Why You Wouldn’t Survive "WORLD WAR Z" (14 Reasons)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @NerdExplains
    @NerdExplains  4 года назад +7767

    Do you think you could survive WWZ?

    • @EA-vt9pb
      @EA-vt9pb 4 года назад +502

      I might I guess I am in football and track so maybe

    • @thatpart5085
      @thatpart5085 4 года назад +625

      Maaan, I can run like a mf but I deadass ain’t good for anything else in WWZ so ima die eventually cuz I messed up and made some type of noise

    • @GFC1882
      @GFC1882 4 года назад +425

      Nope I’m dead

    • @MAGINOKU
      @MAGINOKU 4 года назад +319

      Absolutely... NOT

    • @louisronan5903
      @louisronan5903 4 года назад +519

      My plan would be to get to the coast ASAP and find a decent sized boat to live on, a fishing rod and a desalination tool and I’m sorted.

  • @connorprice5190
    @connorprice5190 4 года назад +29439

    “If you have a wife and child leaving then will increase your chances of survival greatly” my dad was 10 steps ahead of me this whole time...smart move dad..smart move

    • @jefftheriault7260
      @jefftheriault7260 4 года назад +1051

      Except then you fall victim to guilt and demoralization.

    • @nelsonkiiru7252
      @nelsonkiiru7252 4 года назад +487

      🤣🤣🤣U made divorce or desertion look cool!!🤣🤣 Funny!

    • @reyalexisjelly
      @reyalexisjelly 4 года назад +512

      So is anybody gonna tell him or....

    • @ethantalbot6126
      @ethantalbot6126 4 года назад +276

      Self burn that’s rare

    • @thelasso9478
      @thelasso9478 4 года назад +312

      The old pick up milk at the store trick.

  • @ALotofTomFoolery
    @ALotofTomFoolery 4 года назад +7071

    Zombies: *come for a character*
    Character: "But I'm the main character"
    Zombie: *Understandable, have a great day*

  • @ItzMorphinTime22
    @ItzMorphinTime22 4 года назад +1769

    I was holding it together right up until he said "If you pushed when you should have pulled...you died." If I survived every other instance in this movie, that dam door would have killed me for sure.

    • @kupidzheart
      @kupidzheart 4 года назад +122

      i have looked at the shit say push and still pull before smh

    • @snowyisplayz4764
      @snowyisplayz4764 4 года назад +11

      That one iron door should say: say stop your not aloud out this open door

    • @titorodriguez7818
      @titorodriguez7818 4 года назад

      same that had me dead

    • @spencil9941
      @spencil9941 4 года назад +1

      Same here bro

    • @ryzdondomen7955
      @ryzdondomen7955 4 года назад +4

      I have a solution just run straight through the door at full speed.

  • @kidnamedre
    @kidnamedre Год назад +881

    When he was talking about the doors and said “ imagine if you pushed instead of pulled when a zombie is 2 secs behind you” I felt that

    • @xaviesimard6398
      @xaviesimard6398 Год назад +51

      I know I wouldn’t live that scene. My dumbass sees a push sign on half of the door and I still pull

    • @Submissive-Soul
      @Submissive-Soul 8 месяцев назад +7

      or if they were locked like so many doors would be locked from people attempting to hide or just places naturally being locked

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 7 месяцев назад +8

      That moment when you watched your entire family turn into zombies, survived for weeks without others help and had to kill several of your zombified friends just to die from your stupidity

    • @Orquet-qj2nf
      @Orquet-qj2nf Месяц назад

      I got stuck at a shop door for a solid five seconds once. The owner witnessed it. ☠️

  • @billyyu6154
    @billyyu6154 4 года назад +8329

    Three ways to survive world war z:
    Be terminally ill
    Be the main character
    Be the cameraman

    • @Kirbiroth
      @Kirbiroth 4 года назад +198

      Fourth way be in the military

    • @Kirbiroth
      @Kirbiroth 4 года назад +137

      Or at least be the pilot

    • @iramorsnox6583
      @iramorsnox6583 4 года назад +132

      If the cameraman isn’t as fit as the protagonist, you know it’s a fake cameraman.

    • @safin3389
      @safin3389 4 года назад +67

      be the narrator

    • @raptorjesus3178
      @raptorjesus3178 4 года назад +22

      Have a doom eternal chain gun

  • @DylanPowell1125
    @DylanPowell1125 3 года назад +6255

    "You died in the car crash before you even knew it was the zombie apocalypse."
    I don't think that's so bad.

    • @AKurdi_47
      @AKurdi_47 3 года назад +276

      it really isnt that bad

    • @dreamhunter5778
      @dreamhunter5778 3 года назад +474

      best way to go out given the circumstances.

    • @DarthMaulOfficial
      @DarthMaulOfficial 3 года назад +38

      @@dreamhunter5778 there is a Sith Lord who still exist known as Lord teleportdinero

    • @LukeDwornikComedy
      @LukeDwornikComedy 3 года назад +15

      My thoughts exactly

    • @arhanes
      @arhanes 3 года назад +73

      I mean I want to say I would fight back, but the depressing nature of your chances of survival, not knowing if I'm actually dead or just trapped in by some disease/parasite that has taken over my body, thought of dying violently ripped a part, probably would just end it my own way

  • @jayson546
    @jayson546 3 года назад +2742

    “You’d die because everyone else around you also sucks”
    Best line I ever heard😂😂😂

    • @christianresel8051
      @christianresel8051 3 года назад +32

      Basicaly that scene would never happen. They would know about the "sound" problem thus PROHIBIT it/end it. And Jerusalem taking in EVERYBODY? also wrong. Ethical/Religious stuff will prevent this. It would be Culture/Survival vs Religion, and Religion will win mark my words.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 3 года назад +11

      @@christianresel8051 Plus, it seems the people of Jerusalem didn't pay attention in history class. Even the mightiest of walls fall eventually.

    • @charles8769
      @charles8769 3 года назад

      Hey that’s what’s happening in the states rn

    • @user-jr6zr9rc2w
      @user-jr6zr9rc2w 3 года назад +2

      A simple corona virus nearly took out the world then imagine virus spreading in 12 seconds. ☠☠

    • @DajuSar
      @DajuSar 3 года назад +1

      @@PongoXBongo But you can say there is a little of plot unarmor there, where TF is the helicopter that was surrounding JERUSALEM, how tf didn't it catch a full horde of zombies climbing upon each other

  • @SpikeyKactus
    @SpikeyKactus Год назад +469

    Actually I think the extremely quick spread of the infection would be its undoing. If it only takes 12secs to become a zombie, not a single plane with an infected person on board would be able to cross an ocean without crashing. So I think the infection would be limited to whichever continent on which it started.
    Also, countries would react extremely quickly and probably shoot down any planes / boats coming from the infected continent. So my guess is that you'd be doomed if you were on the continent where it started but you'd have a fair chance of surviving if you were seperated from the infection by a large body of water.

    • @Jenna2k
      @Jenna2k Год назад +35

      No need to shoot stuff down when tanks are a thing. What are they gonna do bite through the tank?

    • @suvuno
      @suvuno Год назад +74

      @@Jenna2kif they could tackle a helicopter midair down , youll be surprised what they would do to a tank hatch😂

    • @rolandserna7805
      @rolandserna7805 Год назад +31

      That's why 28 days later and its sequel are a bit more realistic

    • @sitara2783
      @sitara2783 Год назад +25

      I almost entirely agree with you. That being said, these days there's a blast-proof door to the cockpit so it would be very possible for the pilots to not be infected (maybe not even detected), fly to where they're directed, and then escape through a window. What happens to the plane and all its undead occupants is up to chance and preparedness from there.

    • @cloudsn
      @cloudsn Год назад

      In the movie didn't they say that at first the virus took a lot longer to turn a person? And even if countries shut their borders and ground planes, there's still a zillion ways an infected person could get through. Most countries don't have fully guarded borders, and zombies aren't going to go to a border crossing and show ID. Probably the only places that would be okay are islands, and I guarantee some idiot on a yacht would dock somewhere in secret with his infected child in the hold, thinking he can save the kid somehow.
      ...I may have thought about this too much.

  • @lucasa2190
    @lucasa2190 4 года назад +14078

    *Zombies eating everyone*. Someone Terminally ill: "Hey, I'm terminally ill." Zombies: "Understandable Have A Great Day."

    • @keymaster430
      @keymaster430 4 года назад +1041

      "Oh, then by all means. Carry on, kind sir. Hope you feel better."

    • @glowingman3435
      @glowingman3435 4 года назад +472

      Key Master “so I can eat you the second your cured”

    • @_moondire_7771
      @_moondire_7771 4 года назад +408

      At least the zombies are considerate about the sick -w-

    • @admiralyifan9326
      @admiralyifan9326 4 года назад +191

      @@_moondire_7771 such gentlemen :D

    • @keymaster430
      @keymaster430 4 года назад +142

      @@glowingman3435 "Absolutely! You'll be the first one I call"

  • @fatcatlover14
    @fatcatlover14 4 года назад +4996

    zombie: *trys to attack*
    person: “no i’m cameraman”
    zombie: “oh okay sorry to bother you”

  • @flotskryz
    @flotskryz 4 года назад +6335

    "They only attack healthy people"
    Corona: *I got you hommie*

    • @kayb9489
      @kayb9489 4 года назад +39

      theres the fake virus memes

    • @BerbinKing
      @BerbinKing 4 года назад +160

      I don't need Corona becuz I got AIDS.

