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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @harmony.enforcer
    @harmony.enforcer 6 лет назад +13446

    I half-expected ''Bows emerged some 25 to 30 Thousand years ago. They were first produced by Heckler&Koch.''

    • @Jack-Negus
      @Jack-Negus 5 лет назад +151

      stefan beaubut 😂

    • @sharmisthasaha3884
      @sharmisthasaha3884 5 лет назад +639

      Everything is a weapon is you throw it hard enough

    • @ch1gga22
      @ch1gga22 5 лет назад +447

      Fucking idiot they were made by colt 49 years ago

    • @dutbud9049
      @dutbud9049 5 лет назад +193

      @@denniskibrik7310 You do realize that he's also joking, right?

    • @denniskibrik7310
      @denniskibrik7310 5 лет назад +37

      @@dutbud9049 look at the 12 year old who thinks everything on the internet is a joke

  • @Mike-zx7lq
    @Mike-zx7lq 7 лет назад +6925

    Well, now I fully expect an episode titled "Sword".

    • @jeffd.683
      @jeffd.683 7 лет назад +187

      Void Nil I'd watch that.

    • @JustShotsForMeh
      @JustShotsForMeh 7 лет назад +384

      The bow has a singular purpose, shoot an arrow, the arrow could vary, but swords were are vastly different from projectiles, a Gladius and a Sabre are both swords, made for completely different purposes.

    • @jeffd.683
      @jeffd.683 7 лет назад +291

      ***** So several videos on swords then?
      Sounds fine to me.

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 7 лет назад +39

      Void Nil
      Perhaps one on knives or axes?

    • @brainwasher9876
      @brainwasher9876 7 лет назад +190

      I can already think of the perfect Ahoy sentence for the sword. "There lies a refined menace in the mythos of the sword: while bows, axes and clubs were used to hunt animals before they were used in warfare, the sword is the first tool designed specifically to kill other human beings".

  • @kronosbot5
    @kronosbot5 6 лет назад +4941

    Bows, then firearms. It all just comes down to throwing rocks harder than before.

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 6 лет назад +486

      And theoretical mass drivers, magnetic cannons, or railgun are just the next stage of 'throw a thing REAL fast, REAL far.'

    • @PointlessGunSyncs
      @PointlessGunSyncs 6 лет назад +142

      FLSH_BNG that last sentence would be a very good climax for a video on the Rock, the first weapon

    • @kainepeterson6638
      @kainepeterson6638 6 лет назад +144

      All of human weapon history can be boiled down to do damage as far away as possible. Club, sword, spear, bow, cannon, gun, artillery, missile, cruise missile, SRBM, ICBM.

    • @Noble7whaaaaaattt
      @Noble7whaaaaaattt 5 лет назад +8

      FLSH_BNG too right

    • @drawsgaming7094
      @drawsgaming7094 5 лет назад +23

      How do I throw a harder rock more distance?

  • @realultraformerlyultranact6542
    @realultraformerlyultranact6542 4 года назад +2177

    Imagine 'sword' as a video.
    "A blade, and a handle."
    "Iconic enough to last thousands of years."
    "Deadly enough to last thousands more."

    • @clonkers
      @clonkers 4 года назад +235

      "Sharp enough to cut through skin, and strong enough to last a fight with another, it's only problem is, you can't carry two of them at once."

    • @realultraformerlyultranact6542
      @realultraformerlyultranact6542 4 года назад +182

      "Many weapons before have been built to hunt or cut wood."
      "The sword is the first to be used to kill fellow humans."
      "Whether it's cursed with an ancient soul that hungers for heads, or built of technology powerful enough to murder with a single slice, the sword remains."

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 года назад +50

      @@realultraformerlyultranact6542
      Replace 'sword' with 'spear' and you're golden.

    • @aloafofbagels6381
      @aloafofbagels6381 3 года назад +21

      I think you mean:
      "Sword."

    • @clasteryclast4972
      @clasteryclast4972 3 года назад +81

      "The Sword.
      Bronze.
      Steel.
      _Force._ "

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 8 лет назад +8395

    For April 1st, you should do an episode on something that's not at all a weapon. Like a spoon.

    • @CaptainCore993
      @CaptainCore993 8 лет назад +305

      or a fork

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 8 лет назад +596

      You mean like a Type-14 Japanese Nambu?

    • @dariussonofjazzlin7433
      @dariussonofjazzlin7433 8 лет назад +1050

      The pillow. Since the dawn of sleepover parties, the pillow has been a popular choice of weapon for bedroom romps and, due to its versatile design, hasn't seen that many changes. The combination of a sack and feathers can, in the right hands, deliver a significant whack.
      You get the point by now.

    • @andrescamilotousarcia2528
      @andrescamilotousarcia2528 8 лет назад +21

      a knife? maybe

    • @TheWhoamaters
      @TheWhoamaters 8 лет назад +101

      Andres camilo Tous arcia you do know a knife is in most cases quite a lethal weapon right?

  • @MegaMGstudios
    @MegaMGstudios 6 лет назад +4593

    "our story begins in a time before stories began"
    How does this guy keep coming up with these amazing lines?

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 4 года назад +93

      I AM really happy to see that at least close to 90 people didn't slept for that. What agreat line!

    • @Chr0m3dD347H
      @Chr0m3dD347H 4 года назад +58

      This man dissapears frequently, how do you think?

    • @EpicAlcatraz99
      @EpicAlcatraz99 4 года назад +35

      He is a brit 🤔 duh

    • @nvrndingsmmr
      @nvrndingsmmr 4 года назад +28

      He reads books, lmao.

    • @Reteo
      @Reteo 3 года назад +50

      @@Chr0m3dD347H Keep in mind that he gets pretty in-depth on his topics. I've yet to see one of his video essays miss even one minor detail (to my knowledge, at least). To top it off, the artwork and B-roll are very appropriate, consistent, and well done. This kind of attention to detail takes a LOT of time, especially when it comes to the amount of research involved.

  • @gingernytemare
    @gingernytemare 8 лет назад +2277

    "Our story begins in a time before stories began" Perfect.

    • @mindshuffler3332
      @mindshuffler3332 7 лет назад +88

      His writing is awesome!

    • @PlaystationProduction
      @PlaystationProduction 7 лет назад +13

      Stuart Brown is awesome, I know he does this by himself but he should upload more often and get more subscribers.

    • @AnnoyingOrange420
      @AnnoyingOrange420 7 лет назад +117

      You can't get this quality with frequent uploads, I think his videos are worth every second of waiting

    • @PlaystationProduction
      @PlaystationProduction 7 лет назад +2

      Samatosh Yes off course.

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 7 лет назад

      ... cause LOGIC

  • @cynderfan2233
    @cynderfan2233 5 лет назад +9071

    The bow and arrow. History's first answer to the question: "How do I stab that guy all the way over there?"

    • @andersonrobotics5608
      @andersonrobotics5608 5 лет назад +136

      @TheBunkerBuster 105 we got flaming arrows

    • @nicholashopper2133
      @nicholashopper2133 5 лет назад +317

      cynderfan2233 I’d say that one spear throwing device was first.

    • @stephaniescott531
      @stephaniescott531 5 лет назад +312

      Actually that award goes to the spear

    • @jmfm-r2q
      @jmfm-r2q 5 лет назад +8

      Lee ermy reference?

