How To Beat: Don't Breathe

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @erikwoodruff5643
    @erikwoodruff5643 4 года назад +4066

    Step one: don't Rob anyone, especially someone who's been blind for a long time and has plenty of experience in killing in the dark

    • @vadiks20032
      @vadiks20032 4 года назад +20

      i don't think it's that easy, with all the troubles finding actual job. sometimes people make mistakes they never wanted to do

    • @Insider546
      @Insider546 4 года назад +113

      @@vadiks20032 It is easy not to rob blind people

    • @vadiks20032
      @vadiks20032 4 года назад +5

      @JAYDEN HERRERA people have different lives. they all pick what's better for them. noone goes the bad road without a reason.

    • @vadiks20032
      @vadiks20032 4 года назад +2

      @JAYDEN HERRERA you don't know what true laziness is

    • @raven.4815
      @raven.4815 4 года назад +11

      @@vadiks20032 Ok sjw

  • @juggaloblow1012
    @juggaloblow1012 4 года назад +16891

    I would be dead in minutes, I'd be trying to hold my breath so he doesn't hear me and my stomach would be like "here is my impression of the call of a sperm whale"

    • @LocalGooberGoobs
      @LocalGooberGoobs 4 года назад +478

      This made me smile yo! Thanks :)

    • @RainIncorporated
      @RainIncorporated 4 года назад +415

      Homie if we do I together I got your back if you grab his attention I shoot him
      We can split the money
      If I miss...oh well uh, have you written your will?

    • @Cid-mg3df
      @Cid-mg3df 4 года назад +78

      @@RainIncorporated oof

    • @kitakoproductions8894
      @kitakoproductions8894 4 года назад +58

      Seems like a Julian thing to do 😂

    • @riceplays4787
      @riceplays4787 4 года назад +25

      Stomach giggle

  • @kassidykalivretenos1439
    @kassidykalivretenos1439 4 года назад +2114

    I really like that he uses the words “The burglars” referring to the teens who broke in his house because it helped me remember that they were bad to, not just the blind guy.

    • @teariesz4103
      @teariesz4103 3 года назад +45

      but honestly i have sm sympathy for rocky especially , she Needs the money desperately n since he’s a veteran he’s good yk

    • @JohnCena-ll5eu
      @JohnCena-ll5eu 3 года назад +98

      Honestly that isn’t really accurate. The veteran in this movie was stacked but a lot of veterans don’t have much money or are homeless.

    • @hoangkienvu7572
      @hoangkienvu7572 3 года назад +70

      ​@@JohnCena-ll5eu But then we have the burglars here who try to save people in need, and the victim who keep women as his sex slaves. Like bro, the blind guy is obviously evil, you need to get your priority straight.

    • @quesproductions7170
      @quesproductions7170 3 года назад +17

      @@JohnCena-ll5eu this movie had a blind fit guy going on a shooting spree in his home with houses a spit away, I don't think they were going for "accurate"

    • @loly8844
      @loly8844 3 года назад +11

      @@hoangkienvu7572 they aren’t really sex slaves, there is never sexual intercourse that occurred, although I don’t know what else you could consider it so..

  • @guyhathansaintil5218
    @guyhathansaintil5218 3 года назад +5702

    I love how the kidnapped woman was added because they realized without it this guy is in no way the bad guy

    • @ColdDoomOfficial
      @ColdDoomOfficial 3 года назад +402

      With her he is no way the bad guy. She literally killed his daughter and it's implied that the police did nothing because he was able to kidnap her

    • @guyhathansaintil5218
      @guyhathansaintil5218 3 года назад +560

      @@ColdDoomOfficial bro? He still kidnapped and forcefully impregnated her

    • @ColdDoomOfficial
      @ColdDoomOfficial 3 года назад +53

      @@guyhathansaintil5218 your point being?

    • @guyhathansaintil5218
      @guyhathansaintil5218 3 года назад +841

      @@ColdDoomOfficial that that is illegal immoral and psychotic so yes in this situation he is the bad guy

    • @yawehhill9180
      @yawehhill9180 3 года назад +46

      @@guyhathansaintil5218 She killed his daughter and got away Scott free

  • @INFAMOUSLSG
    @INFAMOUSLSG 4 года назад +5515

    "If i'm still alive, I can make new friends and never mention this to anyone"
    Sounds like you've done this before. LOL

    • @dyleeng
      @dyleeng 4 года назад +23

      How does this have 565 likes and only 1 comment

    • @acegames2995
      @acegames2995 4 года назад +8

      @@dyleeng now there is 3

    • @justcallmepichael7731
      @justcallmepichael7731 4 года назад +33

      he created a entire RUclips channel for this moment

    • @taco2728
      @taco2728 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @taco2728
      @taco2728 4 года назад +1

      They didntcknkwxgexwasxqxjerk theyctjiught hexwas nice at thwxbeggining tho lololol!!!!

  • @tyrannapusandfriends6254
    @tyrannapusandfriends6254 4 года назад +17478

    The filmmakers realised people would be rooting for the blind guy, so they had to make him an absolute madman who straps people up in his basement

    • @jackjon7763
      @jackjon7763 4 года назад +2713

      It still would have been a great movie without making the vet insane

    • @tyrannapusandfriends6254
      @tyrannapusandfriends6254 4 года назад +385

      @@jackjon7763 yes

    • @M.L.official
      @M.L.official 4 года назад +539

      and inseminates people

    • @MrBromedy
      @MrBromedy 4 года назад +689

      @@sweetricecakeman8582 why just females

    • @victoriareyes1348
      @victoriareyes1348 4 года назад +993

      @@sweetricecakeman8582 men can also be raped.

  • @Cruddy129
    @Cruddy129 4 года назад +2441

    Funny how the police investigated the place and found the blind veteran, hospitalised him but somehow doesnt question the traps he built or the basement or the overall prison looking household

    • @toby7161
      @toby7161 4 года назад +469

      The cops: Yep it’s perfectly normal to have a soundproofed torture chamber in your basement! Nothing suspicious here.

    • @gloopy1930
      @gloopy1930 4 года назад +297

      they probably did but still hospitalized him anyways, i think if any criminal gets seriously hurt they still get hospitalized before they go to prison

    • @nicelydone1
      @nicelydone1 4 года назад +39

      @@gloopy1930 at the end of the movie he was following at the airport

    • @adriansapp10
      @adriansapp10 4 года назад +6

      Turkey baster

    • @matthewelias6233
      @matthewelias6233 4 года назад +58

      @@nicelydone1 how does the man know what she looks like or who she is?

  • @RHKang-hl3ps
    @RHKang-hl3ps 3 года назад +960

    I feel the worst for Alex, he was the smartest and actually tried to save his friend.

    • @killerdabmaster
      @killerdabmaster Год назад +32

      I don't feel bad for any of the teens I feel bad for the blind man like he his daughter died then they broke all of his windows and then (probably) killed his dog ):

    • @kaisetic3150
      @kaisetic3150 Год назад +14

      i feel bad for Alex and I also feel bad for the main character cus ik she needed the money to take care of her kid but i don't feel bad for the other dude at all i hated him from the start fr

    • @micah3331
      @micah3331 Год назад +10

      ​@@kaisetic3150 it wasn't Rockys kid,it was her little sister, they're mom was abusive so Rocky and her younger sister tried to get enough money to leave the household

    • @stardust62058
      @stardust62058 Год назад +11

      ​@@killerdabmasterThey did not kill the dog. And you should not feel bad for him, the movie makes it clear he's fucking psycho. He literally kidnapped a woman and intended on forcing her into bearing his child, then when she died, he tried replacing her. He's a terrible person and any normal, sane individual would not have tortured and killed those teens as he did.

