, countries would react extremely quickly and probably shoot down any planes / boats coming from the infected continent. So my guess is that you'd be doomed if you were on the continent where it started but you'd have a fair chance of surviving if you were seperated from the infection by a large body of water.
No need to shoot stuff down when tanks are a thing. What are they gonna do bite through the tank?
@@Jenna2kif they could tackle a helicopter midair down , youll be surprised what they would do to a tank hatch😂
That's why 28 days later and its sequel are a bit more realistic
I almost entirely agree with you. That being said, these days there's a blast-proof door to the cockpit so it would be very possible for the pilots to not be infected (maybe not even detected), fly to where they're directed, and then escape through a window. What happens to the plane and all its undead occupants is up to chance and preparedness from there.
In the movie didn't they say that at first the virus took a lot longer to turn a person? And even if countries shut their borders and ground planes, there's still a zillion ways an infected person could get through. Most countries don't have fully guarded borders, and zombies aren't going to go to a border crossing and show ID. Probably the only places that would be okay are islands, and I guarantee some idiot on a yacht would dock somewhere in secret with his infected child in the hold, thinking he can save the kid somehow.
...I may have thought about this too much.
*Zombies eating everyone*. Someone Terminally ill: "Hey, I'm terminally ill." Zombies: "Understandable Have A Great Day."
"Oh, then by all means. Carry on, kind sir. Hope you feel better."
Key Master “so I can eat you the second your cured”
At least the zombies are considerate about the sick -w-
@@_moondire_7771 such gentlemen :D
@@glowingman3435 "Absolutely! You'll be the first one I call"
zombie: *trys to attack*
person: “no i’m cameraman”
zombie: “oh okay sorry to bother you”
See guys, world war z CAN be beaten
The cameraman is a god thats why he survived
UNDERRATED
😂😂😂💀💀💀
He had covid
"They only attack healthy people"
Corona: *I got you hommie*
theres the fake virus memes
I don't need Corona becuz I got AIDS.
@@BerbinKing Interesting. Thanks for sharing with the class
@Rusty Kinkswho would win 400 300 pound fat dudes world warz infected or masterchief and his squad with another spartsn 2
Me with asthma:
that thing with the truck at the beginning , actually happened to me. we were driving to another town when we came up to a red light. at the last minute we decided to get in the other lane. a few seconds later a semi blew through the red light like it wasn't even there. it did not even slow down. luckily there were no zombies or other cars involved. but , if we had not moved over when we did , we would be dead.
Glad you survived
imagine if this was the way you found out you had cancer.
HAHA OMG 💀
Wait what
stxlk. s a t u r n the zombies won’t attack people that have illnesses
stxlk. s a t u r n or at least in this movie
channel ohhchannel oh ok
People with cancer: I’m gonna end this man whole career
Yeah just to die in like a month because they have no acces to medical help, that is given if they don't first die of other desieses, hunger, thirs, accidents, or simply not being able to move normally depending on the type and state of the tumor(s). They ain't ending anything but themseves.
@@guotyr2502 woooshhhhh
Thats what I thought clicking on this video lol. Apparently, I might still have cancerous cells in my body so if a zombie outbreak occurs I 'might' be safe lol
Goya Jumbo they did survive the apocalypse...
@@zoomdepic6444 i know it's a joke, it doesn't work here
That Jerusalem scene with the zombies climbing up and over the wall was one of the sickest scenes I’ve watched in a while
Ikr that shit would be fucking scary irl tho
Zombie on dat g fuel shit
Avatar Aang they wouldn’t have those big MF speakers irl, Israel knew a ton so they’d have it quiet asf
Hey we have the same 1st name
I see it on ads
Weird thing to say but the guy at 11:07 was always someone that stood out to me. He’s very clearly a junkie and yet he was still a good enough person to give them a good amount of the medics they needed, some more that Also could work and send them on their way. And it’s likely he might also have survived because of the unhealthy amount of drugs he’s taken making him an unviable host for infection. Weird thing to focus on but it’s just something that stuck with me after watching.
And he has a kid. Bro's got the dad strength.
junkies are still good people most of the time
@@youtubeuser4943 A good human down the wrong path. Happens all the time.
“They only attack healthy people”
1/3 of Americans: yay I’m immune
me
😂😂the sad truth about us
😂😂
Lmao! Nailed us!
I’m unhealthy a bit so I’m getting unhealthy so i can literally survive zombies and my family
“That plane is going to be at capacity with people hanging onto the wings and landing gear” this point was absolutely proven by the evacuation of Kabul just recently.
I’m high asf an said the same thing in my head😂😂😂
@@Melloman216 yoooooooooooo
@@Melloman216 just did the same thing
Yeh it was the first thing i thought about too
Aged like fine wine, and not a zombie in sight.
“This isnt the walking dead”
Me: No this is the running dead
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
😅
Underated comment XD Nice 1 mate
@@basileldose1719 thanks
I think the thing about giving the virologist a firearm comes from the zombie survival guide (also written by max brooks) which basically says if you dont have firearm training a gun should be your last resort because you're either going to miss or hurt yourself as well as being loud enough to attract zombies from a huge distance. I think it was supposed to showcase that but kind of dropped the ball in explaining it.
