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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @connoranderson5091
    @connoranderson5091 3 года назад +428

    Ok, but imaging how great it would be to have Ben and Charlie Berens colab and have a Florida Man vs Midwest Man showdown. It would make my midwest heart so happy.

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService 3 года назад +20

      YES!!! THIS!!! MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!

    • @bethmoore7722
      @bethmoore7722 3 года назад +18

      Sitting in my doctor’s office, about to see my primary care doctor from Wisconsin. I grew up and lived in and South, and I love the way she talks. I’ve just discovered Charlie, and yes, he and Ben should definitely do a collaboration.

    • @fairycat23
      @fairycat23 3 года назад +10

      @@Ben_Brainard Yaaaaaaay!

    • @melai8688
      @melai8688 3 года назад +1

      I very much want to see this happen

    • @kathryndavies103
      @kathryndavies103 3 года назад +2

      Yes please!

  • @LoyalMatter
    @LoyalMatter 3 года назад +117

    Thank you for the Eastern Washington statement. Snoqualmie pass is beautiful, but better to travel in spring or summer. As of 1/7/22 Snoqualmie has had 286" of snow accumulation.

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 3 года назад +10

      I'm pretty sure at that point, you just measure it in miles.

    • @morning9397
      @morning9397 3 года назад +2

      I’m in western Washington hbu?

    • @colinberry4992
      @colinberry4992 3 года назад +3

      @@morning9397 tricities

    • @LoyalMatter
      @LoyalMatter 3 года назад +2

      @@morning9397 I live mostly in Central Washington, but on the east side of the Cascades. I-90 is very close to my town. I would rather do pretty much anything else than go to the Westside. In 2018, my sister gave me the choice, should we go to Seattle, WA or Portland, OR for a concert. Since I would be driving I decided on Portland.

    • @morning9397
      @morning9397 3 года назад

      @@LoyalMatter welp with the prices sky rocketing good choice 😂

  • @euricerrud6028
    @euricerrud6028 3 года назад +93

    You should have an episode where Florida temporarily splits into Panhandle (southern Alabama), northern, central, south Florida, and the keys (conch republic). I feel like it’ll be interesting since they can all be pretty different.

  • @yougosquishnow
    @yougosquishnow 3 года назад +23

    "What if we made a coin worth like 3/5 of a dollar"
    Me, a ⚫ woman. "Hahahahahahahahaha "

  • @laurenragle5228
    @laurenragle5228 3 года назад +68

    Thanks for mentioning the I-95 nightmare. Grocery store shelves were empty after that last week. Hoping to find some decent stuff this weekend before the next snow and nightmare.

    • @angiect3791
      @angiect3791 3 года назад +1

      Shelves here are still bare and now we are trying to prep for the next. Last week was 4 days of no power.

    • @williamking6787
      @williamking6787 3 года назад

      If you travel a bit further out the grocery stores will probably have more stuff, or maybe if you try other department stores food sections since people may not go there first

    • @angiect3791
      @angiect3791 3 года назад +1

      @@williamking6787 you have to have passable roads to travel. A lot of the folks who were out the longest were blocked in by downed trees. And the surrounding counties were bare too because most of the state got hit.

  • @apathetk
    @apathetk 3 года назад +52

    Man, I'm so lucky that my trip to DC happened two days after the big storm and I didn't get stuck on the train.

    • @danamichelle1290
      @danamichelle1290 3 года назад +1

      NC: You mean THANKFUL?? Bless your ungrateful heart.

  • @sentientmarshmallow4644
    @sentientmarshmallow4644 3 года назад +160

    As someone from eastern Washington the joy I felt was immeasurable. Too bad they didn’t get to stay for long.
    Edit: appreciate the addition of the WSU hat

  • @Avigal
    @Avigal 2 года назад +9

    "You hear yourself when you speak?"
    "Only when I look in the mirror"
    Had me laughing so much

  • @megendoherty380
    @megendoherty380 3 года назад +13

    That Foreigner reference was epic! Georgia looks like hell in a hand basket!

  • @TheLastJack
    @TheLastJack 3 года назад +14

    My sister had to cross the pass from Western to Eastern Washington the day after Christmas and that was probably one of the most stressful days of her life so understandable that the pass was closed

  • @faroukshaaban1140
    @faroukshaaban1140 3 года назад +12

    1:00
    Louisiana’s ready to party as usual.

