Born too late to explore the planet Born too early to explore space Born just in time to eat a steakburger from steak 'n' shake on July 22nd, 2023 at 2PM Eastern Time in Huntington, West Virginia localized entirely within your kitchen
Specifying "Pizza, the famous and popular food" - as if there's a possibility of us mistaking it for something else - has big eldritch-horror-in-disguise energy
Yeah, I think I've got five or six spare years to spend hanging out with flat earthers on the side of a lake watching Even Stevens. I can probably squeeze it into my schedule.
6:45 Okay, that's genuinely a pretty good description of YTP and what makes it work... Sentence-mixed into a YTP out of something completely unrelated. That is ART.
You're a flat-earther? Get in my car. I'm taking you to the mountains, but I'm not old enough to bicycle. I hope you like Even Stevens. Please also cancel your plans for the next 5-6 years.
Hello everyone! I suggested this YTP as my prize for Dathings' Try Not to Laugh challenge and it turned out so much better than I could ever imagine. Go share it with your Even Stevens friends and be free!
“The sins of humanity came a result of one pathetic man in the garden of Eden, just as the stigma of chicken nuggets came from one pathetic, gross chicken nugget in the garden of McDonald’s ” - The Book of Flat Alfie 13:11, FSV (Fortnite Standard Version)
God I don't know how DaThings can so consistently create such great youtube poops, it always amazes me how original and funny she is every single time, that takes some serious talent and I love her for that!
Everyone is welcome to come have a steak burger from Steak and Shake at 2pm on my birthday in Huntington. I won’t be there, but you’re welcome to do it
Bad news. I looked it up on Google Maps, and the only Steak n Shake in Huntington is closed. There's one in Barboursville, but it just won't be the same. :(
absolutely hilarious, there's some genuinely clever jokes here and it's so much funnier with the context of the original videos. 3:53-4:04 especially, this bit killed me.
i just happened to watch this for the first time on july 22nd 2023 after eating a hamburger. alas, not from steak and shake, and not at 2pm, but it was localized entirely within my kitchen so
This is basically an encapsulation of how my brain works- starting out talking about how concerned I am at science deniers, and then derailing hard into how hungry I am and these cool video games and anime I just got into.
"You could eat a Steak Burger from Steak and Shake on July 22, 2023 at 2PM Eastern Time in Huntington, West Virginia." If I were anywhere near Huntington, West Virginia, I would say "Challenge accepted"
I realized something... that's REALLY close to Ohio, and Ellie (DaThings) made a video about Skyline Chili, which is also found in Ohio. My theory is that if someone goes there at that exact time, we can meet Ellie herself.
I love steak n shake and my birthday is the 25th, so it looks like I am OBLIGATED to eat a steak burger from Steak n Shake on July 22nd 2023, at 2pm eastern time in Huntington, West Virginia
@@ronture8279 Congratulations, revisiting this comment months later led me down a very short rabbit hole of realizations and now I found out that Dathings is tangentially connected to fucking DollipDaze/Snapcube, and everything makes so much more sense. I had no idea
I expect the local Steak ‘N’ Shake in Huntington, West Virginia to be pretty crowded on July 22 this year, especially around 2PM Eastern time. If it isn’t I’ll be disappointed
thank you for manifesting the nightmares I give myself from leaving his vids playing while I sleep. If Folsen Idans doesn't witness what he's done to me I will cry. nice distorted face at 2:56
Развлечения
For those wondering if Dan has seen this, he recently tweeted "Fact: me hungry"
Who is this Dan guy anyway?
I need a link
@@javiers5599Try googling (with quotes):
foldablehuman "me hungry"
The things we have to do to share other online stuff on here. Thanks, spambots.
@@BungSmugglerDan Olsen From Folding Ideas.
@@BuhBuhGuyMan
Olson
"It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour chicken nuggets"
Now THAT, is DeePlY FaSciNatIng.
So that was what the rock was cookin....
Put in the work, put in the hours, and take what's ours (chicken nuggets).
2:51
Fingerli King good
"fortnite is an offshoot of christianity" this sentence will forever make me laugh
this totally explains the Roman Colosseum
"And thus god is Carlton."