Zombies: Come for the side character
Side character: But I'm the one who saves the main character later
Zombies: Understandable, have a nice day.
Go watch part 2 on my channel. Please like.
Zombies: rrRRAAHHGGGHH!!
Me: But I'm baby.
Zombies: ruh?
Me: I'm baby.
*zombies move along*
@@taykeyjonezes3503 Stop Slef Promoting
@@emelitaaldave6663 Did you tell Sony to stop "self" promoting?? What about Microsoft?? They kept sending me the same ad about some BS software and they self promoting the Xbox Series X just like Sony is self promoting the PS5. Let's not be a hypocrite, Emelita.
@@taykeyjonezes3503 well the difference is you're a RUclips channel with 7 subs and they're multi-billion dollar companies so
I still can’t ducking understand why nobody who was terminally ill didn’t come out on the radio or phone someone and say…
“Hey, wtf is happening? These things aren’t killing me someone come pick me up or something”
when you thought you are the main character who is immune to zombies because of your genes but found out at the end you just had a cancer and the zombies dont bother eating you
@@fj094t58qjf that’s what I was thinking too 💀 imagine you are terminally ill but don’t even know it
i think they dont bite them as an intention. they will bite you, if you trigger their reflexes.....like owo they wont bite me and shovel your arm into their throats to "proof it".
I know right what the duck
Hey Uncle shoe. I'm Uncle Larry.
“They only attack healthy people”
Me with a bag of chips in my hand and soda next to it: Damn,guess I’m safe.
XD
Me too
No they don't attack people with a terminal illness. They kill lazy cunts.
Crazyoldman84 No, they don’t attack Froot Loops bois
😂😂😂😂
The biggest determining factor is where you happen to be in relation to the outbreak. You either have time to prepare or you don't
“If you have a wife or family your chances of dying is increased”
Me: Laughs in virgin
RIP all incels
Same
Me: *laughs cause im already dead from the truck in heaven*
Me: **laughs cuz I'll be too busy cutting their head off**
Yeah
Yeah the zombies literally trample over themselves and run into walls, no way they all just run around you because you have a cold
Actually no, think of it this way. The zombiefied now no longer have an immune system to deal with foreign invaders, especially of the viral kind. (Viruses can kill bacteria like normal cells, but only specialized species.) If you have a viral cold, the zombie virus would definitely want to avoid you because it doesn't want competition, if they bite it and get infected, soon enough they might have a massive pandemic INSIDE the ZOMBIE POPULATION.
Coder Stone But how would it identify the people who are sick? Thats the whole reason why we have pandemics because there isnt to my knowledge a way to see if someone has a virus without doing tests or exhibiting symptoms
@@Jibba I mean most sick people have a clear visual indicator that something isn't right, from yellowing of the skin from liver disease, fever, etc. The virus has the entire human brain's computing capacity to work with, and remember, disease spreads. This doesn't explain terminal diseases like autoimmune and cancer, but my guess is that the ones infected with another pathogen emit some of the pathogens simply from sweating and other bodily fluids, and the virus avoids them.
Duckay the virus is like,controlling the person,so when you have cold,the zombie virus,will avoid you,because it does not want any contact
@@lips1646 He wants to know HOW the virus knows that the person has a cold, not WHY it doesn't want to contact.
fast ass zombies: * sprinting towards me *
me: *DOES ASTHMA COUNT AS A DISEASE DOES ASTHMA COUNT AS A DISEASE??*
I think its a birth defect so ues
Yes, you wouldn’t be considered a healthy person since you have difficulty breathing
@@sillychuu the zombies only ignore terminally ill people so asthma doesn't count
@@derp7468 terminal illness is something that can’t be cured and could cause death. Pretty sure asthma fits both. Without an inhaler people with asthma can die and you can’t “cure” it (yes you can get treatment but that’s to control it if you have really bad asthma)
zombie: DO I CARE?
The pharmacy bit is the most likely to me.
People are panicky and the ones that went to the store are probably going to get the stupidest things like TP instead while completely forgetting about stuff like medicine.
When covid first started I saw 2 women fighting over toilet paper. Most people wouldn’t handle this
The problem with WWZ type of runner zombies is the fact that even if I could run a marathon it would only mean that the zombies behind me would run faster and longer than I ever could.
Also the zombie has no care for its body and would probably run until its legs fell off while us regular humans would get tired and slow down.
@@TheAwesomejuan not to mention that our brain imposes limits on how much force we can exert, so that our muscles don't get torn. It's often used as an explanation as to why zombies are so much stronger than regular humans. Their brain doesn't stop them from overexerting their muscles.
Our brain sometimes let the limits slide a little looser, when we have adrenaline pumping, and it's actually a dangerous situation. It'll cause some damage, but damage is better than being dead, our brain is just built different, idk.
1 quibble i always have with these types of zombies, is that they completely change how muscles and biology work xD. You couldn't move that fast for that long, because the muscles would start to break down after a short while. When we overabuse our muscles, we start producing a type of acid or smth to prevent us from moving our muscles when we don't have the oxygen for it. If we continue, we'd start breaking our legs down, and they'd eventually just simply not work anymore, like they wouldn't retract, or extend, they'd just die off, and now you don't have any legs anymore. Dunno how long it would take, but it definitely won't take an entire day.
