How to Beat the FRACKING VIRUS in "CARGO"

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  • @huntermorris8308
    @huntermorris8308 4 года назад +6334

    "You will become a zombie in 48 hours."
    "Oh no... Anyways.."
    *Plays with baby*

    • @DuckHeadWP
      @DuckHeadWP 4 года назад +154

      logic in this film is ducking stupid

    • @rajdeepsaha7335
      @rajdeepsaha7335 4 года назад +180

      @@DuckHeadWP after COVID I don’t think people are not this stupid

    • @tim.van.emmerloot
      @tim.van.emmerloot 4 года назад +72

      Its like people dont take virusses seriously.....

    • @stableboy2338
      @stableboy2338 4 года назад +18

      @@DuckHeadWP there is no logic in this film

    • @Hagser
      @Hagser 3 года назад +2

      Hahaha wtf yeah!😆

  • @3n0ch_j1n5
    @3n0ch_j1n5 3 года назад +4113

    Zombies: We are slow, can’t use weapons, and we are dead.
    Humans: yeah well I’m dumb!

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony 3 года назад +78

      to be far some zombies are actually strong depending on what movie (or show) your watching / book your reading / game your playing.

    • @ilikestew5719
      @ilikestew5719 3 года назад +45

      @@lightlylemony Yeah, the wwz zombies would be difficult because you can't make camps.

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 3 года назад +65

      @@ilikestew5719 WWZ Zombies and Left 4 Dead's virus are the worst ones out there.

    • @brianlin5636
      @brianlin5636 3 года назад +18

      @@emiliomarbanjr or halos flood virus which is probably the worst zombie like parasite or whatever

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 3 года назад +2

      @@brianlin5636
      laughs in call of duty zombies

  • @rowanthompson3910
    @rowanthompson3910 4 года назад +3108

    “She bites his arm with her disgusting yellow crusty mouth”
    Best description

  • @Gumbocinno
    @Gumbocinno 3 года назад +3685

    "It had fingers, Andy!"
    "FUCK!"
    that had me giggling like an idiot

  • @michaelj1729
    @michaelj1729 4 года назад +5024

    This film itself is like what a zombie apocalypse would be like in real life: slow zombies and stupid people.

    • @BigYosh
      @BigYosh 4 года назад +108

      I feel like zombies would be fast like in zombieland

    • @BigYosh
      @BigYosh 4 года назад +58

      @Blokky I hope but I feel like fast zombies are more realistic than night of the living dead

    • @HangingDGrunt
      @HangingDGrunt 4 года назад +8

      Zombie apocalypses are easy if you know what to do

    • @annalena2153
      @annalena2153 4 года назад +58

      @Tatli Kanci İle #RamazanÖzel well a true zombie virus is unlikely. A rabbies virus like in 28 days is far more likely.

    • @gianttacogod
      @gianttacogod 4 года назад +66

      @@BigYosh fast zombies generally mean the undead eventually just run their legs into the ground and decay. Slow zombies are generally more realistic as once a the host is dead they start to decay and their bones essentially fail making them basically 0 threats.

  • @lowdilemma
    @lowdilemma 4 года назад +5707

    “gentlemen synchronize your death watches”

    • @sssddfsafsda494
      @sssddfsafsda494 4 года назад +162

      it's "Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches."

    • @lowdilemma
      @lowdilemma 4 года назад +66

      sssddf safsda Thanks dude

    • @Shadowswolf9666
      @Shadowswolf9666 4 года назад +138

      Can I teleport bread?

    • @JS-iu3ce
      @JS-iu3ce 4 года назад +65

      low dilemma I have done nothing but infect others for 3 days

    • @sh0gun520
      @sh0gun520 4 года назад +19

      Yes! The meme will never die

  • @MrAlphabetAssassin
    @MrAlphabetAssassin 3 года назад +3618

    "The best a man can get is a partner that doesn't take unnecessary risks in the zombie apocalypse" - words to live by

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 3 года назад +67

      His wife woulda still been alive had he told her about the zombie

    • @reaganb2799
      @reaganb2799 3 года назад +92

      @@ingamingpc1634 Exactly. The best a woman can get is a partner that doesn't lie to her about potential risks in the zombie apocalypse because he knows he's just done something really stupid and wants to hide it.

    • @goosesayshonk1381
      @goosesayshonk1381 3 года назад +48

      @@reaganb2799 same with her she shouldhave told him she was going to go to the boat

    • @reaganb2799
      @reaganb2799 3 года назад +15

      @@goosesayshonk1381 why? She was trying to surprise him and had literally just been told it was safe.

    • @samx23
      @samx23 3 года назад +51

      @@reaganb2799 they both get an F

  • @GrayMoe
    @GrayMoe 3 года назад +242

    Andy, you are infected with a highly deadly and highly infectious disease.
    Andy: plays, kisses, cuddles his baby daughter

    • @HaKilly
      @HaKilly 3 года назад

      Idiot, infected in early symptoms not infect others

    • @therealunderscore
      @therealunderscore 2 года назад +2

      Goddamn zombie movies…

  • @dallased78
    @dallased78 4 года назад +2669

    This movie had me to frustrated. Stupid decision after stupid decision. Then again with what I see going on in the world today, it probably wasn't that far off.

    • @lka04
      @lka04 4 года назад +38

      i guess that's the point of the movie.

    • @greatbritain819
      @greatbritain819 4 года назад +2

      True

    • @greggaygayakutami1402
      @greggaygayakutami1402 4 года назад +56

      @@lka04 I guess that means every case of bad writing can be excused with the cheap ass "WeLl ThAtS tHe PoInT oF tHe MoViE"

    • @lka04
      @lka04 4 года назад +11

      @@greggaygayakutami1402 not always, thats why i said "i guess". i dont know if they really did that on purpose, im just guessing.

    • @jaguar_8344
      @jaguar_8344 4 года назад +8

      Edward Webber it actually wasn’t, they only made one mistake, and that was his wife going back to the boat for wine. They tried everything, were practical, he was prepared, and in the end, he left his daughter with an indigenous community who knew how to manage the virus. They did everything right, the movie is just kicked off by one unfortunate event.
      I suppose you could say taking his infected wife with him was a mistake, but let’s be honest, he had no way of knowing what would happen. She would have been one for another day if she wasn’t impaled by that branch (speeding up the process, because she died). If anything, this is one of the most well thought out zombie movies. Compared to nearly every other viral apocalypse/ infection/ mass sickness movie, the characters were actually sane and did the right thing. The boat was genius too, using the water as a natural barrier from the illness. I don’t think you can judge a guy because he wanted some wine, years after the whole fucking world ended

  • @Luis-lf2us
    @Luis-lf2us 4 года назад +8837

    This all started because they disturbed the toilet zombie. NEVER, disturb a toilet zombie.

    • @josephcontreras8930
      @josephcontreras8930 4 года назад +245

      Uuuggghhhh raaawwwwhhh I'm busy in here!!!

    • @indridcold8433
      @indridcold8433 4 года назад +232

      It started even earlier than that. The guy that changed into the toilet zombie had a self entitled wife that refused to wear a mask to halt the spread of Covid-19. She already had HPV (human papiloma virus) and H1N1 from refusing to take precautions from previous outbreaks. The three viruses mutated together to become the hideous fracking virus. She then became a nasty snotty mess and bit her husband. He threw her out the window thinking she was crazy and she went off into Australia to spread the newly developed Fracking virus. The husband went to work thinking nothing of his future exwife but got sicker. He went to relieve himself to see if he would feel better and fully changed over on the toilet like Elvis dying on the toilet. The toilet zombie is born. The rest is history. As for the zombie wife he threw out thinking she was crazy, she went around spreading Fracking virus as well when she was picked up by someone thinking she was a hitchhiker. An especially grotesque mutation of Fracking virus that can spread with airborne sneezes, coughs, and close proximity will soon be spreading extremely fast. Australia is losing containment of it as the solders become sick with it or sick with Fracking and Covid-19. It is known as Covid-20. Another mutation has also been detected in its earliest stages where Covid-20 is being contained. It has been designated as, "Wildfire virus." it is supposed to be more contagious than Covid-19, Covid-20. The French are on the verge of a vaccine for Covid-20 and Wildfire. But they are running out of time. The Australians are extremely close to losing containment of Covid-20 and Wildfire.

