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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @EarthCentral
    @EarthCentral 3 года назад +1027

    I like how the Tampa Bay hockey team wins the Championship while a hurricane named after an ice witch hits Tampa

    • @willku9000
      @willku9000 3 года назад +17

      That is AMAZING!!!!

    • @dagamerking
      @dagamerking 3 года назад +55

      What he said is true though. If Publix or Disney doesn't shut down then it's an afternoon thunderstorm. Believe me. We gave Zero fucks. Hell, we raised Lord Stanley as the thunderstorm raged around us.

    • @iwontliveinfear
      @iwontliveinfear 3 года назад +19

      @@dagamerking we have had worse afternoon storms on any given day that ends in y.

    • @arturoalcantara6830
      @arturoalcantara6830 3 года назад +5

      Perfect balance. Just like all things should been.

    • @richjones6207
      @richjones6207 3 года назад

      It's the ONLY reason they won!

  • @SarcasticasKel
    @SarcasticasKel 3 года назад +725

    “Am I really being threatened by pirate Kansas right now?” 🤣 I love this line😂

    • @bobfarr8822
      @bobfarr8822 3 года назад +45

      ARRRRR-KANSAS. Best joke in the bunch

    • @HereToLearn5
      @HereToLearn5 3 года назад +25

      It was “10 gallon brisket” for me!😂

    • @audreygifford6896
      @audreygifford6896 3 года назад +5

      I have not watched the video yet- this comment has me just dying. Looking forward to seeing where it goes!
      Edit: it was a damn good one indeed

    • @CAPT.IHOOstoner
      @CAPT.IHOOstoner 3 года назад +4

      Lou doing that line is golden but im from okla. And we couldve said it and i would have loved it.. One of the best videos of states EVER.. Florida need a comitted show on the channel.. Lol. Imma watch it back few more time. Wish i could do now than three thing to show how much i truly appreciate and thankful this type of content is out.

    • @rhodawatkins4516
      @rhodawatkins4516 3 года назад +2

      @@CAPT.IHOOstoner Hello fellow Okie. Maybe the "pirate Kansas" joke will become a running gag whenever Arkansas is mentioned.

  • @SadieMusic_RH
    @SadieMusic_RH 2 года назад +60

    The absolute ACCURACY of "if Disney and Publix don't shut down then it's just an afternoon thunderstorm" is IMMACULATE

  • @kellyjokanovich3939
    @kellyjokanovich3939 3 года назад +374

    Canadian check in here- when I found out Florida won the Stanley cup again, the amount of rage I felt build up was...I don’t even have words to describe it. Never thought I’d be empathic towards Jersey

    • @TinNguyen-rl2xr
      @TinNguyen-rl2xr 3 года назад +23

      When the country that hasn't even had snow in years and is the hottest ( Arizona doesn't count ) wins a game litterally on ice

    • @kellyjokanovich3939
      @kellyjokanovich3939 3 года назад +16

      @@TinNguyen-rl2xr I’m not even lying when I say I was on a zoom call when I found out and had to mute myself and turn off my camera just so I could scream in disbelief

    • @ItalyHastaLaPasta
      @ItalyHastaLaPasta 3 года назад +8

      This leafs fan here feels your pain, but also doesnt. Because uh.. What's a Stanley Cup? Lol 😭

    • @TiredMomma
      @TiredMomma 3 года назад +11

      Imagine how St. Louis feels too. Even more bummed we couldn't take part much last year.
      My oldest kid got to see the cup in person twice in 2019, the second time when it was at Childrens hospital. They managed to get him to smile and did a side view close up of him. My heart melted. That cup isn't just enjoyed by adults, but kids also like seeing it.

    • @kellyjokanovich3939
      @kellyjokanovich3939 3 года назад +9

      @@ItalyHastaLaPasta dude, I’m a Canuck. The city is still recovering from 2011 😭

  • @micaelamceachern8967
    @micaelamceachern8967 3 года назад +444

    We need a video of Florida and Louisiana being best friends 😂

    • @yayayay-s4w
      @yayayay-s4w 3 года назад +15

      @@Ben_Brainard yes

    • @TheMinecraftACMan
      @TheMinecraftACMan 3 года назад +30

      @@Ben_Brainard Yes, but like an entire video of just that.