    • @KosherPorky
      @KosherPorky 4 года назад +154

      @@BerbinKing Interesting. Thanks for sharing with the class

    • @BESTMOAD
      @BESTMOAD 4 года назад +18

      @Rusty Kinkswho would win 400 300 pound fat dudes world warz infected or masterchief and his squad with another spartsn 2

    • @twocheezitz9182
      @twocheezitz9182 4 года назад +15

      Me with asthma:

  • @montyperkins3137
    @montyperkins3137 Год назад +61

    that thing with the truck at the beginning , actually happened to me. we were driving to another town when we came up to a red light. at the last minute we decided to get in the other lane. a few seconds later a semi blew through the red light like it wasn't even there. it did not even slow down. luckily there were no zombies or other cars involved. but , if we had not moved over when we did , we would be dead.

  • @theboneman7379
    @theboneman7379 4 года назад +4930

    imagine if this was the way you found out you had cancer.

    • @sarahhemily1806
      @sarahhemily1806 4 года назад +156

      HAHA OMG 💀

    • @fiver2543
      @fiver2543 4 года назад +62

      Wait what

    • @bshiesty_9917
      @bshiesty_9917 4 года назад +211

      stxlk. s a t u r n the zombies won’t attack people that have illnesses

    • @bshiesty_9917
      @bshiesty_9917 4 года назад +71

      stxlk. s a t u r n or at least in this movie

    • @fiver2543
      @fiver2543 4 года назад +11

      channel ohhchannel oh ok

  • @TougeWarrior93
    @TougeWarrior93 4 года назад +5491

    People with cancer: I’m gonna end this man whole career

    • @guotyr2502
      @guotyr2502 4 года назад +195

      Yeah just to die in like a month because they have no acces to medical help, that is given if they don't first die of other desieses, hunger, thirs, accidents, or simply not being able to move normally depending on the type and state of the tumor(s). They ain't ending anything but themseves.

    • @zoomdepic6444
      @zoomdepic6444 4 года назад +65

      @@guotyr2502 woooshhhhh

    • @logansalisbury2967
      @logansalisbury2967 4 года назад +59

      Thats what I thought clicking on this video lol. Apparently, I might still have cancerous cells in my body so if a zombie outbreak occurs I 'might' be safe lol

    • @TougeWarrior93
      @TougeWarrior93 4 года назад +9

      Goya Jumbo they did survive the apocalypse...

    • @guotyr2502
      @guotyr2502 4 года назад +17

      @@zoomdepic6444 i know it's a joke, it doesn't work here

  • @Credit2Reddit
    @Credit2Reddit 4 года назад +3945

    That Jerusalem scene with the zombies climbing up and over the wall was one of the sickest scenes I’ve watched in a while

    • @avataraang5476
      @avataraang5476 4 года назад +317

      Ikr that shit would be fucking scary irl tho

    • @s0gg_y
      @s0gg_y 4 года назад +164

      Zombie on dat g fuel shit

    • @mossninja1
      @mossninja1 4 года назад +52

      Avatar Aang they wouldn’t have those big MF speakers irl, Israel knew a ton so they’d have it quiet asf

    • @connorboyd9986
      @connorboyd9986 4 года назад +7

      Hey we have the same 1st name

    • @wasp4425
      @wasp4425 4 года назад +1

      I see it on ads

  • @rogue_2k374
    @rogue_2k374 Год назад +255

    Weird thing to say but the guy at 11:07 was always someone that stood out to me. He’s very clearly a junkie and yet he was still a good enough person to give them a good amount of the medics they needed, some more that Also could work and send them on their way. And it’s likely he might also have survived because of the unhealthy amount of drugs he’s taken making him an unviable host for infection. Weird thing to focus on but it’s just something that stuck with me after watching.

    • @Nyqoctin
      @Nyqoctin 6 месяцев назад +4

      And he has a kid. Bro's got the dad strength.

    • @youtubeuser4943
      @youtubeuser4943 6 месяцев назад +5

      junkies are still good people most of the time

    • @Nyqoctin
      @Nyqoctin 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@youtubeuser4943 A good human down the wrong path. Happens all the time.

  • @veryunusualdude
    @veryunusualdude 4 года назад +13620

    “They only attack healthy people”
    1/3 of Americans: yay I’m immune

  • @BodilyFunction
    @BodilyFunction 3 года назад +4562

    “That plane is going to be at capacity with people hanging onto the wings and landing gear” this point was absolutely proven by the evacuation of Kabul just recently.

    • @Melloman216
      @Melloman216 3 года назад +150

      I’m high asf an said the same thing in my head😂😂😂

    • @jaysimmons1022
      @jaysimmons1022 3 года назад +8

      @@Melloman216 yoooooooooooo

    • @imfinnabust4409
      @imfinnabust4409 3 года назад +12

      @@Melloman216 just did the same thing

    • @rockrick9988
      @rockrick9988 3 года назад +21

      Yeh it was the first thing i thought about too

    • @CAEXbrianjl
      @CAEXbrianjl 3 года назад +72

      Aged like fine wine, and not a zombie in sight.

  • @bestmanaron6948
    @bestmanaron6948 3 года назад +2291

    “This isnt the walking dead”
    Me: No this is the running dead

  • @incredibleflameboy
    @incredibleflameboy Год назад +79

    I think the thing about giving the virologist a firearm comes from the zombie survival guide (also written by max brooks) which basically says if you dont have firearm training a gun should be your last resort because you're either going to miss or hurt yourself as well as being loud enough to attract zombies from a huge distance. I think it was supposed to showcase that but kind of dropped the ball in explaining it.

  • @maheshnagarajan4562
    @maheshnagarajan4562 4 года назад +1578

    Zombies: Come for the side character
    Side character: But I'm the one who saves the main character later
    Zombies: Understandable, have a nice day.

    • @taykeyjonezes3503
      @taykeyjonezes3503 4 года назад +4

      Go watch part 2 on my channel. Please like.

    • @FriendOfTrashPandas
      @FriendOfTrashPandas 4 года назад +23

      Zombies: rrRRAAHHGGGHH!!
      Me: But I'm baby.
      Zombies: ruh?
      Me: I'm baby.
      *zombies move along*

    • @emelitaaldave6663
      @emelitaaldave6663 4 года назад +7

      @@taykeyjonezes3503 Stop Slef Promoting

    • @taykeyjonezes3503
      @taykeyjonezes3503 4 года назад +2

      @@emelitaaldave6663 Did you tell Sony to stop "self" promoting?? What about Microsoft?? They kept sending me the same ad about some BS software and they self promoting the Xbox Series X just like Sony is self promoting the PS5. Let's not be a hypocrite, Emelita.

    • @rustaza3368
      @rustaza3368 4 года назад +4

      @@taykeyjonezes3503 well the difference is you're a RUclips channel with 7 subs and they're multi-billion dollar companies so

  • @midnight-user12
    @midnight-user12 3 года назад +1175

    I still can’t ducking understand why nobody who was terminally ill didn’t come out on the radio or phone someone and say…
    “Hey, wtf is happening? These things aren’t killing me someone come pick me up or something”

    • @fj094t58qjf
      @fj094t58qjf 3 года назад +249

      when you thought you are the main character who is immune to zombies because of your genes but found out at the end you just had a cancer and the zombies dont bother eating you

    • @piadylan1207
      @piadylan1207 3 года назад +80

      @@fj094t58qjf that’s what I was thinking too 💀 imagine you are terminally ill but don’t even know it

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 3 года назад +12

      i think they dont bite them as an intention. they will bite you, if you trigger their reflexes.....like owo they wont bite me and shovel your arm into their throats to "proof it".

    • @lucasjohnstone6419
      @lucasjohnstone6419 3 года назад +1

      I know right what the duck

    • @lecrabtree
      @lecrabtree 3 года назад

      Hey Uncle shoe. I'm Uncle Larry.

  • @maskoflies9461
    @maskoflies9461 4 года назад +1874

    “They only attack healthy people”
    Me with a bag of chips in my hand and soda next to it: Damn,guess I’m safe.

    • @jgaogoiakgao
      @jgaogoiakgao 4 года назад +7

      XD

    • @leonardocontin937
      @leonardocontin937 4 года назад +3

      Me too

    • @Crazyoldman84
      @Crazyoldman84 4 года назад +29

      No they don't attack people with a terminal illness. They kill lazy cunts.

    • @rrohbot
      @rrohbot 4 года назад +16

      Crazyoldman84 No, they don’t attack Froot Loops bois

    • @jessem7554
      @jessem7554 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @ShutThePuck
    @ShutThePuck Год назад +23

    The biggest determining factor is where you happen to be in relation to the outbreak. You either have time to prepare or you don't

  • @creek5746
    @creek5746 4 года назад +1434

    “If you have a wife or family your chances of dying is increased”
    Me: Laughs in virgin

  • @Jibba
    @Jibba 4 года назад +993

    Yeah the zombies literally trample over themselves and run into walls, no way they all just run around you because you have a cold

    • @Appri
      @Appri 4 года назад +150

      Actually no, think of it this way. The zombiefied now no longer have an immune system to deal with foreign invaders, especially of the viral kind. (Viruses can kill bacteria like normal cells, but only specialized species.) If you have a viral cold, the zombie virus would definitely want to avoid you because it doesn't want competition, if they bite it and get infected, soon enough they might have a massive pandemic INSIDE the ZOMBIE POPULATION.

