Everything Wrong With Don't Breathe In 15 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @davidarevalo1925
    @davidarevalo1925 7 лет назад +1848

    isn't anyone else pissed off that the girl literally got them killed. literally because she denied leaving so many times and the 2 guys ended up dying instead of her greedy ass.

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 7 лет назад +99

      Kingdom080500
      Sorry but every single person in that movie was evil and deserved to die.

    • @Irreverententity
      @Irreverententity 7 лет назад +3

      +mechasentai wrong.

    • @davidarevalo1925
      @davidarevalo1925 7 лет назад +2

      Jehjehjeh Jinx please don't hurt me

    • @whorundaworldgirls1
      @whorundaworldgirls1 7 лет назад +83

      eh..he was out of the house...safely, but went back in for the girl who didn't like him; he was ruled by his dick in that situation and after that, i had no sympathy about him dying lol. when i saw it, i was all, "dude! you were safe! you got out! why the hell did you go back in?"

    • @whorundaworldgirls1
      @whorundaworldgirls1 7 лет назад +5

      G80 GZT in real life? sure...but I used that statement because 1) it's something CinemaSins themselves have used in the past and 2) didn't say he had a boner/erection but that he was thinking with his dick

  • @snufi33
    @snufi33 5 лет назад +15219

    You should have added a sin because the man is blind and he had a security camera and THATS FOR SEEING OUTSIDE. lmao

    • @josephochoa9861
      @josephochoa9861 5 лет назад +640

      The company could call the costumer to check if everything's okay

    • @MrGetty-kh1ch
      @MrGetty-kh1ch 5 лет назад +181

      Zig Zag He did...
      *Dumbass...*

    • @CashCrownz
      @CashCrownz 5 лет назад +82

      Arthur Morgan don't say that it might be his lag or something wrong with his yt no reason to call him a dumb ass

    • @nosferatu3726
      @nosferatu3726 5 лет назад +37

      Are they sensors outside the house that make noise

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 5 лет назад +113

      Zig Zag well it also has a bit of a effect on crime rates study's show houses with security systems ar less likely to be targeted and then if he was robbed he could show someone the fotedge

  • @repulsedcat9409
    @repulsedcat9409 4 года назад +4463

    Old man: I'm not a rapist.. *holding someone hostage in his basement impregnating them with a Turkey baster*
    Jigsaw: I'm not a murderer *killed multiple people with his traps*

    • @swirls5000
      @swirls5000 4 года назад +184

      I didn’t kill them, the knife did.

    • @georgeh8523
      @georgeh8523 4 года назад +136

      Well Jigsaw gave people a chance. Amanda and Mark Hoffman made the impossible traps. While Jigsaw just wanted to see will the victim be smart enough to escape

    • @f1shcak3
      @f1shcak3 4 года назад +102

      George H Jigsaw poisoned people and gassed them thats 100% murder

    • @repulsedcat9409
      @repulsedcat9409 4 года назад +79

      @@f1shcak3 and with the gunshot carousel thing... he doesnt really give many people a chance to escape

    • @f1shcak3
      @f1shcak3 4 года назад +35

      Ee - there was also that one thing where he just shoved pipes them through major arteries that was meant to kill them without giving them a chance

  • @shamarab4632
    @shamarab4632 4 года назад +995

    I swear it felt like this movie had an extra long ending. Every time I thought it was over they just kept dragging it out

    • @hereticanthem5652
      @hereticanthem5652 3 года назад +23

      You mean like 10 extra long endings?

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 3 года назад +80

      they couldn't decide which ending they wanted so they did them all

    • @funtime_error_
      @funtime_error_ 3 года назад +1

      Exactly

    • @brysoncatland3307
      @brysoncatland3307 2 года назад +7

      Shit felt like one of my English essays.😂

  • @divaMichellemusic
    @divaMichellemusic 5 лет назад +3635

    Gore and jumpscares don't scare me
    Seemingly harmless old men with turkey basters of semen do

    • @kirikayumura6015
      @kirikayumura6015 5 лет назад +163

      That part was just.. ewww!

    • @jorndallermeaddrinker6968
      @jorndallermeaddrinker6968 5 лет назад +30

      Why did he have that

    • @_leidybug
      @_leidybug 5 лет назад +99

      @@jorndallermeaddrinker6968 cuz he kidnaps women and forces them to get pregnant to have kids

    • @twopieceandabiscuit5267
      @twopieceandabiscuit5267 5 лет назад +108

      The worst weapon to a young healthy woman who's achieving her goals....is pregnancy

    • @maximusxvii6889
      @maximusxvii6889 4 года назад +14

      What some guy in his 20s just has a turkey baster full of semen? Is that scary?

  • @MetaDeviant
    @MetaDeviant 6 лет назад +3094

    Why does a blind man, who hates visitors, have lights at all?

    • @ventusxzephyr13
      @ventusxzephyr13 5 лет назад +179

      Jeremiah Cartwright he did have a daughter once, she probably lived with him

    • @canadiandee6342
      @canadiandee6342 5 лет назад +49

      Could just be for the view of normalcy. Neighbours would notice if there were no lights at that one house. Concerned neighbours may call for a police check.

    • @Iosinggamex
      @Iosinggamex 5 лет назад +42

      @TrainerblueTube if there were no lights at home, people would think the house is without people so they would go in to steal so he keep the lights on to let them now there is someone at house

    • @Flaminhoo
      @Flaminhoo 5 лет назад

      Jeremiah Cartwright mold idek

    • @user-so9zf3hk7x
      @user-so9zf3hk7x 5 лет назад +2

      cuz he is cold blooded and needed some warmth

  • @MiniMetalhead
    @MiniMetalhead 6 лет назад +4864

    How did the blind guy cut out the article of the newspaper?

    • @calm6085
      @calm6085 6 лет назад +460

      Plotholes are attacking

    • @marcomateos6732
      @marcomateos6732 6 лет назад +590

      it breathed

    • @햇빛-x3p
      @햇빛-x3p 5 лет назад +9

      @@maraross5449 nctzennn

    • @ClassyPandaOfficial
      @ClassyPandaOfficial 5 лет назад +64

      He'd have to touch around till he found it and *plot twist* Wrong Hole @@maraross5449

    • @Alknix
      @Alknix 5 лет назад +40

      He had the girl cut it out?

  • @enzossauroYT
    @enzossauroYT 4 года назад +895

    Missed Sins: The man thought that releasing the girl after 9 months would be ok and she wouldn’t go to the police immediately after

    • @MissKitae
      @MissKitae 3 года назад +184

      And nobody is going to think it weird, at all, that this older, single, isolated man suddenly has a need for baby formula, bottles, diapers, etc.
      Or that a random child has appeared in his care around the same time a missing girl claims she was held captive and forced to carry a pregnancy for said isolated old man.

    • @simpledimple8562
      @simpledimple8562 3 года назад +3

      ::)

    • @user-jd8jx5fe6r
      @user-jd8jx5fe6r 3 года назад +109

      and apparently the rich girl's parents didn't bother to look for her all this while? so many plotholes it's annoying

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 3 года назад +59

      Nobody thought hey let's check the house of the man who's kid the missing person killed

    • @caribbeanraised6084
      @caribbeanraised6084 3 года назад +2

      I thought so too

  • @Heto1
    @Heto1 7 лет назад +12954

    The guy is blind can't they throw shit to make noise and distract him?

    • @iliketohearmenmoaning
      @iliketohearmenmoaning 7 лет назад +149

      Heto well yeah

    • @lilliehudgins3500
      @lilliehudgins3500 7 лет назад +363

      Alex Levexier the guy took the gun at the beginning lmao

    • @antg2183
      @antg2183 7 лет назад +768

      Lillie Hudgins If i remember correctly they tied him up at one point and Rocky tried to kill him. Alex dumbass however convinced her not too. So yea even without the gun they could've did it. They were just moronic

    • @Venjamin
      @Venjamin 7 лет назад +782

      They literally could have just knocked a bunch of shit over and he would have been fucked.

    • @LuiisLabra
      @LuiisLabra 7 лет назад +634

      I see you've played The Last of Us lmao

  • @barbararab6390
    @barbararab6390 6 лет назад +4284

    And after Hannah's death, Clay moved to Detroit and got into the life of crime

    • @Onixel
      @Onixel 6 лет назад +12

      The_Ultimate_Weirdo 😂😂😂💀

    • @g4uaggrospatzle13
      @g4uaggrospatzle13 6 лет назад +122

      its so Strange seeing "clay"
      in a Horror movie after watching 13 reasons Why 😂

    • @plastovedeti
      @plastovedeti 6 лет назад +20

      Season 3??? xDDD

    • @hi-fu6db
      @hi-fu6db 6 лет назад +6

      Shut the fuck up nigga

    • @preciousslater9250
      @preciousslater9250 6 лет назад +3

      The_Ultimate_Weirdo this made me laugh sooo hard

  • @jerree1484
    @jerree1484 5 лет назад +7405

    *A Quiet Place*
    *Bird Box*
    *Don’t Breathe*
    *A Smelly Place*
    *A Touchy Place*

  • @trent196
    @trent196 4 года назад +6166

    How to survive horror movies:
    Be the camera man.

    • @katesummers657
      @katesummers657 4 года назад +19

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @trent196
      @trent196 4 года назад +13

      kate summers XD

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 4 года назад +33

      omg he's right. He's a genius

    • @phearlol3923
      @phearlol3923 4 года назад +41

      Just dont be in blaire witch

    • @gsquadxz
      @gsquadxz 4 года назад +26

      @@phearlol3923 And Cloverfield

  • @ancel4452
    @ancel4452 6 лет назад +1488

    You forgot how a blind man somehow managed to trail Rocky through a very wide-open, abandoned neighborhood, all the way to the car that he had no idea was there.

