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I wake up in the late night and get up from the bed to go to the bathroom. Nerd explains: "You're alone in a vulnerable position and your enemies can take you by surprise"
gotta love the thought process though on the whole self amputation thing. "oh no i was bitten i have to amuptate to prevent further infection... i'm going to use this chainsaw i just used to kill several dozen zombies with, not like that would be functionally the same thing as a bite or anything."
i once read somewhere that all you need to get infected is a zombie's dna (or was it saliva). so m a y b e the chainsaw wouldnt work, main character of generic zombie movie
@@justmonika1229 That would depend on the specific fiction. Pretty much nothing about zombies is consistent across all zombie media. Beyond them being cannibalistic murder machines that is. They don't even technically have to be undead to be classified as zombies.
Wanderer: "the nazis are cursed and search their bounty" Me: Finds the bounty Nazi Zombies: Appears Me: (scared) "fuck, well" (offer the bounty at a prudential distance) Nazi Zombies: "Ok, ty" Good Ending
*has flashbacks to the Horus Heresy seeing the Traitor Imperator Class Titan Dies Irae finally go down after several Titans took it on simultaneously during the Siege of Terra*
The way that these zombies move and how hyper violent they are really sets a intense atmosphere. They aren't slow and stupid, they chase you down and pull you apart or stab you 100 times
and yet they can somehow be overpowered by a has been lying on his back. What I really don't get is why they always need to make the antagonists idiots. Why not make protagonists and antagonists smart. Like this it is just a shitshow for dumb people.
So as a Norwegian who grew up with this movie, there are a few things to point out: The girlfriend didn't show up with an axe in her neck, but rather while Martin was fighting zombies, she tapped his shoulder without letting him know she was there verbally first, which caused Martin to swing and subsequently bury his axe in her neck in a rush of adrenaline, making her death totally avoidable. Secondly, most places in Norway where you don't have reception, you can still phone emergency numbers (police, ambulance, firefighters), which they mention early in the movie, but they still should have made that call when they first confronted the zombies. Third, as explored in the sequel (which goes absolutely nuts, and focuses more on comedy/action than horror) the key to ridding the curse is to kill Herzog, as his greed is what brought the zombies back.
Step 1-turn the power on Step 2-find juggernog Step 3-interact with everything you can and if a song starts playing,realise you did the wrong thing Step 4-find signal connection and look up mrroffewafles video Step 5-build the wonder weapons Step 6-open pack a pucnh Step 7-escape
@@damf5488 yeah,but that just doesnt FEEL right,also remember this is in the middle of very deep snow,landing would pretty much be impossible without proper building of a heli pad,maybe thats the easter egg?
Wrong music comes on? Is that in the newer zombie games? What does the wrong music mean besides u did the wrong thing? How does it kno what the right thing
27:00 that scene is important to show that these nazis were NOT zombies. Rather, these undead Nazis were Draugrs. Therefore, it alludes that the undead nazis weren’t killing for shits and giggles, they were just guarding a Burial mound/the treasures of a burial site. E.g.) “last survivor” ends up being killed after the student realizes he still had one of the Draugrs gold coins. He prob still would have died due to disturbing the burial site.
Imagine your in a cabin in the snowy mountains with your feet up all cozy sipping coffee with the Fireplace ablaze and then the Black Ops zombies theme starts playing 😂
It's actually quite common to become disoriented when caught in an avalanche. With your body tightly wedged in snow it becomes much harder for your proprioception sense to determine where your weight is pushing. People are also very likely to have injuries, including head trauma, throwing the body into shock and further limiting our ability to determine our spatial awareness.
"If you vacationed in a snowy mountain cabin and nazi zombies tried to kill you, what would you do?" I think this is the second time this sentence has ever been uttered
“Ooh Dempsey I think I can see your house from here! It’s on fire!” “That’s stripper must’ve taken my money!” “I am possessed by the power of the emperor!” “Hey player! Drop the chips and get me some ammo!”
Herzog does have a pretty badass voice. Also he yelled "aufstehen" which doesn't directly mean arise but more "get up" , which I would have found much more gallows humor in.
If you want to summon the police in snowy Norwegian mountains, just tell them someone's riding a snowmobile without a permit. They'll have a helicopter in the air before you're done talking.
Mistake 1: gambling on the mystery box, they should've simply got the reliable Trench Gun rather than wasting their points on the box, didn't they know that there aren't even any wonder weapons on that map?
2:33 actually this is quite common, when humans get to cold in a snowy environment we have a natural survival instinct just to dig down to get sheltered from the snow
It's actually surprisingly common for someone stuck in an avalanche to lose their sence of direction. I don't know about digging in the wrong direction for that long but it is apparently very disorientating
Well when you get caught your dragged down with the snow until it stops moving. Your spinning and hitting your head and most likely going to break a couple bones. It’s extremely easy to lose your sense of direction and your not really thinking straight.
Not getting bitten or clawed is still a good idea even if it is a curse. Without antibiotics a bite or scratch from an undead like that would still easily lead to a lethal infection and even sepsis. And I imagine that blood would also be heavily contaminated XD.
