Everything Wrong With The Cabin in the Woods
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- Опубликовано: 1 мар 2017
- Straight up: The Cabin in the Woods is f*cking awesome and hilarious. Watch it. Enjoy it. Love it. We'll still list its sins, because that's what we do, but we love this movie.
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One thing - the Japanese group didn't need the same tropes as the American one did (Virgin, Athlete, Scholar, etc.) because they play specifically on the different cultural horrors and genres. This is why they ha different choices for the monsters as well
Literally the only reason I came to the comments.
Bee Kim it's not just obvious, it's explicitly stated. Sure, sin the statement, but...
I have an idea and this my first time seeing actual scenes from this movie: What if the failures of the scenarios are just metaphors of the audience online giving their own takes on the fates of the casts in multiple horror/slasher/creature films? So when the Gods wake up, then that's a metaphor for the collective audiences demanding fresh ideas for films in general, not just horror. Which is not new I know, considering this film and its message. But this is my two cents.
because the areas monsters effected what their horror would turn out to be
I was the 420th person to like this comment, in Marty's honor.
I always thought the early force field reveal made Curt's death funnier. Like if you found out it existed when he died, it would just be shocking, but by letting everyone in on the joke at the beginning you know his dramatic speech is doomed from the start and it's just waiting for the pen to drop. But seriously, this is awesome. I'm always down for Cabin in the Woods love
Amber Friend I agree. Plus, the force field might have just felt cheap if the reveal was held off until that part. Having it appear early helped establish that even crazy far out concepts are fair game.
It adds to the suspense through dramatic irony.
it keeps the force field from feeling like a Deus Ex Machina
This movie also is a refernce to every horror movie. there stupid descions. dropping the weapon after one use.
the gods refernce us. this movie was a roasting session to every other movie.
I like the forcefield reveal for reasons mentioned here. You need it so Curts death doesn't feel like an ass-pull. Plus, the reveal is so early and a long time lapses before he dies, it's easy to forget the force field is there at all, making the death even better.
I choose to believe "Kevin" is Kevin Mccallister from "Home Alone" and he would rig the cabin up with traps "Saw" style when they all leave for the day.
Nice
I am just watching this and my first thought was is Kevin from Home Alone the Kevin option? Glad I wasn't alone.
@@ianjohn2648 I thought they were referencing Kevin from Home Alone too.
And that wasn't the only reference to older movies, or a somewhat reference. As he mentions memorabilia from Tom Hanks' older movies at 4:57, I see something that somewhat resembles vollyball Wilson sitting in what somewhat resembles the Zoltar machine
@@alvexok5523 Considering it was Whedon and one of his biggest Buffy/Angel writers it makes sense if there are a lot of pop culture references in there.
@@ianjohn2648 I'm fairly certain that "Giant Snake" is specifically a reference to Buffy. While I know it's a generic monster, there is a running complaint from BtVS fans (and a running joke among the Buffy writers) that way too many terrible-looking giant snake monsters were used on the show.
As it turned out the actor playing martin was . .and i quote . ."Ripped" according to the 10 things you didn't know about the cabin in the woods . .so hes wearing 4 layers of "snuggness" to cover up the fact the actor was in better shape then mighty Thor was, hence the baggy clothing
Yes, and the part where he went to save Dana near the lake with his clothes kinda wet, he couldn't hide his massive arms
Really!!! Never would’ve known that! Damn
Lol
@Iain Kerr Yeah, no shit sherlock, completely irrelevant to the original comment.
I looked it up, he's certainly in great shape but he's nowhere near Chris Hemsworth when it comes to muscles. Like not even a competition.
02:20
Nope. Birds cannot sniff out dangerous invisible barriers.
That's why they actually can smash against windows.
Gaia Seraphina I’ve seen normal birds fly into windows before but seeing an eagle do it would be fucking insane.
@@Mykil47 Eagles are wild animals and live far from human settlements, seeing one in a city would be strange in the first place.
@• Haze •
Excuse me?
I don't understand what you are trying to say in the last sentence.
@@Gaia_Seraphina He's basically saying we don't know how this "force field" would behave in real life, so you can't compare it to a window.
@@dismantledbrain5910 By the same token, though, you can't say that the bird would be able to sniff out the invisible force field if you don't know how it would behave in real life.
I require a spinoff of this movie, where "Kevin" is the evil thing trying to kill them. Don't act like we didn't all see Kevin on that white board.
I want Reptilius. That movie names itself.
You know, after the premiere of this movie, the directors were asked if there would be a sequel...
Who's Kevin?