    • @djentile7773
      @djentile7773 6 лет назад +92

      He heard the dog barking

    • @M4dM4n96
      @M4dM4n96 6 лет назад +117

      How did the blind guy manage to kidnap his daughters killer?

    • @Blank-pr4pt
      @Blank-pr4pt 5 лет назад +17

      @@M4dM4n96 plot?

    • @macakdipsy8055
      @macakdipsy8055 5 лет назад +8

      He invited her for a coffe ? Accidentaly met her and invited for a sperm injection .. movie was awesome

    • @SaltyNard
      @SaltyNard 5 лет назад +21

      Not only that but he walked right to her and grabbed her by the hair just as he got to the car, so there was no "Ah the car is here, so the driver's side must be here" and even there was, he had no way of knowing she'd be standing on that spot. Sure he heard the dog bark, but the dog is now in the car.
      Also another thing I'm confused about. How did she get away? She locked the dog in the car, eventually that dog would get through the seats and even if he didn't, was she just driving with the dog in the back seat that entire time? And if so, is the dog alive? Did she forget about him? Did she let him out eventually regardless of whether or not I believe that she'd be alive afterwards? So many questions!

  • @Random_cam.
    @Random_cam. 7 лет назад +3505

    Why does a blind person have lights at all? The place should always be in darkness.

    • @2wingo
      @2wingo 7 лет назад +356

      It wouldn't be necessary; dogs have a membrane in their eyes called tapetum lucidum that magnifies light, giving them far better night vision than humans.

    • @Hotwheels0185
      @Hotwheels0185 7 лет назад +379

      because all houses are built with lights because contractors dont know if a blind person is going to buy the house

    • @Random_cam.
      @Random_cam. 7 лет назад +99

      Hotwheels0185 Haha. I didn't mean light fixtures. I mean lights on or globes in the fixtures. Haha. That's a funny response. It's common knowledge that all houses are built with lights. I didn't think I would have to be more detailed with my comment. I really lol'd to that, thanks. 😂

    • @NTTofMistery
      @NTTofMistery 7 лет назад +14

      another sin for movie convinience

    • @vaffanculo9669
      @vaffanculo9669 7 лет назад +4

      hey daddy freddy

  • @danieldb631
    @danieldb631 7 лет назад +378

    Why does Hollywood think the audience is going to care about characters that are either assholes or criminals in a horror movie?

    • @MenacingBanjo
      @MenacingBanjo 7 лет назад +13

      So you didn't care for Ocean's Eleven? or The Italian Job?

    • @danieldb631
      @danieldb631 7 лет назад +9

      ***** For one, never seen 'em. For the other, those aren't horror movies and or slashers.

    • @takingastroll9761
      @takingastroll9761 7 лет назад +44

      Obviously characters with messed up personalities/complex can be likable. This film, however, failed to make me root for the protagonists. I just want them to all die. Especially, the main girl. I'm like, no lady, nothing can justify robbing a blind guy with no income. No matter how gross he is.

    • @adityaakbar2575
      @adityaakbar2575 7 лет назад +4

      danieldb631 what makes you thing that they want to make you care about the main characters?

    • @entropyzero5588
      @entropyzero5588 7 лет назад +4

      +Aditya Akbar Because otherwise this wouldn't be a horror movie but a snuff flic…

  • @jdbrimmy
    @jdbrimmy 4 года назад +701

    Alex was one of the reasons why....
    *slaps knee*

    • @ME.S.E
      @ME.S.E 4 года назад +7

      Omg. You earn wayyy more likes for that. xD

    • @kitkyo
      @kitkyo 4 года назад +2

      Wait I don’t get it-

    • @OdinPlays94
      @OdinPlays94 4 года назад +19

      @@kitkyo Probably for the best. It's the worst TV show ever to be created.

    • @scarlettohara6982
      @scarlettohara6982 4 года назад +2

      @@OdinPlays94 all i'm seeing is fax

    • @SeaFR
      @SeaFR 4 года назад +21

      @@kitkyo the actor of Alex played in a Netflix series called Thirteen Reasons Why, a show about a young girl named Hannah Baker, who killed herself and left thirteen tapes behind, one for every person that caused her to do what she did. Alex plays as Clay Jensen, the love interest and coworker of Hannah, who got the tapes delivered by mail. He soon reunites with the other Reasons, only to go through several conflicts trying to discover the truth that everyone's hiding, usually to protect themselves from being responsible for Hannah's death.

  • @winston_bishop
    @winston_bishop 6 лет назад +791

    I watch cinema sins instead of these movies that i dont want to watch

    • @andersonjordan5873
      @andersonjordan5873 5 лет назад +8

      Who doesn't bro

    • @Albanez39
      @Albanez39 5 лет назад +2

      But this is one of the best thrillers made the last 10 years :)

    • @cracker3383
      @cracker3383 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @audreyann7965
      @audreyann7965 5 лет назад +1

      Sione Fetalaiga imma tell you this is the shittiest and most disturbing movie i have seen. Do not recommend to anyone, expect maybe jeffery dahmer

    • @50zz32
      @50zz32 5 лет назад +1

      I was the 666th like

  • @Daylinremy
    @Daylinremy 6 лет назад +3128

    *"Why is there hair in it"*

    • @jaytoonz5736
      @jaytoonz5736 6 лет назад +116

      Don't answer that

    • @morgann3519
      @morgann3519 5 лет назад +19

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THING WHEN I WATCHED THIS MOVIE! J HADNT EVEN SEEN THE WHOLE VIDEO AND I KNEW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT

    • @smorgastarta4205
      @smorgastarta4205 5 лет назад +36

      He doesn't shave... So it's as hairy as a Maltese Dog.

    • @kennymccormic5025
      @kennymccormic5025 5 лет назад +23

      Im *s c a r e d*

    • @red_menace1829
      @red_menace1829 5 лет назад +4

      WOOH 1000TH LIKE

  • @Texjano
    @Texjano 5 лет назад +4261

    The one movie where we all wanted the main characters to die.

    • @Evira8686
      @Evira8686 5 лет назад +202

      Ikr! I wanted to see the insemination happen too!

    • @donlasagna479
      @donlasagna479 4 года назад +21

      Lemon Juice someone’s a salty shrimp

    • @NoobsDudes
      @NoobsDudes 4 года назад +13

      That's me in every movie :P

    • @hanab4292
      @hanab4292 4 года назад +295

      Unique Pervert I almost agreed with you. That old man ain’t innocent he kidnapped and practically raped that girl and tried to do the same to the female robber and also killed the other robbers. Even though they were alll extremely annoying idont think they deserved to die maybe arrested. also let’s not forget after the female robber escapes this man at the end tried to play innocent on the news, the more I think about it I believe he was waiting for this kind of day to happen, cause he knew exactly what he was doing especially when he deliberately walked past them knowing they were ther just to get ther hopes up that they’ll leave with money.

    • @dominieckstanley8431
      @dominieckstanley8431 4 года назад +5

      For me it was Moana

  • @Mason-zm1vk
    @Mason-zm1vk 4 года назад +616

    After watching this I forgot about the dead girl he had kidnapped for a while. How tf could he explain that to the cops? Also why was she never addressed in the news lmaooooooo. Along with the dungeon

    • @shockwave2477
      @shockwave2477 4 года назад +37

      He buried her body.

    • @via_m00n19
      @via_m00n19 4 года назад +68

      @@shockwave2477 but he buried her in the basement with cement where the kidnap dungeon is ...how did the police not find that weird

    • @jennifergoins1301
      @jennifergoins1301 4 года назад +46

      @@via_m00n19 the body was hidden, also they can't arrest someone for just having a creepy sex "dungeon"
      To the police there is nothing suspicious in his house apart from the dead main characters. Hope i cleared things up. If you disagree then k.

    • @blackgate5116
      @blackgate5116 4 года назад +2

      @@jennifergoins1301 pretty much.

    • @chelseaokereke1466
      @chelseaokereke1466 4 года назад +8

      The woman was buried under the tiled floor smh

  • @mudai_
    @mudai_ 7 лет назад +1010

    What about the missing 10 sins that should have been there, for the "oh we have a perfect chance to MAKE SURE THE FUCKER IS DEAD before trying to escape, but nahhh let's just assume a fall down a short ladder was enough to kill him" cliche?

    • @winstoncannady4224
      @winstoncannady4224 7 лет назад +37

      Ricky Bronze how about when they both go back upstairs and are both at the door at the same time which is impossible because you have to use a ladder to go up.

    • @lashaunbeazer9264
      @lashaunbeazer9264 7 лет назад +51

      or the fact that he drags her leaving BLOOD TRAILING OUTSIDE!
      ORRRR, the fact that Alex literally says "Let's leave and call the cops and they'll come save her" and the girl's like... Nahh, let me risk it all..
      ORRRRRRRRRRR how the blood trial is gone when the police comes. lol

    • @wheresmyrooptoff4056
      @wheresmyrooptoff4056 7 лет назад

      +The Angry American
      lmao you're an idiot
      when the dude was dragging the girl outside that wasn't a fucking blood trail
      it was the pavement patterns on the road from when people fill in cracks in the road.

