Trueeee! The old person one though, I work in fast food and the old people are the worst! So rude and expect to be served first, their order to be cooked first etc! Most don't even say thank you, and complain over the silliest reason... however there are some exceptions
omg yes!! i work for a popular coffee chain (the one with the siren...) and i know exactly what you mean about old people! they're so fucking rude! i've got to the point now where i either ignore them completely or just ask them the same question multiple times in different ways just to be annoying! lol :P
Old people at supermarket checkouts are the worst. They act surprised that they have to pay for their groceries and take ages to find their wallets, then they pack their stuff at a snail's pace and hold up the queue for ages.
My next door neighbour has a female friend who comes round to his flat and likes to sing. She clearly thinks she's a good singer, but she reminds me of a scalded cat.
I work in retail at the checkouts, I have to hear the same songs playing on the radio everyday. and now we have lockdown I had to explain every customer about signing in and wearing mask.
Its funny the email thing at work. Always happens to me, but inside of in person, they send me an instant message because they are offsite. Sometimes i feel like telling them to fuck off. Its like they think you sitting there doing NOTHING all day.
I had an argument with my roomate after i told him that its annoying to not let people get out of the elevator before he gets in. He disagreed said he wouldnt mind if someone did that to him and that he'd just push them to the ground. We stopped being friends and now he thinks I'm a psycho. Maybe i am. I dont know
ohhhhh talking about coffee orders ..one time I ordered a coffee the girl said what name will i put on it I was "Di" so i am sitting waiting for my name to be called for ages then I hear this girl calling out " death " i walk up and said what name did you call she says "death" i was " do you mean Di " she looks at the name again and was "giggle giggle oh yeah I thought since it was spelt die it was supposed to say death or dead " ffs
When you get on an empty bus/train, you sit down and put earphones on to listen to music, the bus/train pulls up to the next bus stop/Train station, someone gets on and they sit next to you even though there's an entire bus or Train carriage of other empty seats and they start talking to you. I absolutely despise that
Drives me insane on the train when old people have some stupid loud music for their incoming call ringer and take forever to find their phones and then, talk forever, even louder than their ringtone is! Grrrrrrr!
I get that older people are on a shitty pension because I'm on a shitty pension too because I'm unemployed, but If they're rude to me first, I won't be enthusiastic about giving them the pensioner discount or letting them pay with coupons. I'll let them have the discount and pay with coupons but I'm not going to be smiling while I do it if they're rude to me.
You are so funny to me. ....I watch you and imagine if we were catching up at a coffee club or something.....then getting kicked out coz we were laughing too loud!!!
I work for retail, when I put the closeup sign at the checkout, than comes one last customer with full trolley load. And also on Saturday just before 5.00 that's when customers try to rush in to pick up last minute, items
That no wave always pisses me off! I end up waving to them if I don't get one, then sometimes they'll wave back its more like a 'ohh hello wave, do I know you?' 🤦♀️
The text message thing, I hate that! I am 30 and going back to college and that’s all I hear. I just assumed I’m old. They always apologize but then they put it on vibrate but sit it on the desk. Then it vibrates every two seconds
Going into Office Works for one item yet every employee on their payroll asks if you need assistance. I wouldn’t be surprised if they even send out their cleaner to ask if I need help. 🙄
When you are walking down the side walk, and the group of people coming toward you, but they form a wall which you can’t go through, and they block the entire sidewalk, so you have to get out of their way like they are freaking royalty!!!!!! And they act like they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screaming children in the car because they are hungry so you go through fast food and the food is steaming hot and you have to listen to your kids scream at you because they see the food right there, in your hand, while you desperately try to cool it off 😭
Loud people in supermarket checkout lines who WANT you to hear their boring drivel conversation. They look around to see if they're getting any attention. 🙄
OH MY GOD the singing one!!!! That and when people don't know the words but they kinda half heartedly "jfudnfbfhdjjdjjjjjj" to the tune. Just don't please. Hum or google the lyrics. Plz.
Omg! I could relate to so many of these. I sometimes wonder how you could know all of these things that happen to me in your videos. I'm like that sounds just like me! 😂
Went on a road trip with my partner and his mum and sister. We were listening to the radio quite happily an hour in to a 6 hour trip and then his mum puts in her headphones and sings along to her ipod. 🙉🙉🙉
Christian Hull + Tanya Hennessey = BEST YOURUBERS EVER!!!!!!! Most youtubers that are actually worth watching are American. When I watch Christian and Tanya, I cry with delight that there are actually entertaining youtubers that are Australian! (I'm from Melbourne so that is literally the whole motive for this comment) Please organise a collab video with Tanya Hennessey, Christian!