    • @killerdabmaster
      @killerdabmaster Год назад

      @@stardust62058 I posted this 8 months ago 💀💀💀

  • @dali2054
    @dali2054 4 года назад +2651

    He must have the worst neighbors ever... he fired like 10 gunshots and Rocky was literally chased by a vicious rottweiler in the middle of the street

    • @KenjiAsakura09
      @KenjiAsakura09 4 года назад +134

      I believe he was the only person living there or something like that

    • @snack6624
      @snack6624 4 года назад +4

      @Alex yeah not like he can see a house, saying i want that

    • @TheGamerShowsYou
      @TheGamerShowsYou 4 года назад +17

      mans was living in the $1 house neighborhood that's why

    • @Get_yotted
      @Get_yotted 4 года назад +19

      I mean, it’s Detroit

    • @yonki_me5382
      @yonki_me5382 4 года назад +3

      Made it 1k likes

  • @yasuki27
    @yasuki27 4 года назад +34486

    Best choice to be safe: Don't be a robber

    • @Taschip
      @Taschip 4 года назад +197

      Robber*

    • @beckmastrine1167
      @beckmastrine1167 4 года назад +869

      Yea don’t rob a veteran even if he blind

    • @yasuki27
      @yasuki27 4 года назад +157

      @@Taschip oh my bad

    • @foahgl
      @foahgl 4 года назад +43

      Robber*

    • @foahgl
      @foahgl 4 года назад +31

      jk

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 года назад +5950

    A veteran is the worst possible person to try and rob.
    1. They more than likely own guns and know how to use them
    2. Can be very trigger happy especially if they have PTSD
    3. No one is gonna sympathize with you if you get caught, probably will get a harsher sentence.

    • @samarahperdue8892
      @samarahperdue8892 3 года назад +224

      Not me thinking you said veterinarian😭😭😭

    • @gialonn7599
      @gialonn7599 3 года назад +211

      @@samarahperdue8892 still an animal vet would not be good to rob they will know if you use some sort of sededive, they can deal with intricate tools if they do animal surgeries and fido might eat too much chocolate and if you rob(and kill) a vet rest in peace puppy

    • @extraordinarybee
      @extraordinarybee 3 года назад +61

      I mean, he's a soldier. So of course he got experience.

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 3 года назад +28

      @@gialonn7599 there was case of woman who kidnapped burglar, chained in basement and raped multiple times.

    • @B00STED.B
      @B00STED.B 3 года назад +57

      Yes and no my grand father when he came back from the Vietnam war, he was the opposite he never wanted any guns around him . I don’t think he actually touched a gun since he came back he was diagnosed with ptsd loud things and or flashes would sometimes set him off but he was mostly internalized. What I mean was he would get moments where he would just be sitting on the porch in his chair with his beer looking off into the distance just sitting still for several minutes at a time, you could walk in his in his view and he wouldn’t even acknowledge you. If you tapped him then he would jump out of it, you could tell he was reliving moments, i don’t know of what since he never spoke about it he would only say memories and chuckle.

  • @sentientkoffee972
    @sentientkoffee972 3 года назад +1317

    The blind guy's stats are hella stacked God had to nerf his vision to zero.
    And he is still terrifying.

    • @miko9913
      @miko9913 3 года назад +65

      if he could see all of them would die in the first 5 minutes on sight

    • @adamlion3495
      @adamlion3495 3 года назад +23

      @@miko9913 i rooted for him so hard o wish everything went according to his plan

    • @VodkaTheSniper
      @VodkaTheSniper 2 года назад +2

      This made me chuckle

    • @kaisetic3150
      @kaisetic3150 Год назад +1

      @@adamlion3495 ...everything 😰

    • @JuliRat
      @JuliRat Год назад +5

      @@adamlion3495yep. The burglars should not have gotten away with his money. Kinda wish the sequel involved him hunting Rocky down and killing her like he did to her miserable friends, but him getting rid of the scumbag Raylan is also a plus ig.

  • @Avolition_
    @Avolition_ 4 года назад +7381

    Tbh easiest way to make him confused would be spreading everyones phones around the house and calling them.

    • @Maya-aka-pc
      @Maya-aka-pc 4 года назад +395

      Ohhh that smart but you would need alot of money, i would recommend using speaker, buy alot of those no need to be expensive and put it on Bluetooth then play it

    • @battlesyt9480
      @battlesyt9480 4 года назад +180

      Just buy an amp or a speaker and have multiple of them because if you leave your phones they'd eventually stop so a speaker would be better

    • @aliciadavila3633
      @aliciadavila3633 4 года назад +18

      Tru

    • @JustBrandon-i
      @JustBrandon-i 4 года назад +40

      i was going to say rocks...

    • @dannyheard6798
      @dannyheard6798 4 года назад +32

      But why would they just bring a speaker ?

  • @daddles.
    @daddles. 4 года назад +1451

    a wise old Japanese man once said:
    “don’t forget to breathe. breathing is very important”
    these people are the only ones who didn’t do that and have survived to date

  • @snoop512
    @snoop512 4 года назад +24836

    Jesus Christ there is no way they would survive if he wasn’t blind

    • @miegul1
      @miegul1 4 года назад +2611

      I think that blind guy is a former imposter

    • @shaggy3569
      @shaggy3569 4 года назад +427

      His senses are heightened

    • @detectivecheems9510
      @detectivecheems9510 4 года назад +269

      Not even John wick could save him. Or could he?

    • @jayflow3745
      @jayflow3745 4 года назад +147

      @@detectivecheems9510 he could

    • @RuiSen1
      @RuiSen1 4 года назад +143

      Yup exactly why they made him blind😂

  • @AVMermaid
    @AVMermaid 2 года назад +308

    My Grandma was blind. No matter how quiet you were, she would know exactly where you were. It was amazing!

    • @dragonboy628
      @dragonboy628 Год назад +19

      Ecolograndma

    • @_blueblade
      @_blueblade Год назад +14

      kinda like GRANNY from that horror game...

    • @_blueblade
      @_blueblade Год назад

      i don't get it, pls explain@@dragonboy628

    • @sirducky8802
      @sirducky8802 Год назад +4

      @@_bluebladeit’s called granny the game lol

    • @_blueblade
      @_blueblade Год назад +6

      @sirducky8802 oh right, I forgot
      felt like centuries since I last touched that game

  • @benmengala20
    @benmengala20 4 года назад +16908

    How to beat Don’t Breathe:
    Expectations: Don’t make any noise
    Reality: Just don’t f*cking rob houses

    • @ashtonkocar3194
      @ashtonkocar3194 4 года назад +331

      Good point I was thinking just don't go inside

    • @RC.-
      @RC.- 4 года назад +331

      What idiot robs a veteran’s house.. smh

    • @iamacrownamedcrow
      @iamacrownamedcrow 4 года назад +92

      or dont make a sound until hes infront of you facing backwards and just shoot him with a gun you brought, special forces cant survive a .500 to the back of the noggin

    • @benmengala20
      @benmengala20 4 года назад +10

      Phrog King In the movie they knew he was a War Veteran thought

    • @benmengala20
      @benmengala20 4 года назад +11

      Phrog King I don’t know if you have watched the movie, but they’re just robbing houses without violence, only the 3rd guy was armed because of when he heard they were robbing an ex spec ops veteran, the crew didn’t like it at all that they were robbing with a handgun, + he was very strong

  • @fetusdeleter619
    @fetusdeleter619 4 года назад +7209

    This movie makes me want to break into a blind veteran’s house who has trained in special warfare just to rob his money and get my friends killed while I act like the victim

  • @i_changed_my_username_ha8718
    @i_changed_my_username_ha8718 3 года назад +4821

    Morals of the story:
    1. Don't be a robber
    2. Don't be a murdering psychopath

  • @flamezombie9067
    @flamezombie9067 3 года назад +138

    My guy just gave an in depth explanation on how to rob a blind man. What a legend.

    • @kloklon
      @kloklon Год назад +2

      more like blind military trained psychokiller

  • @kingcyrusrodan6772
    @kingcyrusrodan6772 3 года назад +3050

    “You picked the wrong house, fool”

  • @squeezeylemon
    @squeezeylemon 4 года назад +5182

    I just realized my mans is teaching us how to break into a blind mans house. Take notes people

    • @izukumidoriya7489
      @izukumidoriya7489 4 года назад +248

      ✍Already ✍taking ✍notes✍

    • @wither1019
      @wither1019 4 года назад +50

      just save it to a playlist

    • @cakeday4058
      @cakeday4058 4 года назад +123

      @@izukumidoriya7489
      That doesn’t sound very heroic-

    • @Cloudy_impxct
      @Cloudy_impxct 3 года назад +61

      @@izukumidoriya7489 I thought you was a hero D:

    • @megamelo7902
      @megamelo7902 3 года назад +6

      I have been

  • @bad-info369
    @bad-info369 Год назад +84

    Since the dude is blind, he has definitely been training his other senses, his hearing senses are heightened, plus he’s also a veteran and veterans usually have PTSD so a lot of specific noises, even the quietest ones can easily trigger him

  • @Kyrbai
    @Kyrbai 3 года назад +4769

    Are we just going to ignore how this guy is teaching us how to burgle houses

  • @mrgroovy5113
    @mrgroovy5113 3 года назад +1914

    I was so disappointed when Alex died, he was my favorite character out of the whole film. Alex saved the girl and was the smartest outta the 3. I wish he didn't die.