@@RS-fy9hb
a) it's called the lactic acid
b) so you mean to say that the Dead don't care that their legs would die? :D
Jokes aside, I do agree that the WWZ zombies don't make much sense. They haven't been shown to eat neither in the books nor the movie. I think in the book it was said that they're incapable of digestion and whatever food they have just rots in their bellies. I think a single wwz zombie wouldn't last too long. The amount they exert while hunting is just too much and they don't eat to regain their muscle mass so lying dormant in case of no prey doesn't do anything except prolong their short lives a bit more but I guess the whole virus was about one instant wave of zombies to get them all and infect the living to make more zombies instead of feeding and playing the long game.
Basically, the virus wanted to infect everyone as quickly as possible, it was never about the long game.
@@TheAwesomejuan Are we going scientifically here? How far? Exhaustion in your limbs is caused by buildup of acids in your muscles from use. the tired feeling you get is response to that but the reason your limbs get heavy isnt because youre winded. That acid cant be used in converting chemical energy to kinetic energy and is essentially a waste byproduct. You can have as little care as measurably possible, if your body cant produce kinetic energy from the stores it has it cannot move. Want isn't a resolution. You can go on saying the virus produces this, but a virus isn't even a full cell. Unless the virus uses its own replicants as energy somehow, it can't produce calories needed to operate. Even if it did, the virus would just run itself to extinction doing that. Its not fun or exciting to overanalyze, but if we're going to use my real life limitations they're going to get the limitations of reality too.
“They only attack healthy people”
*Casually Injects myself with Ebola*
*eats bat* big brain
You guys are weird for that lol
Na man i would just get the flue or smth
play with floam to get skin cancer
@@cosmox.cystance4751 smart answer
It is funny how people (myself included) tend to assume we would be one of the few survivors in the apocalypse. When realistically, I’d probably die as soon as I was expected to run.
Yeah everyone wants to be the protagonist
Oh no, no. I know I’d die. Especially *this* zombie apocalypse.
Realistically speaking, most of us would die in the opening moments. But you can't write a story of a protagonist who gets axed in the opening moments of the apocalypse, now can you? They need plot armor, just to keep the story going. Either that, or the story needs to be told from a different perspective and not have a protagonist at all. Just a narrator who goes over the events that transpired, like it was a documentary.
Hell yeah, with the shape I’m in now I’m not making shit. As tired as life got me right now I might just off myself if something like this started happening.
@@jaysmooth4998 no believe me, if there was a zombie apocalypse, then it would be better!!!
Population is more bad than a zombie apocalypse...think.
The first few hours would be hardest. Getting caught unawares and with no equipment, people panicking around you... after the initial incident, it's all about keeping moving.
There are two types of incidents like this.
1. The government and military stay in control. In this scenario finding a place to hide with enough food and water for around 2 months is enough to survive. In this scenario help is on the way. You are correct that the initial day is likely the hardest.
2. The government and military fall and there is no help coming no matter how long you wait. In this scenario you will starve within the first year. Or you will make a stupid risk that gets you killed in pursuit of more food. If society collapses, even without zombies around 1% of people could actually make it long term. And even less than 1% would actually survive because of the zombies.
@hamsterfromabove8905 True. Even a cold could kill you in Example 2. We take heated buildings and drinking water for granted. I'm UK based, and our winters seem to last from early November to April/May now. Water purification is a must, I know there's a method using stones in a bottle, and of course evaporating and condensing using plastic sheets... but these methods take time. I'd try farming potatoes and mushrooms as a food source, but if those crops fail, you're risking the undead.
Complacency is also an issue. Look at some of the best characters in zombie fiction, killed by complacency/overconfidence. Roger in Dawn of the Dead is the most heartbreaking.
But you got to think, survive 1 year, 2, 5, 10... it doesn't matter. One bite, you're dead. Break a limb, chances are you're screwed. As you age, eye sight diminishes, reaction time, everything.
And finally, chances are radiation poisoning will get me. Nuclear plants going critical. England is small and windy enough for that to be a potential problem. That's assuming no one uses Nukes to clear the undead.
@@lewislewis3531 The worst part is that you wouldn't even know if you were in scenario 1 or 2. You wouldn't know if hiding for another 2 weeks saves you or if you'll never get help again.
The ideal case would be you have 6 months of supplies. If you don't see hope within the first 6 months it's safe to say there's nothing left.
But there would be a lot of people without enough supplies. Most people would take risks that would get them killed, even if they'd have been saved in 2 weeks if they'd kept hiding.
Surviving is easy. I would go to a small town. And then i would just build some Iron GOlems to slay the zombies that do come.
And trade with the villagers for stonks
Ez strats
Easier said than done
You are a madman sir.
BIG BRAIN
The shame of it is that Max Brooks’ (Mel Brooks’ son) book “World War Z” was actually very, very good. The zombies were slow movers, and it focused how different countries dealt with the zombies and how terrible choices eventually had to be made. There was no Brad Pitt character. When Brooks saw the movie he said something to the fact of it was like watching a movie he’d never seen because other than the title it had nothing to do with what he wrote.
@@13grappler mind giving me a cliffnotes on the book? It sounds pretty awesome but I can't read it rn given I'm really busy with uni work...
