Everything Wrong With Ouija In 16 Minutes Or Less

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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @Automotivated97
    @Automotivated97 8 лет назад +2144

    Me: O shit waddup
    Demons: N-E-W O-U-I-J-A B-O-A-R-D, W-H-O D-I-S?

  • @TheTrueChuster
    @TheTrueChuster 8 лет назад +2867

    "Remember that board we used to play with... when we were kids?
    The Luigi board?"

  • @Kn1feShift
    @Kn1feShift 8 лет назад +7852

    You have to be 21 to drink alcohol, and the Ouija board's recommended age is 8. 21 to drink, 8 to summon Satan.

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 8 лет назад +77

      wow

    • @dracothegreat1950
      @dracothegreat1950 8 лет назад +392

      18 to fight terrorists.

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 8 лет назад +234

      0 to 100 real quick

    • @dracothegreat1950
      @dracothegreat1950 8 лет назад +14

      KILLER ROB STAR How so?

    • @SRCrane
      @SRCrane 8 лет назад +60

      Original. Haven't seen that phrase everywhere at all.

  • @MoriiIsOnYoutube
    @MoriiIsOnYoutube 5 лет назад +2001

    Anyone else hearing a weird reverberation in the background when he is talking?

    • @sarah_es_
      @sarah_es_ 5 лет назад +247

      Yes! I thought my headphones broke again. I think the weird audio starts when it shows the girl recording herself cleaning the attic

    • @sarah_es_
      @sarah_es_ 5 лет назад +161

      at 9:18 is when the audio gets weird

    • @christonabuckner185
      @christonabuckner185 4 года назад +84

      Dude yes!!! I was getting pissed at my phone for it lol

    • @atnightshieldcastle1478
      @atnightshieldcastle1478 4 года назад +49

      Probably technical diffuclty or something.

    • @stormthanatosokami4221
      @stormthanatosokami4221 4 года назад +12

      Me

  • @armyhavethebestusernames3659
    @armyhavethebestusernames3659 8 лет назад +1400

    "It's a haaaaaunted grocery cart!"

  • @zeinaahmed2527
    @zeinaahmed2527 8 лет назад +4448

    am I the only one extremely satisfied that this is exactly 17 minutes and 17 seconds

  • @keikioo3938
    @keikioo3938 8 лет назад +1918

    "It's the HAUUUNTED grocery cart"
    Me: *instantly likes*

  • @hermesthegreek5247
    @hermesthegreek5247 5 лет назад +1333

    As an hispanic guy in an hispanic country i can confirm we have high levels of expertice in paranormal bullshittery.

    • @kamarmason2622
      @kamarmason2622 4 года назад +29

      Bullshitery

    • @MinnieMagma
      @MinnieMagma 4 года назад +9

      My phone whent muffled half way to

    • @MercurialSilence
      @MercurialSilence 4 года назад +22

      My great great grandmother was actually a bruja according to my abuela. Crystal ball and all.

    • @marsbar999
      @marsbar999 4 года назад +12

      My great grandma was a slight bit of a witch, and I myself am a bruja. We know our magick mess stuff

    • @sepsysmurf6982
      @sepsysmurf6982 4 года назад +4

      @Sterling Archer oh yes, i love *la larona*

  • @youwhat7517
    @youwhat7517 8 лет назад +480

    Are we gonna talk about how those lights she hung herself with had to be plugged in to be glowing? There's no way she could've supported herself on a single electric plug.

    • @youwhat7517
      @youwhat7517 8 лет назад +34

      Also props for the Stranger Things ref.

    • @ThavronMakes
      @ThavronMakes 8 лет назад +10

      You can plug something in and then wrap/tie it around something. Those huge strings of lights hanging in cities at christmas aren't haning from a single plug either.

    • @adamdobry5517
      @adamdobry5517 8 лет назад +4

      +Shaun Gruver nice one mate

    • @DuskSunDawn
      @DuskSunDawn 8 лет назад +9

      Spiritual energy? If spirits can turn on TVs and radios, why not lights?

    • @banannadalevideozz9984
      @banannadalevideozz9984 8 лет назад +6

      Aidan The Mize Guy I swear, XD, these channels, always use super intelligence to make the funniest jokes.

  • @ohma_t
    @ohma_t 8 лет назад +1001

    ``Ill let them die like she did`` I fucking died of laughter at that XD

  • @sarahmarshall4611
    @sarahmarshall4611 6 лет назад +2525

    Oui = Yes
    Ja = Yes
    The Yesyes board?

    • @ashm2338
      @ashm2338 5 лет назад +78

      @BigDaddy BubbaBullfrog I want a yasssssss queen board

    • @maxgamezalternative4087
      @maxgamezalternative4087 5 лет назад +22

      So you know french and dutch / german (i said dutch / german cuz Ja means yes in both languages.)

    • @almostbeardedtraveler2046
      @almostbeardedtraveler2046 5 лет назад +8

      @@maxgamezalternative4087
      in Holland we learn French and German (and Dutch)

    • @maxgamezalternative4087
      @maxgamezalternative4087 5 лет назад +4

      @@almostbeardedtraveler2046 in holland you should know dutch as your main language, just like the netherlands and belgium.

    • @almostbeardedtraveler2046
      @almostbeardedtraveler2046 5 лет назад +2

      @@maxgamezalternative4087 yes

  • @alterego3288
    @alterego3288 6 лет назад +997

    "No human BEING would stack books like this"
    /look at my books being stacked on the book shelf/
    me: i can explain

  • @kingofwakanda6899
    @kingofwakanda6899 8 лет назад +1052

    I'm just surprised that the sequel is actually getting good reviews.