    • @fuxan
      @fuxan 3 года назад +11

      Looky here, my family came from NOLA, born in Tampa FL...now living in South Cackalacky...
      Mais, I'd watch dat wit 2 two chums just swamping swap stories, me.

    • @micaelamceachern8967
      @micaelamceachern8967 3 года назад +8

      @@fuxan same , I was born and raised in Louisiana and seeing how they act with each other reminds me of how me and my siblings act with my cousins from Florida

    • @AbigailPoirier
      @AbigailPoirier 3 года назад +7

      @@Ben_Brainard Yes, but not enough. I need more Louie/FL banter!

  • @mythoughts3314
    @mythoughts3314 3 года назад +305

    Florida: I treat them like everyone else.
    Cal: well maybe you shouldn’t.
    Probably the most accurate way I have seen the current conversation portrayed.

    • @wirelessg18
      @wirelessg18 3 года назад +28

      Banning people from playing in their sport of their identified gender specifically and doing it during the middle of pride month...as in the time when lgtbqa+ are most in the spotlight, is clearly a political and very targeted move that is the opposite of treating them like everyone else.

    • @liberaltears1714
      @liberaltears1714 3 года назад +26

      @@wirelessg18 men who think they’re women shouldn’t be allow to play in women’s sports.

    • @wirelessg18
      @wirelessg18 3 года назад +11

      @@liberaltears1714 does that include women who are genetically male but have Testicular Feminization syndrome?

    • @ippolitius
      @ippolitius 3 года назад +22

      @@wirelessg18 thats such a small statistical anomaly who cares. I propose we outlaw segregated sports.

    • @wirelessg18
      @wirelessg18 3 года назад +22

      @@ippolitius it's more about, that an easy example of how alot of the proposed ways of handling trans athletes end up impacting others, and can easily lead to extremely invasive testing. Frankly I don't understand why so many self-proclaimed "conservatives" want to create more laws on this. Sounds like big government getting up in "private" business to me, and I really don't care for it when they but so much emphasis on minor's bits.

  • @ranwolf7650
    @ranwolf7650 2 года назад +54

    Louisiana: My best friend is an idiot but I still love him.
    Florida: Aww... What's his name?

    • @casper5400
      @casper5400 Год назад +7

      Louisiana: Florida
      Florida: Awww he’s got the same name as me 🥰

  • @conduit64
    @conduit64 3 года назад +53

    That hurricane thing is 100% accurate, if it's not at least a strong cat. 2 at landfall it's just another thunderstorm as far as Floridians are concerned.

    • @Zenologia4673
      @Zenologia4673 Год назад +3

      I remember one year I came back in town to a family reunion in Orlando (I was living out of state). I was walking around in flip flops just relaxing. Learned 3 days later it was a Cat 1 thru a Facebook meme 🤷‍♂️. I tell my family, if it’s not at least a cat 3, don’t wake me up.

  • @lbhorton9200
    @lbhorton9200 3 года назад +265

    To mention that Elsa was a cat one for like an hour she doesn't get to be called a hurricane she's a tropical storm

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 3 года назад +11

      She was actually a hurricane? Didn't notice.

    • @austinclayton9750
      @austinclayton9750 3 года назад +1

      We didn't have one

    • @lilykep
      @lilykep 3 года назад +16

      Thunderstorm with an ego.

    • @Crayven95
      @Crayven95 3 года назад +13

      She was a cat for an hour? Never saw that in the movie

    • @kyleterry5190
      @kyleterry5190 3 года назад +7

      @@Crayven95 must be censorship laws

  • @Readi05
    @Readi05 2 года назад +20

    I don't why but Florida's "Ten gallon brisket" for Texas made me laugh way harder then it should have

  • @divinita6012
    @divinita6012 3 года назад +55

    Seriously about that hurricane though. I didn't know it existed until one of my out of state friends asked me about it.

