Damn, BB delivered a lot of that a lot like Norm himself. That “wait… we can say whatever we want on here, right? Yeah, so the bird said ‘god damn, I wish she’d get out of here’” is genius, even if it was accidental genius.
@@Ynox54321he set it up like he was going to say something terrible or foul at least, only to say “God damn it”, which is terrible if you’re a follower of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ of Nazareth, but otherwise accepted and deemed as stylish in our modern age.
He seemed to be like that from the get go, they definitely got on well. Most of these types of shows you can feel the awkwardness, or over self-awareness from the guests but this relaxed into a very good conversation straight away.
Def does know. Actually that'd be right in Adam's wheelhouse. But still in the spirit of never giving Adam a compliment because that's part of the inside joke, you're right. Egret just nodded along like a dbag.
Interviews with ol’ Billy Bob can either be pretty tame… or off the hook cringe He must flip a coin Ppl who’ve worked with him generally assert “Never again” Good to see him relaxed here and having a laugh with Norm
He's definitely an odd ball. Has been lurking around since the early 90's and is an old grumpy southern redneck that's still sort of cool and gets the ladies. Definitely an interesting character (he certainly thinks he is) and has made some good movies but yeah, I imagine he's quite hard to work with.
One time when I lived in Austin,Tx Billy Bob was on a local radio morning show promoting his musical project ( which was definitely nothing to write home about) and the main dj on the crew was gently riffing about the whole actors thinking they're musicians thing and how they sometimes bank on their name to sell records and don't take their music very seriously( not really directing it toward anyone in particular)and suddenly Billy Bob( obviously offended now because someone touched a nerve) fires back " Would you say that to Tom Petty?" The massive ego it took to say that, especially considering how stunningly mediocre his band was, it sucked every drop of vibe and oxygen right out of the room instantly..Lol. They clipped that bit of him saying that and it was a running joke for another decade, whenever they came across someone else being pompous and flippant they'd play that sound byte.😂
I was watching Billy Bob's Bad Santa movie and there's a joke/like in it I've heard Norm making a version of on his show (I think). Can't remember what it was though.
@@Shadovox thanks for reminding me. It's in the end when Marcus the midget confronts Santa and says - store dick (security guy) is dead, store dick don't run shit. - I didn't even know he was sick.
My buddy had some kinda parrot type bird. So I’m over at his house, he’s in the shower and his birds making all kinds of weird ass noises, so I start paying better attention. Yeah, the bird was repeating all the weird sex stuff he heard from my buddy and all the chicks he was nailing😂 The grunts, the oh yeahs, I swear I even heard a couple references to a Big Boy come outta this things beak😂😂😂
Looks to me like he's just telling a story.... are you not supposed to tell a story unless it makes you look cool or something? I don't get what everyone is on about
@@Ynox54321 fair. i was basically trying to say a more insufferable version of your point. i just thought it was funny that it's hard to confidently mention beefheart in a conversation without taking an extra beat. i'm definitely a tool though
@@bossfan49 It surely isn't true at all because it is not only ridiculously improbable, but it is also implausible, ergo irrational. However, it is not "impossible." The proposed notion, however ridiculous, can indeed be stated in a logical syllogism, therefore it's *logically possible. People would do well to employ proper distinctions between possibility, plausibility, probability, and certainty in their daily epistemological approach. *edit addition
You can tell the whole time he’s just waiting to say it 😂😂😂
Billy Bob wanted to make sure saying "goddam" was OK. He found out a minute later.
Hahahah how does this not have more likes
i read this before i heard it and it still didnt prepare me for the punchline >‿
@@wigger69 Lol
Beavis and butthead “uhhhh… is this a goddamn?”
Billy bob...he's for the birds.
I wish him well. Not like those people who want to throw him DOWN ONE!
@@intsoccersuperstar1 lol
🤣
Billy bobs face looks like a flower… a cauliflower
@@intsoccersuperstar1 They want to murder him in a well.