    • @clomyst
      @clomyst 3 года назад +84

      Same! My dissapointed was immeasurable. But i was happy that she survived and united with her kid.

    • @lonew872
      @lonew872 3 года назад +38

      Me too. He should've survived

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 3 года назад +17

      Yeah he also realized the facts

    • @copeharder6701
      @copeharder6701 3 года назад +17

      @Chloe Rosa either way they are stealing from a blind man so, they all deserve to die

    • @kai_is_peepeecow5651
      @kai_is_peepeecow5651 3 года назад +8

      @@copeharder6701 not really

  • @bm-ub6zc
    @bm-ub6zc 4 года назад +4837

    plot twist: the veteran wasn't blind, he just wasn't looking, so he had more challenge.
    edit: but it was still too easy, so in don't breath 2 he will be acting deaf too

    • @onetrickh3464
      @onetrickh3464 4 года назад +63

      LMAOOO

    • @raimuchibenshin9577
      @raimuchibenshin9577 4 года назад +248

      Then he was like, "hmm, those young lads almost had me. both eyes closed is kinda hard, i'll try using one eye next time"

    • @user-ix3lj1st4u
      @user-ix3lj1st4u 4 года назад +51

      The eye was the veterans early Halloween costume

    • @onetrickh3464
      @onetrickh3464 4 года назад +7

      @@user-ix3lj1st4u xD

    • @vin_von2186
      @vin_von2186 4 года назад +26

      Hes just built different 😈

  • @user-qj9gl5ne1c
    @user-qj9gl5ne1c 3 года назад +139

    “His aim is incredible for a blind man”
    “If this leads to a fight then we’ve already lost”
    “Even puncturing a water bottle is enough to wake him up”
    Yeah I’m not making this out alive even with the tips of the video

  • @nicknames5141
    @nicknames5141 3 года назад +3992

    Dog is a paid actor. Hard to take the dog seriously when he's wagging his tail like a good boy.

    • @lumeniiz1554
      @lumeniiz1554 3 года назад +280

      he is a good boy

    • @th3namesnut673
      @th3namesnut673 3 года назад +219

      he is best boy

    • @SarcasticJedi42
      @SarcasticJedi42 3 года назад +65

      I thought they just use CGI to edit out the wagging tail

    • @Thedogmother666
      @Thedogmother666 3 года назад +113

      Wagging tails are also a sign of aggression. Any trained protection dog is gonna wag when it gets to bite your ass, it's trained for that day for a long long time.

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 3 года назад +32

      @@Thedogmother666 right, that's what I was thinking. K-9s see it as a game lol

  • @retrosaber1
    @retrosaber1 3 года назад +2464

    The girl that survived is lucky because not only did she get out she was lucky that the the man was blind so he couldn't describe what the girl looked like

    • @cuteturtle117
      @cuteturtle117 3 года назад +49

      the dog smelled her and saw her

    • @gloriamendoza1064
      @gloriamendoza1064 3 года назад +560

      What the dog gonna do?? Talk like a human

    • @Joaanasmith
      @Joaanasmith 3 года назад +247

      Now think about it how the old and "blind"guy captured the girl who killed his daughter. Maybe he able to catch this girl if he wants to....

    • @lancenguyen168
      @lancenguyen168 3 года назад +19

      @@Joaanasmith yeah you’re right

    • @urgottheheadsmanspride6934
      @urgottheheadsmanspride6934 3 года назад +211

      He wouldn't want to tell the authorities about the girl since she knows about the kidnapping and can hold that against him. It is in both their interests to just be silent about it.

  • @Fluffycakez5
    @Fluffycakez5 3 года назад +8192

    Imagine this guy in the Bird Box universe

  • @koleszgdanska7149
    @koleszgdanska7149 Год назад +33

    A thing Id just like to mention. Actor who plays this soldier is an average height person, but appears 10 times bigger than anyone else due to his muscle build and straight posture alone

  • @MichellaneousMe
    @MichellaneousMe 3 года назад +3269

    And because he’s blind he can’t describe what she looks like.

    • @XxZalllinIsBallinxX_THEREAL
      @XxZalllinIsBallinxX_THEREAL 3 года назад +221

      This is big brain time.

    • @XxZalllinIsBallinxX_THEREAL
      @XxZalllinIsBallinxX_THEREAL 3 года назад +41

      @Tide the cleaning detergent no

    • @XxZalllinIsBallinxX_THEREAL
      @XxZalllinIsBallinxX_THEREAL 3 года назад +25

      @Tide the cleaning detergent no. :)

    • @timewizard98
      @timewizard98 3 года назад +65

      @Tide the cleaning detergent What makes you think that, because someone else also had the same thought and wanted to comment about it, it's stealing? Is it because it's already posted so no one is allowed to comment even though it's a obvious train if thought? Could I say your have a nice day comment is stealing because I've seen it posted from others before you?

    • @saltywaffle1731
      @saltywaffle1731 3 года назад +31

      @Tide the cleaning detergent Literally chill, sometimes people think the same things. Especially obvious things that that...

  • @chandlerdoeswhatifs9399
    @chandlerdoeswhatifs9399 4 года назад +2110

    I have a feeling that towards the beginning, the gun in the sink was a trap. If he reached for it, the man would hear and break his arm with his superior strength and combat experience

    • @Otgel
      @Otgel 4 года назад +105

      yeah its very obvious and she was too close besides surging adrenaline so he would have been clumsy

    • @readmarx420
      @readmarx420 4 года назад +33

      If you grabbed it and just shot him, no, at his range, hed be an easy ass shot. I only need one. Besides that, i have 2 arms.

    • @lucashalliday3891
      @lucashalliday3891 4 года назад +13

      @@readmarx420 if he can get his blind ass arms on one hand , safe to say the other ain’t good

    • @vasilijenicic6806
      @vasilijenicic6806 4 года назад +28

      @@lucashalliday3891 In movie maybe. In reality, such thing is almost imposible. Then again, in reality, trying to take gun away as well will usually get you killed ir seriously injured. It aint as easy as you'd be led to believe

    • @standlessoverheaven3703
      @standlessoverheaven3703 4 года назад +1

      yea like a thread leads to smt that can rattle in the pipes

  • @kwylza
    @kwylza 3 года назад +2659

    At the end the blind man says to himself, “god damn raccoons”

  • @NOTDeezy.
    @NOTDeezy. 3 года назад +131

    My man literally said "I'm not stuck with you, you're stuck with me!"

    • @yuyuredsan4727
      @yuyuredsan4727 2 года назад +4

      "CALL AN AMBULANCE! CALL AN AMBULANCE! 🔫🙂 But not for me"
      also underrated comment and that man is that quote's human body

  • @ch3mdah
    @ch3mdah 4 года назад +1647

    Answer to the end: Nothing, just don’t talk to him & he shouldn’t recognise you as the burglar.

    • @remita3569
      @remita3569 4 года назад +83

      Did u not see the movie? The creepy part is at the end of the movie, the blind man was walking around where she was, at the airport

    • @ch3mdah
      @ch3mdah 4 года назад +35

      @@remita3569 well although that could be bad, either she talked when the veteran was present or it even could simply be a coincidence & the veteran was moving to a safer place.

    • @xTurtleGreen
      @xTurtleGreen 4 года назад +11

      @@remita3569 The blind man was at the ending?