    • @rhodawatkins4516
      @rhodawatkins4516 3 года назад +2

      Do you not watch the news or check the weather? We live in Oklahoma and have a Fire Stick for TV coverage instead of dish or cable. Our ABC & CBS stations are out of Florida and for quite a while it was non-stop coverage of the Surfside tragedy, and at weather report time, all hurricane. That building collapse looked way too much like our federal building horror from years ago. Much sympathy.

    • @divinita6012
      @divinita6012 3 года назад +5

      @@rhodawatkins4516 Nope. I have had no access to any actual news source for over three years now. Most things the news would give me I can either look up or have an app for. Especially weather and the only thing I ever got about Elsa was a tropical storm and from what I can tell, the building was screwed up from before the storm. The storm just finally made it collapse.

  • @mako3271
    @mako3271 3 года назад +81

    2:20- Finally! A clear understanding of how Florida works- at least during Hurricanes. 😂
    I am so set to move there, come October.

    • @princesssisters7127
      @princesssisters7127 3 года назад +2

      I live in Florida and I didn’t even that a hurricane came.

    • @conduit64
      @conduit64 3 года назад +5

      If it's not at least a category 2 storm you can pretty much ignore it even exists, unless you live in a flood prone area, then you might want to sandbag just in case.

    • @I_Love_Quokkas
      @I_Love_Quokkas 3 года назад +4

      @@conduit64 was fun watching the newbies in my community freak out. Some legit were putting up storm shutters and trying to get sandbags. Probably same ones who bought out all the bottled water. Over a storm no worse than a daily bad storm during summer.

    • @mako3271
      @mako3271 3 года назад +1

      @@I_Love_Quokkas Both you and Conduit64: Got it. Still going to probably make a kit, just in case- especially the flood area.

    • @toddbailey6154
      @toddbailey6154 3 года назад +1

      I lived in Florida for 25 year then moved to Pennsylvania... these people freak out over storms that wouldn't even be tropical storm worthy. And let it blow more than 25 mph and they start throwing out tornado warnings and flood warnings.

  • @miss_mello_kitty
    @miss_mello_kitty 3 года назад +143

    Florida: Discriminating everyone equally IS equality 😌😏

    • @stormerkromy988
      @stormerkromy988 Год назад

      Equality in Fuck Everyone

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 Год назад

      If you offend every race equally, is it really being racist?

    • @halfdead4566
      @halfdead4566 Год назад

      Is hating all people no matter race or color really even hate

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 Год назад

      @@halfdead4566 that's what I'm saying

  • @SkySong6161
    @SkySong6161 2 года назад +9

    As a Floridian: yeah, not noticing should anything less than a category 3 hurricane goes through your backyard is pretty on point. Had to look up Elsa, apparently was a tropical storm or something? That tracks.

  • @yayayay-s4w
    @yayayay-s4w 3 года назад +101

    I clicked here so fast before Florida can do [joyful chaos]

  • @stacyk123
    @stacyk123 3 года назад +104

    In Florida's defense, he's had other things to focus on the last few weeks.
    #prayersforSurfside.

    • @TinNguyen-rl2xr
      @TinNguyen-rl2xr 3 года назад

      Something happening there?

    • @sparrowpelt20xx61
      @sparrowpelt20xx61 3 года назад +3

      @@TinNguyen-rl2xr Yeah a condo collapsed and killed like a hundred people.

    • @TinNguyen-rl2xr
      @TinNguyen-rl2xr 3 года назад

      @@sparrowpelt20xx61 oh right

  • @attonthejedi
    @attonthejedi 3 года назад +15

    So true! Ben you are great and sometimes I miss Florida then I just watch one of your videos and it feels like I'm back in Florida if only for a few minutes

  • @elsawalz9436
    @elsawalz9436 3 года назад +74

    When your name is Elsa and you were kinda excited to have a hurricane named after you then no one cared 😑

    • @lilykep
      @lilykep 3 года назад +16

      My friend's name is Katrina and she would HAPPILY trade places with you.

    • @RowanTheBoat69
      @RowanTheBoat69 3 года назад +2

      Tropical storm at most 😅

    • @erinpenn7745
      @erinpenn7745 3 года назад +3

      On the plus side, they won't retire the name. You can get another hurricane named after you.