@@kingmuizz708 the book is drastically different from the movie. It's a whole lot more grounded, right down to the ending. There wasn't a miracle cure
@@CMTechnica could you tell me what happens toward the end pls?
@@kingmuizz708 The TLDR version was that the humans went on the offensive and acted like it was a conventional war. They targeted the head and formed groups where they stood back to back until they ran out of ammo. Civilians in remote areas were abandoned and in years the Earth except for Greenland and the bottom of the ocean is recaptured by humans
@@babydevil_X ah that's a badass ending compared to the cheap one the movie had.
Also does that mean that the whole "terminal illness" thing wasn't in the books?
"you're still 100% screwed, but at least you think you have a chance."
Quote of the day
You can say that to yourself so you'll feel good
That's basically life
Not even a quote
I was always drawn to the zombie genra because I've always loved the survival aspect of it. Thanks to my obsession i eventually began to learn survival skills such as farming, first aid, wild crafting/foraging, how to build shelter, look for water and make it potable, and most importantly friends who have skills i lack which i trade extra veggies from the garden and such with (never underestimate networking, it's literally impossible to do all the things needed for long term survival by yourself after all). If like me you like that aspect of the genra i highly recommend learning what you can. We may he unlikely to experience a zombie apocalypse, but the skills you learn can help in other disaster scenarios as well.
I would be trading bullets and or fuel and batteries for your vegetables
Stair master point. All I heard was "Rule number one: Cardio." Lol
ding ding
remember to wear your seatbelts!
@@nnitro Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride
@@CaliMexDrifter oh. i forgot. DOUBLE TAP!
Ha, I knew i5
When he said “you’re probably dead because you can’t run at all” I felt that LMAOOOO
someone's fat
IKR although I’m faster then most average people I’m still one of the slowest in the military cuz the people in the military are fast asf I seen one of the marine race against someone that just went to basic training and he was the fastest guy that is running but the marine was just running backward and still beat him
@@oachilis Kid.... We know you aren't in the military. Le'ts get real here.
@@Normandy-e8i Who is this "we" you speak of? Speak for yourself, stop trying to intimidate people and chill out. Also a lot of skinny people can't run long-distance for shit either (myself included).
@@sarahomalley3760 you're a fucking idiot if you believe him. give it a rest, I won't read your next reply.
I'd be the person who either dies from something completely preventable like falling down the stairs as I try to evacuate in a panic, never once even seeing a zombie OR I'd make it all the way to the end and accidently get caught up in the purging of the zombies, being evaporated or shot by the military.
No in between.
I mean you still have a chance at least half a billion people survived sure a damn lot of infrastructure got damaged and you no longer have the man power to maintain it so start small
no one talks about how many die in panic. Just look up the fire statistics for people that die from a panicked crowd escaping a burning building. How it gets people killed vastly more often than it saves them.
10:28 the one issue I have with this video is at this point, terminally-ill patients have different chemical hormones in their blood stream, example being cancer. Dogs are able to pick up the scent of cancer in patients with a higher accuracy than some tests. I am not 100% sure if this applies to all terminal diseases, but a few more examples of this exist. The point is, it is very possible that these zombies might be able to tell who is going to die and who is not in the foreseeable future just from the hormones they excrete. The study of hormones caused by diseases is just in its infancy, making such definitive claims that these zombies are not be able to tell who is infected is simply as fictitious as zombies.
Zombies: Come for the cameraman
Cameraman: "But I'm the cameraman"
Zombies: Understandable, have a great day.
Your lame ass joke gave me cancer.
Good news you wont die from zombies
@@4skin595 gz on being saved from the zombies
*definitely not stolen*
One of Cameraman dies in train to busan
This movie made zombies even more scary than they were before this movie
*28 weeks later* says hello
are you 12 or something?
@@crowei can 28 week later zombies take down helicopters?
What about dawn of the dead 2005 I think
You've definitely never watched Train to Busan, it's what inspired world war z except WWZ is a shitty movie.
“These zombies are basically on one of the highest difficulty settings.” 🤣
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Optimus prime
Superman is lame
Id survive legit any other zombie apoc but this one wwz is my nightmare id not survive this one
Lmao kai didnt grow up reading comics he watched dragon ball z
I loved the comment instantly
@@human3213 yes
The only issue I see here is "they can't visually detect if your terminally ill" and that means they would attack you anyways. If that is the case, wouldn't they attack other zombies then? They can't visually tell.
Sometimes you cant visually see for example if milk has gone bad, but a smell will tell you, would you still drink it? 😅
I'd be one of those people who gets hit by the truck at the very beginning.
Tbh, same
“You don’t even know it’s the apocalypse yet and you’re already dead.” 🤣 🤣
@@jayson8821 *PRECISELY*
@@princessloveheartglitter agreed
@@snakestealer1739 although they kinda lucky no torment of being a zombie or scared of getting bitten
Me waiting until Brad Pitt see's this to say that he will
i almost got chills when he said if you pull instead of push.