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 8 лет назад +3

      I'm surprised too

    • @h.u.n.k493
      @h.u.n.k493 8 лет назад +54

      King of Wakanda All it takes is actual "good director" to make that happen.

    • @Gemnist98
      @Gemnist98 8 лет назад +6

      Good thing it's a prequel - now I can watch that one and not have to bother with this one.

    • @NotMickiMouse
      @NotMickiMouse 8 лет назад +4

      is this " Ouija: Origin of Evil " the sequel ?

    • @lolobrezzy24
      @lolobrezzy24 8 лет назад +2

      King of Wakanda bro I see you everywhere

  • @mahmudd8280
    @mahmudd8280 7 лет назад +2507

    What's your name??
    I H A V E A B O Y F R I E N D

    • @zac8246
      @zac8246 6 лет назад +91

      Hey, hey, i was just offering you a snack
      I H A V E A B O Y F R I E N D

    • @kmckenzie1comcast
      @kmckenzie1comcast 6 лет назад +8

      It was very spooky A lot

    • @riyakumar757
      @riyakumar757 6 лет назад +9

      STUDIO C!

    • @ThatChristianMetaIhead
      @ThatChristianMetaIhead 6 лет назад +22

      D U M P T H E T R A S H A N D G O O U T W I T H A R E A L M A N

    • @CatMuto
      @CatMuto 6 лет назад +22

      "That's not what I asked, nor is that an answer, you dumb ghost-bitch."

  • @macattack1756
    @macattack1756 6 лет назад +2232

    "It could be David, or Doris, or Da Ghost." 😂😂

    • @Riah_245
      @Riah_245 6 лет назад +33

      MacAttack17 DA ghost should be a wrestler name😊😂

    • @derpyfox1014
      @derpyfox1014 6 лет назад +39

      Or Dora the explorer

    • @mr.terrific7826
      @mr.terrific7826 6 лет назад +3

      MacAttack17 Has spent years perfecting every known fighting discipline (The Ultimate Guide to the Justice League of America)

    • @sarahmarshall4611
      @sarahmarshall4611 6 лет назад +5

      #DaGhost

    • @sarahmarshall4611
      @sarahmarshall4611 6 лет назад +1

      R4GN4R0K31 hi

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 5 лет назад +583

    "You didn't do anything, but at least you did it well." That'll probably be on my tombstone.

    • @lzy5905
      @lzy5905 3 года назад +9

      Are you my long lost twin?

  • @dramasbomin
    @dramasbomin 7 лет назад +2196

    How to be 100% safe while playing Ouija:
    Don't play it.

    • @dinabegum4199
      @dinabegum4199 6 лет назад +10

      agreed lol 😂😂

    • @DrNeeDee
      @DrNeeDee 6 лет назад +48

      or just be smart enough to not beolieve in ghosts

    • @ghinamissi502
      @ghinamissi502 6 лет назад +1

      Dina Begum Atmt

    • @octogonsmuggler6827
      @octogonsmuggler6827 6 лет назад +17

      QueerReligion You light one white candle for every person playing, put salt in a circle around the board and burn incense or herbs like lavender, rosemary, and sage. That's what my pagan friends told me once, anyway.

    • @boarman3647
      @boarman3647 6 лет назад +8

      QueerReligion I mean it's not real soooo

  • @track8regret
    @track8regret 8 лет назад +854

    "Da Ghost" is now my new favorite ghost name.

  • @pyrogues
    @pyrogues 8 лет назад +1652

    "Wait, Maybe Debbie isn't dead. She's just stuck in the upside down."
    (Flips Table) DON'T BRING STRANGER THINGS INTO THIS

    • @mathphysicsnerd
      @mathphysicsnerd 8 лет назад +166

      Now the table is in the Upside-Down too

    • @eugenerider0701
      @eugenerider0701 8 лет назад +22

      hahaa, exactly what I wanted comment.

    • @user-no2tn6jw6t
      @user-no2tn6jw6t 8 лет назад +15

      Put.The.Tabel.Back.

    • @pcup3622
      @pcup3622 8 лет назад +9

      Dongis The Dorito
      (•-•)\\
      NO (•□•)// /__/

    • @catlefiberianhufky5028
      @catlefiberianhufky5028 8 лет назад +14

      i literally stood up and flipped my table when he said that... slowly of course.

  • @novak5757
    @novak5757 6 лет назад +164

    "what if we broke some sort of rule?"
    me: yeah... try every rule
    you should have sinned them for every time they announced a rule then immediately broke it lol

  • @Haishi-is-a-mess
    @Haishi-is-a-mess 8 лет назад +515

    Why is it always the Hispanic house cleaner who knows all this shit?

    • @cicimelendez4557
      @cicimelendez4557 8 лет назад +10

      DΛDDY I'm not sure if this is 100% correct or not but being Latino I know that in the Caribbean there a lot of voodoo, Santeria, and a couple other types of witch craft and spiritual stuff that people mess with. In Latin America as well, mostly because of the slaves brought over by Europeans from Africa and the natives from around those areas. These things are still practiced over there so a lot of older Latinos especially know about that type of demonic stuff because family members are into that sort of thing.

    • @Haishi-is-a-mess
      @Haishi-is-a-mess 8 лет назад +16

      CiCi Melendez You are correct but I can't say all your details are since I'm not very connected with my culture but anywho from what I've seen of modern American horror movies- it's typically the grandmother, an elderly neighbor, or someone who's first language isn't English that knows about the "evil spirits" and warns the main character. It's a relatively new trope that I'm honestly not too fond of.

    • @kaialexander6806
      @kaialexander6806 8 лет назад +33

      It's probably so they can say something 'mystic' in a different language so it seems extra scary or something even though it's stupidly ridiculous. I could probably say "Me encanta los perritos calientes" and tell people it's a supernatural chant and some people would believe me.