Kevin = Elijah Wood's character in Sin City
TXF but what about the angry molesting tree
Trivia: Marty isn't wearing four layers because he's cold. He's wearing four layers because Fran Kranz is ripped.
ikr
I thought so. When he was complaining about the four layers that was the moment I realised the actor had thick arms and his chest looked buff.
Holy fucking shit you’re right
Really wished you’d shown more of the high dude being smarter than everyone else. He was the most reasonable person in this movie
Watch the movie again, they specifically point out why the “high dude” isn’t effected by the chemicals they used to make everyone fall in line........here’s a hint it was because he was the “high dude”
Lol..agreed
GREAT movie, sin free (except for leaving zero room for a sequel), but I DO wish that Patience & the Sugar Plum Fairy had gotten a lot more screen time. They were my favorite monsters.
Honestly, I went into this movie thinking I would hate it. I thought it would just be a Scream wannabe, or something Saw-like, or just something cliche and stupid. And, shockingly, I loved it! Marty is my favorite character, and I'm glad he technically survived until the end.
Tailslover13 Maybe that's because he is the only one to notice all the bullshit?
Tailslover13 I felt the same way about it so I was in no rush then I saw part of it at a friend's House a liked it so I made myself stop watching till I could see from the beginning and I really was surprised and loved it
Same here. I thought it would be a random avarage horror flick, but I ended up loving it because of the twist.
As a Joss Whedon fan, I had high expectations from the beginning. I was glad I was right, had the Joss humor along with the horror.
He missed my favorite part. When he finally got to meet the mermaid, it was so dramatic. I was dying laughing when i saw that part.
11:38 I love the irony that the guy who is most well known for playing Thor is shocked to death
Never thought about it like that...now im like WATT!?
he was in this before he was even cast as thor though..
How
*Puts on sunglasses*
SHOCKING
YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!😎
Juan Garcia months late but nice pun in the comment
Turns out, he wasnt worthy.
The reason that the eagle flying into the grid makes sense is because by the time you get to the part where curt has to jump it, so much has happened in such little time that most people forgot that it was even there. I watched it with my parents, 2 brothers and 2 of my parents friends in our living room, and we all had forgotten that it was there
And the bird flying into the grid is a little something called setup and payoff.
true but if u know anything about movies in general (chekovs gun) your gonna know that its gonna be used at some point, idk it stuck with me
I'm almost positive that the blood that gets drained into the sacrifice isn't their blood. I'm almost positive there's a scene during the first kill that shows the lever triggering a contraption inside that looks like a little hammer shattering a vial with blood in it. It's probably pre collected blood from before hand that they swindled from them somehow.
Yep! The blood comes from glass vials that are broken when the lever is pulled, not from the victims or zombies themselves.
"Does the zombie torture family have to stab something before vital organs"......its there in the name. They don't stab vitals because they TORTURE people, if they died quickly then they can't exactly torture them near as much now can they? *DING*
I said the same thing the second they sinned that.
I took it as the father tortured his family in the past, and now they all kill people as a family.
No. I'm pretty sure me and Rixoli are right on this one. It's a Zombie Torture Family not a Zombie Tortured Family. Zombie Torture Family implies that the whole family tortures. Zombie Tortured family would imply most (Possibly All) were tortured. Do ya see where I'm coming from?
No.
Clearly you are brainwashed via some form of heresy. Sir Haplo2020.
warlerker, What?
The movie specifically said that the requirements vary according to the culture, dude!
I was looking for this comment!! Thank you
Jeremy often does not research his sins
@@crow9836 check the description
these are ironic
@@imleohi192 That's a dumb point alot of people make. Doesn't mean anything, Still wrong.
Here's a good video that can put this into better words than I ever could. ruclips.net/video/HVjwKCymuMw/видео.html
TL:DR Being Satire (not ironic) doesn't mean you're Immune to criticism
Yes!! That sin pissed me off so much, and it fits in with the whole movie begin the requirements are cultural horror movie tropes. The little girls being Japan's characters make SOOO much sense because most Japanese horror film's main characters are children (and teens), making it their cliche.
im gonna have to give cinemaCins a sin for saying the zombie was working out his biceps at 12:25 when he does a military press with Dana. which hits shoulders and triceps
lmao
I can hear in his voice screaming "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD" lmao
Maybe I’m tired but when he said “by god, it better not be another fu*kin infinity stone” I lost it
I hated the ending due to two selfish a holes deciding to end the world
There is totally a difference between witch and sexy witch, the trick is that it's not YOUR perspective of the witch that matters but her own. A regular witch can look anywhere from an old woman to some creepy bog monster lady and uses curses, nature magic, rituals etc, and whether or not that gets you off is fine. But a SEXY witch is specifically one that knows she's sexy and operates more like a succubus by seducing people and using "lust" themed magic. It's kind of like, a witch is to a sexy with what Predator is to Sil. They're both aliens, but Sil is specifically a Sexy alien.