I think it would be worse if you had to pull and you pushed.
such a small yet very sensible argument. in the split second u have to pull; you push and ur fuked
Swears bro I literally imagined myself in that situation
@@dannyB900 in that split second I would've already pooped, pissed, cried and regreting being such an idiot💀
Who has time to pull or push a door in a zombie apocalypse, head down run straight through it brain damage style
I had no idea that I wouldn't survive a deadly global plague. Thanks for the insight!
If I looked out my window and saw zombies like *these* running down the street I would, without a thought, jump in front of a car or something. Not even gonna try.
Ikr who would even want to live during a zombie apocalypse
better die a painless death than having a 0.001% to survive traumatized
Yes it is I whom was hut by a mac truck
Just ration food, close curtains, be quiet and wait. Also zombies might just move to different places like helicopters cause of the noise. Then your town is slightly populated by zombies.
Atleast try 🤷
Then it is found out that it was a limited case in your neighborhood, and got solved well
"Do you have the physique to survive?"
Me: No
_video ends_
part 3 end.
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.🌪️
I have a chronic, incurable disease, so I'm safe despite not having a good physique, lmao.
Oh shit 😂
@@maxellaroe I don't think you're safe when you have an incurable disease
The fact that the zombies can run IS RIDICULOUS AND TERRIFYING
Yeah i always sharted my self thinking about a zombie outbreak, but a running zombie outbreak would just made me eat a bullet, fuck that its close to 0% chance of survival lol
Running is terrifying, but stacking upon themselves and create towers, giving them access anything in the air or the ability to scale any wall they choose?!? That doesn’t worry me at all!
@@rusty9038
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@@rusty9038 Yeah that was super sick. At that point, I would just want to be a zombie 😒
I know this is nerdy, but I hate the way that zombies were portrayed in this move. In the walking dead, they portray zombies as slow and stupid, yet they are still a huge threat.
Believe me, as a zombie invasion started, my chances of surviving 24hrs starts at -10% and goes down from there as the minutes pass by
“So your chances of survival is 1 percent”
The camera man: *laughing intensifies*
Me: "Hachoo?"
Zombie: "Understandable, have a nice day."
178 likes and not a single reply
LMFAOAOAOOA 10/10
If I had 2 years to prepare for this type of zombie apocalypse I'd still die.
Everyone would
@@dragon-jz2pv yeah they just don't want to admit, like me they sit in their gaming chairs for hours on end😂
Haha, awesome comment.
@@christianc.christian5025 thank you
@@dragon-jz2pv It wouldn’t be that hard to find some way to just get to a remote island where you could fish in 2 years.
This movie was my first zombie movie (live action) when i was 10 , and i looked outside my window evry day at night and was super paranoid, man this movie is one of my favourites even though it's not considered as a good movie
These Zombies: We attack healthy persons.
Me:coughs*
The Zombies: aight this boy is unhealthy.
Underrated :)
Imagine being the first to be infected... you essentially didnt even have a chance
You essentially ended all those people’s whole careers
How to survive a zombie apocalypse: *set to peaceful mode*
@@Shrek_Now_go_away *DELETE WORLD*
ZM Production /kill@e[type=infected]
That's exactly me when I play call of duty infected 😅
Why is there no fat zombies in this movie. Especially when they were in the United States
Cause there’s no boss
They probably burn off all that fat with constant crazed running or they're starving or their fat is literally rotting off their body
bruh didint you pay attention they olnly attack healthy
Never before have I been so offended by something that I 100% agree with
Thicc Boi DSH sorry
Haha "this is you" part was hilarious. Just found your vids. Good stuff
Me: minor milk allergy and asthma
Zombies: understandable, have a nice day
@souvik ghorai I'm pretty sure they were just joking bud 😂
Lamp Just because it’s a joke doesn’t mean they get a pass to be dumb. Especially a joke as unoriginal as this.
PandaScopeXL damn bro that’s crazy, but I don’t remember asking
@@ianmcdonald9233 pee pee poo poo
@@FPSGuy100 Bud I think you're taking a joke too far, who cares if its unoriginal or not? 😂
“One of the highest difficulty settings zombies” as we say in COD zombies, things don’t get dirty till you hit round 30
Or Round 25, depending on what how you play.
@@TheCursedCat1927 difficulty on zombies? What is this bs
@@nathenbosher1067
I was playing L4D2 at the time, and just misplacee words.
But no, Round 25 really is when fun begins...
When u can't even get past 20 EDIT:I meant me btw
Alan Heller all fun and games until u see the witch standing in the corner eyeballing you
Brad Pitt: *Has plot armor*
Also Bradd Pitt: *Has an anoying kid that makes the plot more difficult*
Also, also Brad Pitt: *Plot armor intensifies*
I’ve been watching Nerd for years. Going back to a 4yr old video and seeing how he’s grown, his voice difference, and how the jokes hit different is great.
Honestly, i would rather die instantly instead of trying to survive
99.999% of us would die. Hoards of running zombies who can turn you into one of them in a few seconds vs average people.
@@Deadhound141 exactly, it's not just about skill and intelligence, it's also about luck, being in the right place at the right time so yeah if ever an Apocalypse happens and you're near it you're fked
@@gus9351 still even after the first wave. You still need to learn how to cultivate the land and make food just to survive. Not to mention, water and weapons(traps and all). Oh man, it there was ever a zombie apocalypse like train to busan or WWZ I am offing myself fast. Plus cults and tribes that would actually appear. Oh man, I would be offing myself quick.