    • @tawnyclawx
      @tawnyclawx 3 года назад

      I was sad to learn the state of Hurricane Joseph

    • @Zander2212
      @Zander2212 3 года назад

      Yeah, better to have it not be noticed. Luckily for me, Hurricane Matthew didn't do much damage, but it revealed an error in my high school's schedule, which led to less days off, and more hours a day.

  • @buddermonger2000
    @buddermonger2000 3 года назад +33

    This is completely accurate regarding how much the entirely of Florida cares. Which is to say... not at all.

  • @HereToLearn5
    @HereToLearn5 3 года назад +213

    Yeah, Florida won the Stanley cup, then in typical Floridian fashion, bent the shit out of it. Florida is why we can’t have nice things.

    • @DecKrash
      @DecKrash 3 года назад +5

      But did you really NEED those nice things anyway?
      (From Louisiana) 😜

    • @HereToLearn5
      @HereToLearn5 3 года назад +8

      @JRG GOTAY It was our Stanley Cup before it was yours, and we didn’t have to send it out for repairs… ❤️, Chicago.

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 3 года назад +6

      Hey it wasn't thrown in the ocean or anything so chill out.

    • @SARA0766
      @SARA0766 3 года назад +8

      NO! FLORIDA didn't win the cup, TAMPA BAY won. 😉

    • @topaz-star
      @topaz-star 3 года назад +4

      My favorite thing was New Jersey being BITTER cause they lost (new york) 😆

  • @gorangers57
    @gorangers57 3 года назад +5

    I'm near Clearwater, and Elsa wasn't very destructive. Really, we've had afternoon thunderstorms that were noisier and lasted longer. My last hurricane prep list was a flat of Starbucks Frappuccino, a dozen Costco muffins, a whole baked chicken, and soda for mixers. Plus 12 hours of Netflix downloads. It was just a tropical storm, and those are a breeze. Thanks for the funny stuff. Aloha.

  • @eednas1
    @eednas1 3 года назад +47

    Omg! I love to see Florida trying to give everyone a stroke. “You had me, you lost me, you had me” . Love it. “Don’t Fauci my Florida”

  • @melissa4447
    @melissa4447 3 года назад +19

    Gov: You literally just got hit by a hurricane named Elsa
    Florida: I thought it was called COVID?
    Bhahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @jessmyers9247
    @jessmyers9247 3 года назад +43

    Florida is such a sweet summer child

  • @abigailmaturana741
    @abigailmaturana741 3 года назад +13

    …yeah thats accurate; i was here wondering when Elsa was gonna hit and then found out it passed 😂

    • @annikan42
      @annikan42 3 года назад +2

      Same! I looked up the storm tracker to see when it'd hit and saw it was in the Carolinas 😅

  • @locallance1529
    @locallance1529 3 года назад +8

    i got way too much nostalgia just from florida calling covid a hurricane ;-; it’s been what, a year since he first did that

  • @MeTeaOakRStNR
    @MeTeaOakRStNR 3 года назад +7

    Holy hell, I love these videos. Bravo 👏👏! So nice to laugh at the joke our government has become and at the cultural differences in each state. You mix them together so elegantly that no video is to heavy and always comedy gold! Your quiet an amazing man. Keep doing you, and for sure keep doing this! Thanks for the comedy relief throughout life

  • @TacoCatR6
    @TacoCatR6 3 года назад +70

    Florida: Unless something is on fire i won't notice.
    California: I'm on fire.
    Florida: really...I didn't notice.

    • @alysonsinkie9296
      @alysonsinkie9296 3 года назад +4

      poor California lol

    • @mochi_pan2770
      @mochi_pan2770 3 года назад +4

      Yeah. I live in California and I didn't even notice.

    • @conduit64
      @conduit64 3 года назад +8

      I can understand why, at this point being on fire is California's default state, Florida would be more likely to notice if it wasn't on fire.

    • @wirelessg18
      @wirelessg18 3 года назад +4

      TBF we don't really notice we are on fire either...same with earthquakes

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 3 года назад +2

      When is California NOT on fire?
      In all honesty… when?

