Norm MacDonald @ Canadian Candy Awards 2016

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  • @NoFateButWhatWeMake
    @NoFateButWhatWeMake 8 лет назад +2090

    "I'd like to take a brief moment.....as all moments are I suppose....." pure genius

    • @davidigleniec2483
      @davidigleniec2483 7 лет назад +9

      I liked the curling 1

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 6 лет назад +21

      Common sense is considered genius these days I guess.

    • @abahgus
      @abahgus 6 лет назад +5

      It really is.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 6 лет назад +48

      Broken Wave Well yes, good common sense is good comedy.

    • @nostalgiajunkie
      @nostalgiajunkie 4 года назад +46

      Broken Wave if you can’t see the humor of him saying that in front of the entirety of Canada’s entertainment talent, you gotta pick up some common sense yourself lmao

  • @phoule76
    @phoule76 5 лет назад +860

    that Zamboni joke broke the ice

    • @nocomment1469
      @nocomment1469 5 лет назад +4

      Oohhh lol , I see what u did there 😃

    • @raydraiz1859
      @raydraiz1859 4 года назад +17

      Well done Pete

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 4 года назад +25

      It felt a little watered down.

    • @CrStrifey
      @CrStrifey 4 года назад +28

      @@bpal7006 Icey what you did there.

    • @stefanwilkinson1536
      @stefanwilkinson1536 4 года назад +25

      @@bpal7006 It certainly cracked me up.

  • @13lood13ath
    @13lood13ath 2 года назад +356

    "There's a joke writer, he gives you jokes. There's a gag writer, he gives you gags. There's a head writer, he gives you...what I'm saying is, things are very specialized."

    • @TxWIll
      @TxWIll 2 года назад +15

      It's George Miller check him out

    • @abhishekdurugale2840
      @abhishekdurugale2840 2 года назад +2

      I didn't get it..will you plz explain

    • @TxWIll
      @TxWIll 2 года назад +50

      @@abhishekdurugale2840 Explain to the folks at home what explaining is

    • @andypandy8410
      @andypandy8410 2 года назад

      @@abhishekdurugale2840 head is slang for blowjob or oral sex. So he’s implying the head writing gives head (blowjobs)

    • @philduoos2961
      @philduoos2961 2 года назад +1

      @@andypandy8410 Norm's long joke about the guy that is doing the tight rope over Niagara Falls. And the guy that is in Bangkok and could only afford the 95 year-old hooker doing oral sex.
      "So amazingly - at this point in time, even though half the world apart from each other, both of these men are thinking......
      .
      .
      .
      ."Don't look down!"

  • @plissken2156
    @plissken2156 2 года назад +949

    At this point in time, he was already aware of his condition for four years. What a trouper. R.I.P. Norm.

    • @fsemple
      @fsemple 2 года назад +99

      Never let it be said about Norm Macdonald "The cancer beat him". When Norm died, the cancer died with him. So at worst, it was a TIE! R.I.P. Norm...my favorite comedian of all time.

    • @plissken2156
      @plissken2156 2 года назад +21

      @@fsemple Well said fellow Norm fan.

    • @heatherwhiting9273
      @heatherwhiting9273 2 года назад +16

      I thought this would be boring to watch, but I should have known better. As I watched, only at the beginning did I think about the cancer. He is that funny.

    • @plissken2156
      @plissken2156 2 года назад +2

      @@heatherwhiting9273 Agreed.

    • @jayfedder1578
      @jayfedder1578 2 года назад +5

      He was aware he had cancer but probably didn’t know it was gonna kill him

  • @dennyb8442
    @dennyb8442 7 лет назад +2442

    Don't know shit about Canadian TV, but I'm on a Norm binge. Ay

    • @seeeteee
      @seeeteee 7 лет назад +29

      lol...same. i have like 4 tabs with norm videos waiting.

    • @satanmitdengeilenbarthaaren
      @satanmitdengeilenbarthaaren 6 лет назад +20

      :-) I´m having a few weeks of as i looking for a new Job and im watchin him for 2 days now. Think i Need a shower. Greetings from germany

    • @moll5580
      @moll5580 6 лет назад +7

      Full tilt Norm binge All week 🤣

    • @mpc1mil
      @mpc1mil 6 лет назад +10

      Same here. Also lots of crack

    • @mpc1mil
      @mpc1mil 6 лет назад +4

      It just confirms my most recent addiction, cuz I have an addictive personality, things that are fun and make me happy and my peers look down at me, not unlike hunching over my opium garden

  • @Teeveepicksures
    @Teeveepicksures 4 года назад +799

    Catherine O'Hara going right along with it by standing and waving while nearly everyone else is silent makes me love her even more.

    • @HellInternAKACandyMD
      @HellInternAKACandyMD 3 года назад +70

      Norms' response of, "I just lost a dollar." really makes me wonder if he bet she wouldn't do that with O'Hara or someone else, like Eugene Levy lol

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 года назад +37

      @@HellInternAKACandyMD well at least the Germans would have us believe so

    • @HellInternAKACandyMD
      @HellInternAKACandyMD 3 года назад +43

      @@dielaughing73 Germans? I don't suppose you're a history buff as well?

    • @agrizzmal
      @agrizzmal 3 года назад +34

      @@HellInternAKACandyMD That guy Hitler, he was a real jerk!