    • @alex-hh5yl
      @alex-hh5yl 5 лет назад +16

      @@andersonrobotics5608 we've got the flame thrower you know?

  • @jxe.7553
    @jxe.7553 6 лет назад +2921

    Every Iconic Arms Vid
    1. Brief badass intro
    2. Badass intro music
    3. Badass talking
    4. Badass review
    5. Badass outro

    • @kirwitch8236
      @kirwitch8236 5 лет назад +43

      Dundundundundun dundundundundun

    • @stejac133
      @stejac133 5 лет назад +88

      its a Buhjubhjahub thing. A symbol of juhebojejej. Quite stubbub. the gunweapongun, its hebjeb, bebdemp, and rubjub. but how does it bunkdunk? who jumpfunk? and why does it juggletug? (dun dun dun dun) it all started when Man C. Person designed the shootypewpew, which soon evolved into the gunweapongun, designed mainly for the brunkian military, but often seen in the hands of civilians. it's seen in many iconic examples of popular media such as bunkle 2 and bruhjk: the revenge of jucklebuk. Perhaps that's what makes it so huffledoe. from bunkale, to punkle. jubbly to succle. no other weapon is quite so jiddly. the gunweapongun. crunkle, junkle, and glibglob.

    • @xcytosc
      @xcytosc 5 лет назад +22

      I'm using this to help my writing format for an English paper.

    • @golfingstevie
      @golfingstevie 5 лет назад +2

      Badass everything

    • @jameschen9467
      @jameschen9467 5 лет назад +3

      100% Badass guaranteed.

  • @RevanStarrrR
    @RevanStarrrR 8 лет назад +2447

    "To the absolute casual." *Shows Skyrim*
    Holy shit that's perfect.

    • @MasterFancyPants
      @MasterFancyPants 7 лет назад +188

      I was hoping someone else noticed that savagery.

    • @Relf_G
      @Relf_G 7 лет назад +129

      Was about to post about that. If only Fallout 4 had bows, it would have been even truer.
      To add to this though:
      "...where every draw matters. Not at all games are so punishing though" shows Far Cry 4

    • @olecer
      @olecer 7 лет назад +77

      If vanilla skyrim is too casual to you... there is always a mod looking at you. =D

    • @dima-dimagers
      @dima-dimagers 7 лет назад +3

      I lol'd when I saw that.

    • @justiciar1964
      @justiciar1964 7 лет назад +3

      @ Oleker
      Requiem + Frostfall master race

  • @umurkaragoz
    @umurkaragoz 5 лет назад +2273

    18:46 You fools. Why isn't anyone talking about this gem in the comments?
    _"it speaks to something primitive within us, underneath the veneer of civilisation. After all, with only twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism: we have more in common with the caveman, than you think."_

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 5 лет назад +60

      Its odd. Most people want that. Me included

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 5 лет назад +5

      :)

    • @demon005gl
      @demon005gl 4 года назад +69

      Very well put and accurate. When the chips are down we WILL eat each other.

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 4 года назад +44

      It takes a week, starving a person, to have them revert to their primitive roots. It takes three weeks for someone to die from starvation.

    • @elyzium
      @elyzium 4 года назад +16

      @T Orrent Well if you dont have a gun, you are just hoarding for someone else. Aren't you now?

  • @jeremyaltamia5475
    @jeremyaltamia5475 6 лет назад +1987

    "Elegant. Effective. Eternal."
    Send shivers down my spine

    • @ch1gga22
      @ch1gga22 5 лет назад +8

      I didn’t even mean to shoot Im he just caught me by surprise

    • @duchessedeberne3909
      @duchessedeberne3909 5 лет назад +7

      My body is ready

    • @chummyweevil3948
      @chummyweevil3948 5 лет назад +5

      @dinox pertz I was about to say that lmao

    • @memebeater5726
      @memebeater5726 5 лет назад +5

      Do you know what else send shivers down spines?
      *Spooky scary Skeletons*

    • @Markzilla214
      @Markzilla214 4 года назад +2

      @dinox pertz Gotta leave you all behind to face the truth

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat 6 лет назад +2127

    The writing is so damn near perfect...
    "Elegant, Effective, and.. Eternal".

    • @Dogman_35
      @Dogman_35 6 лет назад +31

      So close to perfect.... except for "An Historical."

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 5 лет назад +14

      *"E"*

    • @Zwickerly2
      @Zwickerly2 5 лет назад +42

      @@Dogman_35 He's English, he can't help it.

    • @snowfloofcathug
      @snowfloofcathug 5 лет назад +5

      Dogman_35 it’s not wrong, just potentially grating

    • @ryanchuabowen2045
      @ryanchuabowen2045 5 лет назад +14

      Alliteration is amazing and astounding

  • @Aurik-Kal-Durin
    @Aurik-Kal-Durin 5 лет назад +1139

    19:06 _From troglodyte, to time traveler. Toxophile, or thief. Hunters, heroes, legends... god. Bowmen... yeomen. Bandits, kings... dungeon-delvers and dragon-slayers. Rogue, ranger, or elf. Settler..._ _savage. Soldier... survivor. No other weapon fills such a broad role, nor is any other ingrained as deeply into human culture. Such a simple thing, and yet...it's effect could not be more_ _profound._
    _The Bow & Arrow. Elegant. Effective. Eternal._

    • @movinperera
      @movinperera 5 лет назад +18

      Thank you so much for this!

    • @jessehernandez8419
      @jessehernandez8419 5 лет назад +27

      Pure poetry

    • @TheEmptyAutumn
      @TheEmptyAutumn 4 года назад +32

      Is it wrong that I shed a few tears when he reached the last three words? Especially "Eternal"?

    • @KGODSMACKC
      @KGODSMACKC 4 года назад +23

      Mr. Sassy Hips there's nothing wrong displaying emotion to the poetry this artist created for the tool that links us to our ancestors.
      Ive shed a a couple while shooting my recurve. I ready at elegant, pull at effective, and release at eternal.

    • @kiloklavdi1185
      @kiloklavdi1185 4 года назад +17

      I can't believe I've fell in love with those lines and it's about a stick with a strong string on it with a sharpened stick with feather attached to it

  • @HkSniper
    @HkSniper 8 лет назад +377

    Only Ahoy can make a video on such a simple and ancient weapon - and make it sound like the most epic weapon to have every graced the Earth.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 7 лет назад +29

      Well it IS what has lead to humanity not being extinct right now.

    • @F22raptorC
      @F22raptorC 7 лет назад +21

      before the bow,only the stronghest could kill an animal.even the spear was weak.
      so,yes.it if the FIRST weapons that anybody could use and perform well with it, and the reason why we are still here.it helped the umanity in the struggle for survival

    • @sumosushi7571
      @sumosushi7571 7 лет назад +4

      Infinite ammo and silent kills will always see a good bow a man's real best friend.

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 6 лет назад +1

      I love that the longest episode of this series is about a piece of wood and a string.

  • @onlyyoulyj
    @onlyyoulyj 5 лет назад +2979

    *this guy can make my eraser sound deadly*

    • @thehypocriticoath828
      @thehypocriticoath828 5 лет назад +71

      @Adolf Hitler DUDUDUDUDUN dududududun

    • @spoonkey
      @spoonkey 5 лет назад +9

      @@thehypocriticoath828 the fuck?