    • @davidlee7676
      @davidlee7676 4 года назад +43

      @@indridcold8433 how long did that take

    • @junaidkeim6057
      @junaidkeim6057 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @indridcold8433
      @indridcold8433 4 года назад +60

      @@davidlee7676 The wife became first contaminated shortly after Covid-19 went planetary from the Chinese wet bar slaughtering and serving the smuggled in Australian flying foxes. It was around the end of 2018. She was a sickly mess with HPV and H1N1 but too arrogant to get treatment nor take preventative measures to avoid the newly emerging Covid 19. The three viruses merged in her festering body to make the Fracking virus and that was when her husband threw her out after being bit. The wife was patient zero for Fracking virus, a hideous hybrid of HPV, H1N1, and Covid - 19. In the middle of 2019, she infected an isolated area in the middle of Australia with Fracking virus which went into further mutations due to the isolation. The DNA then went through more drastic mutations thanks to the undercooked bushmeat that was eaten with the older strain of Covid-19. The resulting hybrid of Covid-19 strain one, remerging with the fully formed Fracking virus, created the Covid 20 super virus in January 2020. In the middle of extensive study for vaccines, the french accidently created another mutation and named it Wildfire. Both Covid-20 and Wildfire are on the verge of escaping containment due to the ever weakening forces due to Fracking virus and Covid 19 strain 2. The French are very close to a vaccine for Wildfire. The CDC is working very closely with the french by satellite to contain the many deadly outbreaks. Doctor Edwin Jenner and his wife are working on Covid-20 and Wildfire. The French are working on Fracking virus and Wildfire. The planet is on the edge of a complete economic, logistical, health, and communication collapse. The viruses are nearly out of control and about to escape containment worse than anything H1N1 and Covid-19 strain 1 ever did. I have heard terrifying testimonials of the effects of Wildfire. It is even worse than Fracking virus. Power grids in many nations have already had small outages. Water purification facilities are shutting down everywhere distributing contaminated water that is making people very ill with diseases lost to antiquity like dysentery, gastroenteritis, and bubonic plague. Cities in the Untied States of America in California, New York, Florida, Southern Texas, and Washington are slowly collapsing due to illnesses not even related to Fracking virus, and Wildfire. Covid-19, H1N1 are ravaging the populations there due to there being not enough healthy people to run water purification plants causing more spread of disease. If Fracking virus and Wildfire virus make it to any of those areas in the United States of America, the entire Western hemisphere will collapse within three months. This is all being kept very quiet but listen to shortwave radios of places that have already gone satellite communication quiet, telephone, and radio silent. They fear for their lives and are calling for help! Their internet has been down seemingly intensionally right before all of this started happening. What are the governments trying to keep quiet? Make a food and water cache before it's too late. Have a remote site to go to that nobody else knows about and stock it with food weapons first aid, and water. Have your vehicle running in top shape and put all terrain tires on it and be ready. The final collapse could happen at any ti...

  • @JediOfTheRepublic
    @JediOfTheRepublic 4 года назад +1407

    The fact the baby didn't get infected shows some sort of immunity...

    • @bubbletea7771
      @bubbletea7771 4 года назад +154

      Tbh if you look at it that way it makes sense or becuaseo she grew up with it

    • @lesbean5045
      @lesbean5045 4 года назад +43

      @@bubbletea7771 oml that kinda makes sense

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 4 года назад +90

      No I think the virus is only spread through bites. She was never bit. So she's not infected.

    • @faceless483
      @faceless483 4 года назад +12

      Time to season you Littl timmy

    • @BlackTarHeroinUser
      @BlackTarHeroinUser 4 года назад +17

      Maybe because she is to young and her brain hasn’t developed enough yet?

  • @Skrumpish
    @Skrumpish 3 года назад +569

    Military: have thousands upon thousands of soldiers, along with planes, battleships, dangerous missiles, bombs, and other military tech.
    Also military: “yeah we can’t kill these slow ass zombies”

    • @malrulesall9669
      @malrulesall9669 3 года назад +9

      Wild 💀😭😂😅

    • @bashfulbreloom9294
      @bashfulbreloom9294 3 года назад +85

      Random ass tribe with only weak hand held weapons: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 2 года назад +4

      I would go “nuclear time!”

    • @Bandido_50
      @Bandido_50 2 года назад +2

      @@bashfulbreloom9294 WWZ. Battle of Yonkers.

    • @BloodyKnives66
      @BloodyKnives66 Год назад

      My money is on all the rednecks instead of the military in a zombie apocalypse.

  • @rc52714
    @rc52714 4 года назад +3780

    I swear Rosie is the smartest one out of all the characters here and she's a baby who can't even talk

    • @Rdrozie
      @Rdrozie 3 года назад +36

      True true. Also im finding it really weird seeing my name in comments 😃

    • @deadchannel5557
      @deadchannel5557 3 года назад +5

      @@Rdrozie your name is rosey?

    • @Rdrozie
      @Rdrozie 3 года назад +18

      @@deadchannel5557 Rosie*

    • @Rdrozie
      @Rdrozie 3 года назад +9

      @@deadchannel5557 but yes :)

    • @deadchannel5557
      @deadchannel5557 3 года назад +6

      @@Rdrozie I’m watching sweet house, it’s a nice movie. You should watch it to

  • @NerdExplains
    @NerdExplains  4 года назад +641

    This video was held up in YT limbo for 3 weeks, finally get to share it with y'all! I'm working on two versions of I Am Legend, How to Beat the villain and the hero.

    • @AAPTHEANIMATOR
      @AAPTHEANIMATOR 4 года назад +5

      At least it's up now

    • @AAPTHEANIMATOR
      @AAPTHEANIMATOR 4 года назад +3

      👍

    • @dang849
      @dang849 4 года назад +1

      Nice

    • @aidang7182
      @aidang7182 4 года назад

      E

    • @cindybedartes8972
      @cindybedartes8972 4 года назад +3

      Can you do 127 hours? It would be good and you can say for how long could the person survive, what equipment could have helped him etc. I think it would be pretty neat

  • @ahalfeatenpotato463
    @ahalfeatenpotato463 4 года назад +7400

    She's the kind of person that hides a zombie bite in an apocalypse

    • @bopcrop1228
      @bopcrop1228 4 года назад +716

      Except once they find out, she will try to convince them she got attacked by the lochness monster

    • @WAyuso34
      @WAyuso34 4 года назад +200

      @@bopcrop1228 or a dog

    • @joki2707
      @joki2707 3 года назад +26

      Yes

    • @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack
      @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack 3 года назад +32

      EXACTLY

    • @jordo5639
      @jordo5639 3 года назад +21

      @@bopcrop1228 Jim from TWD lol

  • @LuizFelipe-qc1wz
    @LuizFelipe-qc1wz 3 года назад +2573

    you can literally outrun these zombies by walking normally how tf did so many people get infected

    • @Ayto27
      @Ayto27 3 года назад +169

      Because it's a movie

    • @christophertravers1034
      @christophertravers1034 3 года назад +329

      Cause humans in movies have half a brain cell

    • @NeviusZ
      @NeviusZ 3 года назад +132

      Because of people like Kay.

    • @fluffyfraud
      @fluffyfraud 3 года назад +22

      Essential fluids

    • @jonathan_8100
      @jonathan_8100 3 года назад +22

      Cuz they were dumbasses and lied to their partners about not being bitten

  • @iodyufx2766
    @iodyufx2766 4 года назад +7195

    I refuse to believe the kangaroos didn’t kill all the zombies

  • @darkfake2131
    @darkfake2131 4 года назад +2076

    He seems to like the name rosie, his baby in sherlock Holmes is named rosie too

    • @yummychili941
      @yummychili941 4 года назад +7

      Right that’s what I was thinking

    • @insomniactv9845
      @insomniactv9845 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @FCLT23
      @FCLT23 4 года назад +1

      If he’s writing the script?