😂 😂 loved this and you but one thing that bugged me all the way through the video was that little fleck of what looked like glitter in your hair, ii kept waiting for you to brush it off 😂 ironically fits in with the video xo
hot food!! i relate so much to that! there was this one time i was so hungry that i immediately ate hot food even though i was aware that it was hot but i didnt realize that it was THAT hot so i spit it out on my plate along with saliva and it ruined my delicious meal
About the tram thing... When I was a kid I would scream in my younger sisters face when she is going down the hallway when I was. This ruined my mum's relationships :) (I'm Aussie too)
People who take forever trying to explain a simple thing and you lose your soul after the 5th "and then, and then, and then" because 3/4 of it is irrelevant.
"the person who consistently borrows your pen day after day, but for some reason, they're not returning that pen & you're always lending them a brand new pen" my desk mate in school & he's in 2 of my classes GOD!! urghhhh
The lift!!!! Faaaarrrkkkkkkkkkk Or the people who know they are getting out the lift first yet they stand at the back of the lift where you should be standing because you are getting out last but you can't because those idiots decided to stand at the back!
I hate people, well that's a given. But I really hate people who need everyone to like them! They have to talk to everyone! And I'm wearing a shirt that say, "I love dogs, it's humans that annoy me!"
When I forget my password, go to all the trouble of making a new one...and suddenly remember the old one literally the INSTANT I hit the Reset Password button.
Ppls crap food choices lol. That's why I hate weddings. The choices are A or B and they're either filled with crap you don't eat or drowned in crap you don't eat. And why the seating chart? Most people are adults who go to weddings. I'm pretty sure they have no issues seating themselves
I cant stand people that decide that the middle of the corrador or aisles is the best place to have a team meeting or family reunion! Move to the side people!!! Not that hard.
5:40 This one I have to disagree with, But all other yeah I totally agree with. It doesn't mater if you can sing well, you sing for the enjoyment of the activity not the quality of the finished product. Just let the tone deaf enjoy themselves :L especially if they are confident to sing in front of others
One time I forgot my password and have to change it, the instruction says: no same password for the last 12 ones. F it, I only use certain passwords, what do I suppose to do?
I have to change my password at work every three months. I just add a number onto the end of the previous one. It take me six weeks to remember that my password is now ******11 not ******10
Trueeee! The old person one though, I work in fast food and the old people are the worst! So rude and expect to be served first, their order to be cooked first etc! Most don't even say thank you, and complain over the silliest reason... however there are some exceptions
omg yes!! i work for a popular coffee chain (the one with the siren...) and i know exactly what you mean about old people! they're so fucking rude! i've got to the point now where i either ignore them completely or just ask them the same question multiple times in different ways just to be annoying! lol :P
Tom Browne XD when I first started work, I was soooo polite to them, now I do the same! I get all sarcastic XD
Old people at supermarket checkouts are the worst. They act surprised that they have to pay for their groceries and take ages to find their wallets, then they pack their stuff at a snail's pace and hold up the queue for ages.
Online bullshittery 😂😂
Honestly don't understand why you don't have more subs. But it looks like you're growing quickly. You're great motivation for me as another Aussie.
Alex Ross you are a bloody legend.
😘
When you slow to let ONE car through and the next one pushes in too.
Me Sa e
Me Sa so bad
How about when you pull up at a junction behind another car and the car in front doesn't bother to indicate
love this video. I am a real person hater. this speaks to my soul! ❤❤
her same
Oh gosh! The one about people people who can't sing but always wants to sing, rendering me deaf with their poison voice! So relatable!
My next door neighbour has a female friend who comes round to his flat and likes to sing. She clearly thinks she's a good singer, but she reminds me of a scalded cat.
Oh my gosh, I love you. You’re so spot on 😂😂😂😂😂
the quality tho omg 😩👌
I work in retail at the checkouts, I have to hear the same songs playing on the radio everyday. and now we have lockdown I had to explain every customer about signing in and wearing mask.
The self checkout one literally happened to me about 15 minutes ago
Spot on Christian, spot on👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
OMG, THE EMAILS! Yes, people be crazy doing this!
Its funny the email thing at work. Always happens to me, but inside of in person, they send me an instant message because they are offsite. Sometimes i feel like telling them to fuck off. Its like they think you sitting there doing NOTHING all day.