    • @MiaTheSpinoQueen
      @MiaTheSpinoQueen Год назад

      It wasn't just a fall down a short ladder. It was a fall at least 6 feet, that ended in gun backfire into his side

  • @justaddsrbs6867
    @justaddsrbs6867 7 лет назад +1293

    Biggest sin of the movie: blind guy would be also deaf after the first shot. Shooting high-power gun without ear plugs _and_ muffs in such tight space means instant hearing loss or, at very least, impairment. (Edit: replies show that I'm not as smart as I thought I was.)

    • @VerneditheSnail
      @VerneditheSnail 7 лет назад +2

      Temporary or permanent?

    • @VerneditheSnail
      @VerneditheSnail 7 лет назад +1

      Temporary or permanent?

    • @justaddsrbs6867
      @justaddsrbs6867 7 лет назад +80

      Assume that "Grimes gun" is .357 revolver. That gives us 165db bang.
      9mm gun is a a bit more quiet - 160db.
      www.noisehelp.com/noise-dose.html
      140 db - "no exposure", means that without hearing protection you are in for some permanent nerve damage. Firecrackers are 140-150 db, little bastard that went off just one foot away from my head gave me an impaired hearing for an hour, mild tinnitus for twenty years. Effect was such that I couldn't stop checking if I'm bleeding from the ear. 160db means ten times more power than 150db. I'd say that guarantees near total loss of hearing for some time and permanent partial loss. Effect could be alleviated since shooter is behind the gun and exhaust gasses move away from him, but in enclosed space sound wave will be reflected back to him with little to no loss. Repeated exposure will make the problem even worse.
      Plus, character is supposed to be Army veteran. Unless he was a pencil pusher there is at least a good chance of preexisting partial hearing loss, guarantee for grunt or artilleryman. He's old, in his time military wasn't big on occupational health and safety.

    • @justaddsrbs6867
      @justaddsrbs6867 7 лет назад +13

      +Kurt Simmons Depends on propellant load, location and material of surrounding walls, maybe individual physiology and luck too. Usual effects are described here for example: www.asha.org/public/hearing/Recreational-Firearm-Noise-Exposure/
      ... at very least I would expect "- AW FU.."

    • @mardadortdag
      @mardadortdag 7 лет назад +3

      he is a soldier man he is used to it

  • @niaj2711
    @niaj2711 5 лет назад +1829

    Did they say "lights are out so he must be asleep?" Why the hell would he even need lights if he's blind!!!!

    • @streched_thin
      @streched_thin 5 лет назад +129

      if u watched the whole scene and the part of the video where he mentioned that u wouldn’t be commenting this🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @connieshoes9564
      @connieshoes9564 4 года назад +39

      This is the human enbodiment of "I did my homework yesterday"

    • @adrianalomeli3781
      @adrianalomeli3781 4 года назад +6

      @@streched_thin someone even said it in the first comment

    • @ezequielcanale
      @ezequielcanale 4 года назад +3

      I maybe uses it for the dog.

    • @greenbeantm1096
      @greenbeantm1096 4 года назад +13

      Andrés Valverde most blind people have some sort of remaining vision so it could be that, or his daughter wasn’t blind so she needs light

  • @adamc3607
    @adamc3607 3 года назад +125

    Everyone is missing the biggest sin:
    How did a blind guy manage to kidnap that girl? and also not be the first suspect after she went missing?

    • @hannahwatkins7992
      @hannahwatkins7992 2 года назад +21

      This is what bugs me most. Her family were millionaires. They had every resource at the tip of their fingers if they wanted to find her. They could hire PI's, search parties, FBI etc... Especially after winning a legal battle, it should've been obvious who took her.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 3 месяца назад

      Well, the first question kind of answers the second.

  • @jerrie1533
    @jerrie1533 7 лет назад +5208

    When a movie successfully​ makes something as simple as a turkey baster disturbing, you know you're in for a ride

    • @CynicalLlort
      @CynicalLlort 7 лет назад +31

      Jerrie the claun disturbing? Thought that was hilarious, this movie was not disturbing.

    • @waaazzza93
      @waaazzza93 7 лет назад +139

      Jerrie the claun yeah I thought that was so fucked up. Just as bad as rapin her

    • @Thisisjs96
      @Thisisjs96 7 лет назад +66

      Go watch the human centipede 2 that turkey baster is no where near as fucked up as that whole movie

    • @garytaylor3880
      @garytaylor3880 7 лет назад +15

      Chris Liotta different perspectives my man

    • @legendarynotlrac3196
      @legendarynotlrac3196 7 лет назад +27

      Jerrie the claun yeah after seeing that and imagining the act you will NEVER look at a turkey baster without feeling threatened or disgusted.

  • @LatestSquash
    @LatestSquash 7 лет назад +1539

    The cops didn't question the obvious rape dungeon? Not to mention the fucking missing girl was still down there! 😂

    • @LatestSquash
      @LatestSquash 7 лет назад +109

      Oh wait nvm I forgot he buried her body under the floor, but still lol

    • @keywellcoinsmafiametals8726
      @keywellcoinsmafiametals8726 7 лет назад +162

      Jackie Chan It's called Detroit

    • @jayjaysuave75
      @jayjaysuave75 7 лет назад +123

      Jackie Chan but then again. There's a bucket of semen laying around and Blood of the girl that was killed. I'm sure her DNA is all over the pillows and stuff too

    • @mystic-malevolence
      @mystic-malevolence 7 лет назад +48

      Plus she's a missing person.

    • @toatahu2003
      @toatahu2003 7 лет назад +56

      The cops aren't looking for DNA evidence. They have all the bodies (as far as they know), and the only witness is the blind dude, who claims they broke in and he killed them in self defense. There's no reason to question his story, and they probably assumed as much just from investigating the scene itself. It looks like a simple open and shut case, and there is no reason to investigate further. They have no reason to do any DNA tests on any blood they find, as they have all the bodies. Not to mention that no DA would touch a case with no body, no clear crime to charge him with, and the man in question is a former vet who lost a child and was brutalized and robbed in a home invasion. He'd get laughed out of court, and the blind guy could probably get all his money back in a counter suit for harassment.
      Heck, even if the police saw this entire movie, a half decent lawyer could make a compelling case for innocent for reason of insanity...

  • @marsgil6610
    @marsgil6610 7 лет назад +1114

    "Aggressively wants a sequel" yeah but how the hell do you even follow that up with a sequel??

    • @alucardyoici
      @alucardyoici 7 лет назад +80

      blind guy kidnapped one girl he can kidnap another one

    • @firasource
      @firasource 7 лет назад +160

      alucardyoici
      How embarrassing would that be. To be kidnapped by a blind guy. I mean I can imagine a few scenarios, but still I'd feel dumb

    • @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi
      @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi 7 лет назад +12

      Rocky can come back to get revenge on him by proving to the police that he's a criminal

    • @KhaiTheRose
      @KhaiTheRose 7 лет назад +45

      DiscoKittyGaming I swear if that's the case death shall rain from the heavens as I ride a flaming velociraptor into the homes of the screenplay writers and directors

    • @Dustindude
      @Dustindude 7 лет назад +1

      Khalief Gray-Riley best comment ive read in a long time

  • @scsi2707
    @scsi2707 5 лет назад +794

    This movie is just Granny with Grandpa and extreme mode on.

    • @hollylolly2413
      @hollylolly2413 4 года назад +16

      My exact thought!

    • @reinventlove1866
      @reinventlove1866 4 года назад +11

      Wow never read anything truer

    • @avavan63
      @avavan63 4 года назад +1

      ꧁Адонис Кастильо꧂ ahhh that’s right

    • @reljajacimovic3468
      @reljajacimovic3468 4 года назад +9

      Except granny can see

    • @belugajr2136
      @belugajr2136 4 года назад +2

      Dont forget the cannibal demon child! And the kraken andstuff

  • @francesoconnor3051
    @francesoconnor3051 5 лет назад +770

    The only thing im missing is dead hannah baker showing up out of nowhere

  • @francescafay9452
    @francescafay9452 7 лет назад +255

    Anybody who has major issues about the abandoned neighborhood has obviously never been to Detroit.

    • @Nate-ol5qj
      @Nate-ol5qj 7 лет назад +33

      Yeah i was thinking "where the hell are all the neighbors at?" then i remembered it was set in Detroit lol

    • @keywellcoinsmafiametals8726
      @keywellcoinsmafiametals8726 7 лет назад +28

      Francesca Fay Man, I literally live on the East side of Detroit. When he was pointing out the One livable house in the middle of nowhere or the "convenient" this or that,, is very much real and common place! lol. Also, depending where the house was located, it would've taken the police at least 30-60 minutes to arrive, especially for just an alarm at the house.

    • @lgbtorion
      @lgbtorion 7 лет назад +10

      Francesca Fay glad I wasn't the only one thinking this lmao I'm in Detroit rn and if I walk a few blocks literally every other street is abandoned lmao

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 7 лет назад

      Francesca Fay That's actually really sad. :c

    • @unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956
      @unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956 7 лет назад +1

      Francesca Fay Yeah

  • @Trunks1stApprentice
    @Trunks1stApprentice 7 лет назад +762

    Holy fuck. I nearly puked at the "choking on his own jizz" thing.

    • @lordoftea2753
      @lordoftea2753 7 лет назад +4

      Indeed, it was... unsettling, to say the least.