Blood loss is also a danger I don’t know the exact percentage you need to lose before you black out but you would be disoriented from losing blood like that
@@flashroyal9933 It's definitely enough to go into hypovolemia then shock, since there's a significant loss in blood, blood pressure drops dangerously low thus your body can't adequately perfuse tissues and organs. Organs and tissues not receiving enough oxygen, also leads to MODS (widespread organ failure) from ischemia and tissue necrosis.
Very good observation bro, human bites are FILLED with bacteria and viruses, leading to potentially harmful infections. Human bites are arguably worse than animal bites, let alone bites from undead humans. I've heard of human bites leading to cellulitis and necrotizing fasciitis and other dangerous infections of bone, tendons and fascia, that can obviously also lead to sepsis and septic shock. Coupled with hypovolemia from extensive blood loss, you could very much become septic and further throw you into shock. Just google what kind of pathogens can be in human bites, things ranging from group A strept, tetanus, blood born pathogens (hep, HIV), to syphilis and herpes. Can't stress enough how deadly human bites are
Well, it would be easy to remember, cause the main idea being, like, you know, DON'T GO SOMEWHERE THERE YOU CAN'T CALL THE POLICE... Don't fight undead zombies... Don't kill anybody for fun... It's, like, easiest things in my life, ya know
@@ivanrobinst7538 So ur saying its basic knowledge and I do agree with that but most people forget when in a stressful situation while others do better
This is so much better than watching a movie, It reminds me of older times when i used to watch movies with friends or my brother. There was always 1 or 2 who would criticize or comment on stuff, I really love this channel...
That would have been quite a show, had one of the characters been a grand-son or great-grand-son of one of the undead SS or Heer soldiers. And met each others and realised they were actually related.
Dead snow 2 is pretty good. SPOILER(ish) They end up raising some russian zombies to fight the nazi zombies. Also I think the second one is hella funnier.
Yeah that might work but you should also know Deutch to talk and ask then why and tell them that (if they told you in this case medalions) you didn't mean to and that you'll give them back
25:12 I can't believe you didn't bring up the eternal sin of "Don't tap someone on the shoulder who is hacking at zombies." Roy was berserking and axed her because she though that hitting him from his blind spot was a genius move.
@@wentaoguan Not sure why? Raid isn't even as good of a game as they make people say it is if people don't wanna hear about Raid: Shadow Legends the "hit" mobile game for the 500th time then they're allowed to skip it.
Step 1: get explosives of some sorts (professional or homemade) Step 2: strap multiple explosives to self Step 3: locate zombie hoard Step 4: go out with a bang and take as many zombies as you can with you
@@no-wc9ln better yet, depending on the zombie, if their slow and stupid, cut off their jaw so they can’t bite you. Next stuff it full of anything explosive and thread a fuse through it somewhere. Light it and use some bait to send it into somewhere. You have now just invented the kamikaze zombie. Congrats
I mean i doubt that they would be Drinking milk or water so just wait a couple weeks and 99% would dye frim thirst and the 1% left would be incredibly weak from not drinking milk or having a balanced diet
@@hotfocaccia6070 ikr i dont understand why everyone thinks a zombie apocalypse would last longer than a month tops its the clean up that would be a bitch
Don't underestimate desorientation in extreme conditions. It happens way more often than one could hope. Divers can lose track of where is up and where is down, people who freeze to death can think that it's too hot. Losing orientation in deep snow is no that impossible.
“Nothing good ever comes from using an outhouse at night in the dark freezing woods” brain: immediately thinking about piss freezing mid flight as worst case scenario
Ok so I did some research, the blood libel never happened, and if it did happen it was only a few, and if it was a majority, no one died, and if they did die the victims enjoyed it.
Roy actually jabs the axe into Hannas neck because she came up behind him and tapped on his shoulder, him just having frenzied a zombie and as you said was probably extremely tired thought it was another zombie.
This is so easy, just go to the attic or basement with some paint find a box and draw a question mark symbol and get some money and then pray for a raygun.
Seems like Hollywood thinks that every vacation in any cabin in any forest will end in a mass slaughter. It really feels like At least 1/3 of horror movies take place in a shack in a snowy wood.
19:25 If that really was his carotid artery that got severed, he'd've bled out in less than a minute. My guess is that he figured it'd be best to close up a wound that left such a vital artery more exposed rather than just let it bleed.
To show respect to these marvelous lines I would always go get ammo if I'm playing dempsey and he says that, too bad I'm lazy and never feel like round 100 or more :|
dude, i remember being like 10 years old watching clips of this movie on youtube bc of how big of a fan i was of call of duty waw. i'd search everything nazi zombies and came across dead snow lmaoooo. u unlocked a crazy memory i had
Hey nerd can you do a how to survive “The descent” it’s a pretty good horror movie, would be a fun watch IMO *Edit* alright guys I know I was hella stoned, and yes the descent was a decent film 😂
@@Michael-hw2mp are you telling me that there are a lot of other people who see a couch thats not up against a wall and think it would make it easy for people to sneak up on you
This movie and one of the Y8 games “the last stand” are what made me scared of zombies when I was younger. Zombie land showed me zombies are small fries and made me like zombie movies. Good times.
@@nanach6276 yeah but honestly speaking, kinda amazing how they made zombies that could run and climb less threatening than zombies in the walking dead.