    • @dendord
      @dendord 5 лет назад +36

      @@spoonkey intro musi-DUNUNUNUN, dunununun!

    • @spoonkey
      @spoonkey 5 лет назад +7

      @@dendord owh

    • @jayveevalentino9042
      @jayveevalentino9042 5 лет назад +74

      The Eraser, Shapeshifter, Correction master, Writer's partner

  • @ImpulsiveDonut
    @ImpulsiveDonut 8 лет назад +2091

    Holy shit he's alive.

    • @redohealer2
      @redohealer2 8 лет назад +33

      It's been too long

    • @fallout1953
      @fallout1953 8 лет назад +55

      It takes time and effort to finish these videos.

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 8 лет назад +86

      You never rush perfection

    • @bobbyshewan4229
      @bobbyshewan4229 8 лет назад +2

      A. Theil Ohhh

    • @kutchinka4062
      @kutchinka4062 8 лет назад +6

      keep 'em coming Stu! love your channel!

  • @randomviewer7916
    @randomviewer7916 6 лет назад +3149

    3 sticks, 3 string.
    1 stick, 1 feather, and 1 flint.

  • @Simte
    @Simte 8 лет назад +1193

    I don't care about waiting because the quality in the videos is always superb.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 лет назад +4

      Simte yeh, quality over quantity ;)

    • @PatRiot-
      @PatRiot- 6 лет назад +2

      Much like video games....shitting out content just for the sake of content is not cool

    • @Jempai
      @Jempai 5 лет назад

      Exactly

  • @JoetheDilo1917
    @JoetheDilo1917 5 лет назад +367

    Jack Churchill: *laughs in brought a longbow to D-Day*

    • @Sp1n1985
      @Sp1n1985 4 года назад +48

      Yea but he was a absolute mad lad

    • @Biancaw.e
      @Biancaw.e 4 года назад +31

      And a sword

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 4 года назад +54

      Modern problems require ancient solution

    • @JoetheDilo1917
      @JoetheDilo1917 4 года назад +11

      @XxxthedestroyerxxX 774
      SOYUZ NERUSHIMI RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH
      SPATSILA NAVEKI VELIKIA RUS!
      DA STRAVSTUET SOZDANNIY VOLEY NARODOV
      EDINIY, MOGUCHI SOVYETSKIY SOYUZ!

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 4 года назад +9

      When an actor possessed by a medieval English king was enlisted into a great war against his worst archenemy of the past

  • @williamsc9528
    @williamsc9528 8 лет назад +396

    Everyone saying, "Holy sh** he's alive," He was never gone. It just takes a while to produce such high quality and informative content. Also, he has a child. Honesty, he's been fine over the past few months.

    • @bernardo4157
      @bernardo4157 8 лет назад +18

      WilliamSC rly? I didn't know that he had a son

    • @Necroskull388
      @Necroskull388 8 лет назад +48

      Yeah, he's been training the kid. You didn't notice, but this was actually the first time he's had his son narrate a video.

    • @bernardo4157
      @bernardo4157 8 лет назад +5

      Dagda Mor wait his son narrated this video?

    • @wtfrofllolxd
      @wtfrofllolxd 8 лет назад +30

      Ocean Man no, they're just messing with you man. his kid is only a toddler so not able to narrate a video (yet)

    • @ry_an.
      @ry_an. 8 лет назад +3

      way to ruin the joke

  • @GardenOfStone
    @GardenOfStone 8 лет назад +741

    EVERYONE!!!! CHECK THE DESCRIPTION!!! IT SAYS THE NEXT WEAPON IS THE M60!!

    • @PoLilT1nkT1nk
      @PoLilT1nkT1nk 8 лет назад +22

      YEAH, GIT SUM!

    • @tobos8909
      @tobos8909 8 лет назад +6

      Paul Thiele THE PIG!!!

    • @piotrrybinski1619
      @piotrrybinski1619 8 лет назад

      sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-dakka-dakka-1.png

    • @tobos8909
      @tobos8909 8 лет назад +1

      Piotr Rybiński Enjoy the party... Every Ahoy upload is celebrated

    • @JMDurden
      @JMDurden 8 лет назад +8

      More like check the description to support that Patreon.

  • @xifel72
    @xifel72 8 лет назад +375

    Ahoy is there very definition of "Quality over quantity" on this platform

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 лет назад +2

      Caden Firth pretty much

    • @fat_yosh
      @fat_yosh 6 лет назад +6

      And Lemmino

    • @nikitapoletaev905
      @nikitapoletaev905 6 лет назад

      Its quality AND quantity here

    • @Aleblood
      @Aleblood 6 лет назад

      Definitely check out Lemmino as well.

    • @kylefitz.2639
      @kylefitz.2639 6 лет назад

      As soon as I read this I knew someone was going to say "Lemmino"

  • @TovenDo.O.Video-
    @TovenDo.O.Video- 5 лет назад +432

    "To the absolute casual"
    * shows skyrim *. Lmao.

    • @erc778
      @erc778 4 года назад +1

      TovenOvideoRPC 69 likes now

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael 4 года назад +4

      @Ali Hadi Babar 12:10 "From the rules-hungry, hardcore..." Shows Neverwinter Nights. 12:13 "...to the absolute casual." Shows The Elder Scrolls.

  • @t850terminator
    @t850terminator 8 лет назад +397

    I would definitely watch him talk about the military history of the spork.

    • @coscorrodrift
      @coscorrodrift 7 лет назад +10

      "The spork will endure in school lunchboxes and camping equipment for quite a long time. Multi-purpose. Magistral. Mindful. "

    • @chriskeepit100
      @chriskeepit100 7 лет назад +1

      coscorrodrift 👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @chriskeepit100
      @chriskeepit100 7 лет назад +2

      Underscorer 👏👏👏👏

  • @P4r4k
    @P4r4k 8 лет назад +1238

    April fools video: the rock, the first weapon lol

    • @Matt-md5yt
      @Matt-md5yt 8 лет назад +39

      Mike Nie did Cane use a rock to kill his Brother? anyways your right though, besides the club

    • @CappuccinoSquid
      @CappuccinoSquid 7 лет назад +52

      Mike Nie You know he could make rocks fascinating. XD

    • @rosakuboleznennyesladkij1415
      @rosakuboleznennyesladkij1415 7 лет назад +12

      Like the rock from Rust?

    • @emeyeenaych
      @emeyeenaych 7 лет назад +60

      The rock, ever since 4 billion BC, has been used by humans even to this day. We use it as items for hopscotching, but our ancestors used it as weapons to beat the fucking shit out of their enemies.

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper 7 лет назад +27

      Mike Nie Also how Cain got the first positive K/D in the world

  • @DewClarke
    @DewClarke 8 лет назад +786

    This is like a documentary on the Discover Channel. I LOVE IT!

  • @bigpapa7645
    @bigpapa7645 5 лет назад +423

    “From a simple hunting tool to a weapon of war”
    what is war but man hunting man

    • @taistelusammakko5088
      @taistelusammakko5088 5 лет назад +7

      War is nowhere near hunting

    • @raddragon1373
      @raddragon1373 5 лет назад +24

      @@taistelusammakko5088
      Men hunt men.
      So i guess if we eat each other it could be called cannibalistic hunting.