Dr Witnesser
I was doing a try not to laugh challenge to this video and that's what finally got me 🤣
4:15
Born too late to explore the planet
Born too early to explore space
Born just in time to eat a steakburger from steak 'n' shake on July 22nd, 2023 at 2PM Eastern Time in Huntington, West Virginia localized entirely within your kitchen
Specifying "Pizza, the famous and popular food" - as if there's a possibility of us mistaking it for something else - has big eldritch-horror-in-disguise energy
About the size of a fully grown pizza
My new rapper stage name is gonna be "Pizza the Idiot". It'll go well with Chance the Rapper and Portugal the Man.
probably the most elaborate way to deal with flat-earthers
The real flat earth was the friends we made along the way
Yeah, I think I've got five or six spare years to spend hanging out with flat earthers on the side of a lake watching Even Stevens. I can probably squeeze it into my schedule.
@@redbearwoodallI’m just saying, if you manage it, you will almost certainly end up friends (or maybe mortal enemies)
The flirth
“You only have ten cents. That’s barely double digits.” Perfect line, man. Lol
4:56
6:45 Okay, that's genuinely a pretty good description of YTP and what makes it work... Sentence-mixed into a YTP out of something completely unrelated. That is ART.
Literally the most beautiful use of ytp editing ever. I love it
It's perfect
A continuation of Jore Jarrison’s enlightening monologue on the topic.
I feel like I just watched a folding ideas video about ytps, I really do
it's exactly the kind of video Dan would make about ytp
in fact how can we be sure that this exact video isn't really secretly him doing that?
As a flat earther, I can confirm that the pivot to flat alfie will allow us all to play fornite with christian bears who do the Carlton. Blessed be.
You're a flat-earther? Get in my car. I'm taking you to the mountains, but I'm not old enough to bicycle. I hope you like Even Stevens.
Please also cancel your plans for the next 5-6 years.
@@fjLKAorange is the new cookie.
@@fjLKA Maybe we could vape and pick huckleberries!
Yeah but shut up!
--Aristotle
Praise be(ar) to he!
"What do?" is such a simple edit yet it never gets old
"This is serious. Pray about it, and don't do it again" is going right into my bag of YTP quotes that I will continue to confuse my friends with.
Glad I'm not the only one who has such bag
I showed "hey buddy, nice cards" to my coworker and now he won't stop calling things amateurish and/or professional.
2:09
As a kind person who writes Jamie Oliver x Chicken Nugget fan fiction, this video speaks to me on a personal level.
Thank you for your service.
I though they were referencing chikin nuggit
I'd love to read some. Where is it? 🙃
@@MortalAnonymous
You think it's a joke, but people really have written things like Tony The Tiger/The Grinch
@@saagabragi6938 And you think I'm joking, but I love reading off the wall cringe.
“This episode is brought to you by the letter U”
“I’m sorry, that’s really A”
That one got me
"God is Carlton"
Don't think we wouldn't catch that YTP deep cut
And God said, "Can you make me a sandwich?"
Oh my God...
he's God!
@@ToaOfFusion "Noh!"
i severely hope that mr dolson is made aware of that end part because its a genuinely sublime act of transformative art
Hello everyone!
I suggested this YTP as my prize for Dathings' Try Not to Laugh challenge and it turned out so much better than I could ever imagine. Go share it with your Even Stevens friends and be free!
this is probably my favorite one out of the requested ytps, great pick for an Ellie source imo
3:30 I didn't even realize that "Eat oranges on the far shore and just..." was a rhyme at first. That's amazing
This is maybe the most violent credits mashup yet
Definitely some sensory overload going on during that one lol
i like it though, definitely checking that band out. been on a metal kick
@@FauxpasYT There's a lot, they've been around a while. If you want your mind blown... those are cellos and not guitars.