    • @Jibba
      @Jibba 4 года назад +35

      Coder Stone But how would it identify the people who are sick? Thats the whole reason why we have pandemics because there isnt to my knowledge a way to see if someone has a virus without doing tests or exhibiting symptoms

    • @Appri
      @Appri 4 года назад +72

      @@Jibba I mean most sick people have a clear visual indicator that something isn't right, from yellowing of the skin from liver disease, fever, etc. The virus has the entire human brain's computing capacity to work with, and remember, disease spreads. This doesn't explain terminal diseases like autoimmune and cancer, but my guess is that the ones infected with another pathogen emit some of the pathogens simply from sweating and other bodily fluids, and the virus avoids them.

    • @lips1646
      @lips1646 4 года назад +7

      Duckay the virus is like,controlling the person,so when you have cold,the zombie virus,will avoid you,because it does not want any contact

    • @Appri
      @Appri 4 года назад +14

      @@lips1646 He wants to know HOW the virus knows that the person has a cold, not WHY it doesn't want to contact.

  • @hotcargatorade8443
    @hotcargatorade8443 3 года назад +2350

    fast ass zombies: * sprinting towards me *
    me: *DOES ASTHMA COUNT AS A DISEASE DOES ASTHMA COUNT AS A DISEASE??*

    • @realracoon
      @realracoon 3 года назад +45

      I think its a birth defect so ues

    • @sillychuu
      @sillychuu 3 года назад +99

      Yes, you wouldn’t be considered a healthy person since you have difficulty breathing

    • @derp7468
      @derp7468 3 года назад +66

      @@sillychuu the zombies only ignore terminally ill people so asthma doesn't count

    • @sillychuu
      @sillychuu 3 года назад +116

      @@derp7468 terminal illness is something that can’t be cured and could cause death. Pretty sure asthma fits both. Without an inhaler people with asthma can die and you can’t “cure” it (yes you can get treatment but that’s to control it if you have really bad asthma)

    • @anhbayar11
      @anhbayar11 3 года назад +13

      zombie: DO I CARE?

  • @StevieFQ
    @StevieFQ Год назад +55

    The pharmacy bit is the most likely to me.
    People are panicky and the ones that went to the store are probably going to get the stupidest things like TP instead while completely forgetting about stuff like medicine.

    • @joemontes4658
      @joemontes4658 Год назад +7

      When covid first started I saw 2 women fighting over toilet paper. Most people wouldn’t handle this

  • @xxdangerousshotxx
    @xxdangerousshotxx 3 года назад +791

    The problem with WWZ type of runner zombies is the fact that even if I could run a marathon it would only mean that the zombies behind me would run faster and longer than I ever could.

    • @TheAwesomejuan
      @TheAwesomejuan 3 года назад +157

      Also the zombie has no care for its body and would probably run until its legs fell off while us regular humans would get tired and slow down.

    • @RS-fy9hb
      @RS-fy9hb 3 года назад +129

      @@TheAwesomejuan not to mention that our brain imposes limits on how much force we can exert, so that our muscles don't get torn. It's often used as an explanation as to why zombies are so much stronger than regular humans. Their brain doesn't stop them from overexerting their muscles.
      Our brain sometimes let the limits slide a little looser, when we have adrenaline pumping, and it's actually a dangerous situation. It'll cause some damage, but damage is better than being dead, our brain is just built different, idk.

    • @RS-fy9hb
      @RS-fy9hb 3 года назад +29

      1 quibble i always have with these types of zombies, is that they completely change how muscles and biology work xD. You couldn't move that fast for that long, because the muscles would start to break down after a short while. When we overabuse our muscles, we start producing a type of acid or smth to prevent us from moving our muscles when we don't have the oxygen for it. If we continue, we'd start breaking our legs down, and they'd eventually just simply not work anymore, like they wouldn't retract, or extend, they'd just die off, and now you don't have any legs anymore. Dunno how long it would take, but it definitely won't take an entire day.

    • @zippyparakeet1074
      @zippyparakeet1074 3 года назад +30

      @@RS-fy9hb
      a) it's called the lactic acid
      b) so you mean to say that the Dead don't care that their legs would die? :D
      Jokes aside, I do agree that the WWZ zombies don't make much sense. They haven't been shown to eat neither in the books nor the movie. I think in the book it was said that they're incapable of digestion and whatever food they have just rots in their bellies. I think a single wwz zombie wouldn't last too long. The amount they exert while hunting is just too much and they don't eat to regain their muscle mass so lying dormant in case of no prey doesn't do anything except prolong their short lives a bit more but I guess the whole virus was about one instant wave of zombies to get them all and infect the living to make more zombies instead of feeding and playing the long game.
      Basically, the virus wanted to infect everyone as quickly as possible, it was never about the long game.

    • @shooflies
      @shooflies 3 года назад +10

      @@TheAwesomejuan Are we going scientifically here? How far? Exhaustion in your limbs is caused by buildup of acids in your muscles from use. the tired feeling you get is response to that but the reason your limbs get heavy isnt because youre winded. That acid cant be used in converting chemical energy to kinetic energy and is essentially a waste byproduct. You can have as little care as measurably possible, if your body cant produce kinetic energy from the stores it has it cannot move. Want isn't a resolution. You can go on saying the virus produces this, but a virus isn't even a full cell. Unless the virus uses its own replicants as energy somehow, it can't produce calories needed to operate. Even if it did, the virus would just run itself to extinction doing that. Its not fun or exciting to overanalyze, but if we're going to use my real life limitations they're going to get the limitations of reality too.

  • @inversaa4569
    @inversaa4569 4 года назад +726

    “They only attack healthy people”
    *Casually Injects myself with Ebola*

    • @StarboyJuno
      @StarboyJuno 4 года назад +59

      *eats bat* big brain

    • @emanueldargan
      @emanueldargan 4 года назад +5

      You guys are weird for that lol

    • @jaciel2306
      @jaciel2306 4 года назад +21

      Na man i would just get the flue or smth

    • @cosmox.cystance4751
      @cosmox.cystance4751 4 года назад +13

      play with floam to get skin cancer

    • @jaciel2306
      @jaciel2306 4 года назад +6

      @@cosmox.cystance4751 smart answer

  • @enlightenedchipmunk2001
    @enlightenedchipmunk2001 3 года назад +2210

    It is funny how people (myself included) tend to assume we would be one of the few survivors in the apocalypse. When realistically, I’d probably die as soon as I was expected to run.

    • @Pana_Kanel
      @Pana_Kanel 2 года назад +160

      Yeah everyone wants to be the protagonist

    • @desireesmith862
      @desireesmith862 2 года назад +105

      Oh no, no. I know I’d die. Especially *this* zombie apocalypse.

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode 2 года назад +81

      Realistically speaking, most of us would die in the opening moments. But you can't write a story of a protagonist who gets axed in the opening moments of the apocalypse, now can you? They need plot armor, just to keep the story going. Either that, or the story needs to be told from a different perspective and not have a protagonist at all. Just a narrator who goes over the events that transpired, like it was a documentary.

    • @jaysmooth4998
      @jaysmooth4998 2 года назад +23

      Hell yeah, with the shape I’m in now I’m not making shit. As tired as life got me right now I might just off myself if something like this started happening.

    • @kornson.k.7770
      @kornson.k.7770 2 года назад

      @@jaysmooth4998 no believe me, if there was a zombie apocalypse, then it would be better!!!
      Population is more bad than a zombie apocalypse...think.

  • @lewislewis3531
    @lewislewis3531 Год назад +31

    The first few hours would be hardest. Getting caught unawares and with no equipment, people panicking around you... after the initial incident, it's all about keeping moving.

    • @hamsterfromabove8905
      @hamsterfromabove8905 6 месяцев назад +5

      There are two types of incidents like this.
      1. The government and military stay in control. In this scenario finding a place to hide with enough food and water for around 2 months is enough to survive. In this scenario help is on the way. You are correct that the initial day is likely the hardest.
      2. The government and military fall and there is no help coming no matter how long you wait. In this scenario you will starve within the first year. Or you will make a stupid risk that gets you killed in pursuit of more food. If society collapses, even without zombies around 1% of people could actually make it long term. And even less than 1% would actually survive because of the zombies.

    • @lewislewis3531
      @lewislewis3531 6 месяцев назад +1

      @hamsterfromabove8905 True. Even a cold could kill you in Example 2. We take heated buildings and drinking water for granted. I'm UK based, and our winters seem to last from early November to April/May now. Water purification is a must, I know there's a method using stones in a bottle, and of course evaporating and condensing using plastic sheets... but these methods take time. I'd try farming potatoes and mushrooms as a food source, but if those crops fail, you're risking the undead.
      Complacency is also an issue. Look at some of the best characters in zombie fiction, killed by complacency/overconfidence. Roger in Dawn of the Dead is the most heartbreaking.
      But you got to think, survive 1 year, 2, 5, 10... it doesn't matter. One bite, you're dead. Break a limb, chances are you're screwed. As you age, eye sight diminishes, reaction time, everything.
      And finally, chances are radiation poisoning will get me. Nuclear plants going critical. England is small and windy enough for that to be a potential problem. That's assuming no one uses Nukes to clear the undead.