THANK YOU
You've put WAY too much thought into sexy witches... oh well, thumbs up anyway.
get alife moron.
Get alife? sais the man called TRON, someone who named themselves after a Z-Class horror film based upon the ideas of "what if a pile of mediocre direction got a budget.", were talking about proper topics here matey,
Just because you don't get sexy witches doesn't mean you've got to be salty.
...Tron was a horror film? Since when? Not judging it good or bad, but... a horror film?
I love the fact that unicorns were on the board
A Unicorn appears later and kills a dude.
mikhail hogendorn Unicorns are incredibly deadly.
They do have a spear on their head.
BEWERE UNICORNS ON THE LOOST
A unicorn killed my entire family.
I watched this for a film class and I feel like some of the metaphor went over your head. WE are the gods, the audience and the critics. WE need to be satisfied, and that includes tropes in each story, otherwise we pull the plug on a series.
oh damn, you're right
I guess that makes sense I was mad at the ending 😂 I guess I'm the evil pissed off at the movie because how dare this super advanced SCP style group get foiled by a f*cking stoner!!! God that's stupid!!!! 🤣
The entire movie went over their heads.
This comment is a perfect example of why I believe the moon should collide with the Earth.
@@AryanLyncher Generic insults that don't tell us anything about why you have an issue with what was said, don't help anyone..
The funny part about marty is he wore so many layers to cover up that he was buff AF, They wanted him to look like a little guy.
"Experienced CinemaSins writers miss (or deliberately ignore, to rack up sins) the clearly shown mechanism smashing a previously filled vial of red liquid that has no relation to the victims actually making the blood outline on the underground representations. Almost like it's part of some sort of ritual. What did you think, some tech is waiting at the bottom of the chasm to drain Thor's blood?"
Why does the blood outline actually fill with some kind of blood, then? Why doesn't it just... shine in acknowledgement that blood was spilled, or something? Is blood really needed at all, or did they decide to hook up some red food coloring to their blood outline thing for dramatic effect?
So a glass vile full of blood is broken above the altar after the appropriate offering had been killed. From that we can infer that this part of the ritual is necessary to indicate that their deaths were an intentional sacrifice to the gods and not an accident.
If we go one step further, maybe the blood ville were collected from their respective victims at a prior moment, presumable a medical exam. Either that or there is no need for the blood to belong to the person who just got killed.
Also, there is an earthquake when they offer blood to the stoner when he was still alive.
peter millions Thank you! Even I noticed that the first time I watched the movie. I like to think it's pig's blood a la Carrie 😈
Yeah, pretty sure they have actual blood on hand (hard to say whether from the victims or just random blood) in order to appease the Old Gods. The Old Gods want blood, that's all really. That's why they still react when Marty isn't really dead. They got their blood and they surely heard from this agency that Marty was dead, so they were pleased. I don't think they are intended to be omniscient, so they wouldn't know that he was actually still alive.
I think it was the opposite, Mystic. They rumbled when they smashed the Marty vial because Marty wasn't really dead. They completed his part of the ritual prematurely, angering the Old Gods.
funny fact, Marty was in the best shape of the cast so he kept baggy shit on to cover it.
and that coffee bong is super awesome
really? he was such a likeable guy lol
Drew The Legend *'fran kranz body' Google images*.......Oooooh
Drew The Legend He's kinda look like the life version of Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
Drew The Legend my sister has a coffee bong lol
Muggly X oh yeah? I wanna get one
I know I’m late but Curt isn’t the only one affected by the gas, Holden breaths in deeply and says “Yeah, he’s right”
Btw love this fuckin movie!!!!
I think the funniest part is that Marty's actor had to wear so many layers of clothing because he was jacked, more buff than Hemsworth, but he's playing the stoner so they had to cover him up
If that was the case they definitely should've had him take off his ripped shirt at some point to subvert expectations even more
"Are you afraid of unicorns?! YOU WILL BE!!" Had me dying 😂😂😂
SAME!!! XD
why was that a sin though
Unicorn's are assholes.
John Hall bad puns are a sin (even though it had me laughing)
excludedkratos Mabel knows
Favorite sin: there better not be another infinity stone in there
Yeah I got a serious laugh out of that one. lol
hahaha same
The story about Marty wearing all the clothing layers is based on the fact that the actor was hired to play a shiftless stoner but he is actually jacked and they were forced to hide this fact in order to make him fit the character profile and keep him in the movie. Pretty cool if you ask me. Edit: Had to fix a typo.
I’m so mad he didn’t include the merman death scene😔✌️best part of the movie. Also, he didn’t show the end part with the hand coming out to destroy everyone!