    • @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive
      @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive 7 лет назад +32

      Dude seeing that in the cinema was hilarious yet horrific at the same time. The shot of him choking on it is at least 4 seconds long too

    • @Trunks1stApprentice
      @Trunks1stApprentice 7 лет назад +11

      The Griffin Reborn Lord Jon Connington Then I'm glad I didn't watch it in theaters. I probably would have puked right then and there.

    • @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive
      @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive 7 лет назад +1

      lol, fair enough.

    • @jonniebeans4304
      @jonniebeans4304 7 лет назад +26

      Yeah I saw it in the theatres...with my family...it wasn't a fun time.
      And yeah, that shot was waay too long. It's like the filmmakers were like "We REALLY want people to cringe at this."

  • @ChristiantrospectiveGamer
    @ChristiantrospectiveGamer 3 года назад +113

    The biggest sin...and the sin that's in pretty much every movie with firearms. Firing a weapon indoors without hearing protection will temporarily make you go deaf. Permanence is possible depending on caliber and how many times you repeatedly damage your eardrums. Yet, after multiple times firing his weapon indoors, everyone can still hear everything.

    • @Town-Z
      @Town-Z Год назад +1

      There is a part where they are all fighting in the basement where he fires the revolver near her and she is vividly stunned for awhile

    • @MiaTheSpinoQueen
      @MiaTheSpinoQueen Год назад

      The movie makes a point about how the gunshots are very loud though

  • @char6481
    @char6481 7 лет назад +832

    What I need answers to is, how did the blind man kidnap the women who killed his daughter? If he was blinded in the war, how did he know he kidnapped the right girl? Unless he's like John Kramer & has people working for him & then killed them to hide what he was really doing??

    • @theframe100
      @theframe100 7 лет назад +297

      My guess is that she was on a guilt trip and went to visit him (hadn't told anyone else) and he sort of did it on a whim.

    • @rickardmanhed6382
      @rickardmanhed6382 7 лет назад +335

      I can imagine that.
      - I'm really sorry for what happened sir, i would do anything to give you your daughter back but i can't.
      Old man- Are you sure about that?

    • @loulabelle5082
      @loulabelle5082 6 лет назад +12

      Char good point.

    • @paulasarmiento8464
      @paulasarmiento8464 6 лет назад +73

      Also, how did the media not saw the girl's corpse in his basement?

    • @archiexz7536
      @archiexz7536 6 лет назад +50

      Didn't he hide her body under the floor?

  • @iStylesOG
    @iStylesOG 7 лет назад +1082

    Ok I haven't watched the video yet but I pray to god there is a sin for the end where the officers/ paramedics who took the old man out of the house on the stretcher OUT OF THE BASEMENT didn't see the fucking torture chamber IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT

    • @xxyoutuber420xx_2
      @xxyoutuber420xx_2 7 лет назад +2

      Syn Stilo well there is

    • @novagaming1450
      @novagaming1450 7 лет назад +2

      Syn Stilo did you forget? He wasn't in the basement dude...

    • @iStylesOG
      @iStylesOG 7 лет назад +21

      Nova Gaming didn't he fall into the basement and get knocked out when she left and the cop came

    • @novagaming1450
      @novagaming1450 7 лет назад

      Syn Stilo dude when the alarm was activated she knocked him out and ran away, he was in the living room

    • @ichmag11
      @ichmag11 7 лет назад +37

      He was knocked down into the basement

  • @idnkow
    @idnkow 5 лет назад +1021

    The blind guy lives in a place called "Buena Vista" that's enough irony for your life

  • @KashTheGamerYT
    @KashTheGamerYT 5 лет назад +835

    This movie is basically “Hello Neighbor”

  • @mrtannzr
    @mrtannzr 7 лет назад +2062

    Comment section in a nutshell:
    50% Jizz.
    50% Military time.

    • @VerneditheSnail
      @VerneditheSnail 7 лет назад +53

      Wrong, it's more like 33% Semen, 33% military time, 33% hating the robbers.

    • @IsaDawvish
      @IsaDawvish 7 лет назад +14

      +Vernedi
      + 1% Trump.

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 7 лет назад +23

      Isa Dawvish 100% reason to remember the name

    • @אדם-פ3ב
      @אדם-פ3ב 7 лет назад +9

      and another 30% of feminism

    • @Poisoneaterr
      @Poisoneaterr 7 лет назад +10

      this is 10% B&E
      20% ex maxina
      15% concetrated power of kidnapping
      5% unreasonable over deveopled senses
      50% jizz
      and 100% reason to remember the fucking rottweiler

  • @salthesadmanshark5645
    @salthesadmanshark5645 6 лет назад +1683

    Blind guy :"There is no god "
    Cinema sins :"Have you met alex? "😂😂

    • @rorschach5510
      @rorschach5510 5 лет назад +1

      When does he say that?

    • @cjjcss
      @cjjcss 5 лет назад +14

      @@salthesadmanshark5645 He didn't try to rape her, he tried to impregnate her tho.

    • @salthesadmanshark5645
      @salthesadmanshark5645 5 лет назад +39

      @@cjjcss same thing different approach

    • @cjjcss
      @cjjcss 5 лет назад +1

      36 maximilianmus yeah but he didn’t make a move on her

    • @darkmasteroverlord372
      @darkmasteroverlord372 5 лет назад +2

      Which Alex was he talking about though?

  • @lucybethharris2926
    @lucybethharris2926 7 лет назад +1807

    God, Hannah's death really fucked Clay up

    • @livvyostrander1664
      @livvyostrander1664 7 лет назад +129

      Hey it's Hannah, Hannah Baker welcome to your turkey baster am I right

    • @lucybethharris2926
      @lucybethharris2926 7 лет назад +37

      Livvy O. And I thought Bryce was bad lol

    • @Aaron-ft2rt
      @Aaron-ft2rt 7 лет назад +13

      I wanted to jump in my tv and be friends with her 😂

    • @sanaafreenshaikh9611
      @sanaafreenshaikh9611 7 лет назад +7

      OMG best comment ever😂😂

    • @charliekirkland9922
      @charliekirkland9922 7 лет назад +8

      Hey it's Hannah, Hannah Baker lmao your name fits that comment so well

  • @JNM11787
    @JNM11787 4 года назад +160

    "Military" time is simply a 24 hour clock...and some people like it since u dont deal with AM and PM

    • @NeonUlti
      @NeonUlti 4 года назад +25

      yeah when i heard that bit i was like, wait doesnt everyone use 24 hour clocks?, havent used a 12 hour one since primary school lol.

    • @beresarmand6058
      @beresarmand6058 4 года назад +12

      @@NeonUlti 99% of the countries on this planet use ONLY military time.

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 4 года назад +1

      @@beresarmand6058 All phones are set to """"military time""""" by default

    • @HINDLIP
      @HINDLIP 4 года назад +8

      @@beresarmand6058 99% don't call it military time. it's just called Time. also these 24hrs in a day why go back to 1 'O'Clock after 12?

    • @Pasclesrm
      @Pasclesrm 3 года назад

      @@beresarmand6058 I use them interchangeably

  • @itskelvinn
    @itskelvinn 7 лет назад +498

    So when you type in an address u can find a court case and his settlement from a rich family... but you dont see the daughter of that rich family mysteriously go missing after that manslaughter?
    Who the fuck is in charge of researching this

    • @Fayleafowl
      @Fayleafowl 7 лет назад

      PapaKay I know didn't anybody report her missing,I guess not.

    • @Reaconteur
      @Reaconteur 7 лет назад

      PapaKay a fucktard is a bullcut wearing fucktard

    • @yagirl177
      @yagirl177 6 лет назад

      And did they not see her body in there too...

    • @kyahnapayne1391
      @kyahnapayne1391 6 лет назад +1

      You would be great at cinema sins

    • @centerfold8
      @centerfold8 6 лет назад

      PapaKay they didn’t think of the guy who lost his daughter as someone who might to kidnap the woman’s and have a grudge

  • @stirlinghancock1512
    @stirlinghancock1512 7 лет назад +393

    I shouldn't have been drinking milk when I watched this...

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 7 лет назад +18

      Stirling Hancock
      Or eggnog!

    • @lesh9418
      @lesh9418 7 лет назад +10

      My pussy stanks bad oh ok I only thought it was me

    • @Minecraftsweg
      @Minecraftsweg 7 лет назад +1

      Stirling Hancock I feel for you, man. I had just put mashed potatoes in my mouth when the turkey baster part came up.

    • @lifereadguy9933
      @lifereadguy9933 7 лет назад +4

      The fact that it also had hairs... ugh.

    • @Minecraftsweg
      @Minecraftsweg 7 лет назад +3

      LifeReadGuy99 god, I know, right? Completely lost my appetite after that.

  • @angelogallucci5573
    @angelogallucci5573 6 лет назад +4324

    You wanna know whats wrong with this movie?
    Somebody breathed.

  • @ari1758
    @ari1758 5 лет назад +271

    This is the first CinemaSins video I've seen with a warning at the beginning.

    • @iwatchkittenvids45
      @iwatchkittenvids45 3 года назад +30

      Which really says something about how gross and weird that one scene is

    • @BuetifullPersun
      @BuetifullPersun 3 года назад +1

      @@iwatchkittenvids45 it was epic moment i flapped so hard

    • @PurpleMoon799
      @PurpleMoon799 3 года назад +4

      @@BuetifullPersun so edgy

    • @upperkuttz7135
      @upperkuttz7135 3 года назад +1

      Logan also had warning when CS did it

  • @combatboots3517
    @combatboots3517 6 лет назад +1241

    i straight up cant even look at a turkey baster anymore.