@@ziginox oooohhh neat
"That's kind of steak it or leave it" is killing me
“The sins of humanity came a result of one pathetic man in the garden of Eden, just as the stigma of chicken nuggets came from one pathetic, gross chicken nugget in the garden of McDonald’s ” - The Book of Flat Alfie 13:11, FSV (Fortnite Standard Version)
I can't believe Wikins and Won'tkins were flat earthers
They were also felt earthers
2:01
“Flat Alph is bleeding to death and you’re laughing?”
holy shit, a Folding Ideas ytp? DaThings you're fucking wild for this one
Ideas Folded Flat? 🤔😆
tbh i've been waiting for this one since the chicken nugget mashup at the end of the Darren Korb YTP
@@kumquatqueen5975more like unfolded and nicley smoothed out ideas
@@kumquatqueen5975Flattening Ideas with Don Arson
@@disnecessaurorex4908 Flatironed Ideas with Denny Orsen
3:43 Kermit’s bafflement is priceless!
You're not getting paid nearly well enough for this level of editing
God I don't know how DaThings can so consistently create such great youtube poops, it always amazes me how original and funny she is every single time, that takes some serious talent and I love her for that!
It's literally just steak it or leave it
@@antoniocasias5545 Its a line in the YTP. Sounds like you need to watch it again lol
Wilkins x Flat Earth is absolute goddamn delinquency
As a Flearther, I can confirm that turdy degrees happens to be the melting point of saus
I used to have a teacher who said turd instead of third, which lead to "two turds" being the height of math class humor.
“Yar har har, the Flerth is in my own backyard.”
Lives in my head rent free
The explanation of YTP at the end actually sounds like how Dan Olsen would phrase it.
"This isn't Poortnite" Capitalist Dan Olson is so cursed
“Localised entirely within your kitchen” 😂
5:52 Lmao DaThings actually based the lake shape (& nearby roads) off Mille Lacs, a big lake in real life Minnesota. Hell yeah
It's long running character HatThings! DaThings with a HAT!
Everyone is welcome to come have a steak burger from Steak and Shake at 2pm on my birthday in Huntington. I won’t be there, but you’re welcome to do it
2:32 for context
Bad news. I looked it up on Google Maps, and the only Steak n Shake in Huntington is closed. There's one in Barboursville, but it just won't be the same. :(
This video is very steak-it-or-leave-it
0:50 has to be one of the stupidest, funniest sentences I've ever heard in a ytp. Masterpiece.
the steamed hams part got me so much
absolutely hilarious, there's some genuinely clever jokes here and it's so much funnier with the context of the original videos. 3:53-4:04 especially, this bit killed me.
5:48
I love how this woman likes to make her own art for certain gags.
That “persuading idiots” was _soooo_ smooth.
good luck on your date!
The persuading idiots at 1:15 was 🤌🤌🤌🤌
This is the hardest I've laughed at one of your videos since Jenson's Impact, I was pretty much dead from the start
i just happened to watch this for the first time on july 22nd 2023 after eating a hamburger. alas, not from steak and shake, and not at 2pm, but it was localized entirely within my kitchen so
after all this time, i still find myself surprised you didn't find a good place for "tepid meat goo"
Wow! I love Folding Ideas, and you've stitched these together perfectly! I love the Jamie Oliver x Chicken Nugget part, lol. XD
This is basically an encapsulation of how my brain works- starting out talking about how concerned I am at science deniers, and then derailing hard into how hungry I am and these cool video games and anime I just got into.
any day when DaThings uploads is a good day
4:34 they removed my favorite shot pistol rifle gun in the latest season and that's very steak-it-or-leave-it
How in the world did you make a salient critical statement via sentence mixing?
Oh and the thing at the end about YTP was good too.
I have the sudden urge to go to steak ‘n Shake in Huntington wv on July 22 2023
2:51 caught me off guard so hard LMFAO
Watching this at 2PM EST on July 22nd, 2023.
have this timed so 2pm eastern time plays at 2pm eastern time
love the post credits bit in this one
“Localized entirely within your kitchen.”
You sly dog
Okay, the end crdits song actually kinda slaps tho...
oh god i hope he sees this
Dan's been pooped. He's officially a RUclipsr now.
That's a real Steak and Shake in West Virginia, see you all there on the 22nd!