    • @darkfake2131
      @darkfake2131 4 года назад +20

      @@FCLT23 actors can make or suggest small changes in script for their style, I doubt someone would actually care to name the baby rosie

    • @FCLT23
      @FCLT23 4 года назад +3

      Dark fake Im aware they can but that saying if they allow it Quinton Taratino doesn’t let anyone change anything he wrote, it stays that way but saying he’s picking rosie in every script is kinda far fetched haha

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 4 года назад +1430

    When you put the woman who vomited blood and is turning into a zombie BACK INTO THE CAR WITH A BABY

  • @dosacro794
    @dosacro794 3 года назад +602

    Remember: This all was caused by a Gilette product.

    • @backstabber040399
      @backstabber040399 3 года назад +35

      Best Dollar Shave Club ad

    • @Gaming.Grotto
      @Gaming.Grotto 3 года назад +2

      @@backstabber040399 hahahhahahahahh

    • @boyinblue.
      @boyinblue. 3 года назад +8

      More like lying to your significant other because you think she is too weak to handle the truth.

    • @boon5577
      @boon5577 3 года назад +3

      The best a man can get, right

  • @ModalFish999
    @ModalFish999 4 года назад +3575

    "It had fingers Andy!"
    "FUCK!"
    best moment

  • @christinejacobmanaog5649
    @christinejacobmanaog5649 4 года назад +2213

    That scuicide pen is fricking terrifying

    • @_Cleveland_
      @_Cleveland_ 4 года назад +104

      Scribblenauts just went on a whole another level.

    • @woodsy4458
      @woodsy4458 4 года назад +4

      @@_Cleveland_ hahahaha

    • @confusedkoala694
      @confusedkoala694 4 года назад +22

      Cleveland Brown coming from my mind

    • @locustzedicus2437
      @locustzedicus2437 4 года назад +75

      There had to be someone making money off of those things. Cause some cyanide pills or something would be a fuck lot cheaper and easier to make than a single use disposable pen spike.

    • @toiletpaper3487
      @toiletpaper3487 4 года назад +24

      fracking terrifying*

  • @soup6823
    @soup6823 3 года назад +2920

    This movie was a ragefest for me. The sheer amount of stupidity displayed just makes me want to foam from my mouth.

    • @grigorirasputin1101
      @grigorirasputin1101 3 года назад +15

      nice pfp

    • @alpharius7630
      @alpharius7630 3 года назад +110

      This is the stupidest actions i've ever seen in any zombie movie, ngl

    • @izumiruki
      @izumiruki 3 года назад +54

      I love watching zombie movies but I'm definitely skipping this one.

    • @ReptilianConman
      @ReptilianConman 3 года назад +31

      @@izumiruki it's actually a pretty good movie dude, worth a watch

    • @philliam111
      @philliam111 3 года назад +12

      @@ReptilianConman lmao

  • @Skrumpish
    @Skrumpish 3 года назад +273

    drew “HELP HER” instead of autojecting yourself to save your husband and baby
    ∞ IQ

    • @Glaedr11
      @Glaedr11 3 года назад +10

      Hey Andy prolly woulda forgotten his child existed if she didnt write that

    • @phxnkmvne
      @phxnkmvne 3 года назад +2

      "SAVE HER"*

  • @bananaman1250
    @bananaman1250 4 года назад +1911

    The people in the movie: let's make the dumbest decisions ever

    • @orecues9360
      @orecues9360 4 года назад +58

      Dude..watching this movie was like a torture , i nearly scream a few times watching the guy doing stupid shit

    • @AQHackAQ
      @AQHackAQ 4 года назад +83

      The current coronavirus pandemic has shown that a lot of people, especially Americans and the 'civilized' worlds, make a lot of dumb decisions, despite advise against them by officials. Yeah if there's to be a zombie outbreak, it would happen similarly to zombie movies because people are fucking dumb.

    • @pancakes2528
      @pancakes2528 4 года назад +10

      AQHackAQ couldn’t of said it better

    • @theBeastcub
      @theBeastcub 4 года назад +3

      It is overall a really good movie but how both parents get infected is SO DUMB, they both were SO STUPID, when I re-watched it I just skipped to after the car crash.

    • @universaljoyconboyz4ever161
      @universaljoyconboyz4ever161 4 года назад +2

      @@AQHackAQ you do realize that many are considered dead not BY the virus but related to it. Some people hace never got it yet are said to have died because of it or have a relation to it.

  • @chandlerdoeswhatifs9399
    @chandlerdoeswhatifs9399 4 года назад +1462

    Characters: *find a cache of food*
    Nerdexplains: *considering cannibalism*

  • @ggdudefyou8685
    @ggdudefyou8685 4 года назад +3742

    "it hade fingers andy"
    "FACK!"

  • @standlethemandle
    @standlethemandle 3 года назад +802

    She's the type of person to throw out her phone if it dies.
    She's the type of person to microwave ice cream because it was too cold
    She seems like the type of person to bring a spoon to the Superbowl
    She's the type of person to call you saying "I lost my phone"

    • @OhLatte
      @OhLatte 3 года назад +26

      Yes except the phone one lol you can call someone and tell them you lost your phone from someone else’s phone but I get what you mean 💀

    • @StreifelXP
      @StreifelXP 3 года назад +4

      @Death Is A Doorway Microwaves do not change anything about the food expect the temperature

    • @Smearwise
      @Smearwise 3 года назад +2

      literally every single insult you used is stolen

    • @TheBasketballArchivist
      @TheBasketballArchivist 3 года назад

      @Memories of the Future lol it doesn’t change the molecular structure it just vibrates the water molecules. Try microwaving something extremely dry, it won’t even really warm up

    • @Warrison_
      @Warrison_ 3 года назад

      Lmao yeah

  • @Palomar23
    @Palomar23 4 года назад +3456

    The only problem with people In zombie movies is that they haven’t seen zombie movies

  • @mk4k42
    @mk4k42 4 года назад +779

    When you realize all of this could've been avoided if she didn't go into that boat.

    • @Jaypes1
      @Jaypes1 3 года назад +100

      Or if he was honest about how dangerous the boat was, she could have gone with a weapon like a folding chair.

    • @avanhubertgesta3486
      @avanhubertgesta3486 3 года назад +32

      @@Jaypes1 yeah i was angry when the father didn't warn his family.

    • @avanhubertgesta3486
      @avanhubertgesta3486 3 года назад +23

      Oh my god this movie is soooo stupid

    • @MeisterSchwabbo
      @MeisterSchwabbo 3 года назад +42

      @@avanhubertgesta3486 dude, he got everything important from that boat. he couldn't knew that his wife is that stupid to leave his daughter at the boat with only the sleeping dad, while searching for a razor for her husband on that boat where the dad got everything important... but well the dad isn't that smart either

    • @AltClev37
      @AltClev37 3 года назад +12

      @@Jaypes1 lol yep the folding chair would have literally saved her dumbass 🤦🏻‍♀️ I know they have to have characters that are stupid to be able to make these movies but I mean come on. This is just unacceptable already lol

  • @Mostly_Crazy
    @Mostly_Crazy 3 года назад +1851

    What about Andy's monumentally intelligent decision to reach over to the backseat to get the baby, allowing himself to be bitten by waifu and get infected, when he could have easily just gotten out of the car and walked around to safely retrieve the youngling.

    • @duckduck5910
      @duckduck5910 3 года назад +52

      when you don't realize the goddamn door was jammed

    • @serpentinewolf7085
      @serpentinewolf7085 3 года назад +113

      @@duckduck5910
      Break window open. Not hard.

    • @lapplandkun9273
      @lapplandkun9273 3 года назад +153

      or he could've just used the auto injector quickly to kill his zombified wife or any sharp object on his person, then reach for the backseat to get his baby. Fucking steps, andy. If you're going to do an action, then plan it out like an intelligent being

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 3 года назад +89

      His wife woulda still been alive had he told her about the zombie

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 3 года назад +34

      Never trust anybody who calls a baby a youngling

  • @DeathTheManiac
    @DeathTheManiac 3 года назад +80

    Andy: "Oh yea, the boat is completely safe"
    Morgan Freeman: "But it was not safe, in fact, there was a zombie in there which bit Kay"

  • @dilettantetorenaissance6228
    @dilettantetorenaissance6228 4 года назад +736

    18:39 She is not trying to kill herself. Aboriginals traditionally hit their heads with stones when they are grieving.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +426

    "It's the apocalypse, a little teamwork and communication goes a long way"
    That applies to your ranked teammates too by the way.

