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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • It's not about what you're doing, what you've done, or even what you will do. It's about the first thing you're gonna wanna do.
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  • @cheetosugar695
    @cheetosugar695 6 месяцев назад +522

    Jonathan Lonathan’s son.

    • @GroupNebula563
      @GroupNebula563 6 месяцев назад +5

      Yo Younger Man

    • @theasandys
      @theasandys 6 месяцев назад +24

      J. Jonah Jonathan Lonathan, CBO of Food

    • @YagoTheFrood
      @YagoTheFrood 6 месяцев назад +16

      Jonathan Junior. An alternative name is Jonior. Obviously.

    • @MrMcmister0
      @MrMcmister0 6 месяцев назад +17

      Jonathan Lonathan’s sonathan

    • @THEACTUALLDL123
      @THEACTUALLDL123 6 месяцев назад +1

      And there is another Jonathan Flying around and wandering around...

  • @maximilianmorse9697
    @maximilianmorse9697 6 месяцев назад +601

    "Converting your bicycle to a FLAC."
    Is that the sequel to spraying MP3 paint for a lossy finish?

    • @MattIsTheCat
      @MattIsTheCat 6 месяцев назад +6

      I forget. Is a WAV file Hi-Fidelity?

    • @Kawa-oneechan
      @Kawa-oneechan 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@MattIsTheCatYes and no. WAV files are (usually, they technically can contain MP3) uncompressed, so the highness of the fidelity is determined only by the sample rate and bit depth. A 44 kHz, 16-bit stereo WAV is equal in quality to a plain audio CD, and takes roughly as much space to store.

    • @wanderingrandomer
      @wanderingrandomer 6 месяцев назад +7

      A quality pun

    • @TMBKTheLazyBee
      @TMBKTheLazyBee 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@wanderingrandomerShuhS you!

  • @helloolleh_dis
    @helloolleh_dis 6 месяцев назад +318

    "If you're planning on going wrong distances, you might want to go backwards"
    Genius

    • @Akumasama
      @Akumasama 6 месяцев назад +7

      I mean, it's a good way to make sure your bike doesn't break down after 165-170 millimetres.

    • @guy_th18
      @guy_th18 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@Akumasama it's only 165-170mm forwards. backwards you can go any distance. life hack!

  • @CwapPlatinum
    @CwapPlatinum 6 месяцев назад +287

    "If you're planning on going Kong distances, you might wanna go with Cranky Kong"
    "H U H"
    "K! D! KONG DISTANCES"

  • @alyxgraff9121
    @alyxgraff9121 6 месяцев назад +215

    0:58 I didn't laugh at the Amongus joke, but I lost it when Franklin called out Da things for making said joke. Now that's some good meta humor.

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 6 месяцев назад +19

      It's such a shame that Amogus appropriated sauce jokes

    • @alyxgraff9121
      @alyxgraff9121 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@pareidolist Agreed

    • @sparky6757
      @sparky6757 6 месяцев назад +16

      Among Us jokes are like McDonald's. Are they classy? No. But do I enjoy them? I sure do

    • @alyxgraff9121
      @alyxgraff9121 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@sparky6757 That's a really accurate metaphor

    • @MrBeardsley
      @MrBeardsley 6 месяцев назад +6

      Getting away with a bad joke is easier when you can turn it into a good joke about how bad the joke is.

  • @crate_bot
    @crate_bot 6 месяцев назад +137

    "Hi I'm the finger titan" absolutely killed me

    • @GalenWill
      @GalenWill 6 месяцев назад +7

      I loved his name card in the bottom left corner. The Finger Titan!

    • @w0rmg0rl
      @w0rmg0rl 6 месяцев назад +10

      Kid Formerly Known as Finger

  • @JouvaMoufette
    @JouvaMoufette 6 месяцев назад +111

    Seat tube cluster! 👏 👏 👏👏👏
    Seat tube cluster! 👏 👏 👏👏👏

  • @GirlLove4Ever
    @GirlLove4Ever 6 месяцев назад +174

    These videos are exactly how my wife and I talk to each other

    • @i8dacookies890
      @i8dacookies890 6 месяцев назад +18

      goals

    • @Jeremy.Bearemy
      @Jeremy.Bearemy 6 месяцев назад +13

      3:56?