    • @TheCornerCaseMan
      @TheCornerCaseMan 4 года назад +11

      Ahhh, Man. The most dangerous game to hunt.

    • @a.person1805
      @a.person1805 4 года назад +13

      @@TheCornerCaseMan The only hunting where you dont know who the prey is until they are slain.

    • @sanyin3615
      @sanyin3615 4 года назад +1

      :O

  • @djc1234
    @djc1234 7 лет назад +620

    Man, this guy has definitely got a voice for documentaries. Can't believe he hasn't been snapped up by a TV Channel to do some narrating -- be far better than some 'celebrity' that got the gig because of who he/she is.

    • @ShaDHP23
      @ShaDHP23 6 лет назад +11

      For a while, I honestly thought he was Temuera Morrison

    • @nachosNipples
      @nachosNipples 5 лет назад +3

      DJC123 he probably just like doin this his way.

    • @Skumtomten1
      @Skumtomten1 5 лет назад +36

      TV is a dying breed anyway. The future will be streaming, youtube and or similar websites, I don't expect traditional television to last for much longer.

    • @smeggytesters8585
      @smeggytesters8585 5 лет назад +1

      jpc1918 sponge bob is not cancer, you are

    • @undergroundbass946fm
      @undergroundbass946fm 3 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure he used to do advert voice overs for pirate radio in Sheffield, in the 90's.. if not, he has a voice double.

  • @alwang9690
    @alwang9690 6 лет назад +294

    "Our story begins... in a time before stories began."
    Have you ever wanted to make love to a phrase?

  • @exquisitecorpse4917
    @exquisitecorpse4917 7 лет назад +36

    Just a small historical quibble: The transition from the bow to the gun was precipitated largely by the firearm's user-friendliness. Even though the bow was more accurate and fired much more quickly than smooth-bore muskets, it takes a number of years to train an archer. Anyone can learn to fire a musket in an afternoon. By the end of the American civil war, guns were legitimately better than bows, but it took 400 years to get there!

  • @skid439
    @skid439 5 лет назад +122

    I’m surprised he didn’t mention the (I think) Scottish sergeant in WW2 who fought with a bow and long sword.

    • @michaelm9975
      @michaelm9975 5 лет назад +32

      You mean Mad Jack Churchill?

    • @victorhugofranciscon7899
      @victorhugofranciscon7899 5 лет назад +24

      @@michaelm9975 yes, in the reality he is not scottish, he just liked the scottish culture

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 5 лет назад +21

      German soldier: Is that man mad? He's playing the *bagpipe* all across the battlefield.

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 5 лет назад +7

      Oh, yeah
      Mad Jack

  • @Immolator772
    @Immolator772 8 лет назад +292

    Weird how he didn't mention that WW2 dude that used bow and arrows instead of weapons. That guy i a fucking badass, Germans kill millions with their MGs while that guy isn't even afraid of that.

    • @eruno_
      @eruno_ 8 лет назад +6

      I very much doubt person like that existed

    • @Immolator772
      @Immolator772 8 лет назад +54

      Search for Jack Churchill ;)

    • @eruno_
      @eruno_ 8 лет назад +83

      "Lieutenant-Colonel *John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming "Jack" Churchill* was a British Army officer who fought throughout the Second World War armed with a longbow, bagpipes, and a basket-hilted Scottish broadsword."
      Wow, why I didn't know this before, it's the coolest thing I read I in a long time!

    • @Immolator772
      @Immolator772 8 лет назад +11

      Yup, pretty impressive.

    • @typek6239
      @typek6239 8 лет назад +54

      Well, that's the British for you.
      Mental.

  • @erojerisiz1571
    @erojerisiz1571 6 лет назад +280

    Elegant.
    Effective.
    Eternal.
    The 3 e's
    Found in two weapons:
    Knife.
    Bow and arrow.

    • @ColtonWalker073
      @ColtonWalker073 5 лет назад +12

      Better to say blade, perhaps?

    • @JohnDoe-nf7up
      @JohnDoe-nf7up 5 лет назад +7

      @@ColtonWalker073 well knives have outlived most bladed weapons on the battlefield with the exception of a couple crazy bastards over the years.

    • @GirlypopShotgun
      @GirlypopShotgun 5 лет назад +1

      smack that M1911 in there and you have the perfect build for any shooter ever

    • @redblade5556
      @redblade5556 4 года назад +1

      Well, if you can block arrows with a knife You are worthy enough to kill me. Ten times over even. I, for one is a swordmaster, having mastered three ways of the sword, still find it harder to ward an arrow than a speeding bullet in midair.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 года назад +1

      Three. And the spear should be the very first.

  • @ShaDHP23
    @ShaDHP23 6 лет назад +383

    The simplest weapon has the longest IA video. That speaks volumes of its importance to man

    • @anim8dideas849
      @anim8dideas849 5 лет назад +22

      Spear?

    • @Jannfndnanakid
      @Jannfndnanakid 5 лет назад +4

      @@anim8dideas849 this ^

    • @AVGyerra22
      @AVGyerra22 4 года назад +27

      Spears = Kings of war
      Why? Literally every single battle in history has involved a spear-like weapon & it doesn't take a genius to wield it. Even in wars like WW1 & WW2 up to the modern times, we stuck knives into the tips of out guns, turning them into a spear-like weapon

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 3 года назад +2

      @@AVGyerra22 Railguns' electromagnetic rods are just advanced spears

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Год назад

      ​@@AVGyerra22
      Fitting that in The Banner Saga, it's a _prince_ that uses a spear and is pretty dangerous with it. I always liked that.

  • @ethana4574
    @ethana4574 5 лет назад +377

    “Twenty four hours and two meals away from barbarism”
    Holy shit...that’s deep

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy 4 года назад +21

      I think that line alone makes us all appreciate how good we have it.

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 3 года назад +6

      @@PelemusMcSoy Sometimes it's best to stop, and appreciate the little things.
      -Quote I stole because I am not Ahoy

  • @andrewpotapenkoff7723
    @andrewpotapenkoff7723 8 лет назад +232

    "Until next time..." Yeah, wait for several months...
    We love you, Ahoy!

    • @ninjaboyz333
      @ninjaboyz333 8 лет назад +3

      Andrew Potapenkoff do you have a problem? or are you just stating the obvious, yeah, it takes him a while to put out a video stfu

    • @MyH3ntaiGirl
      @MyH3ntaiGirl 8 лет назад +6

      zRarityYT asshole much?
      did he said anything again it?

    • @FieldMarshalFeels
      @FieldMarshalFeels 8 лет назад +8

      I'd rather a creator make a high quality video every few months than a creator shit out the same mediocre bullshit every day.

    • @bearclawsrock
      @bearclawsrock 8 лет назад +13

      Emperor Beaducwealm I'd rather see high quality content everyday

    • @alecwhatshisname5170
      @alecwhatshisname5170 8 лет назад

      Emperor Beaducwealm
      @Grant_Thompson

  • @turtwig104
    @turtwig104 8 лет назад +834

    Thank god I waited 3 months for this.

    • @theSato
      @theSato 8 лет назад +30

      Not hard to go on with life and let subscriptions notify you when perfection is ready :)

    • @ryanrobinson1238
      @ryanrobinson1238 8 лет назад +2

      Elias Note right?