    • @Connarmankeskateboarding
      @Connarmankeskateboarding 4 года назад

      Why do I see you everywhere my guy?

    • @smugumin3448
      @smugumin3448 4 года назад +6

      And, just like in ranked matches, nobody does it

    • @oblivionmaker9701
      @oblivionmaker9701 4 года назад

      I’ve seen you so many times I’ve subbed to make sure it’s you again and not a bot

    • @DenDen021
      @DenDen021 4 года назад +2

      At this point I'm just gonna assume there's multiple ppl acting like 1

    • @-theamazingdufus-5270
      @-theamazingdufus-5270 4 года назад

      They shoulda went for the head

  • @bananalord83
    @bananalord83 4 года назад +1761

    For some reason, the wife making stupid decisions while bitten seriously pisses me off...

    • @mikado3413
      @mikado3413 4 года назад +82

      Honestly they're both infected with stupid virus

    • @gabrielleggettmusic
      @gabrielleggettmusic 4 года назад +6

      Same here

    • @imsomewhatofalyricguymysel1924
      @imsomewhatofalyricguymysel1924 4 года назад +79

      Yea honestly she is stupid, but the husband is worse. He is the one that convinced her to not kill herself and put her in the same car with their baby

    • @nugget2486
      @nugget2486 4 года назад +2

      Wackkery how so?

    • @goreroses
      @goreroses 4 года назад

      Nugget did you literally not watch the movie

  • @danielgiovanniello7217
    @danielgiovanniello7217 3 года назад +49

    Fun fact: The Auto-Injectors are actually just cheap tools used for sucking up solder. I had a few lying around from some game console repair.

  • @zucchinitrumpisgood1730
    @zucchinitrumpisgood1730 4 года назад +670

    This movie expects me to believe some slow ass zombies snuck up on a military car in the desert and killed everyone in there without being mowed down

    • @EvilRedDynamo
      @EvilRedDynamo 4 года назад +94

      Hey man Australia lost to emus

    • @dragonyd3733
      @dragonyd3733 4 года назад +3

      @@EvilRedDynamo XD

    • @MK-il5vc
      @MK-il5vc 4 года назад +31

      You forgot that these same zombies lost with more zombies to some brave Tribe without firearms

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 4 года назад +46

      @@EvilRedDynamo Are you comparing some pesky zombies to indestructible machines of death?

    • @lapplandkun9273
      @lapplandkun9273 4 года назад +5

      hey man , its a zombie apocalypse horror movie. World War Z was better than this but was still kind of dumb

  • @boyifyoudont6763
    @boyifyoudont6763 4 года назад +1523

    This man deserves a very large amount of subs

  • @reubenshiflet
    @reubenshiflet 4 года назад +5452

    The most unrealistic thing about this movie is that the government actually did something right.

    • @xadielplasencia3674
      @xadielplasencia3674 4 года назад +626

      It is cuz it is not USA

    • @achturas
      @achturas 4 года назад +153

      @@xadielplasencia3674 Facts

    • @kiyohshi
      @kiyohshi 4 года назад +427

      I mean Australia is definitely better at handling pandemics than the US..

    • @zappiestlynx9567
      @zappiestlynx9567 4 года назад +245

      Kiyohshi not only that but let’s say this military place is armed and they all know the virus’ symptoms and they all have guns and these wrist watches, meaning this disease has been going on for a while. Whatever semblance of government would not be overrun. Somehow I feel like they might have more than enough bullets to take down even the whole population of Australia not to mention the many civilians already doing that and ending their own lives. I think the whole “base is overrun” thing is such a bad trope. They definitely would be more than capable

    • @xadielplasencia3674
      @xadielplasencia3674 4 года назад +74

      @@zappiestlynx9567 I agree, humans are not that good with virus, but we can definetly take care of stupid infected people if we can kill them (wich is basically a zombie)

  • @bighawaii
    @bighawaii 3 года назад +46

    “It had fingers Andy.” “FAAAAAWWWK.” Didint see the movie, but now I kinda want to after that line lmao.

  • @ulasonal
    @ulasonal 4 года назад +3566

    imagine if you needed your EpiPen but took the suicide pen instead-

    • @lukewarmmilk102
      @lukewarmmilk102 4 года назад +101

      im imagining me getting stung by a bee and doing this cuz im allergic and stupid

    • @1kjj421
      @1kjj421 4 года назад +54

      6:34

    • @user-nh7cy1vm2i
      @user-nh7cy1vm2i 4 года назад +42

      When was the last time you used epipen on your forehead?

    • @ulasonal
      @ulasonal 4 года назад +57

      @@user-nh7cy1vm2i you wouldn't use it on your forehead. you would use it on your leg because you thought it was an epipen.

    • @elfuego233
      @elfuego233 4 года назад +19

      It would hurt a lot but not kill bc it goes in your leg

  • @bobsmith9268
    @bobsmith9268 4 года назад +4473

    Man, if only the zombies were the brain-eating ones. They wouldn’t have anything to eat... 😳🤔😬

  • @burgerfanman
    @burgerfanman 3 года назад +56

    Andy(thinking): If I tell my wife there was a zombie in there, she'll be a little angry at me............. I'll just reassure her that there were no zombies
    Kay: *Dath*

  • @robcostanza5500
    @robcostanza5500 3 года назад +857

    IF your advice leads to my death I'm coming back to take you with me

    • @lavapirana6070
      @lavapirana6070 3 года назад +54

      Next video: How to beat the vengeful demon in Nerd Explains

    • @gnarly3562
      @gnarly3562 3 года назад

      Learn Tawheed :)

    • @Rahul-xf8yy
      @Rahul-xf8yy 3 года назад +4

      @@lavapirana6070 not one but two. I'm with him

    • @MK-kg9lp
      @MK-kg9lp 3 года назад +4

      @@Rahul-xf8yy three

    • @deadchannel5557
      @deadchannel5557 3 года назад +2

      @brii Atheists:Am I a joke to you?

  • @mrbubz7875
    @mrbubz7875 4 года назад +710

    A little fact - the aboriginal girl was not trying to kill herself with a rock, its actually a mourning practice and part of what they call "sorry business"

    • @Mandobird1
      @Mandobird1 4 года назад +92

      Yep, a lot of his commentary concerning the Aborigines (not "Aboriginals") was ignorant and insensitive.

    • @taffles4203
      @taffles4203 4 года назад +98

      Not to mention suggesting their culture is obselete. Gross as fuck.

    • @Mandobird1
      @Mandobird1 4 года назад +37

      @@taffles4203 Yes, that was a real clanger.

    • @taffles4203
      @taffles4203 4 года назад +65

      @@Mandobird1 I did a double take. Honestly could not believe someone would say that about one of the oldest surviving civilisation on earth with a rich culture. Couldn't be me...

    • @Mandobird1
      @Mandobird1 4 года назад +45

      @@taffles4203 Also, one of the points of the movie is that new and advanced technology is a two-edged sword, that can easily destroy humanity, so one shouldn't develop a fetish for it. The Aborigines were seen to be coping with collapse far better than European Australians because they could fall back to a simpler level of technology, that's been proven by the test of time (40,000 years).

  • @lilmao4482
    @lilmao4482 4 года назад +1455

    Nobody:
    NerdExplains: *May I suggest to you some cannibalism in these trying times?*

  • @sexy_po0p368
    @sexy_po0p368 3 года назад +120

    When she is hitting her head with the rock, i think its a traditional thing that they believe got rid of memories

    • @lilgorgo
      @lilgorgo 3 года назад +38

      Thank you, she explained it in the movie but this dikcheez said "that's why you're culture's obsolete". Fk that.

    • @Turbuggy
      @Turbuggy 3 года назад +36

      @@lilgorgo My eyes WIDENED when he said that. Like... he may not believe in spiritual medicine but damn.

    • @dan_the_swag_man6937
      @dan_the_swag_man6937 3 года назад +4

      I mean if you hit the right spot maybe

    • @Ayto27
      @Ayto27 3 года назад +17

      @@Turbuggy in Australia that's like the equivalent of calling a black American a ni**a. Very touchy subject here

    • @lilgorgo
      @lilgorgo 3 года назад +8

      @Dog Sweat whatever, conquistador 🙄 it's a spiritual practice not medicinal but given your hot imperialist take I care not at all what you think about it

  • @coopersutherland8550
    @coopersutherland8550 4 года назад +1337

    "It had *fingehs,* Andy."
    "FUCK!"