    • @GirlLove4Ever
      @GirlLove4Ever 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@Jeremy.Bearemy probably the most common way we speak actually

    • @aldar8240
      @aldar8240 6 месяцев назад +11

      having a relationship like that is professional

    • @nekropolis93
      @nekropolis93 6 месяцев назад +2

      The nerve.

  • @sbilldmilk
    @sbilldmilk 6 месяцев назад +70

    At first I was like "The Stop Tape joke is silly. Is that gonna keep happening the whole video?" and then I got to "STAPE" and busted out laughin
    And the Prawn Srars clalback got me dying.

    • @Luprand
      @Luprand 6 месяцев назад +3

      🎶 Saddle saddle saddle saddle ...

    • @metalgod91zb
      @metalgod91zb 3 месяца назад +1

      I bought it at an auction.

  • @labgrownhumanbrain
    @labgrownhumanbrain 6 месяцев назад +18

    "WHAT DID HE MEEN BY THIS?" is so stupid but it had me laughing instantly

  • @MrBeardsley
    @MrBeardsley 6 месяцев назад +28

    “You don’t want shoulder pain in your lower back.” That is a 100% medically accurate statement.

  • @deeperth8679
    @deeperth8679 6 месяцев назад +40

    “Racing commuterly” sounds like my mornings

  • @allthingstbv8278
    @allthingstbv8278 6 месяцев назад +69

    "not a lot of chafing on the inside of your nose" that is always top priority

    • @governor_explosion
      @governor_explosion 6 месяцев назад +6

      Very fitting that DaThings would post this at the beginning of spring, when everything starts blooming and my nose chafes the most.

    • @Fnidner
      @Fnidner 5 месяцев назад +1

      well, some rolled-up bills can really mess you up in there

  • @tverdyznaqs
    @tverdyznaqs 6 месяцев назад +33

    "you don't actually need the breaks... but you want them" that's wisdom right there, feels weirdly profound. Thank you Ellie!

  • @CaptainBZarre
    @CaptainBZarre 6 месяцев назад +93

    The STOP TAPE screen is a total vibe.

  • @ethanm2195
    @ethanm2195 6 месяцев назад +57

    First, Mythsters got a sequel, then Hey Cards and now this. It’s cool seeing some older YTP’s getting some new sequels.

    • @DDGenes
      @DDGenes 6 месяцев назад +1

      What is this a sequel to?

    • @ethanm2195
      @ethanm2195 6 месяцев назад +7

      Ticicle Bires and Schrader Valves which got remade no that long ago

    • @cattrucker8257
      @cattrucker8257 6 месяцев назад +8

      When Hollywood and the game industry can no longer be trusted to make good sequels, trust DaThings to step in and revive the lost art.

  • @seal3611
    @seal3611 6 месяцев назад +55

    The DK being switched from the Donkey Kong rap threw me so off guard

    • @stapler942
      @stapler942 6 месяцев назад +4

      I almost didn't notice it. Must be from all that Kraft Dinner growing up.

  • @Pyberspace
    @Pyberspace 6 месяцев назад +11

    The Finger Titan is something I would expect to see in the upcoming Elden Ring DLC.

  • @GretgorPooper
    @GretgorPooper 6 месяцев назад +18

    Long Distances, Wrong Distances, Kong Distances
    That would be a cool name for a book.

  • @superstache7173
    @superstache7173 6 месяцев назад +51

    Whoa, did you use the recently discovered Hotel Mario raw voice lines for this? That's really neat!

    • @Pyberspace
      @Pyberspace 6 месяцев назад +21

      Hearing Mario's "NO" without the reverb and background music is so uncanny

  • @cobalt2672
    @cobalt2672 6 месяцев назад +32

    I really appreciate how you put subtitles on everything, even with something as nonsense as a YTP. It's really helpful!

  • @matthewjones6786
    @matthewjones6786 6 месяцев назад +21

    Finding such a genuine sus in the bicycle light? You have one heck of an eagle eye!

  • @AKHTS
    @AKHTS 6 месяцев назад +29

    Love the "surf surf surf surf" joke. The way you showed us the material that was gonna be used for it immediately before pulling it, and we're still none the wiser til it happens. Brillliant.