    • @xTurtleGreen
      @xTurtleGreen 4 года назад +18

      @juna wood WHEN YOU MENTIONED THE SMELL PART I STARTED SMELLING EVERYTHING AROUND ME

    • @remita3569
      @remita3569 4 года назад +24

      @@ch3mdah lmao you’re a joker, u just proved that u didn’t watch the movie.
      My dude killed a whole team of burglars, imprisoned and rape a woman for who knows how long all while being blind. And you’re telling me he needs to move to somewhere safe? 😭😭😭

  • @personacoded
    @personacoded 4 года назад +3427

    Character: Breathes
    Blind guy: “So anyways, I started blasting.”

    • @notjoaquin7733
      @notjoaquin7733 4 года назад +9

      why aren’t there any replies that’s kinda weird

    • @thecrazymukbanger5679
      @thecrazymukbanger5679 4 года назад +6

      @@notjoaquin7733 ya I know right

    • @personacoded
      @personacoded 4 года назад +3

      I'm still waiting on my replies. I'm upset.

    • @josiahvfx
      @josiahvfx 4 года назад +2

      @@personacoded I’m here man I apologize

    • @personacoded
      @personacoded 4 года назад +1

      @@josiahvfx :)

  • @RobSkuII
    @RobSkuII 3 года назад +1524

    “How to beat Don’t Breathe.”
    “Number one: Don’t breath.”

    • @Mo_Real_Official
      @Mo_Real_Official 3 года назад +37

      Number two: Your mom

    • @fatherfar6401
      @fatherfar6401 3 года назад +6

      @@Mo_Real_Official thats messed up 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RobSkuII
      @RobSkuII 3 года назад +7

      @@Mo_Real_Official oh yeah I forgot to add that

    • @Shadow-oe3ik
      @Shadow-oe3ik 3 года назад +8

      *don’t rob houses fool*

    • @nanmitabathari1398
      @nanmitabathari1398 3 года назад

      Thank god i am not a hashira

  • @thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945
    @thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945 3 года назад +44

    "That's what I'd like to do, but im too much of a coward. Lets just close our eyes and hope it goes away"
    Literally me

  • @foxan1523
    @foxan1523 3 года назад +3236

    bruh alex is to nice he had many opportunitys to escape but he saved his friends

    • @whitefang704
      @whitefang704 3 года назад +153

      @Starscream opportunities * plus too* correct all the way if you're going to be that guy

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 3 года назад +15

      You were extremely bold with the spelling of that word

    • @deliriousmusicality8840
      @deliriousmusicality8840 3 года назад +7

      @@whitefang704 no "to" is the proper saying, since what he was saying was "he had many opportunities to escape" using "too" in this instance isn't correct, making you even worse than "that guy" lol

    • @whitefang704
      @whitefang704 3 года назад +28

      @@deliriousmusicality8840 too nice... i am correct :)

    • @deliriousmusicality8840
      @deliriousmusicality8840 3 года назад +2

      @@whitefang704 no, you're not. Using "too" implies you're talking about multiple things, or as well, aka "too many" and "Take that, too". This sentence doesn't implicate either, and is simply the normal way of using to, and is just "many opportunities to escape". You can say you're right all you want, but just Google it or ask someone who knows English well, you'll get it.

  • @nathanevans2589
    @nathanevans2589 3 года назад +1847

    I'd just not rob a buff ass war veteran who looks like deathstroke with a big ass Rottweiler that already was trying to kill me

    • @randomslayer9018
      @randomslayer9018 3 года назад +55

      Yeah can we just think about how they tryed to kill the captain America deathstroke hybrid and SOMEHOW WON. Oh and the hyper activate phsyco dog was there too....

    • @tnty1561
      @tnty1561 3 года назад +6

      Now that I look at it, the dude actually does kinda look like Slade

    • @iLLya_
      @iLLya_ 3 года назад +6

      @@randomslayer9018 won is a strong word my man 2 of them died 1 is hunted and traumatized

    • @DoomSlayer-gj8qb
      @DoomSlayer-gj8qb 3 года назад +1

      If anything I’ll try to see if I could interview him and steal stuff as I interview him

    • @randomslayer9018
      @randomslayer9018 3 года назад +1

      @@iLLya_ that's a good point, I guess this is just a draw....or not

  • @weenis6697
    @weenis6697 4 года назад +6385

    how to survive don't breathe: don't be a scumbag who robs elderly blind veterns

    • @_cybermoth
      @_cybermoth 4 года назад +435

      Ikr? When I heard about the movie first I was terrified, because I didn't know they broke in. I thought they were dragged/locked in for no reason. Now that I found out that they broke in I'm so relieved

    • @theimmortalfroge2681
      @theimmortalfroge2681 4 года назад +132

      Yeah agreed just take his liver instead

    • @weenis6697
      @weenis6697 4 года назад +37

      @@theimmortalfroge2681 haha you're so funny hannibal

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 4 года назад +325

      @@_cybermoth I mean the guy was fucking insane. He took the woman that accidentally killed his daughter and used her to birth another one. Also, robbers don’t deserve summary execution and torture?

    • @falconofthewest7258
      @falconofthewest7258 4 года назад +34

      @@Ajc-ni3xn Yes they do

  • @ZelinkSupporter
    @ZelinkSupporter Год назад +6

    My favorite thing about this movie is there are absolutely *no angels* here. Just bad people and worse people

  • @MikeLitorusItches
    @MikeLitorusItches 3 года назад +5397

    It’s scary that it was easier to beat almost every trap in every saw movie than a blind man in his house

    • @deliriousmusicality8840
      @deliriousmusicality8840 3 года назад +375

      I think that's cause I the Saw traps, there's always a chance to escape if you know your stuff and can be calm. This man is a blind psychopath out for blood so, way more brutal and doesn't give time to think.

    • @williboy61
      @williboy61 3 года назад +22

      @@deliriousmusicality8840 true

    • @dutchdoggogang6882
      @dutchdoggogang6882 3 года назад +10

      Lights off

    • @Duckovile
      @Duckovile 3 года назад +6

      I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

    • @zettour.
      @zettour. 3 года назад +19

      Uh, this scenario is pretty easy to beat. Just bring a gun and use it. Or, better yet, bolt it out of there as soon as he's up up call the cops saying that there's a crazy man who threatened you. They had plenty of opportunities to either kill him or escape and they took neither.

  • @imsoongrai1799
    @imsoongrai1799 4 года назад +2311

    Alex: attacks veteran
    Veteran: you should have gone for the head

    • @kianm707mccorny8
      @kianm707mccorny8 4 года назад +10

      Hahahahahahahahahaha that’s funny

    • @Greyson3030
      @Greyson3030 4 года назад +2

      Good one

    • @brig5638
      @brig5638 4 года назад +3

      my dad is a veteran

    • @ryz_vik
      @ryz_vik 4 года назад

      imma weeb out of the room slowly

    • @adaon2282
      @adaon2282 3 года назад

      @@brig5638cool, can I rob him?

  • @dogofwarr
    @dogofwarr 4 года назад +3515

    Plot twist: the old guy is just blind Old John wick trying to protect his dog from burglars

    • @ae4165
      @ae4165 4 года назад +22

      lol

    • @Jack.K96
      @Jack.K96 4 года назад +10

      Wow amazing I like it

    • @Mickocarbomb
      @Mickocarbomb 4 года назад +62

      I don't think John wick does nasty things with turkey baster a to people..

    • @scribbles998
      @scribbles998 4 года назад +7

      I would watch that ngl

    • @King-lz4vl
      @King-lz4vl 4 года назад +11

      @@Mickocarbomb idk he might have changed

  • @tasha3757
    @tasha3757 2 месяца назад +1

    This was one of the best movies I’ve seen in a while! Definitely recommend watching it.

  • @kitanajadefrost4663
    @kitanajadefrost4663 4 года назад +5940

    How to beat don't breathe?:
    Me: I don't rob people or houses I'm good ✔

    • @chandlerdoeswhatifs9399
      @chandlerdoeswhatifs9399 4 года назад +63

      This explains how to survive as the characters though, but good on you for not robbing lol

    • @criticalmass1831
      @criticalmass1831 4 года назад +2

      69 likes lol

    • @CrustedPork
      @CrustedPork 4 года назад +8

      How to say I'm a pussy with no hustle in nicer words.