    • @mitchhammond3213
      @mitchhammond3213 8 лет назад +11

      Elias Note id rather wait this long for a high quality video than him being one of those youtubers that chucks shit daily

    • @Dragos442
      @Dragos442 8 лет назад

      Elias Note Are you a donor to the channel? No? Then stfu

    • @timmydirtyrat6015
      @timmydirtyrat6015 8 лет назад +8

      +Dragos442 Fuck you.

  • @Reksrat
    @Reksrat 8 лет назад +652

    What a coincidence, I was just rewatching a bunch of your videos

    • @ahmedhassan9256
      @ahmedhassan9256 8 лет назад

      Same

    • @blairZze99
      @blairZze99 8 лет назад

      Ahmed Hassan Me too

    • @loiranserq2
      @loiranserq2 8 лет назад

      Same here.

    • @Ice-lb4ov
      @Ice-lb4ov 8 лет назад

      +Reksrat me too. Only history ones.

    • @tylarjones9281
      @tylarjones9281 8 лет назад

      Ice2192 What is worse than SJW'S and everything else in the world? Spiderman fans.

  • @Batu_26
    @Batu_26 7 лет назад +130

    Elegant. Effective. Eternal.

  • @Huy-G-Le
    @Huy-G-Le 5 лет назад +48

    Time Travel historian: so, how many of your troops are archers and also ride horses.
    Genghis khan: *YES*

  • @Channel9001
    @Channel9001 5 лет назад +145

    "The bow and arrow was once the pinnacle of weapons technology. It allowed the great Genghis Khan to rule from the Pacific, to the Ukraine. An empire twice the size of Alexander the Great, and four times the size of the Roman Empire."

    • @williamlangdon2596
      @williamlangdon2596 3 года назад +4

      I remember this quote, but I forgot what movie it's from.

    • @Channel9001
      @Channel9001 3 года назад +10

      @@williamlangdon2596 Iron Man.

  • @akopyl
    @akopyl 8 лет назад +259

    I love how he uses only oblivion footage up to a certain point and shows skyrim only when mentioning absolute casual. Bonus points for that

    • @sawovsky
      @sawovsky 8 лет назад +6

      It was actually transition from NWN 2 to Skyrim with (paraphrasing): from hardcore, to the absolute casual.

    • @vocalshogun4662
      @vocalshogun4662 8 лет назад +3

      I liked skyrim...

    • @DamienDarksideBlog
      @DamienDarksideBlog 8 лет назад +8

      They aren't knocking Skyrim too much dude. It is more casual vs NWN or even it's older title Morrowind. doesn't mean the game is shit, I also have over 500 hours in both

    • @akopyl
      @akopyl 8 лет назад +14

      lol get fucked nigga

    • @Crowbar
      @Crowbar 8 лет назад +2

      Shogun
      Casual is not a negative. It just means the target audience of Skyrim was the mass market, which is true. There are game design compromises you make because of that and hardcore fans won't like that, but if you like it then don't worry about it.

  • @trapical
    @trapical 5 лет назад +69

    The ending words, combined with that artwork and the lonely notes of the theme song.
    Shiver down my spine, and tears in my eyes.

    • @quefluxwinger3212
      @quefluxwinger3212 3 года назад +2

      I wholeheartedly agree!
      I also couldn't help but notice the Crosscode profile picture, perhaps I should finish that game?

  • @SharpWorks
    @SharpWorks 8 лет назад +213

    You should really do a video on the Bowie knife. It's been around for a couple hundred years, has an iconic look, and there's a decent amount of video games that depict it.

  • @R18Y
    @R18Y 8 лет назад +166

    Idea for upcoming episode: the humble Hand Grenade.

    • @Cxreymedia
      @Cxreymedia 7 лет назад +3

      Alfred Jodl it would be titled "grenade" lol

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 6 лет назад +26

      "A bullet could have your name on it, but grenades are addressed 'To whom it may concern.' "

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 6 лет назад +3

      I prefer Holy Hand Grenades. Hallelujah! Hallelujah, *BOOM!*

    • @nic-hol-assgrain6574
      @nic-hol-assgrain6574 6 лет назад

      He's gotta make a reference to the Holy Hand grenade

    • @josephgarfield3363
      @josephgarfield3363 6 лет назад +1

      What about the holy hand Grenade?

  • @Klamath2046
    @Klamath2046 7 лет назад +203

    Your knowledge of diverse mythologies alone has earned you a subscription

    • @anttitheinternetguy3213
      @anttitheinternetguy3213 6 лет назад +4

      Klamath 2046 its called google, google it up yourself if you dont believe me

    • @theonejackal89
      @theonejackal89 Год назад +2

      ​@@anttitheinternetguy3213Still, research takes a long time and finding a way to mix it into the video is great.

    • @anttitheinternetguy3213
      @anttitheinternetguy3213 Год назад

      @@theonejackal89 wtf i dont remember typing that kind of message at all. What a stupid thing to say by me. Yeah, i agree with The original commentor. I dont understand, that is not My type of comment at all

    • @anttitheinternetguy3213
      @anttitheinternetguy3213 Год назад

      Hey klamath in case you still use that user, im sorry for The comment. I feel like i Have Been pranked or something, whatever The case i wouldnt say anything like that to you

  • @AcersNN
    @AcersNN 5 лет назад +54

    My friend in class got a ruler and scraped the hole in the middle so a pencil could fit through and he put a rubber band on it and it became a bow & arrow.

    • @AcersNN
      @AcersNN 5 лет назад +3

      Yup

    • @AcersNN
      @AcersNN 5 лет назад +12

      He shot my friend with a metal tip and my friend got a red spot from it

    • @UnstoppableForces
      @UnstoppableForces 4 года назад +12

      Elegant, Effective, *Eternal.*

  • @gawainthedane3314
    @gawainthedane3314 5 лет назад +69

    "To the Absolute Casual"
    *Shows Skyrim*

  • @GVMERS
    @GVMERS 8 лет назад +64

    Great work as always, Stuart. Looking forward to your next video! :)

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 6 лет назад +1

      GVMERS ay! I subbed to you

    • @38mb.
      @38mb. 3 года назад

      @@DakotaofRaptors ok

  • @VeeZee777
    @VeeZee777 5 лет назад +25

    it's even a main weapon in warframe, a gameset tens of thousands of years into the future

    • @firebladeentertainment5739
      @firebladeentertainment5739 4 года назад +5

      Im still waiting for them to make a prime version of the Daiku
      that bow just punches through everything
      heck
      sometimes i deliberatly shoot with it through the enemies cover
      also one arrow, one line of enemies
      MANY headshots
      But shotguns are fun too

  • @N1njaTrollTech
    @N1njaTrollTech 7 лет назад +139

    When TF2 was shown, all I could think was “Crits are fair and balanced”

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 5 лет назад +11

      I only heard 1 thing.
      *THE PHLOG*

    • @shiftypenguin472
      @shiftypenguin472 4 года назад +13

      Considering the video was about bows all I could hear is LUCKSMAN. HOW WAS THAT A HEADSHOT. BROKEN HITBOX

    • @z-coenterprises9685
      @z-coenterprises9685 4 года назад +8

      Imagine society now if frying pans were made in the stone age

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 года назад +6

      @@z-coenterprises9685
      We'd be in the 5th or 6th world war by now.