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 6 месяцев назад +47

    Instructions unclear, turned my bike into a wireframe kart from the old Mario Kart games
    I also couldn't stop the tape, unfortunately

    • @SkydreamPony
      @SkydreamPony 6 месяцев назад +3

      Aah, but could you stap the tope?

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 6 месяцев назад

      @@SkydreamPony Oh yeah definitely. I'm a pro at spoonerized instructions

  • @GauntletQueen
    @GauntletQueen 6 месяцев назад +22

    Aah finally a DaThings YTP for the Dutch crowd, thank you Ellie

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet 6 месяцев назад +24

    Quill stems were prettier than the threadless headsets of today.
    Yay

  • @nanothrill7171
    @nanothrill7171 6 месяцев назад +11

    she's going for distance, she's going for speeeeeed

  • @Theshawnusgames
    @Theshawnusgames 6 месяцев назад +16

    Crank Length. A short term for this is Crangth. ObViOusLy.

  • @MediaMunkee
    @MediaMunkee 6 месяцев назад +10

    0:16 The first use I've seen of the newly uncovered clean version of *NO.* Timely!

  • @wahoodotwav
    @wahoodotwav 6 месяцев назад +19

    the credits bit was fucking phenomenal. i havent seen sentence mixing of the dk rap that good in ages

  • @no-man_baugh
    @no-man_baugh 6 месяцев назад +22

    0:17 Yo is that the Isolated Hotel Mario "No" Line From The Hotel Mario v0.09 Prototype Build?

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 6 месяцев назад +3

      Hearing without compression was cursed beyond belief

  • @ditch_magnet
    @ditch_magnet 6 месяцев назад +3

    "it provides a lot of kush, but not a lot of comfort"
    sounds like most of the relationships i've been in

  • @MrBeardsley
    @MrBeardsley 6 месяцев назад +6

    “Kong Distances” nearly killed me.

  • @demon-goat
    @demon-goat 6 месяцев назад +5

    as soon as he said “saddle” I was hoping the prawn srars bit would come back, I’m so happy

  • @ares395
    @ares395 6 месяцев назад +3

    At this point DaThings must have lost the ability to watch anything without seeing all the possibilities of creating yt poop

  • @mingtooter
    @mingtooter 6 месяцев назад +13

    WINDY CASTLE

  • @TomAcrossAmerica
    @TomAcrossAmerica 6 месяцев назад +6

    Had to search my deepest brain wrinkles to find where inner city pressure was from
    It was flight of the Conchords. And I can't get the old lady saying inner city pressure out of my head.
    Fudge, what a brilliant show.

  • @icyfrog
    @icyfrog 6 месяцев назад +3

    “if you’re planning on going wrong distances, you might want to go backwards” absolutely love this

  • @ghostyon3399
    @ghostyon3399 6 месяцев назад +7

    Inner City Pressure... shit, is that a deep cut? Has it really been that long? Only... 17 years??? Christ.

    • @orlandowordsmith6208
      @orlandowordsmith6208 3 месяца назад

      Check your mind, how'd so much time pass? What happened to those intervening 17 years?

  • @AquaLantern
    @AquaLantern 6 месяцев назад +2

    0:57 "We're gonna talk about SuS! *Really, Da Things? This kind of thing is beneath you!* " HA, love it

  • @camwing
    @camwing 6 месяцев назад +29

    I'm going to be racing commuterly, so this will be very helpful! I learned more from this one video than I did 8 years of bicycle school! Subbed!!!!

  • @Jared_Wignall
    @Jared_Wignall 6 месяцев назад +15

    Great to hear Jonathan from Jonathan Cycleworks talking about converting a road bike into a flac. Keep up the great work, have a great weekend and take care!

  • @Josbird
    @Josbird 6 месяцев назад +3

    The hitting you bit killed me

  • @TyGuy9001
    @TyGuy9001 6 месяцев назад +2

    Look, this is a really great video right here!!! No one can say that DaThings is just spinning her wheels. Or I.M.Meen’s either.

  • @adiosCapricious
    @adiosCapricious 4 месяца назад +1

    this is so funny, the sentence mixing and humor is amazing. the music part is probably my favorite for making me think about flight of the conchords for the first time in years

  • @AWalYT
    @AWalYT 6 месяцев назад +1

    Never thought I'd see a YTP of a video I deliberately watched on RUclips to get information a few years back...Neat.