Only thing I hated about the movie was the ending so I felt the need to share what I thought the proper ending should've been.
The proper ending:
Dana is actually killed by the werewolf (HOW'D SHE SURVIVE GETTING MAULED??) With the Director now chastising Marty for being selfish and telling him the world would end in less than a minute. As the seconds tick away, both are amazed to find nothing happens. The Director then realizes that Marty was the true Virgin and Dana, the fool(she foolishly read the passage to set the zombies on them in the first place). Now they are left together to escape the facility filled with monsters as the credits roll.
Chris Stark Love it
I'd just have loved if a L4D Witch came in and they all collectively whisper 'Fuck' at the same time and run like hell
you made me wipe my screen dammit
I love your idea for the ending! LOL!
And the ritual is still successful because the virgin (Marty) outlasted her.
*real eagle would sniff out the danger and avoid it*
Dude, have you SEEN bird around glass windows?
I've seen hawks with a 5 foot wingspan slam into windows.
Have you ever seen a bird break its neck because it didn't see a window? What "danger?" The bird didn't see it. Simple.
maybe a window is not the same thing as an electro-magnetic field or whatever else that was and surely it was emitting something detectable by a bird. Compared to a window, that can be completely invisible to a nut-sized brain. So there are ways that a bird could detect that and also there are way for a bird to completely miss it.
@@crocodiluQ2 It has nothing to do with the brain size. In fact, birds generally have way better eyesight than us.
Slamming into windows happens because of unfamiliarity with man-made objects, just like some people happen to slam into glass door when they don't expect them to be there.
@@crocodiluQ2 what exactly is it you think such a device would "emit" that would be detectable by a bird?
10:49 - That footage of _"Stockholm"_ is actually from the end of *Dante's Peak*
"Please enjoy the music while the camera follows this girls ass through the cabin"
That line killed me and had me laughing for 5 minutes straight
But again, CS miss the point.
Do you always exaggerate highly
To which I ask, "What ass?"
Wait, really no mention to the merman scene?
Trithis At least it's not a sin
Hasan Ahmed he should have showed it and removed a sin
Surely it should be though - character makes "I've never seen/will never see" statement, we instantly know they will either see or be killed by that very thing.
seriously, I was waiting for it.
it was fantastic
The real question is "who the hell is Kevin"?!
Darkeith Lofton or the angry molesting tree
That's a reference to Evil Dead 2 :D
Ooohhh ok
Darkeith Lofton I think it's the Kevin from Sin City
Darkeith Lofton , my guess is "Kevin" is there version of Jason.
“Angry molesting tree” is also an evil dead reference. Also the trap door in the cabin
The cabin in the woods is most certainly one of the smartest movies in existence. It's basically the scream franchise,but with a much more fresh,updated,and complex story that knows how to catchyour attention. I really love it's cast and the way it makes fun of its tropes and cliches unbeknownst that the whole film means so much more than it actually is. It is most certainly one of the biggest representations of all horror films.
Lmao
While I agree on the second part of the sin, I have to disagree with the first. Birds, even majestic Bald Eagles, will fly into clear barriers. Because, you know, they don't smell like anything. Windows have killed millions of birds. It's sort of a thing.
If you can be nitpicky, so can I.
JazzyNym BUT… if it was electromagnetic, they would have sensed it.
Birds can't see glass. but I have no idea if this would count as glass. Honestly, we have no idea if the bird would have been able to spot this or not.
Muzic Loverr why and how?! sharks can detect EM, but not birds to my knowledge. they fly into power lines ffs.
this is actually a really good point. most birds are remarkably adept at detecting electromagnetic fields. but maybe i'm overanalyzing. i love this movie, because i can only point out small flaws in it rather than gaping plot holes.
yeah, like sharks, they sense electricity. They have to in the sky.
the Japanese don't use the same archetypes as the Americans because they explain that "every culture is different", that's why a lot of Japanese horror involves schoolgirls.... probably.
Japan just has weird horror movies.
I love Japanese horror movies because there's often a "You can defeat the monster/demon/ghost/etc. some way, but you need to solve the mystery or discover its origin story to do so!" theme that makes the movies more exciting and fulfilling than simply, "Roar, monster! Kill it, don't die! Oops, you died. The end!" that many American movies tend to follow.
Yes, that was the whole point of the different countries, the different horror movie cliches they use. I can't believe that went over Jeremy's head.
See, this is how much I love this channel. Every time you ask a question, I find myself answering, "Why do you ask me this like I know?"
When you said, "And when the hell do we get to David S. Pumpkins?" ..... I felt that
The whole bit about japan & America having different rules was addressed but the scene was deleted for the final cut.