    • @cicimelendez4557
      @cicimelendez4557 8 лет назад

      Hayley Weasley true but then why haven't they used another race for the maid instead of Latino race? you could use an Arab, Asian, African, or European, have them speak their native language and still it could sound mystical.

    • @cicimelendez4557
      @cicimelendez4557 8 лет назад +1

      DΛDDY true I feel like that's because the older family members are usually more connected to the history of their families and in their time it was more important to know about your family's heritage and history(wether good or not) than it is with the younger generation of today. I guess that's why in these movies the maid is not only Latino but also a little old.

  • @saffronvenom7152
    @saffronvenom7152 8 лет назад +496

    I wish it was actually "da ghost" instead of Debbie

    • @aleaf4098
      @aleaf4098 8 лет назад

      same

    • @Sylvia-mc6pt
      @Sylvia-mc6pt 8 лет назад +8

      coolguy or Doris.. Da Ghost would be epic

    • @hello0810_
      @hello0810_ 8 лет назад +1

      coolguy my name is debbie

    • @arelyflores5529
      @arelyflores5529 8 лет назад +1

      coolg

    • @linlupin
      @linlupin 7 лет назад

      Da Ghost would've been better at haunting at least

  • @HunterTracks
    @HunterTracks 8 лет назад +331

    This movie got 20 times its budget? Did the budget for this movie consist of 5 hamburgers, Ouija bord and a bit of dental floss?

    • @trunkulent
      @trunkulent 8 лет назад +15

      Don't forget the contract deal with Hasbro!

    • @fastbreak333
      @fastbreak333 8 лет назад +21

      $5 million. Really easy to make it "20 times its budget" when you don't spend a lot by Hollywood standards.

    • @MrDman21
      @MrDman21 8 лет назад +1

      And it has less attractive CW kids in it.

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 8 лет назад +12

      It's like how "Blair Witch" holds the record for the largest return on investment.

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 8 лет назад +4

      The film got a 10k grant from the gvmt for promoting dental care, which is how they made 10x their budget.
      They then spent the proceeds changing their names to avoid all the people who want to kill them for making this crap.

  • @H.HarperLover
    @H.HarperLover 5 лет назад +150

    “So weird! That’s exactly where it was at the beginning of the movie when they were kids! It’s like it magically transported itself to the original location where it was already stored!”

    • @NepheleButler
      @NepheleButler 3 года назад +5

      Also, the board Debbie found in her attic was clearly a different board than the one they played with as kids. The first one had a plastic planchet, while the one later in the film looks wooden.

  • @sageandclovers
    @sageandclovers 8 лет назад +709

    "Da Ghost"😂😂😂

  • @kushinaminami5355
    @kushinaminami5355 8 лет назад +288

    the only horror movie cliche they missed was the girl gets killed after having sex what a shame

    • @blacksage2375
      @blacksage2375 8 лет назад +16

      Most of Hasbro's stuff is sold to kids.

    • @kushinaminami5355
      @kushinaminami5355 8 лет назад +8

      blacksage that is the best comment i have ever read

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 2 года назад +1

      The only horror movie cliche they missed was the girl gets killed after having sex what a shame

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 Год назад +1

      For real life it is was

  • @TheShortGirl666
    @TheShortGirl666 8 лет назад +225

    Wait, wasn't wheelchair lady the medium in "Insidious"?

    • @TheShortGirl666
      @TheShortGirl666 8 лет назад +33

      Nm. He referenced it.

    • @sosaalexis48
      @sosaalexis48 8 лет назад

      +Mina the Bina yup, she is
      and yup he did xD

    • @CordellioGold
      @CordellioGold 8 лет назад

      Mina the Bina this is a remake of chapter 3

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 8 лет назад +7

      I'm kinda surprised he didn't do a little mashup at the end.

    • @mehzz864
      @mehzz864 8 лет назад

      Mina the Bina Of course not she's her dog 😁

  • @nickhawait
    @nickhawait 5 лет назад +575

    "-Should I put them in water?"
    "-No, I'll let em die like she did"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Around 2:32

    • @marcogau2086
      @marcogau2086 4 года назад +2

      😃😂😅

    • @ilovetaylorkristi
      @ilovetaylorkristi 4 года назад +5

      Made me laugh too 😂😂

    • @Arthur19-v3y
      @Arthur19-v3y Месяц назад

      I was in the middle of drinking coffee again.
      I need to learn with this channel that a qwip can come from anywhere 😅

  • @nikostsigos6794
    @nikostsigos6794 8 лет назад +286

    WHAT DOES MARIO USE TO CONTACT THE GHOSTS? A WEEGEE BOARD

  • @malinaelisan9002
    @malinaelisan9002 8 лет назад +115

    You know what is so stupid. When someone heard a noise and they're home alone, and they're like "Is anyone there?" And they expect to hear "Yes, I'm in the kitchen making a sandwich, can't kill you on an empty stomach." And also, I get that horror movies use big houses, but I want to give a director a challenge. How about they make a horror movie in an apartment, or a one story small house.

    • @bannedthricelol8799
      @bannedthricelol8799 7 лет назад +5

      challenge accepted.

    • @angelartiyalvt9574
      @angelartiyalvt9574 7 лет назад +7

      Malina Elisan
      I mean, the original Evil Dead was more of a horror movie than the rest of the franchise, and it takes place entirely in a small cabin and the surrounding woods.

    • @pinkdiamonds9137
      @pinkdiamonds9137 7 месяцев назад

      Just as useful as people yelling ‘stop’ or ‘let me go’ when being attacked, like they’d just be like, ‘oh, sure, I didn’t know you didn’t want this to happen.’