  • @JulyTheNeon
    @JulyTheNeon 6 месяцев назад +3

    personally I'm more of a Funky Kong person when i go Kong distances, but whatever works for you is fine-

  • @Awesoman66
    @Awesoman66 6 месяцев назад +5

    That Mythbusters bit makes me want a Mythbusters YTP now.

    • @PandoraSystem
      @PandoraSystem 6 месяцев назад +5

      boy are you gonna love The Mythsters

    • @Lively_1185
      @Lively_1185 6 месяцев назад +2

      DaThings already did one, it's called Mythsters: Reloaded.

  • @bornofstardust5910
    @bornofstardust5910 6 месяцев назад +3

    Can confirm I do not want blades in my anywhere

  • @D0Gdidthemath
    @D0Gdidthemath 6 месяцев назад +7

    2:40 feeling pain from one part of your body in a different part feels like something from a sci-fi horror story

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 6 месяцев назад +7

      That's just referred pain

    • @D0Gdidthemath
      @D0Gdidthemath 6 месяцев назад +2

      Ah, I wasn't aware that was a thing (I may have forgotten about it)

  • @memeelfman324
    @memeelfman324 6 месяцев назад +5

    The sequel we didn’t know we needed

  • @tattersthebat6253
    @tattersthebat6253 6 месяцев назад +2

    2:57 this has become one of my favorite ytp jokes lol
    "L + Ratio + Get Bent + La La La I cant hear you + NeeNer NeeNer NeeNer"

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 6 месяцев назад +2

    Nice, Flight of the Conchords.

  • @palazzo1113
    @palazzo1113 6 месяцев назад +3

    This is truly one of da things

  • @randomperson11111123
    @randomperson11111123 6 месяцев назад +1

    Appreciate the very subtle Splatoon reference, got a snort out of me.

  • @sentientshoebox6113
    @sentientshoebox6113 6 месяцев назад +5

    This really taught me how to fly a plane

  • @ianlehman8342
    @ianlehman8342 6 месяцев назад +2

    [Provides] a lot of kush
    You're gonna want this
    But not too much
    Check it
    Pay attention
    This is gonna become important
    You don't want pain
    You don't want blades [in your back]
    Goldmine of samples for Jungle music?

  • @Irrelevant402
    @Irrelevant402 6 месяцев назад

    I'm wincing at the thought of his friend wearing sandals while biking.

  • @somehyena6038
    @somehyena6038 6 месяцев назад

    I have quoted the original YTP for 10 years. Now it's time to do it all over again.

  • @Qcom
    @Qcom 6 месяцев назад +1

    Going from stop tape to stape almost felt like an analog horror.

  • @Kaito57
    @Kaito57 6 месяцев назад +1

    "PSYCH."
    Damnit, he got us good, did he !?

  • @absupinhere
    @absupinhere 6 месяцев назад +2

    “The nerve…”

  • @FlynMaker7
    @FlynMaker7 4 месяца назад +1

    "Stop Tape" Texts:
    0:49
    1:32
    2:08
    3:09 "Stap Tope"
    4:07 "STAPE"
    4:19 "What did he meen by this?"
    5:15 "STOP" ×2 (or 4)
    6:25 "Discontinue"

  • @huskyd2000
    @huskyd2000 6 месяцев назад +4

    Commuterly racing is my favorite kind of racing!
    Also, circle of beauty deep cut! ❤

  • @AlyxDG
    @AlyxDG 6 месяцев назад

    I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen a Cake reference on RUclips, excellent work

  • @RushStudios101
    @RushStudios101 6 месяцев назад

    This is your best YTP in a long time! I love YTPs focused mostly around sentence mixing

  • @marilynjames2977
    @marilynjames2977 6 месяцев назад +1

    I swear, you are the best thing that ever happened to RUclips! ❤

  • @SP_Sour
    @SP_Sour 6 месяцев назад

    I loved "WHAT DID HE _MEEN_ BY THIS?"

  • @Akumasama
    @Akumasama 6 месяцев назад +1

    Instructions unclear, Donkey Kong stole my bike.

  • @LT_Foxfyre
    @LT_Foxfyre 6 месяцев назад

    Ellie's sentence mixing is becoming too powerful!