    • @LOLERXP
      @LOLERXP 2 года назад +31

      @@agrizzmal Yeah the more I learn about that guy the more I don't care for him

  • @paxwallacejazz
    @paxwallacejazz 6 лет назад +789

    "Norm McDonald the last dangerous comedian on SNL " Tina Fey

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 4 года назад +48

      Tina Fey.. too big to loose

    • @PatrickKeating
      @PatrickKeating 4 года назад +20

      @@AlanaBananaCanada Funny Enough to Fail

    • @jebediahkrimsoncraftleding3012
      @jebediahkrimsoncraftleding3012 4 года назад +14

      Patrick Keating
      for real 30 Rock that she spearheaded and acted decently in with a meta aspect, is one of the funniest sitcoms that didn’t hold back in any way

    • @jebediahkrimsoncraftleding3012
      @jebediahkrimsoncraftleding3012 4 года назад +57

      @@kevincarbone6831
      She can't be a hack for writing and creating one of the funniest shows in the last two decades. Disagree for whatever reason but don't be a bitch about it and pretend she isn't widely influential and one of the best comedy writers of a generation.

    • @jebediahkrimsoncraftleding3012
      @jebediahkrimsoncraftleding3012 4 года назад +36

      @@kevincarbone6831
      *why are you emotional
      gives a stupidly long response*
      She's widely influential and 30 Rock is considered one of the best comedy shows since 2000. I'm stating that she isn't a hack, her writing's solid.
      Ironic to pull out the celebrity worship when you're sucking Norm's comedic phallus (I've gotta be careful).
      "It's all just capitalism, dude, she didn't actually write 30 Rock, it was actually a marketing experiment and you fell for it like a sucker." That you collapse your thinking into "lady comedy writers --> Amy Schumer is unfunny, right!!" means I'm done with you.
      Listen to some good music, or something. Relax, take in the sounds around you and appreciate and acknowledge your own breath, in and out, in and out, find a mantra all your own, peaceful, loving, Tina Fey is funny, in syllables Tee-nah Fey is fuhn-knee.
      In breath, out breath.

  • @TonyTheTerrible
    @TonyTheTerrible 5 лет назад +2153

    anyone else catching up on norms ENTIRE LIFE in the year 2019?

    • @nocomment1469
      @nocomment1469 5 лет назад +6

      Only if you haven't been paying attention

    • @g_aware_nerd
      @g_aware_nerd 4 года назад +18

      ::raises hand::

    • @Marius-vw9hp
      @Marius-vw9hp 4 года назад +21

      watch norm macdonald live with russel brand. and the one with bob saget. hi-larious.

    • @gerardduffy5000
      @gerardduffy5000 4 года назад +20

      Yes I am. What a Fucking amazing man this is. What the H!

    • @hodun8
      @hodun8 4 года назад +8

      Already been there, just brushing up!

  • @CrStrifey
    @CrStrifey 4 года назад +474

    "Never has there been such an assembly of Canadian talent in a single location that did not have to be Zambonied first." Brilliant.

    • @Frankybroadcast
      @Frankybroadcast 4 года назад +4

      Indeed it was

    • @SigbinNinja
      @SigbinNinja 3 года назад +8

      I don't get it. Can someone explain pls

    • @CrStrifey
      @CrStrifey 3 года назад +57

      @@SigbinNinja A Zamboni is a machine used to clean the ice at hockey games. Canada is known for producing talented hockey players and not much else.

    • @robpelick7460
      @robpelick7460 2 года назад +3

      Ahhhh
      ....now I get it

    • @viperswhip
      @viperswhip 2 года назад +2

      @@robpelick7460 At the last World Cup of Hockey Canada and the US had a separate under 23 team (mostly Canadians) and the normal Team Canada still won the Cup. We are good at Curling as well.

  • @BortLicensePlates
    @BortLicensePlates 5 лет назад +146

    Well I think I'm on 10 hours of norm for the day today

    • @chillywilly3285
      @chillywilly3285 4 года назад +4

      No need to brag im only at 5

    • @superm0nn1
      @superm0nn1 4 года назад

      This Corona virus making that norm

  • @Czechbound
    @Czechbound 4 года назад +667

    That tuxedo button should get an award for bravery

    • @whiteninjaplus5
      @whiteninjaplus5 4 года назад +14

      @@nomad639 Especially if the person wearing them is fat

    • @hutchmusician
      @hutchmusician 4 года назад +43

      Whitninjathemovie Well casting directors are always looking for a big fat guy.

    • @butcherboy2008
      @butcherboy2008 4 года назад +11

      Like the brave Spartans at Thermopylae, it stood the gap. Heroic. Also, Norm now weighs 300 pound.

    • @danielm4114
      @danielm4114 4 года назад +15

      @@butcherboy2008 He's doing it for a role, I heard

    • @aeg_music
      @aeg_music 3 года назад +16

      That button is the real hero... not those 6th grade teachers.

  • @stevefowler2112
    @stevefowler2112 2 года назад +300

    Norm is savage but in a very touching self deprecating way. RIP Norm, you went much much too soon.

    • @bigmack2325
      @bigmack2325 2 года назад +2

      Where did he get his ideas from? - adam eget

    • @SxD1982
      @SxD1982 2 года назад +3

      @@bigmack2325 I really hope we get to hear from Adam. I really hope he can share some fun "Norm-isms" soon. I love that guy.