  • @Aerlas
    @Aerlas 3 года назад +24

    Virginian here. We still have lingering ice from that snow storm on certain roads out of direct sunlight. Power was out for 4 days during near and below freezing temperatures for me, but some people were out for longer. There were over 200k Dominion customers without power at the height of the outage and a bit over 400k in total. It wasn’t a good time.
    Also as per the people on the road our governor put out a statement about how people need to listen to weather warnings.
    Edit: Added specifications to avoid confusion.

    • @angiect3791
      @angiect3791 3 года назад +1

      4 days for me too, but a friend was out for 8!

    • @Aerlas
      @Aerlas 3 года назад +1

      @@angiect3791 Make sure to prep for this upcoming storm just in case.

    • @Lord_Foxy13
      @Lord_Foxy13 3 года назад +1

      Now imagine that ... But for 4.5 months of the year...

    • @Aerlas
      @Aerlas 3 года назад +1

      @@Lord_Foxy13 States that have severe snowstorms on a frequent basis are drastically better equipped to deal with them than those that don't.

    • @Lord_Foxy13
      @Lord_Foxy13 3 года назад +1

      @@Aerlas oh I am well aware, i was just teasing

  • @anthonykerr3509
    @anthonykerr3509 3 года назад +9

    Georgia is just so happy! Good for him!

  • @myladynaynay
    @myladynaynay 3 года назад +11

    Eyyyyyyy, Louis with Mardi Gras 👉😎👉 ain't no one day of it lol
    And omg, my jaw dropped to the floor when Florida brought up that 3/5 coin idea. Reminded me of the old Three-Fifths Compromise from 1787

  • @Seltaeb_
    @Seltaeb_ 3 года назад +12

    Oh god, as a Western Washingtonian. I died at the E WA thing! LMFAOOO!

    • @Trilleth
      @Trilleth 3 года назад +5

      Could have brought Western WA in with our brief status as an isolation ward when I-5 flooded and we couldn't go anywhere but Canada. 😉

    • @succotash54
      @succotash54 3 года назад +4

      @@Trilleth Couldn't have even gone to Canada unless you were already in Whatcom County. I-5 had a landslide and Hwy 9 was flooded!

    • @Trilleth
      @Trilleth 3 года назад

      @@succotash54 True!

  • @lucyla9947
    @lucyla9947 3 года назад +30

    Ah yes the Virginia Snow incident I remember it, I live in Virginia and we had the entire week off of school because of the snow. It was definitely interesting.

    • @lucyla9947
      @lucyla9947 3 года назад +5

      Oh and apparently another snowstorm is going to happen on Sunday/Monday so that's fun

    • @pattisharick8191
      @pattisharick8191 3 года назад +1

      Interesting how what closes down the mid Atlantic, is just another winter in the northeast

    • @lucyla9947
      @lucyla9947 3 года назад +3

      @@pattisharick8191 it's because we aren't used to it, it's a rare occurrence so we don't have the infrastructure to deal with it.

    • @chaoticcar1052
      @chaoticcar1052 3 года назад

      No power for like a week in winter was interesting 🤔

    • @angiect3791
      @angiect3791 3 года назад

      @@pattisharick8191 we don't have enough plows for one thing, but the bigger thing is the trees that are common here don't hold heavy, wet snow well. We were out for 4 days last week and there are still trees falling from the damage last week did. I lived in Northern WI and the snow there was never as wet and heavy as this stuff. Plus they had better roads and buried power lines.

  • @amberc9053
    @amberc9053 3 года назад +9

    Virginia is about to get another round of snow. So much fun😒

    • @TheLocomono9
      @TheLocomono9 3 года назад +1

      Atleast your governor didn’t retreat to Cancun. Sometimes you gotta look at the little things

  • @sistakia33
    @sistakia33 3 года назад +6

    Oh my goodness! Is Florida where all these households are suddenly getting their 4 free tests from?

    • @pipsplay
      @pipsplay Год назад +1

      Yep! Offer still stands, just don't check the date!

  • @where_smycoffee
    @where_smycoffee 3 года назад +30

    By the way, congratulations to Anyone But Frickin' Alabama for winning the National Championship.