  • @bestredditstories1158
    @bestredditstories1158 7 лет назад +2473

    Sin the hell out of Unfriended!

    • @ledoir2551
      @ledoir2551 7 лет назад +17

      Shakespeare unfollowed

    • @theemmieandmadishow4251
      @theemmieandmadishow4251 7 лет назад +11

      Shakespeare please omg

    • @lifewithjulia9969
      @lifewithjulia9969 7 лет назад +28

      unfriended is really bad :/

    • @hannahxx5224
      @hannahxx5224 7 лет назад +7

      Shakespeare Omg YES

    • @CatMuto
      @CatMuto 7 лет назад +55

      Sin #1: All of the characters are fucking assholes. Immediately, you don't give a shit about any of them. And....... that's, really, the biggest problem with the movie. If I'm supposed to feel bad that these kids are dying, at least give me a reason to like them, first!

  • @seductivecorndog6089
    @seductivecorndog6089 4 года назад +257

    "I'll let them die like she did" XD

  • @boo5668
    @boo5668 7 лет назад +482

    "Do you want me to put these in water?" "No I'll let them die like she did" 😂😂😂

    • @emileea5478
      @emileea5478 5 лет назад

      Boo 😂

    • @gee2494
      @gee2494 2 года назад +4

      I choked on my tea 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wrenkennedy
      @wrenkennedy 2 года назад +1

      Mista gg be like "nah, I'll just let them die like Debbie"

  • @EzDoesitYGO
    @EzDoesitYGO 8 лет назад +807

    the weegee board? i hope they'll make lots of spaghetti.

    • @Zom8ie5layer117
      @Zom8ie5layer117 8 лет назад +18

      Josh Sexbang no..
      spaghetti!

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 8 лет назад +29

      Ouija board: D-E-A-R-P-E-S-K-Y-P-L-U-M-B-E-R-S

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 8 лет назад +20

      If you need instructions on how to operate the board properly, check out the enclosed instruction book.

    • @sixgunshauna3486
      @sixgunshauna3486 8 лет назад +6

      Ova dyeahr!

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 8 лет назад +9

      Six Gun Shauna Where there's smoke, they pinch back!

  • @flyingkamaro7627
    @flyingkamaro7627 8 лет назад +429

    It's a haunted grocery cart 😂😂😂

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 7 лет назад +36

      THE SPOOKS.
      WHAT THE SHIT, ROTTEN TOMATOES.
      Oh, wait, the SEQUEL to this movie is apparently amazing, my mistake.

    • @lookpuke3522
      @lookpuke3522 7 лет назад +6

      SHIT, IT'S THE HAUNTED HOBO TOO

  • @greynotgray6808
    @greynotgray6808 5 лет назад +133

    "Do you want me to get your flowers some water?"
    No I want them to die like she did.
    Savage hahah

  • @pokemongirl7511
    @pokemongirl7511 8 лет назад +640

    Rule one of playing with a ouija board: sell the board and go play Monopoly. Wait, don't, then we won't have a shitty film.

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 8 лет назад +33

      "First rule of Ouija Club... You do not talk about Ouija Club."

    • @gokusondbz
      @gokusondbz 8 лет назад

      Charmandy Orton nice Fight Club reference.

    • @TheOriginalElkstone
      @TheOriginalElkstone 8 лет назад +4

      Or buy an actually good board game. Like Burgle Brothers. Hell get Sushi Go if price is your problem

    • @gokusondbz
      @gokusondbz 8 лет назад +9

      You know the sad thing is there's a monopoly movie in the works.
      I guess we haven't had a bad enough of a movie or battleship they have to make a freaking Monopoly movie. The only good board game movie we've had was clue.

    • @link8440
      @link8440 7 лет назад

      gokusondbz Battleship was fine for what it was. Hopefully it's a horror movie, they could make something fun with that(they won't but they could).

  • @grizzly9960
    @grizzly9960 8 лет назад +216

    Shame on everyone who bought tickets to this. I hope you asked for your money back lol

    • @rosamontano6744
      @rosamontano6744 8 лет назад +4

      Grizzly Bear we didn't... but i did have a good laugh so i count that as a semi-win?

    • @subwayvesubscriber
      @subwayvesubscriber 8 лет назад +2

      I just enjoyed spending time with my friends and we all loved horror movies. Besides, back then I lived in a country where the cinema was one of the cheapest things where you could go when you were bored.

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner 8 лет назад +2

      Grizzly Bear I cheated on my girlfriend watching this movie at the drive-ins :)

    • @condemend2bloodshot
      @condemend2bloodshot 8 лет назад +1

      i unfornutley did thinking it was gonna be good don't know why

    • @grizzly9960
      @grizzly9960 8 лет назад +3

      I have done that with movies in the past.. it sucks when it turns out not to be what you expected

  • @EstivalSolstice
    @EstivalSolstice 8 лет назад +428

    12 Seconds Ago?
    I don't want to say first.
    I really don't.

  • @allisonjackson1125
    @allisonjackson1125 4 года назад +86

    "It's a HAUUUUUUNTED grocery cart!" (7:07)
    I freaking died

    • @hmm7895
      @hmm7895 3 года назад +2

      Then, how did you write that, or did you get resuscitate? If you got resuscitated, can you share your NDE? Thanks.

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 7 месяцев назад

      For real life.

  • @Marblez3
    @Marblez3 7 лет назад +231

    The fact that the Ouija board is trademarked by the Parker Brothers makes it infinitely less scary.