    • @stevefowler2112
      @stevefowler2112 2 года назад +2

      @burteriksson Obviously not what i said but I get your word play...I'm not a real conan fan, but I absolutely loved norm...dude was a genius.

    • @stevefowler2112
      @stevefowler2112 2 года назад +3

      @ThaDogeCatcher I feel your pain...hang in there dude.

    • @faradaysage15
      @faradaysage15 2 года назад

      I used to agree with all three of those comedians until I had a problem with my MP3 player once and it didn't play Robin Williams voice correctly. All of a sudden his jokes aren't funny anymore. he seemed to accentuate a lot of things that made you concentrate on certain points that would lead to ironic presentations at random intervals. if you take out the fluctuation in his voice he's not funny. that ruined him for me.
      sort of the same way if you take iconic music out of certain movies like Guardians of the Galaxy it becomes a horrific piece of trash.

  • @trav_9830
    @trav_9830 8 лет назад +1835

    If we were smarter, here in the States, Norm would be hosting most of our award shows, every year. Funniest guy of my lifetime

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 8 лет назад +17

      The U.S. has an average I.Q. of 98 and Canada has an average I.Q. of 97.

    • @lylechipperson5913
      @lylechipperson5913 8 лет назад +27

      Shut up and play a record!

    • @juancpgo
      @juancpgo 7 лет назад +1

      I agree.

    • @MJDHX
      @MJDHX 7 лет назад +15

      Norm and Conan!

    • @Marius-vw9hp
      @Marius-vw9hp 7 лет назад +14

      Norm and Conan has as good chemistry as Norm and Letterman, but in a completely different style.

  • @rafaelmoura2103
    @rafaelmoura2103 8 лет назад +305

    "Last time i take a joke from Mrtin Short" hahaha

  • @billrohland4259
    @billrohland4259 2 года назад +404

    God Speed Norm. One of the funniest men ever to walk this planet.

    • @shotarodeniet3301
      @shotarodeniet3301 2 года назад +7

      My favourite, found him a few years ago, and can't get enough. The smartest guy in the room

    • @youtubescroller350
      @youtubescroller350 2 года назад +1

      @Hogans Hero’s Fan prob a typo. I make a million of them

    • @Nugliscious
      @Nugliscious 2 года назад +1

      Plus he was brutally honest.

    • @jacobschabert418
      @jacobschabert418 2 года назад

      One of? Name a single person funnier

    • @shotarodeniet3301
      @shotarodeniet3301 2 года назад

      @@jacobschabert418 Jean-Luc

  • @zebontheweb
    @zebontheweb 4 года назад +221

    As a Canadian, I’m very proud of our comedy legends... especially Norm!!

    • @frankmachin5438
      @frankmachin5438 3 года назад +10

      So so many great comedians are Canadians! Something in the water!?

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 2 года назад +8

      There’s no such thing as water in Canada just temporarily not ice.

    • @TelcoKen
      @TelcoKen 2 года назад +1

      I loved SCTV back in the day, so many great Canadian comedians from that show!

    • @teo5836
      @teo5836 2 года назад +1

      God Bless America though.

    • @Unfluencer
      @Unfluencer 2 года назад

      And…?

  • @Hrothgar98
    @Hrothgar98 7 лет назад +84

    "...we have decided to not have any good parts..." - brilliant.

  • @paulainsile5016
    @paulainsile5016 8 лет назад +954

    I have a hard time admitting it to myself due to all the giants of comedy over the years but Norm is my favorite. I never laugh as much with anybody else so, he must be.

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 8 лет назад +7

      Remember the time George Carlin made San Francisco women laugh with a rape and murder bit? Yeah, we sure don't.

    • @paulainsile5016
      @paulainsile5016 8 лет назад +20

      I wouldn't be so quick to shit on Carlin though. Way different style wise but the dude was a prolific mofo. If
      you go back and listen to all his specials in the nineties and even somewhat into the 2000s when he's already in his fifites and 60's, he is masterful.

    • @user-zn1eg9yw5n
      @user-zn1eg9yw5n 7 лет назад +3

      masterful at speaking truth. miss him.

    • @cowleshome
      @cowleshome 7 лет назад

      +1

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 7 лет назад +14

      Paul Ainsile
      Norm is better than Carlin; that's nothing to do with shit.

  • @seankeating5005
    @seankeating5005 2 года назад +65

    That foreign films line was pure gold.
    R.I.P. Norm MacDonald

    • @Paul71H
      @Paul71H Год назад +1

      I love that one of his examples is "Smokey and the Bandit" 🙂

  • @jonathanbell9349
    @jonathanbell9349 4 года назад +154

    RIP John Candy, he'll never be forgotten

  • @squareonere-run1583
    @squareonere-run1583 4 года назад +84

    "What do we have here?... A loose pancake." This guy makes a regular sentence funny.

    • @jairkerker2821
      @jairkerker2821 4 года назад +7

      He does indeed.
      On the Tom Green show:"And then I go to sleep... on my pillow."
      So many times with him I can not explain why it is funny. It's the delivery. That's all I got.

  • @rossgopicotrain4042
    @rossgopicotrain4042 2 года назад +225

    Whether Norm is considered by his peers to be one of the best comedians of his era or not, one thing no one can deny: he's an inimitable one!! RIP Norm.

