{YTP} ~ Bob Ruten's Lethal Streethal System
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- Опубликовано: 12 окт 2021
- Many of the jokes in this video are taken directly from an older video of mine, "Bas Rutten Fights Bongs and Plays Paperboy" which was removed several years ago by RUclips. Not knowing the full weight of my actions, I deleted the video from my account and no backups of it exist that I'm aware of. This video is not so much an attempt to preserve the old YTP as it is taking what made the old one special and expanding upon it.
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This feels like an 8-year-old with a great vocabulary explaining the intricate details of how he tickle-fights with his brother
Yeah every sentence sounds like it was lifted from an actual conversation with a child for some reason
@McFlickers Same. Same. Same. Same.
It's all in good play, very wholesome, and now he's my bro forever!
Self defense but cute!
And the best thing that I would do, is I would play baseball with him!⚾️
"okay i'm sitting at the bar, minding my own business. *BANG* no i'm not!"
basically the entire video summed up in 2 seconds
Also summed up by
"Im sorry, im laughing"
The credits summed up the video very well
yes 😁👍
Self defense videos as a whole:
1. Only use weapons / fighting for self defense.
2. Assume everyone wants to attack you.
"I'm sorry, I'm laughing"
"BANG, No I'm not"
"It was all in good play, very wholesome, and now he's my bro forEVER."
Voice mixing is next level as always
The description of The Floor is Lava was a lot more extensive than I was expecting when it first started. 10/10
Seriously, it just GOES! Lol
The best part is the original video is Bas Rutten describing “self defense” scenarios where he is actually the instigator in like every mock scene.
Right, in what world do you break someone's knee who is sitting crosslegged at a diner?
@@russelllukenbilldisneyworld
My daughter was born about a month after this came out, and I can't stop referring to her as "El Bebé".
When I heard Bas Rutten was in MMA, I kinda thought they meant mixed martial arts, not molten magma avoidance.
👍😁
👎🏻 you’re reaching really far to make that joke have any kind of sense to it
@@alexclark4968 3:50
It's actually the Memeface Masters Association. He's just that good at trolling with his trollface.
@@alexclark4968 no he's really not
"Hey, you're sitting in my seat."
"Bang! No, I'm not."
How to not handle this situation.
"Eh, lookie what we got here! Small...uh...dog."
_(Field goal kick)_
Lost my shit at that one
I, too died at that point.
Wrong move
@@feralcyborggaming1531 Don't do that
@@Mordecai02 (Hehe, he kicked his dog!)
"Now dis knee, will be Disney"
You will pay for that one, Ellie. 😂
And this is Disney we're talking about. It ain't gonna be cheep ether.
I F T H A T H A P P E N S
you can always cry okay?
aa-aaa-aa-aaa
@@jreiland07 The Dutch accent really shines through on that part haha
If det heppens!
“Butt noises” is the pinnacle of comedy.
I'm disturbed how smooth the edit of him punting the dog was.
Ikr? I thought for a sec he actually kicked a dog 😆 i had to look twice
That's a sharp knife. Those guys know everything
You don't wanna mess with the cast of FoF in Fiof, they can cut a frozen solid block of sus, lol.
That’s a shit knife.
That's a shark.
Woah, what?!
Well now it's... Uh,
ANOTHER SHARK!🦈
@@thee2 that's a shark
whoa, what?
Well now it's cake
@@thee2 wherever you can find fivehuna-
"I'm sorry, sir, but I'm gonna break your life" is pretty intimidating, not gonna lie
I think he said "wife", but that's also pretty intimidating, *especially* if you don't have a wife
I mean, he might not kill you, but your medical bills will. Or the, well, getting your life subscription canceled by your skull getting cracked by counter.
@@aldar8240 DaThings always includes captions, and "wife" is correct of what he said.
The strongest technique in self defense, "blocking people on Twitter"
I love how unconcerned he is about the bob-ombs; he’s just calmly telling people, “hey, you might wanna clear out. Something doesn’t seem to be going super well right about now.”
I love how this starts off with this guy talking about self-defense and ends with him talking about the stuff he's gonna do with his bros.
Do my ears deceive me or was that a Skooks reference?
It was. Was a quick one.
…..Swooce
I was delighted
There was a window
And now we're gonna swooowce right in
He was gonna Swooce right in
Ever since I first found out about this guy through GTA 4 as a teenager I’ve just kind of seen him as a character that stepped out of the video game after deciding to just be real one day.
He was in GTA4? where?
@@CORV3TT33 In one of the TV shows, I believe it's called The Men's Room.
He also did the motion capture for all the car hijacking and melee combat.
I thought you were trying to say he was Brucie lol
That Morshu conversation had me in stitches! The meme face section was excellent too.
It was a whole story lmao it was amazing.
"And looky-look what we got here! Of course! Counter!"
As always.
“You see how confident this person is? Look at him! But what if he has no friends?”
SNIPED
Major props to Amir Rahnavardi AKA The Haymaker AKA The Hay-K-A AKA The Haymake-A-A AKA The Heymayker for taking it like a champ
my fav part of the vid hahaha it was so clever, had me cracking up :')
Hey, it was all in good play, very wholesome!