The reason his phone worked when he called the police was because no matter how far away you are if you use a emergency contact it will go through any kind of reception even very little.
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no please, have mercyy
NOT RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
IT 1 or 2
World war Z
Get out or alive
Honestly at this point I feel like stepping outside will be titled as my first mistake
Naaah, that's too late, the first mistake is being born
@@andrea__bernardi naw naw to late the first mistake if your parents being born
Being born or breathing is people their first mistake in movies like these lol
Nah nah that’s waaaay too late...The actual mistake is your parents parents being born
Nah y'all are infinitely late, the real first mistake is God existing. Why? God = creates humans = first mistake
People who've played Call of Duty Zombies: I've been training my whole life for this
I was gonna say the same thing lmao
Hamburger
Speacialy if you have played call of duty world at war zombies
My time it has come
ok
I wake up in the late night and get up from the bed to go to the bathroom.
Nerd explains: "You're alone in a vulnerable position and your enemies can take you by surprise"
Practice going in the dark. That way you never have to give away your position by turning off the lights.
Practice not peeing ever that way you never are vunereble because you have to pee
I know it we need homies to help in bathroom
You need to use the buddy system. And maybe reconsider using the toilet incase any aliens are in it
practice not to live that way aliens cant kill you
I refuse to believe that RAID is only two years old, it feels like I've been hearing their sponsorships for at least five years lmao.
Same
U ripped that off from werewolf bork bork nom nom. He and her looking like were borks
@@fatnfurious4370 so raid is like EA but worse
@@fatnfurious4370 holy cow that's not a cash grab anymore that's a fricking heist
Wait 2 year tf
Nazi zombies: *exist*
My years of COD Zombie training: "MY TIME TO SHINE BABY"
Don’t be fould, it is not that easy
@@themaybay1288 fooled* and its a joke small one
@@calebkennedy771 THE BLOOD....... THE BEAUTIFUL BLOOD
@@calebkennedy771 thx for correcting me and ik it was a joke
Lol this is mostly true if youre a COD fan
Nazi zombies sound like the most ridiculous thing, but while watching the movie, it started getting weirdly scary...
have u not played cod zombies
If not then boy, do M and I have something to tell you!
Well yeah I'd be terrified if a bunch of trained soldiers that almost took over the entirety of Europe crawl out of their graves for revenge
And nostalgic
Watch Overlord. It's a WW2 themed Nazi zombie shit.
When you and the boys are chillin in a cabin then you hear "Wave one".
Then u see green lights then MAX AMMO!
Imagine dominating the fight with only a pair of trench knives.
ROUND ONE!
FIGHT!!!
I will spam R3
Me and the boys would get to wave 200 then die lol
gotta love the thought process though on the whole self amputation thing.
"oh no i was bitten i have to amuptate to prevent further infection... i'm going to use this chainsaw i just used to kill several dozen zombies with, not like that would be functionally the same thing as a bite or anything."
i once read somewhere that all you need to get infected is a zombie's dna (or was it saliva). so m a y b e the chainsaw wouldnt work, main character of generic zombie movie
It was so he could have the zombie arm in the sequel
@@justmonika1229 That would depend on the specific fiction.
Pretty much nothing about zombies is consistent across all zombie media.
Beyond them being cannibalistic murder machines that is. They don't even technically have to be undead to be classified as zombies.
Love the one zombie getting pissed at him for using a hammer and sickle.
That was probably the best part, aside from that from what I saw this was painful to watch. So many dumb desicions.
@@thethirdsicily4802 agreed
Watch the sequel.. Probably one of the best zombie movies ever made.. Up there with shaun of the dead
@@mullaoslo when was that
@@dr1xus974 20..14 I think.. The American title is dead snow red vs dead.. Martin Starr from freaks and geeks is in it
awkward moment where you are camping and you hear
*"Fetch me their souls"*
*Sigh* Alright, you all know the drill. Don't grab the Max Ammo until everyone reloads.
*intensified zombie scream*
Ah, nothing better than a Thunder Gun against a full horde.
@@FGj-xj7rd hmm I think the "Wonder Waffle" does a better job, especially once pack-a-punched.
@@kabob0077 or the bomb before it starts flashing.
Wanderer: "the nazis are cursed and search their bounty"
Me: Finds the bounty
Nazi Zombies: Appears
Me: (scared) "fuck, well" (offer the bounty at a prudential distance)
Nazi Zombies: "Ok, ty"
Good Ending
What a story 😔 I did the same and he said: “Damn not only you looked for me but you didn’t bring any friends” I went: 😀
666 like
They might be nazis but maybe you can make some friends or you can always tell there relatives what happened
*Hires the Russian Army the next day
@@AureliusLaurentius1099 "Into the German Nazis The soviet army marched"
The old man's death is literally "Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions."
“I’ve never heard of Nazi vampires”.
*The Hellsing organization would like to know your location.*
Well, can't get any worse than that...
*enters Nazi werewolf*
@@lexleighanthonylatorre4786 oh you mean that one Fables comic?
@@lexleighanthonylatorre4786 ready to anchuss poland
@@lexleighanthonylatorre4786 makes me think of the abridged parody lol
Good one
Imagine you’re killing these guys then all a sudden
“FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!”