    • @stueyduey5571
      @stueyduey5571 2 года назад +10

      His peers say nothing but great things about him, you can look it up it's some great content.

    • @tomwhite7314
      @tomwhite7314 2 года назад +1

      👍

    • @--M--1111
      @--M--1111 2 года назад

      He was a little mean though with his jokes. mocking.

    • @drunvert
      @drunvert 2 года назад +16

      He is considered by all of his peers to be amazing and one of the greatest of all time

    • @spencerwillock
      @spencerwillock 2 года назад +7

      @@--M--1111 maybe comedy isn't for you...

  • @cizia69
    @cizia69 2 года назад +444

    "Living in Canada is like living in an apartment above a club", it seems that Norm single-handedly brought the party upstairs...

    • @barbarasherman4870
      @barbarasherman4870 2 года назад +7

      Best comment!

    • @lc389
      @lc389 2 года назад

      Nice

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 2 года назад +1

      the saying is usually "meth lab," though.

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ 2 года назад

      That's the afterparty where the real fun happens.

    • @CamoShirt
      @CamoShirt 11 дней назад

      @@jedinxf7 only if youre canadian i guess. never heard that version but heard several referring to canada being the neighbor above the party

  • @blandandturner
    @blandandturner 2 года назад +51

    It seems like he’s just delighted by the whole experience.

  • @singtweetypie
    @singtweetypie 8 лет назад +354

    "We've decided not to have any good parts." The loose pancake in the swag bag...The joke about Chris Plummer's character going to fight the Nazi at 90 years of age "And I thought I left things till the last minute"...Man he was funny and on his game...love him.

  • @lambros3652
    @lambros3652 2 года назад +21

    "It's one thing to make people laugh, it's another thing to make them smile." - Norm Macdonald God bless your soul.

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX 2 года назад +126

    Call the award the Candy, or call it the Norm.
    Ball's in your court, Canada.

    • @jasonrobertsASTONISHES
      @jasonrobertsASTONISHES 2 года назад +7

      That would be such a beautiful thing if they did it in his honour 🙏

    • @SxD1982
      @SxD1982 2 года назад +14

      I hope we do honor Norm. But I've been looking at the MSM here and there was nothing more than a small pathetic mention of his passing.
      I'm supremely disappointed. I am in Quebec, his home-fucking-province, hardly a peep about Norm.
      Yet America Universally honors him. Bob Saget gave I think such a beautiful insightful look into his friendship with Norm. Conan just released a bunch of hilarious insiders about Norm. Artie is in mourning and can't even talk about it yet.
      Anyways thanks America, atleast you have class. I mean that.

    • @hmh9661
      @hmh9661 2 года назад +1

      Yes! ❤️

    • @tamiller81
      @tamiller81 2 года назад +5

      @@SxD1982 I agree, Canadian brother. I live in Rhode Island, USA. I've been mourning his passing for days and re-watching his material. Canada should be more proud of him. Either way though, bless Canada. I don't know if you realize it or not, but Americans love Canadians and we're proud of our northern sisters and brothers. ❤

    • @flatTangent
      @flatTangent 2 года назад +10

      Maybe… the puck’s in their zone?

  • @loontil
    @loontil 5 лет назад +78

    One of the funniest things I've seen. He's enjoying himself more than the audience.

  • @carewser
    @carewser 8 лет назад +232

    That advice he gave near the end about not taking a fistful of LSD has proven very useful

    • @hoborock007
      @hoborock007 3 года назад +6

      I would agree...
      ..........I wrote it down

    • @HellInternAKACandyMD
      @HellInternAKACandyMD 3 года назад +3

      Technically, Christopher Plummers' advice. but I concur!

  • @jefffawcett
    @jefffawcett 2 года назад +17

    Christopher Plummer was a lucky man, his wife loved every joke, with real unrestrained laughter

  • @ItsTimePictures
    @ItsTimePictures 7 лет назад +190

    Norm is a treasure

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 7 лет назад +3

      'buried treasure that is.............'

    • @mydjmode
      @mydjmode 4 года назад +2

      A national treasure! 👏

    • @JohnDoe-vv3id
      @JohnDoe-vv3id 3 года назад

      Sure, like that dirty rotten old price of shit I found where “X” was...

    • @GrahamDixonUK
      @GrahamDixonUK 2 года назад +1

      @@luukeluketer1024 you were 4 years ahead of your time with this comment. I'm sure Norm would appreciate it.

  • @rasungod212
    @rasungod212 2 года назад +165

    Thanks Canada for this one, we owe you. I'll never EVER say anything negative about Canada

    • @SxD1982
      @SxD1982 2 года назад +16

      He was a gift, not a loan. God bless the USA.

    • @skipads5141
      @skipads5141 2 года назад +1

      There was that time those greenhorn pilots came across the border from Canada and committed that national tragedy.

    • @rasungod212
      @rasungod212 2 года назад

      @@Suspicious-Carl my reply would be surprisingly similar "thanks alot Canada!" My tone ehh might be slightly different though

  • @philmonaghan2569
    @philmonaghan2569 2 года назад +23

    The best closing line in award show history “Show’s over, folks” 😂

  • @SeveredLegs
    @SeveredLegs 2 года назад +29

    Norm did it all...nailing mainstream-style comedy with his trademark delivery.