My parrot was an African-American Grey
In appearance and demeanor.
That's a very bad description.
Who jackie?
No no African-American Fish,
you're a New Yorker
😂😂
Damn, BB delivered a lot of that a lot like Norm himself.
That “wait… we can say whatever we want on here, right?
Yeah, so the bird said ‘god damn, I wish she’d get out of here’” is genius, even if it was accidental genius.
Didn't seem accidental... what could he have meant?
@@Ynox54321he set it up like he was going to say something terrible or foul at least, only to say “God damn it”, which is terrible if you’re a follower of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ of Nazareth, but otherwise accepted and deemed as stylish in our modern age.
You don’t have to be a follower of JC to think GD is a pretty offensive expression. You do have to be not-entirely-dismissive of religious people
@@davidusa47 referring to the guy as "JC" is pretty-goddamn-dismissive of religious people though
I hope your comment was intended to be sarcastic, otherwise it's beyond stupid.
Billy Bob Thornton: the only person who gets Captain Beefheart and Hank Hill mixed up
I heard it as well
Bhhhhaaaahaha!
Brilliant!
A real meeting of the mind.
He’s not a master impressionist but you could tell what he was trying to get at - I’ll give it to him. “Yes, The Mascara Snake!”
@@skoto8219 I think Beefheart had a lot more rasp to his voice
I can’t believe the bird died. I didn’t even know it was sick!
The bird preferred to keep its illness to itself and not to draw any cheap sympathy for it
Bird don't want shit, bird's dead
The more I hear about this bird fella, the less I care for him
Too soon?
@@Mark-sd7fcabsolutely not lol 😂
“…..that’s why I’d never have one of those” 😂😂😂😂
Explain to the folks who Captain Beefheart was.
That’s what Google and RUclips are for.
@@CorePathway Explain to the folks at home what Google and RUclips are.
Rafael. Nadal.
No easy task
"And I put on this loop of Captain Beefheart..."
I can see you are a man of culture
I just want Billy Bob to say “Damnit Bobby.”
Billy sounds like Mike Judges hank hill 😂
Billy and Judge are the same people
*Sounds.
@@noncontributingzero You’re absolutely right. My ego slightly nooks at me for admitting it but I’m mature enough to face the errors of my ways.
How impossibly cool is it that the guy played captain Beefheart for his bird? 😂😂😂
I don't get it... it's not "impossibly cool", but it's not pretentious either, so why make fun of it? It's just a story about his bird
I'd have my bird saying "Those little golden birdies, look at them....."
Someone with an African Grey should play in loops Norm's standups.... LOL See what happens after 1 year :P
“My parrot keeps telling me I don’t look a day over zero!”
The perfect Christmas gift idea African Grey : i feel like there's a yak on my chest
It would be a lot like reading the comment section on any norm related video
BB is one of the best actors out there.
Idk Thornton's story was fucking great plus he name-dropped Captain Beefheart, possibly the greatest rock artist of all time
Shut your mouth.
Give me a break.
Yes!!!! Captain Beefheart is LEGEND!
Greatest? I'm guessing you haven't heard of a fella named justin bieber then
I like your comment, except that's not what a 'name-drop' is.
A family member of mine had a minah bird. It had a pretty big vocabulary. It could recognize people and adress them by name
The Billy Bob episode might be my favorite. I wish the whole show was still on RUclips.
you might wanna check the internet archive
@@whistleoutoftune4417 Yeah, it's on the www somewheres. However, I specifically said, "PooTube."
His dimples ❤
"The stars are matter / We are matter /But it doesn't matter" - Captain Beefheart
Lol
Though we are not mere matter... and that matters.
10yo: tHaTs DeEp
Underrated episode
Billy bob is the man , a kool
Guy 👍👍👍👍👍👍
I've been listening to nothing but Captain Beefheart lately, that totally caught me off guard
"TrOpIcAL hOTdoG nIgHt!"