I think it's all luck based. Where would you be during a zombie apocalypse? On holiday? At a normal home? In a penthouse suite? In a shopping center? On a cruise? All have their benefits. To say 99% of ppl would die is a bit much. There would be atleast a few million survivors, not to mention the sick people the virus doesn't want. Zombies don't think, we do.
@@jimboindamix6232 1% of the current population is more than 70 million.
Nerd Explains: " What are the chances that you wont make a noise? "
A Quiet Place Cast: say that again right now.
My snoring: I'm a joke to you?
@@Sasael tip: if u sleep on ur belly u wont snore
Nobody:
People: you need cardio
Also zombies: *run 5X faster than usain bolt*
Zombies in that movie run faster than a damn cheetah
The zombies in this movie are on max settings beating out 28 days later zombies by a mile and a half
Also zombies: 𝟱 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲
Columbia: *bass boosted* C A R D I O
Jokes on you, I have cancer so the zombies wouldn’t even touch me
Twinssss
The note that people would be hanging onto the wings and the landing gear hits different after the evacuation of Afghanistan. Proves it true, and this was over a year ago. It's a dark world where horror comes to life.
Bro
That's what I thought now watching.
Yea and the plane still took of with people still on the wings and stuff
Marie Drudi + We are really close we just need to wait till a deadly virus start causing zombies, hell even a vaccine in "I am Legend" caused a similar thing but they weren't zombie's so that's really a redundant point
Sharia law is a zombie apocalypse....
I think I would survive, I’m just built different.
How so
Österreichischer Patriot / Austrian Patriot
More plot armor than Brad Pitt
@@LordWyatt I have seen many movies with plot armor but never the amount Brad in this one, will be hard to overcome
You forgot the 😈
@@kentuckybeararms yeah because this joke hasn't been said a million times on instagram and twitter get a fucking life
I am a certified aircraft mechanic, 7-yr exp. trained on C-130J’s in the USAF. Just wanted to add that during the rainy night scene where they are trying to escape and had to refuel…you need minimum two people for refuel, three to be safe. Assuming you have all of the necessary equipment, the proper amount of fuel, battery having enough juice for refuel and engine start, AND everything is in working condition, you would still need 15-20 mins to fill it enough to travel anywhere. The time and attention required alone would render you zombie supper. Cheers.
skrt‼️😳we work twice2️⃣ as hard ❌stay afterschool 😔but 😤you dont hear 👂🏾us breathing ⛔️stop complaining ‼️😐
also, fact that it kept switching between a c130, and a russian an12
also that it kept switching from a c130 and a an12, was annoying as hell (c130 former navigator)
Also keeping the fuel trucks far away from planes, when not in use for obvious reasons, also is time consuming and loud to drive to the plane.
Where do you live your coming with me in the zombie apocalypse
4:57
This kid just lost his entire family...how Gerry huggs him as a father would hug his son really pulls at your heart strings 🥺😞
WWZ book zombies: Traditional zombies, easily survivable if you know what you're doing.
WWZ movie zombies: It's better to be hit by I truck going 70 mph than be bit by one of these things.
And the book zombies were able to bring the world to its knees just the same as the movie zombies.
@@August_G Because of incompetence. Which is actually very believable. I'm not saying we wouldn't have had a global pandemic if we had better leadership, but we probably wouldn't have as high a death toll.
@@18Hongo the deaths are the same as the previous years, there's pretty much nothing wrong, quit fucking whining
@@18Hongo Honestly it’s more of people’s stupidity instead of the government in most cases.
@@whyyoumadbro2370 Both
“What are the chances that you don’t make a sound?”
A Quiet Place: am I a joke to you?
Disclaimer: I know A Quiet Place has extremely different circumstances lol
Everyone: either dies or has a gun and training.
Walking Dead fans: “I’ve been preparing to survive a zombie outbreak since the first episode.”
Sasageyo
Gamers who played resident evil: "I'm 8 parallel universes ahead of you"
@@Cypher-ey5ip hell yea😂
Yesss
@Pro Justice Guns make noise, and attract more zombies, and you will eventually run out of ammo. Especially with these Zombies, but even with the slower zombies you wan't to use a blunt object to the head to avoid blood splatter.
"havent done anything to actually prepare."
I literally made a 43 page long survival guide when I was 16
Max Brooks?))
I have a genetic disease and immunodeficiency, so I’d survive the zombies.
Flawrence Isenhart I mostly don’t need doctors or hospitals anymore as I’ve started to simply isolate myself and become a bit of a germophobe, my genetic disease is mostly about my articulations, scarification, and coagulation, so if I keep myself away from getting cut I’ll be ok. I also have been trained in first aid and because of my issues I’ve known how to put my joints into place and how to take care of cuts and bruises since I was 8. So maybe I’ll survive, variables exist but as for needing hospitals of nurses, I’m good.
BlueBird You already have story heroine vibes so you’ll survive haha
NekoRice Nah I don’t have the luck of a Heroine protagonist hahaha
@@nekorice35 with a symbol already, the blue bird. Twitter for short xD
Rod Maiquez Gezuz hahahah lmao
Some animals can smell it when you have an illness, like dogs for example.