  • @ChristopherIanMacfarlane
    @ChristopherIanMacfarlane 7 лет назад +81

    "The Candies" - Perfect

    • @hoborock007
      @hoborock007 3 года назад +1

      .....did it catch on?

    • @HellInternAKACandyMD
      @HellInternAKACandyMD 3 года назад

      @@hoborock007 I don't think it did, but I need to go research it. I assume no because I would've heard the jokes

  • @brainstew4you952
    @brainstew4you952 2 года назад +30

    RIP Norm. I did nor know he was Canadian. Makes sense with his Northern accent and quick wit. The world is mourning with Canada.

  • @jameshall7632
    @jameshall7632 4 года назад +44

    Whenever I watch Norm, I always get the feeling that some don't want to laugh, but they just can't stop themselves. That's what you call a master at his craft.

    • @crazyjameswaikle2695
      @crazyjameswaikle2695 2 года назад +3

      Like when he was on Jon Stewarts show just after Steve Irvin was killed and Stewart is BEGGING him, "Please don't make me laugh at this" but all the while knowing that he was going to anyways

  • @RapperThatDraws
    @RapperThatDraws 8 лет назад +36

    "do i have to leave the fuckin planet?"

  • @dogschosenpeople
    @dogschosenpeople 6 лет назад +68

    that deja vu joke was amazing that deja vu joke was amazing

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 6 лет назад +6

      Mirrorfucker I feel like I've heard that one before.

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 лет назад +3

      That deja vu joke was amazing

    • @hoborock007
      @hoborock007 3 года назад +1

      ...I missed it..........both times

  • @rudeboyrave
    @rudeboyrave 2 года назад +37

    RIP to the absolutely best comic of the 21st century. We love you Norm.

  • @rogerkomula4737
    @rogerkomula4737 7 лет назад +230

    Norm is like a fine Canadian wine.

    • @FloydMaxwell
      @FloydMaxwell 6 лет назад +3

      Extra Old Stock

    • @squareonere-run1583
      @squareonere-run1583 4 года назад

      Im not Canadian but even I have to agree. Eh? (Love Norm and love Canadians)

    • @zgillet
      @zgillet 4 года назад +1

      Dry.

    • @djhrecordhound4391
      @djhrecordhound4391 3 года назад

      So try it today! "Old Chunk Of Coal" red, or "Old Chunk Of Coal" white, if you happen to go that way...

    • @HellInternAKACandyMD
      @HellInternAKACandyMD 3 года назад

      He's definitely my choice of Canadian Whiskey.

  • @finnibertlunchiken7792
    @finnibertlunchiken7792 6 лет назад +91

    Norm gets Canadian self-deprecating humor. Anything that should be an insecurity and might hit a nerve is just eviscerated. I always thought Norm's humor worked well in the States but it works the same everywhere.
    Also God bless Catherine O'Hara. When Norm makes a joke not many know how to take, she takes it as a joke and shows it.

    • @alvareo92
      @alvareo92 4 года назад +3

      Fragotron McFarland I would too if I realised Norm is about to tell a joke about myself

    • @peteh537
      @peteh537 4 года назад

      He then said, "i owe a dollar". I thought he could have said loonie, but mind knew which one was better.

  • @michaelcaldwell3181
    @michaelcaldwell3181 2 года назад +16

    Norm wasn't an old chunk of coal, he was a diamond. Rest in Peace.

    • @TheCooterpuppet
      @TheCooterpuppet 2 года назад +7

      I always took him for granite

    • @idiotidiot5821
      @idiotidiot5821 11 месяцев назад

      A lot more ethical than blood diamonds

  • @AM-qw8zd
    @AM-qw8zd 6 лет назад +33

    All-time favorite joke "I'd like to take a brief moment....as all moments are I suppose"

  • @adiwidjonarko2229
    @adiwidjonarko2229 2 года назад +108

    Tribute to one of the greatest comedians of our generation. In his own words, his battle with cancer was a draw.
    “I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure that if you die, then the cancer also dies at the same time. “That to me is not a loss. That’s a draw.”
    RIP Norm...

    • @ligaze7749
      @ligaze7749 2 года назад +1

      It's true. But you can beat it by starving yourself to death. Cancer is hungry but eventually runs out of food if you stop eating.

    • @colinjames2469
      @colinjames2469 12 дней назад

      @@ligaze7749 total nonsense

  • @SuperCarcher
    @SuperCarcher 2 года назад +39

    Most of his jokes you know the punchline long before he says them. But it’s his delivery that makes me laugh out loud. Funny guy.

  • @TexanDog
    @TexanDog 5 лет назад +20

    When i lived in Canada i loved foreign films, that is comedy gold!! you gota love Nrom!!

  • @GutAValoiS
    @GutAValoiS 2 года назад +38

    This was one of the best and funniest award hostings I have ever seen, it was genius gold! Thank you Norm, you are already missed! Bon boyage... Blessings from a Colombian fan! 🇨🇴🙏🏽

  • @ReddoFreddo
    @ReddoFreddo 2 года назад +59

    Norm has perfected the craft of making fun of people in the most gentle way possible, while still being hilarious.