Hey free ammo
@@pizzaisthebest9172 reach for vodka tonight
LMAO
Dont worry im throwing evrything im using to get it re-filled with more ammo
Pistol and AK-47 loaded alongside With Grenades
"If you Vacationed in a snowy mountain cabin and Nazi zomies try to kill you"
Thats a pretty big "if"
happens to me more often than i'd like to admit
@@beccacatherine1143 don’t you hate it when nazi zombies come back from the dead for the smoke 🙄
@@spider-man8186 just act like it a nazi to and your done
The way he said Einsatzkommando😂
When
23:50 the hammer and sickle and the Nazis reaction to it has me rolling
i wonder if you held up a giant star of david if theyd burst into flames like vampires hahaha.
When the one guy used the hammer and sickle to make the Soviet symbol and the Nazi yelled at him, I almost died laughing.
@@AlexTonar It really isn't. I didn't even read the comments. If it is copied, not my fault.
Yeah it is your fault
@@coxwag Not really. I didn't read the comments, so I didn't know the joke had already been made.
@@Kameranium its all your fault and you’re a terrible person
@@Kameranium it's your fault that JFK was kill
when one of the guys was holding a hammer and sickle and the zombie yelled at him, I think I broke a rib laughing
This is totally the comment im looking for😂😂
Straight flexing on the zombies, that was such a power move and I love it, even if the zombies would gang up on you afterwards
Is this a game? Or a movie
Whats that timestamp
P a t h e t i c i lost my sanity by laughter for a few minutes. (Jk =>)
When you're just chilling in Norway when you hear the World at War soundtrack and the windows suddenly allow you to magically board them up: 👁👄👁
the nazi's were never in norway....
@@abnormalgamez3527 We're not here for a history lesson.
@Abnormal gameZ Hope you were drunk when you made this
@@abnormalgamez3527 Correction the nazis weren't in sweden.They occupied all of Norway ya idiot.
@@kristofferjakobsen8337 The janitor will be provided with chalk to draw outlines of various firearms on the walls.
17:15 even if I didnt know there were zombies I'd still take that MP-40 as a souvenir, tf was he thinking not taking it
At the very least its a cool trophy, why would you not take it lol
"I've never heard of Nazi Vampires"
Hellsing and Dies irae would like a word with you.
One l in Helsing
@@pastacat69 not Hellsing Ultimate or the original lol
I knew somebody would beat me to this
@@liquidsleepgames3661 "No. That would be retarded."
"I heard the Motley Crue with mah vampiah hearin."
*has flashbacks to the Horus Heresy seeing the Traitor Imperator Class Titan Dies Irae finally go down after several Titans took it on simultaneously during the Siege of Terra*
" I honestly never thought i’d have a job which entailed helping Nazi zombies kill innocent civilians."
"Dreams really do come true."
😂😂
or just, Nazis being Nazis.
@Bruh Moment Everything
Could be fun
@Bruh Moment literally everything
said by every world war 2 zombies Developer😂
The way that these zombies move and how hyper violent they are really sets a intense atmosphere. They aren't slow and stupid, they chase you down and pull you apart or stab you 100 times
and yet they can somehow be overpowered by a has been lying on his back. What I really don't get is why they always need to make the antagonists idiots. Why not make protagonists and antagonists smart. Like this it is just a shitshow for dumb people.
@@cauchyschwarz3295 It's the shock value, with all the blood, gore and extremely brutal deaths.. people are looking for that instead of a good story
Imagine seeing a nazi zombie and hearing him say "HANZ, SCHTART ZE PANZER"
I would print an art degree
As a German I can't even read what you wrote there lmao
@@keno9636 hanz, start the panzer. Its not even remotely hard to read
@@therealdiplotator In German it is "Starte den Panzer". Schtart really didn't didn't sound like start xD
@@keno9636 haha same XD
"Not a peeping Tom, but a peeping undead Nazi SS Paramilitary death squad soldier."
*Noice* 👉😎👉
Lmao
I thought he was going to say "not a peeping Tom but a peeing Jerry" because of what they were called
Plus, he's correct since the name Tom can be German.
@@JohnJacksonJohnson Tom is for americans and british Jerry is for german. that is why the show is called “Tom and Jerry”
@@Ace11946 wait...
So as a Norwegian who grew up with this movie, there are a few things to point out: The girlfriend didn't show up with an axe in her neck, but rather while Martin was fighting zombies, she tapped his shoulder without letting him know she was there verbally first, which caused Martin to swing and subsequently bury his axe in her neck in a rush of adrenaline, making her death totally avoidable. Secondly, most places in Norway where you don't have reception, you can still phone emergency numbers (police, ambulance, firefighters), which they mention early in the movie, but they still should have made that call when they first confronted the zombies. Third, as explored in the sequel (which goes absolutely nuts, and focuses more on comedy/action than horror) the key to ridding the curse is to kill Herzog, as his greed is what brought the zombies back.
Thank you for me detailed explanation
The dumbass girl tapping his shoulder without calling his name has always really annoyed me. Who would do that?
Have you ever fought some Nazi zombies?