    • @theaegis5795
      @theaegis5795 7 лет назад +8

      fun fact, the ouija board existed long before parker brothers. parker brothers just bought it a long time ago and thought, hey, a spiritual contact device would be a great family fuckin board game

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 7 лет назад +5

      The Aegis Doesn't mean that the branding still kills the eerieness. Knowing that they're sold in Walmarts makes them way less scary.

    • @Kairnestar
      @Kairnestar 6 лет назад

      NoEsUnRUclipsr traditional ones still exist, and many will say they work better, but they're increasingly harder to find and more expensive

    • @CptObvious
      @CptObvious 2 года назад +1

      @@Kairnestar I don't really see how "a thing that doesn't actually do anything" can work worse than "an older version of that same thing that doesn't actually do anything."

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog 2 года назад

      @@CptObvious well the "thing" it does is placebo, and using a Parker Bros product probably kills some of the immersion

  • @Bauwagen_Records
    @Bauwagen_Records 7 лет назад +311

    "Its a haunteed grocery cart" Im fking losing it.

  • @otakusamathe1945
    @otakusamathe1945 6 лет назад +366

    Can't play where someone died/at a graveyard? People die all over the earth so isn't the whole earth just a gigantic graveyard? WELP just broke a rule.

    • @lunarequine7734
      @lunarequine7734 6 лет назад +2

      OtakuSamaThe1 graveyard as in a cemetery

    • @llamathecat5920
      @llamathecat5920 6 лет назад +2

      Oof

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 6 лет назад +22

      княуѕαlιѕ humans did open air burials for tens of thousands of years, where you were just left out to be eaten by scavengers. That means everywhere is a graveyard.
      Plus, we only really started preserving bodies for burial in the last few thousand years. Before that, it was just mass burial pits outside of towns, that the town eventually grew past and built over.

    • @Redtortise-vf9xu
      @Redtortise-vf9xu 5 лет назад +4

      Smartass

    • @catbox1677
      @catbox1677 5 лет назад +5

      A violent death and a peaceful death are different. Study the deaths which occurred in the area before using a board. Never ask a ghost how they died. Also. Not about the future/past. This film is a dumbass when it comes to ouji rules. Anyway, you can use the ouji board where someone has died before, so long as it wasnt murder/suicide/a violent accident.

  • @katelynknopp8397
    @katelynknopp8397 5 лет назад +39

    “Hey, how do you pronounce this?”
    “Weegee”
    “Oh cool. Should we spell it like an asshole?”
    “Yeah. And we’re going to eat a bunch of apples to seem like even more of an asshole.”

  • @Kodiak97x
    @Kodiak97x 8 лет назад +342

    Yo wat up fam this is Da Ghost what it do b. Just here to haunt you n shit probably slide in yo dm's too.

  • @gonaedeath2
    @gonaedeath2 8 лет назад +219

    Why haven't you done Unfriended?

  • @mckaraj
    @mckaraj 7 лет назад +720

    It’s a HAUUUNNNTED grocery cart!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @vapiniz5551
    @vapiniz5551 3 года назад +15

    9:27 his mic just turned into 280p

  • @vortalcombat4702
    @vortalcombat4702 8 лет назад +149

    i love this guys voice

    • @eugeneq7692
      @eugeneq7692 8 лет назад +24

      Which "Guy"? the "GUY"? or the other" Guy"? hell who cares, they're back!

    • @mytomanen_bre
      @mytomanen_bre 8 лет назад +4

      You stoopid. He is clearly talking about the the guys from "THE GUYS ARE BACK" poster.

    • @bigearcat96
      @bigearcat96 8 лет назад +1

      Mytomanen bre Whoa man, they're clearly talking about Might Guy from Naruto.

    • @wakko21222
      @wakko21222 8 лет назад +5

      Who doesn't love Guy in all his Youth?

    • @CLOWNBOT00
      @CLOWNBOT00 8 лет назад

      I don't.

  • @Aglover-yd3fb
    @Aglover-yd3fb 6 лет назад +268

    "The guys are back. Who are the guys? Doesn't matter. But they're back" 😂😂😂

  • @BrooklynDowling
    @BrooklynDowling 6 лет назад +254

    Lol “it’s a HAUUUUUNTED grocery cart”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahkrupa7345
    @sarahkrupa7345 5 лет назад +164

    Old houses actually do make noise without any human interaction. Old houses are typically made of wood and wood shrinks in the cold and swells in the heat. This is why during a really swampy summer you might have trouble getting your closet door shut.
    The sounds you hear are typically creaks and pops.
    Strong enough wind also puts pressure on old houses and makes them groan and shift.
    It's kinda cool.
    Like the house is alive. (^o^)

    • @DraperStan23
      @DraperStan23 2 года назад +3

      Monster House

    • @shannond7437
      @shannond7437 2 года назад +5

      To be fair, he only sins bullshit as a rule now. Kinda like the opening sins of this one, just a ouija board in general. This movie was terrible with plenty of actual sins but he’s been out of that biz for a while.

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 7 месяцев назад

      For real life.

  • @aidankeogh9994
    @aidankeogh9994 7 лет назад +595

    This movie would've actually been kind of funny if they were just being haunted by an entity calling itself "Da Ghost". It's just the spirit of Mr. T.

    • @agent.-_-5846
      @agent.-_-5846 7 лет назад +41

      Im gonna spook yo up foo.

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg 7 лет назад +23

      I pitty the mortal.

    • @shrimpsushi763
      @shrimpsushi763 7 лет назад +23

      What if "Da Ghost" was just a ghost that used outdated 90's slang?