    • @maddy-leeboyko8117
      @maddy-leeboyko8117 6 лет назад +19

      Me neither. 🤢

    • @matthewharrison2317
      @matthewharrison2317 6 лет назад +37

      Happy Thanksgiving. Just wanted to be a dick and leave that thought for you guys the next time you go to dinner with the family.

    • @4luv777
      @4luv777 6 лет назад +2

      Same😱😱😱😱

    • @charlesstjohn1233
      @charlesstjohn1233 6 лет назад +7

      I use it during foreplay. Welcome to my
      World

    • @rinzgon4657
      @rinzgon4657 6 лет назад +1

      I tested it all I saw was don’t breath turkey Baster scene

  • @StnsQueen
    @StnsQueen 7 лет назад +930

    125 sins actually, they used two different rottweiler dogs because the one that jumped on the car at the end had a docked tail

    • @kreatona4219
      @kreatona4219 6 лет назад +26

      kayla hile awwwwwww, pour thing. My dog profile picture does not approve

    • @jakebryant3445
      @jakebryant3445 6 лет назад

      Docked Tail?

    • @Wangpi3ce
      @Wangpi3ce 6 лет назад +41

      When they cut off a dog's tail to make it short and stubby.

    • @cheezwhiz7271
      @cheezwhiz7271 6 лет назад +6

      Iosif Stalin most of the time they put a rubber band over the tail so the tail falls off

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 6 лет назад

      lol

  • @LiteraryLad_824
    @LiteraryLad_824 7 лет назад +377

    +1 for him leaving the dog in the trunk.
    The biggest sin is the house being a scene of a double homicide.. cops don't find hostage rape lab in basement.

    • @MDCxThePG
      @MDCxThePG 7 лет назад +1

      They were still investigating the scene. The news report was the same day. They hadn't found it yet.

    • @DDDog
      @DDDog 7 лет назад +9

      If you've seen the movie. He gets rid of the body of the pregnant lady, but he does still keep the harness. So, there is no proof he used it, but there is no proof he didn't use it.

    • @shelkofsky1
      @shelkofsky1 7 лет назад +27

      What about the scene where he notices the extra pair of shoes, signifying there was another person, a girl specifically, in the house. Yet the cops didn't find those same shoes?

    • @stephenkirkwood3544
      @stephenkirkwood3544 7 лет назад

      What about the dead guy whom was impaled with the hedge clippers? He was never hidden.

    • @Flechashe
      @Flechashe 6 лет назад +2

      It's not rape, it's insemination. There's a huge difference.

  • @mybatteryisalmostdead
    @mybatteryisalmostdead 4 года назад +313

    Why is there hair in it? DONT ANSWER THAT

  • @Leugim09
    @Leugim09 5 лет назад +4297

    This guy would be able to survive in the conditions of Birdbox.
    Edit: *Birdbox is shaking*
    Thank you for the likes.

  • @Bluetyphoon
    @Bluetyphoon 7 лет назад +626

    I guess they were trying to rob him.... _blind_
    I'll just show myself out.

    • @iliketohearmenmoaning
      @iliketohearmenmoaning 7 лет назад +1

      riSk ...

    • @sandwichbread1217
      @sandwichbread1217 7 лет назад +1

      riSk got em

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 7 лет назад +7

      I don't get why people make out that puns are bad thing. Puns are great.

    • @sillybob9689
      @sillybob9689 7 лет назад +6

      Not only the robbers, but police seem to turn blind eye on man's questionable basement.

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 7 лет назад +3

      And the fact that he moved the body of one the crims he killed.

  • @tsjoey25
    @tsjoey25 7 лет назад +1738

    "God? There is no God"
    "Idk have you met Alex"? lol

    • @lucarzewski3455
      @lucarzewski3455 7 лет назад +74

      this kind of shit is why I love watching cinemasins

    • @chureahuce4587
      @chureahuce4587 7 лет назад +4

      I don't get it someone explain Please

    • @GeodudeSpitsFacts
      @GeodudeSpitsFacts 7 лет назад +22

      Because he is basically unkillable?

    • @mesmer3780
      @mesmer3780 7 лет назад +37

      "...I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned..."

    • @chureahuce4587
      @chureahuce4587 7 лет назад +6

      Mesmer ASMR from a movie that rhymes with moundfrogs pray

  • @viridianfox6172
    @viridianfox6172 5 лет назад +248

    Never say "man seed" again.

  • @TheShadesOfBlack
    @TheShadesOfBlack 7 лет назад +502

    You know, a horror movie about a blind monster/person sounds like a cool idea. If only it had 100% less semen turkey basters.

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 7 лет назад +7

      Tallen Smith
      This old man he played one
      He played nick nack on my drum
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played two
      He played nick nack on my shoe
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played three
      He played nick nack on my tree
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played four
      He played nick nack on my door
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played five
      He played nick nack on my hive
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played six
      He played nick nack on my stick
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played seven
      He played nick nack on my deven
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played eight
      He played nick nack on my gate
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played nine
      He played nick nack on my vine
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played ten
      He played nick nack on my hen
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ 7 лет назад +18

      When I saw the trailer, I thought it was going to be good. Guess I was wrong.

    • @x-ScaryBerry-x
      @x-ScaryBerry-x 7 лет назад

      If you're interested in it, I would recommend it. I personally liked this movie a lot, although it does have its issues. And I understand why people would dislike it.

    • @heyitsleaf
      @heyitsleaf 7 лет назад

      this movie had potential but was completely wasted

    • @lil_vault_boy
      @lil_vault_boy 7 лет назад

      Heyitsleaf Yup

  • @kellym-
    @kellym- 7 лет назад +2358

    It really pissed me off that the girl survived.

    • @hoppyman11
      @hoppyman11 7 лет назад +201

      Kelly M Kinda sad when we're rooting for Mr. Blind Turkey-semen. But Hollywood forgot that scary things are scary when the people going through it are relatable.

    • @kellym-
      @kellym- 7 лет назад +19

      hoppyman11 lmao exactly!

    • @stillnousername9796
      @stillnousername9796 7 лет назад +200

      alex's death was PIS
      god alex should've lived

    • @TheStargatefan1000
      @TheStargatefan1000 7 лет назад +178

      This is something that happens just way to much in horror. Dozens upon dozens of guys (and certain types of women) die but the young virgin-esque girl survives it all somehow(meaning plot armor).

    • @GigiTheWaitress
      @GigiTheWaitress 7 лет назад +44

      Me too! Everyone was kind of the worst in this movie.

  • @saxyrep1
    @saxyrep1 7 лет назад +2983

    I wanna call this movie: "Home alone 4: the jizz edition".

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 лет назад +56

      There's already a home alone 4

    • @Gooberpatrol66
      @Gooberpatrol66 7 лет назад +80

      I could see that being McCaulay Culkin in a few years.

    • @Omen6
      @Omen6 7 лет назад +4

      Rofl

    • @globness4509
      @globness4509 7 лет назад +41

      saxyrep1 *Home Alone 4: Turkey Jizz

    • @emailj1m
      @emailj1m 7 лет назад +4

      AAAAHHH FUCK

  • @RyanlilmanGamin
    @RyanlilmanGamin 4 года назад +70

    When the gun is out of ammo, the gun would be locked back, easily indicating it's out of ammo. Also, why would he have a newspaper that he wouldn't be able to read anyways. How would he know which newspaper its from, or what page it's on?
    2 SINS!

    • @KaibaSeto.
      @KaibaSeto. 4 года назад +5

      Resident Evil 4 taught me this
      The attention to detail...

  • @ther3aper561
    @ther3aper561 7 лет назад +273

    The alex jokes were the best. "Theres no God." "Idk, have you met alex?"

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 7 лет назад +1

      Combined with the terminator backup power joke we now have the literal deus ex machina joke

  • @sgtvip3r26
    @sgtvip3r26 7 лет назад +416

    Everything wrong with Don't Breath in two words: Turkey Baster

    • @coolguy2418
      @coolguy2418 7 лет назад +4

      SgtVip3r that part was funny af

    • @derangedgrl7658
      @derangedgrl7658 7 лет назад

      *NO BREATHING!!*

    • @dread_nautz4122
      @dread_nautz4122 7 лет назад +2

      Hold you breath And don't breathe when you feel something warm

    • @savage4312
      @savage4312 6 лет назад +1

      I laughed when the old guy choked on his own jizz.

  • @DrBigt
    @DrBigt 7 лет назад +975

    Movie tried so hard to make us care about these robbers even giving weepy sad story about broken homes to the girl. They failed.

    • @besg5725
      @besg5725 7 лет назад +32

      I would have liked this movie if somehow jason or myers came to life cand killed them all.

    • @kingol4801
      @kingol4801 6 лет назад +7

      Boss General I'm so happy that somebody uses good, well developed killers in comparison to other "realistic like" films, which have no sense and too many plot holes/errors

    • @besg5725
      @besg5725 6 лет назад +1

      FYI, Jason and other meme killers in movies are bad, as is this movie's killer. The difference is that meme killers like Jason are more of a parody and a joke. There is nothing to be taken seriously about my comment.

    • @SteelSpurs
      @SteelSpurs 6 лет назад +18

      I mean when it was revealed the old man was up to some creepy shit, I started to care.