  • @LastLune
    @LastLune 6 месяцев назад +1

    Mario saying "Yes" is cursed.

  • @kathorsees
    @kathorsees 6 месяцев назад

    it's so stupid, but the WE'RE GONNA BE TALKIN' ABOUT THE got me so hard for some reason

  • @Shiggedy
    @Shiggedy 6 месяцев назад +1

    This has everything. Full idea realized, so technically, that's huge. I need good tubepoops habitually, and they're your original user reactions, eh? Generally? Or no? Nevertheless, all we are needing this Thursday: only day off.

  • @ramenai
    @ramenai 6 месяцев назад +1

    6:10 i was expecting this ever since the first repeated mention of the word "saddle" earlier in the video

  • @GalenWill
    @GalenWill 6 месяцев назад +2

    No rock and roll. The nerve!

  • @iamme1764
    @iamme1764 6 месяцев назад +1

    being a little bikeworm is very dangerous
    also glad to see some more i.m.meen stuff nowadays

  • @geoffreyprecht2410
    @geoffreyprecht2410 6 месяцев назад +1

    Wow! It's a Deep Cut!

  • @monster3339
    @monster3339 6 месяцев назад +4

    NOT MY KRACK-ON BIKE!!!!!

  • @sebastianruiz8181
    @sebastianruiz8181 6 месяцев назад +2

    DaThanks

  • @LordZolgonark
    @LordZolgonark 6 месяцев назад

    'Really DaThings? This here is beneath you' sent me

  • @TheBubblegumgirl14
    @TheBubblegumgirl14 6 месяцев назад

    "Reach - there's no Reach" missed opportunity for a Halo reference

  • @thepurestvessel9249
    @thepurestvessel9249 6 месяцев назад

    One of your funniest yet recently, jesus christ

  • @bifftannen3167
    @bifftannen3167 6 месяцев назад +3

    another home run Ellie

  • @1-800-NotARobot
    @1-800-NotARobot 6 месяцев назад +33

    Consider my schmovement maximized

  • @RCROX
    @RCROX 6 месяцев назад +3

    Really DaThings this right here is beneath you

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 6 месяцев назад

      Whatcha mean? I think it’s a perfect YTP.

  • @jamescooley9671
    @jamescooley9671 6 месяцев назад

    now the first thing you're gonna wanna do

  • @bogwife7942
    @bogwife7942 6 месяцев назад +1

    "hi, i'm the finger titan"

  • @keysmashkid
    @keysmashkid 6 месяцев назад +1

    YEAAAHH CIRCLE OF BEAUTY TURN THAT SHIT UP 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Xatzimi
    @Xatzimi 6 месяцев назад

    "Give the wheel a spin" took me so off guard because I've never heard the original audio, only it being distorted

  • @willhart2188
    @willhart2188 6 месяцев назад

    " You Suck At Cooking " has a lot of fun videos you could use for these. I think it would be a great fit

  • @thedeviouspanda
    @thedeviouspanda 4 месяца назад

    I know I'm an idiot because "kong distances" cracked my shit up.

  • @Trey3268
    @Trey3268 6 месяцев назад +1

    How do you even come up with this humor? I wanna know your secret to making these masterpieces.

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX 6 месяцев назад +7

    Nothing like an unexpected FotC reference to spice up a video

  • @PicaMula
    @PicaMula 6 месяцев назад +1

    Holy shit, this is a masterpiece.

  • @eupho5042
    @eupho5042 6 месяцев назад +6

    4:56 maximize shmoovement

  • @wonderlandeldemonanastasi
    @wonderlandeldemonanastasi 6 месяцев назад

    I knew when I kept seeing the stop tape screen unaltered that DaThings would do something silly with it eventually. The post-credits joke was epic!

  • @someoneinthecomments7706
    @someoneinthecomments7706 6 месяцев назад +1

    my cousin's bike had bike worms once, fucked up. ate the entire bike, bell and everything.

  • @ziginox
    @ziginox 6 месяцев назад

    Thanks, DaThings, I bike a lot, and now I know how to avoid peas in my knees It was getting to be a serious problem.

  • @kamesen24
    @kamesen24 4 месяца назад

    Luigi didn't think it was so funny. But I did!

  • @sophiegrey9576
    @sophiegrey9576 6 месяцев назад

    Kong Distances caught me off guard so fast