  • @dubsc.2684
    @dubsc.2684 2 года назад +31

    Saw this before, even funnier now if bittersweet. If the Oscars were ever this good, with a host like Norm? I’d actually watch! There never will be another host or comic like Norm of course. I absolutely loved him. I hope I meet you in the next life, Macdonald. God bless you and your brilliance.

    • @TelcoKen
      @TelcoKen 2 года назад +1

      Sadly the Left politized the Oscar's to where they're unwatchable. It's always jokes about a Republican president and while fawning over a Democrat president, or predictably virtue signalling support of the liberal cause of the moment.
      So shallow and so predictable.

  • @slomojoe9395
    @slomojoe9395 7 лет назад +778

    Norms not a hater. Except I hear he dislikes Hitler.

    • @geitekop507
      @geitekop507 5 лет назад +28

      Hypocrite!

    • @aaronrauschhuber3483
      @aaronrauschhuber3483 5 лет назад +53

      ...or so the Germans would have us believe...

    • @OfficialJoeKingOne
      @OfficialJoeKingOne 5 лет назад +21

      Slomo Joe What?! That’s ridiculous, he hasn’t even met the man!

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 5 лет назад +32

      I dont know if you're a history buff, but I heard he was a real jerk!!

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 лет назад +12

      How can you hate the guy that killed Hitler

  • @finnibertlunchiken7792
    @finnibertlunchiken7792 6 лет назад +55

    This is the best M.C job I think Ive ever seen by anyone.

    • @toddcarroll920
      @toddcarroll920 6 лет назад +1

      Norm is great Billy Crystal is pretty amazing as well as far as MCs go.

    • @satanmitdengeilenbarthaaren
      @satanmitdengeilenbarthaaren 6 лет назад +7

      Norm´s Performance at the ESPY Awards 1998 was also perfect

    • @michaelg4664
      @michaelg4664 4 года назад +4

      finnibert lunchiken Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes (last one?) was pretty funny as well.

    • @finnibertlunchiken7792
      @finnibertlunchiken7792 4 года назад +1

      @@michaelg4664 True!

  • @kimpeters8683
    @kimpeters8683 2 года назад +20

    I was
    shocked when I heard that Norm had died. Keeping his illness a secret was pure Norm. I started thinking back on all of the laughs that he'd brought me over the years, and the one with the teacher in the audience was absolutely genius.

  • @clydepiper4046
    @clydepiper4046 4 года назад +30

    MacDonald deserves a lifetime achievement award : )

  • @designate_om
    @designate_om 4 года назад +35

    i would watch every second of the oscars if it was just 2 hours of norm macdonald telling jokes and occasionally handing out awards

  • @flapjackson6077
    @flapjackson6077 2 года назад +16

    My goodness, Norm was brilliant! I discovered Canada’s culture in the late 70s/early 80s when I discovered Rush, then SCTV. My brother and I drove there and spent a week in Toronto, Ottawa, and a couple hours in Montreal, which I was too hungover from the night before in Ottawa to be able to deal with, so we went back to Ottawa, then Toronto.
    I’ve had a love and appreciation for Canada ever since. Great talent there!

  • @theomegaconcern9564
    @theomegaconcern9564 5 лет назад +24

    Norm is a national treasure.
    I saw him on the club circuit in the 80s. He's deserved everything that came to him.

  • @whispersignal1
    @whispersignal1 2 года назад +51

    So glad that there are still some clips of Norm out there, that I haven't seen yet. The really great thing is; everything he's done is infinitely rewatchable. Thank you.

  • @123benny4
    @123benny4 2 года назад +15

    Love him. R.I.P. Norm. I love the idea of a Candy Award. You were so sweet to have inhabited this world. You made us laugh. Gone too soon.

  • @mrveritas700
    @mrveritas700 5 лет назад +18

    Norm has a knack. A very witty and smart comic. He could tell you a joke about anything, for instance, he could go on and on about a bag full of rocks and sand and come up with something to make ya smile/laugh.

  • @johnnycashe4290
    @johnnycashe4290 6 лет назад +60

    Omg norm scolding the entire audience 😂😂😂

  • @trevormiles5852
    @trevormiles5852 2 года назад +12

    Norm... One more reason for us here in America to love Canada eyyyyy RIP you were a smile for a world, in a time of darkness.

  • @seanchesal5676
    @seanchesal5676 2 года назад +11

    I love Norm so much, can't believe he's gone. Beautiful to see how much of his work is being appreciated online these days though

  • @tazcerogers2947
    @tazcerogers2947 7 лет назад +159

    That was amazing, love Norm... such a refreshing and hilarious break from the mediocre mainstream comedians

    • @kurtrichards6899
      @kurtrichards6899 5 лет назад +8

      Would be the best Oscars host ever if Hollywood could get that giant stick out of their asses.

  • @TheJokerEffect
    @TheJokerEffect 8 лет назад +45

    You can never have too much norm. Fucking awesome.

  • @riproarin1042
    @riproarin1042 4 года назад +48

    John Candy is a legendary comedian and actor. He was special, I think of him often.

    • @jameslutian1977
      @jameslutian1977 3 года назад +5

      There's no comedian since who's been able to connect with an audience like him. Today's comedic actors seem so cut throat with little feeling. John Candy made me both laugh at life and also feel good about it.

    • @erikthorsen240
      @erikthorsen240 3 года назад +1

      I love John Candy deeply. I'm so glad he lived.