"You could eat a Steak Burger from Steak and Shake on July 22, 2023 at 2PM Eastern Time in Huntington, West Virginia."
If I were anywhere near Huntington, West Virginia, I would say "Challenge accepted"
I realized something... that's REALLY close to Ohio, and Ellie (DaThings) made a video about Skyline Chili, which is also found in Ohio. My theory is that if someone goes there at that exact time, we can meet Ellie herself.
Also, there is only one relevant Steak N' Shake in the local area.
Good way to see if any of the McElroys watch your videos.
“And the primary concern of god is the true nature of the Carlton dance, its origin, and its destiny.”
I want a full version of that Cruel Angel's Thesis mashup
what a coincidence, I just happened to watch his video on "the metaverse" earlier today
Post credits on this one went hard af
“Stop. Being. Poor.”
The sentence mixing was so incredible I never needed the captions while still retaining that YTP style. Amazing job.
0:42
"People like that need brainwashing"
YAR HAR HAR 😂
I love steak n shake and my birthday is the 25th, so it looks like I am OBLIGATED to eat a steak burger from Steak n Shake on July 22nd 2023, at 2pm eastern time in Huntington, West Virginia
Let me know if you meet Ellie (DaThings)!
@@ronture8279 Congratulations, revisiting this comment months later led me down a very short rabbit hole of realizations and now I found out that Dathings is tangentially connected to fucking DollipDaze/Snapcube, and everything makes so much more sense. I had no idea
"This isn't poortnite" lol
Also, I'm always here for any use or version of Cruel Angel Thesis
The Carlton part kicked my ass. Also, great taste in music with Apocalyptica.
I think I will eat a steak and shake burger next Saturday. It'll be a 30 minute drive just for a burger for a late-ish lunch.
Let us know how it goes
Finally, I've been looking everywhere for Plays Evangelion By Four Cellos
On July 22 2023 at 2pm ET let's all order the steak burger from the Steak n Shake in Huntington, WV. The look on the cashier's face will be epic.
I've watched this a hundred times, because even YTP'd, his voice makes me feel safe.
"Stop being poor, this isn't poortnite."
2:39 - What, no Steamed Hams reference?
IT’S OFFICALLY STEAKBURGER TIME (steak it or leave it)
i am localized entirely within my kitchen
Did anyone actually go?
2:33 hey that's my birthday!
whoever eats a burger from steak and shake on july 22 2023 at 2pm est in huntington west virginia will have no idea a video has already mentioned them
I never thought Folding Ideas could get even better! ❤
"I'm so far above your financial skill level"
hooting and hollering
flat alfie supremacy >>>
Awesome, another DaThings video to watch 500 times until I can recite it word-for-word
I hope Dan has fun on his date!
The 4 Evangelion pronunciations was the ytp equivalent of when Eminem starts going full scat mode
I genuinely haven't laughed this hard since, well, your last YTP, your jokes and editing are always so clever
Amazing. I don't know how I continue to be shocked by the sources you manage to make hilarious, but I am.
i hope dolsin had a good date once this went live❤
Finally, I can upgrade to threetnite after saving enough 10 cents with poortnite.
I've watched Dan Olson's videos dozens of times, so this is just...beautiful.
i think this is one of your best ever sentence mixes i love this SO much
Lake Wawananka sounds like some kind of Pennsylvania based nightmare.
Never in all my years did I imagine one of my favorite breadtube creators being pooped.
Learning Dan does his steaks sloppy-style is groundbreaking.
I expect the local Steak ‘N’ Shake in Huntington, West Virginia to be pretty crowded on July 22 this year, especially around 2PM Eastern time. If it isn’t I’ll be disappointed
Finally, somebody makes a YTP of Vsauce Michael. About time too.
thank you for manifesting the nightmares I give myself from leaving his vids playing while I sleep. If Folsen Idans doesn't witness what he's done to me I will cry.
nice distorted face at 2:56
4:22
Only in Dikekike's Fesh Pince universe
I don’t know how you manage to make these. Must be hours of trawling through videos and clipping and refining. Thank you for your art.