    • @kitanajadefrost4663
      @kitanajadefrost4663 4 года назад +64

      @@CrustedPork I'm a woman so yeah....... definitely wouldn't catch me in a house where a psycho wants to impregnate me and who just goes around doing illegal stuff like it's cool and has no consequences? You sound like you've made your mom so proud

    • @justinkoecher9807
      @justinkoecher9807 4 года назад +2

      me too thats what i said

  • @freezegravy2306
    @freezegravy2306 3 года назад +1428

    of course the robber is in Detroit,can’t have shit in Detroit.

  • @masterrocketbanana724
    @masterrocketbanana724 3 года назад +2496

    I get the whole point is to stay quiet but alternatively if they all screamed dragon ball style while attacking him it could work as well

    • @Oooo-ub9le
      @Oooo-ub9le 3 года назад +32

      😂

    • @stormchaxer1965
      @stormchaxer1965 3 года назад +123

      I was thinking more of a tornado siren dinosaur screech but ok

    • @Nooneherehehe0
      @Nooneherehehe0 3 года назад +83

      If all of them did it then it would confuse him

    • @icyskelly204
      @icyskelly204 3 года назад +69

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*hits with bat*

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 3 года назад +21

      Not really. Blindness don't effect on physical ability to hear so it's not like shouting will harm him. And as blindness effect on mental ability to process sounds it could be actually harder to confuse him like that.

  • @Akemi-chan-k5s
    @Akemi-chan-k5s 3 года назад +37

    "How would you beat the blind soldier?"
    Me: there is no universe in wich I'm not first to die

  • @noiosobear6049
    @noiosobear6049 4 года назад +3132

    Yeah, their idiots. Professional robbers typically rob during the day after observing the home and learning peoples living habits. But they went in during the night.... when the person their robbing is blind. They put themselves at a disadvantage
    Edit: yes, I know my grammar sucks. No, I'm not fixing it

    • @benstockdale1974
      @benstockdale1974 4 года назад +30

      no but he would be asleep at night they chose the right time

    • @kunsagita7556
      @kunsagita7556 4 года назад +158

      @@benstockdale1974 Did you watch the video? Lol, it literally explained that the old guy most probably a light sleeper with enhanced hearings

    • @benstockdale1974
      @benstockdale1974 4 года назад +16

      @@kunsagita7556 tru but they didn’t know that

    • @Vanzgars
      @Vanzgars 4 года назад +62

      Which is kinda weird, because that's exactly what they do at the beginning: go in during the day while the people they're robbing aren't home.

    • @Mustafaahmed91
      @Mustafaahmed91 4 года назад +13

      Define “professional”

  • @ryanstockdale3413
    @ryanstockdale3413 3 года назад +3670

    How to beat “don’t breathe”:
    Be a good person

    • @fart_head60
      @fart_head60 3 года назад +171

      and don’t rob people

    • @Damontre85
      @Damontre85 3 года назад +41

      Just like saw

    • @stelliferousoofer9044
      @stelliferousoofer9044 3 года назад +36

      No one is a good person lol. You just burned a couple of tardigrades in your stomach acid

    • @CasoXZ
      @CasoXZ 3 года назад +44

      but isint he the person that was holding a girl hostage and doing things yo her i get that she killed his daughter but that doesint make it right

    • @ryanstockdale3413
      @ryanstockdale3413 3 года назад +5

      @@CasoXZ he just kept moving forward

  • @boytoy_
    @boytoy_ 4 года назад +1473

    I feel like the only reason he has a dungeon was because they wanted us to be on the thieves' side.

    • @thomaspetty4507
      @thomaspetty4507 4 года назад +215

      Yeah, he was the victim without the dungeon storyline. He still is the victim, but just a terrible person.

    • @jemmascott5559
      @jemmascott5559 4 года назад +165

      Well you have to go pretty far to make a blind veteran, who just lost his daughter, the villain.

    • @DarkS707YT
      @DarkS707YT 4 года назад +6

      i agree

    • @TheRockOfShame
      @TheRockOfShame 4 года назад +60

      Seriously. Why can't we have villain protagonists for once? It's not a bad thing to do.

    • @DarkS707YT
      @DarkS707YT 4 года назад +8

      @@TheRockOfShame i mean its not bad if the is the protagonist is bad it just depends on what type of bad guy. For example Take Abby from the Last of us 2 some people were okay for her to live after what she did but most of the fans wanted her to die.

  • @CarlyndraTM
    @CarlyndraTM 3 года назад +27

    9:45
    They couldn't escape out the window because they were barred, but the dog knocks the guy through an unbarred window in (what appears to be) the same room?

    • @Bill_Woo
      @Bill_Woo 3 года назад +5

      Exactly!
      Also the police arrived so they found the dead burglars, so the girl would undoubtedly be connected to a crime, no matter how far the bus went. I said "crime" - which would be obvious; there was clear evidence of criminal intrusion if there was even nothing else. They even shot a lock off inside for emphasis!

  • @ChaseThePinballWizard
    @ChaseThePinballWizard 4 года назад +2156

    Nobody:
    Cinema Summary: * literally tells you how to rob an old man *

  • @vap0rw1se
    @vap0rw1se 4 года назад +17109

    Don't Breathe: The only movie where farting is a literal death sentence

    • @joegun4259
      @joegun4259 4 года назад +373

      Underrated

    • @joegun4259
      @joegun4259 4 года назад +236

      You have gained a like

    • @FrancisHD
      @FrancisHD 4 года назад +532

      And A Quiet Place

    • @ThatLaggyNoob
      @ThatLaggyNoob 4 года назад +418

      @@FrancisHD Makes me wonder how on earth any of them took a shit in that movie.

    • @Ascender_Grey9
      @Ascender_Grey9 4 года назад +188

      @@ThatLaggyNoob soundproofed a base probably

  • @misterholmes221
    @misterholmes221 4 года назад +1039

    Some research they did, if they scope his house for hours, and still not notice the bars on the windows.

    • @commentator4ever498
      @commentator4ever498 4 года назад +10

      Smart Criminals

    • @romantybor4219
      @romantybor4219 4 года назад +12

      Maybe in the goddamn heat of the moment they forgot or they didn't see it bc it's on the other side

    • @misterholmes221
      @misterholmes221 4 года назад +26

      @@romantybor4219 Idk they watched him for over 24 hours, for days. They should at least have the anatomy of the house down for many escape options. Besides I believe you could still see them outside up close, and even if not, they should've cased the inside while breaking in, in order to make the most of it and being safe. Trust me, thieves can deduce the whole layout of a house by looking up the plans of it, or just knowing how property there works. I'm sure they had plenty of oppurtunities to scope each route for things like that.

    • @kitsunkurumo6377
      @kitsunkurumo6377 4 года назад +8

      @@misterholmes221 when ur Friend just died and ur getting chase by a blind psychopathic veteran, ur mind might not be the clearest

    • @killuafan4365
      @killuafan4365 4 года назад +10

      @@kitsunkurumo6377 hes pointing out prep, this shouldve been done pre robbery.

  • @johnblazer7661
    @johnblazer7661 3 года назад +16

    The one thing that ticks me off when watching movies like this is that the characters ALWAYS get bogged down/stop moving. They get 99% free, where only a moron could mess it up, think they've gotten out, and let their guard down.

  • @2vtunes
    @2vtunes 4 года назад +4235

    Plot twist: he was only pretending to be blind so they can freeze when he gets near so he can get them easier

    • @2vtunes
      @2vtunes 4 года назад +54

      Btw I’m a small upcoming rapper please check me out ;)

    • @Dwshaun
      @Dwshaun 4 года назад +11

      What’s ur name

    • @YaaGyamfi
      @YaaGyamfi 4 года назад +8

      checked your channel out your music is hard 🔥. i subscribed btw

    • @liker-qd4fz
      @liker-qd4fz 4 года назад +41

      @Arron Paschal Do you understand the meaning of the word ,,Joke" ?

    • @queefanator
      @queefanator 4 года назад +3

      Dam never thought about that 🤔

  • @CBMax10
    @CBMax10 3 года назад +2201

    There should be a video about “How to beat the burglars in Don’t Breathe (POV ur blind)”

    • @Bos_Meong
      @Bos_Meong 3 года назад +76

      Honestly that could work with amazing ASMR

    • @sailoragitate7186
      @sailoragitate7186 3 года назад +57

      It would just be a blank screen

    • @beach_doggo9875
      @beach_doggo9875 3 года назад +28

      Plot twist: hes deaf also

    • @MrRildexter
      @MrRildexter 3 года назад +6

      Thats you point of view?