Since the zombies are buffed af anyways, they prob have a really good nose as well.
Dogs can be trained for that and they can sense *SOME* things, not all. Their noses have evolved for smelling during millions of years. Human nose is basic at best, one of the most simple in nature. Minimal surface area and few smell nerves in comparison. There is no indication that the virus grows anything or transforms organs, mostly it is said that it just uses the human body.
Expecting zombie noses to suddenly sense genetic disorder and diseases it has not come in contact before in:
- seconds
- from several meters away
- while running
- amongst burning oil and trash
Yeah, it's just movie magic and lazy at that. Really don't understand why they butchered the book with that stupid thing. It makes no sense.
What I would do for the whole lethal injection thing is wrote down on a piece of paper "if I can take this, make the phone ring, make it ring again when I've successfully been infected" and hold it up to the camera, holding up a vial of the disease as well, going through them one at a time
@@alaric_ to be fair in the movie virus did evolve over time.
It's a fact that part of our DNA is influenced by outside factors including viruses, that did in fact change our DNA. Also there are cases in animal kingdom where funguses and other parasites change behavior and sensory perception of their host.
And we can see detached dead parts still moving in the movie but you find genetic mutation to nitpick, like bro, the detached finger is moving on its own I don't think that change in host sensors is something you need to worry about
GOD BLESS COVID!
@@alaric_ I agree with all your points, but let's assume for a second they do have that magic sixth sense that allows them to discern the healthy from the terminally ill at a moments notice. Why would they bother going out of their way to avoid them? Sure, they don't want to infect them, because they're sick, but they also actively avoid them and run around them on their way to healthy people. Why do they not just trample them into the ground or violently push them aside on their way to the healthy humans?
There's a big difference between: 'Do not want to infect' and 'actively avoid harming them, because... reasons'
"You don't have Brad Pitt's exceedingly thicc plot armor"
I'm fucking dead lmao
I dont think brad pit has plot armor he's just so powerful that it seems like he has plot armor and he's brad pit
Zombies: **exist**
Terminally ill people: how the turn tables
He said only to die the next day.
At least if you got bit you know you’re healthy
How the tables have turn*
BerbyIsTheWordy its a reference from The Office
@@BerbinKing"oh, how the turn tables..."
-Michael Scott
To be fair, there’s a chance that the zombies rely on smell more than sight in terms of detecting disease. I know I’ve heard of cases where dogs can detect certain ailments by smell so if we are already giving enough benefit of the doubt to assume zombies can turn *that* quickly, then it’s fair enough to assume that it could improve their sense of smell enough to allow them to detect certain diseases/ailments.
hmm, good point!
It makes perfect sense too. If the virus didnt have this behavioral property, the zombies would keep biting each other. Or even just the host biting itself until it dies of exhaustion. So it makes sense that a succesful "zombie virus" would be one that detects other zombies and not attacks them.
in the movie they said that the zombies spread a feromone, hormone? or whatever, to detect who's healthy or not
Honestly I thought this was common sense but I keep seeing videos of people saying that they use their eye sight to defect the unhealthy
@NieHou they have a human body that cannot smell diseases
“They only attack healthy people.” This is the only zombie outbreak I could survive.
Same
Until you run out of whatever meds are keeping you alive.
Hadeshorne Not every serious disease results in death without treatment. I know in the movie it states “terminal illness” but realistically there would be no way for the zombies to differentiate between terminal and chronic illnesses, especially since some chronic might physically be more damaging than terminal ones yet still be manageabke.
@@gwyndolwin Coder Stone
I read your name as Sean
I've watched so many of these videos that when I have dreams of apocalypse situations, I start doing things like filling up water jugs and the bath tub full and covering windows with strategic peep holes.
"We've assembled the finest crew of misfits and rejects to take on this zombie threat. We got: the Fat Kid, the Asthmatic, the Guy in Wheelchair, and the Big Guy Who Keeps Trying to Eat His Shoe. All lead by a senile commander with inch-thick cataracts and a prosthetic leg. *This war is ours!* "
PERFECTLY PREPARED!!!!!👌
Aaron Claypool what about Vape Lord
"This includes gym bros too, the bench press doesn't help when you have to climb 10 flights of stairs."
I did not expect to be attacked so personally lmao
You don’t need to be the first up the stairs. Just make sure you aren’t last lol
Bench bros, go prone and climb stairs with your pectoral muscles. Use your training.
Lol
But what about the squat
@@BennyTygohome what about the squat tho. You guys seem like you skip leg day
Just lock yourself in the Overlook hotel from the shining. It's isolated and it has plenty of food.
@Erica Sanchez-Barrera It would be nice with Jack Nicholson.
Yeah, but it’s also haunted by ghost girls who kill you.
@@Jack_OutsideTheBox Plenty of people stay in the hotel fine. It’s just people who are “gifted” that it consumes.
Right
If Mrs Torens is there i'd rather take my chances with the sprinting zombies
I'm slowly working my way back in your playlist and damn, you got so much better at vocals in the next three years.