    • @hamsterfromabove8905
      @hamsterfromabove8905 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@lewislewis3531 The worst part is that you wouldn't even know if you were in scenario 1 or 2. You wouldn't know if hiding for another 2 weeks saves you or if you'll never get help again.
      The ideal case would be you have 6 months of supplies. If you don't see hope within the first 6 months it's safe to say there's nothing left.
      But there would be a lot of people without enough supplies. Most people would take risks that would get them killed, even if they'd have been saved in 2 weeks if they'd kept hiding.

  • @Greensvenner
    @Greensvenner 4 года назад +2111

    Surviving is easy. I would go to a small town. And then i would just build some Iron GOlems to slay the zombies that do come.

  • @kevindunn1005
    @kevindunn1005 3 года назад +2973

    The shame of it is that Max Brooks’ (Mel Brooks’ son) book “World War Z” was actually very, very good. The zombies were slow movers, and it focused how different countries dealt with the zombies and how terrible choices eventually had to be made. There was no Brad Pitt character. When Brooks saw the movie he said something to the fact of it was like watching a movie he’d never seen because other than the title it had nothing to do with what he wrote.

    • @kingmuizz708
      @kingmuizz708 3 года назад +64

      @@13grappler mind giving me a cliffnotes on the book? It sounds pretty awesome but I can't read it rn given I'm really busy with uni work...

    • @CMTechnica
      @CMTechnica 3 года назад +229

      @@kingmuizz708 the book is drastically different from the movie. It's a whole lot more grounded, right down to the ending. There wasn't a miracle cure

    • @kingmuizz708
      @kingmuizz708 3 года назад +11

      @@CMTechnica could you tell me what happens toward the end pls?

    • @babydevil_X
      @babydevil_X 3 года назад +205

      @@kingmuizz708 The TLDR version was that the humans went on the offensive and acted like it was a conventional war. They targeted the head and formed groups where they stood back to back until they ran out of ammo. Civilians in remote areas were abandoned and in years the Earth except for Greenland and the bottom of the ocean is recaptured by humans

    • @kingmuizz708
      @kingmuizz708 3 года назад +106

      @@babydevil_X ah that's a badass ending compared to the cheap one the movie had.
      Also does that mean that the whole "terminal illness" thing wasn't in the books?

  • @pakamonvongsanit6796
    @pakamonvongsanit6796 4 года назад +488

    "you're still 100% screwed, but at least you think you have a chance."
    Quote of the day

  • @tarotreadingsbysteven8545
    @tarotreadingsbysteven8545 Год назад +42

    I was always drawn to the zombie genra because I've always loved the survival aspect of it. Thanks to my obsession i eventually began to learn survival skills such as farming, first aid, wild crafting/foraging, how to build shelter, look for water and make it potable, and most importantly friends who have skills i lack which i trade extra veggies from the garden and such with (never underestimate networking, it's literally impossible to do all the things needed for long term survival by yourself after all). If like me you like that aspect of the genra i highly recommend learning what you can. We may he unlikely to experience a zombie apocalypse, but the skills you learn can help in other disaster scenarios as well.

    • @Grimreaper45705
      @Grimreaper45705 4 месяца назад

      I would be trading bullets and or fuel and batteries for your vegetables

  • @CaliMexDrifter
    @CaliMexDrifter 4 года назад +1368

    Stair master point. All I heard was "Rule number one: Cardio." Lol

    • @sergioavila2512
      @sergioavila2512 4 года назад +18

      ding ding

    • @nnitro
      @nnitro 4 года назад +53

      remember to wear your seatbelts!

    • @CaliMexDrifter
      @CaliMexDrifter 4 года назад +14

      @@nnitro Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride

    • @nnitro
      @nnitro 4 года назад +27

      @@CaliMexDrifter oh. i forgot. DOUBLE TAP!

    • @iamspooder4573
      @iamspooder4573 4 года назад

      Ha, I knew i5

  • @ALEXIS-oh7kv
    @ALEXIS-oh7kv 4 года назад +426

    When he said “you’re probably dead because you can’t run at all” I felt that LMAOOOO

    • @Normandy-e8i
      @Normandy-e8i 4 года назад +3

      someone's fat

    • @oachilis
      @oachilis 4 года назад +16

      IKR although I’m faster then most average people I’m still one of the slowest in the military cuz the people in the military are fast asf I seen one of the marine race against someone that just went to basic training and he was the fastest guy that is running but the marine was just running backward and still beat him

    • @Normandy-e8i
      @Normandy-e8i 4 года назад +1

      @@oachilis Kid.... We know you aren't in the military. Le'ts get real here.

    • @sarahomalley3760
      @sarahomalley3760 4 года назад +17

      @@Normandy-e8i Who is this "we" you speak of? Speak for yourself, stop trying to intimidate people and chill out. Also a lot of skinny people can't run long-distance for shit either (myself included).

    • @Normandy-e8i
      @Normandy-e8i 4 года назад +1

      @@sarahomalley3760 you're a fucking idiot if you believe him. give it a rest, I won't read your next reply.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 года назад +618

    I'd be the person who either dies from something completely preventable like falling down the stairs as I try to evacuate in a panic, never once even seeing a zombie OR I'd make it all the way to the end and accidently get caught up in the purging of the zombies, being evaporated or shot by the military.
    No in between.

    • @definitelyaperson6334
      @definitelyaperson6334 3 года назад +19

      I mean you still have a chance at least half a billion people survived sure a damn lot of infrastructure got damaged and you no longer have the man power to maintain it so start small

    • @shooflies
      @shooflies 3 года назад +26

      no one talks about how many die in panic. Just look up the fire statistics for people that die from a panicked crowd escaping a burning building. How it gets people killed vastly more often than it saves them.

  • @arvojustice
    @arvojustice Год назад +21

    10:28 the one issue I have with this video is at this point, terminally-ill patients have different chemical hormones in their blood stream, example being cancer. Dogs are able to pick up the scent of cancer in patients with a higher accuracy than some tests. I am not 100% sure if this applies to all terminal diseases, but a few more examples of this exist. The point is, it is very possible that these zombies might be able to tell who is going to die and who is not in the foreseeable future just from the hormones they excrete. The study of hormones caused by diseases is just in its infancy, making such definitive claims that these zombies are not be able to tell who is infected is simply as fictitious as zombies.

  • @maheshnagarajan4562
    @maheshnagarajan4562 4 года назад +1689

    Zombies: Come for the cameraman
    Cameraman: "But I'm the cameraman"
    Zombies: Understandable, have a great day.

    • @4skin595
      @4skin595 4 года назад +22

      Your lame ass joke gave me cancer.

    • @juanitoqc7924
      @juanitoqc7924 4 года назад +62

      Good news you wont die from zombies

    • @blindedjourneyman
      @blindedjourneyman 4 года назад +6

      @@4skin595 gz on being saved from the zombies

    • @86thsummer
      @86thsummer 4 года назад +5

      *definitely not stolen*

    • @lunarinnn4449
      @lunarinnn4449 4 года назад +6

      One of Cameraman dies in train to busan

  • @sirhinckelton1609
    @sirhinckelton1609 4 года назад +1286

    This movie made zombies even more scary than they were before this movie

    • @crowei
      @crowei 4 года назад +62

      *28 weeks later* says hello

    • @pa4o93ir49
      @pa4o93ir49 4 года назад +7

      are you 12 or something?

    • @davidinass
      @davidinass 4 года назад +17

      @@crowei can 28 week later zombies take down helicopters?

    • @zachgillenwater385
      @zachgillenwater385 4 года назад +6

      What about dawn of the dead 2005 I think

    • @millicathomas7948
      @millicathomas7948 4 года назад +2

      You've definitely never watched Train to Busan, it's what inspired world war z except WWZ is a shitty movie.

  • @Mircheeks
    @Mircheeks 4 года назад +1537

    “These zombies are basically on one of the highest difficulty settings.” 🤣
    This comment earned a subscriber

    • @human3213
      @human3213 4 года назад +4

      Optimus prime
      Superman is lame

    • @pronicycle5257
      @pronicycle5257 3 года назад +3

      Id survive legit any other zombie apoc but this one wwz is my nightmare id not survive this one

    • @pronicycle5257
      @pronicycle5257 3 года назад

      Lmao kai didnt grow up reading comics he watched dragon ball z

    • @juantuahagyemang
      @juantuahagyemang 3 года назад +1

      I loved the comment instantly

    • @ascendedheavendio7652
      @ascendedheavendio7652 3 года назад

      @@human3213 yes

  • @ford1chevy2dodge3
    @ford1chevy2dodge3 Год назад +29

    The only issue I see here is "they can't visually detect if your terminally ill" and that means they would attack you anyways. If that is the case, wouldn't they attack other zombies then? They can't visually tell.