@@lowtiergaming301 yes
hei jeg elsker nordmenn
Step 1-turn the power on
Step 2-find juggernog
Step 3-interact with everything you can and if a song starts playing,realise you did the wrong thing
Step 4-find signal connection and look up mrroffewafles video
Step 5-build the wonder weapons
Step 6-open pack a pucnh
Step 7-escape
Or just get good weapons and wait for the exfil on round 10
@@damf5488 yeah,but that just doesnt FEEL right,also remember this is in the middle of very deep snow,landing would pretty much be impossible without proper building of a heli pad,maybe thats the easter egg?
Wrong music comes on? Is that in the newer zombie games? What does the wrong music mean besides u did the wrong thing? How does it kno what the right thing
@@karinnecalistro that makes perfect sense
@@karinnecalistro yeah i think your extrategy is better
27:00 that scene is important to show that these nazis were NOT zombies. Rather, these undead Nazis were Draugrs.
Therefore, it alludes that the undead nazis weren’t killing for shits and giggles, they were just guarding a
Burial mound/the treasures of a burial site.
E.g.) “last survivor” ends up being killed after the student realizes he still had one of the Draugrs gold coins. He prob still would have died due to disturbing the burial site.
Hmmmmmm...
hm
“ends up being killed”
There’s actually Dead Snow 2
He actually didn't die. He's alive in the sequel
Imagine your in a cabin in the snowy mountains with your feet up all cozy sipping coffee with the Fireplace ablaze and then the Black Ops zombies theme starts playing 😂
Gets ready to fight
Then realized your a side character and have no theme song
Hey I'm all good I'll save starting pistol and get Mustang and Sally
*Grabs nearest weapon* Shit, I'm out fo practice...
Chillin in a cabin drinking some beer.
*round change sound*
@@ghostly9548 someone picks up INSTAKILL!! 🤣
23:53 had me dying
He triggered the zombie with the power of communism
No kidding, a stateless classless society triggers authoritarians.
@@joseph_bunnyman318 :trollface:
@@scarab2622 lol
@@joseph_bunnyman318 lol
@@JohnSmith-qz6xb lol
Step 1: Buy strong wall weapon
Step 2: Essential Perks
Step 3: Pack a Punch
Step 4: Profit from having Infinite Ammo
Wdym infinite ammo, which CoD
Ppsh
Yes🔫🍾
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!
@@cookedoven6984 KABOOM!!
It's actually quite common to become disoriented when caught in an avalanche. With your body tightly wedged in snow it becomes much harder for your proprioception sense to determine where your weight is pushing. People are also very likely to have injuries, including head trauma, throwing the body into shock and further limiting our ability to determine our spatial awareness.
"If you vacationed in a snowy mountain cabin and nazi zombies tried to kill you, what would you do?" I think this is the second time this sentence has ever been uttered
5th, dnd and animation battles + game making will have cocainage results
@@Voidlingstudiosofficial 😳
@@DulfyBee oh also I know you haven’t played , the demon, *imadeit*
_second?_
@@verticalpug2026 The first was when the director of this movie was trying to think of a plot
“Ooh Dempsey I think I can see your house from here! It’s on fire!”
“That’s stripper must’ve taken my money!”
“I am possessed by the power of the emperor!”
“Hey player! Drop the chips and get me some ammo!”
I love those quotes!
This just sounds like a game night with my family.
Fuc*..Now I gotta go find my Black ops disc
“Reach for me juggergirl”
6:49 “What the fuck brain” had me laughing so hard
Nah
@@entertainmentseeker3962 ?
@@ShrekStoliosis Yes
@@ShrekStoliosis He means nah cause your name is wanna sprite cranberry
@@sirrupert1254 lol thanks I forget that sometimes
Herzog does have a pretty badass voice. Also he yelled "aufstehen" which doesn't directly mean arise but more "get up" , which I would have found much more gallows humor in.
"WW2 stick grenades aren't as intuitive as modern ones."
My brain: Cursed party popper...
I like it 😂
Steil Grenade
High-Yield Scottish Face Remover.
If you want to summon the police in snowy Norwegian mountains, just tell them someone's riding a snowmobile without a permit. They'll have a helicopter in the air before you're done talking.
Its painful how true that is... Police will respond faster to shit like that rather than robberies...
DeadAss?
@@TheGamingNorwegianwaaait I know it has been like 1 year.. But is it real? You're not kidding? 😅😂
Mistake 1: gambling on the mystery box, they should've simply got the reliable Trench Gun rather than wasting their points on the box, didn't they know that there aren't even any wonder weapons on that map?
Shoulda just pack a punched
True but try to get raygun and thunder gun and pack and get preks
@@1981phinox there weren't any wonder weapons on that map and it was too risky hiking 10 miles to get the ppsh wall buy
Fun fact: The military (in the US at least) doesn’t call it double-tapping. They’re “controlled pairings”
1. Get the Katana
2. Get a flag with a red dot
3. Shout “Banzai!” As you charge
Weren't the Germans allied with the Japanese back in WW2?