Is it just me, or Billy Bob is telling a joke just the way Norm would? I mean... it's like he's playing Norm character.
He seemed to be like that from the get go, they definitely got on well. Most of these types of shows you can feel the awkwardness, or over self-awareness from the guests but this relaxed into a very good conversation straight away.
How ‘bout that.
The comic timing of a young Fred Allen
The Bird Man of Alcatraz
"That's why I would never get one of those!" 😂
Eget has no idea who Captain Beefheart was.
Never thought I would do this one, but - explain to to the folks… etc.
Of course he has, he's an early 2010s hipster.
He thought it must be one of those sailors he met under the queensboro bridge..
Def does know. Actually that'd be right in Adam's wheelhouse.
But still in the spirit of never giving Adam a compliment because that's part of the inside joke, you're right. Egret just nodded along like a dbag.
He cannot steal the show, it's HIS show.
Precisely.
Yes, but how did he get that show? Can you PROVE he didn't steal it? Do you have documents from the University of Show Having?
If you think African Greys talk a lot you should hear an African Black. Can't shut 'em up!
lmfao criminally underrated comment
“Supposed to play her The Byrds CD…” comes home to “Eight Miles High”!
I like the way he talks. He likes the way I talk.
Before my husband Billy Bob Thornton comes back
Norm’s delivery is almost unfair. Everything he says hits.
Good thing we get to hear Norm's "joke"...in the last ten seconds of the video...
Almost fell asleep when BBT was talking 🥱
That bird was fast and bulbous. Got me?
What's that from? I just saw Guided By Voices live in Robert Pollard was wearing a shirt that said fast and bulbous
@@Earlydoors272 Lyrics from the album Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart.
You just gotta know that any video that has the words " a loop of Captain Beefheart " in it , is gonna be good.
Thats basically a rodney dangerfield joke at the end
Hah Capt Beefheart….. tell me you’re kinda crazy without saying it.
I never knew that Billy Bob Thornton liked Captain Beefheart...... however I'm not surprised.....
He asked what he can say I thought the bird was gonna drop some nasty one liners
It's so sad the bird died. It reminds me of that great tragedy
Love both these guys!
a great bird
Interviews with ol’ Billy Bob can either be pretty tame… or off the hook cringe
He must flip a coin
Ppl who’ve worked with him generally assert “Never again”
Good to see him relaxed here and having a laugh with Norm
He's definitely an odd ball. Has been lurking around since the early 90's and is an old grumpy southern redneck that's still sort of cool and gets the ladies. Definitely an interesting character (he certainly thinks he is) and has made some good movies but yeah, I imagine he's quite hard to work with.
One time when I lived in Austin,Tx Billy Bob was on a local radio morning show promoting his musical project ( which was definitely nothing to write home about) and the main dj on the crew was gently riffing about the whole actors thinking they're musicians thing and how they sometimes bank on their name to sell records and don't take their music very seriously( not really directing it toward anyone in particular)and suddenly Billy Bob( obviously offended now because someone touched a nerve) fires back " Would you say that to Tom Petty?"
The massive ego it took to say that, especially considering how stunningly mediocre his band was, it sucked every drop of vibe and oxygen right out of the room instantly..Lol. They clipped that bit of him saying that and it was a running joke for another decade, whenever they came across someone else being pompous and flippant they'd play that sound byte.😂
Lmfao. Ah, God bless your soul, Normie. Rip
I can't believe he said goddamn on the podcast... that kinda talk needs to stay under the bridge mr billybob
I hope it wasnt trout mask replica! Lol
Captain Bee Fart? Never heard of him!
ROFL "That's why I would never get one of those". That's why Norm?
BILLY BOB IS A CAPTAIN BEEFHEART FAN!!!!!! OMG!
A SQUID EATING DOUGH IN A POLYETHYLENE BAG IS FAST AND BULBOUS!!! GOT ME!!!!🙏
Yes, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous!