    • @DeathDealer_1021
      @DeathDealer_1021 3 года назад +2

      @@z-coenterprises9685 CLONG

  • @TheRougeSky
    @TheRougeSky 7 лет назад +87

    "Undying trend of zombies" I see what you did there.

  • @thenobletaco4232
    @thenobletaco4232 7 лет назад +382

    men in tights was the best robin hood movie

    • @SneakattackMTG6833
      @SneakattackMTG6833 6 лет назад +9

      theNobleTaco wait I missed let me look at the script

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 лет назад +1

      theNobleTaco Prince of thieves wasn't bad either

    • @themustardthe
      @themustardthe 6 лет назад +8

      Nah, the furry Disney one was the best

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 лет назад +1

      The Ridley Scott Robin Hood movie, starring Russel Crow, isn't a great movie, but it does get at least a small recommendation from me, for being the only Robin Hood Movie I know that acknowledges that Richard the Lionheart was not some paragon of virtue and chivalry, but a bloodthirsty twat, who got himself killed trying to pillage a castle, belonging to fellow Christian Europeans

    • @snokky1611
      @snokky1611 4 года назад +1

      I completely agree!

  • @thepie193
    @thepie193 8 лет назад +119

    quality over quantity, the best way to describe this legendary channel, he's never disappointed anyone

  • @spectral_force5097
    @spectral_force5097 7 лет назад +10

    12:14 *Cuts to Skyrim* "To the absolute casual."
    Touche, my friend.

  • @mrswan7745
    @mrswan7745 8 лет назад +167

    0:23 "The bow and arrow is *an* historical weapon..."
    Off to a great start... *Okay I have to edit this, because there's a LOT of assholes that don't realize this is a joke, and now this is basically just a flame war over the pronunciation of "historical". Good Lord, I used to have faith in humanity.*

    • @GrazerMagic
      @GrazerMagic 8 лет назад +165

      In British English, "an historical" is actually perfectly acceptable, if a little snooty.

    • @Lily_Selverne
      @Lily_Selverne 8 лет назад +22

      Jaxon Duin that is the correct way to say it.

    • @ChristopherPuzey
      @ChristopherPuzey 8 лет назад +14

      a historical. h is not a vowel

    • @Lily_Selverne
      @Lily_Selverne 8 лет назад +46

      Christopher Puzey An hour. An heir. An historical.

    • @sirmidor
      @sirmidor 8 лет назад +34

      Incorrect. In the words you list, the "h" is not pronounced (hour is pronounced as "our", heir as "eir"). the h IS pronounced in historical, so it is incorrect to say "An historical".

  • @bagandtag4391
    @bagandtag4391 8 лет назад +5

    "From the rule hungry hardcore... To the absolute casual" *shows Skyrim gameplay* ROFL

  • @realeques
    @realeques 8 лет назад +14

    All the Hanzo mains be gachigasm-ing right now

  • @OzymandiasWasRight
    @OzymandiasWasRight 2 года назад +11

    If Ahoy uploaded a 3 hour video called "paperclips" on Tuesday, I'd be exhausted at work on Wednesday and it'd totally be worth it.

  • @bumboy5348
    @bumboy5348 8 лет назад +246

    15:19 why is there a rpg warhead on Rambo's gun?

    • @Vypren
      @Vypren 8 лет назад +1

      Lizard Boy thought the same lol

    • @MineCraftMichael432
      @MineCraftMichael432 8 лет назад +26

      It's like a rifle grenade I guess.

    • @SilverShr0ud
      @SilverShr0ud 8 лет назад +24

      It's probably a flash hider
      if not it's because Rambo is a bad ass

    • @TheRighteousDawn
      @TheRighteousDawn 8 лет назад +3

      Rambo is a pussy.

    • @Yunovus1123
      @Yunovus1123 8 лет назад +38

      Cause it's the 80's.

  • @ktown0173
    @ktown0173 8 лет назад +53

    This dude sounds like he could be a writer, he has great descriptive detail

  • @carlerman99
    @carlerman99 7 лет назад +195

    Why the hell are people disliking this??? this is RUclips gold!

    • @bleachboss1358
      @bleachboss1358 7 лет назад +10

      SixShooter their jealous of how good his videos are

    • @alejoappendino4462
      @alejoappendino4462 5 лет назад +8

      They are probably fans of clubs instead

    • @ch1gga22
      @ch1gga22 5 лет назад +2

      I know why does this have any disliked there is so much effort and such amazing execution

    • @krustykrabemployeepatricks3709
      @krustykrabemployeepatricks3709 5 лет назад +1

      I disliked because a twenty minute video didn’t debunk any myths about bows.

    • @serenacat7890
      @serenacat7890 5 лет назад

      Carler1 some people just want to se the world on fire :|

  • @akab211
    @akab211 6 лет назад +32

    I bow before the greatness of the bow

  • @Romanian901
    @Romanian901 8 лет назад +28

    i wish he talked more about several variants of bows. shortbow, longbow, recurved bow, compound bow, crossbow, ballista, arbalest. only the compound bow got mentioned though

    • @doommaker4000
      @doommaker4000 8 лет назад +3

      Crossbow and balista are completly different than bow amd ammo is called bolts. Oh and what this Arbalest is?

    • @Romanian901
      @Romanian901 8 лет назад +2

      Doom Maker arbalest is a late version of crossbow that was ergonomically more like a gun and used steel prods/bow. also the crossbow and ballista is still a bow but used in a different way

    • @GuardianOfTheHeaven
      @GuardianOfTheHeaven 8 лет назад +1

      Quhark Atkali And easily wielded, like a gun. Loading is a little difficult, but not too much.

    • @FieldMarshalFeels
      @FieldMarshalFeels 8 лет назад +4

      He probably will talk about crossbows in a separate video eventually, since they seem to have a unique relevance compared to the other kinds of bows you mentioned when it comes to video games.

  • @LimakPan
    @LimakPan 8 лет назад +278

    I never understood why bows became a symbol of dexterity, given how much strength you need to use one effectively.

    • @TheCreeperInc
      @TheCreeperInc 8 лет назад +30

      I think it depends on the type of bow, the english longbow required so much strength that the skeletons of the archers had bone deformation because of the extreme pressures exerted on them because they trained their achers during their growt growth

    • @taiiat0
      @taiiat0 7 лет назад +5

      requires much more dexterity than swinging a sharp piece of metal.
      all relative.
      not that there isn't some art to using a Sword, but you can get a lot further with just brute force with a Sword than you can with a Bow.

    • @LimakPan
      @LimakPan 7 лет назад +46

      Taiiat - start searching for videos on swordfighting or melee in general. You will be surprised, but everything is exactly the opposite of what you said. All you had to do with a bow is draw it back, which required a lot of strength and then shoot it in the general direction of the enemy together with however many archer the army had. There's no finesse or dexterity needed to operate a bow in a war setting at all nor outside it. When for example hunting, a good aim was needed, but it was all still in the arm muscles, as the bow needed to be kept steady even though the draw strength was usually around 350 newtons.
      In melee nothing was this easy as both sides are armed, both sides are defending themselves and even if you hit with a wild swing you're opening yourself up to get hit as well. Both before and after the introduction of plate armor, melee required a ton of knowledge on techniques and a lot of courage. There are thousands of medieval books on how to fight in melee that are still used today due to their validity.