  • @megendoherty380
    @megendoherty380 3 года назад +25

    Ping pong with a wall ! So funny LMAO!🤣 I swear DC is going to have a conniption fit soon! Yup Elsa was but just a heavy thunderstorm!🌬⛈

    • @annabordelon6663
      @annabordelon6663 3 года назад +3

      rolling at DC's eye twitch

    • @rhodawatkins4516
      @rhodawatkins4516 3 года назад +1

      Ping pong with a wall. Somebody's an only child. (Personal experience speaking.)

  • @rjdruhan
    @rjdruhan 2 года назад +2

    I don't think Elsa was even a Cat 1 when it made landfall in FL. . . so that's a heavy thunderstorm.
    In 2004, I slept through a most of Cat 3 (Charley) in Orlando. Power was out for a full week after that one.

  • @padawanduck
    @padawanduck 3 года назад +11

    yeah elsa was basically just a rainy day. the buses didn’t even stop running

  • @geographyRyan
    @geographyRyan 2 года назад +1

    *"Unless somethings on fire, I won't notice."*
    "I'm on fire."
    *"Really? I didn't notice."*

  • @brandonorsini3396
    @brandonorsini3396 3 года назад +5

    I love Florida so much. I'm glad i live here

  • @azzeroni
    @azzeroni 2 года назад +2

    florida during a hurricane: i sleep
    florida when disney and publix shut down: REAL SH*T??

  • @OverpowerPain
    @OverpowerPain 3 года назад +5

    This is probably the best one in a long time, wow this was good.

  • @Epik61
    @Epik61 3 года назад +1

    I love that our current events/news will make this segment always have new content available

  • @marycyr1668
    @marycyr1668 2 года назад

    Currently binge watching these - honestly this is the best one yet!

  • @Decimus66
    @Decimus66 3 года назад +8

    Love that this is stupid accurate of florida and its people.
    I didnt realize how brave/bold/kinda dumb/Fearless we floridians are until I moved to Iowa.
    People be looking at me like im on a perma meth high

    • @beefairy8620
      @beefairy8620 2 года назад

      Why move to Iowa of all places

    • @Decimus66
      @Decimus66 2 года назад

      @@beefairy8620 Because besides the ungodly snow, Its really nice here. Affordable. Good paying jobs. and decently maintained cities.. Its almost like living back down south without the health hazards.
      Snow is bullshit though. I hate it and will never get used to it. Its cold wet makes driving impossible and just blows ass

  • @juliadodds8179
    @juliadodds8179 3 года назад +3

    me a floridian: elsa? oh yeah there was some extra rain a few weeks ago

  • @tjshapiro2677
    @tjshapiro2677 3 года назад +4

    "I'm on fire"
    California you're always on fire

  • @CygnusBard
    @CygnusBard 2 года назад +1

    That shit was Cat 1 to be perfectly fair. Afternoon thunderstorm is the exact way to describe it. Hell, I didn't even notice

  • @davidd6626
    @davidd6626 3 года назад +2

    That's Truth right there. Hurricanes are overrated tropical storms and most don't notice.....

  • @someone-1062
    @someone-1062 3 года назад +15

    We need to give Greg a raise for having to watch all this. :C

  • @faroukshaaban1140
    @faroukshaaban1140 3 года назад +32

    A Florida video? I am overjoyed and horrified.

  • @christinakern5376
    @christinakern5376 2 года назад +2

    If Publix and Disney are open it's just an afternoon thunderstorm... Amen 😂😂

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 3 года назад +3

    "Sport - ice - fighting"
    "You had me, you lost me, you had me again!"

  • @damnthisisalongname_4764
    @damnthisisalongname_4764 Год назад +1

    I’m a Flroridian, we had a hurricane named Elsa? Legit did not know that. Also, we play hockey? Man, you learn new things every day don’t you?

  • @robertwittick9181
    @robertwittick9181 3 года назад +1

    Still the Best thing on RUclips!
    Thanks!