    • @KCMrecordings
      @KCMrecordings 7 лет назад +25

      Yall gonna make me lose my soul, up in here, up in here

    • @milannoelle1576
      @milannoelle1576 7 лет назад +14

      Y'all gon make me kill some fools, up in here, up in here

  • @jordansaunders8018
    @jordansaunders8018 7 лет назад +404

    DID HE SAY SHE WAS STUCK IN THE UPSIDE DOWN

    • @AndrewMartin101
      @AndrewMartin101 7 лет назад +78

      FREAKING STRANGER THINGS REFERENCE

    • @irarequierme4411
      @irarequierme4411 7 лет назад +4

      XxfandomtrashxX YESSSS 😂

    • @alayna1720
      @alayna1720 6 лет назад

      XxfandomtrashxX IKR I WAS LIKE OMG UTCYGFJCTFFDJFD

    • @sarahlind5255
      @sarahlind5255 6 лет назад

      maybe that's what season three will be about...

    • @mr.krabz4202
      @mr.krabz4202 6 лет назад

      XxfandomtrashxX ye

  • @EmeraldKelsi
    @EmeraldKelsi 7 лет назад +246

    "the guys are back! who are the guys? doesn't matter-- they're back!"

    • @Lolo50000
      @Lolo50000 5 лет назад +2

      I believe it's in reference to the Beatles

    • @ajdunn827
      @ajdunn827 5 лет назад +3

      💯 like

    • @calliecorn
      @calliecorn 5 лет назад +2

      **insert "the boys are back in town" song here**

  • @jessiestoss4567
    @jessiestoss4567 5 лет назад +102

    "D" also could have stood for Demon...

  • @georgiahil985
    @georgiahil985 8 лет назад +390

    Who else was too scared to see the actual movie so watched this, where they show you scary parts, and point out what is wrong.

    • @BiyikFrostDiaz
      @BiyikFrostDiaz 8 лет назад +5

      Galaxy Girl Saw the movie and it was WAY TOO CLICHE
      and Jumpscares were not good either

    • @theboxxamaster
      @theboxxamaster 8 лет назад +1

      Galaxy Girl Even worse, I'm watching this at night. I'm scared, help me please. PLEASE

    • @Ashley-fm6fp
      @Ashley-fm6fp 8 лет назад

      _ItsTexx_ magical kitty will help you

    • @nemesisbloodryche22
      @nemesisbloodryche22 7 лет назад +2

      if all this video did was point out what is wrong with the scary parts it'd be only a few seconds long, and that'd be the intro

    • @linlupin
      @linlupin 7 лет назад +16

      I watched this piece of shit in theaters (it was this or the haunted doll movie, a coin flip decision) and no one was scared the whole movie, honestly this video making fun of the movie is scarier than the movie itself.

  • @dillon8926
    @dillon8926 7 лет назад +105

    That is the same Hispanic housekeeper from Paranormal Activity 2

  • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
    @tennoshenaniganizer9234 8 лет назад +200

    Do everything wrong with the Silent Hill movies

    • @ChrisElsenbroek
      @ChrisElsenbroek 8 лет назад +5

      everything about that film was wrong.

    • @warmind1230
      @warmind1230 8 лет назад +5

      Ryan Olivier That film's existence alone is 100 sins

    • @lsv1233
      @lsv1233 8 лет назад +16

      I thought revelations was ass and a disgrace to one of the best horror games of all time (in my opinion) but the first one wasnt bad at all to me.

    • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
      @tennoshenaniganizer9234 8 лет назад +1

      Dankalicious Derp ChrisElsenbroek​ the second one yes. First I'll admit was a bit poor but it was at least watchable in my opinion. Who knows, Pyramid Head might take some sins off.

    • @romulusnuma116
      @romulusnuma116 8 лет назад +1

      lsv123 the first ones ok it fateful to the games but that doesn't make a good movie I love the story of the detector fighting to get the rights to make the movie for like 5 years he liked the games and wanted to make them a movie but you know trying a game into a movie is harder then most people expect.

  • @aydenzimmerle
    @aydenzimmerle 5 лет назад +63

    Ouija
    Oui- French for yes
    Ja- German for yes
    Makes sense

    • @tamia.loiks_cheeze1237
      @tamia.loiks_cheeze1237 4 года назад +1

      Ja is dutch too

    • @aquicha8168
      @aquicha8168 4 года назад +1

      Also Danish

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 4 года назад +1

      And I got flack all these years because, as an actual French person, I thought the English pronunciation was nonsensical!

    • @Jenacide
      @Jenacide 3 года назад

      ​@@anikmonette2140 Trust me, as an American person, we all think it's pronunciation is nonsensical as well. I remember most kids in grade school would spell it weegee

  • @FrecklesHasAQuestionMark
    @FrecklesHasAQuestionMark 8 лет назад +524

    Walu-ouija time!

  • @highlytriggeredgrammarnazi8787
    @highlytriggeredgrammarnazi8787 7 лет назад +207

    When I'm dead I'm gonna call myself 'Da Ghost'

  • @nerveagent1905
    @nerveagent1905 7 лет назад +410

    "Da Ghost"

    • @muffinxyz7895
      @muffinxyz7895 6 лет назад +1

      Emma Reeves da ghost is from da ghetto

  • @dayziagarrett8986
    @dayziagarrett8986 5 лет назад +47

    "I'll let them die like she did" BYEEEE that took me tf out LMAOOOO!!

  • @CHaoS.GaminG
    @CHaoS.GaminG 7 лет назад +628

    ''Copyright 2013'' LMFAO

    • @musembei7470
      @musembei7470 6 лет назад +15

      CHaotiksY GaminG How do they even see some of these sins😂😂

  • @MadiiPlays
    @MadiiPlays 6 лет назад +414

    could you make an everything wrong with coraline? id love to see you do that

  • @acelya751
    @acelya751 7 лет назад +181

    The film should have been named "Hi Friend".