    • @CBMax10
      @CBMax10 3 года назад +5

      @@MrRildexter
      English?

  • @CassiusKent
    @CassiusKent 3 года назад +3465

    How To Beat: Don't Breathe: Don't break into the people's houses.

    • @foxy4851inactive
      @foxy4851inactive 3 года назад +76

      Don't steal anything

    • @bucket5121
      @bucket5121 3 года назад +88

      Get a job and earn even more money

    • @Rakerong
      @Rakerong 3 года назад +53

      They literally broke into the worst house, too lol. A blind man who seemed like an easy mark and then you realize that getting into it after he locked it down and then some...I'd reconsider and rethink how to go about doing it. But movie logic haha.

    • @bigboyseal9132
      @bigboyseal9132 3 года назад +24

      dont break into a house that looks like his house looked like a drug house wit guns

    • @TruffleWorm1286
      @TruffleWorm1286 3 года назад +2

      Yah

  • @17an28
    @17an28 3 года назад +6

    As I am watching this, I thought that there was going to be a part 2 and when I looked it up, it released today what a coincidence!

  • @jojisantamaria6247
    @jojisantamaria6247 3 года назад +2069

    Moral of the story: Don't rob ppl's houses. I mean, I'm serious please don't.

    • @hansomesquidward2552
      @hansomesquidward2552 3 года назад +119

      Especially a blind man that's just low

    • @kyle-ej6nv
      @kyle-ej6nv 3 года назад +14

      I just robbed a house last week should I bring back the money then?

    • @Only1omer
      @Only1omer 3 года назад +24

      @@kyle-ej6nv rob people who are evil they don’t deserve the money

    • @pancakecosmos6080
      @pancakecosmos6080 3 года назад +7

      @@Only1omer I mean this guy seems to be going on evil

    • @Only1omer
      @Only1omer 3 года назад +2

      @@pancakecosmos6080 yeah

  • @orthodoxconquer
    @orthodoxconquer 3 года назад +2536

    Plot twist: The veteran thought he was chasing out raccoons.

    • @Mo_Real_Official
      @Mo_Real_Official 3 года назад +44

      Plot twist: I’m your mom

    • @Maybeduyu
      @Maybeduyu 3 года назад +22

      @@Mo_Real_Official does my mom

    • @jessicajohn2000
      @jessicajohn2000 3 года назад +10

      What the f#&%

    • @keithrada6439
      @keithrada6439 3 года назад +28

      Who da fack strangles a trash panda

    • @nicholaslee4669
      @nicholaslee4669 3 года назад +47

      So part of chasing raccoons is making them pregnant and tying them up in your basement XD😂😂😂

  • @savannahsmith1041
    @savannahsmith1041 4 года назад +677

    He's a vet. And a blind one. You go in as a friendly person. Rob it when he's out and if his dog is still there you're fine because he knows you. Then keep visiting him like normal, sympathize when her tells you he's been robbed play the whole bit. Among Us 2.0

    • @bitebackbunny
      @bitebackbunny 4 года назад +124

      But clearly he's very unstable. You have no idea what if he would do. If you were a woman there's a chance he'd kidnap you to use as another babymaker and if you were a man, he'd probably kill you first chance he gets, an unhinged war veteran is likely going to be very paranoid. At best, he'll just slam the door in your face and go on the defensive but if he gets an inkling you're trying to intrude, you're done for.

    • @savannahsmith1041
      @savannahsmith1041 4 года назад +55

      @@bitebackbunny This is true but he picked the woman to impregnate because he blamed them for the death of his daughters (unborn and otherwise) and you may be surprised how kind unstable people are to those who are kind to them. Ive known a lot of unstable people, war vets with trauma, schizophrenic's, narcissist's, psychopaths', sociopaths, murders, thief's and gang members. The thing about them is they are the easiest people to predict, they have patterns, once you get to know the patterns youre good.

    • @bitebackbunny
      @bitebackbunny 4 года назад +14

      @@savannahsmith1041 I’m not qualified to attest to the veracity of the statement that unstable people are the easiest people to predict but I get what you’re saying! Everyone’s different and cope with trauma and stuff, most people who are unstable like that/have severe ptsd and trauma are pretty nice if you treat them kindly. I guess there’s no way of telling for sure what would happen if you tried to approach him, especially when all we see of him in the movie is him being a terrifying, hardened killing machine in response to a break-in. The fact that he has extra locks and a scary looking dog with him all the time gives me the vibe that he’s not very open to people lol.

    • @arikakarin2323
      @arikakarin2323 4 года назад +6

      nah.. he wouldnt trust you in the first placd

    • @savannahsmith1041
      @savannahsmith1041 4 года назад +4

      @FREE WRLD that's a bizarre dog xD what do you do with house sitters then? or is it always the kennels for you

  • @shadowenderscar
    @shadowenderscar 8 месяцев назад +3

    I'm kinda surprised and bummed that none of them thought to move furniture or anything in the house. He knows the layout, so changing it provides an obstacle.
    Or do it like A Quiet Place, continue to overwhelm him with sound

  • @AbysswalkerASMR
    @AbysswalkerASMR 4 года назад +286

    Huh, apparently there is a sequel coming up... the premise reads "In Don't Breathe 2, the Blind Man has been hiding out for years in an isolated cabin and has taken in and raised a young girl orphaned from a house fire. Their quiet existence is shattered when a group of kidnappers show up and take the girl, forcing the Blind Man to leave his safe haven to save her". Not gonna lie, sounds quite interesting to see the same veteran from a completely different perspective.

    • @xpumbrelladx9360
      @xpumbrelladx9360 4 года назад +26

      That sounds either made up or like a completely different movie, what are your sources on that?

    • @AbysswalkerASMR
      @AbysswalkerASMR 4 года назад +15

      @@xpumbrelladx9360 You can Google it, it's everywhere, including IMDB. Same actor too.

    • @xpumbrelladx9360
      @xpumbrelladx9360 4 года назад +21

      @@AbysswalkerASMR You got me, sounds like a dumb genre twist, but that isn't the point. My bad for assuming it was bullshit.

    • @LexifromZargon
      @LexifromZargon 4 года назад +1

      Sounds like a bs prompt since you can't just adopt someone

    • @AbysswalkerASMR
      @AbysswalkerASMR 4 года назад +13

      @@xpumbrelladx9360 Absolutely, I think it's quite a strange direction. More like "Taken"... although I could see how they could make him a stalking killer and put a horror spin on it. Let's see :-)

  • @Kazuya823
    @Kazuya823 4 года назад +897

    Wow! Can’t believe Kevin is still home alone protecting his house......

  • @mattthomas8178
    @mattthomas8178 4 года назад +862

    Does just literally no one live in this area to not notice him dragging her through the street? Or nobody hearin' the gunshots, seeing a woman being chased by a dog, or seeing the dog trying to attack a woman in the car??

    • @mattthomas8178
      @mattthomas8178 4 года назад +51

      @Da'Rellus Jarvis Marquavius understandable. Have a great day

    • @primary2630
      @primary2630 4 года назад +8

      @Da'Rellus Jarvis Marquavius yeah so people should be all over the place

    • @oikawadorable1653
      @oikawadorable1653 4 года назад +80

      in the movie they tell us that he’s the only one living in the zone, the condition of the place should give you a clue

    • @jonahmoran3751
      @jonahmoran3751 4 года назад +33

      This detroit bro

    • @primary2630
      @primary2630 4 года назад +19

      @@oikawadorable1653 ok but no one sees him drag a body for like 2 blocks, over a fence and shit?

  • @Fuzinthefirst09
    @Fuzinthefirst09 3 года назад +2

    i have watched 31 one of these videos i just cant stop

  • @thefattesthagrid
    @thefattesthagrid 4 года назад +851

    Comeon that cliffhanger supposed to be scary?
    He's still a blind person, probably wouldn't be able to find her in a mall or something.