  • @beatz04
    @beatz04 6 лет назад +235

    Looking dapper, that old chunk of coal !

    • @RChayes71788
      @RChayes71788 5 лет назад +1

      Jacket is too tight and short, but

    • @nostalgiajunkie
      @nostalgiajunkie 4 года назад +2

      R Chase that one went a lil over your head lmao

    • @RChayes71788
      @RChayes71788 4 года назад

      @@nostalgiajunkie nope, a good suit is like a good lawyer, it covers your ass, down to your thumbs knuckle. Too tight, looks like a teenager wearing his childhood suit.
      Love Norm, but..

    • @nostalgiajunkie
      @nostalgiajunkie 4 года назад +2

      R Chase knowing norm he’s probably playing into a bit that he’s a senile old man lol but our boy here was referencing some classic norm, I don’t think anyone would say norm looks great here

    • @VFN556
      @VFN556 2 года назад +1

      @@RChayes71788The suit was on purpose! Typical Norm.

  • @Allagi22
    @Allagi22 2 года назад +8

    When he talks to the 9 year old actor "This must have been like Deja Vu for you, being stuck in a room so long like this" HOLY SHIT that was funny.

  • @petersherman2187
    @petersherman2187 2 года назад +25

    RIP Norm. You will always be a legend.

  • @squareonere-run1583
    @squareonere-run1583 4 года назад +15

    "For some reason ive been told to stretch. ...So, ahhh.ahhhhh.ahhhh" NORM!!!

  • @donsmith3590
    @donsmith3590 2 года назад +34

    I can't believe I never got to see him live. Probably my second biggest regret in life. My biggest regret? That fistful of LSD I took an hour ago.

  • @1objection
    @1objection 3 года назад +31

    Damn, everything Norm says is funny, even if it is just the setup to a joke.
    I love this guy.

  • @djharp51
    @djharp51 2 года назад +6

    Damn, I just love this guy! He separates us all at the same time as he brings us together. No touchy subject ignored.

  • @butterflymoon6368
    @butterflymoon6368 2 года назад +11

    "I'm doing my part" was generous of Norm. Canadian humour is like British humour - self-deprecating.

  • @TweedSuit
    @TweedSuit 2 года назад +101

    Anyone else catching up on Norm's ENTIRE LIFE in the year 2021?

    • @donniefleming9914
      @donniefleming9914 2 года назад +4

      I don't even watch the news {because it's nothing but crap],and I kept seeing these "A look back at Norm Macdonald",and I was thinking,why are they phrasing it like that....I had to google it.Pretty sad....I just started binge watching him this year....I could listen to him for hours,what a genius!!!

    • @YaoEspirito
      @YaoEspirito 2 года назад +1

      Copy and paste comment? Boooo.

    • @HungryTacoBoy
      @HungryTacoBoy 2 года назад +1

      @@YaoEspirito Copy and paste comment? Boooo.

    • @canadianroot
      @canadianroot 2 года назад +2

      Anybody else telling you to STFU with this moronic (who’s watching...insert year here) meme trolling in September, 2021?

  • @paulcolson3220
    @paulcolson3220 2 года назад +19

    Funny but I binged Norm throughout the pandemic and woke up yesterday and he was gone. What a funny man.

  • @jordach545
    @jordach545 8 лет назад +77

    That joke about his son punching him in the chest made me howl.

    • @k.more1995
      @k.more1995 4 года назад +8

      @justin eslick I didn't get it

    • @faradaysage15
      @faradaysage15 2 года назад

      I didn't get it either

    • @jordach545
      @jordach545 2 года назад +2

      @@faradaysage15 it is highlighting the absurdity of his relationship with the younger generation. Basically saying that kids are pieces of shit.

  • @arranmacdonald6897
    @arranmacdonald6897 5 лет назад +41

    The foreign movie joke... you have to be a genius to even think of that

    • @shotarodeniet3301
      @shotarodeniet3301 3 года назад +1

      Came here to hear that joke again, ended up watching the whole video. Norm is brilliant

  • @philrobertson647
    @philrobertson647 2 года назад +8

    The final stand up comedian on Letterman's finale! What does that tell you..
    Respect is all... and he killed it .. love you Norm

  • @Sledgehammer003
    @Sledgehammer003 7 лет назад +96

    That daylight savings joke....HOLY SHIT NORM!!! what a gem.

    • @championdesigns
      @championdesigns 5 лет назад

      I didn’t get it at first ha

    • @StatManSteve
      @StatManSteve 5 лет назад

      Had me wondering, in 2019, because we changed the time last night as well, so I had to double check this was an older video or live broadcast in 2019.

    • @throughmyeyesonly
      @throughmyeyesonly 5 лет назад +1

      @@championdesigns I feel like an idiot. I didn't get it lol. Can you explain.

    • @WokerThanThou
      @WokerThanThou 5 лет назад +4

      @@throughmyeyesonly It's about the coincidence between Daylight Time each year only lasting 6 months a year and his (joking) ignorance about a new gimmick people will eventually hate and get rid of in the same amount of time.

  • @dirtydirtmcgogurt
    @dirtydirtmcgogurt 3 года назад +9

    ".... and a couple regional municipalities. WE are here...." I love when he does those transitions. It's like he transitions from joke-to-joke with another joke.