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 7 лет назад +8

      that would have been awesome, and they wouldn't have been stuck around the lore of the Ouija game. It could have been just an extra prop instead.

    • @neonbirdz9383
      @neonbirdz9383 6 лет назад +1

      I think they could have made a way better movie if they weren't chained to the Ouija lore. It probably would have still been crappy, but at least it would have been better than this movie.

    • @ldarlo
      @ldarlo 6 лет назад +2

      The CableRat that’s a MUCH better title

    • @CatMuto
      @CatMuto 6 лет назад +3

      *Portal enemies voice* "Hello, Friend."

    • @RLutin
      @RLutin 6 лет назад +1

      Oh hi Mark

  • @heichoucleanmaster7210
    @heichoucleanmaster7210 5 лет назад +33

    6:32 "TURN OFF THE BURNER" had me dieing OMEGALUL

  • @borntogazeintonightskies
    @borntogazeintonightskies 7 лет назад +63

    "She used to draw pictures of what our dorms would look like."
    Seriously? Damn, that was one boring and uncreative kid!

  • @MarsuveezBlack
    @MarsuveezBlack 8 лет назад +88

    friends tried telling me this is better than the ads let on but i knew it would be another boring, predictable, cliche, and unoriginal shit.

    • @fatimaibrahim9044
      @fatimaibrahim9044 8 лет назад +59

      There are probably referring to the recently released prequel Ouija: Origin of evil, which is actually pretty good, not great but passable, however the this one is utter dogshit.

  • @dino130395
    @dino130395 8 лет назад +262

    Can anyone explain by which rules is "Ouija" pronounced "Wee-G" !? Get your shit together, English!

    • @joannawood7352
      @joannawood7352 8 лет назад +49

      Oui, like the French word, then Ja with a MASSIVE accent

    • @WrongholeReagan
      @WrongholeReagan 8 лет назад +28

      specifically a cajun accent, it sounds like

    • @quinten2878
      @quinten2878 8 лет назад +28

      French 'Oui' and the Dutch 'Ja' lol

    • @taistelusammakko5088
      @taistelusammakko5088 8 лет назад +16

      * sigh * i think finland is the only place where people spell words like words

    • @amelaaeri4139
      @amelaaeri4139 8 лет назад

      +xur agent of the nine no there's the Balkans too :)

  • @mackenzieclarke9011
    @mackenzieclarke9011 5 лет назад +94

    I keep hearing voices in the background of the narrator’s voice, but I’m pretty sure it’s not the film’s audio. Spooky. It’s not just this video either.

    • @EmptyAltruism
      @EmptyAltruism 4 года назад +9

      I hate to be the one to inform you, but you may be schitzophrenic...

    • @mackenzieclarke9011
      @mackenzieclarke9011 4 года назад

      EmptyAltruism Pretty sure I’m not

    • @EmptyAltruism
      @EmptyAltruism 4 года назад +2

      Just jokin, guess i should have been more clear. Maybe a "white noise" reference would have been better

    • @ydxa7188
      @ydxa7188 4 года назад +6

      No bro I hear it too

    • @GeneralSirDouglasMcA
      @GeneralSirDouglasMcA 4 года назад +3

      Yes I hear it too with headphones.

  • @deoxin8736
    @deoxin8736 8 лет назад +177

    "Everything Wrong With Ouija In 16 Minutes Or Less"
    1. The entire movie
    Sin Counter: 999999999999999999999999999

  • @lozereli9613
    @lozereli9613 7 лет назад +62

    "The guys are back! Who are the guys? Doesn't matter, they're back!"
    - Jeremy 2016

  • @IAmBrandonTho
    @IAmBrandonTho 8 лет назад +261

    "She's just stuck in the Upside Down." I chuckled at that one.

    • @manduh9950
      @manduh9950 7 лет назад +17

      Brandon Thomas SAME ( cause stranger things haha)

  • @cerebralchaos93
    @cerebralchaos93 5 лет назад +6

    what happend to the sound after 09:12?????

  • @save-bob-hickman-from-god
    @save-bob-hickman-from-god 7 лет назад +61

    "- Do you want me to put them in water (the flowers)?
    - No"
    I'll let them die like she did 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @neilpalmieri9028
    @neilpalmieri9028 8 лет назад +242

    How did they die from their mouths being sewn!!?? What happens to their noses?

  • @weirdkid951
    @weirdkid951 8 лет назад +103

    this movie fucking sucked. saw it with two friends there was no one else in the theatre and we got so bored we started throwing popcorn up to see it obscured the projector

    • @TwoHeadedTy
      @TwoHeadedTy 8 лет назад +8

      weirdkid951 there should have been people in the theatre. Then you could hear random "HEY!"s scattered throughout the crowd.

    • @weirdkid951
      @weirdkid951 8 лет назад

      the only reason we did it was because there wasn't anyone else. if there was we wouldn't have. like we checked several times to make sure no one else was there

    • @myaudiobookschannel3625
      @myaudiobookschannel3625 8 лет назад

      weirdkid951 lol I've done that too

    • @weirdkid951
      @weirdkid951 8 лет назад +7

      i was 14. who doesn't act like an idiot at that age

    • @mocacola
      @mocacola 8 лет назад +3

      weirdkid951 I was one of the few actually mature kids when I was 14. All the other kids were too busy playing Call of Duty and claiming to be mature as they acted like idiots in class. I practically never talked to anyone (like, seriously no one) so I actually did well.

  • @woomylover2006
    @woomylover2006 5 лет назад +29

    9:20 wtf happened to the sound

  • @ajarvom3964
    @ajarvom3964 7 лет назад +392

    wawegi board.
    weegy board.
    weejo board.
    uijau board .
    luigi board.
    libigo board?
    libido board.