Okay-K-A
Of course he did. He is a nice guy who makes the hay.
“I’ve been a system for many years.” Nice to have some good plurality representation in media.
the followup with "i've been many many men" was definitely intentional lmao
🤣🤣🤣
Remember the joke about "A system of lemurs drops the beat" in one of the "Wow! It's Made!" videos? The lemur had an ampersand on its shirt! Ellie definitely makes references to plural systems, but most non-plural folk won't even recognize it.
Honestly, even though it's a couple throwaway jokes in a few YTPs, it makes our system super happy to see some representation that doesn't demonize plural folks! Ellie is one of my favorite people on the internet, and this kinda stuff just reinforces that!
@@geoffreyprecht2410 seems like it was in WIM 5 / wow! it's made!... up!
I can't wait to meet his alters!
3:13 MADE ME LOSE MY SHIT I LEGIT REWINDED THIS CLIP LIKE 20 TIMES AND LOST MY MIND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM
If you grab a baby by the throat, Gollum is summoned
Wrong move!
Don't do that to El Bebé!
I'm sorry I'm laughing!
I appreciate Bad Rutten teaching me how to play The Floor Is Lava
Just watching the latest DaThings video and BANG NO I'M NOT
Whuh...
-Amir Rahnavardi
“Ok I’m sauce, bang! No I’m not!” 2:29
@4:09-5:19
Ruten teaches an important lesson. One way to vanquish a foe is to make a friend.
At 2:54 when he kicked the dog I fucking lost it. That was fucking hilarious.
The "El bebé" is soooo impressively smooth. You're incredibly talented. How do you get started with sentence mixing like you do?
you kinda learn to listen for it. me and a buddy were wrecked on YTP, spoonerisms, sentence mixing for a while, it got to where when we were watching other shows wed laugh at the possible ytp potential.
Also, Ellie streams and gets ideas from her discord and the live stream while she's working, i believe.
That's why also RUclips Poop Hispano was also born, using of course the old SUS in spanish!
@@SebastianVik Yup, after a while you start expecting random "sus" or sentence mixing to pop up even in the middle of non-pooped videos :D
0:07 "I've been a system for many many years, and let me tell you, I've been many many men."
Bob Ruten has DID/OSDD, it's canon!
glad to hear he's finally comfortable enough to talk about it publically
Ellie has made references to plurality in a couple videos now. Remember "A system of lemurs drops the beat"? The lemur has an ampersand on its shirt. Ellie definitely knows about the plural community!
@@geoffreyprecht2410 I wish I had a system of lemurs, all I got are two dudes
nasty/disrespectful jokes about multiple personalities and all that shit: OUT
"i've been a system for many many years, and let me tell you, i've been many many men": IN
@@mozarteanchaos "Humour has to be offensive to be funny" If a system gets into a fight with itself, is it an alter-cation?
Sentence-mixing is a little rough during the end especially, but thankfully all my new YTPs have English captions published immediately upon upload. I got you
genuinely really helpful because my brain is like always off and i dont get most of the jokes the first time, thanks ellie
@@TheRealBatabii Nope! Typed out manually by yours truly :)
Dude your sentence mixing is the best on RUclips! Your YTPs are some of the only ones where I can always understand what they're saying, and it makes it so much funnier and more enjoyable
@@DaThings I love the subtitles, they're so nuanced
I'm very happy you have CC enabled now! It adds even more quality to your content. I can enjoy it without audio even :)
"I'm gonna block him on Twitter for 5 or 6 hours. Then I'm gonna troll him with my troll face. Bang!!!" Bob Ruten's Lethal Troll System
Oh my sides hurt from laughing so hard.
"I think it's a stupid joke, but I couldn't stop laughing for half an hour because I was visualizing myself with a big stupid meem face"
*5 or 6 months btw, not hours. Mr.Ruten takes his trolling very seriously when it counts.
You're good at finding interesting ytp sources.
ngl bob ruten’s been a real homie of mine for years, nice to have him back
You are an international treasure and I'm glad the world has you in it.
"Right away you say ok im sauce BANG No im not"
making your own assets for things like the bob-omb jokes always so good
going the extra miles
So this is the training video Shaggy watched to learn how to swoows right it. Also I never in my life thought I would hear Morshu say "You're a little idiot" but here we are.
“I’ve been a system for many years and I’ve been many many men”
DID joke? Well played. That’s funny as hell
This is one of my favorite ytps I always laugh every time I watch it
I remember watching the original ytp just to find the Grover Echoes ytp on a hidden annotation back when those were a thing.
This made me feel an emotion I did not know exists
Like having a bro? FOREVER. Who will play BASEBALL with you?
3:33 OH GOD I LOVE IT!!
KILLED me lmao
I love when DaThings references previous YTPs! 😂
DaThings YTP Universe
"Bong, bong, bong, block, wrap, bob-ombs."
Now I am ready.