Honestly, any time I talk about the zombie apocalypse I always add the disclaimer; "as long as they aren't WWZ or resident evil zombies, we are good"
Well, it doesn't matter which zombies they are. They need food. If a survivor is lucky, plans well, all they have to do is survive for 2 weeks. Carnivorous organisms such as Crocodiles may live upto months without food. But Zombies are no normal carnivores. Plus, we don't know what the virus did to the metabolism. A) It would have used all the energy in the body that it consumed to convert the victim into a zombie. So unless, the Zombies find enough humans to kill and eat - which I am sure they will, the apocalypse will continue till millions become zombies. But however, the apocalypse may last only months. People in remote locations or those living in high altitudes with food supplies, may have a better chance as they can block the only way to their city/town/village and also kill any of those infected in the vicinity. To put it shortly, we can survive the apocalypse, but be mentally prepared to kill, survive and face PSTD that will haunt you for life/
@@aswinastro didnt you hear they hybernate to survive for months?
@@Greensvenner Ironic, Zombie is classified to be the living dead. Hibernation requires animals to store fat in the form of energy and reduce their metabolic cycle. While it is theoretically possible in Zombies, for that they have to be "living" meaning their metabolism has to be active. I don't know what hoopla or theories have been created by sci-fi writers. But a Zombie has to eat enough and store fat or some other form of energy. For that, it has to eat like hell. And even if a Zombie consumes enough energy, it will be too slow to move as the extra fat will severely impact its moment. So, even if hibernation is possible in Zombies, they will only serve as a disadvantage and will still buy humanity time. See I understand this is fiction, but for some reason, I tend to be nitpicky about the basics :D Sorry about taht.
Even those ones from Train to Busan
Yes! I usually exclude the 28 Days Later infection. Although if you're prepared for blood vomit in the face it will help your odds lol
Why i wouldn't survive:
I'm unfit
I panic easily
I would think to stay in an apartment room than to run so even if I don't die from a zombie apocalypse, I'd die from starvation or dehydration
Even if someone were to drag me to my survival,
I'm clumsy meaning I will eventually trip and die
I have a sensitive nose meaning I'll sneeze easily to dust etc and I don't sneeze quietly
I have so many reasons.. I just hope that even if there were zombies, I want walking dead zombies. Or "boyfriend of the dead" zombies.
armored door 5000$ + 700cans of food 2000$ = you survived even sneezing loodly
@@omnianti0 700 cans too small
@@aoxgam3r274 50kg rice + 4 butane canister + 1 palet 1m3 of water =500$
once you get malnourished but you have little energy, ur pretty much temporarily immune
@@tsugi6382 the whole story not make sens
I feel like these videos of zombie movies are just survival guides he's making for when december 2020 hits
the prediction? I really think it's true because nothing is impossible to happen these days, also the fact that there's another virus from China
When it does happen will we be ready
@@noname-qq1uv Zombies are supernatural, and the zombies are fiction. And our human systems and brains are made to defend agaisn't the viruses, so "zombie virus" will NEVER happen.
Nuno Soares thank you bro, because my biggest fear is zombies
Nuno Soares your giving me hope that there will never be a zombie apocalypse
What do you mean, "knowing how to use the grenade." That's literally the simplest part of the whole movie. Grip spoon, remove pin, get it the hell away from you.
Best option is to live on a boat with a fishing rod and something to cook the fish with
sike, they can *swim* !!! In the book there are hordes of zombies underwater, killing ocean creatures and attacking any ships on sight.
How would u get water tho
@@geemailman3716 theres water all around u in the ocean
Yes but desalination isn't as easy as it seems. Ocean water isnt drinkable.
@@vincy7171 lmao that's not how it works, and u can't boil water to get the salt out, it's the other way around, you boil the water to get the salt
No one would survive if the “zombies” could run full speed with that carelessness. Eventually they would win, they’re just to fast.
I mean you don’t think some people in the military would survive?
@@coledodge7675 the problem is that they just keep coming, you don’t have time to build anything to keep them at bay. You’re just going from hideout to hideout. You’re talking about billions infected. Make up whatever scenario you want, now in that scenario always add thousands of these running at you, all the time. Most of these movies never tell if these zombies whither and die without feeding, it seems they just keep going, with the need to feed.
@@coledodge7675 the military would get over run easily
@@wow956 There would be some isolated areas with less/no inffected. Few and fad between but the places woukd exist. Would be possible to go under ground too.
@@wow956 if they don't starve they'll rot
What is he talking about.. He says it’s difficult to survive but you can just build two dirt blocks up and you would be save
Thats OP
ikr, just like get 100 obsidian blocks and few water buckets and seeds and a bed and crafting table, its not that hard and bam you survive anything
and a diamond pickaxe to mine your way out
or simply just build a dirt block tower to build limit and destroy the blocks behind you and mlg water when everything is ok
Yeh
Man Nerd really found his voice. He always had the humor but he really honed his delivery over the year
My brain: Aww c’mon thats easy.
Me: A literal malnourished pre-teen
We will send MREs.
How to know you're the main character
You see a camera man recording you
Well i will be even more scared cause how am i suppose to run if the camera man is there ;-;
@@yes-vr9zs you can run through the camera like a ghost
Sounds fun
It does
so what you're saying is... I just have to become a blogger to survive?
Jerusalem music concert, LMFAO! Hysterical analysis but on point on all counts! 🤣