  • @CarbonatedCondensation
    @CarbonatedCondensation Год назад

    3:11 oh my god 💀 That was good, very subtle. I don’t remember ever hearing that

  • @SoWhatHappenedWas
    @SoWhatHappenedWas 3 года назад +4

    I love how you put some major respect on Washington 🙌

  • @vidyasreeram2587
    @vidyasreeram2587 3 года назад +12

    Discovered this channel today and I've binge watched most if it😂 You're super funny and clever, not to mention really cute :)

  • @thedisneywitch22
    @thedisneywitch22 3 года назад +32

    Hey, leave Georgia alone, we've had a World Series win AND A NATTY! The fans deserve to party hard all week 🤣 GO DAWGS!! ❤🖤

    • @koda0027
      @koda0027 3 года назад +3

      All week? You have a curfew don't cha? GOOOO DAWGS

    • @thedisneywitch22
      @thedisneywitch22 3 года назад +1

      @@koda0027 I'm a grown adult, I hope I don't have a curfew 🤣

    • @MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation
      @MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation 3 года назад +3

      We dont get a lot of good news coming out of our state. Might as well be happy for something

    • @koda0027
      @koda0027 3 года назад +1

      @@thedisneywitch22 you do if your only gonna party for a week. I've been to house parties and block parties that last longer than that 🥳 🎉

    • @thedisneywitch22
      @thedisneywitch22 3 года назад +1

      @@koda0027 I only said a week since the parade is Saturday 😅 besides, with all the parties I see living in PCB.. don't think I ever want to go to a party 😂

  • @Lolfuny
    @Lolfuny 3 года назад +6

    Georgia caught me off guard.

  • @RudyBlackman
    @RudyBlackman 3 года назад +39

    Congrats to The Georgia Bulldogs on their victory well-deserved well earned

    • @Enterprise6126
      @Enterprise6126 3 года назад +1

      It took 41 years but it finally happened

    • @RailsOfTheSouthProductions
      @RailsOfTheSouthProductions 3 года назад

      @@Enterprise6126 still less time that it took for the republic to end the Clone Wars

    • @Enterprise6126
      @Enterprise6126 3 года назад

      @@RailsOfTheSouthProductions the clone wars lasted 3 years give or take if you consider the cleaning of the riminents after order 66

  • @mom5catskyle596
    @mom5catskyle596 Год назад +1

    As a Louisiana native I am most impressed that you know fais do do really does mean go to sleep, where the kids are put to bed so the parents can have a party.

  • @alyssafinch6853
    @alyssafinch6853 2 года назад +1

    Oh my gosh, eastern Washington!! I love it!

  • @rhiannonkleppang7510
    @rhiannonkleppang7510 2 года назад +1

    As a Western Washingtonian, I agree that Seattle kind of represents the whole state. The rivalry between the west and east sides is hilarious haha. Love the WSU hat, though!

  • @bluefoxy6478
    @bluefoxy6478 3 года назад +2

    > can I do donuts in a limo while I'm there
    *Them duke boys are at it again!*

  • @FreelancerStudios100
    @FreelancerStudios100 3 года назад +5

    Louisiana accurate and it made since to me

  • @mukuroutheowl
    @mukuroutheowl Год назад

    Admittedly we close the pass every year: snow is a biiiiitch. But as a western Washingtonian I approve seeing East there; we are very different places and should be represented as such XD

  • @SarcasticasKel
    @SarcasticasKel 3 года назад +2

    The duo that is FL & NE🤣🤣

  • @mikeyvee2451
    @mikeyvee2451 3 года назад +4

    imagine the outrage and carnage that would come out of Obama being put on a 60 cent coin

    • @bethmoore7722
      @bethmoore7722 3 года назад +1

      I just want to see Harriet Tubman on the 20.

  • @charjl96
    @charjl96 2 года назад

    Funny. I remember that blizzard. Had to drive to work in it. Almost wrecked a few times. Luckily I didn't get stuck on the side of the highway for 27 hours, but I did hear about it.

  • @christinagianelloni1638
    @christinagianelloni1638 3 года назад +2

    Love the use of couyon!

  • @nickfavre24
    @nickfavre24 3 года назад +2

    Been a fun few months in Georgia

  • @SuperEpicness
    @SuperEpicness 3 года назад +6

    for once on time for a table

  • @RealPumpkinJay
    @RealPumpkinJay 3 года назад +2

    They did get so mad, the state overreacted when the next snow was announced. They posted snow trucks under every other bridge on the highways.

  • @31thieves
    @31thieves 3 года назад +3

    I haven’t been this early to a video since the Mesozoic Era.