    • @JohnMester-ls3sk
      @JohnMester-ls3sk Год назад +4

      Sometimes you cant visually see for example if milk has gone bad, but a smell will tell you, would you still drink it? 😅

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 3 года назад +1885

    I'd be one of those people who gets hit by the truck at the very beginning.

    • @princessloveheartglitter
      @princessloveheartglitter 3 года назад +15

      Tbh, same

    • @jayson8821
      @jayson8821 3 года назад +123

      “You don’t even know it’s the apocalypse yet and you’re already dead.” 🤣 🤣

    • @shivertooth9133
      @shivertooth9133 3 года назад +16

      @@jayson8821 *PRECISELY*

    • @snakestealer1739
      @snakestealer1739 3 года назад +2

      @@princessloveheartglitter agreed

    • @marvindowns1071
      @marvindowns1071 3 года назад +22

      @@snakestealer1739 although they kinda lucky no torment of being a zombie or scared of getting bitten

  • @zhost4375
    @zhost4375 4 года назад +626

    Me waiting until Brad Pitt see's this to say that he will

  • @likhithk92
    @likhithk92 4 года назад +733

    i almost got chills when he said if you pull instead of push.

    • @lucaarama2975
      @lucaarama2975 4 года назад +54

      I think it would be worse if you had to pull and you pushed.

    • @dannyB900
      @dannyB900 4 года назад +57

      such a small yet very sensible argument. in the split second u have to pull; you push and ur fuked

    • @chabinezomon9170
      @chabinezomon9170 4 года назад +22

      Swears bro I literally imagined myself in that situation

    • @dandremiller1107
      @dandremiller1107 4 года назад +33

      @@dannyB900 in that split second I would've already pooped, pissed, cried and regreting being such an idiot💀

    • @frankp8535
      @frankp8535 4 года назад +6

      Who has time to pull or push a door in a zombie apocalypse, head down run straight through it brain damage style

  • @johnsmith45542
    @johnsmith45542 Год назад +21

    I had no idea that I wouldn't survive a deadly global plague. Thanks for the insight!

  • @unclepecos3512
    @unclepecos3512 3 года назад +1671

    If I looked out my window and saw zombies like *these* running down the street I would, without a thought, jump in front of a car or something. Not even gonna try.

    • @MrWog311
      @MrWog311 3 года назад +265

      Ikr who would even want to live during a zombie apocalypse

    • @idrkwtv
      @idrkwtv 3 года назад +261

      better die a painless death than having a 0.001% to survive traumatized

    • @dnagalactic6979
      @dnagalactic6979 3 года назад +21

      Yes it is I whom was hut by a mac truck

    • @Leo-yn4eh
      @Leo-yn4eh 3 года назад +82

      Just ration food, close curtains, be quiet and wait. Also zombies might just move to different places like helicopters cause of the noise. Then your town is slightly populated by zombies.
      Atleast try 🤷

    • @BEPPEJHA
      @BEPPEJHA 3 года назад +37

      Then it is found out that it was a limited case in your neighborhood, and got solved well

  • @_mrspanky_4587
    @_mrspanky_4587 4 года назад +943

    "Do you have the physique to survive?"
    Me: No
    _video ends_

    • @aqwgamer7775
      @aqwgamer7775 3 года назад +3

      part 3 end.

    • @dylanhewitt9008
      @dylanhewitt9008 3 года назад +1

      Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.🌪️

    • @maxellaroe
      @maxellaroe 3 года назад +8

      I have a chronic, incurable disease, so I'm safe despite not having a good physique, lmao.

    • @babydollxbratz9051
      @babydollxbratz9051 3 года назад

      Oh shit 😂

    • @maru93-c1x
      @maru93-c1x 3 года назад +1

      @@maxellaroe I don't think you're safe when you have an incurable disease

  • @micahsworld7217
    @micahsworld7217 4 года назад +488

    The fact that the zombies can run IS RIDICULOUS AND TERRIFYING

    • @gigggla
      @gigggla 4 года назад +73

      Yeah i always sharted my self thinking about a zombie outbreak, but a running zombie outbreak would just made me eat a bullet, fuck that its close to 0% chance of survival lol

    • @rusty9038
      @rusty9038 4 года назад +74

      Running is terrifying, but stacking upon themselves and create towers, giving them access anything in the air or the ability to scale any wall they choose?!? That doesn’t worry me at all!

    • @scotmoment1567
      @scotmoment1567 4 года назад

      @@rusty9038
      A
      A

    • @dnationapocalypse
      @dnationapocalypse 4 года назад +7

      @@rusty9038 Yeah that was super sick. At that point, I would just want to be a zombie 😒

    • @masonthompson6557
      @masonthompson6557 4 года назад +10

      I know this is nerdy, but I hate the way that zombies were portrayed in this move. In the walking dead, they portray zombies as slow and stupid, yet they are still a huge threat.

  • @garyb9167
    @garyb9167 2 года назад +10

    Believe me, as a zombie invasion started, my chances of surviving 24hrs starts at -10% and goes down from there as the minutes pass by

  • @drdeskins6004
    @drdeskins6004 4 года назад +378

    “So your chances of survival is 1 percent”
    The camera man: *laughing intensifies*

  • @andrejspecht8217
    @andrejspecht8217 4 года назад +284

    Me: "Hachoo?"
    Zombie: "Understandable, have a nice day."

    • @cepIV4
      @cepIV4 4 года назад +3

      178 likes and not a single reply

    • @gracee8709
      @gracee8709 4 года назад +1

      LMFAOAOAOOA 10/10

  • @grandmabetty40yearsago7
    @grandmabetty40yearsago7 4 года назад +1253

    If I had 2 years to prepare for this type of zombie apocalypse I'd still die.

    • @dragon-jz2pv
      @dragon-jz2pv 3 года назад +44

      Everyone would

    • @grandmabetty40yearsago7
      @grandmabetty40yearsago7 3 года назад +54

      @@dragon-jz2pv yeah they just don't want to admit, like me they sit in their gaming chairs for hours on end😂

    • @christianc.christian5025
      @christianc.christian5025 3 года назад +4

      Haha, awesome comment.

    • @grandmabetty40yearsago7
      @grandmabetty40yearsago7 3 года назад +2

      @@christianc.christian5025 thank you

    • @snekk5752
      @snekk5752 3 года назад +2

      @@dragon-jz2pv It wouldn’t be that hard to find some way to just get to a remote island where you could fish in 2 years.

  • @manvendradhakad5959
    @manvendradhakad5959 Год назад +11

    This movie was my first zombie movie (live action) when i was 10 , and i looked outside my window evry day at night and was super paranoid, man this movie is one of my favourites even though it's not considered as a good movie

  • @tanziren6823
    @tanziren6823 4 года назад +268

    These Zombies: We attack healthy persons.
    Me:coughs*
    The Zombies: aight this boy is unhealthy.

  • @limitless_j
    @limitless_j 4 года назад +354

    Imagine being the first to be infected... you essentially didnt even have a chance

    • @themoreyouknow7418
      @themoreyouknow7418 4 года назад +66

      You essentially ended all those people’s whole careers

    • @Shrek_Now_go_away
      @Shrek_Now_go_away 4 года назад +32

      How to survive a zombie apocalypse: *set to peaceful mode*

    • @ZackMathissa
      @ZackMathissa 4 года назад +13

      @@Shrek_Now_go_away *DELETE WORLD*

    • @haroldtheherald6637
      @haroldtheherald6637 4 года назад +3

      ZM Production /kill@e[type=infected]

    • @taylorhill9494
      @taylorhill9494 4 года назад +1

      That's exactly me when I play call of duty infected 😅

  • @mannyaguero2190
    @mannyaguero2190 4 года назад +2342

    Why is there no fat zombies in this movie. Especially when they were in the United States

    • @spider_lord9052
      @spider_lord9052 4 года назад +156

      Cause there’s no boss

    • @hannahkailah3890
      @hannahkailah3890 4 года назад +452

      They probably burn off all that fat with constant crazed running or they're starving or their fat is literally rotting off their body

    • @jaked5593
      @jaked5593 4 года назад +455

      bruh didint you pay attention they olnly attack healthy

    • @drakehardy9280
      @drakehardy9280 4 года назад +176

      Never before have I been so offended by something that I 100% agree with

    • @spider_lord9052
      @spider_lord9052 4 года назад +9

      Thicc Boi DSH sorry

  • @Neekowitz
    @Neekowitz Год назад +2

    Haha "this is you" part was hilarious. Just found your vids. Good stuff

  • @ianmcdonald9233
    @ianmcdonald9233 4 года назад +394

    Me: minor milk allergy and asthma
    Zombies: understandable, have a nice day

    • @lamp2644
      @lamp2644 4 года назад +22

      @souvik ghorai I'm pretty sure they were just joking bud 😂

    • @FPSGuy100
      @FPSGuy100 4 года назад +2

      Lamp Just because it’s a joke doesn’t mean they get a pass to be dumb. Especially a joke as unoriginal as this.