@@patrioticjustice9040 yeah
@@patrioticjustice9040 I guess this comment doesn’t make sense
It will confuse enemy
I think you meant
1. Get a hammer and sickle
2. Get the USSR flag
3. Shout "URAAAAAAA" and "ZA STALINA" as you charge
2:33 actually this is quite common, when humans get to cold in a snowy environment we have a natural survival instinct just to dig down to get sheltered from the snow
He wasn't trying to dig down.
He was covered after an avalanche and trying to get out of the snow and was disoriented.
These CoD zombies cinematic really getting good
They even have a half human functioning brain in the leader zombie
“You have to survive Nazi Zombies”
Me, who’s play Stick of Truth and Call of Duty Zombies: “My time has come”
"I've not heard of Nazi Vampires..."
Allow me to introduce you to Hellsing: Ultimate
You are a cultured person
I just watched that again and its perfect
One of the best anime I know
That 13mm duo guns that aucard wields is badass
I came here to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said
It's actually surprisingly common for someone stuck in an avalanche to lose their sence of direction. I don't know about digging in the wrong direction for that long but it is apparently very disorientating
Well when you get caught your dragged down with the snow until it stops moving. Your spinning and hitting your head and most likely going to break a couple bones. It’s extremely easy to lose your sense of direction and your not really thinking straight.
Not getting bitten or clawed is still a good idea even if it is a curse. Without antibiotics a bite or scratch from an undead like that would still easily lead to a lethal infection and even sepsis. And I imagine that blood would also be heavily contaminated XD.
Blood loss is also a danger
I don’t know the exact percentage you need to lose before you black out but you would be disoriented from losing blood like that
@@timebomb4562 i think that lossing about 1.5l of blood is lethal but im not sure
@@flashroyal9933 It's definitely enough to go into hypovolemia then shock, since there's a significant loss in blood, blood pressure drops dangerously low thus your body can't adequately perfuse tissues and organs. Organs and tissues not receiving enough oxygen, also leads to MODS (widespread organ failure) from ischemia and tissue necrosis.
@@timebomb4562 it's approximately 15-30% so about 750-1500 mL (or 0.75 to 1.5 L)
Very good observation bro, human bites are FILLED with bacteria and viruses, leading to potentially harmful infections. Human bites are arguably worse than animal bites, let alone bites from undead humans. I've heard of human bites leading to cellulitis and necrotizing fasciitis and other dangerous infections of bone, tendons and fascia, that can obviously also lead to sepsis and septic shock. Coupled with hypovolemia from extensive blood loss, you could very much become septic and further throw you into shock. Just google what kind of pathogens can be in human bites, things ranging from group A strept, tetanus, blood born pathogens (hep, HIV), to syphilis and herpes. Can't stress enough how deadly human bites are
15:21 nerd: calls it a freak. Me a days gone player: it’s my time to shine
“I never thought id be helping Nazi Zombies kill stupid teenagers, talk about a dream come true” hold up what?
Lol
Reletable
... that sounds like a fucking dope game mode tho.
@@WestOfLee100 reminds me of dead by daylight
@@MatthiasDrinksH20
Me who played Nazi Zombies on Roblox:
“... what is this...
G eëe y
S h ï t e”
This is one of the only movies that still gets me scared shitless to this day.
Pretty sure all of us would like to think these videos would save us but realistically we would die trying to remember what was said in the video.
Well, it would be easy to remember, cause the main idea being, like, you know, DON'T GO SOMEWHERE THERE YOU CAN'T CALL THE POLICE... Don't fight undead zombies... Don't kill anybody for fun... It's, like, easiest things in my life, ya know
@@ivanrobinst7538 So ur saying its basic knowledge and I do agree with that but most people forget when in a stressful situation while others do better
Survival of the fittest
This is so much better than watching a movie,
It reminds me of older times when i used to watch movies with friends or my brother.
There was always 1 or 2 who would criticize or comment on stuff, I really love this channel...
I have the best advice right here. Just say no. They cannot hurt you if you say no.
Consent matters people!
Hanz would still kill you friend. He’s defending his fatherland
You can’t kill someone without their consent so you’re right
Remember kids if you ever in a bad situation just say *no*
Damn ur right
Drop your movie requests here!
The Saw series would be great!
Nazi zombies are coming 😰
Hi
Coraline
Godzilla vs king kong
That would have been quite a show, had one of the characters been a grand-son or great-grand-son of one of the undead SS or Heer soldiers. And met each others and realised they were actually related.
What?
@@Void_Wars read
Dead snow 2 is pretty good.
SPOILER(ish)
They end up raising some russian zombies to fight the nazi zombies. Also I think the second one is hella funnier.
@@laksen1997 Norwegian?
@@IAmGodHimself777 yes :)
If I was cornered I would say *” why lose a first war then start a second?”* and run while the zombies sat there thinking why they did that
Yeah that might work but you should also know Deutch to talk and ask then why and tell them that (if they told you in this case medalions) you didn't mean to and that you'll give them back
25:12 I can't believe you didn't bring up the eternal sin of "Don't tap someone on the shoulder who is hacking at zombies." Roy was berserking and axed her because she though that hitting him from his blind spot was a genius move.
"Sponsored part of video begins"
Literaly everybody: (>>>10 sec).
I wasn't paying attention then I started and thought I was looking at some cool pc game then I heard "raid sh-" and immediately started to skip.