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 4 года назад +31

      Oh gods, did it have toes too!?!

    • @jkbutterfly3142
      @jkbutterfly3142 4 года назад +18

      @@AmaryInkawult Oh, God FORBID the toes!

    • @mrskywars1237
      @mrskywars1237 3 года назад +6

      Just saying Andy’s name should’ve been Fred...

    • @tubbomemes5923
      @tubbomemes5923 3 года назад +13

      @@mrskywars1237
      Scooby”Ruh-ro
      Shaggy:zoinks
      Velma:jinkys
      Daffnie:jeepers
      Fred:FUUCKKKKK

    • @deuscaritasest7518
      @deuscaritasest7518 3 года назад +3

      FHACK

  • @jeffryhiendy3947
    @jeffryhiendy3947 4 года назад +2694

    "How to beat Fracking virus in Cargo"
    It's easy. Just be a cameraman.

    • @therock3464
      @therock3464 4 года назад +35

      Underrated comment

    • @them3lon8r72
      @them3lon8r72 4 года назад +21

      Sounds like someone’s never seen Rec.
      (Look up “dead meat rec kill count”)

    • @TheRealVurt
      @TheRealVurt 4 года назад +7

      the m3lon8r one two three or four?

    • @them3lon8r72
      @them3lon8r72 4 года назад +5

      Vrtiiska one and two because those ones are the 100% found footage style ones

    • @primozeroyt
      @primozeroyt 4 года назад +2

      @@them3lon8r72 I JUST FINISHED THE REC KILL COUNTS LMAO

  • @ablackbunny3149
    @ablackbunny3149 4 года назад +1025

    This could've been avoided if kay had stocked up on dollar shave club razors.

    • @lionelpolo221
      @lionelpolo221 4 года назад +2

      Or a safety razor. Even a straight Razor

    • @gracee8709
      @gracee8709 4 года назад

      lmaooo right

    • @teslacannon8015
      @teslacannon8015 4 года назад +1

      SPONSORED BY DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB! GROOM YOURSELF FOR ONLY A DOLLAR!

  • @katch2183
    @katch2183 3 года назад +79

    My gas light was on and I still had 20 miles to the nearest gas station, I slowed my car down to 55mph for the best mileage (like you said in this video) and somehow I made it to the gas station. Thank you

    • @rachelpierce3515
      @rachelpierce3515 3 года назад +4

      My husband says to turn off ac/heater too but Idk if it really works

    • @kpsiex
      @kpsiex 3 года назад +3

      @@rachelpierce3515 It does.

  • @nuglyph9139
    @nuglyph9139 4 года назад +2590

    She's not trying to "off herself with a rock", its an Aboriginal tradition of mourning . They inflict scars to their head to symbolize pain / grief.

    • @fionaxx8645
      @fionaxx8645 4 года назад +240

      thank you for sharing that! I was a little confused by that scene but it makes more sense now

    • @millysmith5521
      @millysmith5521 4 года назад +90

      Yeah I was confused to, i at first thought that she was trying to oof even though she wasn’t infected, thx for clearing it up

    • @chickenspheres7582
      @chickenspheres7582 4 года назад +1

      stop

    • @Comin4Barbra
      @Comin4Barbra 4 года назад +2

      🙏🏽

    • @mirandavanrossum1907
      @mirandavanrossum1907 4 года назад +82

      Mostly Aboriginal women when in mourning or ‘sorry business’ hit there heads with a rock to show how much sorrow they are in from losing a loved one or losing someone from there community. And at 19:40 - 19:45 She talking about when her physical wound heals the wound in her heart from her father dying will heal too.

  • @noodoles
    @noodoles 4 года назад +300

    "It's your call because you got killed over a Gillette . The best a man can get is a partner that doesn't take unnecessary risks in a zombie apocalypse." LMAOOOO

  • @alfinamarshall6676
    @alfinamarshall6676 4 года назад +657

    “The best a man can get is a partner who doesn’t take unnecessary risks in the zombie apocalypse” 🥴

    • @lunaticusdjit
      @lunaticusdjit 4 года назад +17

      Gilette's new motto is rather specific

    • @nrose168
      @nrose168 3 года назад +4

      Lol I remember watching a zombie movie with my gf. She got upset when I told her to off me if I get bitten

    • @balqeesbaloch5213
      @balqeesbaloch5213 Год назад +1

      ​@@nrose168i hope that's an ex now lol

  • @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
    @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 3 года назад +81

    Point of contention:
    You keep say that lack food but I'm pretty sure that thing with a mirror wasn't an oar, it was a fishing rod.
    Regardless, at 3:56 you clearly see Andy and Kay talking while fishing.
    They have an endless supply of food on that house boat.

    • @projectpitchfork860
      @projectpitchfork860 3 года назад +1

      Except it's not endless and you can't live of fish alone.

    • @kpsiex
      @kpsiex 3 года назад +1

      @@projectpitchfork860 Yes you can. I survived dehydration by drinking fish blood alone.

    • @abdurrahmanmohammad4983
      @abdurrahmanmohammad4983 3 года назад +2

      @@kpsiex mmm excellent food source

    • @lifebeforedeath1788
      @lifebeforedeath1788 2 года назад +3

      I wonder if it would be safe to eat the fish though, who knows what’s in the water, though I suppose it is flowing/not stagnant water, so idk

    • @mysteriousj3019
      @mysteriousj3019 2 года назад

      They suck at fishing like they suck at not making shit decisions

  • @araccoon7049
    @araccoon7049 4 года назад +2389

    I feel bad for the zombies. Imagine trying to infect Australia

    • @MaxRefresh
      @MaxRefresh 4 года назад +219

      All the animals would eat them lol

    • @bubbletea7771
      @bubbletea7771 4 года назад +56

      And the humans are dumbsr

    • @nelliesilvers1210
      @nelliesilvers1210 4 года назад +101

      @@bubbletea7771 🙄👏....👏. Unless you're an Aussie, stfu. Only we can call each other dumb👌🏻. We live alongside the deadliest animals in the world..we can't be that braindead

    • @bubbletea7771
      @bubbletea7771 4 года назад +62

      @@nelliesilvers1210 didn't mean the Australians just the people in the movie in general. As I see the stupid mom isn't even Australian. Get ur facts right

    • @nelliesilvers1210
      @nelliesilvers1210 4 года назад +18

      @@bubbletea7771 "Get your facts right"😆. I read WHAT you wrote exactly HOW you wrote it. I got my facts from you🤷🏻‍♀️.

  • @v4l3nt1n30
    @v4l3nt1n30 4 года назад +515

    Let's admit
    It would have went 100% differently if he just told his wife it was dangerous to leave
    They both would have been alive(Probably) and Rosie wouldn't have to live without her parents
    But hey
    At least she got a happy ending

    • @bm952
      @bm952 4 года назад +26

      You should never ever consider disrupting the toilet zombie

    • @Syncopated_
      @Syncopated_ 4 года назад +7

      Probably. But they were both stupid as crap, so they probably would have died some how.

    • @connorboyd9986
      @connorboyd9986 4 года назад +18

      Do you not realize that Rosie is an infected baby but the infection happens after puberty so
      Rosie:I feel weird
      A girl:what is it
      Rosie:*flails around and make gurgle noise*

    • @v4l3nt1n30
      @v4l3nt1n30 3 года назад

      @@Syncopated_ true

  • @harryreynolds8209
    @harryreynolds8209 4 года назад +573

    Fracking virus sounds like a virus where you just swear a lot

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 года назад +21

      It's Australia after all

    • @OrangeZ1987
      @OrangeZ1987 4 года назад +12

      Oh god all of Australia is already infected

    • @risk5485
      @risk5485 4 года назад

      elektron117 bet me to it

    • @TVChanMcfatty
      @TVChanMcfatty 4 года назад

      What's next the fucking virus?