    • @wheresmyrooptoff4056
      @wheresmyrooptoff4056 6 лет назад +3

      lmao mate it's a realistic story. are you kidding? you should feel bad for them by default

  • @Doudoussin
    @Doudoussin 4 года назад +173

    1:37 it's a Sony movie but the characters have Samsung phones

    • @TheAnimalWolverine
      @TheAnimalWolverine 4 года назад

      Doudoussin they have smart phones

    • @timothyjohnconnell6976
      @timothyjohnconnell6976 4 года назад +8

      Bad People: Samsung
      Good People: Apple
      (Hollywood's Product Placement Meaning)

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 4 года назад +4

      @@timothyjohnconnell6976 this is completely opposite in reality btw 🤭

    • @OoMikkioO
      @OoMikkioO 4 года назад

      @@timothyjohnconnell6976 Apple doesn't actually allow for movie-villains to have iPhones. True story.

    • @entidade1000
      @entidade1000 3 года назад

      @@OoMikkioO have you never watched house of cards, or do you not consider frank underwood to be a villain?

  • @Veridiano02
    @Veridiano02 7 лет назад +442

    I love this cinema logic, where every blind person has superpowers, making their ears become advance sonar sistems that allows them to see or sense everything in their surroundings, instead of being people who has their actions very, very limited because of... You know, because they can't see shit and their other senses are normal...

    • @tentativaX
      @tentativaX 7 лет назад +42

      Considering sin 55, this blind man only has those sonar sistem ears when the script wants him to have. Seriously, if he is guided by audition and whatnot, how would he miss Alex so close?!

    • @dragonlover7196
      @dragonlover7196 7 лет назад +40

      It's also a lot easier to hone your other senses if you've been lacking in one (in this case, sight) since birth or early childhood, since it'd likely be the only way you know how to live. Most people would be very capable of functioning without sight, but it takes a hell of a long time to adapt- shit, even then, they're still not going to be Literal Jesus like this guy
      unless he's got a secret thing he eats/drinks/snorts that gives him super badass powers and shit

    • @bortsampson6301
      @bortsampson6301 7 лет назад +3

      I think they get the idea from those stories that pop up every few years of a blind person that can do that quasi-echolocation shit. But even they need to be making some kind of sound to figure out where things are

    • @XfishX
      @XfishX 7 лет назад +14

      When you lack a sense for an extended period of time, such as sight, the one you rely on the most after that one, which for most is hearing, it gets better. Just like how people who can't hear very well get very good at reading lips.

    • @bobbyswanson3498
      @bobbyswanson3498 7 лет назад +1

      Ricardo Fernandez Torres just like horror movies where demons have the power to kill people and do magic stuff while the ppl in heaven are just sitting on their porch with popcorn

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 7 лет назад +1867

    Do everything wrong with Bee Movie

    • @MrNemesisNuke
      @MrNemesisNuke 7 лет назад +74

      BattleUp Saber nothing's wrong with bee movie

    • @imdead5479
      @imdead5479 7 лет назад +28

      Ya like jazz?

    • @jiabrown2636
      @jiabrown2636 7 лет назад

      BattleUp Saber everything wrong with white chick's ?

    • @arman123968
      @arman123968 7 лет назад

      fizbiz825

    • @IDK-zn3lx
      @IDK-zn3lx 7 лет назад +4

      BattleUp Saber Do everything wrong with hoodwinked and hoodwinked too

  • @eugeniageneva
    @eugeniageneva 6 лет назад +762

    It's Detroit, the empty hoods are realistic.

    • @Mufflee
      @Mufflee 6 лет назад +4

      Eugenia Geneva its true

    • @Heron11177
      @Heron11177 6 лет назад +18

      Yup
      And Hollywood is loving this scenario
      Only Lovers Left Alive is another movie taking advantage from this

    • @lafox2833
      @lafox2833 6 лет назад +1

      Y'all I know that and I don't even live there

    • @utkarsh2746
      @utkarsh2746 6 лет назад +1

      @@Heron11177 Only Lovers Left Alive is a masterpiece though. The way they shot the abandoned areas and the music.

    • @logicandfact4146
      @logicandfact4146 5 лет назад

      Eugenia Geneva aswell as them taking off the shoes. Makes your foot steps more quite.

  • @johnmen7511
    @johnmen7511 4 года назад +64

    What happened to the lady he had wouldn’t he be suspicious if they found the lady that went missing for months or weeks “oh the robbers must have just brought her to his house to rob him”

    • @rtwiles8444
      @rtwiles8444 4 года назад +25

      If I'm not mistaken he has a very convenient storage spot in the floor of the basement where he puts her body. That being said the cops SHOULD have looked around for anything that was out of place, like her blood and DNA being everywhere, looked around more and found the storage space, realised the connection between the old man and the missing girl, and put the old man behind bars. Actually since she went missing after accidentally killing his daughter he would have been a big person of interest. Really this whole movie could have been avoided by good detective work.

    • @stevenbartel5008
      @stevenbartel5008 3 года назад +6

      This lady went missing but the guy that got his daughter killed by her is totaly unsuspicious and there is totaly no reason to search his house or something

  • @rogue9888
    @rogue9888 5 лет назад +1272

    Don’t breathe don’t look and don’t say a word welcome to BirdSilentBoxWhisper

  • @DarkPhoenix671
    @DarkPhoenix671 7 лет назад +1494

    That is a fucked up movie.

    • @narcopsycho9447
      @narcopsycho9447 7 лет назад +44

      Chris Snead Just like my ass after my uncle and brothers left my room last night.

    • @elkenran
      @elkenran 7 лет назад +77

      Narco Psycho we get it! You don't get any and you're a horny loser. Stop commenting gross shit all over a fucking cinemasin.

    • @moezfoez
      @moezfoez 7 лет назад +5

      Chris Snead we needed movies like this
      what do you think horror movies are lmao

    • @DarkPhoenix671
      @DarkPhoenix671 7 лет назад +19

      Nina Isqueer horror movies aren't really that grotesque, yeah they have blood and guts but it took it to a whole notha level or weird.

    • @DarkPhoenix671
      @DarkPhoenix671 7 лет назад +3

      Nina Isqueer horror movies aren't really that grotesque, yeah they have blood and guts but it took it to a whole notha level or weird.

  • @ferrice
    @ferrice 7 лет назад +272

    this guy is the old man from resident evil 7

    • @supavids4eva
      @supavids4eva 7 лет назад +11

      And the dude from Avatar.

    • @supavids4eva
      @supavids4eva 7 лет назад +1

      And the dude from Avatar.

    • @supavids4eva
      @supavids4eva 7 лет назад +2

      The general dude in the mech suit. Blue alien Avatar, not the cartoon.

    • @bonalalie
      @bonalalie 7 лет назад +8

      +BlueJay14
      Spoiler RE7:
      The old man is not bad :p he is such a good guy untill he found HER

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 7 лет назад +3

      This old man he played one
      He played nick nack on my drum
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played two
      He played nick nack on my shoe
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played three
      He played nick nack on my tree
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played four
      He played nick nack on my door
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played five
      He played nick nack on my hive
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played six
      He played nick nack on my stick
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played seven
      He played nick nack on my deven
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played eight
      He played nick nack on my gate
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played nine
      He played nick nack on my vine
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home
      This old man he played ten
      He played nick nack on my hen
      With a nick nack paddy whack
      Give a dog a bone
      This old man came rolling home

  • @Dorufins
    @Dorufins 4 года назад +44

    “I don’t know, have you met Alex”
    GOLD

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 лет назад +3357

    This movie is exactly why Stephen Lang should be Cable in Deadpool 2.

  • @stephenschiffman5940
    @stephenschiffman5940 7 лет назад +110

    Why the heck did the cops never investigate him over that girl's disappearance? I mean, he's clearly suspect number one.
    Also, was he really going to let her go after she gave him a kid? Because if she did, she'd definitely go straight to the cops, at which point he'd never see (or, visit) his new child again.

    • @WadeAlma
      @WadeAlma 7 лет назад +10

      Stephen T He's a blind man.
      How often have you heard of a blind man kidnapping and killing someone? How logical is that?
      He'd be #1 if he wasn't an invalid.

    • @stephenschiffman5940
      @stephenschiffman5940 7 лет назад +12

      Still, even if we're going under the assumption that a blind man couldn't possibly kidnap someone, he still could've murdered her. Or paid someone to do it for him. Whether he's blind or not, this guy is clearly someone they should've investigated.

    • @WadeAlma
      @WadeAlma 7 лет назад +5

      Stephen T There is no feasible way a blind old man could do that. You're not thinking about this in the realm of human capabilities.
      1.)A blind feable old man would find it very difficult to locate someone.
      2.)A blind old man would have to see her schedule which is also imposible. She lives no where near him. He doesn't know her address.
      3.)He would have to properly drive or hide her body. Know who's around to conduct his plan. Impossible.
      4.)Be able to find someone off the street to help him. Blind man can't just read a list of men for hire.
      The only posibilites would be him hiring someone. But they have no leads. He might have been questioned yes. But he really wouldn't be considered seeing as he has little ability to actually do something.
      Once more think about the list of completely blind old men who have committed crimes.

    • @stephenschiffman5940
      @stephenschiffman5940 7 лет назад +21

      The police normally investigate anyone who would have even a slight motivation to commit the crime, even if there's little chance of them being able to do it. Besides, if this girl was as rich as they said she was, the police would've left no stone unturned in their investigation. When a rich child goes missing, the police stop at nothing to find out who it was. Even if they personally thought that there was no way the blind man could've done it, they still would've investigated him just to examine all possibilities.