@@jaypickett3552 😀🙏🙏🙏
That was an old Jonathan Katz joke
At least he didn't screw it up. He got the wording near verbatim.
That was an old Jonathan Katz joke.
Awe, Norm
that's why i would never get one of those 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 i'm dead :>
I was watching Billy Bob's Bad Santa movie and there's a joke/like in it I've heard Norm making a version of on his show (I think). Can't remember what it was though.
What a story, Mark.
@@Shadovox thanks for reminding me. It's in the end when Marcus the midget confronts Santa and says
- store dick (security guy) is dead, store dick don't run shit.
- I didn't even know he was sick.
Your Still very very funny Mr Norm Macdonald 📢👏👏👏!!!RIP 😓.
A Mina bird is yesterdays Alexa
Ufh I've seen Norm do the parrot joke in like three different venues now
He said he was playing captain beefheart on a loop.
I don’t even wanna know what that means.
Hah?
Bad music played repeatedly.
@@JoeKoOhNo Seriously? Haha! Captain Beefheart was a band/solo artist.
Nice wild stab at it though.
@@ZeroESG.goopootoob Seriously? Go back to the high school you dropped out of and learn how to read.
Why would Norm even think of that wtf 😂
Squawk
Big eyed beans from Venus
My buddy had some kinda parrot type bird. So I’m over at his house, he’s in the shower and his birds making all kinds of weird ass noises, so I start paying better attention. Yeah, the bird was repeating all the weird sex stuff he heard from my buddy and all the chicks he was nailing😂 The grunts, the oh yeahs, I swear I even heard a couple references to a Big Boy come outta this things beak😂😂😂
love the way billy bob thornton looks after he says "captain beefheart" like he hopes he's cool
Looks to me like he's just telling a story.... are you not supposed to tell a story unless it makes you look cool or something? I don't get what everyone is on about
@@Ynox54321 fair. i was basically trying to say a more insufferable version of your point. i just thought it was funny that it's hard to confidently mention beefheart in a conversation without taking an extra beat. i'm definitely a tool though
That's why I would never get one
Never could stomach bb
A joke stolen from Jonathan Katz, but by god it's a good one
"Give it to me hard and fast before my husband John Kstz comes home." At least Norm got the wording right.
I think Norm likes BBT
Why do actors try to tell stories? Just wear the silly costume and say the words that were written by someone who can actually think.
Lovet⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Norm upstaged a bird.
And some douchebag at NBC told Norm, he wasn't funny. r.i.p. Norm you are one funny s.o.b....
😂
My cat just took a shit. I can smell it from the other room.
😁
Please don't speed up the clips
They didn't show Billy Bob's reaction. Apparently he wasn't ready for that hahaha
Ever hear-tell of the audio part of these video recordings? They're great! They tell like half of the story.
#LongLiveNORM
When my mother was born my grandparents had a pet Mina bird that could speak, not mimic.
Sure.
Not true. Not possible.
@@bossfan49 it is possible.
@@bossfan49 look up mynah birds. They talk better than parrots.
@@bossfan49 It surely isn't true at all because it is not only ridiculously improbable, but it is also implausible, ergo irrational.
However, it is not "impossible."
The proposed notion, however ridiculous, can indeed be stated in a logical syllogism, therefore it's *logically possible.
People would do well to employ proper distinctions between possibility, plausibility, probability, and certainty in their daily epistemological approach.
*edit addition
Can't stand adams voice, his existence in general. The only reason I am disappointed in Norm.
Norm never lost his baby teeth
Why ask if you can say god dammit? Is that cause to be cancelled now too 😂
I’ve never understood why Norm is considered to be hilarious. He’s consistently one of the most boring people in any situation.
I don't mean to be rude, but you may want to visit a specialist and see if you are diagnosed with Asperger's. Much love.
Billy Bob's story is hilarious, that's the part that I tell other people and not Norm's funny response.
😂😂😂