    • @timber_wulf5775
      @timber_wulf5775 4 года назад +141

      “Huh he’s blind and still alive but I’m moving to California so what’s he gonna do”

    • @DerekReznik
      @DerekReznik 4 года назад +68

      Well dude is probably going to prison for life too since he kidnapped and killed some girl.

    • @absolutely_nobody28
      @absolutely_nobody28 4 года назад +60

      It's not supposed to be scary. She knows the horrible things that guy did and he gets to walk free. She's the protagonist so we're supposed to sympathize with her. That man tried to keep her prisoner and he murdered her friends yet she can't get him in trouble because she'd be giving up her own freedom. She has to live with the fact that her friends murderer and her potential rapist is walking free because she can't give up her freedom to report him

    • @Beekehcrit
      @Beekehcrit 4 года назад +47

      @@absolutely_nobody28 I honestly wanted them all to die. I don't know what kind of sick person would actually sympathize with the robbers. Like for gods sake their robbing a blind man who lost his daughter and is a veteran meaning that he probably went through some tours in Afghanistan or something without giving a second thought.

    • @Pablo_Martin_aa
      @Pablo_Martin_aa 4 года назад +31

      @@Beekehcrit yeah the kidnap and the cum scene are just there to make you hate hem

  • @thestanchfielders8098
    @thestanchfielders8098 4 года назад +1942

    Breaks into house: lights shut off: fortunate son starts blaring :regrets decisions :hears 12 gauge rack :F

    • @05-redacted77
      @05-redacted77 4 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @Stew-lee76
      @Stew-lee76 4 года назад +8

      At that point I would just walk out and never come back to the country

    • @adamtaurus7840
      @adamtaurus7840 4 года назад +1

      Huge F

    • @jamesdate537
      @jamesdate537 4 года назад +1

      Wrong war

    • @omardelgado1835
      @omardelgado1835 4 года назад +1

      My brother tried to do this and he's doing great and he's so into is he's not moving
      Edit:it's been two hours and still not breathing my mum said he's dead but I said he's just really into it

  • @keiferxian8428
    @keiferxian8428 4 года назад +1135

    Secret Ending Unlocked:
    Man 1: Wanna rob a blind man?
    Girl: No
    The End

  • @bjcu-u9170
    @bjcu-u9170 3 года назад +8

    “Siri play Despacito, max sound and on loop”
    One way to torture, and defeat the blind man

  • @bcav712
    @bcav712 3 года назад +1416

    First mistake: robbing the house of a military veteran when you should damn well know they be packin heat.

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 3 года назад +61

      And knowing he has huge ass dog

    • @reposts1
      @reposts1 3 года назад +22

      pause

    • @nylajereb4523
      @nylajereb4523 3 года назад +12

      Yes, they would be paranoid by ptsd so they would have a room full of guns

    • @roseivy2278
      @roseivy2278 3 года назад +1

      i was literally about to comment that

    • @ChatterGaming
      @ChatterGaming 3 года назад +1

      Fr

  • @luiv9651
    @luiv9651 3 года назад +1410

    When Alex saved Rocky and tried to escape, the biggest mistake they made was not finishing the old vet off

    • @aishaagain5679
      @aishaagain5679 3 года назад +213

      FACTS! I hate when they do that in movies. DOUBLE TAP. OVERKILL. EAT HIS CORPSE. NEVER WALK AWAY.

    • @PLSSIcant
      @PLSSIcant 3 года назад +66

      @@aishaagain5679 OVERKILL AND THEN WHAT??😀

    • @Liliy2484
      @Liliy2484 3 года назад +54

      @@PLSSIcant then EAT HIS CORPSE

    • @slimeredgirl
      @slimeredgirl 3 года назад +26

      @@aishaagain5679 I wouldn't call that overkill I call that being cautious as hell

    • @koymakilbahhd5593
      @koymakilbahhd5593 3 года назад +5

      they are the fucking robbers what do you mean by that? the old vet is just minding his own business

  • @unicorns_onrainbows
    @unicorns_onrainbows 3 года назад +1700

    Title: how to beat don’t breath...
    Problem one: don’t be a horrible person..

    • @wheresmyrooptoff4056
      @wheresmyrooptoff4056 3 года назад +8

      lol people actually implying the characters r horrible people

    • @igenzen9520
      @igenzen9520 3 года назад +82

      @@wheresmyrooptoff4056 they are tho, they’re robbing an old blind man

    • @TupocalypseShakur
      @TupocalypseShakur 3 года назад +10

      @@igenzen9520 the old man isn't a saint himself

    • @igenzen9520
      @igenzen9520 3 года назад +82

      @@TupocalypseShakur yea but they didn’t know about that when they went to rob him

    • @fagioli7063
      @fagioli7063 3 года назад +37

      @@igenzen9520 Exactly everyone in this movie is horrible.

  • @civilizedhuman7875
    @civilizedhuman7875 3 года назад +4

    I love the old guy , your house is your fortress.

  • @lezhynave
    @lezhynave 4 года назад +2027

    How to beat “DONT BREATHE”
    JUST DON’T FREAKING BREATHE IT’S ON THE TITLE

    • @douxiepoo
      @douxiepoo 4 года назад +94

      george floyd challenge

    • @Kettie5
      @Kettie5 4 года назад +66

      @@douxiepoo y o u d I d n o t j u s t g o t h e r e

    • @shyne2.019
      @shyne2.019 4 года назад +40

      @@douxiepoo yoooooo you wrong for that 😂

    • @bleh6339
      @bleh6339 4 года назад +27

      I'm not sure but there seems to be a fatal flaw in your theory: if you don't breathe, *you might die*

    • @charlotterhodes7359
      @charlotterhodes7359 4 года назад +14

      @@douxiepoo r/cursedcomments

  • @router1363
    @router1363 3 года назад +237

    this man literally made a movie 15:33 long and I was still entertained

  • @周一-p9j
    @周一-p9j 3 года назад +2169

    Plot Twist: Looks like Kevin is still home alone protecting his house......

  • @Canadian_Zac
    @Canadian_Zac 2 года назад +8

    I think their biggest mistake, was continuing the robbery after finding the unexpected locks.
    If they did all that reconesence first, they're experienced at this. And every thing I've seen from ex cons, they say that if there's anything unexpected they find they dip immediately. You cant get away with crimes if things dont go perfectly to plan. So anything that you didnt expect, not worth it

    • @canebro1
      @canebro1 Год назад

      Exactly. Recon a little more. The only thing they have done at that point is give the dog some sedatives, which are very likely not to be noticed.

  • @dedsec6072
    @dedsec6072 3 года назад +1186

    No one:
    Cinema Summary: casually explaining how to rob a blind veteran's house

    • @TowDow3
      @TowDow3 3 года назад +13

      LMAOO

    • @Trillagydragon
      @Trillagydragon 3 года назад +23

      Now Ima rob my blind crippled grandma

    • @donwontaco
      @donwontaco 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Luna-mo4bp
      @Luna-mo4bp 3 года назад +4

      @@Rayski_ Also make sure you have plot armor, try bringing your girlfriend so you can be the badass savor at the end.

    • @kombomaster9141
      @kombomaster9141 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @ayedanthonyvelasco89
    @ayedanthonyvelasco89 4 года назад +635

    Moral of the Story: Never underestimate your Elders.

    • @elise2579
      @elise2579 4 года назад +25

      Alternate moral: Don't rob anyone, much less a blind war veteran.

    • @mootwo_
      @mootwo_ 4 года назад +4

      @@elise2579 real moral: stay strapped instead of trying to do hand-to-hand combat with a veteran

    • @elise2579
      @elise2579 4 года назад +1

      @@mootwo_ I mean, that works too.

    • @larbear325
      @larbear325 4 года назад +1

      I mean they made so many mistakes tht wouldnt be made by "professional" robbers. I say tht bc its established its not there 1st job and they have been doing it for atleast some time. Obvi its chalked up to it's a movie but still ha.