    • @amrithosein5164
      @amrithosein5164 4 года назад

      @@TVChanMcfatty lol or sucking virus

  • @shaykireas
    @shaykireas 11 месяцев назад +2

    11:30 the way you keep a professional voice when saying stuff like this absolutely cracks me up

  • @agrikid9655
    @agrikid9655 4 года назад +1134

    Why the heck everytime A Family is protagonist in a Horror Movie is either they are pregnant,have a child, Or either having Newborn Baby

    • @VTSfilms
      @VTSfilms 4 года назад +107

      Horror is about dis-empowerment. Making the protagonist feel weak. Best way to do that to a white male is making him care for something that's hard to protect. Like a little baby.

    • @rensmetselaar9
      @rensmetselaar9 4 года назад +54

      for added anxiety and dumb choices

    • @AlbeenoCookie
      @AlbeenoCookie 4 года назад +61

      ur meant to care more about a baby/pregnant woman. But tbh, would care more if it was a pregnant dog. Only the darkest films kill dogs, let alone puppies

    • @DrWho1596
      @DrWho1596 4 года назад +3

      Stress and pressure.

    • @leviathantb4014
      @leviathantb4014 4 года назад +19

      in media about an apocalyptic event that threatens humanity, children often represent the next generation and the overall survival of the human race

  • @fishbiscuit8266
    @fishbiscuit8266 4 года назад +718

    “Before she realizes a horrible discovery”
    *'LET’S PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS'*

    • @liuyi9919
      @liuyi9919 4 года назад +8

      Fish Biscuit lmao that happened to me

    • @Dakota_DBD
      @Dakota_DBD 4 года назад +6

      Dude same here 😅

    • @jimothy077
      @jimothy077 4 года назад +4

      Yep

    • @gshnoozer2
      @gshnoozer2 4 года назад +1

      Got the takis ad. lmao

    • @liuyi9919
      @liuyi9919 4 года назад +1

      G Schnoozer2 luckyyyyyyy. I’d love to have a takis ad

  • @zyothy9288
    @zyothy9288 3 года назад +347

    “If you got infected with a zombie virus, and had 48 hours to live, what would you do with your baby” for some reason this got me burst out laughing

  • @luster5497
    @luster5497 3 года назад +16

    "How to train your Zombie".
    It's so simple, yet it's ingenious.
    This movie figure out how to use the Zombies. Undead-transportation that never need fuel, slow but free.
    This movie beat the Zombies, they don't need help, they got the zombie apocalypse done right.
    No one in "The Walking Dead" ever thought about Riding a Zombie.
    I mean come-on!!!
    That's so Simple, Yet So Awesome!!!

  • @Drsiegfreid
    @Drsiegfreid 4 года назад +932

    Sounds like the real answer is just to not be an idiot
    Slow zombies, and classic rule of ditch those who get bit, or use them for one last supply run and then ditch them

    • @bexeydove1441
      @bexeydove1441 4 года назад +41

      It's harder than youd think when your a human being and it's someone you love

    • @doorman2374
      @doorman2374 4 года назад +71

      @@bexeydove1441 Got to do what you got to do

    • @nicktaco117
      @nicktaco117 4 года назад +28

      bexey dove me: *laughs in single*

    • @asandax6
      @asandax6 4 года назад +14

      @@bexeydove1441 Doesn't Metter if it's a person you love or not if they are screwed and there's absolutely nothing you can do It's time to ditch them and if it's me who is screwed I'm ditching so I don't harm any of them.

    • @rogersmith258
      @rogersmith258 4 года назад +7

      @@asandax6 Yep. I'd take a sharpened stick and go outside and try to take out as many zombies as possible and at a minimum lead the zombies away from live humans while shouting dont come over here I am zombie and possibly break into buildings to take supplies and move them in to easier to access locations for actual humans to take later.

  • @enrique9495
    @enrique9495 4 года назад +440

    “Totaling the truck and his wife”
    Holy shit I busted out laughing.

  • @du9267
    @du9267 4 года назад +503

    he should've just told her that there was a zombie in the boat. the end.

    • @22skatt88
      @22skatt88 4 года назад +5

      Ayuwoki lol that game is fun

    • @damondaichikuroo1401
      @damondaichikuroo1401 4 года назад +1

      Exactly

    • @mustard8148
      @mustard8148 4 года назад +14

      Also dumb how they camp that near the boat too

    • @jondecat885
      @jondecat885 4 года назад +3

      @elite captain FEARLESS SOLARIS ZEUS ayuwoki horror game, basically youre in michael jackson's house and he cant see you but can hear you

    • @SirRayveltal
      @SirRayveltal 4 года назад +5

      Considering the wife is that stupid, she'd probably still go inside.

  • @awbw9127
    @awbw9127 10 месяцев назад +1

    I watch your videos for 10 hours straight 4 days a week while I'm at work. I've rewatched literally every how to beat video. I love them

  • @sanntti112
    @sanntti112 4 года назад +685

    I've learned more from this channel than school...Sensei nerd

    • @disbeafakename167
      @disbeafakename167 4 года назад +23

      You should pay more attention in school.

    • @sanntti112
      @sanntti112 4 года назад +74

      @@disbeafakename167 my school should pay more attention to me

    • @NerdExplains
      @NerdExplains  4 года назад +83

      So have I lol.

    • @narhanF1
      @narhanF1 4 года назад +3

      Me to

    • @MaxKur0
      @MaxKur0 4 года назад +6

      @@sanntti112 Omg so true. Another gold comment. 🌟

  • @o0OMaku
    @o0OMaku 4 года назад +186

    I like how before he fully turned into a zombie, Tumi sprayed the wife's perfume in his face, that was symbolic af, dude went through all that to save his daughter cus of his wife

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony 3 года назад +13

      yeah his wife was really really dumb

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 3 года назад +6

      @@lightlylemony lol He wasn't bright either.

  • @praisethesun1172
    @praisethesun1172 4 года назад +722

    So basically, just do the complete opposite of what the protagonists did and you'll live.

    • @MeisterSchwabbo
      @MeisterSchwabbo 3 года назад +35

      The mirror fishing road was smart.
      But the rest off those people wouldn't survive 2 days

    • @n.dynz00
      @n.dynz00 3 года назад +7

      This section has the most exotic names wtf

    • @ranium6149
      @ranium6149 3 года назад +2

      Dont breath

    • @evil2862
      @evil2862 3 года назад +2

      @@ranium6149 well actually yeah, don’t breathe around infected without a mask because if they cough the saliva could get into you and can infect you too since the virus in the movie is spread through bodily fluids

  • @IceFire1800
    @IceFire1800 3 года назад +24

    >driving 55 mph is the best choice
    >is talking about a movie set in australia, a place using metric not imperial
    ah cool ill just whip up a quick conversion while this zombie bites me leg off

    • @SOLARITY333
      @SOLARITY333 3 года назад

      why tf are you in a car with a zombie?

  • @mrman_7052
    @mrman_7052 4 года назад +599

    The zombies in this movie are like having a rabid raccoon in your yard but it's slow and dumb. Don't get close to it, but it's no big deal.

    • @5nak3_15
      @5nak3_15 4 года назад +1

      Yeah kinda

    • @benkenobi6137
      @benkenobi6137 4 года назад +8

      Maybe don't use slurs

    • @mrman_7052
      @mrman_7052 4 года назад +16

      @@benkenobi6137 Good idea

    • @ArlanKels
      @ArlanKels 4 года назад +10

      Actually rabies can linger on the ground for quite a while, making the area dangerous for your pets even if the rabid animal is gone.
      Or even if they're inside, since walking through some rabies saliva and getting it on your shoes is enough to potentially infect your poor innocent pet.

    • @indridcold8433
      @indridcold8433 4 года назад +4

      What if it is ten rabid raccoons? One rabid racoon is just an ugly spectacle. But ten rabid raccoons in your yard will be very dangerous because all your ways out will be covered by rabid raccoons so you could starve to death, unless you want to eat rabid raccoon chops. In zombie movies, one zombie is just an ugly spectacle. But when ten are surrounding your home, it is not a good thing at all. It is often very dangerous.

  • @danieladam9390
    @danieladam9390 4 года назад +526

    Dudes? Australian Military lost a War against Birds. What makes you think that it would ein against Zombies?

    • @giacomomattiacolombo5224
      @giacomomattiacolombo5224 4 года назад +44

      It's funny because it's actually true story on school books

    • @mrj4082
      @mrj4082 4 года назад +16

      Really? Australian military lost a war against birds? 😂😂

    • @juanescarcega2513
      @juanescarcega2513 4 года назад +43

      @@mrj4082 well said birds were very fast.