I so love the opening a lolly in the cinema - so, so true...🤣😂🤣😂
I work for retail, in self checkout and customers can be annoying
I had an argument with my roomate after i told him that its annoying to not let people get out of the elevator before he gets in. He disagreed said he wouldnt mind if someone did that to him and that he'd just push them to the ground. We stopped being friends and now he thinks I'm a psycho. Maybe i am. I dont know
ohhhhh talking about coffee orders ..one time I ordered a coffee the girl said what name will i put on it I was "Di" so i am sitting waiting for my name to be called for ages then I hear this girl calling out " death " i walk up and said what name did you call she says "death" i was " do you mean Di " she looks at the name again and was "giggle giggle oh yeah I thought since it was spelt die it was supposed to say death or dead " ffs
When you get on an empty bus/train, you sit down and put earphones on to listen to music, the bus/train pulls up to the next bus stop/Train station, someone gets on and they sit next to you even though there's an entire bus or Train carriage of other empty seats and they start talking to you. I absolutely despise that
Drives me insane on the train when old people have some stupid loud music for their incoming call ringer and take forever to find their phones and then, talk forever, even louder than their ringtone is! Grrrrrrr!
I get that older people are on a shitty pension because I'm on a shitty pension too because I'm unemployed, but If they're rude to me first, I won't be enthusiastic about giving them the pensioner discount or letting them pay with coupons. I'll let them have the discount and pay with coupons but I'm not going to be smiling while I do it if they're rude to me.
Reset the self checkout machine. This happens multiple times each time I shop haha. I can relate lol
With the lift issue press the arrow in button next to the level number or letter it closes the door and directly takes u to the level
You are so funny to me. ....I watch you and imagine if we were catching up at a coffee club or something.....then getting kicked out coz we were laughing too loud!!!
I work for retail, when I put the closeup sign at the checkout, than comes one last customer with full trolley load. And also on Saturday just before 5.00 that's when customers try to rush in to pick up last minute, items
haha another fellow aussie youtuber!! yesss! Its amazing how many you find when you type "piss me off" in the search
That no wave always pisses me off! I end up waving to them if I don't get one, then sometimes they'll wave back its more like a 'ohh hello wave, do I know you?' 🤦♀️
The text message thing, I hate that! I am 30 and going back to college and that’s all I hear. I just assumed I’m old. They always apologize but then they put it on vibrate but sit it on the desk. Then it vibrates every two seconds
I just microwave the tea if its too cold
Oh dear, I'm a French female Christian Hull. Thanks for the laugh. You rock!
The self checkout one is 💯.
Lol you need to do more of these videos!!! The hot tea cooling down and the crinkling of a wrapper lol.
Seriously. These just get better and better. You have fans (my mates, you're welcome) in the UK 🇬🇧 now!
"I'm not gunna tell you I had sex with a heap of different people" haha. that made me laugh
Going into Office Works for one item yet every employee on their payroll asks if you need assistance. I wouldn’t be surprised if they even send out their cleaner to ask if I need help. 🙄
It’s so hard to focus on the topic with that lint in his hair. 😂😂😂
Holy FUCK I could listen to your voice legit all day omg 😂😍
That's exactly what happens to me when I make cups of tea!😂☕️
You are bloody hilarious! Like a cool breeze with a bit of warm sunshine on a miserable, overcast, outrageously humid day
On my gosh christine hall i never piss of you
When you are walking down the side walk, and the group of people coming toward you, but they form a wall which you can’t go through, and they block the entire sidewalk, so you have to get out of their way like they are freaking royalty!!!!!!
And they act like they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I felt this video on a deeper level haha all of these things piss me off too 🤣😂
hahahahah brilliant! did you film this on your new $4500 camera!?
Kate McGinness hahahaha. Sure is. I bloody love it.
Screaming children in the car because they are hungry so you go through fast food and the food is steaming hot and you have to listen to your kids scream at you because they see the food right there, in your hand, while you desperately try to cool it off 😭
Loud people in supermarket checkout lines who WANT you to hear their boring drivel conversation. They look around to see if they're getting any attention. 🙄
You are the BEST love it hahahaha 😂
OH MY GOD the singing one!!!! That and when people don't know the words but they kinda half heartedly "jfudnfbfhdjjdjjjjjj" to the tune. Just don't please. Hum or google the lyrics. Plz.
Shared meals are the best, because variety is the spice of life!
Omg! I could relate to so many of these. I sometimes wonder how you could know all of these things that happen to me in your videos. I'm like that sounds just like me! 😂
Things that really piss me off is that overused background music. But the people that email after just making a call annoy me more & need to be purged
I agree with everything except the sibling thing. When ppl ask me I just say ''fucked if I know ''
Went on a road trip with my partner and his mum and sister. We were listening to the radio quite happily an hour in to a 6 hour trip and then his mum puts in her headphones and sings along to her ipod. 🙉🙉🙉
That was my coffee you heinous (person) !!!