    • @Shtutaq
      @Shtutaq 4 года назад +1

      To bad its a movie and not even 1% realistic

  • @xqxx712
    @xqxx712 3 года назад +1866

    “And you can’t make a sound... what would you do?”
    *Don’t make a sound. Easy.*

    • @ultimateprogeny
      @ultimateprogeny 3 года назад +10

      Funy

    • @ultimateprogeny
      @ultimateprogeny 3 года назад +15

      Funy mem

    • @kale2237
      @kale2237 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @thespiritdbd1349
      @thespiritdbd1349 3 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @lisaweaver492
      @lisaweaver492 3 года назад +4

      you would have to hold your breath for a long time cuz breathing makes noise so you would die no matter what so not easy GAMER OWNED but then the veteran would have to have really amazing hearing but anyways u would still make noise in some sort of way so you would die so still not easy GAMER OWNED.

  • @rebelliousaquarius1123
    @rebelliousaquarius1123 3 года назад +8

    First of all, each on of them should have brought a medium size soundproof backpack and put their shoes inside of it instead of leaving them on the floor. Next, after the veteran shot the first guy and the girl found out the pin to the safe, they could have stayed in their hiding place until the veteran took his dog on his daily walk and escaped. At that point the dog wasn’t needed in the house so he wouldn’t be an obstacle. This robbery was not time sensitive, so remaining patient and quiet would be their best bet.
    If the dog was in the house, they would need something to impair his strongest sense, his smell. They could throw black pepper in it’s face causing his eyes and nose to burn. Due to the loud commotion the veteran would be trying to help the disoriented and yelping dog and not hear them sneak away.

  • @VylGhost
    @VylGhost 4 года назад +430

    Me: Oh he will just say what they did wrong.
    Him: Gives an in-depth tutorial on how to break into his house, take his cash, kill him, and frame a dead friend for the murder.
    I'm never playing among us with this guy.

    • @churchgirlsarv7294
      @churchgirlsarv7294 4 года назад +18

      LMFAOO literally 1 second in the emergency meeting and everyone is already against you-

    • @thespider8782
      @thespider8782 4 года назад +4

      All it takes is saying they saw you vent

    • @doogustrog
      @doogustrog 4 года назад +5

      Yeah screw among us. Overrated ass mobile game.

    • @gsainoy
      @gsainoy 4 года назад +5

      @@doogustrog it was nice at first but now it's just dumb

    • @notedecho9534
      @notedecho9534 4 года назад +3

      ​@@gsainoy Totally. The game is heavily outdated and the developers are far too slow to fix the obvious cheesing such as the Progress Bar.

  • @rsg282
    @rsg282 4 года назад +2827

    How to beat "Don't Breathe"
    Answer: Don't breathe.

  • @nicholasmoua2676
    @nicholasmoua2676 4 года назад +375

    This man is the real Toph Beifong, just without the earthbending

    • @bluerox8812
      @bluerox8812 4 года назад +7

      And looks old

    • @Sbin_1
      @Sbin_1 4 года назад +6

      @@acadia4995 bru what would u do if u were gonna get robbed like $100k-1M

    • @clay_0598
      @clay_0598 4 года назад +1

      That is true

    • @Matt-tj9ni
      @Matt-tj9ni 4 года назад +3

      @@acadia4995 But aren't they in his property I thought you can kill someone if your life is in danger and they're in your property?

    • @johncycal7020
      @johncycal7020 4 года назад

      @@Matt-tj9ni you can

  • @rimshasworld5432
    @rimshasworld5432 3 года назад +5

    Him: *just casually teaching us how to rob a blind old man*

  • @betrayal1824
    @betrayal1824 4 года назад +1626

    Idk maybe, just don’t rob a blind veteran that just lost his daughter

    • @samkitt
      @samkitt 4 года назад +77

      I mean, he did have a woman as a slave downstairs...

    • @atlas1542
      @atlas1542 4 года назад +55

      @@samkitt which is justified. The justice system didn't even punish her, for killing his only daughter after coming from war full of PTSD. Who wouldn't go nuts after the justice system also fails him?

    • @CoolChris-vn8hz
      @CoolChris-vn8hz 4 года назад +144

      @@atlas1542 It's justified to kidnap and forcefully impregnate a woman with your child...

    • @zahu5916
      @zahu5916 4 года назад +7

      @@CoolChris-vn8hz they didn’t know dat tho

    • @iliketoeatdirt7900
      @iliketoeatdirt7900 4 года назад +93

      @@atlas1542 Ummm no it's not justified at all if she was found not guilty for correct reasons then that would make the man completely in the wrong for kidnapping a young woman and impregnating her

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 4 года назад +833

    This movie is the equivalent of the “call an ambulance! But not for me” meme

    • @Adambobadam
      @Adambobadam 4 года назад +7

      That’s to accurate

    • @DrakoNotDraco
      @DrakoNotDraco 4 года назад +1

      It all fun and games until I eat my son

    • @Adambobadam
      @Adambobadam 4 года назад

      @@DrakoNotDraco that always happens to me

    • @mcmellon1673
      @mcmellon1673 4 года назад

      @@Adambobadam Fucken Coke man. Pepsi's superior

    • @LocalGooberGoobs
      @LocalGooberGoobs 4 года назад

      Exactly lmao

  • @Karo_88
    @Karo_88 3 года назад +1330

    How I would try but probably fail:
    Befriend the guy
    Find him a wife
    Have them go on a trip together because lovey dovey cute or something
    Break in to the house when he's not there

    • @ghostyboi9819
      @ghostyboi9819 3 года назад +92

      wowww that's how a fcking psycho will rob the house you are basically making him trust you and immediately betraying him right after he got his daughter killed basically breaking his heart for the second time

    • @Karo_88
      @Karo_88 3 года назад +155

      @@ghostyboi9819 well we're playing both the protagonist and antagonist aren't we?

    • @angel..luvs.6662
      @angel..luvs.6662 3 года назад +4

      Hes still gonna hear you.

    • @randomslayer9018
      @randomslayer9018 3 года назад +10

      And thats how you get a blind super soilder to hunt you down

    • @randomslayer9018
      @randomslayer9018 3 года назад +2

      And thats how you get a blind super soilder to hunt you down

  • @rosie1096
    @rosie1096 3 года назад +8

    **Cinema Summary** Just ditch your friends and forget about them, you can get new ones!
    **Literally everyone** Bro

  • @skwidthecrayfsh34
    @skwidthecrayfsh34 4 года назад +537

    “i would bring brass knuckles or other self defence weapons” ahh yes, I too would bring “self defence weapons” with me while committing a violent crime

    • @Errupt
      @Errupt 4 года назад +9

      Lmao

    • @Pablo_Martin_aa
      @Pablo_Martin_aa 4 года назад

      😹

    • @jackjon7763
      @jackjon7763 4 года назад +18

      Being the aggressor. They should have brought self offense weapons

    • @Lots17
      @Lots17 4 года назад +5

      @@jackjon7763 *SELF OFFENSE*

    • @curtisbrown547
      @curtisbrown547 4 года назад +1

      If your going to bring a weapon to rob someones house why not just bring a gun? you know your robbing a vet, and if you've ever met a vet, or anyone from the military, you KNOW they're packing.. so yeah, just bring a gun because they will 99% have one at their disposal.

  • @AbhorrentAlbum
    @AbhorrentAlbum 4 года назад +548

    *This video is LITERALLY teaching criminals how to rob against a strong BLIND man.*

    • @tabzzer_blast8201
      @tabzzer_blast8201 3 года назад +15

      Strong Blind man****

    • @sauceassassain7790
      @sauceassassain7790 3 года назад +4

      100th like and that is true lol

    • @AbhorrentAlbum
      @AbhorrentAlbum 3 года назад +3

      @@tabzzer_blast8201 thank you for correcting me papi

    • @drzzy5381
      @drzzy5381 3 года назад +1

      I’m pretty sure he did that on purpose to emphasize that the man was blind 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @brilliance6435
      @brilliance6435 3 года назад +3

      It's not like the blind guy was innocent either...

  • @Reddyicecream
    @Reddyicecream 4 года назад +1607

    Title: How to beat "Don't breathe"
    Reality: *HOW TO ROB A BLIND GUY*

  • @blax.69
    @blax.69 Год назад +7

    Now just imagine if he wasn't blind

  • @fatchipmunk27
    @fatchipmunk27 3 года назад +2206

    plot twist: dog was found by new owners, fed well and treated with respect.👍