    • @ianmcdonald9233
      @ianmcdonald9233 4 года назад +10

      PandaScopeXL damn bro that’s crazy, but I don’t remember asking

    • @FPSGuy100
      @FPSGuy100 4 года назад

      @@ianmcdonald9233 pee pee poo poo

    • @lamp2644
      @lamp2644 4 года назад +4

      @@FPSGuy100 Bud I think you're taking a joke too far, who cares if its unoriginal or not? 😂

  • @themechanicnextdoor5144
    @themechanicnextdoor5144 4 года назад +700

    “One of the highest difficulty settings zombies” as we say in COD zombies, things don’t get dirty till you hit round 30

    • @TheCursedCat1927
      @TheCursedCat1927 4 года назад +22

      Or Round 25, depending on what how you play.

    • @nathenbosher1067
      @nathenbosher1067 4 года назад +3

      @@TheCursedCat1927 difficulty on zombies? What is this bs

    • @TheCursedCat1927
      @TheCursedCat1927 4 года назад +5

      @@nathenbosher1067
      I was playing L4D2 at the time, and just misplacee words.
      But no, Round 25 really is when fun begins...

    • @felixalger152
      @felixalger152 4 года назад +4

      When u can't even get past 20 EDIT:I meant me btw

    • @Srtkillacam
      @Srtkillacam 4 года назад +3

      Alan Heller all fun and games until u see the witch standing in the corner eyeballing you

  • @ivancerecer5758
    @ivancerecer5758 4 года назад +286

    Brad Pitt: *Has plot armor*
    Also Bradd Pitt: *Has an anoying kid that makes the plot more difficult*
    Also, also Brad Pitt: *Plot armor intensifies*

  • @forallhavesinned
    @forallhavesinned Месяц назад

    I’ve been watching Nerd for years. Going back to a 4yr old video and seeing how he’s grown, his voice difference, and how the jokes hit different is great.

  • @labratondarunisback7822
    @labratondarunisback7822 4 года назад +2305

    Honestly, i would rather die instantly instead of trying to survive

    • @Deadhound141
      @Deadhound141 4 года назад +307

      99.999% of us would die. Hoards of running zombies who can turn you into one of them in a few seconds vs average people.

    • @gus9351
      @gus9351 4 года назад +302

      @@Deadhound141 exactly, it's not just about skill and intelligence, it's also about luck, being in the right place at the right time so yeah if ever an Apocalypse happens and you're near it you're fked

    • @Deadhound141
      @Deadhound141 4 года назад +183

      @@gus9351 still even after the first wave. You still need to learn how to cultivate the land and make food just to survive. Not to mention, water and weapons(traps and all). Oh man, it there was ever a zombie apocalypse like train to busan or WWZ I am offing myself fast. Plus cults and tribes that would actually appear. Oh man, I would be offing myself quick.

    • @jimboindamix6232
      @jimboindamix6232 4 года назад +68

      I think it's all luck based. Where would you be during a zombie apocalypse? On holiday? At a normal home? In a penthouse suite? In a shopping center? On a cruise? All have their benefits. To say 99% of ppl would die is a bit much. There would be atleast a few million survivors, not to mention the sick people the virus doesn't want. Zombies don't think, we do.

    • @Deadhound141
      @Deadhound141 4 года назад +65

      @@jimboindamix6232 1% of the current population is more than 70 million.

  • @harukkuu19
    @harukkuu19 4 года назад +333

    Nerd Explains: " What are the chances that you wont make a noise? "
    A Quiet Place Cast: say that again right now.

    • @Sasael
      @Sasael 4 года назад +4

      My snoring: I'm a joke to you?

    • @not4coforyou375
      @not4coforyou375 4 года назад

      @@Sasael tip: if u sleep on ur belly u wont snore

  • @Stickplainations
    @Stickplainations 4 года назад +300

    Nobody:
    People: you need cardio
    Also zombies: *run 5X faster than usain bolt*

    • @2mono7
      @2mono7 4 года назад +23

      Zombies in that movie run faster than a damn cheetah

    • @truecraftingking1089
      @truecraftingking1089 4 года назад +14

      The zombies in this movie are on max settings beating out 28 days later zombies by a mile and a half

    • @mkaaa2742
      @mkaaa2742 4 года назад +5

      Also zombies: 𝟱 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲

    • @possums154
      @possums154 4 года назад +2

      Columbia: *bass boosted* C A R D I O

  • @Lawrence_Talbot
    @Lawrence_Talbot Год назад +4

    Jokes on you, I have cancer so the zombies wouldn’t even touch me

  • @orrie48125
    @orrie48125 3 года назад +769

    The note that people would be hanging onto the wings and the landing gear hits different after the evacuation of Afghanistan. Proves it true, and this was over a year ago. It's a dark world where horror comes to life.

    • @fedra5873
      @fedra5873 3 года назад +8

      Bro

    • @marioz3760
      @marioz3760 3 года назад +9

      That's what I thought now watching.

    • @yeshaw984
      @yeshaw984 3 года назад +18

      Yea and the plane still took of with people still on the wings and stuff

    • @LtHarkness187
      @LtHarkness187 3 года назад +1

      Marie Drudi + We are really close we just need to wait till a deadly virus start causing zombies, hell even a vaccine in "I am Legend" caused a similar thing but they weren't zombie's so that's really a redundant point

    • @amalkallarackal9293
      @amalkallarackal9293 3 года назад +1

      Sharia law is a zombie apocalypse....

  • @acmerk98
    @acmerk98 4 года назад +9045

    I think I would survive, I’m just built different.

    • @AustrianGuy
      @AustrianGuy 4 года назад +76

      How so

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 4 года назад +43

      Österreichischer Patriot / Austrian Patriot
      More plot armor than Brad Pitt

    • @AustrianGuy
      @AustrianGuy 4 года назад +147

      @@LordWyatt I have seen many movies with plot armor but never the amount Brad in this one, will be hard to overcome

    • @sukizas697
      @sukizas697 4 года назад +87

      You forgot the 😈

    • @itsthelolice
      @itsthelolice 4 года назад +44

      @@kentuckybeararms yeah because this joke hasn't been said a million times on instagram and twitter get a fucking life

  • @hoodrobin781
    @hoodrobin781 3 года назад +735

    I am a certified aircraft mechanic, 7-yr exp. trained on C-130J’s in the USAF. Just wanted to add that during the rainy night scene where they are trying to escape and had to refuel…you need minimum two people for refuel, three to be safe. Assuming you have all of the necessary equipment, the proper amount of fuel, battery having enough juice for refuel and engine start, AND everything is in working condition, you would still need 15-20 mins to fill it enough to travel anywhere. The time and attention required alone would render you zombie supper. Cheers.

    • @tommyhappenstoliftalot4198
      @tommyhappenstoliftalot4198 2 года назад +6

      skrt‼️😳we work twice2️⃣ as hard ❌stay afterschool 😔but 😤you dont hear 👂🏾us breathing ⛔️stop complaining ‼️😐

    • @davidfoster8172
      @davidfoster8172 2 года назад +22

      also, fact that it kept switching between a c130, and a russian an12

    • @davidfoster8172
      @davidfoster8172 2 года назад +10

      also that it kept switching from a c130 and a an12, was annoying as hell (c130 former navigator)

    • @jodza909
      @jodza909 2 года назад +2

      Also keeping the fuel trucks far away from planes, when not in use for obvious reasons, also is time consuming and loud to drive to the plane.

    • @endgod1460
      @endgod1460 2 года назад +12

      Where do you live your coming with me in the zombie apocalypse

  • @natiliee.s.5476
    @natiliee.s.5476 3 месяца назад

    4:57
    This kid just lost his entire family...how Gerry huggs him as a father would hug his son really pulls at your heart strings 🥺😞

  • @thomasbanks9828
    @thomasbanks9828 3 года назад +1185

    WWZ book zombies: Traditional zombies, easily survivable if you know what you're doing.
    WWZ movie zombies: It's better to be hit by I truck going 70 mph than be bit by one of these things.

    • @August_G
      @August_G 3 года назад +45

      And the book zombies were able to bring the world to its knees just the same as the movie zombies.

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 3 года назад +81

      @@August_G Because of incompetence. Which is actually very believable. I'm not saying we wouldn't have had a global pandemic if we had better leadership, but we probably wouldn't have as high a death toll.

    • @dalium4085
      @dalium4085 3 года назад +13

      @@18Hongo the deaths are the same as the previous years, there's pretty much nothing wrong, quit fucking whining

    • @whyyoumadbro2370
      @whyyoumadbro2370 3 года назад +23

      @@18Hongo Honestly it’s more of people’s stupidity instead of the government in most cases.

    • @lithmono1675
      @lithmono1675 3 года назад +16

      @@whyyoumadbro2370 Both

  • @Wildfire201X_LIVE
    @Wildfire201X_LIVE 4 года назад +285

    “What are the chances that you don’t make a sound?”
    A Quiet Place: am I a joke to you?
    Disclaimer: I know A Quiet Place has extremely different circumstances lol

  • @shutdownx10
    @shutdownx10 4 года назад +316

    Everyone: either dies or has a gun and training.
    Walking Dead fans: “I’ve been preparing to survive a zombie outbreak since the first episode.”