  • @pewpew1972
    @pewpew1972 3 года назад +1

    As a person from Virginia: That seems right about our government..

  • @The146MoonsOfSaturn
    @The146MoonsOfSaturn 3 года назад

    *laughs in Mississippian at all these POVs thankful for us being like Canada is in the Hetalia anime*

  • @Clio..
    @Clio.. 3 года назад +5

    The zoomies are gonee! ❤️💕Thanks for listening to feedback. You always make my day.. I don't watch the news but you keep me up to date. sort of. hahaha! 😅❤️

  • @DougBow96
    @DougBow96 3 года назад

    Eastern WA 👍😎🤣
    This bit is great

  • @joshwilhoyte4453
    @joshwilhoyte4453 2 года назад

    It’s about time we got some joy for the Dawgs

  • @ditzyshine8821
    @ditzyshine8821 3 года назад +5

    That Washington part was far too accurate

  • @chibiprussia5574
    @chibiprussia5574 3 года назад

    Glad that Eastern Washington gets attention 😂

  • @williamking6787
    @williamking6787 3 года назад +1

    I totally forgot that something happened in Virginia that would be big enough to be news in one of your sketches and I literally live like 20 minutes from I-95

  • @s.grey.k
    @s.grey.k 3 года назад

    It's been said before, but it deserves to be said again: go dawgs!

  • @catsend
    @catsend 3 года назад +1

    I actually remember Wilma Mankiller. She did really well mostly, though there were some scandals towards the end.

  • @boundless8288
    @boundless8288 3 года назад

    I could see your blooper “ it’s victory Duece “ a thing

  • @Questfinder1
    @Questfinder1 3 года назад

    Ben.. What about those consistant earthquakes hitting everywhere and the weather since new years. Upper Illinois is still enjoying a mild winter. Haha

  • @the_real_tpayne
    @the_real_tpayne 3 года назад +2

    Go Dawgs!!

  • @angiect3791
    @angiect3791 3 года назад +1

    Should of mentioned how some of VA was out of power for 8 days.

  • @monkeyanimationandgaming
    @monkeyanimationandgaming 3 года назад

    People: washington is really rainy!
    Me, from eastern Washington, during summer: please bring us rain everything is on fire helllllp

  • @angiect3791
    @angiect3791 3 года назад +1

    Or how Senator Tim Kaine was among those stuck on 95.

  • @TheCommonGentry
    @TheCommonGentry 3 года назад +1

    Texas savage ROFLOLOL ..... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  • @Emilymk97
    @Emilymk97 3 года назад

    I got way too excited when E.WA made an appearance. Don't like the Cougs but I'll take it.

  • @lieutenantnitewolf3337
    @lieutenantnitewolf3337 2 года назад

    No matter which side of politics you do something about anything people get mad, you do nothing people get mad.

  • @dr.atheist3087
    @dr.atheist3087 3 года назад +1

    Wooo Go Dawgs lol

  • @jasminetownsend2459
    @jasminetownsend2459 3 года назад +1

    Go dawgs!!!

  • @Igneous1475
    @Igneous1475 3 года назад

    What's up, California!

  • @fkv1ncecuh145
    @fkv1ncecuh145 3 года назад

    For Florida to talk about the 3/5 dollar that's 60 cents, aka decimal currency which has been a futile system used by the UK with things like a penny, shilling, crown, sovereign or pound

  • @demonsrun3413
    @demonsrun3413 3 года назад +3

    The subtitles for Louisiana became progressively less helpful XD

  • @JonpaulGee
    @JonpaulGee 3 года назад +1

    Epic!!!

  • @TechBearSeattle
    @TechBearSeattle 3 года назад +2

    It's really difficult to see the end of the video when you allow popups to cover everything.

  • @rd6203
    @rd6203 3 года назад

    💚 Eastern Washington! 💚

  • @theemeraldpizza
    @theemeraldpizza 3 года назад +2

    GO DAWGS!!!

  • @jordanlaica3982
    @jordanlaica3982 3 года назад

    Ben I hope to see Florida frozen at the table! It’s unbearable here

  • @pembrokelove
    @pembrokelove 2 года назад

    The 2022 quarter has a Washington who belongs in a Ferrari riding around with his midlife crises side piece. Let’s talk about those quarters.