  • @fdajax5107
    @fdajax5107 3 года назад +2

    I'm from Florida and I didnt even know we won the Stanley cup

  • @TacoCatR6
    @TacoCatR6 3 года назад +3

    Omg yes great way to end my day thank you

  • @DimentioFan1
    @DimentioFan1 2 года назад +1

    How does this just... feel accurate. Also, "LET THE CHAOS BEGIIIN *chuckles in Florida*"

  • @theunknown6034
    @theunknown6034 3 года назад

    Pure Gold!!!! Thanks for this one Ben!!! 😁

  • @idk-what-to-put-here453
    @idk-what-to-put-here453 2 года назад

    When I was in Florida Hurricane Elsa was kind of far, and the are we were in just had tropical storms, it was really fun to boogie board!

  • @RApollos107
    @RApollos107 2 года назад +2

    I was kinda hoping when Florida said "I didn't notice", Tampa would show up in a drunken stupor and go "I definitely noticed".

  • @gwenthepixie
    @gwenthepixie 3 года назад +1

    Goddamn, I love these videos so much! I look forward to them everyday!

  • @mattostrander9209
    @mattostrander9209 3 года назад +2

    I grew up in Orlando.. I don't ever recall school being canceled or even delayed because of a hurricane. That includes "Andrew".. Unless its a direct hit... no one in Florida cares.

  • @ace7_7
    @ace7_7 Год назад +1

    As someone who was born in Florida, moved to Georgia, moved to Kentucky, resides in Pennsylvania, and is moving to Louisiana in the summer:
    I can fully say that if Publix isn’t closed, then the disaster isn’t a disaster.

  • @delightinmydays3080
    @delightinmydays3080 3 года назад +4

    I live in the Tampa area and I agree, what hurricane? I think for like 2 seconds it was a hurricane but most of the time was a tropical storm. I actually slept right through it. #truefloridian lol 🙂.

  • @therealaustinpowers1967
    @therealaustinpowers1967 3 года назад +9

    As a Floridian, I can say the hurricane part was spot on. I even went to work the day the storm hit my area. Well, it wasn't a direct hit, but we did get the outer bands. I'm glad I parked my car in a parking garage that day though. To be honest, I don't nervous about a hurricane until it's atleast a cat 3.

  • @murderofcrows5089
    @murderofcrows5089 2 года назад +3

    Is Florida anyone else’s favorite character in these skits

  • @brownovian
    @brownovian 2 года назад +2

    CA: “I’m on fire.”
    Me: “You’re always on fire.”
    Californian: “Touché.”

  • @dyl.p9743
    @dyl.p9743 3 года назад +44

    Isn’t it kinda rude for California to dislike Florida for laws, that most Floridians had no part in making?

    • @DemiSemme
      @DemiSemme 3 года назад +8

      I mean it's a matter of the flexibility of the metaphor- like, sometimes Florida is the essence of the state, sometimes a manifestation of the government, but always chaos.

    • @jessodum3103
      @jessodum3103 3 года назад +9

      Do Floridians not vote for their state lawmakers?

    • @willku9000
      @willku9000 3 года назад

      So true

    • @JohnMiller-zn9pf
      @JohnMiller-zn9pf 3 года назад +1

      Since CA has more laws people do t like than any other state than NY, i think its funny

    • @jessodum3103
      @jessodum3103 3 года назад +2

      @@dyl.p9743 To be clear: The CA ban isn't preventing CA residents from traveling to FL as tourists. It prevents employees of state agencies from traveling to the banned states using CA state funds (i.e. taxpayer dollars) presumably for official business. oag.ca.gov/ab1887

  • @oliverconner6617
    @oliverconner6617 3 года назад

    Holy gosh pirate Kansas is hilarious. It took me too long to get it but I don't think I'll ever look at Arkansas the same again. I'm still laughing at it.

  • @slitor
    @slitor 2 года назад +2

    Wait....an ICE hokey team from FLORIDA!

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 3 года назад

    Love these!!

  • @Michaelk30
    @Michaelk30 2 года назад

    I love that reference from New Jersey thicker than a loaf scrapple

  • @snoopygonewilder
    @snoopygonewilder 2 года назад +1

    Its true, as someone who lived in Florida for 20 years (from age 17 to 37) I can attest that if Disney and Publix are open, you're good to go.