    • @MariaLopez-uz1io
      @MariaLopez-uz1io 4 года назад +5

      @@juanescarcega2513 wait what?? Really?? Guns weren’t able to win against beaks??

    • @juanescarcega2513
      @juanescarcega2513 4 года назад +26

      @@MariaLopez-uz1io well like I said the birds were fast faster than their bullets

  • @ephemeral_data4336
    @ephemeral_data4336 4 года назад +207

    "Tribes are shish kebabing and frying zombies in the distance" Is a phrase I never thought I would hear.

  • @Lisa-sn8yz
    @Lisa-sn8yz 2 года назад +7

    Andy getting infected in the first place could have been SO easily avoided :’)

  • @Laughlikeagoblin
    @Laughlikeagoblin 4 года назад +217

    Andy's stupid choices-
    1: lying to Kay about the boat being safe, pretty much killing at a very slow and horrific pace.
    2: not offing kay after the first symptom. I can understand why not, but the longer she is around, the higher that chances of getting bit by her or kay munching on rosie like she is a KFC bucket meal.
    3: Not. Having. A. Weapon.
    4: not giving rosie to a sane non-infected survivor when he knows he will turn soon.
    5: not killing Vic after seeing he is a psycho and is using other survivors as live bait.
    6: Not checking Rosie from blood or bites after every encounter with the infected.
    Wow only 6. He did fairly decent but he still messed up royally.

    • @robkitchen5344
      @robkitchen5344 4 года назад +2

      They banned guns down under
      They have no chance in a zombie apocalypse

    • @morpher728
      @morpher728 4 года назад +3

      Also completely disregarding sanitation from the virus

    • @PutiNaPato
      @PutiNaPato 4 года назад +3

      That apocalypse is like easy mode in a zombie apocalypse all you need is a armored vehicle and a machine gun and more guns and a lot of food and a bunker.

    • @shemwell4782
      @shemwell4782 4 года назад +1

      @@PutiNaPato i doubt all of that would be possible for a normal everyday person or even a millionaire but all u need is common sense

    • @MrBassem95
      @MrBassem95 4 года назад

      Not getting out of the car when he knew his wife had turned.

  • @pa1g3yp00h
    @pa1g3yp00h 4 года назад +950

    “Just say no, they can’t infect you without your consent”
    “No”
    “Understandable, have a great day”

    • @tilburg8683
      @tilburg8683 4 года назад +35

      Or infection free zones, the infection will legally not be allowed to be there.

    • @kennycyrillambasan6831
      @kennycyrillambasan6831 4 года назад +7

      copied ;/

    • @DRMEATER
      @DRMEATER 4 года назад +1

      @@kennycyrillambasan6831 who cares

    • @gunnarkulak2919
      @gunnarkulak2919 4 года назад +3

      @@DRMEATER same on kenney

    • @BL3H-
      @BL3H- 4 года назад +5

      I swear, if those "overused comment" police come to this comment section, I will.......
      .... do nothing.

  • @cmd31220
    @cmd31220 4 года назад +671

    I honestly hated this movie, because literally everything that happens is caused by obvious stupidity.
    A depressing movie isn't depressing if a 6 year old can constantly complain about why the characters are dumb.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 года назад +20

      @bobwatters It's a frakking shit show.

    • @jillianadams1407
      @jillianadams1407 4 года назад +15

      Very true.

    • @HorsiMusic
      @HorsiMusic 4 года назад +17

      the only thing depressing about this movie is the writing

    • @leere5524
      @leere5524 4 года назад +2

      @@HorsiMusic cause they stole the premise from a short film by the same name and tried to stretch it into hours lol

  • @kammc-
    @kammc- 3 года назад +4

    9:43
    I was low on gas on the parkway, was afraid of running out of gas and I knew that 55mph was the most efficient because of this video.
    Couple cars ahead of me got into a pretty bad accident and I barely braked in time to avoid joining them in their accident.
    Don't think the accident would've killed me but I'm glad I knew about this fact.

  • @subliminaisdakiwi6763
    @subliminaisdakiwi6763 4 года назад +131

    Andy: *Taking what he can from the boat*
    Zombie: Hey can you pass me toilet paper

    • @abelrefasa3382
      @abelrefasa3382 4 года назад

      I was making a joke but I realized this joke is here

  • @matthewflores2424
    @matthewflores2424 3 года назад +330

    did anybody else laugh at the “it had fingers andy!” bc i lost it

  • @Epdu
    @Epdu 3 года назад +827

    Imagine being in a zombie apocalypse and saying “Don’t worry, I watched Nerd Explains”

    • @facelessenemy3755
      @facelessenemy3755 3 года назад +47

      You will be on my team immediatly

    • @facelessenemy3755
      @facelessenemy3755 3 года назад +26

      Wait on second thought, you might cannabilize me o.o

    • @ethan7252
      @ethan7252 3 года назад +21

      @@facelessenemy3755 Thats why I keep a spare uno reverse card

    • @alwegiesushimi6137
      @alwegiesushimi6137 3 года назад +11

      I would keep him hostage and tell him to give us ideas

    • @seanwilkinson8696
      @seanwilkinson8696 3 года назад +3

      I'd rather stay in a Holiday Inn Express.

  • @autisticnation7140
    @autisticnation7140 9 месяцев назад +1

    Well you said to share. You are part of the reason I survived getting hit at 50mph. I put a lot more into the muscle memory from ice skating for this but lifting my legs up to avoid being dragged under the car and pushing myself by 'rolling with the punch' away from the car is likely the reason I never went under the wheels and instead wound up thrown to the side of the car. I still got whiplash bad enough that it cost me my job. But it probably would've been way worse if I wasn't prepared

  • @Yoko_Grim
    @Yoko_Grim 4 года назад +680

    Slow, brain dead zombies: *Exists*
    Military: *Black dude disappearing meme*

    • @yamama9134
      @yamama9134 4 года назад +34

      A d i o s

    • @flee2573
      @flee2573 4 года назад +25

      ✌🏾👨🏾‍🦱

    • @akbarshah1190
      @akbarshah1190 4 года назад +11

      yeah how are the aboriginal the people with no modern weapons still alive and the military is dead

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 года назад +1

      @@akbarshah1190 they hide in the Outback Zombies don't move when they have fallen apart and the last aborinals who lived isolated weren't found until near the 2000s

    • @RJ-x
      @RJ-x 4 года назад

      XD🌚♣️

  • @bananabanana156
    @bananabanana156 4 года назад +499

    The moral of the story: be honest to your companions, so they don't decide to do stupid crap based on your lies.

    • @princessharu2833
      @princessharu2833 4 года назад +4

      “Maybe if you told me the truth I wouldn’t do the stupid thing I did >:(“

    • @bleedinghearts4768
      @bleedinghearts4768 4 года назад +9

      @@princessharu2833
      Yeah but if she knew it was unsafe she wouldn't have went. She thought it was clear but her husband lied

    • @shemwell4782
      @shemwell4782 4 года назад +6

      moral of the story :in a apocalypse even if someone says its safe be hella conscious of everything muchless a zombie Apocalypse seriously if my husband or wife says oh the trip was easy , i would be skeptical knowing literal death sentence can pop up and wats worse wrap your body to reduce chance of being bitten

    • @turoreal
      @turoreal 4 года назад +2

      @@princessharu2833 not necessarily, the original poster indicated that they are both at fault

    • @cuwujchristian7380
      @cuwujchristian7380 4 года назад

      Princess Haru oo

  • @vladfifty-two8530
    @vladfifty-two8530 4 года назад +3575

    This movie seems horrible. But not horrible by nature, just by unbelievably idiotic characters and lazy writers.

    • @cheesey1635
      @cheesey1635 4 года назад +119

      I’ve seen it I believe it has some flaws but it is an overall decent movie

    • @bebelusica
      @bebelusica 4 года назад +351

      I think it's a somewhat realistic movie following really dumb, ordinary people. It's literally a what not to do during an apocalypse guide.