Anger has never been so funny.
Omg...u r spot on for everything!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love you....i can relate to it so hard!!!!!
My dad works as a mechanic with your brother 🤣🤣🤣👌👌
Lol!!!!!! Groups on the footpath.
Christian Hull + Tanya Hennessey = BEST YOURUBERS EVER!!!!!!! Most youtubers that are actually worth watching are American. When I watch Christian and Tanya, I cry with delight that there are actually entertaining youtubers that are Australian! (I'm from Melbourne so that is literally the whole motive for this comment) Please organise a collab video with Tanya Hennessey, Christian!
😂 😂 loved this and you but one thing that bugged me all the way through the video was that little fleck of what looked like glitter in your hair, ii kept waiting for you to brush it off 😂 ironically fits in with the video xo
Hahaha Oh, I want you as a friend! LMAO
hot food!! i relate so much to that! there was this one time i was so hungry that i immediately ate hot food even though i was aware that it was hot but i didnt realize that it was THAT hot so i spit it out on my plate along with saliva and it ruined my delicious meal
When you are on a double lane road & you are stuck behind two really slow cars
HAHAHA OMG. ALL those things piss me off tooooooooo!!!!!!
Hahaha thelast one is so true!!!! You hilarious
hahahaa. what i do that is annoying idk why i do it makes no sense i literally send a text asking something and then i call straight away XDD
When u we’re talking about putting the phone on silent I thought that I was getting notifications😂😂😂😂😂
About the tram thing... When I was a kid I would scream in my younger sisters face when she is going down the hallway when I was. This ruined my mum's relationships :) (I'm Aussie too)
People who take forever trying to explain a simple thing and you lose your soul after the 5th "and then, and then, and then" because 3/4 of it is irrelevant.
He deserves more subs.
"the person who consistently borrows your pen day after day, but for some reason, they're not returning that pen & you're always lending them a brand new pen" my desk mate in school & he's in 2 of my classes GOD!! urghhhh
The lift!!!! Faaaarrrkkkkkkkkkk
Or the people who know they are getting out the lift first yet they stand at the back of the lift where you should be standing because you are getting out last but you can't because those idiots decided to stand at the back!
My gosh this is greatness!!!
I haaaaate share meals!
You’re fucking awesome! Just subscribed to your podcast as well.
your so fucking relatable! ilysfm
Yer a funny bugger, Christian. So glad I found your channel.
Brilliant. Well done . Greetings from Belgium
I hate people, well that's a given. But I really hate people who need everyone to like them! They have to talk to everyone! And I'm wearing a shirt that say, "I love dogs, it's humans that annoy me!"
When I forget my password, go to all the trouble of making a new one...and suddenly remember the old one literally the INSTANT I hit the Reset Password button.
Omg soo funny Christian love your videos can relate soo much lol. Also from Australia 😊
Absolute GOLD !!!
I hate everyone!!! Let's be friends. And then go stand in a fucking doorway and catch up on how the kids are doing!....
Ppls crap food choices lol. That's why I hate weddings. The choices are A or B and they're either filled with crap you don't eat or drowned in crap you don't eat. And why the seating chart? Most people are adults who go to weddings. I'm pretty sure they have no issues seating themselves
I cant stand people that decide that the middle of the corrador or aisles is the best place to have a team meeting or family reunion! Move to the side people!!! Not that hard.
Love you Christian...more please
*Online Bullshittery = Porn
Invest in a ember mug. Life changing.
Exactly
5:40 This one I have to disagree with, But all other yeah I totally agree with. It doesn't mater if you can sing well, you sing for the enjoyment of the activity not the quality of the finished product. Just let the tone deaf enjoy themselves :L especially if they are confident to sing in front of others
Oh man.. can I just adopt you? You’re so funny...
Agree totally
Omw I lovee your channel.... I came across it when I saw yoyr south african treats box... hello from the capital of south Africa :)
One time I forgot my password and have to change it, the instruction says: no same password for the last 12 ones. F it, I only use certain passwords, what do I suppose to do?
I have to change my password at work every three months. I just add a number onto the end of the previous one. It take me six weeks to remember that my password is now ******11 not ******10
Nope on you as an old neighbour. I’m way older, my complaints are way less. Tolerance
Fucken love this ! 😂
Haha, you're awesome! I laugh so much :)
I think we would live well together lmfao
I really enjoy every mouthful of hate !!! Rant on ....you are my spirit animal
Bahahahaha your cool dude.
You totally hurt it
He's so funnyI just keep laughing...
i love this shit