  • @sethmcbay5501
    @sethmcbay5501 4 года назад +194

    Show runs too short
    Norm: "i've been told to stretch, Eeeeh...Aaaah.....Goodnight everyone shows over"
    Don't give af

    • @johnnytremp
      @johnnytremp 4 года назад +16

      Oh thats what they meant by stretch?! lol that's hilarious

    • @Roll_the_credits
      @Roll_the_credits 3 года назад +4

      Lmao!! Went right over my head!

    • @crboxRTS
      @crboxRTS 3 года назад +6

      I was wondering if anyone caught that lol, Norm is a corporate producer's nightmare.

    • @HellInternAKACandyMD
      @HellInternAKACandyMD 3 года назад +1

      My response thought was, "Aw...he IS getting up there, but they care. I should stretch more too..."

  • @JAHinHK
    @JAHinHK 7 лет назад +60

    Norm is so good.

  • @petergibbons442
    @petergibbons442 6 лет назад +12

    Norm is perfection on stage. Hilarious as always and brings plenty of class to this occasion.

  • @giovannicoding
    @giovannicoding 8 лет назад +112

    Norm should host more shows like these and in the U.S.

    • @Zabs_Mcgee
      @Zabs_Mcgee 8 лет назад +9

      he does he hosts the awards shows that honor hosts of award shows who have previously hosted award shows specifically for hosts of past awards shows. kinda a big deal surprised you missed it there giovanni galvis...

    • @giovannicoding
      @giovannicoding 8 лет назад +3

      Zabs McGee you are so amazing I don't know even know what to say in this comment, but thank you so much for the comment. Thanks again.

    • @nthomas87
      @nthomas87 5 лет назад +2

      Liberals would never allow it.

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 4 года назад +2

      The gay mafia would never allow it

  • @jimpatrick1316
    @jimpatrick1316 3 года назад +4

    Norm's the gift that keeps on giving.
    Doesn't have to be in Canada to be adored.

  • @gotsparks09
    @gotsparks09 2 года назад +4

    “I lost a dollar.” Fantastic.

  • @hermanblume275
    @hermanblume275 6 лет назад +13

    Norm MACDonald is a universal treasure...

  • @MixxiPalandTeezo
    @MixxiPalandTeezo 8 лет назад +82

    Brilliant. Was sad when it ended :(

    • @juancpgo
      @juancpgo 7 лет назад +2

      everything comes to an end

    • @MixxiPalandTeezo
      @MixxiPalandTeezo 7 лет назад +4

      Except for this conversation. I predict we'll still be chatting 30 years from n.... THUD

    • @saneman6188
      @saneman6188 7 лет назад +8

      There is a saying in Germany... 'Everything has an end, only the sausage has 2'.

  • @Appleblade
    @Appleblade 5 лет назад +10

    Fantastic ... somehow, I hang on his every word... and find myself smiling all through his stuff.

  • @funnymanroccoisdead
    @funnymanroccoisdead 2 года назад +11

    September 2021…rewatching everything norm…but for the worst reason.

  • @sdot5389
    @sdot5389 2 года назад +13

    I remember when this happened. The jokes are way more conventional than the typical Norm stuff. But he was great at it. His Cape Breton joke was savage.

  • @felixdawson8497
    @felixdawson8497 5 лет назад +26

    I love when Norm can't help but laugh 7:50 love that brief moment joke - wonder if the ones he laughs at are the ones he finds most funny... I hope so. Maybe just random moments where he lets it out though

  • @patrikandersson6589
    @patrikandersson6589 7 лет назад +132

    Norm is the king! Sweden love you!

    • @StephNuggs
      @StephNuggs 6 лет назад +2

      Hear hear!

    • @alfonsnilsson2275
      @alfonsnilsson2275 6 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @--___--d
      @--___--d 6 лет назад +2

      Sure why not, I'll randomly add Norway too then!

    • @Playan.
      @Playan. 6 лет назад +4

      Also a Swede and Norm’s my favorite. He should do a stand up tour in Scandinavia.

    • @Cypeq
      @Cypeq 5 лет назад

      you guys are too cold for a warm welcome.

  • @HAL-9000.
    @HAL-9000. 2 года назад +4

    Norm was so excited he seemed to get emotional. That is something special about him. He knew he was about to kill and it showed in his eyes before he even uttered the words on the teleprompter.

  • @jrbisc99
    @jrbisc99 5 лет назад +10

    Norm Macdonald needs to host every single awards show!

  • @khalidamajoud2437
    @khalidamajoud2437 7 лет назад +18

    Greatest host, greatest guest and greatest comedian ever! Thanks Canada!

  • @sandrahanmer4758
    @sandrahanmer4758 2 года назад +7

    We didn’t know what we had until we lost it, Rest In Peace Norm

    • @brucemcdonald1114
      @brucemcdonald1114 2 года назад

      Oh... I knew. Norm has been cracking me up forever.

  • @OzarkFats
    @OzarkFats 5 лет назад +34

    Norm: “And who doesn’t love John Candy?”
    Millennials look around to see John taking a bow.

    • @g_aware_nerd
      @g_aware_nerd 4 года назад +9

      Bruh we know about John Candy LMAOOOO

  • @chikkenbonz
    @chikkenbonz 6 лет назад +9

    Norm is one of the funniest comics alive. He has me in tears nearly every time I see his bits....a true comedic genius.