    • @gasterholdingacoffeecup4093
      @gasterholdingacoffeecup4093 4 года назад +32

      So a horrer movie

    • @freetibet2691
      @freetibet2691 4 года назад +26

      lol even the aborigin people are 10 times smarter than them

    • @wasteofspace6092
      @wasteofspace6092 4 года назад +1

      Plot

  • @MrBrightside11
    @MrBrightside11 3 года назад +12

    "He doesnt seem her type but well yet again its the apocalypse" 😂😂😂

  • @jinx724
    @jinx724 4 года назад +135

    I've never seen this movie but I am infuriated that he lied to her and even more upset that she went herself. It's the stupidity for me when the apocalypse comes I plan on going no where alone

    • @IceFire1800
      @IceFire1800 3 года назад +18

      considering how people act like dumbasses with covid, this movie is at least accurate to human decisions

    • @serpentinewolf7085
      @serpentinewolf7085 3 года назад +3

      @@IceFire1800
      Idk COVID is cute and only really kills the weak. This movie virus kills everyone.

  • @Skyrimlizard
    @Skyrimlizard 4 года назад +279

    “Why not kill him, he’s too dangerous to be kept alive”
    Well It’s not the jedi way

    • @vlegion7443
      @vlegion7443 4 года назад

      You mean high ground way?

  • @thekingduckkun2013
    @thekingduckkun2013 4 года назад +481

    military: Gets overrun
    Random tribe with spears and knifes: perfectly fine

    • @MOUNTAINSURVGRU
      @MOUNTAINSURVGRU 4 года назад +5

      Hahahhahahahahahhahahhahah yoooooo 😂😂im dead

    • @altair8514
      @altair8514 4 года назад +35

      Well you see in zombie movies the only people with common sense are the protagonists. But not in this one.

    • @Alldaboss
      @Alldaboss 4 года назад +27

      Something that always annoyed me especially in the area it is literally impossible to be snuck up on in some areas, I mean make some noise set up your guns and take you time, once they are closer pack up and push up further away

    • @Koozomec
      @Koozomec 4 года назад +28

      Tbh australian military was once defeated by birds.

    • @vanjagalovic3621
      @vanjagalovic3621 4 года назад +15

      @@Koozomec That wasn't the military, it was only 3 guys, they only "lost" because they ran out of bullets and they got rid of most of them through bounties afterwards.
      And yes I know this is probably a joke

  • @mistertwisterbee
    @mistertwisterbee 3 года назад +11

    “If my advice leads to your death, no one will ever know”
    - Nerd explains

  • @tristandriant4539
    @tristandriant4539 4 года назад +168

    Dude, you're in Australia, even without zombies you won't survive

    • @Specruzus
      @Specruzus 4 года назад +12

      yeah, but Australians have the ability to become upside-down during the day and night

    • @tristandriant4539
      @tristandriant4539 4 года назад +2

      @@Specruzus oh I didn't know that fact, thank you :)

    • @swanihilator6748
      @swanihilator6748 4 года назад +1

      Lmao so true.

    • @swanihilator6748
      @swanihilator6748 4 года назад

      @@Specruzus XD

    • @aldervic6293
      @aldervic6293 4 года назад +2

      As a Australian I can confirm

  • @yellowpancake7968
    @yellowpancake7968 4 года назад +90

    This damn guy saved my life once with his advice. Gladly I bit the zombie first before it bit me then she turn into a human again.

  • @smolopossummaxwell9624
    @smolopossummaxwell9624 4 года назад +545

    In one show he's a doctor, in one movies he's an idiot that handles contagious wounds barehanded. Martin Freeman is definitely a Multitalent. Well, at least theres one thing that stayed the same, he has a daughter named rosie.

    • @yesyesyes666
      @yesyesyes666 4 года назад +14

      Nice u r man of culture ☺️

    • @sam_laufeyson_monroe
      @sam_laufeyson_monroe 4 года назад +6

      When watching this I was thinking 'Damn, I expected more from a war doctor.'

    • @jess228
      @jess228 4 года назад

      In the movie, it specifically states that the freshly infected are not contagious. Not sure how the channel missed it. It isn't until they reach the face crust/head burying stages that they are contagious.

    • @smolopossummaxwell9624
      @smolopossummaxwell9624 4 года назад +1

      @@jess228 but can you really be too sure? Who knows if its really not contagious?

    • @jess228
      @jess228 4 года назад

      @@smolopossummaxwell9624 I mean, kind of weird if the movie goes out of its' way to specifically say it isn't until the advanced symptoms show up that someone is contagious and then never, ever show anything to contradict that but still intended it to be false... since everything we see in the movie goes along with their explicitly saying that they are not infectious until the latest stages of the disease, and never showing anyone to infect another person until after they have died and reanimated, it would be a really weird and pointless twist. But no, I guess we can't know for 100% sure the creators didn't have a secret they never, ever bothered to reveal.

  • @evanmemo
    @evanmemo 3 года назад +13

    "It had fingers andy!"
    "FUCK!"
    lmao

  • @mooseandelk1
    @mooseandelk1 4 года назад +159

    Of all these zombie movies, they start off so dumb some times. Like these 2 have survived the zombie plauge for who knows how long. They know the dangers already, how did they both managed to screw up? The husband not being honest about the boat not being safe, and the wife for taking such an ignorant move.

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 года назад +1

      People are sometimes lucky.

    • @elliotgabriel4580
      @elliotgabriel4580 4 года назад +8

      They screw up and be idiots because the plot wants them to screw up and be idiots.

    • @yoshmarsh8412
      @yoshmarsh8412 4 года назад +3

      @@elliotgabriel4580 finally someone said it

    • @mooseandelk1
      @mooseandelk1 4 года назад +1

      @@elliotgabriel4580 If only someone could make a zombie movie that wasn't predictable.

  • @huntermorris8308
    @huntermorris8308 4 года назад +224

    This is great out of context."
    Lady: "It had fingers andy!"
    Andy: "FUCK"

  • @pysslrofficial4668
    @pysslrofficial4668 4 года назад +601

    Train to busan zombies: WANNNA SEEE SOME SPEED CAUSE ILL SHOW YOU SOME SPEED EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @dirtycloud9682
      @dirtycloud9682 4 года назад +1

      Uhh, what?

    • @pysslrofficial4668
      @pysslrofficial4668 4 года назад +26

      @@dirtycloud9682 have you watched train to busan?

    • @God-zp2nr
      @God-zp2nr 4 года назад +4

      True-

    • @pysslrofficial4668
      @pysslrofficial4668 4 года назад +22

      @i hate anime well zombies are made to be easily defeated if you find their weak spot. for the train to busan zombies its that they have like no memory and they will forget what and who they are chasing when they can no longer see them, but the advantage the zombies have over you is their speed.

    • @God-zp2nr
      @God-zp2nr 4 года назад +3

      @i hate anime Picture people like Usain Bolt as zombies and you'll know the real reason behind fast ones.

  • @autisticaeronaut
    @autisticaeronaut 3 года назад +12

    "Why the sweet Australian outback fuck" is my new line.

  • @Einzeilhandery
    @Einzeilhandery 4 года назад +525

    Armored vehicles in zombie movies: destroyed
    Armoured soldier with protection gears and gas mask/facemask : died
    Military rifle which can fire from ranges and bayonet: doesnt exist
    Slow ass zombie that can barely move and hypernate: somehow overrun a whole military base with cameras surveillance and checkpoints

    • @xxstepsonxxhi1225
      @xxstepsonxxhi1225 4 года назад +14

      Fr

    • @azraeiazman
      @azraeiazman 4 года назад +13

      Louder brother

    • @JojonathanOliveira
      @JojonathanOliveira 4 года назад +22

      Well if the military is just as stupid as the main family then it's really easy to see why they were overrun.

    • @jaguar_8344
      @jaguar_8344 4 года назад +9

      Silver yes, but it spreads through water. And they aren’t all slow and lumbering: that only happens after they begin to rot. At the start, in the flashbacks of the city area, you see that they are very aggressive and capable of chasing people. They are only slow because they have been deteriorating in the Australian sun for a couple years, therefore rotting their muscles and tendons.
      Remember, all one has to do is fall into a water tank, or a group get torn apart in a river, and suddenly, anyone who drinks that water, or washes their hand (open cuts) is infected. It’s not about the physical ability of the dead, it’s how contagious the pathogen is.

    • @SomaDas-hh6bf
      @SomaDas-hh6bf 4 года назад

      movie makers are way too stupid