The short story is the horror ritual is region specific, so America has a bunch of zombies, torture demons & demented warped fairy tails & always involves the movie clichés of teens, nude scenes & the virgin either surviving or being last to die. In Japan the horror stories are more often involving children, hauntings, ghosts & rituals.
Basically the gods are picky eaters and want their ritual sacrifices to follow the area specific rules, kind of like how super rich people want their Chinese food to actually come from china.
You wouldn't want your Chinese food to come from China. The ones from Taiwan and HK should be safe, though. Anyway, is there a place to watch the uncut version?
i always thought this, but thought that that's just hte way easch location "worked it out"...like america does nude scenes and teens because thats what they ended up doing that worked, it's a culural thing but because each location worked out the ritual in a way that makes sense to THEM (like, japan didn't do nudity and teens cuz that's not what they thought to try first).
Damn this pretty much sums up ever single GOD-DAMN horror movie ever
Kaiju... 'Nough said!
Fairy tales*
After working out the kinks of the original movie (e.g. everyone dies at the end..) this has the premise for a great tv series.
Despite the gore, I would LOVE to see how each summoned creature would go about killing the groups and /eventually/ having the compound be raided as a final, dramatic end.
How can a producer show the viewers all those badass monsters and not expect us to want more?
Lyssa Driscoll ikr ever since the movie came out i was like wtf i want to see that monster kill people. oh wtf look at that one. there were so many choices
You may enjoy poking around the universe and lore of SCP then. There's tons of material to go through and it's not unlike the last part of this movie.
Agreed. I love supernatural creature lore, and it's interesting to see how each movie or show takes it, this would be something I'd look forward to if they made this into a TV show.
If they make a TV show, it should be based on the facility and their annual attempts. Some they get, some they f*** up. And of course, a different monster every episode.
Lyssa Driscoll
I was interested in the guy with plastic bags. That was fucking funny.
14:47
Are you afraid of unicorns?
YOU WILL BE
If you watch this movie in the position that we, the Audience are the ancient ones... this movie is brilliant!
That's because that's the point the movie is trying to make. The ancient ones indeed is the audience, the cabin is the horror movie, the facility is Hollywood. the reason why Sigourney Weaver said that it doesn't matter for the Ancient Ones if Dana is a virgin, as long as acts like The Virgin, is because it's like that in real life! You don't care about the actor's life, you care about the character they play!
Is it just me or can anyone else sense teh Scooby Doo vibe here? Blonde is Daphne, Red is Welma, Thor is Fred, Stoner is Shaggy and the other guy Scooby :D They even have a van :D
Scooby Doo Cabin in the Woods.
*Velma
“Thor”
If the stoner was shaggy the ancient ones never would've came back up out of fear.
Damn this is such a good observation lol
A lot of this doesn't factor in the very obvious symbolism, in that most everything is in reference to the horror genre as a whole.
Also, the blood isn't coming from the campground. It's very blatantly shown that a vial of their blood has already been secretly collected and broken over the bowl that pours it into that ancient carving.
Yeah, I don't know why CinemaSins thinks the blood comes from the victims themselves while they are dying.
am i the only one getting the painfully obvious Cthulhu mythos references???
"The blood of the fallen flows ever downward from these tightened spires."
WFDolphinPilot iA
that is so fucking true
"They'll never pull over a man with a giant bong in his car"
Cinema sins: Well not if he's white
This aged well
Trust me... they will...
That's basically what I thought when he said that,too.The filmmakers should have had one of the other friends say that.
No matter what happen. This is the one of best movie that I Ever watched. The Movie where has a Random numbers of Monsters.
you noticed deadites from evil dead but not the angry molesting tree? dropping the ball man.
Sophie Talia don't forget Kevin
Sophie Talia I was just about to comment on the same thing 😂
What movies are the angry molesting tree and kevin from?
Angry Molesting Tree is from Evil Dead 2
I suspect Kevin is from Home Alone
I honestly watch cinema sins to watch a movie i've never seen before in 17mins or less.
Edit: Thanks for the likes everybody!
OutOfSkool TV That's actually a really good idea xD
except they skip too much of it, like how the skipt the part where a vial of blood is broken by the machine to fill the drawing lines and though the blood came from the people killed? **ding**
You'd be doing yourself a favor by actually watching this one. You've totally spolied it now though. Bad idea imo
Same here. Thought it was a generic 08/15 Horror movie that I wouldnt see anyway. Now i wanna see it xD
I'm not really into gore and horror so this is an easy way to watch a genre i'd never watch
"I don't think Curt even has a cousin" 5 sins off
I promise to watch Every Cinema Sins video right to the end from now on, funny as hell
They have four layers on Marty because he's supposed to look like a scrawny, nerdy stoner - except the dude is fuckin' ripped. Like as ripped as Hot Chocolate and Thor.