  • @macedawgy
    @macedawgy 7 лет назад +109

    We can't even call it a "horror film" at this point. The cliches got old quick.

  • @stargames3296
    @stargames3296 7 лет назад +80

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH ITS A HAUUUNTED GROCEIRY CAAARRTTT

    • @matthewjacob5174
      @matthewjacob5174 6 лет назад

      Star Games cart rolling to me in cave. me:fuck this shit im out!!!

  • @cornlips7247
    @cornlips7247 4 года назад +76

    "She didn't even want me to come inside"
    That line was expertly handled with the perfect amount of lowbrow humor I have come to love from this channel.
    Well done and bravo! Please keep it up😉
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @stevenmordy6872
    @stevenmordy6872 7 лет назад +68

    "I'll let them die like she did" lmfao XD Also, do everything wrong with Paul Blart: Mall Cop

  • @misch6209
    @misch6209 7 лет назад +72

    "It might not be Debbie, what if it's DA GHOST?" lmao

  • @rachelsyrup
    @rachelsyrup 8 лет назад +37

    "No, I'll let them die like she did." XD XD

  • @dalell3808
    @dalell3808 4 года назад +20

    When he said "I'll let them die like she did" I died 😂 😂

  • @youtubeperson9631
    @youtubeperson9631 8 лет назад +56

    "Or da ghost I don't know"😂

  • @The8347135
    @The8347135 8 лет назад +80

    I'm pretty sure "Search" is adware

  • @faunsoda1972
    @faunsoda1972 7 лет назад +130

    "Maybe Debbie isn't dead, she's just stuck in the upside down."
    I got the ref and lost it XD

    • @OwlLoves
      @OwlLoves 7 лет назад

      Lucky Art explain it I don't understand but I have watched the film twice now

    • @giselleabreu297
      @giselleabreu297 6 лет назад

      Yes i saw her in the upside down with me

    • @ginagras7089
      @ginagras7089 6 лет назад

      Owl Loves It's a reference from stranger things a TV show on Netflix

    • @airplanefood9004
      @airplanefood9004 6 лет назад

      LMAO YES

  • @Jack-gh8im
    @Jack-gh8im 5 лет назад +24

    I watch this instead of the movie so i dont get scared lol

  • @wafeea.3876
    @wafeea.3876 7 лет назад +137

    And thanks to Movie sins i no longer watch movies, cause every time i watch them, i start to do what they do and look for the sins.

  • @Yoshi-bp9xg
    @Yoshi-bp9xg 7 лет назад +132

    The guys are back ! Who are the guys?Doesn't matter -- they are back !
    kill me pls XD

  • @Levieuxx
    @Levieuxx 7 лет назад +543

    😹😹😹😹😹😹i got that joke about the teen pregnancy thing u clever SOB

    • @GhastlyJason
      @GhastlyJason 6 лет назад +4

      kamoi chapman can u explain kind sir?

    • @kellymontgomery8202
      @kellymontgomery8202 6 лет назад +40

      Unoriginal Tv the teen boyfriend said "she didn't even want me to come inside" it's just a dirty joke, how old are you ?

    • @cindyriddle6472
      @cindyriddle6472 6 лет назад +2

      oviosly a five year old found there way onto the internet and is pretending to be speacle

    • @aaaaaamy
      @aaaaaamy 6 лет назад +19

      *obviously *their *special

    • @panthir6720
      @panthir6720 6 лет назад +1

      Amy grammar Nazi

  • @connfizzle882
    @connfizzle882 4 года назад +12

    "Turn off the burner"
    - Couldn't say why, literally funniest thing I've heard in days.

  • @MamaBird94
    @MamaBird94 7 лет назад +256

    everything wrong with one missed call
    I saw it the other day and I don't get it

    • @TopsyTriceratops
      @TopsyTriceratops 7 лет назад +11

      Which one, the 2008 American one, or the 2003 Japanese one?
      Either way, they both make no sense.

    • @oreo5875
      @oreo5875 7 лет назад +12

      SuperRosey16 the mom accidentally killed the girl because she locked her in the room and didn't answer the phone because the little girl was having an asthma attack. She missed the call and yip. The little girl was locked inside the room for being caught hurting her sister.

    • @neardarkroad1347
      @neardarkroad1347 6 лет назад +1

      What is it? Horror movie?

    • @TopsyTriceratops
      @TopsyTriceratops 6 лет назад +4

      They're horror movies. Confusing ones.

  • @edwindungdung1998
    @edwindungdung1998 7 лет назад +498

    Just realized I have seen this movie

  • @dudedysseus
    @dudedysseus 8 лет назад +62

    Just watched "Catwoman" for the first time in many years. That's a movie just waiting to get sinned.

    • @maximk9964
      @maximk9964 8 лет назад +6

      I could've sworn I saw it, but maybe it was Honest Trailer
      #1 this movie exists
      #2 DC comics

    • @dudedysseus
      @dudedysseus 8 лет назад +2

      Neither, although apparently some CinemaSins knockoff did it.
      Good start.

    • @ghostassassin1107
      @ghostassassin1107 7 лет назад +4

      I'm pretty sure CinemaSins did do a video about that movie but took it down for unknown reasons.

  • @lidsmartinez4506
    @lidsmartinez4506 6 лет назад +22

    "no but I heard she did Dallas" I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @GOATexp
      @GOATexp 3 года назад +2

      I was looking for this comment 😂 I nearly choked on my food lol

    • @stacynaus2761
      @stacynaus2761 2 года назад +1

      @@GOATexp same