I actually didn't to skip just to spite comments like these that I knew I'd find lol.
Same
@@wentaoguan ok
@@wentaoguan Not sure why? Raid isn't even as good of a game as they make people say it is if people don't wanna hear about Raid: Shadow Legends the "hit" mobile game for the 500th time then they're allowed to skip it.
When someone says something like “what would you do in a zombie apocalypse?” I just respond... probably die
Step 1: get explosives of some sorts (professional or homemade)
Step 2: strap multiple explosives to self
Step 3: locate zombie hoard
Step 4: go out with a bang and take as many zombies as you can with you
@@mr.context3872 I mean, not bad
@@no-wc9ln better yet, depending on the zombie, if their slow and stupid, cut off their jaw so they can’t bite you. Next stuff it full of anything explosive and thread a fuse through it somewhere. Light it and use some bait to send it into somewhere. You have now just invented the kamikaze zombie. Congrats
I mean i doubt that they would be Drinking milk or water so just wait a couple weeks and 99% would dye frim thirst and the 1% left would be incredibly weak from not drinking milk or having a balanced diet
@@hotfocaccia6070 ikr i dont understand why everyone thinks a zombie apocalypse would last longer than a month tops its the clean up that would be a bitch
Shepard of Fire starts playing and richtofen and the boys join the battle
As someone who is very interested in history, I’m constantly just trying to see if the uniforms are accurate
Are they?
Are they?
Are they though
Are they really tho?
They are, good to see a fellow istorian
This would be a walk in the park for Takeo, Dempsey, Nikolai and Richthofen
Yep
I aprove
mainly dempsey
Agreed
Richthofen? Manfred von Richthofen?
How to beat Dead Snow is easy
One: Organize the Allied Forces
Just give a couple of Russians some out of date rifles and a shit ton of vodka and they can put the Russian flag on the reichstag with in minutes
Or fix communism
Afraid Communism can't be fixed
2:43 "LADIES"
If that's a Bill Burr podcast reference then I am thoroughly impressed
Me a history expert and COD zombies player: I’ve been training for this
So many comments similar to yours
@@caljackal6139 he probably had the same idea, I mean a lot of people played Nazi Zombies so you’ll probably see a lot of those comments
Do u know how to use an actual gun tho?
@@crims0nl1ght5 I have shot a gun before, but I wasn’t taking this seriously I was joking
@@ItsAce671 oh lol yh but if others were they porbz dont know how to use a gun
Me:*chokes on water*
Cinema summary: that was her biggest mistake
Lmao Cinema Summary Gang
heck yes cinema summary is dope
Wait, wrong channel
"he got the spirit, he's just a little confused"
THE HUMIDIFIER
Call of Duty fans be like: “We don’t need someone to tell us how to survive a zombie apocalypse”
ironic how this got 69 likes
@@fakeandrxwz2777 how so?
@@reckless204 my guy plays gayblox he wouldnt understand, hes prob 9
PAVLOV players, ha, Im 5 plains of existence away from you right now.
"Alexa, play Mad hatter by avenged sevenfold"
Don't underestimate desorientation in extreme conditions. It happens way more often than one could hope. Divers can lose track of where is up and where is down, people who freeze to death can think that it's too hot. Losing orientation in deep snow is no that impossible.
I love that there was a sequel to Dead Snow, turning it from a mostly horror movie, into a horror action comedy
But it was a comedy in the first one to. Just more comedy in the second one. God damn wheelchair guy always gets me
Horror comedy? Time to call Bruce Campbell.
“Nothing good ever comes from using an outhouse at night in the dark freezing woods”
brain: immediately thinking about piss freezing mid flight as worst case scenario
1. Draw the star of David.
2. Do a weird ritual, maybe decapitating a toad.
3. You have summoned the almighty *D.A.V.I.D.*
I think that’s called blood libel and generally frowned upon. He should call up the rabi and have him make a Gollum.
@@JS-ju1xw I agree, it'd drive them nuts :)
Ok so I did some research, the blood libel never happened, and if it did happen it was only a few, and if it was a majority, no one died, and if they did die the victims enjoyed it.
Roy actually jabs the axe into Hannas neck because she came up behind him and tapped on his shoulder, him just having frenzied a zombie and as you said was probably extremely tired thought it was another zombie.
This is so easy, just go to the attic or basement with some paint find a box and draw a question mark symbol and get some money and then pray for a raygun.
Pray for ray gun and rai k
23:52 that visual gag with the hammer and sickle was pretty funny.
good spot 🤣
I got sad when he didn’t bring it up so I had to check the comments
Seems like Hollywood thinks that every vacation in any cabin in any forest will end in a mass slaughter.
It really feels like At least 1/3 of horror movies take place in a shack in a snowy wood.
well it is a easy excuse to get a group of people out into the middle of nowhere to die one by one for our entertainment
@@nasimi595 True, it would be difficult in a city
It's true, I love in a cabin in the woods
This isn’t a Hollywood film.
“I’ve never heard of Nazi vampires”. Alucard-“let me tell you a tale”
"I've never heard of Nazi vampires"
*hellsing ultimate intensifies*
"Gentlemen, we are Nazis!"
Var it is
@@discordcat1265 epic
@@discordcat1265 und ve will have
Var!