Or Shaggy from Scooby Doo
BlindTruths ghxjx
I'm surprised Cinemasins doesn't realize that we the audience are the gods, that's why we demand nude scenes here in america and for an R rating otherwise the movie sucks. Its different for Japanese horror films because they have their own style and has different ways of doing things. So the audience are referred to as gods.
Sesshomaru: usually cinema sins takes movies for their literal meaning, and not their deeper meaning, even though they know what it's supposed to mean. In the description it says that they love this movie.
+Sesshomaru even Robot Chicken got it right
Yeah, I thought the audience analogy was pretty blatant but I guess not for everyone. Very well said.
Yeah. The scientists did everything except wink at the camera. Couldn't have been any more blatant.
If you're gonna apply this logic you'd have to take a shitton of sin away because this movie is a parody and almost all the actual sins were intentional.
*ALSO ALSO ALSO:*
*THIS IS BASICALLY SCP*
XxUniLizzyxX XxUniLizzyxX // It‘s basically the Truman Show with more blood.
this is SCP is the true 001 is "the Database"
Well,,,,
@@vincentsantangelo3920 so I searched SCP on Google and got this www.scp-wiki.net/ is this the same scp SCP we're talking about?
@@chochinhernandez23 Correct
I was laughing like hell on that frog scene with the school girls. What an epic sequence 😂
Cinema sins: how the hell us that stoner still moving. Also cinema sins : how did this old lady overpower this young strong healthy man?!
Right?!!
That's one sin.
Welcome to cinemasins. The channel is full of lies, hypocrasy and general idiocy masquerading as comedy.
Marty has already killed a security guard in the elevator. By in movie logic, he should have no issues with an older lady.
Because the old lady is played by Sigourney Weaver
why was one of the monster choices just KEVIN
joshua marti from what I know Kevin is your average looking guy, but is a super fucked up killer. Some have speculated that it is or based on the Kevin character from Sin City
Home Alone is a horror movie I assure you.
joshua marti well you can't go and name a T-Rex Dave now
Kevin 11?
Kevin Hart......... He kills with his comedy
"David pumpkins" 😂😂 you slid that one in bro. Your throwback references are always on point
Oh the blood isn't from the people the blood is just there, I don't know what sense that makes but that is the best answer there is
I think the blood is theirs alright, only they collected it earlier. They only break the vials on the stones when someone dies.
It's more effective than retrieving the bodies to get the blood on the sacrificial circle.
Have you done Austin Powers?
Wait, can you do Austin Powers?
YOU SHOULD DO AUSTIN POWERS!!!
Mark M yeah
He doesn't really do comedy movies.
This. I need to see them sin this.
Please, give this dude more comments & thumbs!
Good luck, dude. I've been barking up that tree for them to do Buckaroo Banzai for years now, to no avail.
Yeah baby!
I never expected to like this movie as much as I did
Right?! I thought it was some crap horror, but decided to give it a go.
Then it turned into "It's a reality game for these people" and I got excited!
I thought this movie was spooky hehehehehe I actually spilled my spaghetti watching it, knew I should have stuck to popcorn hehehe
mom's spaghetti?
Considering it's a Joss Whedon movie, I knew right away I'd like it. Sure, he didn't direct it, but Drew Goddard did, who was a staple in Joss's Buffy/Angel crew, and they both wrote it.
Arno goes Onlinudetgyhhh
“The cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car “ yeah sure not when he’s white😂😂😂
Veronica Marèah shut up
I can’t tell if this a satirical joke or your actually serious
You know the Cinematic signs dude is the one who said it right? She was just repeating it
That bong cup was firer lol I need that
The “Angry Molesting Tree” is also a evil dead reference
Kidd F1re And Poltergeist
@@Superrobotmama The one in Poltergeist wasn't quite as rapey as the one from Evil Dead.
Hentai Surprise True!
Hentai Surprise well you would know right 😂
Thank you I thought no one was going to point that out
Co director: how many Easter eggs do you want in this film
Director: yes
Cabin in the woods is the scp movie we needed
YAS!
Fun fact: SCP-173 is in the background during a scene
@@VentingPoem which one?
@@pirs_d_vejl during that scene in the boxes you can see the facial pattern of scp 173 however searching it online is easier
Love that you referenced "Sneakers" ( with Ben Kingsley doing a surprisingly terrible American accent: "Maaahty"). Hahaha 😂
CinemaSins: Showing us the fence now is dumb.
CinemaSins, following their own advice: There was no evidence of this fence, it's just there to kill Hemsworth.