  • @kitsunelee007
    @kitsunelee007 3 года назад +38

    Elsa was a weak ass hurricane as hurricanes go. More of a glorified tropical storm and less of a hurricane.

    • @rmillerridlon
      @rmillerridlon 3 года назад +1

      My area had severe flooding from the storm. Many people had serious water damage and roads were closed for over a week. It rained consistently for 12 hours, there may not have been wind, but it was still bad for a lot of people.

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 3 года назад +3

      @@rmillerridlon I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to imply there was no damage or belittle the suffering anyone is feeling from the effects.
      I only meant to say in the list of catastrophic hurricanes like Harvey, Bob, Irma, Irene, Katrina, and Andrew. Elsa wasn't nearly on the same level.
      I should've phrased my intent better.

    • @RunawaywithShortie
      @RunawaywithShortie 3 года назад +1

      @@rmillerridlon we must live close to each other.

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian 3 года назад +2

    Mirrorworld government: Do you need any help after those fires?
    Mirrorworld California: Fires? What fires? If the sky hasn't turned orange, there haven't been any fires

  • @fossilnutria1454
    @fossilnutria1454 3 года назад +19

    Still can’t wait for Texas lol

    • @leatcanned
      @leatcanned 3 года назад

      heres a sample "YOUR TEXAS...I am thanks for noticing" "YEE YEE! " and "THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT".
      Source my ten-gallon hat and jar of marmalade told me. probably.

    • @rhodawatkins4516
      @rhodawatkins4516 3 года назад

      @@leatcanned What the heck is "Yee Yee" and who says it? Did they get too lazy to say "Yee Haw" or what? Makes me think of how people say "Bruh" like they got too lazy to enunciate the long "O" in "Bro", which was already shortened from "Brother". We're going to keep on backing up with our language until we are just making caveman sounds at some point.

    • @firefighter919
      @firefighter919 3 года назад

      @@leatcanned Yee Yee!? No one from Texas says that. That sound like something that California would say.

  • @emmaroop5489
    @emmaroop5489 2 года назад

    As a someone born and raised in Florida I didn't even remember there been g a hurricane last year lol. So true about the Disney and Publix thing. 😂

  • @Dragon-King1232
    @Dragon-King1232 3 года назад +2

    As someone who is from Arkansas I couldnt help but laugh

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 3 года назад +5

    2:04 I can hear the windows start-up

  • @sophiapinkston2435
    @sophiapinkston2435 3 года назад +3

    Im a californian currently studying in florda and even I thought elsa was weak for a hurricane
    I was just confused, like isnt this just normal rain for florida

  • @dedifiedjelly
    @dedifiedjelly 3 года назад +4

    I’d just like to say before cali said we were on fire i would not have known
    unless there isn’t a fire and I’m just being stoopid

  • @snowkait1918
    @snowkait1918 3 года назад +3

    Yess Florida!

  • @lucashenry6281
    @lucashenry6281 3 года назад +1

    Probably wasn’t even one of them real hurricanes. Aint heard of anyone shooting at it

  • @terryhuddy
    @terryhuddy 3 года назад

    "eye patch and 10 gallon brisket" Love it! :D :D

    • @terryhuddy
      @terryhuddy 3 года назад

      "Thick as a loaf of scrapple" I'm going to start using that one!

  • @MalachiCo0
    @MalachiCo0 2 года назад

    As Florida Man originally from the Tampa Bay area, I can confirm that I had no idea we got hit by a hurricane at that time.

  • @BeatingSkull
    @BeatingSkull 3 года назад +1

    Man from florida here. Legitametly, was there a huricaine?

  • @KatieB968
    @KatieB968 3 года назад +1

    Literally slept through the hurricane in Tampa lmao

  • @UnaMandagora
    @UnaMandagora 3 года назад +1

    Heh, hurricane hit them light, but Germany and Belgium are flooding, what a weather 😅

  • @pandaqueen813
    @pandaqueen813 3 месяца назад

    Yes, we in New Jersey are somehow baffled about the Stanley Cup.