"the Catholics are Crusading while the Nazis Invading" -Alucard (TFS)
I saw this film accidentally on a TV at like 3am. And at first I was like WTF but then I was hooked, and it became one of my most fave zombie flicks.
"I've never heard of Nazi vampires."
Hellsing Ultimate (abridged) has entered the chat.
Just finished it. Thx for this
@@HalfBakedPotatoWedges that was quick
Best classic anime
Did anyone even read our christmas lists?!
19:25 If that really was his carotid artery that got severed, he'd've bled out in less than a minute. My guess is that he figured it'd be best to close up a wound that left such a vital artery more exposed rather than just let it bleed.
"Hey player, drop the chips and get me some ammo!"
Noticed reference
10 points for the Dempsey reference
To show respect to these marvelous lines I would always go get ammo if I'm playing dempsey and he says that, too bad I'm lazy and never feel like round 100 or more :|
@@ThePerfectBe1ng why only ten. He can just repair a barrier it should be like 950 so he can buy the box
@@SirPenguinIX Damn your right. Might as well throw in Jug as well.
I’m honestly just surprised they were even able to get everyone to ready up
Lmao
Lmao
im gonna kill the chain before it becomes too powerful
@@amcat8015 Lmao
Lamo
If you wonder why the norwegin old guy was just camping, thats just what Norwegians do, we love camping!
@Marshall Duncan Us norwegians are strange
Med en "bolt-action rifle".
@@jondale3372 brunost
Good 4 you! I guess?
dude, i remember being like 10 years old watching clips of this movie on youtube bc of how big of a fan i was of call of duty waw. i'd search everything nazi zombies and came across dead snow lmaoooo. u unlocked a crazy memory i had
Hey nerd can you do a how to survive “The descent” it’s a pretty good horror movie, would be a fun watch IMO
*Edit* alright guys I know I was hella stoned, and yes the descent was a decent film 😂
Watch the kill count and had a fun time, hope he does it
This sounds rude but it is a genuine sugesgen
The decent or the descent?
@@reecelane9669 sugesgen?
Is it a decent movie?
Me: being torn apart by zombies*
Some magic voice: today's sponsor is raid shadow legends
Not gonna lie when I first found this channel I thought my clones had escaped or something
what
What
Nani
@@Michael-hw2mp are you telling me that there are a lot of other people who see a couch thats not up against a wall and think it would make it easy for people to sneak up on you
what
10:44 “To them it’s loot they can use to pay of their student loans”
This is Norway, education is free
I go to Norway
when nerds in the bathroom he's just holding a knife waiting for his enemy
This movie and one of the Y8 games “the last stand” are what made me scared of zombies when I was younger. Zombie land showed me zombies are small fries and made me like zombie movies. Good times.
They are making a new Last Stand game look it up The Last Stand: Aftermath.
it looks great
Don't watch zombieland 2 then lol
@@lop9947 too late watched it already.
Zombieland made me lose respect for zombies lol^^
@@nanach6276 yeah but honestly speaking, kinda amazing how they made zombies that could run and climb less threatening than zombies in the walking dead.
When Nerd Explains uploads it's a good day. I just came back from the store and I have some sushi to dig into. Perfect timing :D
Lmao the :D is so cute
Was it gas station or Safeway sushi? Or was it like actual restaurant sushi?
@@TrustPlanty it was from a grocery store
Eating raw fish while watching video about a zombie movie must be a wild experience lol
And I have to get through school!
Yo black snow was on sleeve the most hilarious at the end when the tank and stuff that were fighting hilarious
How to beat dead snow: be the camera man he has the ability to be invisible
😭😭😭
not in REC
once you become a cameraman you become immortal.
@@b_anj0 have you seen REC or no
Found Footage films: am I a joke to you?
2:00 Is when the Sponser for RAID ends.
A good man, thank you
@@nugg2617 Yup Lol
👑
God bless you
@@GallusCorvus
One mistake I noticed: Martin slammed the hatchet into Hannah's neck because she approached him from behind after he was in a fight
Plus, Martin survived the end and actually survives the second movie
@@marvinsprivatsachen4451 wait there is two movies?!
@@Swayz7777 yes, just watch the trailer dead snow 2 red vs dead. Just to tease the mind f that movie is: the zombies have a tank in the second movie
23:44 when the doom music finally kick in
The reason his phone worked when he called the police was because no matter how far away you are if you use a emergency contact it will go through any kind of reception even very little.
How to beat Dead Snow: Give the leader a Art degree
mein fuhrer never got zhat it vould not lead to my sinking if he got it
Pacifist strategy
you gotta find it first and yell " mein fuhrer you are accepted at the art academy "
@Adolf Hitler we know, mein führer.
Freaking love the one zombie getting pissed at him for using a hammer and sickle. Hilarious
I think you copied that comment but idk
@@JA_JA.2 this doofus did I saw a few comments below
@@emanueldargan9934 the order doesnt matter you have to look at the time
@@JA_JA.2 or maybe, two people out of over 7 billion had the same thought, regarding the same topic, what am I saying, that's impossible...
@@Seismitoad3 Indeed, because such a thing a thing could never happen even in a millennium