Yep. If you imagine the movie without that earlier eagle scene, the Hemsworth scene would've risked being a jump-the-shark moment. Even in a film as balls-out crazy as this, an invisible sci-fi force-fence is a pretty big pill to swallow, maybe because it's implied to be human tech rather than supernatural like everything else. They made the right choice imo to set up the fence early and move swiftly along.
Sure, if you're paying attention, it means you totally know what's going to happen to Hemsworth, but the "Don't do it, bro!" anticipation arguably works better than going for a big WTF moment that would end up feeling like a cheap trick on the audience precisely because it hadn't been set up previously.
You sort of have to set things up in movies, show that it's a thing, establish the rules, otherwise audiences feel like the film cheated and there are no stakes because it's anything-can-happen time. If there's a problem, it's that the set-up isn't very subtle. It feels like a scene-extension added in post to paper over a problem. Maybe test audiences complained there was no set-up?
Besides, anyone who forgot the eagle scene still got their surprise :)
@@blatherskite3009 in other words, you have to make movies for people who don't watch movies. Anyone that's seen a movie before knew that force field was going to fuck with people later.
The mistake the movie made was drawing far too much attention to it. It basically went, "Hey, look at this. Remember this."
@@blatherskite3009 I absolutely agree. This is a good instance of dramatic irony. The character doesn't know he's about to die, but those who paid attention already know what will happen. It is actually quite comedic seeing all the build-up for his motorcycle jump just to have known that he will get blocked by the fence.
Totally agree. With no set up, that would be death by ex-Fence-ika.
@@mangopop6217 That's the problem, it's not for people who 'paid attention'. It was for everyone who happened to be near the screen of the movie playing with how much of an unsubtle way they drew attention to it.
How did you skip the merman scene near the end it was hilarious
(Late reply) I know right? Should have at least taken three sins off
Also did anyone notice at 5:44 Is that Kevin the cannibal from Sin City?? Nobody put money on him either lol!!
Lol! This is the only reason I went to the comment section!! That was the best part
Because they're listing sins, not comedy gold.
Robert Alter true, but its definitely worth a sin removal
It better not be another infinity stone! That floored me. Love to fall asleep by listening to Cinema Sims only sometimes I can’t quit laughing...
God bless you man. 💕 Thanks for the video. 👍
2:40 Bullshit, birds smash their heads against my windows and kill themselves all the time.
Negative Zero XD
Everything Wrong with The Bee Movie.
I see your Bee Movie and raise you a Doctor Strange.
Haplo2020 I see your Doctor Strange and raise you one Rogue One and one Split
Well shit. The only things I can think of to call are Logan and Da best of da best Movies "Who Killed Captain Alex"
_AK_ bee movie is perfect
_AK_ Everything wrong with the bee movie, but every time it's sinned, it gets faster.
When I had watched this movie for the first time, I had absolutely no idea wtf was going on, I had never seen a trailer for it, and everything I saw just surprised the hell out of me
Aw i was waiting for the mermaid scene! It honestly made me laugh and then i felt bad lol
Everyone complains about the button that releases all the monsters. You know what? If MY black ops site/Ancient God Shrine was compromised somehow, and there was no way to get it back, guess what button I'd push?
Of course, because it's not like you can set up a bomb with high-powered explosives in such a way that it converts all the energy into one massive explosion to look like an accident.
Yeah, but where is the fun in that?
"Release the hounds." In Mr. Burns's voice.
PULL THE LEVER KRONK....flips monster switch*....WROOOOOONNNNNGGGGG LEVER...SPLAT*
Fuck that noise. Monsters unleashed.
15 sins for you calling that a twerk dance.
Lol
Valid
590 sins because I don’t like you
you right. twerking isn't sexy. that was even with no ass.
Think you can do it better? Dm me proof
6:41 im pretty sure the conditions are different for japan
I watched this because of this video. Much more enjoyable. Thanks again 🙃
I like to imagine that this movie takes place in the Buffy-verse, and the organization running all this is a branch of Woflram & Hart.
This just made it 1000% better!
Considering all Whedon's stuff (minus Marvel at this point) takes place in the same universe I'd say that's a fair assumption. I came to the same one.
Synchronizor yesss that's the vibe I got
Apparently it was originally supposed to exist in the Left 4 Dead universe, but Valve was scared of video game movies so they refused the tie-in. You can even see the Boomer and Witch in the scene with all the monster cages.
Synchronizor After Hours on Cracked said the same thing
Japan has different legend structure, so does not need the jock, virgin, fool, etc.
Doesn’t change the fact that they don’t tell us what that structure is to clarify.