    • @analytics_1514
      @analytics_1514 4 года назад +9

      Sasageyo

    • @Cypher-ey5ip
      @Cypher-ey5ip 4 года назад +19

      Gamers who played resident evil: "I'm 8 parallel universes ahead of you"

    • @antviper135
      @antviper135 4 года назад +1

      @@Cypher-ey5ip hell yea😂

    • @ryyy9795
      @ryyy9795 4 года назад

      Yesss

    • @eldricksimmons1778
      @eldricksimmons1778 4 года назад +2

      @Pro Justice Guns make noise, and attract more zombies, and you will eventually run out of ammo. Especially with these Zombies, but even with the slower zombies you wan't to use a blunt object to the head to avoid blood splatter.

  • @Coffeine99
    @Coffeine99 Год назад +4

    "havent done anything to actually prepare."
    I literally made a 43 page long survival guide when I was 16

  • @bluebird4759
    @bluebird4759 4 года назад +677

    I have a genetic disease and immunodeficiency, so I’d survive the zombies.

    • @bluebird4759
      @bluebird4759 4 года назад +109

      Flawrence Isenhart I mostly don’t need doctors or hospitals anymore as I’ve started to simply isolate myself and become a bit of a germophobe, my genetic disease is mostly about my articulations, scarification, and coagulation, so if I keep myself away from getting cut I’ll be ok. I also have been trained in first aid and because of my issues I’ve known how to put my joints into place and how to take care of cuts and bruises since I was 8. So maybe I’ll survive, variables exist but as for needing hospitals of nurses, I’m good.

    • @nekorice35
      @nekorice35 4 года назад +62

      BlueBird You already have story heroine vibes so you’ll survive haha

    • @bluebird4759
      @bluebird4759 4 года назад +10

      NekoRice Nah I don’t have the luck of a Heroine protagonist hahaha

    • @rodmaiquez726
      @rodmaiquez726 4 года назад +9

      @@nekorice35 with a symbol already, the blue bird. Twitter for short xD

    • @bluebird4759
      @bluebird4759 4 года назад +6

      Rod Maiquez Gezuz hahahah lmao

  • @madpanger7257
    @madpanger7257 3 года назад +723

    Some animals can smell it when you have an illness, like dogs for example.
    Since the zombies are buffed af anyways, they prob have a really good nose as well.

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ 3 года назад +33

      Dogs can be trained for that and they can sense *SOME* things, not all. Their noses have evolved for smelling during millions of years. Human nose is basic at best, one of the most simple in nature. Minimal surface area and few smell nerves in comparison. There is no indication that the virus grows anything or transforms organs, mostly it is said that it just uses the human body.
      Expecting zombie noses to suddenly sense genetic disorder and diseases it has not come in contact before in:
      - seconds
      - from several meters away
      - while running
      - amongst burning oil and trash
      Yeah, it's just movie magic and lazy at that. Really don't understand why they butchered the book with that stupid thing. It makes no sense.

    • @RIP_Texpert
      @RIP_Texpert 3 года назад +9

      What I would do for the whole lethal injection thing is wrote down on a piece of paper "if I can take this, make the phone ring, make it ring again when I've successfully been infected" and hold it up to the camera, holding up a vial of the disease as well, going through them one at a time

    • @fof1353
      @fof1353 3 года назад +1

      @@alaric_ to be fair in the movie virus did evolve over time.
      It's a fact that part of our DNA is influenced by outside factors including viruses, that did in fact change our DNA. Also there are cases in animal kingdom where funguses and other parasites change behavior and sensory perception of their host.
      And we can see detached dead parts still moving in the movie but you find genetic mutation to nitpick, like bro, the detached finger is moving on its own I don't think that change in host sensors is something you need to worry about

    • @tomperkins5657
      @tomperkins5657 3 года назад

      GOD BLESS COVID!

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode 2 года назад

      @@alaric_ I agree with all your points, but let's assume for a second they do have that magic sixth sense that allows them to discern the healthy from the terminally ill at a moments notice. Why would they bother going out of their way to avoid them? Sure, they don't want to infect them, because they're sick, but they also actively avoid them and run around them on their way to healthy people. Why do they not just trample them into the ground or violently push them aside on their way to the healthy humans?
      There's a big difference between: 'Do not want to infect' and 'actively avoid harming them, because... reasons'

  • @retr0pearce765
    @retr0pearce765 3 года назад +315

    "You don't have Brad Pitt's exceedingly thicc plot armor"
    I'm fucking dead lmao

  • @Shin-godzilla..
    @Shin-godzilla.. Год назад +3

    I dont think brad pit has plot armor he's just so powerful that it seems like he has plot armor and he's brad pit

  • @joenuts8227
    @joenuts8227 4 года назад +673

    Zombies: **exist**
    Terminally ill people: how the turn tables

    • @oldreaddy3341
      @oldreaddy3341 4 года назад +2

      He said only to die the next day.

    • @Chemagon
      @Chemagon 4 года назад +6

      At least if you got bit you know you’re healthy

    • @BerbinKing
      @BerbinKing 4 года назад +3

      How the tables have turn*

    • @edmundogonzalez650
      @edmundogonzalez650 4 года назад +16

      BerbyIsTheWordy its a reference from The Office

    • @StarboyJuno
      @StarboyJuno 4 года назад +8

      @@BerbinKing"oh, how the turn tables..."
      -Michael Scott

  • @trashcan2748
    @trashcan2748 2 года назад +650

    To be fair, there’s a chance that the zombies rely on smell more than sight in terms of detecting disease. I know I’ve heard of cases where dogs can detect certain ailments by smell so if we are already giving enough benefit of the doubt to assume zombies can turn *that* quickly, then it’s fair enough to assume that it could improve their sense of smell enough to allow them to detect certain diseases/ailments.

    • @Tchika
      @Tchika 2 года назад +13

      hmm, good point!

    • @Storiaron
      @Storiaron 2 года назад +65

      It makes perfect sense too. If the virus didnt have this behavioral property, the zombies would keep biting each other. Or even just the host biting itself until it dies of exhaustion. So it makes sense that a succesful "zombie virus" would be one that detects other zombies and not attacks them.

    • @asir9129
      @asir9129 2 года назад +3

      in the movie they said that the zombies spread a feromone, hormone? or whatever, to detect who's healthy or not

    • @niehou328
      @niehou328 2 года назад +25

      Honestly I thought this was common sense but I keep seeing videos of people saying that they use their eye sight to defect the unhealthy

    • @spooklyduck
      @spooklyduck Год назад

      ​@NieHou they have a human body that cannot smell diseases

  • @JeantheSecond
    @JeantheSecond 4 года назад +465

    “They only attack healthy people.” This is the only zombie outbreak I could survive.

    • @karensmith4307
      @karensmith4307 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @pooman7691
      @pooman7691 4 года назад +11

      Until you run out of whatever meds are keeping you alive.

    • @gwyndolwin
      @gwyndolwin 4 года назад +8

      Hadeshorne Not every serious disease results in death without treatment. I know in the movie it states “terminal illness” but realistically there would be no way for the zombies to differentiate between terminal and chronic illnesses, especially since some chronic might physically be more damaging than terminal ones yet still be manageabke.

    • @isaiah3861
      @isaiah3861 4 года назад

      @@gwyndolwin Coder Stone

    • @willowmcinnis2687
      @willowmcinnis2687 4 года назад

      I read your name as Sean

  • @mr.nickols1293
    @mr.nickols1293 Год назад +3

    I've watched so many of these videos that when I have dreams of apocalypse situations, I start doing things like filling up water jugs and the bath tub full and covering windows with strategic peep holes.

  • @Jack_Garland78
    @Jack_Garland78 4 года назад +159

    "We've assembled the finest crew of misfits and rejects to take on this zombie threat. We got: the Fat Kid, the Asthmatic, the Guy in Wheelchair, and the Big Guy Who Keeps Trying to Eat His Shoe. All lead by a senile commander with inch-thick cataracts and a prosthetic leg. *This war is ours!* "

  • @Halo4killer4ever
    @Halo4killer4ever 3 года назад +485

    "This includes gym bros too, the bench press doesn't help when you have to climb 10 flights of stairs."
    I did not expect to be attacked so personally lmao

    • @snakevenom4954
      @snakevenom4954 3 года назад +24

      You don’t need to be the first up the stairs. Just make sure you aren’t last lol

    • @BennyTygohome
      @BennyTygohome 3 года назад +21

      Bench bros, go prone and climb stairs with your pectoral muscles. Use your training.

    • @teddyblushmovies
      @teddyblushmovies 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @aarongonzalez4458
      @aarongonzalez4458 3 года назад

      But what about the squat

    • @aarongonzalez4458
      @aarongonzalez4458 3 года назад +1

      @@BennyTygohome what about the squat tho. You guys seem like you skip leg day

  • @MarkoSharko69
    @MarkoSharko69 4 года назад +530

    Just lock yourself in the Overlook hotel from the shining. It's isolated and it has plenty of food.

    • @Ryan-jd4nb
      @Ryan-jd4nb 3 года назад +12

      @Erica Sanchez-Barrera It would be nice with Jack Nicholson.

    • @Jack_OutsideTheBox
      @Jack_OutsideTheBox 3 года назад +18

      Yeah, but it’s also haunted by ghost girls who kill you.