    • @WadeAlma
      @WadeAlma 7 лет назад +2

      Stephen T I see they would have interviewed him but he wouldn't be a suspect.
      When the police refer to a suspect they look for people with the capabilities. The blind man severely lacked that.
      He could have been interviewed yes. But remember this is a wealthy family. They have probably stepped on other people's toes.
      One's more affluent than the blind old man.
      The police weigh capabilities in picking suspects. Just because you were questioned doesn't make you a suspect.
      He's not prime suspect material.

  • @ChiseledDiamond
    @ChiseledDiamond 6 лет назад +859

    Interestingly: this is loosely based on a real event, a veteran soldier murdered two teens that broke into his house, you can find the audio of the teens being shot point-blank and him talking on RUclips. You're welcome.

    • @dctgaming9622
      @dctgaming9622 6 лет назад +14

      Wait this on the ID channel

    • @CalQaida
      @CalQaida 6 лет назад +121

      Diamond, I was thinking the same thing. I think it was the cousins Nick Brady and Haile you're referring to. I can say I felt bad somewhat for the old dude that was protecting himself after he had some guns stolen in a previous burglary. Can't say the same for those two criminals though.

    • @hunde2430
      @hunde2430 6 лет назад +29

      Wait what about the artificially inseminating

    • @Kochaine
      @Kochaine 6 лет назад +95

      It’s not murder if it’s self defense

    • @shan4289
      @shan4289 6 лет назад +79

      @Nicholas Zielonko That is self defence

  • @founderoftheempire8589
    @founderoftheempire8589 3 года назад +67

    Lmao did you really have to show the dude choking on his own baby gravy

  • @lukeskywalker5392
    @lukeskywalker5392 5 лет назад +2615

    America: Military time
    Rest of the world: Time

    • @alexthebomber
      @alexthebomber 5 лет назад +146

      Luke Skywalker America is retarded in a load of different ways aren’t they lol

    • @far0145
      @far0145 5 лет назад +12

      @@alexthebomber goteem

    • @3mmmmmm
      @3mmmmmm 5 лет назад +41

      Oil Time*

    • @Albanez39
      @Albanez39 5 лет назад +119

      I sincerely hate the am-pm format. And I instantly change it to 24hours when I buy a new phone or other device...

    • @hipeople.4212
      @hipeople.4212 5 лет назад +18

      Some americans don't have military time-
      ok buDdy

  • @spiritgum
    @spiritgum 7 лет назад +399

    0:40
    During my first time watching this, I made the mistake of trying to copy Jeremy, but I ended up saying,
    "He's eating an asshole to make him look like even more of an apple."
    PLEASE tell me you people have done the same thing.

  • @aubade_1
    @aubade_1 7 лет назад +627

    Summary of this movie:
    Dumb kids rob blind man with Alzheimer's who knows karate

    • @footofjuniper8212
      @footofjuniper8212 6 лет назад +2

      I wondered if it was ever pitched as "Wait Until Dark" in reverse, and if so, the producers said, "WTF is Wait Until Dark?"

    • @jarenbure1415
      @jarenbure1415 6 лет назад +2

      Cuntwiser% this is pretty much the terrible old man modernized

    • @jennyn5692
      @jennyn5692 6 лет назад

      Alzheimer's?

    • @cowboyraccoon420
      @cowboyraccoon420 6 лет назад

      Cuntwiser% I know

    • @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin
      @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin 6 лет назад

      Maybe he's thinking of Braven

  • @iswariyaksg5024
    @iswariyaksg5024 4 года назад +42

    "Rocky has tremendous trouble leaving va situation when has the chance " this statement is so freaking true

  • @5carecrow94
    @5carecrow94 7 лет назад +155

    This movie sucked. It took a great story and then decided "Let's make this as uncomfortable as possible." And not in an interesting way, either.

    • @Seiena
      @Seiena 7 лет назад +7

      I dunno I found it interesting. But I'm also twisted in my thinking and have always wondered why Horror movies don't stray into this level of discomfort often.

    • @swflmedassistant
      @swflmedassistant 7 лет назад +12

      You're not twisted. I understand exactly how you feel. It does seem like a lot of horror films these days do try to hold back on being scary. So, I give this movie credit for going all out.

    • @5carecrow94
      @5carecrow94 7 лет назад +12

      I do give this movie credit for being different. I just felt like it was uncomfortable for the sake of being uncomfortable. I don't fault anyone for enjoying it, though.

    • @childeater7327
      @childeater7327 7 лет назад

      5carecrow94 have you ever seen a typical horror movie?

    • @BeyBladeKid838
      @BeyBladeKid838 7 лет назад +1

      So you rather be comfortable in a horror movie?

  • @Kelsang115
    @Kelsang115 7 лет назад +325

    Old Man Logan

    • @Ballingokustate
      @Ballingokustate 7 лет назад +1

      Kelsang115 xD

    • @jarredjones1968
      @jarredjones1968 7 лет назад +2

      Kelsang115 LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Fayleafowl
      @Fayleafowl 7 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @Sarkamslot
      @Sarkamslot 7 лет назад +1

      Old man McCallister

    • @hectorsoto6528
      @hectorsoto6528 7 лет назад

      Lmao

  • @mozzstickdestroyer
    @mozzstickdestroyer 7 лет назад +186

    Phone buzzes ARE that loud on a hardwood floor in the middle of the night.

    • @Attachments.
      @Attachments. 7 лет назад +24

      M.I. Wright *ESPECIALLY FROM A BLIND PERSONS PERSPECTIVE* I thought that one didn't deserve the sin for it has logic

    • @mozzstickdestroyer
      @mozzstickdestroyer 7 лет назад +6

      Good point

    • @wonderlandian8465
      @wonderlandian8465 7 лет назад +4

      Many sins in this where not actual sins. But thats how Cinemasins works a big number of their sins dont make sense.

    • @mchllwoods
      @mchllwoods 7 лет назад +1

      He could have also felt the vibration thru his feet.

    • @Remiii0
      @Remiii0 7 лет назад

      Wonderlandian is probably in purpose because in one of his vids he says that these vids are not serious and more of a joke

  • @syteanric
    @syteanric 4 года назад +41

    I'm taking a sin off for the phone vibrating... i once had a mobile phone that sounded like a pneumatic drill!

  • @16m49x3
    @16m49x3 7 лет назад +204

    Funfact of the day.
    What you call army time is regular time for many other countries.

    • @goombalo10
      @goombalo10 7 лет назад +7

      That's definitely not true.

    • @joeywild2011
      @joeywild2011 7 лет назад

      Haiiry Cake Nope. I prefer 12 hour clock too

    • @16m49x3
      @16m49x3 7 лет назад +19

      What do you mean nope?
      You are not representative of all the countries in the world..

    • @Purpless_ON
      @Purpless_ON 7 лет назад +11

      In the USA only the military touches the 24 hour clock so to civilians it's slang is Military Time

    • @juancortez7091
      @juancortez7091 7 лет назад +9

      And you are not representative of all the countries in the world dumb shit

  • @M15CH13F
    @M15CH13F 7 лет назад +470

    You shouls do a video called "everything wrong with youtube"

  • @mindmaster9939
    @mindmaster9939 7 лет назад +137

    Also I'm just tired of movies (and TV shows/books/etc) having the "I no longer believe in God so I can do whatever horrible things I want to now" cliché. Can't writers come up with more original reasons for why villains do what they do? And reasons that don't popularize the myth that atheism leads to people losing their morality?

    • @Seek1878
      @Seek1878 7 лет назад +19

      I'm an atheist and I didn't get that vibe from the movie. I can see your point now that you mention it, but most movie villains tend to be believers.

    • @JohnLick96
      @JohnLick96 7 лет назад +8

      loner1878 what movies? Villains tend to be immoral monsters or illogical while the person that warns the protagonists about them is a believer.

    • @stroberry4660
      @stroberry4660 7 лет назад +4

      sonofaballer96 I'd say there's plenty where the villains are religious, granted its made clear they aren't "really" believers.

    • @delicheese6774
      @delicheese6774 7 лет назад +9

      >myth
      You mean intellectually honest conclusion? Without God there is no rational reason to believe in any morality, only practical reasons.

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 7 лет назад

      How do you even know this guy ever believed in god?

  • @toothpasteboy2019
    @toothpasteboy2019 5 лет назад +32

    A Quiet place: dont make sound
    Bird box: dont see
    Dont breathe: suffocate?

  • @username5218
    @username5218 5 лет назад +378

    Military time? I thought that was normal, i know USA has a pm am system but in Europe its just 24-clock

    • @billabong5366
      @billabong5366 5 лет назад +2

      But we still talk in PM/AM

    • @nunya___
      @nunya___ 5 лет назад +2

      Not the tower clock (Big Ben). In your conversations is this normal..."Hey it's twenty-three-fifteen, we need to be there by twenty-three forty-five." ? Just curious, Thanks.

    • @sterlingarcher857
      @sterlingarcher857 5 лет назад +33

      The point is...its not "military time" its just the 24 hour clock. regardless of if you talk in "am/pm" or if youre facetiously saying "are you really gonna say twenty three fifteen yadda yadda" its actually used in a lot of other areas, such as medicine, to remove any ambiguity in documentation. its the most commonly used time notation system in the world. but yeah, because the states calls it "military time" lets get all pissy about it and call people out over it because they made a quite frankly fair observation

    • @viliKK1927
      @viliKK1927 5 лет назад +7

      @@nunya___ Yes, atleast in Finland that's a very common way to state the time. Especially amongst younger people

    • @bl4cksp1d3r
      @bl4cksp1d3r 5 лет назад +1

      @@bigdog91paper despite to the fact that the USA exists less than 500 years, you forgetting the Chinese dynasties, who even built a fucking huge ass wall. I'd call that very much nationalistic

  • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305
    @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305 7 лет назад +3502

    Part with the jizz nearly made me vomit

    • @TaurusHawkReacts
      @TaurusHawkReacts 7 лет назад +227

      Gaelynn Hartmann IKR, it was fucking unsettling.