Bas is such a funny dude, i remember when i saw this originally i thought i was laughing at him, i had no idea who he was back in the day. a couple years ago i got into MMA and it turns out this dude was being funny on purpose and is just a delight in general
Loving how often the recent uploads have been!
Consistency is key and I'm lovin' it
Oh fuck, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Kickiminthehead,
kickiminthehead,
Kickiminthe-kickiminthe-kickiminthehead! 2:09-2:14 🤣
this video represents the absolute apex of sentence mixing
4:24 when they become best friends made me want to see more YTP of this guy. This put me in a good mood.
0:58 OH NO! COUNTRY BEAR HUG HAS BEEN CRUSHED!
Always blown away by the things you're able to accomplish with sentence mixing. My son and I love your videos before bedtime, and it's especially nice when I don't have to edit them for content. Hopefully he doesn't spit toothpaste on me from laughing again.
Cool dad ⚠️
Me watching any of your YTPs, “I’m sorry I’m laughing”
Holy hell this one made me bust a gut laughing so many times. I love this one!
How on earth do you manage the thousands of inside jokes and references you have? Bringing back the earlier Country Bears reference and "We have alcohol now" had genius timing.
1:09
I didn't have subtitles on just yet, and I heard "life" instead of what was actually supposed to be "wife", so, what I heard was: "I'm gonna break your life." ...I can't tell if that's a worse threat than what he actually said.
Really appreciate the Skooks reference at 3:32
Tf is a skooks? Its a SWOOCE reference
But what I want to know is where's the caveman?
As soon as she showed the "Over here, there was a window." My instant thought was that she was going to use the "swooce right in" joke.
I am so glad I wasn't wrong
That’s something I haven’t seen in 20 years, Paperboy. That game was the shit back in the day.
2:02 the "looky look what we got here" made me think of Belgian comic character lucky Luke for some reason
4:37 me when I'm 8 explaining to the boys what we're doing during the sleepover.
"i've been a system for many, many years and i've been many, many men" as an osdd system i love this joke holy shit
I love how he explains for an entire minute what games he would play with him as friends.
“The Heymayker” is the epitome of word play
We came here for fatalities but instead we got a friendship
Bob Ruten's favorite games to play with his bro:
Street Fighter II (lul luul luuul)
Sonic & Knuckles (gotta go fast)
Chess (gotta go slow)
The floor is lava (start bouncing around)
Baseball (not gonna do right now)
2:09-2:14 made me spit out my drink! Thank you, DaThings, you are a comic GENIUS! 🤣
I love that you include 0:25 from time to time. That might be one of my favorite videos you’ve ever done hahah
2:40 was so good lmao BREAB
despite having only seen/heard this guy through this video he seems like he is very nice irl. i hope he doesnt break my legs
Lol the floor is lava joke is the funniest clean joke I've heard in a long time.
First, CS188 remakes Train Derails, now you remaking this, this is a great month for YTP remakes.
excellent work, glad to be one of your patrons. 👌👌
I was sad to learn that “Bas Rutten Fights Bongs and Plays Paperboy” but this is an excellent spiritual successor!
This comment made me laugh while giving me a stroke!
"See this? It's a crush soda. That's a weapon too, it will CRUSH YOUR FACE"
~Bob Ruten
The puppy kick caught me off guard so hard I nearly shit myself laughing lol
RIP smol dog
"I've been a system for many many years...I've been many many men."
nice 😎
Ellie has referenced systems before in YTPs. I don't know a single other YTP maker who makes jokes about it, especially respectful ones.
This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time. You continue to be a YTP genius. Thanks for making me laugh so much, you have solidified yourself as my favorite YTP artist ever.
The small dog kick actually got me to laugh out loud
Another DaThings classic.
The whole section whare he explains games and becomes friends with the guy is truly excellent voice mixing!
1:55 Throws a burger at a door xD
The Morshu bit at the end was the icing on the cake! Taking me back to the glory days of OG YTPs
01:07 "I'm sorry sir but I'm going to break your life" *Kyuh!* *Kyuh!* *Kyuh!*
I never woulda guessed Bas Rutten would be prime YTP material, especially in 2021, but here we are
3:45 I had a mouthful of drink I couldn't swallow during this, thanks...
These videos always brighten up my day. Like a kick in the heckin' head!
5:13 boys socializing
Man your videos have probably the best sentence mixing I've seen in my entire life
This one is not going to get the views it deserves; it's absolutely incredible
I will never stop laughing every time you swap vowels around.
I’m sorry I’m laughing. *BANG!* No I’m not!
Holy hell 0:17 has me cracking up like nothing else can.
"I've been a system for many many years and I've been many many men" good for him, not letting the neurotypicals put him in a box
OK, I'm convinced that this is possibly the best source video for a YTP ever.
This was hillarious, i'm gonna share it with all my friends
*BANG* no i'm not...
Holy wow, I've been liking each new ytp you publish more than the last for a few weeks now :) You're on a roll, Ellie!
If there's one thing that enhances the experience of DaThings videos, its turning on Closed Captions.