    • @pyrrha7124
      @pyrrha7124 7 лет назад +16

      Pan Limak Can confirm. I shoot recurve bows for competition and training for half an hour by doing sets of 12 arrows in 2 minutes is enough to make my arm fatigued , trying to land an accurate shot beyond 1 hour training is nigh impossible due to muscle fatigue.

    • @taiiat0
      @taiiat0 7 лет назад

      thanks for the bias - swinging an object can get a lot further because you don't require to cut to be effective. it's a good way to but it's not required.
      see also: Greatswords - exta large metal baseball bats.
      it all requires much strength, that's aside from pairing that strength with things other than it.

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 8 лет назад +44

    i think the single best word to describe everything ahoy does is
    "Slick"

    • @f1r3hunt3rz5
      @f1r3hunt3rz5 6 лет назад +3

      Ryukachoo you mispelled "Perfect"

  • @MaybeNotARobot
    @MaybeNotARobot 7 лет назад +14

    In my opinion, a bow can be interesting as a sci-fi weapon, whether it's armed with arrows constructed from lasers, or a compound bow made with high-tech polymers, it's cool to see a character toting a stringed weapon in a time where lasers are the norm.

  • @CheeseWithMold
    @CheeseWithMold 8 лет назад +33

    IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST THREE WORDS THAT GET ME
    THESE ARE SO WELL WRITTEN

  • @talviah
    @talviah 8 лет назад +796

    You have the sexiest voice in the world.

    • @tieuucanh8958
      @tieuucanh8958 8 лет назад +24

      Information is Power You can litteraly hear his voice in Discovery Channel

    • @tieuucanh8958
      @tieuucanh8958 8 лет назад

      Information is Power You can litteraly hear his voice in Discovery Channel

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 7 лет назад +5

      Information is Power Along with Brandon Jones of Easy Allies and Clint of Lazy Game Reviews!

    • @fedoramolded5818
      @fedoramolded5818 7 лет назад

      Papa Hog creep

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 7 лет назад +2

      I know you're trolling, but it doesn't work. Soap *MacTavish* is Scottish. That was easy to spot.

  • @Deviltriggerfounder
    @Deviltriggerfounder 8 лет назад +107

    Holy Hell, these videos are very well made.

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 7 лет назад +1

      Rock me, Joey Santiago.
      "A chance to cast off the treachery of modern life"
      Chick-fil-a ad starts playing 2 seconds after the words leave Stuart's mouth

  • @kronosballer
    @kronosballer 5 лет назад +19

    The bow and arrow was made in 50-10.000 years ago
    People before 50-10.000 years ago:
    *arm wrestling intensifies*

  • @Legogunpro
    @Legogunpro 7 лет назад +71

    DO THE MUSKET!!!!!

    • @moth5724
      @moth5724 5 лет назад

      Please

    • @realz2715
      @realz2715 5 лет назад

      Manners are important anyways

    • @moth5724
      @moth5724 5 лет назад

      Cat_Life always

  • @manfromnantucket9544
    @manfromnantucket9544 7 лет назад +72

    "the birth of strategy, the art of war"
    shows a bunch of dudes flinging arrows at some guy's porch

    • @FloreyXE
      @FloreyXE 5 лет назад +6

      thats very strategic appearntly

    • @raddragon1373
      @raddragon1373 5 лет назад +3

      Its a strategy.
      I mean so long it works

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 4 года назад +2

      “Flinging arrows at someone’s porch is a effective strategy” - Sun Tzu the Art of War

  • @hashbrownz1999
    @hashbrownz1999 8 лет назад +88

    That one youtuber i always forget exists until a video pops up in my sub list, and i'm just like *orgasm*

    • @waves5651
      @waves5651 7 лет назад +3

      Probably Not A Chicken it's more RUclips than you tho

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 6 лет назад +1

      Probably Not A Chicken
      Just like Proton Jon.

  • @Kalancodragon
    @Kalancodragon 2 года назад +1

    What is most hilarious to me is that although the bow was discarded in war due to it's inability to provide enough propulsion, the arrow still has a niche use in modern militaries. A modern APFSDS (Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot) tank round is literally a large all-metal arrow fired at extreme velocity. Active armor does little to stop it too; the only real defense is more and denser armor.
    The arrow: the original kinetic penetrator, and now perfected to take down prey that nature could never create.

  • @brotherpanda3626
    @brotherpanda3626 7 лет назад +55

    "The Bow and Arrow"
    Please say silent.
    "Elegant," silent? "Effective," stealthy?
    "Eternal"
    (goosebumps) and thats why he should do the videos and not I.

  • @Amy-gz2ko
    @Amy-gz2ko 8 лет назад +235

    >sees video
    >video plays instantly
    >pauses the video
    >clicks like button

  • @kazuma913
    @kazuma913 8 лет назад +250

    never clicked a video faster. this man's channel is the definition of quality.

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 8 лет назад +1

      Skullkid96 RUclips RED

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 8 лет назад

      Skullkid96 *first episodes are free

    • @m-yday
      @m-yday 8 лет назад +4

      ShadowBanana I'm not into RED just yet, there's not enough series that entertain me yet, but the quality of some of those shows are still lower than this. Ahoy's animations are clean, simplistic and beautiful. The narration is done very well. His research is vast and his final work is extremely in depth. Yes, he may miss out some games here and there, but it's not like he can get everything. He chooses what he thinks to be the most important. It's absolutely amazing

    • @proxy1035
      @proxy1035 8 лет назад +3

      It reminds me of Kurkgesagt.
      It takes Ages for a video, but it is Always worth it.

    • @znxster
      @znxster 7 лет назад +1

      One day it might actually exist outside of the US.

  • @msdsmti7678
    @msdsmti7678 6 лет назад +15

    Love from Tehran! Your content is the very definition of quality. Your voice, the brilliant text and script, and the accurate information in your videos are a perfect chemical combination. Like " a dash of arcanity, a pinch of insanity, and a whisper of profanity " and we cannot stop coming back to your channel to watch your videos over and over again. Well done sir.

  • @chiffoncakeandtea
    @chiffoncakeandtea 4 года назад +17

    This video really got me interesed and now im seriously considering learning how to use the bow for sports reasons.

    • @lanthan598
      @lanthan598 3 года назад

      I couldn't recommend to you anything more than a compound bow, sure it may not be cheap but it sure as hell fun

  • @Hydrolaevea
    @Hydrolaevea 8 лет назад +404

    This is the absolute,legit,only channel that puts quality at the top of the priority list.And for that,we thank you,Ahoy.

    • @Defeshh
      @Defeshh 8 лет назад +10

      There are many others m8

    • @Cardhandler11
      @Cardhandler11 8 лет назад +2

      If you like quality content like this, check out Matthewmatosis. He posts super infrequently, but everything he puts up is so grade-A.

    • @TheSteelEcho666
      @TheSteelEcho666 8 лет назад +5

      FrankieOnPC is another such channel, in my opinion.

    • @TheSteelEcho666
      @TheSteelEcho666 8 лет назад +1

      You want some?

    • @Holygiant
      @Holygiant 8 лет назад +5

      Hell no... FrankieOnPC is more irrelevant than he has ever been. Once he was done getting shouted at for hacking in DayZ and CSGO he faded into obscurity. Glad I don't have to hear his obnoxious voice again.

  • @Rohrkrepierer
    @Rohrkrepierer 8 лет назад +72

    I swear, Ahoy could sell a piece of shit and make it look good...