  • @floating_rock266
    @floating_rock266 3 года назад +1

    Go dawgs lmao

  • @MaliciousBones
    @MaliciousBones 3 года назад

    Finally we get eastern Washington

  • @mrbiggdick9114
    @mrbiggdick9114 3 года назад +1

    cooyaw 🤣🤣

  • @HaroldElbowmanIV
    @HaroldElbowmanIV 3 года назад

    3:31 that time you tried the union army was super effective, though, just saying...

  • @YoungBuck4146
    @YoungBuck4146 3 года назад

    Angelo not angeloo 😂

    • @karert1
      @karert1 3 года назад

      I think you mean Angelou. LOL

    • @YoungBuck4146
      @YoungBuck4146 3 года назад

      @@karert1 spelled it how its pronounced lol

  • @speedofram1458
    @speedofram1458 2 года назад +1

    Guess who was stuck in the snowstorm

  • @Queezbo
    @Queezbo 3 года назад

    OK, I don't know how this happens, but West WA is seriously cute.

  • @ray.c386
    @ray.c386 3 года назад

    I think I found that foreigner bit a little too funny!

  • @oniemployee3437
    @oniemployee3437 3 года назад

    Who, in their right mind, named their child "Wilma MANKILLER"? It's a miracle that she hasn't gone to the Feds to change that last name since there is no way that that hasn't be the butt of many-a joke.

    • @Dragantraces
      @Dragantraces 2 года назад

      Probably time to do a bit of Googling.
      SMDH

  • @thesnek7036
    @thesnek7036 Год назад

    The government is like a 49 year old. The rest if the states are 21

  • @mezziebee8447
    @mezziebee8447 3 года назад +1

    Typical Florida!

  • @peterpapai8702
    @peterpapai8702 3 года назад

    3/5 of a dollar, nice

  • @charlenebaganzmoore
    @charlenebaganzmoore 3 года назад

    That tweet comment reminds me of the UK government. Makes it look like they are working.....yep.

  • @Evelyn_Endar
    @Evelyn_Endar 2 года назад

    "Mardi Gras means fat Tuesday the same way that fais do do means go to sleep"
    So only up here then? /j

  • @joshuagarner6981
    @joshuagarner6981 3 года назад

    GO DAWGS!

  • @charlottedemarco7344
    @charlottedemarco7344 3 года назад +1

    Though technically the Mardi Gras parades don’t truly start until Kareem
    De veux, which is 2.5 weeks before the actual day. So feb 12th this year.

  • @gooseturtle219
    @gooseturtle219 2 года назад

    make virginia joins the table

  • @ianostdiek
    @ianostdiek 3 года назад

    Only reason fortenberry keeps getting re-elected is because of the hair.

  • @olivedrop
    @olivedrop 3 года назад

    I love E. Wa showing up, but don't be giving them any ideas, we need to keep our size

  • @lackeyreader
    @lackeyreader 3 года назад +1

    Wow, you mentioned where I live. Eastern Washington! I feel special, but you sounded way too smart to be from Eastern Washington. The majority are not very bright.

  • @LeakyTrees
    @LeakyTrees 3 года назад

    Nobody really cares about eastern Washington, I've been to eastern Washington, people in eastern Washington don't even care about eastern Washingto.
    Edit: I care so little about eastern Washington that I'm not even gonna fix that spelling error.

  • @hannahhansen3005
    @hannahhansen3005 3 года назад

    ✊🏼

  • @caporcan
    @caporcan 3 года назад

    Such a “Comedian”

  • @gauchesuedo
    @gauchesuedo 2 года назад

    And as usual, California's overreaction was just that - an overreaction.

  • @lesley4215
    @lesley4215 3 года назад +2

    Absolutely love you and your creativity! I don't love you taking jesus's name in vain though but I don't know if that matters to you or not. Absolutely love Florida and Louie!

  • @Puppyslayer420
    @Puppyslayer420 3 года назад +1

    First!

  • @MadisonNewhall
    @MadisonNewhall 3 года назад

    3rd!!

  • @AllThingsMets9
    @AllThingsMets9 3 года назад

    Third

  • @Queenofthatank
    @Queenofthatank 3 года назад +2

    Omg Texas cracked me today

  • @jennavento3498
    @jennavento3498 3 года назад +1

    Go dawgs!

  • @joshwilhoyte4453
    @joshwilhoyte4453 2 года назад

    Go Dawgs!