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 7 лет назад +84

      Gaelynn Hartmann if that almost made you vomit. I don't think you understand the horror of your profile pic.

    • @bobgray6498
      @bobgray6498 7 лет назад +8

      Gaelynn Hartmann yeah, that part is so sick

    • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305
      @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305 7 лет назад +147

      +broderick kurtz I've been playing the Dead Space games for years, I don't really find the series scary anymore. Disgusting semen basters are a different matter however

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 7 лет назад +84

      I choose to believe its really room temperture Ranch and the blind guy is just a not so practical joker....surely.

  • @pamelasanchez623
    @pamelasanchez623 7 лет назад +167

    At 0:36 there is a mistake in the subtitles. Instead of "them to get arrested" they put "them get arrested"
    Grammar nazis are always watching.

    • @VerneditheSnail
      @VerneditheSnail 7 лет назад +17

      Where can we hire you to proofread our college essays?

    • @ΖωήΑ
      @ΖωήΑ 7 лет назад +1

      Pamela Sanchez Damn right.

    • @robotminer
      @robotminer 7 лет назад +1

      Ding!

    • @KonariVibez
      @KonariVibez 7 лет назад +4

      This should be on 2017's "Everything Wrong with CinemaSins."

    • @Rejukem
      @Rejukem 7 лет назад +3

      The Grammar Hammer strikes hard and fast.
      "You can't cage the Punctual Beast! I hope they have hyphens in hell."

  • @diogocosta238
    @diogocosta238 4 года назад +46

    This is one of the most overrated movies I've ever seen. Someone compared this to Hereditary in terms of quality horror films... I might cry

    • @leonardofarias8843
      @leonardofarias8843 4 года назад +12

      Its definitely a original idea

    • @caramelsyndrome
      @caramelsyndrome 3 года назад +1

      I like this movie... But Halloween and Saw is the best!

    • @hereticanthem5652
      @hereticanthem5652 3 года назад +5

      Hereditary 10/10
      Don't breathe 5/10
      Imo.

    • @sikisikiamimis
      @sikisikiamimis 3 года назад +2

      Hereditary is just another generic ghost movie

    • @user-jd8jx5fe6r
      @user-jd8jx5fe6r 3 года назад

      @@sikisikiamimis looks like you haven't even seen it

  • @Unkip
    @Unkip 7 лет назад +191

    He just happened to have a sheet of plywood the exact size of the broken window. Who the hell has that. You didn't pick up on it either. That's a cinema sin for cinemasins.

    • @tricky5809
      @tricky5809 6 лет назад +5

      heres a crazy idea, you can measure your window first or cut the wood

    • @drizzitdude
      @drizzitdude 6 лет назад +2

      The blind guy?!

    • @rajtac-tts7015
      @rajtac-tts7015 6 лет назад

      drizzitdude I KNOW I'M LATE BUT...you are right
      they are blind
      so how the actual fu-
      oh wait..they could have cut the would a little bit then put at the broken window then cut it
      but how did they know not to cut their hands?
      oh wait i forgot they got peice of plywood,its probably not that small
      you know what,im probably so fucking wrong

  • @Hotpinkrandomness
    @Hotpinkrandomness 7 лет назад +234

    I'm honestly surprised there weren't more comments about how the old blind guy planned to 1. somehow deliver the kidnapped girl's baby as an old blind army vet and no idea how to do so 2. Let the girl go after she had the baby. Like, what? Like she wouldn't immediately go to the police and have him arrested for kidnapping and get that baby taken away (if she wasn't already dead from childbirth complications)?! 3. somehow raise a FUCKING NEW BORN all by himself when HE'S AN OLD BLIND ARMY VET. Even if he's bat shit insane, there's still MASSIVE gaping holes in that plan that he would have to realize, making the movie even more pathetic because there is literally NO REASON for it to be that gross and disturbing other than the writers just trying to get a rise out of the audience. Like, come on, if you're really gonna GO THERE, at least make it justifiable within the plot.

    • @Chucho123450
      @Chucho123450 7 лет назад +5

      Hotpinkrandomness he's crazy as fck? That's all you need to know

    • @Youboob99
      @Youboob99 7 лет назад +9

      It's ok Hotpink - piece of shit movies don't need to justify anything or make any sense at all. "Just because" is *more* than sufficient.

    • @RecklezJazz
      @RecklezJazz 7 лет назад

      Hotpinkrandomness it is justifiable with the plot though

    • @freddyfan951
      @freddyfan951 7 лет назад +7

      He was probably lying about planning to let her go.

    • @alucardyoici
      @alucardyoici 7 лет назад

      It's gonna be like in Saw where there is like a bazillion of people helping the bad guy we just don't know them until the sequel

  • @heyitsleaf
    @heyitsleaf 7 лет назад +292

    this whole movie just made me yell at their stupidity the entire time.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 7 лет назад +2

      robbers actually do piss or poop in the houses they rob.

    • @floodrunner_2042
      @floodrunner_2042 7 лет назад

      toomanyaccounts That's just disrespectful

    • @ProletariatPrince
      @ProletariatPrince 7 лет назад +29

      Floodrunner_ 20 I mean if they were respectful maybe they wouldnt rob people...

    • @MrLastlived
      @MrLastlived 7 лет назад +2

      And if they didn't piss in the person's house maybe they wouldn't be in cuffs in the back of the shiny car with roof-lights

    • @floodrunner_2042
      @floodrunner_2042 7 лет назад

      Princess Ameatia fair enough

  • @simonerben4543
    @simonerben4543 4 года назад +26

    4:40 that is how a tattoo of this size looks after one day. Pretty accurate

  • @adda1294
    @adda1294 6 лет назад +101

    The “Perfect chance to slowly walk out of here, wasted.” Moment was what my family and I were saying

    • @OogaB0oga
      @OogaB0oga 5 лет назад +1

      Perfect movie to watch with your family... :D

    • @skettlez9732
      @skettlez9732 2 года назад

      @@OogaB0oga lol

  • @WMICx
    @WMICx 7 лет назад +176

    "Why is there hair in it? Don't answer that" lmaoo

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 7 лет назад +5

      WMICx
      I can no longer baste my turkey the same way again.

  • @mcmoney2627
    @mcmoney2627 6 лет назад +508

    But wait wouldn't all that sperm have died because - you know what nevermind

    • @spookyzombie7769
      @spookyzombie7769 6 лет назад +67

      Not if you freeze it, because it keeps them from aging.

    • @TahirNefjodov
      @TahirNefjodov 6 лет назад +65

      +Introvert! At The Disco
      That's some great anti-aging creme then.

    • @elsieegrace
      @elsieegrace 6 лет назад +6

      @Introvert! At The Disco
      @The Annoying Guy
      I hate you both 😂

    • @jacobbmacias5437
      @jacobbmacias5437 6 лет назад +2

      Bro y was it green

    • @cameronjordan897
      @cameronjordan897 6 лет назад +1

      @@jacobbmacias5437 why is my sperm green too?

  • @catierambles
    @catierambles 4 года назад +110

    ngl I almost vomited at the "choking on the turkey baster" scene. not because of the turkey baster, but because of what was in it. oh god, I'm retching just thinking about it

  • @kao123456654
    @kao123456654 7 лет назад +87

    They really bent over backwards to try and get you to root for the burglars in this film lmao. That whole semen things reeks of 'Wait, shit, our main characters are assholes, quick, what do we do to make them look like the heroes?'

    • @Heizenberg32
      @Heizenberg32 7 лет назад +11

      kao123456654 Semen! Everyone likes semen!

  • @izzy4040
    @izzy4040 7 лет назад +320

    WHY IS THERE HAIR IN IT? don't answer that

    • @FiddlebirdBlue
      @FiddlebirdBlue 7 лет назад +5

      I'm going to say that whenever the context is workable, now, and none of my family and friends will know why.

    • @jadeturner5345
      @jadeturner5345 7 лет назад +2

      Isabella b it hai..,, I mean it’s uhhhhhh candy sticks

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 6 лет назад +15

      Come on, I can barely hit a tit when I aim for it. This guy was blind and had better a than me.

    • @gounthers
      @gounthers 6 лет назад

      Yeaaaaaahhhhhh...... Better to not answer it

  • @Achilles8472
    @Achilles8472 7 лет назад +346

    So this movie is just a bunch of kids trying to rob Stick from Daredevil?

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 7 лет назад +13

      well.... old, artificial inseminating daredevil

    • @Slash8Flash
      @Slash8Flash 7 лет назад +5

      boomboy b nope, just artificial inseminating stick. Cause stick is old and is daredevils master/teacher. and daredevil is not stick :)))))))

    • @chogis6396
      @chogis6396 7 лет назад +3

      :)))))))

    • @LAHFaust
      @LAHFaust 7 лет назад +8

      Jim Crow Dont you have some drinking fountains to build or bus seating arrangements to set?

  • @harrisontwyman1451
    @harrisontwyman1451 5 лет назад +6

    Hey we got the tri-fecta:
    Hear no evil - A quiet place
    See no evil - Birdbox
    Speak no evil - Don’t breathe