    • @Insurgency27
      @Insurgency27 7 лет назад +7

      TheKoorallchannel "sell me this pen" xD

    • @nguyenbinhphuong1491
      @nguyenbinhphuong1491 7 лет назад +4

      TheKoorallchannel you mean Ahoy can make shit into legend?

    • @ahmadalkhateeb1180
      @ahmadalkhateeb1180 7 лет назад

      he did, you just missed it. They're sold out in 2 minutes.

  • @LesbianWitchAcademia
    @LesbianWitchAcademia 6 лет назад +6

    "That bow has enough kinetic energy to stop a charging Rhino in it's tracks." Ahhh the Crysis Predator Bow. You will always be my favorite weapon in all of video gaming.

  • @VenusandMaiku
    @VenusandMaiku 8 лет назад +618

    Surprised Hanzo from Overwatch doesn't have a cameo.

    • @krapfantasy
      @krapfantasy 8 лет назад +10

      Maiku Wong haha was waiting for him as well

    • @lightspeedgamer1723
      @lightspeedgamer1723 8 лет назад +2

      Maiku Wong ikr

    • @ninjaboyz333
      @ninjaboyz333 8 лет назад +39

      Maiku Wong fuck no he's a loser

    • @TheDudeWhoCommented
      @TheDudeWhoCommented 8 лет назад +15

      or Zelda

    • @Aabicus
      @Aabicus 8 лет назад +34

      I was hoping for Fightin' Jack Churchill, the real-life British soldier who wielded a longbow and claymore in actual WWII combat.

  • @brainnim9935
    @brainnim9935 8 лет назад +4

    "To the most casual"
    *skyrim is displayed*
    BASED AHOY SAYS IT :D

  • @zak-of-all-trades9638
    @zak-of-all-trades9638 6 лет назад +21

    For the next series of iconic arms:
    Browning .50 Cal
    Barrett .50 Cal
    Flamethrower
    Crossbow
    Chainsaw
    Glock family
    AA12

    • @dontuseyourcellulardata7599
      @dontuseyourcellulardata7599 5 лет назад +3

      Mg 42
      Lee-Enfield
      Ppsh
      Stg44
      The musket
      grenade launcher
      Famas
      Aug
      Lewis gun
      Scar H
      M1897 trenchgun
      M249 saw
      Model 1887
      M4a1
      Galil
      G36
      PP bison
      Maxim gun
      An 94
      Tar 21
      Kar98k
      Mosin Nagant
      KSG
      M14
      Svt 40
      PPK
      Bren gun
      Ak74u

    • @somerandomguy8725
      @somerandomguy8725 10 месяцев назад

      My man, you correctly predicted 3 of them!

    • @hughquigley5337
      @hughquigley5337 5 месяцев назад

      It’s crazy that you correctly predicted three of his videos. Maybe Stuart saw this?

  • @ZR3009
    @ZR3009 5 лет назад +22

    *E3* :
    Elegant
    Effective
    Eternal

  • @Holygiant
    @Holygiant 8 лет назад +15

    Ahoy, you produce some of the most well-made content on RUclips. I think more should aspire to make something this good.

  • @julianglass2607
    @julianglass2607 4 года назад +26

    The bow and arrow, this primitive weapon was first developed by the legendary John browning in 1901. Its simple design became the back bone of the American arms industry.

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 7 лет назад +11

    16:11 - "Undying trend of zombies"
    I see what you did there haha

  • @muzboz
    @muzboz 6 лет назад +22

    THIEF: THE DARK PROJECT stands out as a great use of the bow in a game, not just as weapon, but as a multi-tool, where water arrows are used to douse light sources, and rope arrows act kind of like a grappling hook. :)

  • @nantu07
    @nantu07 8 лет назад +5

    A new Ahoy's video? An instant like and a cup of tea. Now I can relax and watch quality and informative entertaiment.

  • @riecheur6088
    @riecheur6088 4 года назад +7

    "On the third day, God made the Remington 870 Bolt action to fight off the Dinosaurs."
    - Mean Girls

  • @vasilzahariev5741
    @vasilzahariev5741 8 лет назад +189

    Next episode: Knife.
    Just kidding, great video.

    • @MrTBSC
      @MrTBSC 8 лет назад +28

      Vasil Zahariev i wouldn't mind it

    • @CelticSaint
      @CelticSaint 8 лет назад +1

      I like knives.

    • @dcs3395
      @dcs3395 8 лет назад +3

      Maybe a specific and iconic one? Bowie? Kukri? Butterfly?

    • @spairus4492
      @spairus4492 8 лет назад +5

      Why are you "Just kidding"?

    • @toddcolston1501
      @toddcolston1501 8 лет назад +13

      I wouldn't mind ahoy's presentation of the history of knives

  • @Jegbmf
    @Jegbmf 5 лет назад +3

    I love the sorta parallel they do with bullets and arrows. “The bow and arrow, faster and farther” “the bullet, faster and farther than the arrow”

  • @dispickle5971
    @dispickle5971 8 лет назад +337

    clicked on video
    liked the video
    watched the video
    left happy

    • @herzglass
      @herzglass 7 лет назад +41

      Now I wonder where in that chronology you wrote the comment... sleepless nights.

  • @erykrejner2528
    @erykrejner2528 8 лет назад +86

    Ow come on! A Bow & Arrow episode without any mention of the "Thief" series? ow well... Fine episode anyway.
    I just love how profesional you are not asking for likes subs and comments like a peasant.
    Edit: it was pointed out to me that at 19:12 when the word "thief" is droped it shows footage of the 2014 Thief game. My only excuse is that I knew the game was gonna be shit so I never played that one and did not recognize it when shown.

    • @MrTBSC
      @MrTBSC 8 лет назад

      Eryk Rejner yea but thing is they DO matter for spreading the video

    • @erykrejner2528
      @erykrejner2528 8 лет назад

      MrTBSC Sharing matters for spreading a video. Ahoy is a living proof you do not need to beg like a pathetic looser to be viewed and have a shit-ton of subs.

    • @MrTBSC
      @MrTBSC 8 лет назад

      Eryk Rejner sharing is just another way to get views but that is user dependant to spread to other platforms .. doing something simple as clicking the like/dislikebutton (doesn't matter which of the two) raises the possibility of the video being more visible in general without the need of a subscription with the way youtubes algorithm works
      doesn't matter if someone asks for it or not .. i personaly don't see the harm in that if the person in question provides me with entertaining or compeling content

    • @erykrejner2528
      @erykrejner2528 8 лет назад +2

      MrTBSC Well good for you. I personaly take the lack of asking for anything as a breath of fresh air. Not to ask is like a statement "I am confident in what I do and I do not need to ask for anything".

    • @MrTBSC
      @MrTBSC 8 лет назад

      Eryk Rejner yea i get that too many people asking for it may make it annoying or weak .. but on the other hand not asking for it may aswell mean that many less people helping a genuinly good video to become more viral which imo is a bit of a shame ... and i saw (and i'm sure you too) many good videos that i found criminaly underwatched .. weither people ask for the likes or not

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 8 лет назад +11

    He could talk about rocks for 2 hours and make incredible.

  • @LexusLFA554
    @LexusLFA554 Год назад +1

    "Largely due to the undying trend of Zombies" was such a good line.