    • @MrMalicious5
      @MrMalicious5 3 года назад +10

      @@Jack_OutsideTheBox Plenty of people stay in the hotel fine. It’s just people who are “gifted” that it consumes.

    • @babydollxbratz9051
      @babydollxbratz9051 3 года назад

      Right

    • @oldscorp
      @oldscorp 3 года назад +1

      If Mrs Torens is there i'd rather take my chances with the sprinting zombies

  • @crashtiansClips
    @crashtiansClips Год назад

    I'm slowly working my way back in your playlist and damn, you got so much better at vocals in the next three years.

  • @weakermansmans9651
    @weakermansmans9651 4 года назад +383

    Honestly, any time I talk about the zombie apocalypse I always add the disclaimer; "as long as they aren't WWZ or resident evil zombies, we are good"

    • @aswinastro
      @aswinastro 3 года назад +38

      Well, it doesn't matter which zombies they are. They need food. If a survivor is lucky, plans well, all they have to do is survive for 2 weeks. Carnivorous organisms such as Crocodiles may live upto months without food. But Zombies are no normal carnivores. Plus, we don't know what the virus did to the metabolism. A) It would have used all the energy in the body that it consumed to convert the victim into a zombie. So unless, the Zombies find enough humans to kill and eat - which I am sure they will, the apocalypse will continue till millions become zombies. But however, the apocalypse may last only months. People in remote locations or those living in high altitudes with food supplies, may have a better chance as they can block the only way to their city/town/village and also kill any of those infected in the vicinity. To put it shortly, we can survive the apocalypse, but be mentally prepared to kill, survive and face PSTD that will haunt you for life/

    • @Greensvenner
      @Greensvenner 3 года назад +3

      @@aswinastro didnt you hear they hybernate to survive for months?

    • @aswinastro
      @aswinastro 3 года назад +21

      @@Greensvenner Ironic, Zombie is classified to be the living dead. Hibernation requires animals to store fat in the form of energy and reduce their metabolic cycle. While it is theoretically possible in Zombies, for that they have to be "living" meaning their metabolism has to be active. I don't know what hoopla or theories have been created by sci-fi writers. But a Zombie has to eat enough and store fat or some other form of energy. For that, it has to eat like hell. And even if a Zombie consumes enough energy, it will be too slow to move as the extra fat will severely impact its moment. So, even if hibernation is possible in Zombies, they will only serve as a disadvantage and will still buy humanity time. See I understand this is fiction, but for some reason, I tend to be nitpicky about the basics :D Sorry about taht.

    • @stark-wd9ff
      @stark-wd9ff 3 года назад +6

      Even those ones from Train to Busan

    • @SpikeHellsing
      @SpikeHellsing 3 года назад +2

      Yes! I usually exclude the 28 Days Later infection. Although if you're prepared for blood vomit in the face it will help your odds lol

  • @Broccolaicy
    @Broccolaicy 4 года назад +456

    Why i wouldn't survive:
    I'm unfit
    I panic easily
    I would think to stay in an apartment room than to run so even if I don't die from a zombie apocalypse, I'd die from starvation or dehydration
    Even if someone were to drag me to my survival,
    I'm clumsy meaning I will eventually trip and die
    I have a sensitive nose meaning I'll sneeze easily to dust etc and I don't sneeze quietly
    I have so many reasons.. I just hope that even if there were zombies, I want walking dead zombies. Or "boyfriend of the dead" zombies.

    • @omnianti0
      @omnianti0 4 года назад +14

      armored door 5000$ + 700cans of food 2000$ = you survived even sneezing loodly

    • @aoxgam3r274
      @aoxgam3r274 4 года назад +6

      @@omnianti0 700 cans too small

    • @omnianti0
      @omnianti0 4 года назад +9

      @@aoxgam3r274 50kg rice + 4 butane canister + 1 palet 1m3 of water =500$

    • @tsugi6382
      @tsugi6382 4 года назад +3

      once you get malnourished but you have little energy, ur pretty much temporarily immune

    • @omnianti0
      @omnianti0 4 года назад +1

      @@tsugi6382 the whole story not make sens

  • @adbon6279
    @adbon6279 4 года назад +318

    I feel like these videos of zombie movies are just survival guides he's making for when december 2020 hits

    • @noname-qq1uv
      @noname-qq1uv 4 года назад +12

      the prediction? I really think it's true because nothing is impossible to happen these days, also the fact that there's another virus from China

    • @taylorhill9494
      @taylorhill9494 4 года назад +5

      When it does happen will we be ready

    • @AlexandraSoares01
      @AlexandraSoares01 4 года назад +9

      @@noname-qq1uv Zombies are supernatural, and the zombies are fiction. And our human systems and brains are made to defend agaisn't the viruses, so "zombie virus" will NEVER happen.

    • @NLMB07
      @NLMB07 4 года назад +7

      Nuno Soares thank you bro, because my biggest fear is zombies

    • @NLMB07
      @NLMB07 4 года назад +4

      Nuno Soares your giving me hope that there will never be a zombie apocalypse

  • @thelonelyrogue3727
    @thelonelyrogue3727 24 дня назад +1

    What do you mean, "knowing how to use the grenade." That's literally the simplest part of the whole movie. Grip spoon, remove pin, get it the hell away from you.

  • @benwhite5634
    @benwhite5634 4 года назад +1718

    Best option is to live on a boat with a fishing rod and something to cook the fish with

    • @valerianaranjocruz25
      @valerianaranjocruz25 4 года назад +378

      sike, they can *swim* !!! In the book there are hordes of zombies underwater, killing ocean creatures and attacking any ships on sight.

    • @geemailman3716
      @geemailman3716 4 года назад +75

      How would u get water tho

    • @vincy7171
      @vincy7171 4 года назад +89

      @@geemailman3716 theres water all around u in the ocean

    • @xneonisneonx
      @xneonisneonx 4 года назад +139

      Yes but desalination isn't as easy as it seems. Ocean water isnt drinkable.

    • @geemailman3716
      @geemailman3716 4 года назад +128

      @@vincy7171 lmao that's not how it works, and u can't boil water to get the salt out, it's the other way around, you boil the water to get the salt

  • @wow956
    @wow956 4 года назад +482

    No one would survive if the “zombies” could run full speed with that carelessness. Eventually they would win, they’re just to fast.

    • @coledodge7675
      @coledodge7675 4 года назад

      I mean you don’t think some people in the military would survive?

    • @wow956
      @wow956 4 года назад +54

      @@coledodge7675 the problem is that they just keep coming, you don’t have time to build anything to keep them at bay. You’re just going from hideout to hideout. You’re talking about billions infected. Make up whatever scenario you want, now in that scenario always add thousands of these running at you, all the time. Most of these movies never tell if these zombies whither and die without feeding, it seems they just keep going, with the need to feed.

    • @andrestinoco3688
      @andrestinoco3688 4 года назад +9

      @@coledodge7675 the military would get over run easily

    • @michaelthatoker7125
      @michaelthatoker7125 4 года назад +14

      @@wow956 There would be some isolated areas with less/no inffected. Few and fad between but the places woukd exist. Would be possible to go under ground too.

    • @denysu2660
      @denysu2660 4 года назад +2

      @@wow956 if they don't starve they'll rot

  • @laux8409
    @laux8409 4 года назад +697

    What is he talking about.. He says it’s difficult to survive but you can just build two dirt blocks up and you would be save

    • @fan4every1lol89
      @fan4every1lol89 4 года назад +18

      Thats OP

    • @dhruvsbeloved
      @dhruvsbeloved 4 года назад +48

      ikr, just like get 100 obsidian blocks and few water buckets and seeds and a bed and crafting table, its not that hard and bam you survive anything

    • @dhruvsbeloved
      @dhruvsbeloved 4 года назад +20

      and a diamond pickaxe to mine your way out

    • @dhruvsbeloved
      @dhruvsbeloved 4 года назад +25

      or simply just build a dirt block tower to build limit and destroy the blocks behind you and mlg water when everything is ok

    • @potatogod9682
      @potatogod9682 4 года назад +3

      Yeh

  • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
    @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE Год назад +1

    Man Nerd really found his voice. He always had the humor but he really honed his delivery over the year

  • @techsfor5540
    @techsfor5540 4 года назад +180

    My brain: Aww c’mon thats easy.
    Me: A literal malnourished pre-teen

    • @Flynnmiv
      @Flynnmiv 4 года назад +1

      We will send MREs.

  • @kyokokirigiri9010
    @kyokokirigiri9010 4 года назад +187

    How to know you're the main character
    You see a camera man recording you

    • @yes-vr9zs
      @yes-vr9zs 4 года назад

      Well i will be even more scared cause how am i suppose to run if the camera man is there ;-;

    • @ab_omz8303
      @ab_omz8303 4 года назад

      @@yes-vr9zs you can run through the camera like a ghost

    • @yes-vr9zs
      @yes-vr9zs 4 года назад +1

      Sounds fun

    • @ab_omz8303
      @ab_omz8303 4 года назад +1

      It does

    • @yisus4681
      @yisus4681 4 года назад +1

      so what you're saying is... I just have to become a blogger to survive?

  • @gillozada5090
    @gillozada5090 6 месяцев назад +1

    Jerusalem music concert, LMFAO! Hysterical analysis but on point on all counts! 🤣