Overall I just want to see a sequel
Cabin in the Woods 2: Ghost in the Bathroom
@@EmmaBonn96 they clearly say in the movie that every culture has a different version, so why would they bother to explain their version when the point of the other rituals in the film was only to put pressure on the engineers and raise the stakes when they all failed and it was down to the Americans to stop the ancient ones from rising
@@Fregley_ since it based of movie tropes, it most likely Japanese School Club scenario
@@EmmaBonn96 Cabin in the woods 2: Kevin
@@EmmaBonn96 A sequel to a movie in which the world ends
At one point Dana is zapped by the crowbar she’s carrying, drops it and leaves it. Ditching a useful weapon while being attacked by monsters. Ding.
I learn something every day ..THANKS Jeremy...
One of the best horror comedy movies of all time. I think the mermaid scene should have warranted a sin removal
also this horror movie roasts all the other horror movies. the stupid descions last female surviour, nudes.
also in that horror movie we are the gods. the gods are us
Sadly, the point of this movie went way over many people's heads... Same with Tuck & Dale vs Evil.
+All the Ramen on the Sky Tucker*
Agreed! Especially the way Bradley Whitford says, "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!" It's such a small moment but absolute gold! Or did he say, "Oh, come on!"? It's been awhile...I think I need to watch this movie again!
I don't care what anyone says, this was one of the best horror films I'd seen in a LONG time
deadgirl82 // Same. In fact, I haven’t seen one good one thereafter.
I liked it, but I could have used some more thought out context to the God's needs and this groups relationship to them.
Ironic, since it's about the deconstruction of horror movie troupes, and sometimes poking fun at them xD
Ridiculously, This is one of the most overrated movie I've ever seen too
Read the description of the vid and it says that this is one of cinema sins favorite movies
Marty wore a sh*t tonne of layers because the actor who played him was more ripped than Thor at the time of filming 😂 couldn’t have the geeky stoner looking more buff than Thor
Fun fact.
by watching this channel i find the line between movies i love so much that i enjoy watching them get sinned, and movies i love so much that i HATE watching them get sinned
that unicorn part killed me
Sasuke Uchiha stfu sasuke before i bitch slap u
It killed that guy too
Demon Knight Dean
I know right? I completed it in my head with "...shooting rainbows out of its arse". Both of the are hilarious
Good pun
How are u still alive 😂😂😂
Yesterday I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person. Today, I lost my job as a bus driver...... This world is too cruel for the kind hearted. 😑
lol
ha
Nishit Dua This made me giggle. Thanks!
XxAmberHeartx he is the bus driver. so when he gave up his seat a blind person was driving the bus. that does not go well and as a result he loses his job
The same thing happened to me. (>_
5:49 Note that "Angry Molesting Tree" was an option here. How would the mechanics of that played out? It says "tree," singular, so are the cast expected to line up in front of the same tree for their chance at molestation?
wow I can't even listen to this without the voice of reason after every "sin"
i visited the Universal Studios park and went to the haunted house based on this movie. It was sooooo good and actually scary. they played it like it was after the movie takes place so you get to see all the characters and their deaths all around laid out like easter eggs in a videogame. Like that girls chopped off head and the dude getting eating by the merman. it was awesome!
I wanna see "Angry molesting tree" in action
TheRandyalex Then watch Evil Dead. ;)
TheRandyalex the whomping willow
I think you see it in when all the elevators open, @14:21 on the left, it looks like tree roots grabbing a soldier.
TheRandyalex 14:22 you can see the branches groping that soldiers crotch on the left
Show me whats in da beg!
2:28 very insightful analysis. This is why I watch this channel
"Everything wrong w/ Cabin in the Woods"
The answer is nothing. This is virtually the perfect horror comedy.
So that's it huh, so are we some kind of cabin in the woods?
Aydin Fjeldsted *ding*
"nahh nahhh nahhh.... welcome to the cabin. boo yeah! I've got to get me one of these"
マクドナルドカイル
Your name is McDonald's Kyle.
what kind of creature is "Kevin" supposed to be (just look at the board)? I wasn't in this movie. Also, can you please do EWW Sweeney Todd?
Kevin Yannutz I think it was in the book it was a guy that touches you and drains you of all your blood or something like that
notoedecker5 interesting, sounds like a good book.
"Kevin is a sweet-looking guy who on the surface appears normal, but underneath is a psychotic killer who dismembers people." According to the director.
In the book I think Kevin looked like a normal guy. Like a representation of true psychos
There's a theory that Kevin is supposed to be Elijah Wood's character in Sin City, but no one really knows for sure.
13:27 the moving cells are a reference to the movie Cube where the idea is keeping the rooms moving prevents escape.
IRMacGuyver // It‘s also likely part supernatural.
@@magicmulder I forgot that. Yes the cubes being made of glass is a reference to 13 ghosts.
The David S Pumpkins line killed me!