  • @davidd6626
    @davidd6626 2 года назад +2

    I love Florida

  • @Viewchasers
    @Viewchasers 3 года назад

    Scrapple is a PA dutch thing! I didn't know NJ even knew it existed!

  • @jwohl76
    @jwohl76 3 года назад +1

    I was in Orlando and we didn't notice any change in the weather from Elsa. But it looked like Elsa hit more of the panhandle area. I hope that everyone faired well from the storm.

    • @Brickman1000
      @Brickman1000 3 года назад +2

      It was all rain. The current mosquito explosion from the standing water is turning out to be the worst part.

  • @nanamacapagal8342
    @nanamacapagal8342 3 года назад +1

    You make otherwise horrible behavior hilarious. I like that.

  • @katgerbz
    @katgerbz 3 года назад

    I did not know it was possible for these to get funnier. Actual knee slapping going on here. Multiple times. ☠️

  • @TiredMomma
    @TiredMomma 3 года назад +3

    I was thinking the travel ban was related to states with covid outbreaks, then thought why isn't Missouri being mentioned.
    Then again, why wasn't Missouri mentioned, cuz didn't our dumb leaders also pass something against them too this year?
    Pirate Arkansas, 🤣

  • @dxjxc91
    @dxjxc91 3 года назад +1

    Floridians don't even stock drinking water for less than a cat 2.

    • @jamiefrontiera1671
      @jamiefrontiera1671 3 года назад

      i usually keep a couple of my shelves in my pantry for hurricane supplies until the end of the season so i dont have to worry about what everyone else is doing later. it helped during the freeze this passed march because i had some canned food a drinking water available since i wasnt prepared to lose power and did have any gas for the generator of wood for the fireplace

  • @anthonyniemiec9409
    @anthonyniemiec9409 Год назад

    “If Disney and Publix don’t shut down, then it’s just an afternoon thunderstorm.” God I love Florida sometimes

  • @seanoneill3149
    @seanoneill3149 3 года назад +1

    The disregard for California is so appropriate. And yes, I’m from the Northwest

  • @abeardwithtattoos
    @abeardwithtattoos 3 года назад +1

    It never even got to a Cat 1! Not a hurricane, it was just a tropical storm! 🤦🏻

  • @lucimitchell7273
    @lucimitchell7273 11 дней назад

    As a northern Californian, I go multiple times a year to visit my dad in Arkansas

  • @Zander2212
    @Zander2212 3 года назад +2

    If Disney and Publix don't shut down then it's just an afternoon thunderstorm.
    This is 110% accurate.
    Also, Elsa wasn't really a hurricane. It only barely crossed up from a tropical storm for a few hours, that doesn't count.

  • @RejectReef
    @RejectReef 3 года назад +1

    Elsa! HA! I rode out Hurricane Michael in a trailer back in 2017.
    Oh, you didn't hear about that one? Only _the third worst storm to ever make landfall in the continental US._
    It had a couple days of news coverage, but then, _shocker,_ California was on fire, then midterms happened, and it was on the Panhandle, so nobody really cared.
    I will say though, when you've got Floridians from all over the state, most of whom have seen or experienced hurricanes, looking at the damage and going "Holy _shit,_ that's bad!", *It's probably pretty bad.*
    _AND I RODE THE EYEWALL ON BOTH SIDES OF THE EYE IN A GODDAMN TRAILER!_

  • @theoz-zone7470
    @theoz-zone7470 3 года назад

    Florida is my favorite state.
    Chaos & craziness personified.
    My home state of Indiana is nowhere near as exciting.

  • @SOLBLADEMASTER
    @SOLBLADEMASTER 3 года назад +2

    Wait, CA is on fire? I live in CA and didn't notice.

  • @yourmomsawitch5653
    @yourmomsawitch5653 2 года назад +1

    I lived in Florida a year ago and I just hearing about Hurricane Elsa from this video cause Publix didn't shut down.

  • @kerseyking5510
    @kerseyking5510 2 года назад +1

    Florida doesn't care about hurricanes because we get them too damn often. Now you give us a centimeter of snow and we will freak out